/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>48554678
Who you gonna kiss when the new year hits?

>>48554685
I'mma kiss UR MUM
L
M
A
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GOTTEM

Only foxes of the blond/golden variety are real foxes, and no one can convince me otherwise.

>>48554685
The first single Jinko I see.

>>48554815
The real foxes are the friends we made along the way.

>>48554832
Unfortunately, unlike tigers, Jinkos are PACK hunters

>When she cups your balls and talks to them saying "my lovely children"

>>48554942
When did I get a pool table?

>>48554953
>Dark Elf wife plops your balls on the table and readies the cue
ow

>>48554942
Aday in the life of a man married to an echidna. At least her prescribed testicle care routine feels nice.

>Wurm wife keeps eating all the pool balls

>Echidna lays so many eggs in various colors that you play pool with them

>>48555068
>Wurm ate the pool balls
>Sandworm ate the pool hall

>Taisui won't stay out of my friggin' pool

>>48555077
She just can't wait till Easter.

>>48555134
No lamia can.

>>48555111
But I store my shogloaves in there!

IT IS THEIR TIME
CHRISTMAS CAKE MAMONO, REPORT IN!

Meow.

love is stored in the tail.

>>48555301
so if a lizard sheds her tail, does that mean she doesn't love you anymore?

>>48555324
No! It means one container is full and she needs to start filling another one!

>>48555223
That loli is rather extraordinarily drawn.

>>48555232
wonder what the recommended temperature/humidity is for storing shogloaves

>>48555301
snakes of course contains the most love of any monster.

>>48555346
They're like tardigrades, just drop their temperature and put them in a quantum state

>48555381
How exactly is this related to /jp/ - Otaku Culture or monster girls?

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>>48555405
>Bhog ib love
I can't really argue with that.

>>48555423
Nobody can!

>What you do not smell is called cuddlecane powder
>It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid and is among the most hug-inducing substances known to man

I hate demons so much, it's unreal

>>48555463
Dumb monster, I'm immune to cuddlecane powder, I just happen to really like hugs! Never wager against Anonymous when comfy is on the line!

>>48555463
what are the most hug-inducing substances unknown to man?

>>48555491

>>48555477
OK, pretty sure we all know that's just your way of asking for demon pics.

>>48555487
>You will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>48555463
>yeti milf just nodding along to anon's ramblings about not being a fool
>"truly you have a dizzying intellect"

>>48555463
>>48555484
>My name is Inez Montoya. You raped my father. Prepare to die!
>It wasn't rape, honey. We're married, that means I had consent!
>Mankind ill needs wives such as you!
>What is a man?
>...
>...I forgot how the rest of it goes, honey. Is this where I tell you I didn't really jerk him off with my left hand?

>>48555477

>>48555530
Heeeeeey, you're using my file names.

>>48555484
Comfydom is the real deal

>>48555564
It is Kiki's responsibility to make the dom comfy.

put a bun in the bun

>>48555477
Allow me to interject for a moment, the Demon's exact color scheme and body type make my penis hard and all her monster parts are perfectly proportioned and shaped, so I have to disagree with your assesment.

Diamond Sword has our flag

>>48555705
What about her cousin the lil devil?

>>48555510
Vintage posting

>>48555753
hag posting?

The year of the snake approaches. Ready your heatlamps.

>>48555801
i AM the heatlamp!

>one day, they won't need us... but not today

>>48555801
TEN steps ahead of you.

Amazoness wife art incoming in the following days. Maybe today I get the sketch.

>>48555869
Is she gonna be dressed as an AMERICAN GLADIATOR?
IN THE ATLASPHERE?

>The elite force of odin
>The pride of Valhalla
>The ones who choose heroic souls for ragnarok
Valkyries are dumb

>>48554815
tamamo owes me hugs and kisses

Consider

>>48555902
consider what now?

>>48555935
Pregnant foxes

Spanking your meek and demure gaunt wife

>>48555945
thats not something to simply consider. its something you should be striving to acquire at every waking moment.

>>48555953
She doesn't look that gaunt to me. More thicc.

>>48555801
I warm her up alright

>>48555801
I would prefer if she readied her womb, we will get pretty busy

>>48555997
What an eggcellent wife!

>>48555988
>You will never be awoken by snake thighs and ass

>>48556014
I know; I will be awoken by SNEK thighs and ass.

Wait a second, snakes dont have thights

>>48556020
you lack imagination.

>>48556012
SHES FULLY CHARGED!

>>48556020
>t. Anon begging to be re-educated in the snek pit.

>>48556025
I am only pretending to be retarded so i get sent there again and again!

>>48556020
When you think about it, her entire body is basically a thigh. And a foot. Sneks are the second best monsters for leg lovers.

>>48556024
Almost nobody talks about the consequences of marrying mamono who lay eggs.
>Not 1 baby
>Not 2
>Not even 3, 4, 5, or 6
>NO
>DOZENS of babies
>Maybe even HUNDREDS of babies
>ALL. AT. ONCE.

>>48556031
Fair cop; I'd do the same thing to get into the spider caves.

>>48556033
I cant see that happening except with something like a queen bee/ant or some insect mamono

>>48556020
?

>>48556044
The echidna pic I was replying to was at least 10 eggs in the pic itself, possibly more behind the couple.
And in nature you often see reptiles, fish, etc. lay tons of eggs because they mostly die.
But not with mamono!
>We're talking mermaids with 30, 40, 50 kids at once!
>Reticulated pythons can lay 100+ eggs per clutch. Think about that.

>>48556033
Yeah, there's no way monsters have that many babies at once. They're less fertile than humans and animals that lay eggs like that are working the high quantity low quality end of Sturgeon's Law. Can you imagine losing tens to hundreds of babies to infant mortality? Pass.

>>48556033

>>48556089
The cool thing about having an oviparous wife is that watching her give birth birth is actually hot and fucking her right after to celebrate is normal

>>48556089

>>48556125
we can go higher... better... bluer.

>>48555997
Was it even said anywhere that the lamias lay eggs?

>>48556059
I shall populate entire worlds with my waifu once spaceships become a thing!

Sneggs

Drex

>>48556177

>>48556210
go take your aisloppa elsewhere

>>48556133
what kind of backwards name is that?

Can you handle the three in one package?

Look what Santa left me under the tree.

>>48556281
This will financially ruin me

>>48556281
thats a lot of coal

>>48556275
From the wiki
>Her name derives from jo'oljeyak, which means "yesterday" in Mayan

>>48556264
Looks like my childhood friend is no longer content with being just friends

>>48556275
>>48556290
Why are you replying to off-topic image spam?

>>48556164
>Sending couples off to seed worlds becomes just another job the goverment pays
that either sounds dreadful or extremely hot

>>48555786
>"What are you talking about Anon? 300 is still quite young!"

>>48556210
More.

>>48556281
>orcs and elves baubles
I want a setting where orcs go after elves and dark elves are the dark justicars that do their best to rescue their weak sisters from the clutches of orc farms.

>>48556164
>"Any amateur can teleport a few miles, but teleporting hundreds of lightyears requires a lot of dedicated equipment and a lot of energy to power it. The problem is that when you bring together too much mamono mana it starts to get a mind of its own, literally. A few seconds after we powered up the reactor it developed sentience and absorbed everything connected to it."
>"So you accidentally created a spaceship girl?"
>"Technically she’s an advanced form of dark matter, but you are what you eat and she ate an experimental spaceship, so yeah. We promised to find her a husband if she agreed to keep working with us."

>>48556412
I watched Outlaw Star, I'd fuck a spaceship girl.

>>48556412
So would she have a humanoid body too? I could possibly see the ship making a hardlight/hologram body inside the ship or would she be more of the AI than the ship?

>>48556294
They are one of the great pillars of the thread.

>>48556420
You can have your spaceship girl, i will take the brown muscular alien catgirl

>>48556064
Sounds like a skill issue.

Geee shoggy, you are so quirky and original!

>>48556439
I imagine it would be like a hardlight body but in reverse. The avatar is her real body and the ship is just a projection she creates.

>>48556539
Ginger is a funny name for a cat.

>>48556089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HhtCoYx9qA

>>48556412
OMG, I LOVE THIS IDEA. Hang on...
https://files.catbox.moe/kvmds3.png

TAH-DAH. Found an old CYOA from my /tg/ days (note--that I played--I didn't make this). It's about exactly that kind of scenario and it's one of the comfiest CYOAs (for me, at least). I just about always make the exact same choices every time.

>>48556568
>The avatar is her real body and the ship is just a projection she creates.
That doesn't make sense based on how she was made, but that would be the MGE approach. Maybe something like Arpeggio of Blue Steel would work where the dick sucking part of the ship carries a core around and the rest is just ship-shaped stuff. The idea of a spaceship tsukumogami losing its composition would be the stuff of nightmares though.

im posting hatters again

It's been cold and wet for weeks.
Keep an eye out for consensual hugs.

>>48556697
Can i have consensual Wendigos instead?

>>48556696
I'm posting kemono again.

>>48556718
Yes, but you must be prepared to make an offering of beef jerky. The premium stuff, mind you. Not the cheap garbo.
Take a walk in the woods and make wendigo sounds to attract one.

>>48556740
Even low end jerky is pricey for what you get. Wendis aren't for poorfags.

>>48556755
Love is priceless anon. Besides, she'll share her secret jerky-making traditions with you.

>>48556760
>Love is priceless
Not if I have anything to say about it - and I do!

>>48556276
Where is the butt?

Hitting the gym with your auntster on Friday to spice up things a little

>>48556806
You'd be surprised how strong your auntster can become after enough time in the gym. She might even be tempted to princess carry you.

>>48556820
They don't call it big business for nothing.

>>48556806
I want to demolish her asshole to release my post workout stress

>>48556023
the snake's reaction when anon leglocks her

>>48556696
I'll help

>>48556806
Imagine all the hot and extremely sweaty sex after that

>>48556884
That's a human.

>>48556919
the gills are right there

>>48556927

>>48556927

>>48556966
this dumb cat needs a haircut

>>48556820
Oh, no! Being princess carried by a sexy auntster! My one and definitely only weakness!

>>48556872
Snakes in general would be happy with an Anon eager to breed, but I wanna see an Apophis dealing with a baby-crazy man.

>>48556806
Finally, she got too out of shape last summer

>>48556990
>Apophis scared of going full baby crazy on her new husband
>Meanwhile Anon already has the baby names picked out and ordered cribs off Amazoness.com

>>48556696
I bet you would, you sick, twisted hatfucker.

>>48556978
She's growing out her bangs.
https://files.catbox.moe/9qatip.webp

>no Mouse Girl gf who talks like a skaven
Why does this hurt me?

>>48557011
I dunno, man. Sometimes you just have a thought and can't let it go.

so called "peerless and indomitable" dragons 6 months after having a bounty put on them by the adventurers guild.
why do they still pretend that they're above us on the food chain? the moment they cause any real trouble they get conquered and subjugated by a human knight. dragons should just walk around human towns with collars around their neck and go home with the first man that puts a leash on them.

>>48556820
>go to gym with auntster constantly
>one day she picks you up and princess carries you out of the gym
>now everytime you go to the gym you two "fight" by trying to princess carry each other out the door
>whoever wins is the dominant one in bed that night

>>48557024
they already do that though

>>48557011
I've seen enough skykain art that I'm just unhappy for no skaven that talks like a skaven.

>>48557024
>take a quest to slay a dragon
>she's just waiting in her lair like this, even asks what took so long
I swear they're just using the adventurers guild as a delivery service these days

>>48557035
>>48557100
0/10 would not raid them no matter how big their hoard is.
they're going need more enthusiasm and theatrics if they ever want to attract a well-renowned hunter of beast to lord over them.
their mother would be ashamed.

>>48557164
that sort of behavior is why it took their mother 1,000 years to get laid

>>48555477
Look knife ears, if you want a man so bad you just need to be forceful with one. Human men love it when a women forces herself on him.

>see dragon outside my house
>loitering around my car
>go outside to see what's going on
>the exhaust to the car is mangled and covered in some clear fluid
>dragon flies off
Why are they like this?

>fug a mantis
>looks you directly in the eyes unblinking, just rising and falling with your mutual thrusts with the occasional slightly heavier than normal breath

>nibble on her antenna later
>AHN!~

the north pole elves got paid time off

>>48557258
YES! YES! Nibbling boog antennae is the secret to giving them INFINITE EROTIC PLEASURE and is definintely not my fetish!

>>48557270
Who needs men when you can have incredibly hugging clothes.

>>48557257
>t. Anon who hasn't met the right Autobot yet.

>>48557306
More of a medabot man.

>>48557273
The question is whether you're actually prepared for the consequences of doing that.
Some bug won't stop clinging to you for the rest of your days, and Ms. Mantis in particular is probably going to take you into a dark hole or in a treetop so you can't escape your thorough, thorough punishment.

>>48557329
There's something about a cat tail I love.

>>48557346
Oh, no! That would be SO TERRIBLE. PLEASE, MISS MANTIS, DO NOT ASSUME THE FORM OF THE CUDDLE BUG! I would haaaaaaaaate being cuddled by a cute bug forever and ever!

>Put lips over teeth
>Gently nibble on Miss Mantis's antennae with your lips, so as not to overstimulate her
>Miss Mantis "aahhns" in the cutest imaginable way.

>Delicately lick Miss Mantis's antennae
>Miss Mantis ahegaos and attacks!
>Everybody wins!
>Especially the bed manufacturers

>>48557213
who balanced the monster spells in this game?
there's no way to avoid them, interrupt them, and there is barely any cast time
why are all the human spells easy to avoid, easy to interrupt with a kiss and take like 5 minutes to cast
I'm writing a strongly worded complaint to the devs

Jump into the thread to find mantis appreciation.
I approve.
W-wait, now there's three of them??

>>48557426
>I'm having problems with mamono
>I'm going to write flirty emails to the Anubi devs about it.
That'll solve your problems, bud.

>>48557437
no I'm going above the boots on the grounds balancing team
they clearly have some kind of autism
NO I MUST GO STRAIGHT TO THE TOP
THAT'S RIGHT I'M BITCHING TO THE HIGH ORC
they clearly must be high up otherwise "high" would not be in their name

>>48557437
no.
im going to meet them, IN PERSON.

Kuuderes are cute, I like Lich and Ice Queen

>>48557464
They should rename them KUTEderes because they're so cute.

>>48557464
Opinion on the dragon from black company?

>>48557464
I hate kuuderes. I will make them show emotions

>>48557526
>Miss Kuu's husband is very autistic
>She has to show him flash cards of her emotions so he knows which one she is feeling
>Works well for them, but sometimes her "HORNY" flash card gets them both in trouble in public.

>>48557526
>Lich tries her best to not be kuu
>aims for a genki cheerleader type
>acts very energetically and goes hard on gesticulating which includes the cheerleader routine
>still has a permanent monotone voice and neutral facial expression

>>48557545
Oh my god. Monotone cheerleader would WRECK me. She'd need to turn the Resting Bitch Face all the way up, and make me feel like she thinks I'm GARBAGE, but that'd fulfill a totally normal "hatefucked by a Popular Girl" fantasy that everyone has and is NORMAL.

>>48557555
>She'd need to turn the Resting Bitch Face all the way up, and make me feel like she thinks I'm GARBAGE
Lich-chan is a very positive girl that would hate to hurt your feelings. Cheerleader's role is to cheer you on, so she always does her best to make you believe in yourself.

>>48557526
>>48557533
>Approach kuudere and use index fingers to make her smile
>Heartpupils moans in a monotone voice

>>48557632
>Heartpupils moans in a monotone voice
>use index fingers to turn smile back to a frown
horny bomb safely diffused

>>48557663
Now you made her sad.

>>48557663
>Miss Kuu now knows the Secret of Emotions
>Grabs you with one hand while her other one forms a smile with her mouth
>HORNY BOMB ENGAGED IN MANUAL MODE

>>48557634
I got a rice cooker. I could easily lure this girl in.

>>48557526
>I will make them show emotions
But they already do, few things are sweeter than getting a faint but genuine smile from a kuudere.

>>48557682
who can stop this kuudere with such power?

>>48556696
>>48556884
Any mad flatters?

>>48557734
Nah. You know what they say, "Flattery will get you nowhere."

>>48557734
nah, sold out of those a few hours ago.
we got happy fatters, upset ratters, and uncomfortable flappers hough.

>>48557774
oh yeah and if you want a bargain bin hatter we also have scummy slappers, insane laughers, and slimy slippers.
... if you're on a really tight budget, we have free abyssal hatters too.

>>48557787
>we have free abyssal hatters too.
I WILL TAKE ALL OF THEM!

>>48557796
are you absolutely certain that you want an abyssal (known for transforming their partners) hatter (mushroom)?

>>48557803
YES

>>48557682
>>48557713
You have to hold her hands to stop it

>>48557805
welp. enjoy being a spore colony, you asked for this not me.

>>48557812
Juffo-Wup is the power of life... hot warmth in the cold Void. It flows through all things, binding them together, making them one. You are Non-Juffo-Wup, you cannot understand.

>>48557822
Great now I'm picturing harpy pkunk. It's all your fault

>>48557809
>grab her hands
>she now starts vibrating due to all the horny contained within her
>her smile and heart pupils get larger
how can you stop her now? maybe just kiss her to safely release it all...

>>48557829
Nerd!

>>48557812
spores are fun to huff. I wanna huff more of my Matango's wife spores than I am already

>>48557419
I want to keep a bug in an electric trance by softly playing with her feelers until she forgets everything she was going to do today.

Can’t find the drive to write smut anymore but writing them out as sort of short hand folk tales has been interesting.

mindbroken snakefags fifteen minutes after they proclaim that mofu women are inferior

Wise fwom youw gwave.

>go to Hagville for an art exhibition that will last through the weekend
>there are several pamphlets and ads advertising the exposition since several retired artists live in Hagville
>enter the gallery and see a lot of statues of different monsters in several poses
>the details in their bodies are so perfect, they almost look alive
>then one of them sneezes
>it's just hags posing and some other in bodypaint
>then you turn around to leave
>the gallery guard says that you must choose one hag to perform art with before leaving, and then take that hag home
It was a trick all along

>>48558471
Fitting picture for Yukari
https://files.catbox.moe/xzuunu.jpg

How chubby is too chubby for a monstergirl?

>>48558500
you just need enough to pinch and grope to bully her
anything more is too much

>>48558471
>the gallery guard says that you must choose one hag to perform art with before leaving, and then take that hag home
choose the guard

>>48558471
>the gallery guard says that you must choose one hag to perform art with before leaving
So that's what the mattresses are for

>>48558500
Chubby is chubby, and chubby is good. Especially for girls with scales and tails. If they think they're too chubby, it'd be my pleasure to go on a training regimen with them. But she has to know she's loved first and that she doesn't have to be slim for me. There are great benefits at both ends.

FAT monsters get treadmill correction IMMEDIATELY

>>48555520
Someone really loves their wind machine.

>>48558662
if you bought one you need to feel like you got your money's worth

>>48558500
Proportion matters, love handles and a small potbelly that is perfect for groping, if you have to lift her curves to gain access to her special places she's too fat and you must help her excercise, that said if you are a fat bastard you must be strong to make up for it as well, maybe she likes your gut hanging over her ass cheeks as she bullies your benis at the gym to help you get at least to a healthy body.

>>48558798
a mastah marrying his kiki? impossible

>>48558798
>ywn be suffocated by your kiki's massive mammaries
why live?

I'm beginning to think the mershark life guard is enjoying her job a little too much. I question some of her recent "rescues".
Call me paranoid, but those guys didn't look in trouble to me...

>>48558814
>meido academy younglings are told all sorts of fantastical fairytales of masters falling in love with their maids for them to keep in their hearts as they progress through their schooling
>they're all true and it happens to every one of them

>>48558896
i will never fall in love with my kiki!
unless she makes a mean beef stew and/or spaghetti and meatballs
then i will marry her on the spot

>>48558924
>Beef stew and spaghetti with meatballs are babushka's secret recipe!
>Not from old country, but very tasty
>Is good for picky kiklets and simple masters

>>48554678
Be daring and go on dates with non-profile Pharaohs

I would gladly marry my maid, after all she's always doing her best for my sake

>>48557100
The guilds have realized that it's less costly to just send single men to their lairs to become their husbands than to pay whole parties.

>>48559012
>simple masters
are we not all?

>>48557100
>>48557182
what young dragons dont realize is that without the theatrics they wont get anyone actually worthy of a dragon.
they'll just get bargain bin former orderites that are barely worthy of mere starter slimes.

>large kiki breasts resting on my face

>>48559261
but thats every kiki?

Big Koturday.

>>48559318
smoll koturday

>>48559335
yippiiiiiii

>>48559348
very smol

The foolish succubus knight enters the court of the evil human emperor, himself a powerful master of magic. She is surrounded by his one hundred imperial knights, clad head to toe in their immaculate golden armors. Flanking the emperor is his court wizard and his right hand, the undefeated general, both level 90 minibosses. Joining them as well is the super evil supreme pontiff of the imperial church, a level 95 boss!

To them, this lone succubus is nothing more than a pest that they will all revel in stomping out. The evil human emperor laughs at her. "You think you can take us all on by yourself?! You are mad! You are outnumbered and each of us outclasses you! You cannot stop us humans from destroying all nonhumans! My empire cannot fall! You cannot hope to defeat me!"

What can she hope to possibly accomplish against such impossible odds? There is no way she can hope to win and stop the evil humans from being evil....... Monsters... cannot always defeat humans.....

>>48559364
extremely cute, do you have more?

>>48559394
smol kots(in kot arms)

>>48559421
smoll kot on kot

>>48559390
>succubus proceeds to set the demon silver nuclear warhead she got from miss gremlin down on the court floor and takes out her little hammer

>>48559429
smol kots healing (you) by kot

>>48559440
fugg that was my next one

>>48559390
>what actually happens
>succ knight blows a kiss to the emperor
>she becomes the #1 knight and empress

>>48559451
there is many kots
we can post alot

>>48559467
Yup but let's stop the chain here, that's enough Kot spam. it's not healthy, too much salt

>>48559498
one more than
i love the salt

>>48559515

>>48559284
Some kikis are skinnier than others

>>48559648
shush

Kots (aggressive)

>>48559716
kots(soft)

No more cats, Will

>>48559768
dog?

>enter my home
>nurarihyon succeeds charisma check on me
>reload save
>enter my home
>nurarihyon succeeds charisma check on me
>reload save
>wait for Tipsy to wear off and take a montos breath freshener
>enter my home
>nurarihyon succeeds charisma check on me
This is so fucked up. Who designed this?

>>48559728
Good to know this is confirmed cat.
>>48560003
I don't know what stat you have to level up to resist it. Is it your charisma too?

Trapped in a loop of desperate, sloppy hellhound hag kisses and full body crushing breeding for a full week, only stopping for short food breaks when her doromedash orders arrive

>>48560023
there's mud in my fries

>>48559781
big dog

>>48560100
It's healthy.

How can we put hellhounds in cute dresses and maid costumes

>>48560410
>maid costumes
I want a fully domesticated hellhound

>>48560456
put a few babies in her, and give plenty of bellyrubs and headpats and steaks for breakfast. that will help.

>>48560410
You can just ask, you know. Works every time even if it embarrasses her

>>48556105
these are most unwise thoughts I have been given just now
thinking about it logically, a hebi would be the most likely snake to party plan the birth of your child and obsess over you filling her up again ASAP so she doesn't have to spend another day on the earth without your seed germinating within her, a piece of you always as close to her as it could be. there would be incense and votives and warm pools of snaketified water in with you participate in the ritual of spilling your love and life into your wife. the sound of splashing water and her echoing moans would never lose vividity in your memory and you would look forward to reprising it every year

>>48560161
Bigger.

>>48560410
put her in a good mood by eating her ass out, then ask nicely. remember to say she looks really pretty in the outfit.

>>48560595

what's a big dog going to do to me? nothing. she won't sit on me, or pin me down and pepper me in kisses, or abuse my height being parallel with her crotch. dogs respect those smaller than them.

>>48560644
They do love a challenge though.

>>48560676
How beeg is rudy anyway?

>>48560692
enough

>>48559390
Keep plinking the emperor with level 1 Teasing Wink and kite him all the way back to snektown. His speed and moveset seperates him from the rest of the pack. Once everyone else is tangled up, she'll be able to use Talk -> You're All Alone, I Can Fix That

>>48560697
i want BEEG rudy to give me sloppy booze kisses and cover me in triangle bite marks.

>>48560802
I think she would be up for that.

>>48560818
Would let her fall asleep ontop of me like that, totally enveloping me in her tan, sweaty body and face in her warm, stuffy cleavage. BEEG is better.

>>48560876
Great plan. Rudy is the best.

>>48559390
It's a little silly, but I'd like to think something like this happens.
>"I don't care; there's evil in this world, and I'm here to fight it."
>And so the knight draws her sword
>She's outmatched and outclassed, so she braces her shield and advances
>They all know she can't win; there's no threat to them
>Bloodied and bent, yet not broken, she advances to the Emperor, his wizard, and his general.
>An arrow has made her shield arm useless, and a deep gash severed a horn so close to her head it's bleeding.
>Wiping some of that blood from her brow, she readies to fight again.
>"End it," the Emperor says, nodding to his general.
>"Fire!" the general orders, as he shields the emperor with his shield and body.
>Cut down by dozens of arrows, the Knight collapses into a bloody mess on the floor.


>Dying, one remembers the strangest things
>When she was a teenager, she was a spy
>In this very castle
>Polymorphed into a mere scullery maid, she heard things and saw things
>Even occasionally interacted with the son of the then-emperor
>He was an adorable, easily scared toddler.
>Once, he needed to do an errand for his parents--a simple thing; he just had to ask for a bottle of wine and bring it to them without dropping it.
>Of course, he dropped it.
>And of course, it fell on you to fix it.
>He cried in terrible fear, and your heart went out to him.
>As you mopped up the red wine in front of him, you promised him
>"Don't worry, I'll protect you."
>An easy promise--he had weirdly solid parents for royalty; there was no danger in this promise.
>He just needed to hear he'd be OK.
>"R-really? No matter what?"
>Such a scared little boy. How will he ever become an Emperor?
>"No matter what. I swear."


>And so she picked herself up.
>Despite the horn broken off at the base.
>Despite her lungs being a pincushion of arrows.
>Despite the rents and tears in her armor making any movement painful and slow.
>Despite knowing that she cannot win.
>Despite everything.
>She picked herself up.
>And she swung, wildly, chaotically, at the General.
>He blocked it easily with his shield.

>Didn't matter; she remembered now.
>She swore an Oath to defend the emperor.
>There were no guardrails, no particular circumstances.
>There was no need to involve a Demon to parse a contract.
>She remembered her oath, and protecting the Emperor from himself was included in it.

>"Pathetic; stay down!" the general opined, drawing his own blade, a ceremonial broadsword, and using the flat of it to knock the wind out of her.
>She staggered back to the ground, bleeding onto the tile floor.
>Above her, the world spun and her vision blurred.
>She should already be dead.
>But here she was, barely conscious, and still uselessly clinging to life.

>>48561194
>Now, at last, here at the end she understood.
>She had one advantage; nobody took her seriously.
>Staggering back to her feet one last time, she dropped her shield from her useless left arm, and her armor from her body.
>Now clad just in her padded undergarments, all soaked with blood and tinged with rust, stood alone sword in hand.
>And she dropped that as well.

>The general stood before her, bemused at her apparent insanity.
>"So you've decided to stop playing as a knight, whore?"
>She took a step forward, and the general stabbed her straight in the heart, crunching painfully through her ribs in the process.
>Whereupon the blade simply ceased to exist.
>And the Succubus' wounds began to heal, arrows clattering to the ground as they fell out.

>"What foul sorc--" and the general simply disappeared mid sentence.
>As did the court wizard and the knights.
>"How?" was all the Emperor could muster.

>"It's OK. I'm here now."
>She hugged the emperor as she said it.
>"You don't have to fight the whole world."

>"What?"
>"How?"

>The succubus drew back from the hug, and held one of the Emperor's gauntletted hands in her own.
>"I was so used to fighting your men like a knight, to show your people it was possible, that I forgot to fight you like a mamono."
>"With love."

>"How did you do that to my men?"
>"Prayer, and the power of the Demon Lord handled the rest."
>Seeing the look on the Emperor's face, she continued hastily,
>"Of course they're all safe and alive. Somewhere."
>She shrugged.
>"It'll be fine."
>"As long as you stop trying to take over the world. It's getting a lot of people killed."
>"And it's destroying your soul."

>The succubus then puts all of her strength into one last attack...
>A simple peck on the Emperor's nose, just like his mother used to do when he was little.
>"And I can't let you do that."

>>48559662
I would a tall flat kiki. I think that's an underserved phenotype.

3x the succ

>>48560003
Skill issue, just use the "I think you need to leave" ability before she does any actions.

>>48561194
>>48561369
Can't say I approve of this level of violence, it's a bad influence on the children

>beat horc
>horc falls down onto her backside
>walk past defeated horc
>roll a d1 - critical failure
>trip and land facefirst in her sweaty cleavage
>cum from the smell
>somehow lose to passed-out horc

>>48559768
But...

>>48561514
Ugh; I can only imagine how bad that'd taste and how much heartburn it'd give me.

We haven't even started fighting and the damn lizard is already in her defeated pose.

>>48561577
Anon, I am not sure that lizard is trying to FIGHT you. What makes you think that she wants a fight?

>>48560592
does the kid get two birthdays?
eggday (the day the egg was laid) and hatchday would both be special

See the fearsome vampire in its habitat terrorizing mortals.

>>48562068
horrifying.

>>48561514
That's a horse.

>>48562102
You're right.

crab

>>48555463
She spiked both cups, she’s going to lose her mind to cuddles too!

>>48562131
CRAB GOD

>>48562169
*Holy crab

>>48562131
attack its weak point for massive damage

>>48562175
Her weak point is KITTENS.
>Crab lub kot
>Kot fear crab
>Crab sad
Not so funny to meme now, eh, CHESHIRE?

why does max levels keep inviting me to groups? i just want to play the game normally.

>>48562264
That isn't playing the game normally?

>>48562264
it is a mystery

>>48562279
no Anon. having 4 max level players completing every quest fro you and boosting you through every dungeon whilst trying to initiate erp isnt how that game is meant to be played.

>>48562264
Carrying low-levels is a fetish for some or they want the opportunity to show off and look cool in front of them. And then there are some who just want to take it easy by taking on jobs they are overqualified for.

>>48562295
how would you know how the game is meant to be played your low lv.
You should listen to the people who put in countless cent- hours, countless hours into the game and take their word on how it should be played

Kitties, kitties, I love kitties
Need to pet them cuz they're pretties
Hugs and pets and fried-up chicken
That's what cats need me to give 'em
BURMA SHAVE

Send me an angel.

NEED CATBUG HENTAI

>>48562264
Then start your own adventure with your bro, he can support and heal you in all aspects

>>48562457
Bruh, WTF are those colors? Have you returned from the 80s?

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/125644347
busting makes me feel good

>>48562499
I want to have Regura style neighbors wen moving into Hagville

>>48562538
Yeah, I hope all my neighbors are regular, too. Nothing worse than a bunch of hags with constipation.

>>48562499

No new years monster to snuggle me to sleep

>>48562733
You don't know that. There's still time!
Even more time if you get a Chinese Snek--she's waiting for January 29th.

>48562366
>48562375
>48562526
>48562697
How are these chinese mobile game characters, and the other 200+ random images you've posted across this and several previous threads, related to /jp/ - Otaku Culture?

>>48562750
Ur mum is a Chinese mobile game character

>>48562743
What even is a chinese snek

>>48562759
A snek from China, who celebrates the Chinese New Year, which is about a month later than the common one.

MILF SNEX

>>48562375
So we can go to hell together? there's a romance in there somewhere.

>>48562750
The four great pillars of the thread are MGE, gachas, currently popular monster girl anime, and drama.

Need auntster

>>48562680
I despise tsundere, they give me suicidal tendencies

>>48562916
Shana from the anime of the same name was cute. Imagine hunting monsters together with a tsundere girl.

Get into the flower. You love nature, right?

>>48563072
no way, i have allergies

>>48563097
Exposure therapy it is!

It's sorta still christmas.

>>48563101
ok but they wont get any kisses because i will be sneezing to much

>>48562893
Same

>>48563207
I must grab that belly

>>48563116
Russian Christmas or Old Christmas isn't until January 7th. You're good, brother.

Make-out session with a cheshire cat or a minotaur?

Which should I do?
Which would you choose of these two?

>>48563346
always mino
chesh is a nerd

>>48563346
Instructions unclear, I am now trapped face first between a Hellhounds legs.

>>48563371
Imagine the crotch mofu

>>48563346
Minotaur is very honest about her feelings and I like big girls, so I pick her.

You can't beat the succ.

>>48563415
Deep into exploring Mrs Hellhounds Black forest with my tongue, having her paws and claws gently ran through my hair

>>48563207
Aunties need to be put on a diet

>>48563489
Just make her exercise more, something like this https://files.catbox.moe/ihm634.jpg

>>48563509
instructions unclear