/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for foxes.

So I was writing about ants and realized that their ant hills would be like these huge ziggurats, so I figured they'd build gardens on each level of the ziggurat for aesthetic reasons and now this image of a giant garden steppe pyramid won't leave my mind

>>48679461
If you build it, they will come!

>>48679469
I can't, it's way too big

>>48679461
The ants really are crafty. Aren't there IRL ants that farm fungi?

>>48679483
Yup!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agriculture_in_ants
They do fungi, aphids, all kinds of stuff.

>>48679483
Yes! This is also the primary means of subsistence for the colonies in my story. They're a very civilized kind of bug.

>>48679478
That's what she said!

>>48679502
I remembered the aphids. I bet ant girls get along with Holstaurs.

I'm going to ____ a black harpy

>>48679442

>>48679607
marry

>>48679442
Oh auntie, we're gonna exercise alright

>>48679647
My auntster is really irresponsible with her weight
She gets really fat from time to time but at least she's able t lose all that weight quite quickly
I wonder what's her secret diet because my momster would love to know

>>48679442
Old hag tanuki, this is why the kitsune laughs at you and your overweight butt

She reeks of tobacco and sake

Which monster would be the worst to become the ass slave to?

she seems upset

(not OC BTW)

>>48679442
I will make her sweat a lot in the gym, also for some reason in monster gym showers are quite spacious, and why there are showers for double and triple participants?

Your lioness neighbor got drunk and thought you two were married... again!

>>48679792
I will subdue the lioness with ear scritches until she drunkenly falls asleep.

>"You cook as well as Druella fucks!"

>>48679848
That kot needs to stop spending time with Cheshires.

>>48679792
>listen here miss, the fact that you gave birth to two of my daughters doesn't mean that we're married, it just means that we fucked because you were too drunk and pushy

>meeting a Wight at a great Undead Kingdom ball
>dancing with a Wight
>watching the stars from a balcony with a Wight
>kissing a Wight in a secret alcove
>sex with a Wight in the hedge maze under the moonlight

Every MG is overpowered until their mom pulls out the slipper.

>>48680042
no living being can withstand its power.

>>48680042
>>48680051
Not if they're incorporeal monsters like ghosts that a slipper just passes through.

(Overall, MG moms are less strict than human moms.)

>>48680042
I highly doubt that momsters would use such violent methods for discipline, at best they would simply punish you physically with endless paizuri going at it specially hard after you came if you have been a really bad boy or if your grades dropped harshly

>>48680104
>ghost momster uses ghost slipper on her ghost daughter
What now?

>>48680200
it's okay it's made out of demonsilver

>>48679442
Her feet will be tired after all that excercise, I'll give her a nice foot massage while supplying her with sake.

>>48679442
She can't stay in shape if she's pregnant all the time!

>>48680216
ghost could go solid and then ghost stuff doesn't work

or ghost just goes through ghost

>>48680104
Don't post off topic images please.

what we need is more corruption stories
wanna see more woemen become monsters
at least more than what im trying to write

>>48680270
But woman are already monsters.

>>48680259
Did you hit your head? That's not how ghosts work.

>>48680304
but not the kind of monster you take home to your parents

>>48680304
he means more loving lamia and less that one chick that crashed her car to kill her boyfriend and his bro

>>48680224

I like how she has a starfish in her hair. And aside from that drinking blood thing, a best mamono wife.

>>48680331
i just cut the mermaid blood with ushi blood before i sell it

>>48680270
on that not, did we ecer get any stories of valkyries going dark?

>>48677513
Any supposed NEET Kiki will become a diligent student once miss Bigmilk reminds them that lacking proper Meido Academy certification, means losing the ideal mastha to a stinking Shoggoth! Only refined decorum can save them and their future mastha from a life of slobbish slimy mediocrity.

>>48680346
i will house and enable unlicensed maids who are bad at their job

>>48680340
I remember that one
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52618669?view_adult=true

>>48680356
>Anons School of Second Chance Maids

>>48679442
Ufufufu...~
anata-sama...~

>getting circumcised because you know danukis won't touch anything unless it's at least 10% off

>>48680383
But I don't need my tires changed...

>>48680427
>"Free Lescatie? I'll take two!"

>>48680426
i hope my tour guide takes it okay when i tell her my vacation is ending soon and i need to go home

>>48680427
>circumcision
God, imagine the hysteria when you tell mamono some humans deliberately mutilate their kid's penis and make them feel less pleasure for life.
Foreskin regrowth would probably be one of the first spells or treatments developed post-portals

>>48680270
Corruption is kind of boring to write though.

>>48680469
i thought you were supposed to make it hot instead

>>48679442

>>48680200
https://files.catbox.moe/hrxqzl.png
A household with strict discipline produces excellent citizens

>>48680042
I'm gonna sniff MG mom's slipper

>>48680665
You big weirdo!

>>48680692
Are you sure? I just broke my fingers that's all!

>>48680539
Depends on how you define hot.

>>48680448
Before you departure, all flights are mysteriously cancelled due to heavy storm weather and will resume in few more days.
With no else to go, your tour guide insists you to live with her.

>>48679452
Nanabi was the greatest fox.

Feral Monstergirl Rehab
Splints, casts, antibiotics, endless 10 pound sacks of species-specific mon feed, and lots and lots of mana suppressing restraints
Imagine trying to keep a cone of shame on a feral Hellhound to keep her from ripping out her stitches

>>48680692
These are not trustworthy eyes

>>48680787
in the end it was easier to undomesticate anon so they just do that now

>>48680766
ROBIN HOOD was the greatest fox!

>>48680804
Eh, she's not a fox, so she's basically trustworthy as far as that goes.

>>48680826
A genderbent robin hood would be pretty up there. You did mean genderbent, right?

>>48680872
... sure... genderbent... yes... exactly.

>>48680232
And you're to blame?

>>48680232
Hey, buddy, ROUND is a shape.

>>48680718
This undead cat makes me rethink some of my racist thoughts

>>48680787
Hardest part would be no sex with the rehabs, they'd never be able to go back to the wild.

You can have sex with the educational ambassadors though.
>Blind Harpy
>Wurm born with no scales so she can't tunnel or slither well
>Abandoned Succubus someone hand raised on pet supplements so she can't hunt now

>>48680904
Don't be fooled, cats are pure evil no matter their form

>>48680919
that's one of their charm points

>>48680919
Wrong, some are really nice and full of love. Especially manticore after using the special technique

>>48680925
True; if your cat is being nice to you all the time, she probably thinks something is really, really wrong with you. Cats are the IRL version of Internet Trolls.

>>48680945
Or she knows that pushing now would make you do something bad for yourself so she won't

>>48680910
Manticore with no tail
She isn't actually feral, she just gave up on life

Get in loser.

>>48680997
It's sunday nunday, unless she's a priestess of Bastet then I don't have to do what she says anymore.

>>48681009
get in the sunbeam so she can lay down on you, loser

>>48680976
That's sad, I need to adopt her

>>48681107
they prey upon the weakness in your heart. and that's okay

>>48681009
Thoroughly contemplate the joys of cats in loud prayer.

>>48680945
I'm gonna have that song stuck in my all day now, I just want you to know that.

>>48681044
No, it's past noon, time to get up.

>>48681186
respect the crepuscular lifestyle
noon is too hot

>>48681131
So we will be two sad losers under the same roof, I'm ok with that

>>48680997
If a mamono is rude like that with me I will lose all hopes and give up on love and life.

>>48681217
They're just tsundere.

>>48681210
two sad losers (happy)

>>48681224
It doesn't work on me, I take as face value and cut off the person

Ideal height of an Amazon or height difference?

>>48681237
Loser.

Optimal party composition
>human male
>little brown monster girl
>little brown monster girl
>little brown monster girl

>>48681240
I would be fine with that

>>48681239
They're a major difference between a anon saying it here and someone, that you know or not, spitting it on your face for nothing.

Its a travesty we were never given a follow up of the scene where the guard takes you to her chambers or has her way with you.

>>48681240
loli tsurara though

>>48681246
An Anubis guard need a master, she's be trained for it since her birth

>>48681186
>MEEOOWW
what did she mean by this?

>>48681240
Just imagine how much they would clash with one another for your attention trying to outdo each other's attempts on seduction

>>48681259
rape cat not so tough after be forced to get out of bed

>>48681240
>human male
>kemono cat
>kemono fox
>slime girl(shape du kemono)

>>48681240
I prefer
>human male
>Zombie monster girl
>Zombie monster girl
>Zombie monster girl

>>48681246
>"ummm ok my bad, can I go now?"
>"No."
>hangs the guy by the neck of his shirt at her staff thingy for the rest of her shift and then carries him to her quarters

>>48681250
>she's be

>>48681249
You do make a good point, there are other colors of loli monsters suited for adventuring like Tsuraras, Ochis and Valks.

>anon did you put fentanyl in my tea?

>>48681240
It's
>human male
>wife (formally some random dungeon mob)

>>48681300
you forgot
>daughter 1
>daughter 2
>daughter 3

>>48681240
How about
>human male
>little brown monster girl
>little brown monster girl
>little brown monster girl
>healer (former human male)

>>48681240
>be healer
>party up with three tanks thinking that your whacky off-meta party will be able to crush dungeons
>wildly successful
>all gains outweighed by the exorbitant cost of food and repairs to the beds in the inns your party stays at
>blacklisted from every buffet and place of lodging in the city

>>48681240
Optimal party composition
>Wurm

>>48681240
sadly I'm doing a solo challenge so my party can only be
>human male
>
>
>

>>48681326
>his 3 kunoichis always clear the path and help from the shadows so that "solo" Anon can feel good about being the lone wolf

>>48681238
>standing naizuri height (loli)
>slightly above an average man's height (fully grown)
But I might be slightly biased

>>48681262
The seduction attempts would probably be entirely accidental, and maybe even more effective than intentional ones, if they were both hotheaded warrior races and not old enough to be in lust mode all the time.

>>48681326
don't get knocked out

>>48681341
Adventuring solo until your first loss is the traditional way of getting a monster wife.

>>48681362
Fuck off furfag

I coult take 1 oni (very badly).

>>48681417
Where's her waist?

>>48681425
must've ran out of alcohol

>>48681153
Thank you for letting me know. If I am annoying enough, the Demon Lord might gift me with my very own Cheshire!

>>48681240
Nah, it's more like this:
>Me
>ur mum

>>48681417
I'll take a tiny oni

>>48681446
something about that doesn't seem tiny

>stay with me~

Ideal party is
>me
>big wolf making sure I'm safe

>>48681476
and some puppies

>>48681468
i want off ms wisp's wild ride

>>48681505
Stop calling her vagina that!

>>48681522
It's a compliment.

>>48681468
afterlyft, for all your posthumous transportation needs
don't mind the metal safety bars

>>48681563
el oh el
Wispevator
>FUND IT

>>48681468
Make me you stupid lamp

>>48681593
Rub her, maybe you'll get a wish.

>>48681598
i've heard of blue genies before. seems legit

>>48681598
I wish she would go away lmao

>>48681603
>trust me I'm totally a genie
> - Wisp

>>48681598
>rub the wisp lamp
>she just moans and lactates
what a scam, i dint wish for milk

a wisp will say anything to get you in the cage
do not the wisp, for even a moment

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN
GET IN THE CAGE

>>48681703
Okay I won't.

You know who you can trust?
Spiders.

>>48681727
This, the web is the safest place to be why would I want to leave?

>>48680014
Did you find your way out of the hedge maze?

>>48681445
More like
>you
>your own mom

>>48681727
uncanny ushi...

>>48681877
He died in there, cursed to forever wander that labyrinth and fuck his wife in the maze. The help still brings them tea every day though.

>>48681341
giwtwm

>>48680369
>>48680356
cute
for me it's old maids
they deserve love and care and comfort and company
i'll get lots of good fresh ingredients they can explore with, and leave just enough clothes to fold to feel useful
at night I tuck them all in, read them a story about the Great Broom, and kiss all their foreheads in a row

>>48681727
COW spiders.

>>48681958
so what do you feed cow spiders?
hay? bugs?

>>48681976
Inquisitive men.

>>48681976
>so what do you feed cow spiders?
PINGAS

>>48681982
I volunteer as tribute!

>>48682002
No! I'M going in the Ushi pit first!

>>48681958
I really like cow anything, maybe I'm just weak to milk

>>48682022
Alp milk is the best and you can tons for free directly from your bro

Most commercially made cheshire is made of cheshire.
Cheshire is made of w00t, beans, and cheshire.

>>48681901
>"It's complicated. Bringing your soul across dimensions was relatively easy once your physical body died, but anchoring it to a new body required some creative use of magic. The point is it was a virgin birth and on a spiritual level this is not incest. On a biological level... like I said, it's complicated."

>>48682042
Can I have a Cheshire not made of Cheshire?

>>48682020
Anon, it's not like there is only 1 Ushi down there. A lot of the Anons never end up leaving the pit. They're probably making, like, a ton of Ushis.

>>48682042
>Most commercially made cheshire is made of cheshire
eh?

>>48682065
let him cook!
>>48682042
What is artisanal, bespoke Cheshire made of?

>>48682069
Greater Manchester

>>48682072
I don't know anything about Greater Manchester, but I do intuitively believe that Cheshires are great, so this does sound correct on that level.

>>48682060
Ghost cheshires become resuffused with cheshire upon sight of a man, to satisfy their need to cheshire him. This process is called cheshire. The man may also cheshire, depending on the desired effect.

>>48682110
This man is truly wise in the ways of the Cheshire.

>>48680624
https://files.catbox.moe/mtcadn.jpg

>>48681877
The high society undead quickly learned to not make their mazes that difficult a long time ago; their gardeners, butlers and maids had to guide so many lost couples out after every party.

>>48681186
>a latenight I haven't seen before
>archive gives nothing
anyone know the origin of this one?

>Please put down your weapon. You have twenty seconds to comply.

>>48682157
I love a lazy sunday.

>>48682158
>Horticulture Anon scams his way into a job at Countess Wight's High Castle.
>Her hedge maze is lacklustre at best and he has plans to make it the talk of the town.
>Throws absolutely enormous amounts of time and work at it, including hiring on a half-dozen dryads as gardeners.
>BUT
>Anon vetted these dryads for one thing:
>Being the cattiest, pettiest, most hateful birches on the planet

>As a consequence, any individual area of the maze is beautiful, but they're constantly changing them, in competition to outdo each other.
>It makes the hedge maze essentially impossible to navigate, and out of sheer paranoia about their ideas being stolen, they've taken to camouflaging their work from above, too.
>With all that shade and those confused dinner guests, beast and bug mamono have taken to hiding in the hedge maze looking for potential mates, too.

>Hedge maze quickly gains a HORRIBLE reputation.
>Single men disappearing into it for weeks at a time, then suddenly showing up at the exit riding a soldier beetle or carried by a werebat or whatever.
>Married couples becoming unwitting throuples.
>At least one of the dryads loves thistles and WON'T STOP PLANTING THEM because she thinks torn clothes are sexy.
>She's not wrong, but nobles hate the costs of getting some frilly gossamer thing mended (or more likely ruined) by a fun outing under the night sky.

>Countess Wight's dinner parties become the talk of the town.
>Anon rewarded heavily.
>And then forced to marry all those dryads to keep them from leaving for other nobles.

>>48681238
Any Amazon worth her salt should at least have this much of a height AND physique difference with (you) and even tall and buffed up men un general. At least. This is why young Amazons wabt to get husbands fast to help accelerate the growth process and a reason why they arent considered an adult until married, though most are already there when it comes to height at least. Beware, men with tall women and muscle fetish are prime targets for amazons.

TACOCAT

>>48682268
soft or crunchy?

>>48682268
do tacocats also love dbz?

>>48681287
What I get hungry during the shift and have to pee?

>>48682274
NTA, but for me...
White people tacos should be crunchy
Anything more authentic should be soft.

>>48682274
I like my taco cats firm with a thin layer of soft for padding

>Live in desert
>surely I must be safe from Yuki-Onnas
>Wake up to see snow everywhere

>>48682301
Anon, stop lying to people. I'm fuckin' terrified of spiders and not ONCE has one crept into my bed and snuggled with me in my sleep.

>>48682315
but you kiss 30 spiders in your sleep

>>48682319
Probably hugs them in his sleep too

How many times can I kiss a spider in her sleep?

>>48682334
that depends, how many spiders are in your house?

>>48682334
not very many if you start with the spinneret

>>48682336
Just one that's pretty large.

>>48682221
Imagine how breathtaking the gardens at a Phantom's manor would be, she'd make sure everything is perfect. Not just the plants but the decorations like antique pillars and arches, miniature rivers, lanterns casting light just the right way and so on.

>>48682356
you can kiss that one many times and never have her wake up*
(not responsible if spider is pretending to sleep)

I have finally found a method to counter the infamous tittyfuck grapple that Holstaurs and Minotaurs can do which is virtually inescapable. The trick is rather simple. You just have to have a small penis. They can't tittyfuck a small penis and thus their strongest attack becomes useless against you.

>>48682401
A detachable penis also works, although you may have trouble getting it back afterwards.

>>48682405
https://hitomi.la/manga/sei-so-tsui-dan-sha-english-594-2257.html#1
I can't see the phrase "detachable penis" without jumping straight to this classic.

>>48682401
The meta is leaning towards oral now.

>>48682465
a bad time to be spawncamped by ghouls

>>48682489
Or, and hear me out.
GOOD TIME?

>>48682427
Fuck off.

>>48682465
There are several ways which monster get a firm grip, beware of expert back grapplers
https://files.catbox.moe/awpxca.png

>>48682494
You mean a ghoul time?

>>48682541
Let's ghoul

>>48682427
I really want a monster girl to do this to me. It really fits in the area of being a kinky punishment but also not really being a punishment.

>>48682248
>who's calling
Only me, nya.
They're adding black cat to marvel, nya.
We have the infuence to do that sort of thing, nya.

>>48681240
the sage visits us once more

>>48681240
Actually it's
>human male
>hag manticore
>hag lamia
>hag dark elf
>hag fairy

>>48682633
how come you get 4 moms?

>>48682637
More relevant is to ask about the kind of person that would want four.

>>48682592
Mildly depressing you've resorted to using AI slop.

>>48682274
You put the crunchy shell INSIDE the soft shell.

>>48682639
Why not? Hags need love too!

>>48682637
It's more like 4 aunts.

>>48682643
If everything you make is bad you might as well roll with it and just do whatever, I think.

>>48682637
why dont you have 4 moms?

>>48682643
resorted is a loaded word. it makes it sound like he had some other skillset to use

>>48682637
You simple have to make more with your grandma

3 kids is enough

>>48682724
For a first batch if you want to start slow, yes.

>>48682724
but thou must

>>48682724
>enough
did you ask your wife?

>>48682700
https://files.catbox.moe/3falkf.jpeg
Gladly

>>48682724
Only 3?

>>48682749
it's irresponsible men like this that continue to harm the environment with the fox overpopulation problem
please be mindful and breed your fox only once

>>48682724
but echidna hasn't even gotten a rare daughter pull yet

>>48682268
It's the same forwards as it is backwards...
The same cannot be said for jungle kot cowgirl.

>>48682759
it's cool, those are wolves. they're trying to repopulate them in places and stuff

>>48682730
children need to learn the meaning of no eventually

>>48682771
>those are wolves
i see
we need more saints like him whose sole job is to breed wolves

>>48682772
But not today

>>48682724
I'm going to have 40 kids with five different monsters and I'm not paying child support

>>48682772
i'd spoil my monster daughters rotten

>>48682765
>Devil Bug
>Devil Bug
>Werecat
>Soldier Beetle
>Devil Bug
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>>48682847
shiny devil bug though

>>48682643
To be frank at least the AI managed to be almost identical to the Cat Sith profile, which is almost impossible to do with AIs, tried with Hellhound and Ogre using Novelai.

>>48682777
What about tigers or amazons?

>>48679442
Fuck the exercise, get the poor woman some food, she's starving!

>>48682864
those are endangered species that must also be bred alot
i myself have done my part in helping the endangered jinko population

>>48682724
nah 5-6 is ideal, unironically
more than that and its too much of a pain to remember all their names desu

>>48682875
Name them all George!

>>48682875
people can remember like 200+ pokemon. you can probably remember your kids

>>48682875
just name them something like "cat 1, cat2, cat3"

>>48682873
You know who else must be bread a lot?
I want to learn how to make Shogcaccia bread, so I can have a nice base for a Shogace, Shogmato, and Shacon Sandwich. With real Shoganaise, not that Miracle Whip crap.

>>48682892
Careful about Cat5 and Cat6; they're gonna be REAL popular with IT depts.

>>48682662
Having a diminished skillset is still a skillset. His problem is more or less looking for attention over focusing on getting good.

>>48682866
fatnuki

>>48682873
the jinko dating scene in shambles when their status goes from endangered to threatened

>>48682915
My favourite

>>48682915
Tanuki tummy

>>48682873
I want to breed the highly endangered species like Ice Queens, Dragons and Ryus.

>>48683008
>Ryus
these are super endangered
no man can get pass her hebi defenses and properly court her

>>48683008
Does a term like endangered mean much for a Ryu?
>They're literally revered as gods because they control the weather.
>"But there's not so many of them!"
>GOOD. Nobody needs a bunch of Ryus fighting over whether the weather is right for whatever boy each of them likes.

>>48682633
Based, but make the fairy a demon and the lamia a malef.

>>48683027
Yes! Give the fairy little demons horns! That's such a cute cosplay idea.
I think the lamia's going to end up looking more like a Ryu, though, even with the wings part of the outfit.

>>48683008
>when the outworlder human who's lived for 1/492th your lifespan bursts into your domain and anxiously explains that he's here to rescue you from extinction and you need to start dating NOW so he can inseminate you before it's too late

>>48683044
Eh, she always looks like that. I bet she's at least flattered on the inside.

>>48683044
"nice"

>>48683044
i should try that on a lich

Vaca

You have waited too long to touch the (spider) cow. She will now touch you.

>>48683080
I will touch another cow before she can touch me
I will rely on the old 1 Touch Rule

Well?

>>48682915

>>48683080
LIES. I just haven't seen any spider cows around to touch. They're very sneaky, you know. But my pure love for the gentle spider cow would include LOTS of touching:
>Holding hands
>Combing and brushing her fur
>Cuddling
All kinds of stuff like that.

Monster girls don't like it when you master your pull out game

>>48683131
But I don't have a separate bed! Just the one in the couch!

>>48683131
hydraulic leg lock

>>48683127
the face of a woman who's all but lost any scruples about mentioning in public how much comfort her nephew brings her with his body and words

>>48683143
VERY painful for non-automatons to pull off. Requires an unlicensed surgeon, too.
>Technically, Miss Grem does have a surgical license, but she also has her own laminator and the license also states she gives "pretty good backrubs" so I dunno how legit it is.

>>48683150
It's true, they're pretty good.

Automaton's spinning robot pussy

>>48683172
Manticore's spining tail pussy

>>48683172
i like the interchangeable uterus she jettisons out and replaces when overloaded

>>48683172
i like the rumble pack

I want a lactating Kikimora who wears a cowprint pattern uniform

I will use diplomacy to prevent my rape by offering to give the Monster massages and foot rubs in exchange for not defiling me. (I am an experienced masseur so she can't possibly refuse this deal.)

>>48683212
>give massage
>proceed to get gently raped with a very relaxed monster

>>48683095
ᶦ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ʰᵘᶠᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒᶠᵘ
"Wht did you say?"
*COUGH* nothing

What's the most dangerous thing you can say to a monster?

>>48683295
sorry, i prefer foxes.

>>48683295
i want to be a dad

>>48683295
"I'm interested in getting futuristic technologies grafted onto my body, especially my BALLS and DICK."

>>48683295
I'm a eunuch

>>48683334
Miss Automaton actually runs Unix!

>>48683295
"i wont make rent this week... what am i going to do?"

Cash rules everything around me.

>>48683295
I dunno if it's the MOST dangerous, but I do kinda want to call beast girls who are NOT cats "Kitties" and beast girls who ARE cats "Foxes".

>>48683295
I'm not interested in dating or marriage

>>48683295
Your mom was better.

>>48683295
"I'm saving myself for marriage"

>>48683377
Imagine how ice cold their heart must be to ever correct you.

Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make!"

>>48683447
Oh, god, I hope it's me!

Undead hours.

>>48683557
My favorite

I need a bogey lap to lay my head on...

You go on your auntsters computer to get tickets to the Wurmmouth concert coming to your town and accidentally see her browser history! What's up there?

>>48683637
all the fertility boosters and a 30 pack of manticore spines.

>>48683624
pursuer type bogey following you in the haunted mansion

>>48683568
I remember when bloated corpses used to be something repulsive, not something hot

>>48683680
I'm pretty sure she's really cold to the touch

>"Welcome honored guest... to the birthplace of our DYNAST- wait no, stop. Why are you taking off your pants, Tarnished!? ...I-I didn't mean it like that...!"

>>48680787
>>48680910
>>48681225
I love the idea of damaged monsters like this that feel like they cant be loved anymore
I want to make them happy

W-when is the wiki going to be up again?

>>48682962
>>48683127
>Bring nose to danuki's mouth
>SNIFFFFF
>"Ahh yeah, that's the good stink..."

>Bovine booba causes INT drop in straight men
>Minos love it
>They get more snu-snu
>Holsts love it
>They go mommy mode and milk their hubbies
>It's the woe of all hakus
>They see their men regress before their eyes
It's the tradeoff for their intelligence. Doomed to have husbands that can only think of booba, nothing else. They call it "Hakutaku's Sorrow."

>>48683295
There are microplastics in my testicles.

>>48683699
Hoc est dracones

>>48683895
>Good

Monday, back to wage slaving, no matter what side of the portal you're.

>>48683295
To a Dragon specifically: I just see you as a friend. I hope to find someone like you.

>>48683295
I don't like scales.

>>48679508
Frankly I find the idea of a bug that thinks offensive. That's why I personally decided to fuck the first bug I see until she cums so hard she stops thinking and returns to her baseline instincts of cuddling her husband(me).

>>48683295
Your love is not real, you will cheat on me and break me like the others, please leave and never comeback.

>>48683667
>slowly creeps up behind you when you're not looking
>stops when you turn around and gradually gets redder
>she "gets" you by covering your eyes and softly hugging your head under her chin
>she does it as long as you let her

Alright fine, the propaganda worked, I would quite like to cuddle with a chubby danuki hag

>>48683295
im almost a wizard

>>48684200
The propaganda failed. I'm still a slut for demon cuddles.

>>48683295
I've been shooting blanks ever since that killer whale nipped me in the stones. It's a blessing in disguise really. I don't want no kids weighing my ass down.

>>48683876
>haku believes she must drain you completely before a lesson to "get it out of your system"
>ironically, she doesn't know

>You will never explore space with your mamono wife

>>48685003
>cheshy "corrects" a cringy spacebattles MGEx40k shitfic
>then isekais its author into it

>>48685043
If you only take the cool visuals and technology from it and put it in MGE, I would be really happy.

>>48681225
>grows big boobs after being fed proper food
I knew it, they do add chemicals to make the girls sexier! It's a conspiracy, i tell you! A CONSPIRA

>>48680356
Tfw you get a clumsy failed Kiki-Maido.
Fuck me she's a real Amelia Bedelia.

>>48685043
CHESSY GET ME OUT OF HERE YOU BITCH YOU KNOW I HATE ELVES

>>48685696
just wait till you come across all the p'ork

>>48685822
Aren't the WH40K version of Orcs fungus-people? Wouldn't that make them just a hop, skip and a jump from a whole race of combative Mad Hatters?
>"This tea is missing something."
>"But what?"
>"DAKKA."
>"It needs more DAKKA!"

>eats all your sorrows

>>48686724
Hi.
Unless it is important to the plot of a green text, please only show green worms being horny.
NEVER pouty or sad.
Thank you.
--The Management

>>48684200
Imagine her sake scented breath!

>>48686745
Manage this *unzips feelings*

>eats all your squirrels

>>48685822
>you come across all the p'ork
Apologize and help them wipe it up.

The Demon supreme court has ruled eye contact is indeed consent. Rape enthusiasts in shambles, more news at 11.

>>48686924
I hope she vores me too.

yes yes the hellhound rapes you. but what happens after? what's the story after the manticore has her way with you? what follows this assumed full stop to the narrative? what happens to the city after the extremists take it over? what is druella's tax policy?

>>48687412
are all discord raiders such sad vermin?

>>48687296
>basilisk makes i-told-you-so face and folds up the newspaper with a big sigh

>>48687296
>walking through the streets during a dark night
>see a air of glowing red eyes in a dark alley
>it's a hellhound with an eager grin
>she looks ready to pounce
>.....
>maintain eye contact
>her smile slowly changes to confusion
>continue glaring at her
>her ears droop
>keep glaring
>her tail slumps
>keep staring into ger eyes
>she lets out a slow whine
>....
>she slowly turns away with a look of dejection
>grab her
>drag her to a nearby hotel
>have lots of intense noisy sex that people can hear through soundproofed walls
And that's how I avoided being raped

>>48687467
What are they talking about?

Lick hellhound armpits.

>>48687467
don't let druella in. she's not a fairy

>>48687621
This, but tits bapho instead