/jp/ - Otaku Culture

do any mg give a tyranid vibe?

I bet she doesn't know the newest trends because she's been living under a rock.

>>48754033
Someone post that helldivers 2 bug image

Still thinking about lilim toes.

>>48754048

>>48754109
very fluffable ears

NEED USHI ONI WIFE

>>48754159
are veil seals safety compliant?

>>48754076
>>48754092
You will own nothing
You will fug de bug
You will be happy

>>48754185
That is the opposite of liberty.

>>48754185
No, I will live in a pond and fuck a frog.

>>48754159
This but a shy one

>>48754185
Anon, I am TRYING.

I will NOT fug ze bug

>your anubis neighbor is absolutely obsessed with you secretly
>she daydreams frequently
>fantasizes about touching your chest and running her hand across your skin
>even drifting way lower than that
>she sometimes stands at her kitchen window, peeking out of the curtains with a pair of binoculars, staring into your room window in hopes that you left the blinds raised so she can watch you change and undress
>stands there leaning over her sink, moaning as she rolls her thumb around her nipple or sinks her fingers between her legs
>she has photos of you on her phone and in an album she gazes at lovingly
>even dorkishly shooped you next to her in a pic and printed it out and has it on her makeup mirror
>she didn't exercise before but started doing squats a lot in hopes of making her ass firmer and plumper in hopes of attracting you
>she keeps pestering you to see if she can borrow your vacuum or something just to get close to you a lot
>she keeps gifting you food she's made in takeout tins and claiming it's because she made too much for herself by 'accident', which conveniently happens all the time
>she even has a list she keeps in a yellow folder of the names she wants to give the pups she wishes she had with you, the places she wants to travel with you at her side, activities she wants to do with you such as parasailing and yacht trips, even a full fucking layout for her perfect wedding and honeymoon with you
>just thinking your name makes her tail wag and she can't make it stop
>she keeps her obsession hidden and tries not to let it show whenever she actually comes face to face with you
>when she actually sees you in real life or speaks to you she becomes a stammering mess
>doesn't know what to do and breaks down completely
>accidentally called you 'pale cutie' instead of your name once and avoided you for a few weeks hoping you'd forget
>meets you at the dual shared mailbox post between both of your houses
>"O-OH! H-Hey anon! H-How's your day? H-Hey, I was w... w..-wuh wondering if maybe later you wa.... m... m-maybe later I could... ah-and... you... and.. uh... if you and... me co...could.... if ... if uh, y-you wanted to h-ha.. ha... hanng... o... AH! You know what! I just forgot my UHHH, my stove is still on! Sorry!"
>she runs off fast and slams the door behind herself
>slides down and starts tearing up at how embarrassing and cowardly she is
>copes by going into her room and squeezing the blank dakimakura pillow she has with a pic of your face taped to it for hours

>>48754260
the empty photo album with blank spots already labeled for children and future events is interesting

>>48754260
Can we go dorkier?

>>48754260
She's about 4 months away from making a secret Anon shrine and putting "liquid love" into the food she gives him

>>48754294
Yeah, Anon. Look in the mirror.

>>48754334
Bloody Mary is a dork?

>>48754334
Gonna have a nap and pray I never wake up again

Is it really rape if he didn't properly secure his home by having a lock that anyone with a few levels in thief could pick?

>>48754355
This is fox mentality

>>48754355
the #2 cause of broken doors is locks

>>48754360
whats the #1?

>>48754412
Being shut

>>48754412
MEATY monster paws.

>>48754412
wurm and wurm-adjacent incidents

>>48754421
I'd like to be in a wurm-adjacent incident, if you know what I mean.
I want to hug a wurm. I think they're cute.

Ultrajubs are inbound

>>48754345
>*Excited Wisp noises*

>>48754221
Try harder
Go for the spooder.

>>48754419

>>48754483
>When yeti hears the word "cuddle"

>>48754465
wisps look gloomy but they're always so happy

>>48754111
nice

>>48754221
Obviously not hard enough
Dont make me consult the stats to show your failings anon

Couldnt leave my bed because the heating is broken and my home is freezing cold
But I will endure

It's not caturday, but that wont stop them

>>48754595
what a catasstrophe

>>48754595
W-what are they doing to my HP?

>>48754595
everyday should be caturday

>>48754623
Cats found a funny interaction using health potions on Anon to make sure he never blacks out and warps back to the safe zone

>>48754626
Everyday CAN be caturday, if you have a cat.

>>48754731
Local memekot no so smug after anon finds a dimensional anchor

>>48754676
>get stunlocked
>enemy heals you so not even death can unstuck you
Monster are cruel and scary!

>>48754745
>Ephemeral Feline Bound - Smug Corrected

>>48754745
I like to think that Miss Ushi just really wanted to SQUISH THAT CAT and Miss Chesh was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

I only trained in soul protection magic since that seemed like the most important thing to protect.
What do you mean the anti boner spell is 6th level magic and requires another 10 years of study and rare reagents?

>>48754792

Hey guys, I'm starting to suspect that monsters aren't actually interested in our super niche hobbies and are actually trying to get into our pants

>>48754260
>she didn't exercise before but started doing squats a lot in hopes of making her ass firmer and plumper in hopes of attracting you
I might be able to forgive the stalking.

>>48754930
As long as she's still having fun too, she could be using me for an evil political plot for all I care. That's not my business!

>>48754956
whoa, an ant

>>48754956
>>48754960
I did not anticipate that

>>48754956
cute farmers

Post monsters that deserve belly grab

>>48754035
She still gets Boog Housekeeping and Rolled Stone by snail mail.

>>48754489
>Hey sorry I missed Papa Wendi's cookout, the wife trapped me for c-u-d-d-l-e-s
>"What was that dear?"
>Talking about sports, snugbug

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that getting snug in the bug den can be comfy as well, especially in the winter just....get ready for the occasional territorial dispute between giant ants and dwarves.
Underground is actually a busy place.
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>>48755040
She's getting a little too confident from all that indecent loving from her nephew.

>>48754956
Why did ants suddenly become popular enough for stories and art?

Kot, but fat

>>48755383
Kot, butt fat

>>48755222
Duuuhh, they're only the most productive mamono by leagues, featuring entire societies of engineering geniuses that value hard work for the collective good. And look at that heartwearming determination. The strength and determination! Ants were always popular. Ant website.

Her clothes becomes see through with water magic

>>48755511
>hebi gets horrifically cold

DONT FUCKING RUN AWAY FROM ME
FACE ME LIKE A MAN YOU WORTHLESS CUM BAG

https://files.catbox.moe/2fxv69.jpg
This is the favorite pet of your apophis wife, will you let this sleep with both of you?

>>48755606
gonna scold her for her creation and then magically separate these poor animals

Wurm?

>>48755621
It's a snake marshmallow cat, it's perfectly normal

>>48755383
There's only one way to handle a body like that
https://files.catbox.moe/ihm634.jpg
Patented and tested by the Sabbath

snakeposting has grown stale. we must take it to strange new places

>>48754076
>>48754092
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say fuck 'em all.

>"Anubis, it's just a small model-"
>"I don't want to hear your excuses! The pyramid needs to be at least... three times bigger than this!"

>>48755708
Last time I heard something like this, Soldier Beatles broke up.

>>48755747
June Lemon had the best solo career. りんご wasn't too bad either.

Visit Hagville today! There's a free dairy breakfast buffet for male tourists and it's extended to 24/7 service for male residents!

>>48755598
Need a feral hag like this

>>48755827
They're all too weird there, I'll go to Tallburgh instead

>>48755827
Not saggy enough
I need real milkers with real weight to them

>>48755635
None of the monsterballs I've bought can fit one of these fucking things.

>>48755929
I had one delivered to my house that was already full and im afraid to open it

>>48755929
oh well I guess you'll just have to let her travel along side you and sleep in your tent

>>48755827
I dunno, I'm a virgin who barely even talks to women. Surely they don't want someone like me.

>>48755991
Shut the fuck up
People who say this shit disappear into sweaters overnight
You want to become another fucking statistic?

Sahuguin kinda sucks but I heard if you level her up enough she evolves into a ryu.

>>48755708
But this is the year of the snek

>>48756005
The nice lady at the tourism office said those were just unsubstantiated rumors by the Sabbath.

Then again she also said to ask for directions the second I got there...

>>48756006
you fucking what?

>>48756022
Dont follow anyone
Dont go into the alleys
Dont drink anything they give you

>>48756051
What if they have really big boobies?

>>48756062
You stay away from them unless you want your entire diet to be replaced with milk

>>48756066
Any other tips I'll need to make sure this awful fate doesn't happen?

>>48756084
Dont go out at night
If you hear sloshing, you hide and pray
And above all else, never, and I mean NEVER, go to hagville on the 15th of february

>speak to crestfallen christmas cake
>every three sentences is punctuated by an extremely loud sigh or 30 seconds of unskippable laughter

>>48756151
>Be careful out there. Wouldn't want you to turn wizard, ahahaha

>>48756151
I don't need a Christmas Cake. I'm in my 40s. Gimme a woman who's older than that. A lot older.
She can have a terrifying laugh, though. I like those.

>>48756296
>I'm in my 40s
gramps...

>>48756311
No, no children, so no grandchildren.

Sexy Ushis are in your area!

"Foxes were man’s best friend before dogs arrived, archaeologists claim"
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/human-pet-fox-dogs-falkland-islands-wolf-b2526306.html

Wolf girls on suicide watch.

>>48756548
just confirms what we all knew from the start.
foxes won the humanbowl and wolves are forever friendzoned.

>descendants of wolfgirls
Literally everywhere present as friends or partners, working for society in pest control, hunting, rescue forces, police force, army, assisting and leading the blind and sick.
>foxgirls
Sit on their fat lazy asses all day and do nothing but eat tofu, contaminate areas with their extremely stinky piss and infect innocent human men with foxoplasmosis.

I think we can all agree that there are no monstergirls more wretched and filthy than foxgirls.

>>48756666
what was that Fido? you know you cant eat at the table. guess il have to lock you into the garden again.

Newest fashion trend. Monsters like demons, succubi and lilims are wearing real mofu (synthetic mofu) fluffy scarves in an attempt to capture male attention. They believe the manes of cores, hounds and other monsters are instrumental in their respective species successes at securing husbands, and seek to replicate it with 'mofu' of their own.

>I'm completely mentally stable. Oh hey a civilian airliner.

>>48756759
never trust a monster with more than one eye colour

>>48754260
I'll move away without her knowing and get away from the creepy Anubis.

>>48755511
Ryus have to hear their shrine maidens plead their boss for a sudden downpour on this specific day and at this specific time, when the hebi plans to meet her crush and wear all white

>a 5th mini portal has opened up near the redcap
>she charges into the fray aaaaand it's closed and all the guys got taken instantly again
>throws away her cleaver and plops down on a stump
>rage
>exhaustion
>depression
>more portals open up but she doesn't move because what's the point
>takes off her stupid hat and hucks it off a cliff
>her hair turns white all on its own
>then grey
>becomes a permanent fixture on the stump, telling passersby cynical life advice and to get lost
>suddenly anon
>"whoa, check out this lich! she's totally kuu!"
>"h-hey can we pronebone? I've always wanted to with an undead lady"
>"I'm dead on the inside so I guess it counts. Do as you wish, sex means nothing to me anymore."
>hos and hums while her ass gets pillaged
>fills him in on the local lore while he's at it, sighing long and peevishly every time he asks her to repeat himself
>climax #5 and she's starting to get annoyed
>"Seed me a thousand times - you will never get what you're looking for, you sorry fool."
>climax #9, her butt and midsection is imprinted with hands
>climax #63, it's been four weeks, knight-adventurer anon returns to her stump often to share tale of high adventure and glittering treasures that she was able to vaguely point him towards
>the red's not back yet, but she almost smiles sometimes, and swings her rear into place when he shows the signs
>four months later
>"hey, look at this peculiar hat I found today..."

>>48754595
This is actual torture, monsters be brutal

>He's a hebi kisser

Ok miss hebi when did your shrine get wifi? stop posting here.

I want a hebi to strangle me until I pass out

i'd a hebi

I don't want a monster that's over 20 years old.

piles of snakes

>>48757405
Oh you don't know about plaplink? It's a satellite network created by the automaton entrepreneur Elona Musk.

>>48757653
This seems oddly specific

>>48757653
depends if she's down to manabomb the local sabbath branch

I have the uncontrollable urge to call every horned monster mommy.

>>48757311
>mistaking a depressed Redcap for a loli Lich
That guy is in for a surprise

>>48757486
Smoochable tummy

>anon you are over 30
>i have to age drain you into shota if you want to be my apprentice

I don't want to commit crimes but I also want to be violently manhandled and groped by the MGCPD hounds.

>>48758057
You've probably fucked up your taxes unknowingly, prepare to face the full force of the law.

>>48758057
Just commit a victimless crime. For example, you could litter by placing a steaming hot hotdog on the ground (wrapper down, of course) near but not actually in a garbage can. Cophounds HATE that.

>>48758045
Fuck off human woman with a silly hat.

>>48758057
Rub some cocaine on your crotch and walk past the police station.

>>48758045
Your terms are acceptable.

>>48758045
Never mind then, I'll go learn magic from the sabbath.

>>48758057
I would get a soapbox and stand on it outside the police station, preferably talking about things like cat representation in the police force

>>48758045
No way hag, I would learn the arts of sorcery from a normal respectably grumpy old wizard.

And then put those talents to use by taking a loli Dark Mage / Lich as my apprentice.

>My baseding weeps for you

>>48758129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS_2dX4Q0L0

the kots hunt for fishos

>>48758057
Simply show the police hounds the stash of hellhound pictures on your phone and they'll lock you in an interrogation room to question you on how you got so many illicit drawings of them. Then they'll arrest you but instantly try to parole you with whoever looks the closest to your drawings.

OH MY GYATT IS THAT FREDDY FAZBEAR UR UR UR UR UR

>>48758267
No, it's clearly an amogus.

Is it cruel to relocate fire-based monsters to cold regions for the purpose of not having to pay your heating bill anymore?

I wish I could sleep on top of a soft monster

>>48758360
Iceland is a volcanic region, fire and ice make beautiful music together. A song of ice and fire, if you will

Gonna headpat a random hag and tell her she's a good girl and she did well today

It's so hot, I wish I had a Wight right besides me to hug, cuddle and refresh myself with her body temperature, and also have sex

>>48758402
IS THAT

>>48758402
This except it's cold and I want to keep her warm.

>>48758197
She looks smug, as all cats should be.

New KC just dropped

https://files.catbox.moe/ak6v6t.mp4

How to deal with wild, unruly monster girls that don't have proper hygiene?

>>48755222
worker revolution soon brother

>>48758402
I want an undead girl to keep me cool while I make her insides warm, if you catch my drift

>>48758501
What a goofball
Absolute goober

>>48758522
Revolution against what? They're literally one big happy family

>>48758569
the capitalist world outside the Hive is rotten with greed
soon they will all know the joy of a hard days' work
imagine an army of Giant Ant girls marching but instead of rank and file it's just one straight collumn, girls are so cute when they're kinda dumb

>>48758590
What if I offer them syrup

>>48758597

>>48758627
They have different hair which is half the battle for me and anime girls.

>Anon had just fallen asleep when he heard a strange voice
>"Anon" it whispered, "I am coming up the stairs"
>"I am on the first step"
>"now I am on the second step"

>>48758669
FRONT TOWARD ENEMY

>>48758669
no spooky stories pls, you will scare the wurms

Need me a hebi that genuinely makes me fear for my life at times.

>>48758493
Where the fuck is it then Anon.

>>48758710
He probably means Gaira or whatever.

>>48758669
Why do monsters get to be the scary ones in the relationship

>>48758735
Oh, nevermind then. He only ever does the cover art for them anyway.

>>48758744
the fear makes it hotter

>>48758669
>Anon awoke with a gleeful start
>"Finally," he thought, "a chance to use my demonsilver cannon!"
>A happy marriage began that day

>>48758744
You get to be the scary one sometimes. Remember cockatrice? You can scare a dream horse shirtless just by being awake, too.

>>48758493
Wake me up when he releases a new update for his RPG

>>48758772
Wake up!

>anons mentions the game
>checking out other sites to see if by some miracle it was really updated
>see https://f95zone.to/threads/monster-girl-encyclopedia-rpg-v0-0-11-kenko_cross.75328/post-15967091
lmao, the potato schizo made an account on fag95 only to sit in the MGERPG thread and seethe about KC, that account only posted in that one thread.

Sorry, I meant Gairaku v20 not the game or new profile.

Ok, I get it that she is the "bringer of the apocalypse" and all that but I am still going to pat her head and touch her tail.

>>48758744
I still have that one writing idea that's haunting my brain sometimes about a crazy anon getting abducted by lolialiens and he somehow manages to escape, only to live in the vents of the spaceship like some sort of reversemonster and every now and then he suddenly jumps out of a vent or of the shadows and rapes the lolimonsteraliens only to disappear back into the vents once he's done.

>>48758754
This is the KC appreciation thread and you don't sound very appreciative.

>>48758884
What species is on the cover?

>>48755827
The hag yokai.

>>48759087
I miss fun animes like the virmire one with the succubus.

give me your smelliest monster

>>48755827
Gap milk
Full fat

>>48758545
Small undead girl with a big butt is optimal for cuddling and warming

>>48759125

They say that life's a carousel
Spinning fast, you gotta ride it well
The world is full of Kings and Queens
Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
It's Heaven and Hell, oh well
And they'll tell you black is really white
The moon is just the sun at night
And when you walk in golden halls
You get to keep the gold that falls
It's Heaven and Hell, oh no
Fool, fool
You've got to bleed for the dancer
Fool, fool
Look for the answer
Fool, fool, fool

>>48758057
walk up to hound and say 'paw' and humiliate her infront of her coworkers.

>>48758545
I have no idea why my face feels so attracted to that ass