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Gimme that black harpy girl smell!

It's all so tiresome.

>>48627874
True, the feeling is always there, nagging me to do something stupid.

>>48627874
>arachne gf keeps pouting that you don't let her keep spider familiars around

>getting pranked by Lich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK_dHiBf-SY

>>48627716
Harpy wife?
Happy life!

>>48627700
There is only one step to the crab cycle. It is crab.

Holy crab!

>>48627716
I don't get it--birds are pretty clean as long as they're not living in piles of their own filth. If you want a bird that spends all its time amongst filth, you're looking for the KIKI.

Ded hours

>>48629481
Ugh. Vampires are such trash. AT LEAST they should have their bat wings out or show fangs or something. This chick passes for "albino elf" and that's just sad.

It's always Caturday somewhere.

>>48629650
for some, caturday never ends.

>>48629709
Yes, some cats are a lot more work than others.

>>48629716
it does take a long time to preen griffon wings

>>48629732
Also, beware of the False Griffon, sometimes called "Angels", as they often present as griffons to get attention from cute boys.

>>48629709
It is said that an underground society of cats work to ensure that they shall remain at their apex for all time.
The unending Koterday.

>>48629716
>Manticores are vicious and ferocious creatures
>meanwhile actual Manticores-

>>48629709
Yeah! Cats! All day every day!

>>48629846
They ARE very cute girls, and were my gateway to MGE.

>>48629998
They are DORKS

>>48629998
Core with black sclera must be even nicer and more trustworthy than usual.

>>48630025
Yeah, so what? I WANT a dork. I would have no idea how to handle a suave, sophisticated woman who attends galas or balls or whatever. I wanna eat chicken wings at a dive bar with a lady who then wants to go home and watch TV and cuddle.

Something below is calling us.

No, that's just you and your AI Slop ruining one of the better mamono out there.

Woe, H’Orc smell upon you

>>48630060
Unfortunately for you, rich classy manticores are specifically attracted to guys who are intimidated by rich classy manticores.

>>48630123
Good luck! I'm behind 7 devil bugs!

Manticores used to be one of the most popular girls here to the point that they were talked about every thread. But now, the overall interest in them has dropped significantly. Same has happened to shoggoths.

Who are some other girls that've seen their popularity drop?

>>48630138
RSAnon stopped writing about Manticores and posting them here when he was probably the best Manticorefag writer we had is why.

>>48630099
I think cat in a hoodie is one of the best things ever. I might just like girls wearing curve showing clothes, though.

>>48630123
>Manticores finding new ways to intimidate their prey after the whole "eat you" shtick got old

>>48630138
Hellhounds, whights, anubis. Still get plenty of attention but not as much as they once did. Kraken as well. I think a lot of manticore attention went to ocelomehs after their sudden breakout into popularity.

>>48627689
Whose paws would it feel better to have your face squished by ? Miss hellwan or miss jinko ?

>>48630195
Miss Jinko--dog fur's usually more coarse than cat fur.

>>48630099
Slimy hands typed this post.

>>48630177
Little does she know, interacting with a pretty lady like her is the scariest thing for me

>>48630213
Yeah but pawdpads don't have any fur dumanon

>>48630235
For me, my greatest fear is a sexy spider crawling into bed with me for cuddles and kisses. I sure hope no manticore tries to arrange that. I would be TERRIFIED!

>>48630242
Yeah, but they are surrounded by fur, so you'd be making contact with it that way.

>>48630157
I remember I read his reverse glory hole story, which was absolutely great. However it was also pretty explicit that they do that to a lot of men so I do wonder how it would be received now.

>>48630277
Victreebell gonna dissolve ya.

I want to be found dying in the woods and be nursed back to health by a Cheshire Cat whose smug attitude is outweighed by her concern over my injuries

>>48630355
Make it happen, Anon! Write that story! WIN SEXY PRIZES!
Job: Nurse
Kot: Cheshire

>>48630373
as a wonderland guide ms cheshire is one of the most employed mamano

>>48630170
>do not use for ai training
>fucks it up
>says "for AI training."
The irony.

>>48630393
Italian Chesh is a Wonderland Guido.
Rapist Stepmom Chesh is a Wonderland "Mama, no!"

>>48630123
predators must adapt to changing times and carve out new niches

>>48630355
I feel you, I daydream about that from time to time

>>48630373
Ignore the fr*g please.

>>48630355
kiss fr*g

>>48630587
Imagine if kissing a frog girl gave you warts so every man who gets stuck with a frog girl has them all over his lips and bits.

>>48630270
It was a product of its time, but still one of my favorite stories.

Pin the monster's hips down to neutralize her, monster wrestling 101.

i don't know what you did to get put in birdjail but here's your cellmate

>>48631035
I may have shat on a guy's car.

>>48631035
The cracked corn bag was 7 bucks for 20 pounds, I can't be expected to fork over the cash for tallow and finch mix every week!

>>48631060
I mean, that tracks as a Bird Crime. Wish we had a nice graphic of bird crimes to understand them holistically.

>>48631060
HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUN ROOF

I know pigeon harpies wouldn't crap on statues and whatnot, but y'all made me think of them with your bird poop jokes.
>Pigeons = underrated birbs
>Pigeon harpies = underrated harpies

>>48631178
french fry theft
gargoyle disrepectin'
noise complaints
trespassing
public indecency

>>48631188
ONE Chicago sunroof and suddenly I'm Charles Manson?

>>48631237
OK, but french fries are delicious and you gotta admit you'd steal them if you were as cute as a birb.

>>48631269
You can get corn dogs on the beach? Since when?

>>48630355
Why are you so depressed?

>>48631346
i think it's more about being dependent and rescued than the dying part.
at least to me.

>>48631359
You're not the frog?

>>48631400
i'm not the original poster either but i've had time to ponder similar fantasies

>>48630277
>>48630285
https://youtu.be/yoOg5JYyFmA

And I want to be smothered to death by a Cheshire's ample Chesht.

>>48631403
Still I don't get you or the frog. How can you be so inclined to bring pain or misery in your life?

>>48631480
>fox ears
>fox tails
>wings
Nani sore

>>48631503
if you want a savior there needs to be some sort of distress to be saved from. it's more of a plot device than a desire to wallow in misery

>>48631480
WHAT ARE YOU??

>>48631563
some kind of fruit loving bat i think

>>48631563
Well if this artist is anything to go by it's one of them fox lolis who loves getting her holes filled with tentacles.

>>48631516
See, for me all I need is to be, like, out of tendies.
BOOM!
Crisis. I need a hero! A hero who can buy tendies. And use an air fryer.

>Have sex with your vampire wife with a condom on because you're both fucking freaks and are getting off on the denial aspect
>Your dhampir daughter walks in and sees this
>You can physically see her Electra complex progressing
How do you two explain your way out of this?

>>48631755
Alp

>>48631797
Pretty, I hope she has some sort of demonic butterfly tattoo near the base of her tail. Also golden heartpupils would be very intimidating.

>>48631797
just give me the contract already.

>>48631875
can't get it notarized until monday

>>48631642
perhaps just one hit of mofu won't hurt

>>48631907
That's what they all say.

>>48631911
so I just need to keep taking hits of mofu to avoid the consequences

>>48630099
>>48630222
Shogputer slander from jealous meido academy failures.

>>48631893
>finally summon a succubus
>can't finish contract same day
Even monster girls can't escape from corporate bs

>>48631563
wHaT aRE ME?

>>48631951

>>48631893
Demons notaries have Sunday off?

>>48631797
The devs are not even hiding the P2W aspects anymore are they? First area boss my ass.

>>48631974
when an echinda is crowdraising funds for her next dungeon a generous contribution can get them a spot as an early boss

>>48630849
A better time.

>>48631229
>I know pigeon harpies wouldn't crap on statues and whatnot
Sure they would, anon. They're pigeons. Low intelligence, far too many of them, a public nuisance. Just because they look half human doesn't mean they are anywhere close to functioning in society. Even packs of wolf girls living in the wild look down on the humble harpy pigeon.

>>48632069
>packs of wolf girls living in the wild
imagine the smell

>>48632086
imagine the plaps
https://files.catbox.moe/qyvxcy.jpg

>>48632069
Pigeon harpies are good girls and you're mean.

>>48632113
>TAMED.com

>>48632197
If you still pick up a girl when you see her eating breadcrumbs off the side of the road you get what you deserve.

>>48632276
we domesticated them and dumped them. take responsibility

>>48632247
Imagine all those random monsters just wearing animal headbands uploading videos of themselves there, specially hags trying to pass as kemonomimi monsters

>>48632302
Its not our fault their not useful anymore and have no dignity

>>48632415
it is, though. on both accounts

>>48632426
Its their fault they're no longer useful, don't want be left to streets,be useful

Ded

>>48632686
ideal for my level 1 adventuring party

It's kind of wild seeing new art from Loen when he's been drawing stuff since we were still on /a/.

>>48632744
i like barb

>>48632665
Fox whores.

>>48632744
Experience helps.

you havent forgotten about Kiki, right Anon?

>>48632802
Of course not. Every day I remind Shog to keep her out of the house.

>>48632817
i hate when ms kiki breaks in and tidies things up in the night

>>48632750
Always nice to see when the old drawfags like Barb, Nav and Loen draw new MGE art.

>>48632802
Of course. Shoggy is better in every way.

>>48632030
I agree to disagree.

>>48632817
>>48632889
cleaning up purple puddles of filth is just another part of Kiki's job i guess.

>>48632889
also kiki is evil, she wants to turn you into another NPC

>>48632908
Can I be a shota cat boy NPC?

>>48632928
Yes, but the curse is you are doomed to be too girly to be considered a man and all the monster girls consider you one of the girls. Pro is you get to watch them touch themselves because monster girls don't mind an audience of other girls. But they totally blank out when you mention you have a penis you can use on them and suggest fingering them instead.

>>48632802
Sorry kiki, I signed a contract with my demon maid, legally speaking other maids aren't allowed within 50 feet of me.

>>48632802
She spoke to me in Croatian instead of Serbian, I will never look at her the same.

>>48632918
When you don't bribe the mofuia and fox season starts. Rookie mistake.

New monster tawawa dropped

>>48633066
A what?

>>48632954
Dude, that's still way better than my life now, and I get to be a cute cat boy!

>"....."

>>48633066
eh?

>>48633138
I was just trying to get some prompts going.

>>48633152
Nope, I'm holding you to it--you have to make me a cute cat boy that mamono don't want to fuck.

>>48633154
So basically JoCat with all the faggotry included.

>>48633170
I don't know who that is!

Dino girls went extinct because they are all part dragon.

>>48633139
oh good the nurse is here with my next hit of mofu
really cool of the mofu safe use centre to provide mofu i know is clear and pure

>>48633066
I always imagined an scenario like those Ushio doujins made by the Tawawa creator but an innocent Troll coerced into sex instead

GOOD EVENING!
Kitties.

>>48633181
>Mofu Rehab Clinic
>Personal Fox Nurse sits by your side blushing as you inhale her fluff every few hours
>Supposedly this is to help you curb your crippling mofu addiction but now you are already thinking of the contradictions as the nurse just snatched you up from the street and claimed you needed help.

>>48632858
the solution is the same as dealing with hakus, just plug her into the turbo milker until all her brains are milked out

>>48633226
>trusting the word of a fox for a second
>letting a fox help you
>getting even near to a fox
Mofu bait.

>>48633378
surely there must be at least one trustworthy fox?

>>48633384
Yeah the nice hag down the street told me so. They also invited me over for free cold beer, oh boy I sure was suprised somebody in the old village has electricity. Yet who would ever think to deny such a kind offer?

>>48633396
You fool! She has no air conditioning or refrigeration! That probably isn't even beer! It's likely her own bottled urine that she gets off watching you drink due to her FOX ILLUSIONS.

>>48633226
Who am I to question my nurse?
She says mofu is so addictive most don't even realize till its too late
she's so nice being so proactive in handling my mofu addiction

>>48631433
Come to think of it, Chesh is an excellent candidate for being a total titcow. If you can teleport everywhere, having boobs that add 40% to your body volume and clicky bowtied high heels won't get in the way of your day-to-day if you can teleport everywhere.

Just pop around, look pretty, cross your legs when you condescend down to someone. and claim disability due to pawbeans if some unscrupulous lowborn tart ever demands that you put in a day's work.

>>48633521
To add to this, for me, personally, I claim disability by being unable to proofread even a single sentence. By Wonderland law, I don't even know one language! Even a greenworm is smarter than me! Although that's not saying much since most of them graduate with at least a bachelorette's nowadays.

>>48633533
Same, i cant even form a proper sentence

>>48633521
She DOES seem like she'd have big Cheshticles.

Familiars will NEVER have huge breasts.

post illiterate monsters

>>48633599
True; these are just medium.

>>48633607
Why? I like literate monsters. They can see me shit talk about them online and get riled about it.

LOOKIN' AT YOU, DRAGONS1!111! YOU'RE ALL DORKS!

>>48633633
But I was gonna use 'em for chicken stock... so I can make a soup!

Imagine being a great Zipangese lord and having a loli Ochimusha and Kunoichi as wives and bodyguards-in-training, after their clans sent over their best daughters to seal your alliances with them.

Feh. Imagine being in Zipangu and going on whatever the Asian version of a Safari is to find an Ushi. Ideally a really big, cuddly one.

>>48633627
>"i-its truuuuue~!"
>"it was supposed to be my year, but i wasted it all away, standoffish and unapproachable as i always do"
>"whenever a human approached, i just acted like they were being a nuisance and pushed them away"
>"il become a zombie dragon at this rate, maybe its for the better. i dont want to live like this anymore"
>"loud wailing and sobbing"

>>48633607
Her language has died out during her long slumber and she needs you to teach her the new Common.

Do you tell her that A is for apple, or ass?

>>48633611
Plot twist, she's several feet high and those are bigger than you, the human male's, head.

>>48633633
I'll bone you alright!

>>48633659
>lolis with better manners and senses of honor and duty than me
mmm

>>48633680
I tell her A is for apple of course

>>48633680
A is for APOPHIS.

>>48633742
Why is this snek in my bed?

>>48633707
>Plot twist, she's several feet high
Aren't they normally only several feet high?

>>48633746
its cold outside.
actually, its still cold. come 'ere~

>>48633746
Because you are extraordinarily blessed.

>>48633758
>blessed.
i want to be blessed with sneks

>>48633176
I'm not even holding my breath for dinosaur based mamono at this point tbqh.

>>48633758
I don't want to be blessed with sneks

>>48633746
Desert gets hot and cold.
Human stable warm.
Seek human.

>>48633784
not snakebait
>>48633811
snakebait

learn the difference. it could save you bloodline.

>>48633713
>manners and senses of honor and duty
Zipangu has some of the best monsters like that, thinking about it more a little Ryu would also be an S+ wife.

>>48633826
I have a wall of snow around my home. My bloodline is safe

>>48633857
miss bunyip! some poor single anon is trapped in a wall of snow! you must save him before he freezes to death!

>>48633867
i just want to be stuffed into the warm area

marry foxes

>>48633867
>bunyip is the snow wurm
at last I truly see

>>48633611
Oppai Familiars are the best

>>48633867
Fluff snake is Australian. I'm safe

>>48633831
>little Ryu
Would that we all could be so deserving and so fortunate.

>>48633983
>cheerup.jpg
not
>cheerupryukid.jpg
Missed opportunity!

But she is very cute and I would try to cheer her up.

>>48633878

>>48633983
That Ryu's smile is in dire need of being protected.

>>48633974
>Miss Bunyip huffs enough petrol to bend space and time
>She is UPON YOU

How do we feel about old sneks that look that part too?

>>48634039
>old
Have her bathed and brought to my quarters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_5gRj7ujHU

Evil foxes

Chapter 5 of A Sticky Situation out!
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/60465280/chapters/158569717

>>48634074
I haven't read this yet, but what is going on with the sticks here? Like, how does a bunch of dang ol' kindling start up such a ruckus you need 5 chapters or more to talk it through?

>>48634071

OK, thread, I'm fuckin' out. For the night. To sleep.
Please burn the thread down overnight. The cleansing flames are good for the soul, and Mrs. Apopsicle.

>>48634079
There's a more complicated story happening beneath the surface of the summary, but mostly, I wanted an excuse to explore what an Aztec mamono civilization would look like.
Rest assure this story is completed with a final word count hovering between 114k-140k words.
I'm just revising/editing each chapter before release. I generally won't post a story until I finish a first draft of it and refine it in subsequent drafts.

>>48634160
Huh, I did not expect a real answer to my attempt at dumb wordplay.
You're very kind!

New story 4 chapters already
https://archiveofourown.org/works/61965694/chapters/158455021

Time to bring out the red ink.

Pear shaped monsters are the best, too bad for Centaurs and Lamias unable to reach such body perfection

Imagine a lamia version of this.
https://x.com/todayyearsoldig/status/1561803930081693696

Post the biggest monster milkers you got
I have a mighty thirst

>>48634436

>my eyes are up here anon

>>48634503
This has been posted twice already in the same thread

>>48634436
I pretty sure posting that comm will get me driven out of town. Just imagine truck sized hellhound milkers

>>48634353
If I get isekaid sometime I want to fall in the Nav-verse

>>48634529
I would have known if it showed a duplicate but it didn't

>>48634532
Atleast explain why it would get you exiled

>>48634544
truck sized, giant, /d/ in size and not just a normal amount of huge jug like so

>>48634555
Fuck now im curious

sip

>>48634566
I do not condone this fairy for she is a piece of shit

>>48634566
chug

>>48634638
pat her head and give her enough money to buy a special treat

>>48634223
>Graphic Depictions Of ViolenceMajor Character Death
>This story takes place after the Mamano-Human war, which resulted in a Mamano victory. Leaving the Human race almost entirely extinct, with the women being turned into these Mamano and most of the men being wiped out in the war.
No thanks

>We gonna eat barbeque husband
>No we should eat an eregant meal of tonkatsu husbantd
How about both.

>>48634700
It's ok, only men get killed

>>48634785
>most ideologically consistent racist

which dragon colour has the highest marriage rate?

>>48634834
all equally low

>>48634834
blue given that they actually interact with people regularly

>>48634851
>every blue dragon has at least one dragonXpersonal guard captain book

>>48634834
Why would that impact it

>>48633066
Maam I swear I'm not being disrespectful here, this is a fight for my life

>>48634866
different personality types

>blue dragon eager to show you her new glassware (she made them herself)

>>48634851
yeah but they're also super ojou

>>48634890
>dragon with drills

How desperate are dragons?
Ill consider one if she does the cat headbutting thingy

>>48634910
She'll give you a lovely crystal glass cup

>>48634879
I'll impress her by giving a massive synthetic sapphire I made

>>48634944
>drop large uncut blue rock in front of her (you spent a lot of money making it)
you really sure that'll work?

>>48634826
It's okay, hellhound is racist too.

>>48634910
lizards show affection by being excited in your presence

>>48634834
obviously the mighty red dragon

No wonder dragons are all single

>>48635139
Some of them are multiple.

>>48635023
>big dumb meathead who sits on her hoard all day
sure

>>48634834
Silver dragons because they like to join adventuring parties and go around being all heroic and stuff.

>>48634834
The color that's the easiest to tame.

>>48635305
how does one tame a dragon

>Keeping your bapho wife on a short leash when you're near a campfire
Don't want her jumping in!

>>48635283
it's miss dragon knight! so cool!

>>48635319
You buy a dragon slug from the local hunting store and then it's just like hunting any other big game. Dragons are smart but they're also very overconfident so they're generally not hard to track. Just don't miss your first shot because they are quite fast and you probably won't get a second chance if you miss.

You know you want to!

>>48634826
>>48634785
>We don't care what race you are as long as you're being racist

>>48635358
>Keeping your bapho wife on a short leash because she's retarded

>discussing ancient conspiracy theories with your bapho wife

>>48634826
>"yeah bro I'm totally a redpilled tradchad and I'm going to secure the future of white race"
>camera pans to the freak show of weird beast/human hybrids tugging at his pants and calling him "dad"

Sex with fairies has been part of European tradition since at least Sir Lancelot.

>>48635531
Really tiny hands typed this post

>>48635444
It's not her fault! Goats love to jump into fires.

>>48635601
>tiny hands
Tiny feet. She jumps from key to key.

Wikifag here, weekly updates will be onhold until I find new hosting for the wiki.

>>48635645
>new hosting for the wiki.
Wait, something happened to miraheze?

>>48635668
Bapho was too smug for the trust and safety team suddenly.

>>48635645
Good luck

Little girls are the most discriminated group on the internet.

>>48635682
ah yes, good ol'
>(don't) think of the children!

>>48632802
I like both Kikimora and Shoggoth and i want them to stop fighting already.

>>48635668
The great pedophile vs furry conflict reached Mirahaze. Meanwhile Cuckord remains like Switzerland because they’re pedophile furries.

>>48635746
Oh, so we should all move to Cuckord? I bet we'd be welcomed there with open arms given all the friendly folks who talk on there about how best to post here!

had this idea for a story where a science building was experimenting with mana. and the experiments escape
basically a horny resident evil style game

>>48635746
Nope sorry, still not joining your shitcord

>>48635732
on space battles sasha is public enemy number 1

>>48635855
I was being facetious. I don’t have an invested interest in what you do or don’t do. Unlike Tanukis trading in hubby coins.

>>48635833
Scientist is a job, join the writing contest

>>48635944
my writing rate is too slow

>>48635833
Just about the silliest one I could think of is a bartender listening to his bouncer lament how the first thing she heard when she was born was “IT’S ALIVE” before punching a scientist in the face.

>>48635645
Good luck!

>>48635614
>replace fairy's gateway-brand keyboard with a hellspawn mechanical one with the blue keys
>can't make the keys go down anymore unless she drops her ridiculous diet she shouldn't be on

>>48635953
You can do 4k words in 4 weeks!

>>48635868
The less said about them the better.

>>48635645
Hopefully you'll find one soon, I wonder if gg is any good

>>48635531
Fairies in British and Celtic folklore weren’t universally small you Rien Poortvliet wannabe. That was Shakespeare who did that shit.

>>48635868
consider or a second, that she dumped a bunch of DE on children and prays that be nutted on daily
sasha is a special kind of evil

compared to druella who just has "rape and pillage but mostly rape" and the demon lord that is standard big evil

>>48636148
So basically the bit where it’s like “What do I do, Lord?”, “Destroy the child, corrupt them all”

>>48636148
theres also the other lilims and the demon lord allinged gods

>>48636148
keep in mind that even the most "tame" monster -stabby fics bare hatread for sasha
people can make excuses for druella, but sasha, the witch girl in let's harem and the fallen are pretty much perma-shitlisted

>>48636308
I think part of it is because while monsterising and corrupting adult women tends to be hot as fuck, targeting children from a viewpoint of western sensibilities is actual bastard territory. The only fucks that do that in folklore routinely are the fairies and they’re bastards.

>>48636268
other lilims?

>>48636308
you make it sound like said "monster -stabby fics" have any value or need to be paid any attention

>>48636363
KC has brought up 5 lilims
1st, apparently travels the world pretending to be an adventurer
2nd. "queen of hearts" made wonderland and transformed a few monsters into the wonderland types you know (example she turned matango into mad hatter) shes also technically ALICE PRIME
3rd. "enma" runs "jikogu" a prison in zipangu
4th. druella, you know what she did
5th. the game's lilim, fuck knows what her thing is because game never

>>48636393
I learn about it by glancing through so when people try to recommend shit to me I can tell them to fuck off
in other words, I pay attention to not pay attention

>>48635645
So Miraheze got taken over by activists, huh. You'd think that open community websites would be wisened up to the pattern by now.

>go on an archaeological expedition in the desert
>lead surveyor is an anubis in a spiffy beige expeditionary outfit (with the hat and poofy pants)
>she's gentle on you and offers plenty of breaks as long as you neither work nor rest a second after you're supposed to
>your pick hits something hard
>it's a bone
>carve it out and dust it off
>anubis is rapidly approaching
>turn around and raise the bone up
>she freezes
>follows the bone with her eyes as you arc it slowly over your head
>chuck it
>zooms off
>runs back up to you on all fours with it in her mouth
>gets up and lectures on how you're a stupid irresponsible no-respect apeman defiling sacred blah blah
>bury her up to her shoulders with your shovel
>gradually quiets down in the middle of her tirade until she just gnaws it in peace
>growls when you go to dig her up
>growls when you reach for the bone

>>48636411
>the cool white haired knight lady might just be the 3rd strongest fucking thing in the land
fucking fire emblem pre-promotes gimping mah exp

>>48636476
this is what no pyramid does to a 'nubis

>>48636476
You'd think there'd be an easier way to obtain bones for her...

>>48634971
But what races does she hate though?

>>48636561
French obviously

>>48636581
But there's few thing Hellhounds like more in life, than breaking an uppity and whiny French fuckboy into an obedient pet

>>48636581
>>48636608
Fuck off.

>>48636561
She's banned from MonTube because she kept uploading videos making fun of Jinkos.

>>48636581
It's still silly to me how in the year 3000, French is some kind of incomprehensible dead language only spoken by Pazuzu, and yet the Nation of French Stereotypes exists.

>>48636715
I don't think Quebec counts as a nation

>>48636727
They should be, they're good people being fucked over by Canada. The Quebec yeti and white horns deserve better

I hope KC adds monster girl racism in the near future

>hey kid
>I got some good stuff for sale

>>48636769
Do you have any 4090s?

>>48636769
I need a shog chesh

>Let me play you the song of my people

>>48636769
what a trust worthy monster. I'm sure she only sells wholesome products

>>48636769
Don't play games with me, Slimeball. I got the VIP's fetish list, now show me those mushrooms or I'll have you rotating around a restaurant on a convetor belt with all eight of your ankles behind your head.

>>48636439
>Taken over by activists
You would likely not be surprised to find out how easily people crumple under the slightest threat of demonetization for something like loli content due to laws.

Ded

Bird's the word.

Properly clothed snek

>>48637595
I wanna her to hide me under her robes so we only have to pay for a single ticket to enter the movie theater

>>48637595
i will tell this hebi that she is my best friend

>>48637595
Her clothes are see through
Very lewd

>>48637627
She's going to be your bff for all eternity

Monster bush?

>>48637815
He was a bit of a monster.

>>48637815

>>48637595
Battle Stance! Ready to eliminate husband-stealing whores!

>>48637815
another bit of mofu to enjoy if they keep it soft like the rest of their fluff

>>48637821
Kys white flag faggot

>>48637834
Why does the priestess have an elder scroll?

>>48638004
Really? You didn't notice the neatly timmed pussy peeking through the transparent skirt, or the !s angled with her wide hips, but that dumb piece of paper is what caught your attention instead?
Perfect autismdog bait

>>48638004
She's going to bring back Bionicle by rewriting reality

Hey anon, want to try my coffee?? Raijus make the best coffee. Lovely weasel coffee.

>>48637834
! !

>>48637595
i like how he worked in the water magic motif via wet, see through clothes

>>48637667
I love Wights and the air of refined playfulness they have.

What did hebi mean by this?

>>48638409
New slang all the cool bugs are saying

>>48638556
Not even an undead vampiric snake.

>>48638568
needs more adjectives

>>48638615
MG Plan 9 from Outer Space.

>>48638663
Alp Hellhounds from Outer Space

So what do we use while the wiki is down?

>>48638675
Our extensive folders.

i will name all my folders "new folder" and "files" to irritate succuvirus, grems, automatons and anyone else who dares care.

>>48638675
Just make it up.

>>48638699
Mine are just
>nameless
>nameless (1)
>nameless (2)
etc.

>>48634903
>>dragon with drills
Someone had to dig the cave out, and it sure wasnt the dwarves, they're too bust pointing at fungi and making their boss mad. Of course the dragon has drills, i bet she even has a minecart and rail network installed to move all the rock out with a flick of the wrist.

>>48638615
I would the undead bat but it would be better with a mane and more fluffy bits on the hands...

>>48638723
I want to ride in her minecart

Wasn't there suppose to be a RPG update in december? Did you fucks lie to me again?

>>48638734
The fattest and biggest Texan drawl.

>>48636119
true, and "troll" or more accurately "tryllo" in old finnish used to mean "in relation of or belonging to magic", so when a finnish song sings of a Troll Fraulen it doesn't mean a mountain-dweller big lady, but instead a witch, which is why she's offering magical doodads to a knight in the song in exchange for his hand in marriage.
God I love languages and their evolution, it's such a mess.

>>48638747
just somebody trying to manufacture drama out of nothing

>>48638767
I was actually getting kinda excited.
I know it's my fault for falling for it, but damn.

>>48638699
Your Kikispersky Antivirus and PC Cleaner suite will rename all the folders and organize all your files neatly, wether you like it or not!

>>48634074
>Chapter 5 of A Sticky Situation
I was fully bamboozled into thinking that the empress's advisor would to turn out to be a Jiang-Shi

>>48634074
Le fomdoom?

>>48634074
In the jungle, the mighty jungle, a taco kot sleeps tonight

Remember, when you see monster children correction is mandatory

>>48638949
no romance until she finishes her homework