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I still think that Rudolf is suspicious, since he's the only one who actually acts like they know that murders are going to take place, and that he's going to be a target this particular time, either for A)His role with Battler or B)His plan to extort money from Krauss.

>>4878106
I propose that everyone is doing it for Battler's penis. He's actually a member of the Tohno family, and thus has the Tohno gland.

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>>4878117
would it be safe to guess that he knows the culprits true motives then? Rudolf has always stood out to me, yet no one brings him up

I can't tell whether he is a victim or on the culprits side though

>>4878117
When he said "I'm going to die", I think we can take that as BATTLER AND KYRIE HAVE I GOT A FUNNY STORY FOR YOU REMEMBER HOW BOTH YOUR MOTHER AND SON RESPECTIVELY ARE SUPPOSEDLY DEAD? WELL.....

>>4878132
Everytime I envision Rudolf telling Battler and Kyrie that I just see him with an awesome face for a head.

>>4878106
Well, OP, this is about as much as we got for Jessica's motive. She seems somewhat... bored. Maybe she decided to put a little action in her life?

BREAKING THE LAW BREAKING THE LAW

George is a Yakuza

>Ok, let's have a Umineko motive thread.
Let's not.

>>4878129
He's the only one of Kinzo's kids who hasn't got any real coverage in the story, so unless he's the culprit, EP7 should explain a lot about his mindset.

The only other one of the family adults we know little about is Hideyoshi, and it'd feel like a cop-out if he was the culprit because he doesn't have a unique motive. For him, it'd just be money, and as the reader, we'd be short changed.

>>4878155
Rudolf seems to play second fiddle to Kyrie. He's the charismatic president, she's the person who actually gets shit done.

I maintain my position that there's three teams.

Team not a bunch of complete assholes, which is Battler, Natsuhi, Krauss, Gohda, Hideyoshi, and Eva.

Team Chaotic Stupid Lawful Stupid, which is Genji, Kumasawa, Jessica, Shannon, Kanon

and Team CASH FLOW YO, which is Kyrie, Rosa, Rudolf

The rest are retards.

>>4878168
Don't insult Maria by comparing her to George.

>>4878168
Shouldn't hideyoshi be in the CASH FLOW YO group?

>>4878173
He should, but he's not a complete asshole. Put him in both.

>>4878168
I'd like to imagine that Ghoda remains completely clueless until the end

>>4878187
Gohda's just a cook. He didn't sign up for this bullshit.

Episode 3

The food scene

Kyrie tells Rudolf she wants to go for food, most people, however, assume she tells Rudolf about her ingenious plan to corner Hideyoshi, I personally believe this isn't the case. She drags Rudolf along to make it seem normal, and takes Hideyoshi to tell him to get his shit together, because the cigarette WAS a big clue.

What happens next I don't know, but this is what I personally believe.

Behold, the TRUE CULPRIT of Umineko!

>>4878215
What happens next is GUNS AKIMBO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THREE SHOTS IN THE DARK AND THEY ARE DEAD.

>>4878203
So was Steven Segal's character in Under Seige, but we all know what happened then.

I don't know what happened either, seriously, it's meant to be one of his best movies and I still couldn't sit through it all.

Rosa isn't on a team.
She's a walking force of destruction.

>>4878152
I like this, explain further...!

>>4878230
And a slut.

One thing I thought was interesting.

Rudolf is the only other person who knows that George is planning to propose to Shannon, after hearing his rehearsing in the bathroom before getting on the plane.

Would he use that knowledge to troll his little sister Eva? Of course he would.

>>4878246
I fail to see the problem.

>>4878249
Eva is older so it's even more likely.

>>4878249
Eva is older then him.

>>4878249
Battler didn't see that.

>>4878250
hahahaha

>>4878250
Dokkyun was worse.

>>4878250
*Note that "well" in this context does not include forced isolation in small cramped corners, overbearing manner, and may allow for the usage of physical punishment. Also, beware that babbys may be restricted to being punted off cliffs, see warrant for details.

>>4878250
-wait for a prince on a pony
-get a childish bookworm

>>4878253
Me either, just saying.

>>4878258
Kinda.

>>4878258
Dokkyun is bad and shallow.
I think it's SUPPOSED to be bad and shallow.

Here's something interesting. Shannon claims to have superb memory, and yet in Episode two she's claiming all around, "I don't remember anything!" during the "Kanon" attack in the kitchen.

?????

>>4878278
Jus as her love for Kanon? no way...

>>4878258
Ah, Dokkyun Heart.

Otherwise known as "that song you get all the damn time on trackswap."

>>4878289
Jessica's love for Kanon is completely legitimate.

>>4878287
1- If she's saying the truth, it's because of the shock, which would be normal.
2- She's just lying, Genji took care of the story.

>>4878306
Oh yeah, I love spamming it there along with OPPAI LOVE.

>>4878316
Yeah and Lambda isn't a lesbo.

>>4878318
DO IT!
YOU'LL SAVE US ALL!

>>4878310
Genji is the best troll yet anyway. You only start to suspect this after playing it once. Because after all, the butler is too obvious, right?

Like with Battler. You think "So in some episode it's gonna be the main character who kills someone like Keiichi did, then you are told he can not, then it happens when you completely forget about it.

>>4878341
Genji's always been a suspect, the hell you talking about?

Virgilia, Ronove and Gaap are the metaworld versions of Kumasawa, Genji and Nanjo just as Beato is the equivalent of the culprit.

Wouldn't this mean that Kumasawa, Genji and Nanjo were all accomplices to the crime?

>>4878347
haven't read a single thoery with him as the culprit. Collaborator, maybe, but not the culprit

>>4878347
Well yes, but he gets kinda lost in all that Bitches&Wolves stuff.

>>4878334
Of course she isn't! their love is entirely platonic!

>>4878362
thought Gaap was that Candy wrap Maria uses for the rose

>>4878341
Genji's was suspicious form the moment he started 'vulcan nerve pinch'ing people to death.

Of course, while that could account for some murders, it probably wouldn't account for the ones where they die of being shot in the head/heart/face or whatever.

Gohda's the biggest troll ever though. Seriously, why the hell was there enough candy to fill 6 corpses on the island in the first place? As head chef, surely he'd be in charge of all food coming into the island, and the only person who would probably want the candy would be Maria.

>>4878362
> just as Beato is the equivalent of the culprit.
Nuh-uh-uh. Beato may put herself in the place of the culprit, but she isn't necessarily representative of the culprit herself.

>>4878375
And Nanjo

>>4878306
Alternatively, known as "the song that trolls you twice".

>>4878379
I truly and honestly doubt that even Battler being a gar bro he is had the guts to look in his parents guts.

Nobody even mentioned it in the story, Beato used it to troll in the TIPs masterly.

>>4878394
Beatrice is Shannon and Jessica.

The pipe represents how Jessica in the real world had shitty breathing, but with magic can smoke all she wants.

The breasts Shannon is denied(since we all know she's flat chested) is given to her through magic.

>>4878424
OBJECTION

Just because Shannon is a maid, doesn't mean that she pads!

>>4878401
Trolls you twice?

How so?

>>4878424
would explain shanntrice...

>>4878439
Not so fast! If Shannon is indeed Kanon, padding would be the only way to appear to have boobs!

>>4878493
Goddamn it, why couldn't it be the other way around?

>>4878509
Situational irony.

>>4878523
Motherfucker!

>>4878403
"......What the hell is this.........there's a limit to how bad a hobby can be... Isn't taking someone's life enough.........What the hell is this!! Going to all the trouble after they died of sitting them on chairs, slicing their stomachs and pulling their entrails out!! You went to all the trouble of stuffing their stomachs full of sweets?!! Why, ......why the hell would you do something so gross?!! Damn it, damn it! Nice job, bastard, just great, just great!! Uwoooooooooooooohhh!!"

>>4878810
Shannon is a bitch AND a whore.

Trolls trolling trolls that troll other trolls.

>>4878914
Anyone think that MAYBE, just MAYBE, Kinzo did not rape Shannon, Kanon, or Jessica?

>NACK

>>4878933
He raped all three of them.
By which I mean both of them.

>>4878950
Don't start it.

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>>4878985
ARE U SCARED THAT MUCH?

>>4879002
>>4879007
Goddamn it. People will get MAD at me because of your shenannigans.

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>>4879030