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So, I've come to the conclusion that Jessica is the mastermin- wait, wait, no, she's good in fantasy scenes, so she must be a hero- crap, she lies all the damn time, maybe she's Beat- no, Shannon is Beatrice, so perhaps the culprit is Kyr- no, wait, wait, Kyrie is dead half of the episodes...

Gah!

Maybe a witch really DID do it with magic...

>> No.4884909

Just as planned.

>> No.4884920

>>4884902
Jessica, Kyrie, Rosa, and Shannon just play Russian roulette at the beginning of each episode. Whoever wins gets to be the mastermind in that particular episode.

>> No.4884923

>>4884920
Can we have this as the real solution?

>> No.4884924
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4884924

Fucking ryukishi.

>> No.4884927

shannon, jessica and kyrie are the same person.
I will call this theory Jeshkyrietrice

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>>4884927
BRILLIANT!

>> No.4884936

Kinzo did it all. Kinzo is Batman and he had like 50 years of preptime. Do you think dying would prevent him from pulling all this shit off?

>> No.4884947

>>4884936
But remember, Jessica and Shannon are basically Kohaku.

Kohaku is like Batman but crazier.

>> No.4884959

>>4884947
Now I want to see a Kohaku vs Batman vs Deadpool series, thanks a bunch.

>> No.4884968
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4884968

Everyone just wants Battler's penis.

EVERYONE

>> No.4884970

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55sJXfj5Bew

DEEEEEEENN

>> No.4884976

>>4884970
I'm not watching that

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4884993

u mad, /jp/?

>> No.4884996

>>4884970
This is why we can't have nice things.

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4885002

>>4884993
I may be mad, but you're BALD.

>> No.4885000

So they say there's a mastermind for each episode.

But there's a master mastermind behind all of it completely right?

I mean, it is only one person and one person alone causing all the fuss in the first place, right? Or..?

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4885001

So, you accept the witch? Show it with your actions.

>> No.4885029
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4885029

Trolls trolling trolls that troll other trolls.

>> No.4885038

>>4885029
DAT Bern face.

>> No.4885042

>>4885000
It's trolls trolling trolls.

>> No.4885053

My theory?

Shannon is doing it because she's FUCKING CRAZY, Rosa just wants cash flow, Kyrie wants revenge, and Jessica is doing it for the lulz.

>> No.4885054

>>4885029
Good job reposting it in every thread.

>> No.4885063

>>4885054

Thanks :3

>> No.4885114

>>4884970
How come they keep doing this kind of shit?

>> No.4885130

>>4884970
AH GOD DAMN IT COSPLAYERS RUIN EVERYTHING

>> No.4885131

lamdadelta and bernkastel. EVERYONE is a tool or chess piece in this series.

>> No.4885157

>>4885130
Fucking weeaboos. And yes, I know, we're all weeaboos, but at least we have a sense of shame about it...

>> No.4885747

>>4884902


just because they're dead, that means nothing. Same thing that i said in the other thread: Takano was "dead" in higurahsi too, come on, everyone, Ryu uses this a lot...
For example, in episode 1 they say that someone could be faking a body because the heads ares smashed, in episode 2 there's no smashed heads, but that does not mean that in episode 1 someone didn't use that trick. Eva is killed in episode 2 first twilight, so you can say that she's "innocent", but that doesn't really mean that she's innocent in episode 1 too. Same for Rosa, Kyrie and Natsuhi.

...yes, I'm not considering the men, consider krauss to be the killer is almost praise him too much. Rudolf himself is a char that could be the killer, so it would be too obvious. But Hideyoshi is one of my bets, he's the fat idiot that is perfect to be the killer, almost like and blonde sexy nurse

>> No.4885757

>>4885747
But gthe blonde sexy nurse was an occult freak obsessed with Hinamizawa

>> No.4885854

>>4885757

But hideyoshi is a fat man obsessed for his wife. He maybe killed everyone for her someway

>> No.4885861

>>4885854
I can't see it. As an accomplice, sure, but the dude gets killed pretty blatantly most of the time.

Plus, he doesn't blatantly lie like Kyrie, Rosa, and Jessica do.

>> No.4885914

>>4885861
He was involved in the Shannoningans in episode 1. I am of the opinion that Beato just goes up to a parent(Beato being "disguised"(disguised insomuch as the Beato persona is dominant but pretending to be Shannon) as Shannon), and says LOLOLOL WELL KINZO WANTED TO PULL ONE LAST PRANK ON THE FAMILY PLAY ALONG AND I'LL GIVE YOU JEWGOLD to get things started.

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