/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yes

so which end goes in your ass

>>4876469
I was wondering the same thing

>>4876469
>>4876472
The end without the vibrating bullet

>>4876469

What a silly question.

Both.

You will never experience fully grown men tearing into your ass with their cocks as you moan out in pleasure ;_;

>>4876461
>like /jp/ told me to.
wut

>>4876476
Then where does the vibrating bullet go?

>>4876515
The little bumps press into your perineum. The bullet ends up just behind your balls. When you turn it on the whole thing vibrates.

Where you bought it?

>>4876461
I have the same one, it's really hard to get it to stay in one place, and the vibrations are mediocre. I have the Nexus Vibro, and it's by far much better than the Rudeboy. It's on the expensive side though, but if you can afford it, fucking get it asap.

>>4876497
THAT'S A LIE!

>>4876461
No.

If we're on the subject of sextoys, is the Tenga fliphole as good as everyone hyped it to be? I think the thing that put me off was the price.

Why does the women get all kind of sextoys but the men is only left with the fleshlights and the boring toys...

>>4876497
And that's where you're wrong /jp/ so deliciously anal fissure causingly wrong.

>>4876461
OP, you know they make a smaller one of these.

Personally for me, I don't want something massive with vibrators and pressure points and other such bullshit. The anal equivalent of a backscratcher would do just fine for me. It's not quite comfortable for me to finger my own prostate, it's a problem of maybe a few inches. This does not require a giant horsecock $99 dildo, just something a little more practical than a pen.

>>4876532
Is it really better considering it's twice the price? The thing that shits me about Rude Boy is that it doesn't stay in very well, maybe I should've got a Bad Boy.

>>4876541
Because female sexuality is LIBERATED and BEAUTIFUL. "Fuck you men, I can have a hundred cocks a day and you have no right to judge me or call me a slut because I'M A STRONG LIBERATED INDEPENDENT WOMAN!!!!!!!!!"

Male sexuality is filthy and sick and all men are scum and rapists and subhumans.

>>4876553
It's definitely worth it. It stays in place well and unlike the Rudeboy is 100% handsfree. It also has 5 different vibration settings, and I almost lost my voice once while using it (uncontrollable moaning) =/

The contents of this thread is one of the reasons /jp/ should be red instead of blue.

>>4876559
>So /jp/, is this what a little girl feels when she starts having sex?
/jp/ is full of men who fantasize about being the little girl, and this post merely provides a tool to help in that fantasy. This thread is what /jp/ is about

I HAVE A QUESTION OP.
I tried it once with a roll deodorant. Every time I pulled it out a wind has blown off my anus, making fart sounds. Didn't this happen to you? Because seriously, the first time it happened to me I gave up on massaging my prostate.

>>4876559
But you can change the color silly.

>>4876559
Any of the boards on 4chan being "worksafe" is a total laugh.

And OP, yes being fucked is the most intense pleasure imaginable. That's why girls are sluts.

>every time I pulled it out

With proper prostate massagers, you just insert them and turn them on, you don't thrust them in and out.

>>4876569
There is no macro

>>4876577
But all I had was a deodorant.

>>4876569
Did your deodorant smell like farts afterward? I imagine it wasn't very useful as a deodorant after that. Unless your farts smelled like Old Spice, that would be neat.

>>4876587
Of course it did!! Hell I might try the remote next time

Fucking degenerate sickos, leave this board

>>4876603
Someone's a negative Nancy.

No way I'm inserting something up my ass.

>>4876603
NO U

>>4876626

HOHO

That's what they ALL say!

>>4876626
You're missing out.
I only used fingers, and I still can tell that it's well worth it.

>>4876603

I think you're too normal. Please relocate to a more suitable board, such as /r9k/

Well, I certainly am not putting THAT grotesque and atrocious thing on OP's pic up in my ass

>>4876639
I know right. I just bought a silicone dildo which vibrates at an adjustable speed, it was molded from a cast of some porn star's cock. Best couple of bucks I've ever spent; it doesn't feel silly to look at or use at all.

>>4876639
Would you a cigar instead?

>>4876646
Smooth black nondescript shape going up your ass bothers you, but you're okay with a porn star's dick?
I have some bad news - you're gay.

I've used fingers. I don't really like it because they smell like poop afterwards.

>>4876658

Holy shit wash your hands you filthy fucking faggot.

>>4876658
>he smells his fingers after putting them in his ass

>>4876658
Eh? Wtf man. It is only acceptable if done during the bath. You fucking filthy, you do it while masturbating to doujin in front of your computer don't you?

>This thread

>>4876461
>>4876532
That looks like it can cause prolapse, fistulas or more likely both. No thanks.

I dunno about you but I don't want to live the rest of my life with a colostomy bag.

>>4876666
Because all that stuff that comes out of your ass isn't a bad combination with a bath.

I've been considering getting a prostate massager for some time, but the only thing putting me off is how expensive they are.

Also: /jp/ - Masturbation Discussion

>>4876674

>>4876674

>>4876687
OUCH!

>>4876658
>I don't really like it because they smell like poop afterwards.
GEE, I WONDER WHY?

>>4876687

>>4876677
You can do it while showering, and flush anything that comes out down the drain. But really, never had to much problems with that, there's always at most few small pieces of filth stuck there, just do it AFTER taking a shit. I imagine having an urge to poop while in your bath with your asshole loose wouldn't be convenient.
Alternatively, try an enema.

>>4876698
Just don't eat for 12 hours before.

>>4876699
I can't fap on an empty stomach, if I get too hungry I start to shake and feel like shit.

gb2/lounge/, faggots.

>>4876716
Insecure faggot detected.

>>4876703
Pleasing yourself is quite complicated isn't it.

>>4876723
I don't mind this shit, but it belongs in /lounge/.

I've always been under the impression that shoving things up your ass makes you gay.

I have to admit I'm curious, but unless it's a girl shoving it up there I'll pass. It's one of the very few reasons I would consider getting a girlfriend.

>>4876737
Does giving yourself a handjob count as being gay?
Does sticking something up your butt to masturbate count as being gay?

>>4876737
Given that logic, you're already gay for stroking your penis during masturbation.

>>4876741
Handjobs are given by both men and women.

Assjobs are gay 95% of the time.

>>4876749
>Assjobs are gay 95% of the time.

I think you mean 100%, futas are fictional and strap-ons aren't natural.

>>4876749
But you just said
>unless it's a girl shoving it up there
So is that gay, then?

>>4876760
Maybe, but the gayness is outweighed by the fact that a girl is doing it.

I'm not sure what to think about this thread, is it real or is it one guy trolling.

>>4876737
>>4876749
>>4876756
>>4876765
a day will dawn when people wake the hell up, get over their childish insecurities and learn to enjoy what feels good.

millions of people poke stuff up their arse because it's a great experience. it's not some massive practical joke the world is pulling on you.

it doesn't change who you are. it doesn't turn you into an alien. if people would stop being so fkn stubborn and give it a go they'd wonder why they had been so stupid their whole life

>>4876773
This is dead serious discussion between a gathering of like-minded individuals. Anal is the wave of the future. The future is now.

>>4876779
Shoving things up your ass SHOULD be seen as shameful.

It's disgusting.

>>4876781
In that case, I would like to try all kinds on prostate stuff and onaholes and whatnot, too bad I'm to ashamed to order them and too bad they cost a fortune.

>>4876787
You're on a board where the majority of posters enjoy looking at pictures of naked little girls.

Just a reminder.

I'm having trouble figuring out where the vibrating bullet goes.

>>4876793
So? Nothing wrong with lolis as long as they're not 3DPD and you don't live in Ausfailia or Europe.

Sticking shit up your shithole is gay.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>4876787
Disgusting? You don't know disgusting. Out of curiosity, have you tried tending to a toddler?

>>4876765
>>4876800

This is a really underaged mentality, just saying.

haha all the losers who come into a thread that is "disgusting" to them, in order to tell other people that it's disgusting. you're worse than the gays

>>4876703
It's only 12 hours, not two days.

>>4876787
Are you a normalfag?

>>4876461

>So I tried prostate massager like /jp/ told me to.
>he actually did something /jp/ told him to!

>>4876841
Nothing wrong with that.

We salute this brave man for his courage to go through with something we would probably never try.

>>4876860

While pointing and laughing at him for actually doing it.
It's like in the Army when they send the fucking new guy out for headlight fluid or some shit.

>>4876860
I stuck fingers and objects up my ass before coming to /jp/.
Pussies.

>>4876880

>>4876878
Is that so?

>>4876883
so I take it you never tried prostate simulation?
Don't you ever get the urge when your ass hair tickles your asshole when you masturbate?

>>4876880

>Calling people pussy for not putting things in their ass.

Holy crap. /jp/ manages to get even more pathetic every day I visit. You guys are gay as hell.

>>4876898
Shut up, Charles.

Everyone else on /jp/ is jizzing on figurines or hugging their anime-pillow.

You can't get more pathetic than that.

>>4876897
YOU HEARD ME

>>4876897
Only poofters fuck women.

>>4876898

If you don't want to be the little girl, you don't belong in /jp/.

>>4876909
Sounds like everyone on /jp/ is straight then!

ITT: Normalfag drama discussion + Gay drama discussion
Oh please, /jp/.

>>4876911
I want to stick things in my tight, hairless, virgin vagina, not my hairy ass.

>>4876915

>>4876916

If your ass is still hairy, you're not wanting to be the little girl hard enough.

>They don't have a vagina

>>4876895

I've heard good things about prostate stimulation before. Can't say I've ever felt that urge, probably because I trim. Not very regularly, but enough to have short, less visible hair.

>>4876911
>>4876916

I think being a little girl is totally unrelated to being a dude wanting to be fucked by another dude in his cornhole.

>>4876925
Shaving rarely lasts long at all, and don't epilators hurt really badly?

>>4876935
how the hell do you trim? maybe I'm just not flexible enough, but I can barely see most of my asshair.
Do you use a mirror?

>>4876936

Just be a man and wax it.

>>4876936
man the fuck up and wax.

>>4876951
>>4876949
By myself? Is it even possible to get enough leverage to wax your own ass?

>>4876959
Yes, but you will need many smaller wax stripes, as when you wax you have to peel off against the direction of hair growth, and hair grows in a radial pattern around your anus.

>>4876942

>mirror

That, and a little electric trimmer w/ attachments. I'm probably more flexible than you anyways because I went to Kyokushin karate classes and had to do stretches every single day, but you really don't need to move around all that much to trim your ass. You're making it a lot more complicated than it is if that's your problem. Also, I stopped Kyokushin a couple of years ago, there's a good chance my flexibility is back to normal. So yeah.

I don't trim right down to the skin, that would sting, and my skin irritates quickly. I get razorbumps.

This is why I usually let a little stubble grow on my neck and cheeks before I shave it off. Maybe trim and comb my stache and beard.

>>4876925

>If your ass is still hairy, you're not wanting to be the little girl hard enough.

C'mon, man. it's not like I was built for little-girlan offline. I am xbox huge, have wide shoulders, and a small waist.

>>4876976
What a pain in the ass.

How long does it usually last?

>>4876987
Depends on the person, lasts under 2 weeks for me. It depends on the season, hair grows faster in summer. My 2 weeks is in autumn.

>>4876996
Too expensive for a professional wax, then.

How much does it cost to do it every two or so weeks?

>>4877002
Just your ass? It will be negligible, like 2 bucks worth of waxing paper each time.

Doing legs and pubes and your ass together will run you through a pack, and a pack of wax paper is like 10-15 bucks.

>>4877008
$15 weekly? Damn.

What about ingrown hairs? Does waxing cause more of them than, say, shaving or plucking/epilating?

>>4877012
It causes slightly more than shaving, but the same amount as plucking and epilating.

But that heavily depends on your skin. I've heard people getting ingrown hair from shaving, which to me seems physically impossible.

Waste of money.

The hair will regrow anyway and it's not like you're gonna show your ass off to other people anytime soon.

how the fuck can that feel good? i haven't felt this uncomfortable in years.

>So, I felt pleasure by massaging my prostate just like /jp/ told me to
>111 posts and 20 image replies omitted
The fuck is wrong with you, /jp/?

>>4877029
I think you should go back to /a/.

>>4877039
Because I don't want to discuss about filling my ass? Ahaha, oh daytime /jp/.

>>4877020
Do you have any experience with epilating?

Are there any good anaesthetic creams to use before you wax?

>>4877029
see
>>4876564

/jp/ - Sex and Masturbation

Fun thread tho

And there I was just pissing on the floor.

>>4877065
Here we go again.

/jp/ - Ass Vibrators

Seems kinda gay

>>4876532
I'll keep this in mind next time I have $80 to toss away down my asshole

>>>/a/33397617

Oh look, how cute, some fag posted the thread to /a/.

>>4877268

Everything behind the balls is faggot department.

Oh you crazy fags!

>This thread.

You guys are cheating yourselves if you go through life without ever trying this.

I have a rudeboy and a standard aneros, and tried many times, but never got any of them to work too well for me (most success I had was going right to the edge through normal masturbation, and passing it with the rudeboy, but it didn't feel much better than normal masturbation).

Should I try more, give up, or invest in better stuff?

I'm really tempted to get one of these things, I masturbate with fingers most of the time and yeah, feels awesome. Curious as to how these feel though. Maybe I should just get my girlfriend to fuck me with a strap-on or something...
Also, yeah, there is nothing gay with prostate stimulation. Self pleasure can never be gay, if it was a dude shoving his cock in your ass, or if you were jerking off over guys dicks while masturbating with this in your ass...then yeah, that would be a bit gay...

Why you don't delete this, janitor. It's not even /jp/ related.

>>4877307
Because Janitor-kun is a faggot who also likes being penetrated in the ass and shaving his legs.

>>4877316
lol

>>4877297
It's a bit random for me. Sometimes it feels like I just wasted my time. When it's good it's worth the trouble. Try spending an hour or two of high quality fapping before you put it in, and make sure you're extra hydrated.

>>4877303
It's easier to hit and stay on target than with my finger, for me. As for feeling it's can be better, but you lose the sensation of your ass clamping down on your finger.

>>4877316
and that's how he becomes out beloved Meido

>>4877327
... Ok, I will just hide this thread.

>140 posts

never change /jp/

>>4877335
You do that.

Fag.

>>4877334
You faggots disgust me. I come on here to discuss visual novels, and I'm plagued with self-loathing threads, sex toy threads, how best to shave your leg threads, branding your 'waifu' threads and much more disgusting shit. Why can't you guys just be shut-in social rejects without needing to pretend to be girls, talk about how depressing your life is and that sort of thing ALL the time.

Fucking /jp/.

ITT: gay pride

>>4877347
You're angry. Try playing with your prostate, it'll relax you.

>This thread

Best thread on /jp/

>>4877347

>this thread

Personally, I disapprove of the practice of playing around in the body's sewers, but I understand those who would have a desire to do so.

>>4877352
>>4877360
As I presumed, you idiots would have no better counter-argument than claiming I'm mad. Well played. But you still seem to neglect the fact that this thread isn't Japan, shaving your legs isn't Japan and being a little girl isn't Japan. This is worse than video game threads on /v/.

>>4877347
You better stay in /v/ then. Because of people like you invading /jp/, the usual posters get bored and do something else instead of browsing /jp/.

>>4877368
>Japan
What gave you the impression that this board has anything to do with Japan?

>>4877368
>Japan
What?

>>4877375
>>4877373
Japan/General does not include any of the non-Japan related threads I listed above. I understand now it is 'Otaku Culture', but again, Otaku culture isn't stimulating your prostate, contrary to popular belief of you faggots.

>>4877368
What? Shaving your legs and being a little girl IS Japan related. Just be happy it wasn't a discussion about purse for men.

>>4877380
>>4877368
Welcome to /jp/.

Enjoy your stay.

>>4877381
>Shaving your legs and being a little girl IS Japan related.
No. It isn't. I think Moot needs to make a board called 'Faggots with retarded fetishes' to facilitate your needs, instead of having you fill /jp/ with stupid threads.

>>4877380
>Japan/General
What's that?