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They could get married in my state if they established legal residency.

Since Yukari is arguably the leader of what is arguably a country, I think this is just flat out marrage.

But who is the husband?

>marriage
>implying a mutual relationship

>>4860414
Since Yukari has power next to that of a god, and since Yukari also personally knows some gods, I don't think you could even say her marriage is divinely unlawful either.

>>4860414
She's pretty laissez faire though...

Fuck, now I'm imagining Yukari giving Andrew Ryan's speeches from Bioshock. I've been playing that too much lately.

>>4860438
/r/ing bioshock touhou fanart

>>4860435
Continuing this line of thought: if Yukari is almost a god, and Chen is almost a daughter to Yukari's almost wife, then that makes Chen almost Jesus.

>>4860451
She could die once for each deadly sin and have one left over when technology finally allows us to invent a new one.

Yukari gave Ran the Yakumo name.

Eirin and Kaguya have been master/servant for a longer time and still haven't gone that far.

but yakumo is a slut who sleeps with men, why would you marry that?

>>4860485
She's only Almost Jesus, though. She'd only almost die for all our sins.

At the last possible moment, Chen thinks to herself, "fuck this, you guys can save your own souls." Chen then proceeds to graze the cross.

>>4860485
Wooooooooooowh... Chensus!

>>4860494
They're not in master/servant relationship.
Kaguya's a princess, Eirin's a courtier.

Ownership.

Closest thing to a Chen thread so I'll post this here.

Getting a cat, the first thing that came to mind when I thought about a name for it was Chen. Worth it?

>>4860535
You don't need to come to /jp/ for validation.
But for the record, all the cool kids approve.

>>4860557
All the cool kids should go back to /a/.

>>4860557
I don't actually need validation from /jp/. But since all the cool approve I think I'll go ahead with that name then.