/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>48588293

>>48588293
>>48588321
oh god they're everywhere! someone help!

>>48588348
I called in a food delivery for you, Anon! Now you'll be able to hole-up without being accosted by hebis!

>>48588293
>420
I smoke hebi ass every day

>>48588387
Hebis are pretty fire.

>>48588293
Mommy snek
>>48588321
Huggy snek
>>48588348
Twitchy tail snek
>>48588379
Perfectly innocent sushi delivery person

>>48588479
They sure are, Anon.
They.
Sure.
Are.

hebi has been contained.
please do not touch, talk to, or feed the hebi.

dont fall for it Anon. you must fight back against the reptilian menace. they will wrap you up for hours on end, making you miss work and force you to live off their limitless wealth like some kind of human pet. its not worth it.

>>48588293

I don't trust snakes.

>>48588927
to the snake pits with you. you need to be reeducated.

snake are CRIMINALS. they stole my heart

>>48588555
Mamono Circus
>After the portals opened, mamono flooded into Earth.
>A LOT of them had no real world technical skills, but their exotic natures made them a natural fit for carny work
>Enter the New Golden Age of Circuses
>They're basically the idea job for mamono--lots of travel and potential husbands, and build good will with families and children!

>Despite being single, you can't resist checking out mamono; there's so many neat ones!
>You give yourself plenty of time to check out the attractions before the main event in the Big Top.
>First up, the TENT OF TERROR
>It's pretty small as far as attractions go
>The imp carnival barker keeps telling you to stay out and that it is too terrifying for you.
>Whatever, she's obviously just selling you on it.

>Walk inside the tent
>The imp grandiosely closes the tent flap behind you
>"I warned you, dumbass!"
>OK, that was rude.
>Look around the shockingly dark tent
>These are like blackout curtains in here
>Room is mostly lit by a bunch of seals that glow a pink-red color.
>All that's in there is a snek. She looks white, but is shaded pink in the lighting

>"Hello?"
>The snek isn't even willing to look at you directly
>This isn't very scary.
>Maybe spooky?
>But definitely not terrifying.
>"Help me!"
>"This circus kidnapped me! Please release me! I'll do anything you want! Just let me go!"
>You don't get it.
>Is this a storyline thing?
>Like, is the terror her background?
"Uh, what?"
>"Please, sir! I promise I'm a good person! Let me go."
>She sniffles and starts to cry.
>What the fuck?
>Pull at the flap behind you to give that Imp a piece of your mind.
>"Please don't leave me!"
>She sniffles loudly and her voice cracks as she speaks.
>Ugh.

>You weren't ready for this. Fuck, this sucks. It's not scary at all, it's just shitty and sad.
>The Hebi is a great actress, though. Props to her.
"OK, fine."
"What do I do?"
>"Take my seals off! The paper ones hold me in place!"
>Oooooof course.
>The seals cover her breasts and her... lower area.
>Try to pull one off her left breast.
>The soft, warm tissue of her breast pulls up with the seal.
"It's stuck."
>"Pull harder!"
>You give a stronger tug, pulling her breast taut and eliciting a sharp moan from the hebi.
>"Harder!"
>With a disturbing tearing noise, the seal rips, and then falls off easily.
>All the while the hebi moans like a whore.
>Disturbing.

>With a few more emotionally damaging seal removals, the snek is finally unsealed.
>She's still bound with ropes, but that doesn't seem to bother her.
>Weird.
>"Oh, thank you! My hero!"
>Her tail slowly curls around you, suddenly tripping you up.
>"Let me reward you!"
"AAaah!"
>The hebi pulls you in, in more ways than 1.




>From outside the tent, Miss Imp is filing her nails.
>Inside, Anon is screaming and begging for release.
>"I warned him! You all heard me."
>Miss Imp's coworker, a Bogey running a ring toss game, nods sagely.
>"And now we have to find another yandere for the damn tent."
>"I hope the next one is a wisp. Watching Hebis eat is gross."

>>48589110
but what if i leave after the first seal?

>>48589226
Man, I dunno, I'm not a hebiologist.

>>48589226
Then you find out that the seals never did anything and hebi was just a good actor.

take that you slithering cunt.

>>48589269
omg omg omg omg omg
she's adorable!

>>48589281
need snake daughteru

>>48589295
That's snek waifu or snek roommate. This Anon's bed is WAY too small for him to have a full-size waifu, and if he DID, she'd be there, too.

>>48588293

>>48589402
lick the 'lisk.

blue skin erotic

>>48589110
>Last line
Nice vore shitpost. Kill yourself

>>48589369
some island populations of lamia are pygmy sized if you're looking for more economical and manageable wives

>>48589110
>"I hope the next one is a wisp. Watching Hebis eat is gross."
ive got a compromise

>>48588293
Snakes are gross, especially the white ones!

>>48588293
Oh no!
They are multiplying!

snakes are smooth, nice and love to cuddle

>>48589637
they're marrying him! and then they're going to marry me... oh my goooo-

It's a hagcopter!

>>48589522
Well, I assure you that it's not intended as a vore post. I can just see an imp thinking that how a snek eats is gross because she swallows prey whole:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czEoCeDRIK4
This is the cutest version of it I can find, but a full-blown shirohebi would be wanting to swallow like whole chickens or something. Even plucked and roasted and whatnot it's a weird thing to watch.

>getting accidentally blue flamed by your adopted shirohebi daughteru
>"accidentally"

Oh my god, there's snakes everywhere!

>>48589752
It's not that bad.

>>48589888
and you'll help make more

Wait, wait! It's still 2024!

>>48589841
i'll just ask another hebi to help me out
a foolproof plan

>>48589922
I mean, totally fair--I think that snek is cyuuuute. But I could see an imp being not into it at all.

>>48589943
dragoncels had the whole year and most of em still havent scored a man. how will they ever recover?

>>48589943
Wurms are cute; thank you for wurm posting. Also, thank you for Leanan Sidhe posting.

Silly lamia and their barely concealed interest in human legs.

>>48589943
They have already taking over Asia,
Europe is next and then YOU

>>48590016
We always want what we can't have.

>>48590041
True

become unsnakeable

>How do you do, fellow snakes?

>>48590066
eh, close enough
honorary fish-snek

proceed with the snakification

>>48590064
The only thing colder than my body is my heart
Checkmate sneks

>Unagi Joro likes to pretend that she's a snake with her husband
>Since she has no fangs she puts on fake vampire teeth and bites him.

>>48590098
you cant fool the snek. you're very warm and virile.

>>48590107
>Cheshires sue for copyright infringement.
>That's their bit(e) for annoying vampires!

>>48590107
She can still coil and vore him like a lamia can.

>>48590098
bunyip bait

>>48590111
Probably scares them if you're colder than usual from being caught out in the snow or something.

Hi anons. Let's talk themes for the contest. What sounds fun?

>>48590141
Running of the Minotaurs

>>48590141
I think that "holidays / end of year" is kind of a gimme to include as a potential theme.
Also, some other Anon last thread suggested a theme of "cute bugs" and that sounds really great to me, a totally different Anon who just happens to agree with that other no doubt very smart and handsome Anon's idea.

>>48590141
A few ideas:
Bucking tradition/tradition vs tech/magic/industry
Poetry
Snow/winter

>>48590141
Total french death

>>48590141
ushi oni herd

>>48590193
Oooooooh, I would love this.

>>48590212
I just love ushi-onis in general.

>>48590212
They say cows are like big dogs.
Ushi-onis are cows
Ergo, ushi-onis are dogs

Dogs are sweet and fun, so go out and find a spider-cow-dog to pet!

>>48590244
>so go out and find a spider-cow-dog to pet!
I'm not near any mountains sadly so I don't think I can do that anytime soon.

>challenge oni to a drinking contest
>win
turns out she was only an alcoholic by Japanese standards

>>48590141
all snake

How many snakes is too many?

>>48590141
I have to wonder why you’re so invested to begin with but the answer is something to do with snakes.

>>48590307
i'm not sure what the largest recorded mating ball is but i bet it's a lot

>>48590307
For marriage? Two.
For offspring? There's no good number.

>>48590323
Invested with what?

>>48588293
2025, open portals please. I beg you.

>>48590367
Portals can't open until the nukes are launched.

>>48590141
Theme in Dogfaced's event was presented as a phrase, so something like "your secret is safe with me" as an example. Gives the writers a bit more wiggle room.
>>48590167
>some other Anon last thread suggested a theme of "cute bugs"
I'd rather avoid specific species being the theme. Arguably the jungle theme in the last event did nudge towards the likes of tacocat, but you could apply it to any you want.
>>48590176
Winter stories would be comfy.

>>48590367
On it

>>48590378
>until the nukes are launched
The nukis?
Well let's hurry up then! Get those balloons ready!

Maybe the true portals were the friends we made along the way.

Rescue me, miss Yeti, I'm shivering cold
Rescue me, miss Yeti, my furnace is too old

>>48590408
Imagine a portal opening right above you and the first monster girl that goes through it can't fly and so they just land right on top of you.

>>48590430
>my furnace is too old
So get a new one.

>>48590440
and also it's a sandworm

>>48590440
Oh no a massive spider butt falling on me, how terrible

>>48590447
better hope she's falling face down

>>48590440
sometimes i think about them trying to portal me over but due to unanticipated energy requirements it only has enough energy to send over my dick. it becomes some sabbaths plaything until they can milk enough energy out to try again, with me feeling the stimulus the whole time

>>48590447
would bridal carry

>>48590440
Portals open right above you, a slime drops on you and you end up like Walter Peck in that scene in the first Ghostbusters movie.

>look up to see a portal open above you
>a cheshire comes falling out of it
>ass first
>get a face full of cheshire ass
and that kids is how I met your mother.

>>48590518
>A bunch of slimes rushed out the portal all at once
>End up in the middle of a massive slime puddle.

>>48590141
New year or end of the year or something sounds good.

>>48590336
Certainly not hubby nuts.

>>48590440
barometz and myconid wildly ricocheting everywhere

>>48590472
Imagine a tiny portal opening and a shog slowly squeezing through it like one of those playdoh machines.

>>48590598
i'm more of a shogloaf guy but i don't mind shoghetti

>>48590598
>An absolute gigantic portal opens up
>A normal(?) succubus is all that emerges from it.
>She smiles and waves hi.

>>48590598
Oops all faeries

>>48590645
Don't forget pixies. You don't want to be that guy who mistakes a pixie for a fairy.

>>48590645
>A major city just turned into a fairy realm over night because there were that many fairies

How would (You) celebrate new years with your monster wife?

>>48590729
Sitting outside, drinking some sake and watching fireworks. I think that sounds nice.

>your face getting a tongue bath from a black harpy

>>48590762

Poor harpies. Good hair days just don't exist when you're flying out and about. It's always gonna get messy

>>48588293
Hebi hebi hebi

>>48590827
he's right

Ok guys I'll distract the ryu while you all grab the hebis.

>>48590883
>Pictured: Anon distracting the Ryu

>>48590754
That does sound nice, and japanese style festivities with their kimonos and stuff usually look really nice too.

>>48590883
>"Go on without me! Save yourselves!"

>"Run Through The Jungle" but you're the last member of your squad being hunted by a manticore dark knight

>>48590883
i bet the hebi defense force makes poses and stuff when they're stopping intruders/visitors

>>48590773
Just fuck off with your aislop your retard

>>48590883
>Nobody had a good headcount of the hebis.
>There are 17 Anons.
>And there were only 14 hebis.
>Last 3 Anons all walk back through the shrine to the exit.
>Each and every hebi, ryu and husband gives a firm o7 to the unlucky 3.
>One of the hebis dashes off after them.
>"Th-there's a fox shrine down the--"
>All 3 Anons look at her like she's just vomited poison on them.
>"Oh, yeah, fair. Well, good luck, sirs!"
>She slinks back off to her new hubby, misty-eyed in a bittersweet farewell to his brothers in arms.

>>48590141
I was supposed to write a cute bug story earlier but couldn't think of one and wrote about an angel instead so writing about cute bugs like this fine gentleman >>48590167
and his equally fine doppelganger in the other thread said would be apropos
But don't mind me.

Happy New Year, anons!

>>48591211
may your next year be full of milk

>>48591207
Yay!
Also, that bug has TWO belly buttons! That's hilarious!

>>48591211
Happy new year!

>>48591256
I mean, I did choose that, but I thought I was getting lamias, not some dumb ol' regular sneks.

>>48591256
It's
RAINING SNAKES
Hallelujah, it's raining snakes

>>48591056
>your retard
>no comma
Back to the academy for you!

>>48591270
Sorry, the lamias are still filling their balloons and the network needed to air now

>>48591298
>>48591270
Disregard details, apply mamanobama

SNEK MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahgcD1xjRiQ

Tired of these goddam sneks in this goddam thread.
sorry, couldn't not say it

>>48590883
Don't mind me if I do

>>48590883
I'll throw tomatoes at them

Snek mouth erotic!

>>48591256
Ryu's blessing us with infinite hebis

>exploring you hebi's mouth with your fingers

>>48591451
But I only need 1 hebi...

>>48591364
>Anon brings new meaning to fire-roasted tomatoes.
>Months later...
>Mrs. Hebi opens pizza parlor with a fire-roasted tomato sauce so good it's addictive.
>It is literally addictive and is certified as such by a Hakutaku scientist.

>>48591498
There's hebis for everyone

>>48591516
In the grim future of the year 40,000, there is only my Hebi wife.
>The Emperor FEARS the hebi.

I've fallen in too deep with foxes. Hebis can't save me now...

silly Ms Hebi is the year of the snake not the year of the Hebi!

>>48591553
but hebi means snake

>>48591542
No, you're wrong there. See, fox tails are maybe (MAYBE) 10 feet long, for the very largest and floofiest of foxes.
MEANWHILE, Miss Hebi can have a tail 10, 20, 30 feet long, or LONGER! Some Hebis are known to reach lengths of even 50 feet!
So, yes, if you're down a hole that foxes can't get you out of, Miss Hebi CAN. Trust Miss Hebi. She will save you if you simply get into her coils!

>>48591211
Happy new year anon, even though there's still a couple of hours left.

>>48591542
the shrine business is very cutthroat

>>48591553
Snake means hebi!
And hebi means snake!
You need hebi correction!

Plenty of basilisks out there who would love a good man. They're like hebis but they flame you accidentally instead of deliberately.

>>48591595
Every snek need love including basilisk

>>48591595
i like a fancy snek

>Minding your own business in MGC
>Bapho a few feet away is staring at you
>You turn your back to her to avoid the awkwardness
>She backs up a few steps
>Starts tilting her head up and down
>Charges at you head first
>Tackles you to the ground
>You get up on your hands and kness
>She's standing atop your back
>Lets out a very loud bleat
Just your casual goat experience

>>48591609
I am DEEPLY behind on modern games, but last weekend I started playing Hades, and boy, howdy, Dusa is ADORABLE. A+ character.

>>48589426
>>48591595
I’ve been reading too much HG Wells lately but I cannot help but imagine the Basilisk’s mask working similar to the heat ray where you can’t see the emission of horny energy when she goes mask off, but you can feel it if she intentionally misses. Like making your arm’s hair stand on end as there’s an invisible heat that passes near it that makes you ache with wont of her embrace.

>>48591207
They call them dragonflies, but they seem to have no problem getting husbands like regular dragons. Weird.

>>48591719
lol
Solid burn.
Also, it's because bugs are HONEST and dragons are in deeeeeeep DENIAL.

Welp, I got 2 more bottles of gin for the occasion. Here's to another year of being a wizard. Unraped.

fat snakes>skinny snakes

>>48591753
just keep your snake well-fed and it well expand naturally.

>>48591731
It's the same thing with vampire mosquitos. Bugs just do it better.

>>48591753

what kind of classes do they have at snake school? is a there a parallel class for snake husbands, like they have in fox school?

>>48591762
All vampires know how to do is be gay and drink red wine while looking like they haunt Hot Topic and search for red contact lenses. Vampire mosquitos will do the “stop sucking” joke but add in it’ll just make them hornier and thirstier.

>>48591753
That's what we call Tsuchinoko.

>>48591784
That table should snap due to all the weight on it.

>>48591784
Mostly like a regular school but with way more tripping hazards
Also tripping over a lamia's tail is how 60% of lamia marriages begin, be careful when walking the hallways

I have a fear of snakes

>>48591875
>Anon trips over 2 snek tails in 1 step.
>Ensuing fight over who he just asked out leads to over 100K in property damage, and puts 3 innocent bystander mamono in the hospital.
>All cute boys perfectly safe, though--those mamono injuries were them darting in front of thrown books, lockers, etc.

>>48591932
I suggest you find ways to work on it, because saying shit like that pretty much means any snek you meet is going to view that as a challenge.

>>48591932
I'm sure a nice Apophis will help you overcome your fear.

>>48591932
Imagine being afraid of a tsundere.

I like my succubi to be office ladies

>>48591932
Find a nice hebi my man
That will cure your snakefobia

Fuck all this snek talk. The Chinese New Year is January 29th.
We need to focus on the current year's animal.

The winged dork.

Did you know that winged dorks were once thought to be too fat to fly? It's not true, though. A few of them are thin enough to fly like their ancestors. Most of them just order Kentucky Fried Rocs and watch shitty Hallmark movies.

Is there salvation for the truly evil?

>>48592005
Loli Apophis that's (mostly) a good girl

whats that? cant hear you dragoncel, you gotta speak up.

>>48592020

remember to pay your respects to the ogs. 13 y/o me didnt stand a chance

>>48592052
What are you talking about? Chinese zodiac doesn't include Manticore.

SUP!
Gotta new chapter of scalebound for you guys

>>48592139
I'm a fucking idiot
here's the link to the new chapter
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29773032/chapters/158136130

NOT DONE
Also got another battle mansion as well
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30237945/chapters/158135212
Have good new years on me
happy 2025 in 2ish hours!

>>48592139
>>48592149
>>48592162
Gratsi, Monsignor Ferro Bestia.

>>48589522
Nah, the Hebi is just a uncultured hick who chews with her mouth open and still talking.

>>48592139
>>48592149
>>48592162
Nice! Happy new year!

Are we friends?

>>48592295
would a non-friend be doing this to you?

>>48592295
Very good friends.

>>48592295

>>48592295
>"girlfriend!"

>>48592295
Friends until the end!

>>48592341
She's just a close friend.

>>48592425
She's a bloody spy.

Hebi New Year, everyone. I wanted to have a snek story ready, but looks like that will have to wait. Anyway, things aren't really looking up in general, but it's been grim in the past and it ended up working out somehow, so don't lose hope. Personally I just hope my plans for this year are going to bear fruit, we'll have to see when the time comes. Good luck, everyone, love sneks.

>>48588293
HEBI NEW YEAR ANONS

>>48592295
Frens.

So long, gay malef

>>48592119
Manticores are not dorks. They are batcats and adorable ones at that.

Have a very monster New Year!

>>48592729
I don't really need energy drinks at this time of night; I'd rather go to bed early and rest up for tomorrow!

>>48592483
We're going to make it Anon. I wish you well. Happy new years!

>>48592325
The fire areas are putting up real fight against the cold areas now when it comes to the cute girl department, Salamanders were already top tier but Pyrows and Balrogs being added really rounds up the roster.

Happy new year. I hope to be more active writing this year than I was last.

FUCK SNAKES

>>48592836
I haven't done writing at all, I will do more monster girl art this new year though.

>>48592483
>>48592836
>wanted to do more writing than I did
I know how you feel, procrastinaton is one hell of a drug.

wurm is also a snek

>>48592901
grem! snek detector, now!

>>48592921
>"STOP BOSSING ME AROUND!"

>>48592942
what are you gonna do? shoot me with a rape-inator?

>>48592946
>"Sure, let's call it that."

>>48592341
I want to befriend a Pyrows from Hagville

>>48592954
short girl has tiny gun. lol. lmao. midget.

Hopefully this works...
Vote on a theme! Multiple selections are allowed. If I missed anything, let me know. I tried to keep things open-ended enough for flexibility on what girls you chose, but the bugg requests is a bit limiting by nature.

https://strawpoll.com/6QnMQp6LAne

>>48593035
BUGS! BUGS ARE AN OPTION!

>>48592295
No.
>>48592879
too big.

BUGS?

>>48592901
the best snek

>>48593070
Sure

BUGS!

>>48593082
what is this bug saying?

>>48593090
Moo. She's a cowbug.

bugu

>>48593090

>>48593094
Ah yes...the cowbug. Such a majestic creature...

this greenworm campaign is not grass roots

>>48593121
Yeah, I don't think they eat roots.

>>48593126
they do. the one they call 'Big Green' ate my roots.

This green thing sure is smug looking for a tube of toothpaste with a face

>>48593121
how dare you notice things
the greenworms are closing in on your position

>>48593142
Minty fresh though

>>48593142
>get intrusive thought
>squeeze greenworm
>she pukes on you

This new year I shall renew my wish for vamp hebi.
I don't care if it's impossible, for possibility does not change my heart. I don't care if it's wishful, for that is the nature of wishes. What is important is that I do wish, for if I did not, it could not come true.

>>48593200
Why is a vampire snake impossible.

>>48593200
>random vamp hebi bites and drinks you
>declare you are now married as she now has your love inside her
what a trickster

remember to give the deep sea abyssal horrors some love too. getting a sea bishop whos accustomed to the pressure can be tough though.

>>48593218
Did that jelly thing just merge her chest into that person like some sort of flood form from halo? Hot.

>>48593218
>heart goes to toesies
>tentacle kissus
supreme design

>>48593263
need tentacle kisses in my life.

>>48592836
I haven't written in about four years and 8 months now and I don't presume to know that the spark will ever return.

>>48593264
I wonder what we will see in 2025.

>>48593264
>out the shell, seemly fully mature and ready to blue flame clueless shrine visitors
the year of the snake is going to be every year in a few generations...

The 猫虐待コピペ trend on Japanese webnovel sites is basically perfect for monstergirls but I don't know how to describe it. I've seen a bunch of takes on it but haven't found the original.
Basically it would be:
MC/Narrator is a big, scary looking self-proclaimed sadist
His sense of what counts as sadistic is super skewed though, like he's way too childish or innocent, ie he considers forcing someone to eat healthy food and good to bed on time to be sadistic torture. The sort of stuff only a spoiled 5 year old would think of as torture.
He finds some kind of (genuinely) hopeless traumatized monstergirl(s)
He "kidnaps" her to "torture" her for his own amusement
His "torture" ends up healing her mental scars and she falls in love with him
profit???

>>48593341
>completely and absolutely edge free
Yes, anon, "perfect" for monster girls.

I feel bad for zombies, there’s no Chinese zodiac animal for them

>>48593362
just give them animal ears and tail of the animal
they'll fit in AND be cute

>>48593362
Zombie Dragons are a thing

>>48593376
Wait, is it year of the dragon now or are we leaving that one?

>>48593376
Ah, zombie dragons, what joy it would be to ride a massive undead steed into a town and leave a wake of zombies behind me as my more elite minion/harem girls flock in to loot the place.

>Cats like to survey their territory
>My territory has dandruff

>>48593382
Year of the ssssnake

>>48588293
>The Year of the Snake in 2025 will start on January 29, 2025, and last until February 16, 2026.
>So, no, the Year of the Snake does not begin on January 1, 2025. Until January 28, 2025, it will still be the Year of the Dragon, which started on February 10, 2024.
There's still time dragonbros.

>>48593465
...We have the floats all pumped up and the fireworks ready to go, though. What do we do? How is this possible?

>>48593341
I had a misunderstanding based writing idea years and years ago I never did anything with.
>Viking finds a portal
>environment on the other side is super nice, bunch of big rich-looking buildings seen in the distance
>time to get the boys
>big warband pours through the portal to rape and pillage
>place they came out is a demonic realm on the verge of collapse due to lack of men
>lilim ruler sounds the alarm, thinking they're being invaded by order zealots
>the population is so weakened by prolonged lack of spirit energy the defense is a disaster
>Vikings are shocked the enemy they're fighting are a bunch of super sexy women with tails and horns and shit
>they decide to 'have some fun' with the prisoners in view of the walls to break the defenders' spirit
>defenders watching start thinking maybe these guys just want to be friends and open the gates
>lilim boss is screaming that it's a trick, they'll all be slaughtered
>Vikings rush in, see the population is entirely hot, half-naked women, toss their armor and start fucking everything in sight
>they decide to pull a Mamertine, take over the town and make all the women their wives and concubines
>town's monstergirls are happy and extremely confused
>lilim tells her sisters she doesn't need aid any longer
>they ask why
>"An army of hot young men invaded my realm and demanded to be married. We're completely fine now."
>...is she okay? Did she finally break under the strain?
>"Their leader and his best men even burst into the strategy hall and took me and my advisors right there on the map table! They were so passionate!"
>she's gone...
>completely maddened...
>"Harold has been so demanding of my body I barely even found time to get away to meet with you all!"
>we need to send them help immediately. If starvation has reduced even their ruler to this then the people must be dying in the streets.

I'm gonna tell a Holstaur that she's only good for her giant tits and that's the only reason anyone would like her and that she could never get anyone to love her for anything else beyond her giant tits.

Most underrated harpy

Do you think other snake monsters make fun of the cornsnake lamias?
They're basically like the store-brand vanilla ice cream of snake girls

>>48593680
sorry wrong pic

>>48590141
My bid would be "the elements." Something focused on elemental magic/extreme biomes/any of the elemental girls doing their thing either in or out of their turf. Or affecting other girls, like snakes and bugs, because of it. >>48590398 mentioning a phrase is a cool idea. I like that example and it'd be fun to be surprised with one

Selfishly, I'm not sure if I would much enjoy going through auld lang syne for 6+ stories in a row.

>>48593680
She has all the five star rating on red light yelp.

>>48593740
>Auld lang syne
Just do it in dactylic octometer like the Greeks or lludley sing cukoo.

>>48593740
I added a choice with your suggestion.
Fair point, but hopefully it's open ended enough that we get a variety. Technically speaking, the new year option leaves it open for a story of dragons vs sneks, or other fun.
As a reminder, as long as you make a good faith attempt to stay relevant to the theme, I don't think anyone really cares all that much

>>48593802
Yeah you're right. Thanks!

Undead hours.

>>48593680
I don't even remember the last time the Black Harpy was featured in a story, unless it was by Niebelfader.

Isn't it kinda weird that the purple evil one isn't undead, and the faultless tanned sun goddess one is?

>>48593553
That's what you get for jumping the gun.

if she does not glow, then i dont want to go.

>>48593943
>anon wanted a monster gf
>but all the monsters just wanted their soulmate, and anon wasn't it
>but black harpy was willing to spend time with anon just for money
>to him, she was the best waifu of all.

>>48594000
Ah yes, the old trope of "They're whores". Do me a favor and piss off.

>>48593753
Hot take, Frieren elves are unfuckable. They look like goblins. Not sexy goblins either, ugly goblins.

ya like doll joints, dont cha, Anon?

>>48594030
Yep.

If a Hebi approaches me I open my jacket and reveal my "Harpy Lover" shirt so she leaves.

If a Harpy approaches me I pull off my "Harpy Lover" shirt, revealing my "Dog Lover" shirt so she leaves.

If a Hellhound approaches me I pull off my "Dog Lover" shirt, revealing my "Cat Lover" shirt so she huffs and leaves.

If a Cheshire approaches me I pull off my "Cat Lover" shirt and show off my "Plant Lover" shirt, making her disinterested so she leaves.

If a Saccophyte approaches me I pull my "Plant Lover" shirt off revealing my "Bug Lover" shirt, making her leave in sadness.

If a Mantis approaches me I pull off my "Bug Lover" shirt and reveal my

...I'm out of shirts now, my chest is bare...

>>48594089
good end?

Imagine big, thick, long tails.

We're all out of hebis, you get mere grass Lamia instead

>>48594167
I'd rather have a sand lamia.

Send me an angel.

is it hebi time?

>>48594348
its always hebi time

Hebi new year.

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, happy new year and remember
This year is the year.
Greenworm makes her move.
Beware

>>48594429
But it's the year of the snake
Snake will protect me from worm

Celebrating 2025 with some snake pussy

>>48594439
HAHAHA!
NOTHING can protect you from Miss Greenworm.

>>48594518
Snake can beat up worm, it's HER year

>Sitting there on the couch getting read to watch the ball drop
>Right before it touches at 0.1 seconds my Cheshire wife has decided to park her fat ass right in front of the television.

>put a bucket on chesh's head
>"Hey, who turned out the lights?"
>chesh puts on her sleep mask
>"Hey, who turned out the lights?"
>watch the sun set on a park bench with chesh
>"Hey, who turned out the lights?"
>take chesh to the movies
>"Hey, who turned out the lights?"

>>48594736
Nosferatu.

>>48594728
I would imagine that most cheshire households are equipped with fly-swatter-like devices / riding crops in every room for long range punishment for her ass antics. And every year the cheshire department comes in and inspects them.
Bachelors who have bought the house recently are given a demonstration on their use for their safety.

If black harpies and succubi didn't want to be called whores, then they shouldn't dress like them!

>>48594935
>t. anon wearing a shirt exposing his neck
made for vampire correction

>>48594943
I have the most common and blandest blood type. No vampire will come within 100ft of me.

>>48594946
>I have the most common and blandest blood type
that's not for you to decide

>>48592341
Pyrow calmly explaining to dense anon that it's just having a friend that's a girl, there's no big deal about it. And since she's his friend, she's already his girlfriend

year of the snek
gonna kiss all the sneks this year

>>48594959
I always like the idea of vampires getting poetic over how their lover's blood tatses

>>48594987
imagine the soft plop of turning the box over on your table and watching them all slither around to find different things to play with/knock down/throw at you while they all flick their tongues

>>48595183
>sneks slither around
>medusa and basilisk try to climb you to look in the eye but get stuck halfway
>hebi claims your ring finger and keeps trying to throw tiny fireballs at you
>apophis keeps biting your hand but fails to inject any venom
>echinda goes through your calendar and marks everyday as breeding day

Is there a term or tag I can search for 'correct anatomy' of lamias? It seems to be really rare and I'm disappointed.

>>48595223
I want to love them all, but...
It's a small hebi. She's probably just following her instinct, we're not actually bonded, right? Does anyone want a little white snake? Hello? HeACKHJH i just swallowed a fireball

>>48593341
Ah so like the Spanish Inquisition in Monty Python, when they have torture devices disguised as comfy chairs and soft pillows but actually they're just comfy chairs and soft pillows, no torture device inside. Yeah I dunno how to sum that up into a genre either.

God, the headache is killing. Happy new year lads

Chesh not so smug about pranking me after I cut her tail off with scissors.

>>48595339
>Anon now has a sentient cheshire tail bullying him
>There it goes up his pants leg

>>48595348
>anon thinks at least the chesh is de-tail'd
>said chesh wiggling her new tail while laughing at anon's misfortune

>>48595359
Anons don't realize you can't defeat her with logic and physics as she doesn't care about those concepts, you have to look at from the point of cartoon rules, pretend you have a giant mallet and attempt to squish that kot or something similarly stupid, she will be unharmed but will play along with the direction you are going because she can't help herself.

>point finger gun at Chesh
>go "blam"
>she actually gets shot and dies
>her ghost rises from her body
>grab the vacuum and suck her up in it
>throw the vacuum into the basement and lock the door with fifteen locks
Finally... I'm free of her forever.

>>48595401
>turn around after locking the door
>"dead" cheshire has a smug look as she finger gun's your crotch and goes 'blam"
>you cum
>last thing you see before passing out is chesh laughing at you and ghost chesh laughing while rising from the floor
great, now there's two

>>48595401
so begins your long and troublesome journey towards putting your dong in a vacuum cleaner
>there's a cheshire in here haunting me I swear!
>this will shut her up for good!
right

>>48595401
Great now the Vacuum cleaner plays the ghostbusters themesong 24/7 but the lyrics are just her laughing Nya's.

If you just cry huddled up in a fetal position in the corner of the room then Chesh won't play constant pranks and make you a butt monkey of her jokes anymore

Another year
No demon wife
Do they hate us?