/jp/ - Otaku Culture

- Avoidant personality disorder

>>4872390
What's wrong with her?

>>4872400
There is no dick inside her

-only plays sniper in TF2

wat a faget

>>4872390
She's sickly you fag.

-best touhou waifu

-posts pointless threads
-reported

- Is naked when on the internet.

>>4872418
If she's your waifu then why is she crying?

>>4872433
Because he's lying, he tried to reap her.

>>4872433
no she's not mine
but I know that most Nip fans like her.

Patchy is the strongest.

Greetings from /k/. I assist Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A in coordinating the tides of butthurt there.

>>4872507
why don't you try a target which isn't easy as shit to troll

All you need to do to effectively troll /k/ is just make a thread regarding issues such as how guns are only made for hurting people and nothing else or make a politics thread about how the majority of gun users are ignorant rednecks

>>4872533

So /k/ gets pissed about the truth? Bunch of ignorant rednecks.

>>4872551
>/k/
>ignorant rednecks.

well, no shit

>>4872551

Pretty much. They're like a cultural stain left over from the cold war. Half the fuckers seem to have fallout shelters and plans for when 'shit hits the fan'.

>>4872533
>troll
Nah. We keep the balance of butthurt and bragging in check.

We preserve a delicate balance.

>>4872387
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>>4872533
>guns are only made for hurting people
And that comes in handy when there are people out to hurt you.

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>>4872606
Is it bad to want to eat a tiny girl?

>>4872617
>only made for hurting people
Oh . Wow. The first time I read that post through, I read it as "Guns are only made for hunting..."

I've gotten so used to idiocy on /k/ that my mind auto-corrects it in order to keep some kind of faith in the human species.

>>4872623

>>4872551
>>4872577
>>4872595
Seeing as how I live in NYC, I'm fairly surrounded by degenerate viewpoints such as these; thus, I'm desensitized to them. However, it still needs asking. Are you simply trolls, or actually for real?

Why would Patchy browse /jp/?

>>4872648
/jp/ - NEET&Hikkikomori/General

Sorry but Patchy spend all of her time working with magic, reading magic books, etc. And not browsing some weird image board.

>>4872418
A-animated gif?

Fantastic!

>>4872658

When you stare into madness, madness stares back.
What better place to see this process in action than 4chan?

>>4872627
>implying that making it "guns are only made for hunting" is a correction.

invented to hurt people, now made and used for both.

>>4872617
>And that comes in handy when there are people out to hurt you.

But that would entail going outside, so your point is moot.

>>4872388
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>>4872839
Rockets were originally used to hurt people, you wouldn't have the internet without satellites which use rockets.

Radar was originally created to facilitate hurting people easier, but you got the microwave oven from it.

The jet engine was originally used for fighters and bombers but now allows civilians to travel much more quickly than previously able.

Don't forget the internet, GPS, digital photography, and many other things. If we only used items which were not originally invented for the military, then you'd never have your anime.

>>4872947
Wisdom? On my /jp/? I'm astonished.

>>4872642
The odds of you getting shot in mummy's $1 mil brownstone in park slope is not very high. You can stop pretending that NYC is some sort of crime haven like it was before you were even born.

>>4872947

Your point is moot. Guns have no secondary uses besides killing.

Patchouli is a worse NEET than Kaguya, if you think about it. She lives in Voile, which is basically SDM's basement, and mooches food and shelter off the Scarlets. She doesn't even get paid. At least Kaguya owns the property she lives on.

>>4873012
In the hands of the military, yes. In the hands of civilians, even without hunting, they provide recreation and there are many firearm sporting events. Just because you can only see one use for them does not mean that there are no other uses.

>>4873052

So, they can be used to practice killing before killing. Who would've thought.

>>4873072
I do so love talking to people who are unable to comprehend that there is a chance that they, possibly, just maybe, could be wrong~

>>4873043
She's not a NEET. She's employed by Remilia.

She's definitely not filthy hiki scum like Kaguya.

smells like an aromatic herb

>>4872975
Actually I live in Coney Island, and twice muggers have attempted to get something from me (unsuccessfully). This is remarkable because I've been more or less a hikikomori ever since graduating high school.

Also:
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local&id=6722920
http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/local_news/brooklyn/coney-island-shooting-100215
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/07/27/2009-07-27_teen_gunned_down_in_coney.html

The above cases, just a few of many, show just what a load of bullshit the "if you make something illegal, it stops existing" mantra is.

As for general crime and terror, take a look at these:
http://www.yournabe.com/articles/2009/05/08/brooklyn/doc49ff03d39df0f777683542.txt
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brooklyn/coney_island_murder_up_major_felony_Hdlb8WiW9vMQc23fPZfI
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200+ felonious assaults in Coney Island is considered to be law enforcement doing "a great job".

>>4873111
>200+ felonious assaults in Coney Island is considered to be law enforcement doing "a great job".

Don't visit carneys and you don't have to worry about the booth attendants.

>>4873131
Astroland has been shut down already, actually. Now we've only got the New York Aquarium, the boardwalk, Little Odessa and jig-infested projects for entertainment.

BTW, since we're talking about the place, you might be interested in this Coney Island facebook group that I'm admin of: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=64747555376

>Patchouli Knowledge !SleEpGk.mM
I hope you aren't THAT Patchouli Knowledge tripfag

>>4873111
why are you posting this shit? No one cares. take it back to /b/

>>4872657
I don't know what I would like more, Marisa shoving her finger up my ass or smelling patchouli's finger after shoving it up her ass.

>>4873190
If by "THAT tripfag" you mean the tripfag who started Marisa Appreciation Society (with a side of Kagamin) and promoted Marisa Awareness Week until on day 3 Marisa got b& from /k/, then yes, I am "THAT tripfag".

>>4873182
>facebook group that I'm admin of:

Jesus christ, is this shit normal in /k/?
Get the fuck out of /jp/ already.

No one gives a shit. Take your gun, aim it at your head, and pull the fucking trigger. Reported.

>>4873226
no i dont care about /k/indergarteners
i meant another patchy tripfag we had long ago

>>4873236
/k/indergarteners

oh man

I have to write that one down

>>4873230
>implying everyone on /k/inder /k/ owns guns
>implying there are legal guns in NYC

>>4873263

>Implying
>Touhou name
>Tripfag

And another one for the filter.

>>4873263
>implying implicitly implied implications

>>4873255
Yeah, that was a good one.
Suigin +rep

I'm just going to kill this.

/k/ocksuckers are now ruining /jp/

>>4873370
You bumped it, though

Next up: accusations of samefaggotry

Only sluts go outside anyway. Pure girls shut themselves in to preserve their purity.

Real men use melee or throwing weapons.