/jp/ - Otaku Culture

An siche?

Rudie the Whitehorn just likes mulled wine a lot.

>>48539467
I wonder how many anons would go
>eww ugly western manface
when their waifu became real and translated into 3D space

>>48539582
3dpd, no exceptions

>>48539582
I will only a majestic Japanese mamono girl--the pikachu of ladies.

>>48539588
>cheshy makes herself 2D flat for anon

>>48539582
Some people get... weird when having to think of their monster waifu as an actual person.

>>48539609
ittan momen is pretty close

>>48539582
I assume their arrival would follow Roger Rabbit rules and all the 2-D girls would stay anime

>>48539582
>when their waifu became real and translated into 3D space
No she won't. It'll be like anime Roger Rabbit.

>>48539670
>>48539674
Toonmind

>>48539670
Why would you want her to come through the portals as a cartoon? That's not gonna scare the fuck out of me and everyone in the area!

Ugh, I need me a HOT, REALISTIC SPIDER WOMAN. Not the Marvel character. She needs to be FUCKING TERRIFYING and made out of SPIDER and WOMAN.

>>48539708

>>48539765
That's in the right direction, but a 3D render is still a far cry from an actual lady actually filling up an entire room with her legspan.

>>48539765
would

>>48539797
Obviously--spooders are best girls.

>>48539670
That's fucking silly, but could be fun trying to have sex with a girl with literally no depth

>>48539932
hurr durr, you mean like 3DPDs?

>>48539960
lmao gotem

>>48539979
Oh, Cheshy, you get me!

>>48539582
A lot when their expectations are a blank slate.

>>48539782
this snake is missing one of her hair things
I should go find it for her
now if i could just get out of her coils

Merry Christmas, anons
Watch out for yetis, they're a bit rambunctious today

Merry Christmas everyone.

Chief God bless us, everyone!

Merry Christmas to all and to all a very happy new year! I hope this season finds you well. I've been a bit busy with life this year, so sorry for the silence, but nonetheless, I come offering mermaid smut! This one follows on from Sea Warden. I hope you all enjoy and as always comments and criticisms are more than welcome. Have a great day, anons!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61651087

>>48540340
Thanks Penywise and a Merry Christmas to you too!

>>48540363
Cheers anon, hope you enjoy.

>>48540340
Oh damn, Nice!

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

"FAT."
"CAT."
"TATS!"
>The Gazer tattoo artist looks at you, confused and frustrated.
>"What?"
"I NEED THEM!"
"FULL BACK TATTOO! YOUR SOFTEST, LARGEST, FATTEST CAT TATS!"
"DRAW THEM NOoOOOoooOOOOOOoooW!""
>Eleven terrified eyes focus on Anon.
"FATTEST CAT TATS EVER TATTOOED! PUT THEM ON ME!"
"FULL BODY CAT BOOBS COVERING MY EVERY SQUARE INCH OF SKIN!"
>Eleven eyes burst into tears.
>"mmmmmake it stop!"

Okay, who set miss automaton's morality switch to "evil"?

>>48540340
Thanks man, Merry Christmas to you too! Hope to see you around in 2025!

Merry Christmas guys, hope you guys are having a nice day so far. Post your fav monster

>>48540631
Better question: who installed the morality switch? I thought we learned this lesson after the recent self-destruct incident. That poor automaton looked so embarrassed.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should, people. I'll get the incident report ready to submit to the local engineer guild while you all clean up the mess.

>>48540696
So you're asking us why we even have the lever that floods the chamber with Lava Golems?

>>48540674
Sign for your package?

>>48540696
MUST.
HIT.
SMUG.
BUTTON.
And get Miss Gremlin to install Kot Ears in my Evil, Smug Automaton.
With the Lava Golems Lever.

>>48540674
But Anon, I'm not really sure what my fav monster is!! So, here's a marshmallow kot. The KOT shall take me to the monster I love!

>>48540674
Merry Christmas to you too, Anon!

>>48540703
All of it, damn it. And that includes the alligator-girl pit too. If I have to spend one more afternoon with the demon lawyers and tanuki C-suite explaining away another bachelor's-comp claim, heads are going to roll downstairs.

>>48540674
Here she's, my beloved

>>48540719
Marshmellow kots are the heralds of joy.
You still with us latenite? Missed you this year.

>>48540727
Such a smart, subtle sense of humor.

>>48540726
even the eel pit too

>>48540731
To be clear, I'm not LN, but he does seem to occasionally draw stuf either here or on his twitter account.

>>48540703
It's good for heating.
>>48540731
>You still with us latenite? Missed you this year.
I think the last pic he dropped was last month and he made a couple more this year, so you must have been really unlucky to have missed him.

>>48540752
Oh, I know (assumed) you weren't. I honestly should have just made a separate comment but I was lazy.

>>48540770
Yeah, I figured that was the case, too, but given how this thread likes its drama, I wanted to make sure nobody thought I was pretending to be LN.

>>48540762
>have been really unlucky to have missed him
Well, damn. I guess so. I've had a rough year and took some breaks from /jp/ Glad he's stuck around though.

>>48540696
>automaton accidentally self destructs
>core has some emergency locomotion, but she hasnt activated it yet.
>all attempts to connect to her core are met with the connection being overwhelmed by embarrassment.
>even when installed in a new body it takes an hour for her to come out of her core.

>>48540750
Yes anon. The eel pit. The raiju tesla coils. The spooky painting room and the slime vacuum.
I will take away the mini-bar privileges, don't make me do it!

>>48540782
>The thread likes its drama
No it doesn't.

>>48540825
>Mamono Minions Union threatens to strike if their mini-bar privileges are taken away.
>The Satyros in particular are enraged at the mere mention of it.

>>48540827
Rabbit Season?

>>48540848

>>48540825
Okay but the elevator that spills Red Slime all over the hallway when the doors open has got to stay, she's in the union

>>48540853

>>48540874

>>48540737
I'm not a fan of gross and rude chesh, like them as more innocent tomboy. For example instead of surprise ass in the face you get a surprise kiss or hug.

>>48540848
Not even a duck season or rabbit season thing nine out of ten times there's drama in here it's either local pests trying to stir the pot or outsiders raiding depending on time of day and year.

Thank for the big boobed Satyros in a green mink coat last night in a dream.

>>48540892
Yeah, I know--I was just trying to make sure you and me didn't actually make NEW drama. The only new dramas I want are by Miss Phantom.

>>48540888
I like all kinds of Cheshires:
>Nice
>Mean
>Tall
>Short
>Flat
>Busty
>One entity
>Fractal Cheshire matrix
>Funny
>Serious
>Fried
>Baked
>Chocolate
>Vanilla
>Gun
>Sword
>Fire
>Ice
>Air
>Earth
>Taco
>Burrito

lolis deserve to cry in sadness
yesterday I slapped an ice cream cone out of a chesh loli's hand and she cried as it melted on the grass
I laughed in her face
lolis deserve sadness

>>48540831
>>48540855
"Union" this, and "Ethics-committee" that... we're drowning in red tape. I can't even walk down the hallway without tripping over a new legally-binding contract scroll about mamono/doorway accessibility specifications or whatever nonsense- ANOTHER SAFETY VIOLATION I MIGHT ADD

>>48540910
>mamono/doorway accessibility specifications or whatever nonsense
Hey. Don't say things like that.

>>48540908
RABBIT season!
https://files.catbox.moe/rz00a8.gif

>>48540917
Oh, no! She is adorable!

>>48540900
Miss Phantom and her troupe of a Candlegeist, Satyros, and Banshee using you to re-enact Scrooge's fateful night.

>>48540910
>mamono/doorway accessibility specifications or whatever nonsense
Sounds like another mandatory sensitivity training. Good job, anon.

Normal Tuesday in Dr. Gremenshmirtz's Evil Inc. administration department.
You think this is exciting? You should visit accounting.

>>48540935
>mandatory sensitivity training
The amount of aphrodisiacs they pump into you for that are WAY TOO HIGH.

>>48540938
How many volcanic islands with volcanoes shaped like gigantic skulls could there possibly be in the southern seas?

I was planning on writing a Christmas short over the last couple days and keep up tradition, but I've been too sick. Sorry anons. I'll try to get something out a bit late.

>>48540518
>meanwhile in the adjacent chair
>"I wanna get a tattoo of a butt, on my butt. And I want the butt tattoo to have another butt tattoo tattooed on it. Buttception."
>"Miss Chesh you do know this is permanent, right?"

>>48541012
write a christmas story but then find-and-replace all mentions of christmas with "new years" and it'll still work, for some yuropeans it'll even be better since we dont have christmas

>>48541012
Write a Christmas shortSTACK.

>>48541014
>"Oooooh, good point! Make the butts as big as possible so I can add more later."

Rapemas

Merry Foxmas.

>>48541146
Rapmas
>Miss Phantom has bars!

>>48541151
I have foxes of her.
>>48541146
don't rape senko.

lolis deserve to laugh in happiness
yesterday I gave an ice cream cone to a chesh loli and she smiled really brightly in joy
I laughed with her as she got an ice cream mustache
lolis deserve happiness

>>48541162
Anon, you are a very cool person!
As a reward, Sabbath members have been dispatched!
Please do not resist your reward!

>>48540674

Gentlemen prefer BLONDES
https://files.catbox.moe/jwv5x0.webp

>>48541012
Embrace your inner Dickens.

Struck by loli Krampus inspiration
>you're sitting alone in your house
>bah, humbug, you don't need those festivities out there anyway
>your brooding is interrupted by loud thumping coming from the fireplace
>...not one of THOSE monsters, you thought you blocked the chimney
>as you dreaded, the Krampus emerges without a speck of soot on her, no doubt thanks to vile Yule sorceries
>definitely a Krampus, with her horns, a head of wild and long two-tone hair, goat legs and everything
>but she looks smaller than expected
>a LOT smaller than expected
>and a lot less dressed than expected too, wearing nothing but a micro bikini made out some kind of leaves and plant stem
>dressed in leaves, what does she think she is, a not-Christmas elf? ...Is that mistletoe?
>some instinct makes you glimpse at the little goat girl's wide hips and fat thighs clad in natural furred thighhighs, but really you are an intellectual above such petty things

>you tell her to scram and wave her off, you've been a good boy and she's wasting her time
>she sticks her long tongue out at you
>"Eeeeh? I don't care about that, old man. That stuff is boring, you're being a real scrooge all alone in here and someone needs to bring you some cheer!"
>the invading brat struts closer in her vulgar outfit, intently swaying her hips
>"I have some eggnog and other fun stuff in my sack back there, but that can wait right? Before we light that fire back up in your heart, I bet you'd like to stoke a flame somewhere ELSE, right geezer? You know what mistletoe is for, right?"
>you must object, you are not old enough to be called a "geezer"
>she just flashes you a naughty grin and approaches further, now slowly climbing onto you
>you're sure you can say something rational to brush her off and get her to leave

>a few seconds later you're french kissing the slutty Krampus brat straddling you and have slapped both your hands onto her fat ass
>she pulls the mistletoe-bikini top up and off, giving you a mischievous look
>it can't be helped, you move down to make out with her flat chest with similar fervor
>the bikini bottom comes off next and you proceed to stuff your tongue past her lower lips between her soft thighs
>after a while of lewd kissing and soft loli moaning both of you pull back a little
>"...Hey old man, you're looking awfully eager to travel up some tight places, arentcha? Just sit back and maaaybe I'll.. kyah?!"
>you really do feel like your fireplace has been ignited and you've firmly grabbed her rump
>damn cheeky brat barging into your house when you're busy being miserable, with her huge ass and slutty outfit
>you bend her over and grab her hips with both hands, getting in position at her back door
>maybe you will be going on the naughty list after all this year

>>48541330
Lewd greentexts aren't really kosher on /jp/

>>48541330
Ignore the irishman, it's good.

>>48541440
Dipshit.

>>48539554

>>48541463

Undead hours

>>48541557
Damn kobolds what city is this increase in and how do I get a job as a mailman there?

>>48541426
What the fuck does that even mean?

>>48541588
It's just the potato pest being mad because he didn't get an orange in his stocking and concern trolling because that's all his life is now. That and image dumping.

>You fight well for a mortal, but enough games. Touch of Death.

Piggy pig pig!

>>48541632
That last riding P'orc that Axem made was quite nice, I hope he starts drawing more P'orc, H'orc and Troll sex

>>48541588
It might get deleted.

>>48541718
People have been posting lewd greentexts here for almost an actual decade, and explicit descriptions of sex with 2hus on /jp/ for much longer than that.

>>48541718
Not even all the gape and monster sports stuff got deleted, also it's an MGE setting, why would anything sexual would get deleted? are you stupid or just ignorant?

>>48541736
>>48541801
He's literally just trying to stir the pot and discourage greentexts/writing stuff relevant to MGE.

>>48541828
I'm saying don't write porn.
this isn't the MGE thread anyway.

>>48541736
Well, mine got deleted.

Getting tied up and dominated by a dark elf in a silly Christmas elf outfit.

>>48541863
Cope, Irish furfag. Has been the MGE thread since it moved to /jp/.

>>48542006
Your wife's final present (to herself) is tying you up with a cute bow and stuffing you under the tree for her to unwrap (or not)

>>48540340
Merry Christmas, happy to still see stories from oldfags.

>>48542045
>want to surprise your wife by tying yourself up as a present
>get tied up and lay next to the christmas tree
>find your wife already there tied up cause she had the same idea as you
>you both spend the christmas morning wiggling around in order to get each other untied

>>48542033
Let;s make a change.

>>48541919
Cast raise undead on her

Realized that this was being hidden by some bots and figured I may as well, if anything, at least make it available again for posterities sake or something.

P'Orcs
https://archiveofourown.org/works/61659466

I want to headpat absurdly power monster girls

>>48542105
Lots of great stuff from the good ol' days. Nice seeing things reappear every now and again, even if it's not all to my taste.

>>48542127
Yeah, figured I would at least make it available again if anything.
Its old and I cut out the early doublespacing habit but I figured I'd at least make it available again.

>>48542124
Don't do that, you'll embarrass her in front of her minions!

>>48542134
Listen, its a little known fact that head patting a boss is actually the secret to unlocking the 'hard mode' fight.
Mostly as being so angry/flustered will increase her attack speed and damage.

Anyone have any issues with some old greens? I think I have some christmas ones saved.

>>48542139
>head patting a boss is actually the secret to unlocking the 'hard mode' fight.
what if you propose to her instead?

>>48541255
I'm too depressed to enjoy this. Especially since you avoid (you)s

>>48542161
She probably thinks your mocking her OR wants you to prove yourself.
At which point the fight continues as normal OR goes hardmode

>>48542177
>wants you to prove yourself.
well fine, but when i win i will not only make her my wife but also make her wear cute and silly outfits

>>48542189
As shall be your right.
After all, if she didn't want to wear the ugly Christmas sweater she shouldn't have asked you to prove yourself.

well i managed to make it through Christmas without being jumped or sacked by momsters, Kiki even made a wonderful Christmas dinner so things are looking up

>>48542200
I imagine inlaws and family to be very huggy

>>48542200
>momsters
wait no I didn't mean to type that!

>>48542200
What if Meidri was there.

>>48542220
lmao

>>48542200
>Kiki even made a wonderful Christmas dinner so things are looking up
Fool, kiki was the one you should have been most wary of. That dinner is full of aphrodisiacs and she's gonna break all the beds with you

>>48542229
>gonna break all the beds with you
Good thing she has spares

>>48542233
>spares
Those will be broken too
Make sure to tell her to spare the couch since she will consider it a bed as well and break it

>>48542252
I question the monster girl economy. The bed makers must be quite well off.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my monster gave to me...
Twelve stabs of toxin,
Eleven loaves of shoggoth,
Ten titty milkshakes,
Nine ghouls a-nibbling,
Eight mushrooms raging,
Seven spider sweaters,
Six cuddlefucks,
FIIIIVE LIPSTICK RIIIINGGS!
...
Four daughters fawning,
Three greenworms mweeping,
Two twin collars,
AND ETERNAL
MATRIMOOONYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Hey, who spiked the eggnog!?

>>48542279
Do you think she'd charge two for one clients?

>>48542267
thats why you should invest in beds when monsters take over, though whether to make them unbreakable or not is another question

>>48539554
so how do i find woman who want cuddle with me

>>48542279
I've enjoyed seeing this everyday. Thanks anon.

>>48542296
He could have posted a lot more from other franchises.

>>48542279
Cheers anon

>>48542279
>Eleven loaves of shoggoth
My favorite!

On the day of the portal, what succu place are you going to first?

>>48542320
I'd be happy if it stayed on the fifth day. Sixth is good too. Hmm, second day is great as well...

I wish I could disappear into a hag sweater and just sleep
I'm just so world weary, holidays do nothing be highlight how alone I really am

>>48542077
One would've thought ya'll wasting money on that stupid NTR comic would've been the killing blow but apparently not.

>>48542382
idk what that is but sounds great. good for that guy.

>>48542404

>reach into stocking
>OW
>pull out and look in
>nothing
>...gotta get my orange...
>reach into stocking
>OW
>pull out and look in
>chesh kissu
>fucking cat
>this means war
>unzip
>put dick in the stocking
>nothing
>chesh walks into the living room with her coffee, biscuit, and bathrobe and asks me what the fuck is wrong with me

>>48542377
I feel that anon. I wish I had a cute deem to watch Klaus and cuddle with.

>>48542424
Soft winter blueberry

>>48542429
Nestled in tight under a fuzzy blanket

>demon trying to get you to sign her christmas card to her family to prove that she found a boy and is living with him
>you're WAY too smart for that

I got a box of fox.

>>48542424
Klaus is such a good goddamned movie too.

>>48542496
At this point I'd take it.

I only trust old, wise foxes

>>48542513
this and especially if she doesn't open her eyes and always has a smile
very trustworthy foxes

>>48542523
The foxes are exceptionally trustworthy, so I WILL sign their contract!
What could possibly go wrong?

>>48542496

>>48540726
But what about the Wurm Pit? Those girls aren't technically employed, they just showed up one day.

>>48542547
And they don't even have a permit but nobody can make them go away

>>48540340
nice. always love to see your work

>>48542279
<3 you for doing this. You are cute and funny Anon.

>>48542600
Cheers anon, glad you enjoyed it! Hope you had a great day.

>>48542279
On the twelfth day of CHESHIRE my CHESHIRE gave to me...
Twelve stabs of CHESHIRE,
Eleven loaves of CHESHIRE,
Ten CHESHIRE milkshakes,
Nine CHESHIRES nibbling,
Eight CHESHIRES raging,
Seven spider CHESHIRES,
Six cuddle CHESHIRES,
FIIIIVE CHESHIRE CHESHIRES!
...
Four CHESHIRES fawning,
Three CHESHIRES cheshing,
Two twin CHESHIRES,
AND ETERNAL
CHESHIRE-ITY!!!

>>48542624
holy fuck it's a chesonance cascade
run for your lives

>>48542629
it's too late
all is lost

>>48542545
>Joan Wick

Sure is dead in here.

>>48542637
it's too CHESHIRE
all is CHESHIRE

>>48542841
Portals opened

>>48542327
Nowhere; I'll *probably* be working and just following the news on Twitter or something. Might go home early just to see if anyone broke in and is waiting for me, but I wouldn't be expecting that.

The angels rejoiced last night.

Dear thread,

Christmas is nearly over. I hope you all had fun and Santa Claws got you a cute Marshmallow Cat from the other side of the portals. Now, please prepare to resume normal operations by posting pictures of your impeccably cleaned hands and penises, with bananas for scale.

Love,
T.C. Shire, esq.

>>48542904
A monster wanting to see my hands? Bet she wants to hold them
how lewd

>>48542941
I'm definitely a different poster, and it looks like this other poster you're talking about is some kind of human earth lawyer (boy), and thus not a mamono looking for ear scriches.

>>48542955
A boy earth lawyer? I don't buy it.
that profession has been completely taken over by primarily the following:
demons
devils
owl mages
dark mages
witches
familiars
bahamuts
sphinxes
anubis anubi?
foxes of all manners
dragons with some manners
hakutakus
wurms
danukis
and the husbands of all the above
this is either a mamono trying to trick me or the husband of a mamono trying to get me to date their wive's sister
I am NOT falling for it

>>48543130
There really should be more pics of a succ or a harpy or a dragon or whatnot where her wings are RESPLENDANT AND MAJESTIC, ideally to the point that other people around her are inconvenienced and annoyed by them. Like, she has the kind of 30' wingspan you'd expect from a harpy who can actually fly, and thus she has to work very hard to avoid bumping them into things.

Did you get everything you wanted this Christmas?

The color pattern that many creatures have with a darker color on the head, back, etc, plus a lightly colored underside/genital area is inherently lewd and monstergirls are always made sexier if this is incorporated into their design.

G'night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead remember that monster girls have all sorts of weird names for you.
Manswine
Lumberfoot
Manthing
And in the case of some species, hubby or mastah!
Though that former one does make the other girls a bit adgitated.

>monsters in kimono and silly little parasols are wandering around lost in your western town
>swallow your anxiety and go do a good deed
>"Excuse me, ladies. Hello. Do you need help?"
>"LOOKING FOR HAMBAGA"
>"SEX"
>"RESTAURAN KARE-RAISU?"
>"SEX!"
>"HAMBAGA"

how is your monwife going to mark you?

>>48543231
whatever you do, do not stare into the deep, bewitchingly beautiful eyes of the quiet one. you'll be in their hotel room half-naked by the time the spell breaks.

Dream about an imp:
>Taking with her
>Eventually have to go home to sleep
>Give her my number
>Go home
>Go to bed
>Wake up to her text bombing me
>30+ texts
>Most of them porn of herself
These girls have no chill

santa owes me a wurm

>>48542105
Oh hey I remember this stuff!
>no nemesis to call me manswine
Sad.

>>48540340
Thanks for the story. Merry Christmas.

>extreme lack of Krampus posting these last few days

>>48543445
the population of bachelorette krampii has plummeted dramatically recently, and the men most knowledgeable in them have been suspiciously absent

I suspect foul play

>>48543445
just give it a few months, then you will see krampus posting their daughters and their kiss marked husbands

>>48543445
If I post krampus before Christmas is over, she'll find me

Everyone's focused on the krampi. Me? I'm going for those lovely whitehorns!

>>48543501
>lovely whitehorns
they are all unhinged hags that will drag you to their rape dens if you look at them

>>48543521
Lies and slander!

>>48543501
I eat deer. I couldn't marry one

>>48543530
then go say hi to a whitehorn
100% she'll gobble you up and make a honest man out of you

Christmas is over, when is the scary goat going away

Bro Demons absolutely cannot be trusted. She knew damn well that was not what I meant by wormhole.
On the bright side Tau Ceti has a habitable planet. Pretty nice place.

>>48543652
26th still counts as Christmas

>>48543652
>when is the scary goat going away
Lol... lmao even

Someone mentioned a story about dreadnought and MGE in the last thread, where can I find it?

>>48543436
Cheers anon, I hope you had a great one.

Cheshire sucks!
Except mine

>>48543898
She probably would suck if you asked.

>>48543521
>>48543547
how can a mere prey animal be any threat to the Apex Predator that is a human? I'll just take her to MY rape den first!

>>48543781
It wasn't a good story, do not waste time on it

>>48543922
>I'll just take her to MY rape den first!
That's the thing
Her rape den is YOUR rape den!
Hope you like a change of leadership for your rape den

>>48543898
loli cheshires do things to me

>>48543925
I still want to read it, it could be a good laugh. Do you have a link or something

>>48543935
Being ironically stupid is still being stupid.
If you want to read about hamwarmer mechs killing anime girls go on /tg/ or spacebattles and never return here.

>>48543935
You won't find it because I never post it expect for the introduction part to get feedbacks. It was never about killing mamonos, the exact contrary but I can't write and the feedback were negative so I canned it. Happy?

>>48543898
Your Cheshire blows

>>48544058
only for me

Guys, you need to stop calling a white horn's cottage a "rape den." She puts a lot of effort into sprucing the place up and making it cozy, amenable, and romantically lit. She has some priceless antique furniture, too. Real demonwood, you don't see that too often these days. And her grandmother knitted that doily. You'll consent once you taste her hot cocoa, and you might flatter her enough to escape if you call it a love lodge.

>>48544142
Isn't that just Old Man Gunderson's ski-lodge? The one with the crooked chimney? Yeah, and the lock was clearly broken, does Gunderson know she's using it as a rape den?

uh oh anon looks like you've been cornered by a pack of pyrows who are going to drag you off for an intense, 4 hour session of the hit arcade beat-em-up Mamono Magi: Knightfall

>>48544690
I would be deeply uncomfortable with that and wouldn't be able to cut loose and enjoy myself without wondering when the JKs were going to blackmail me and take all my money and post embarrassing photos of me on the internet.

>>48544718
>blackmail me and take all my money and post embarrassing photos of me on the internet
In hindsight that sounds a lot like getting married.

>>48544690
>pyrows show you monster vidya
>wtf is this controller
>they tell you you play it with your dick
>annoyingly believable
>it's ok and everybody does it!! yeah it's fine!
>when in rome right
>you're now pantsless in the arcade, just like in your dreams
>ok now what
>do I just..?
>you're now being laughed at by a bunch of girls, just like in your dreams
>apologize later by letting you fuck them round robin on the pinball machine

>>48544690
but I have an exam to study for

Goooooooooooooooooooooood Morning, Americans!
That's right, bitches! We all survived Christmas.
It is now BOXING DAY. A weird Bri'ish 'oliday about putting stuff in boxes or something.
POST
MAMONO
IN
BOXES

how about me in mamono box

>>48544690
This is bullshit, my disguise was perfect. How could they possibly have known I was the spy?

>>48545184
Well, it's a blue board, but if you wanna take a 3 day vacay from posting, be my guest!

Need shirohebi girl smell right now!

>>48545127

>>48545020
to bad nerd now CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tYWKwIJEJc

>>48545020
On Boxing Day? Not likely, nerd.

>>48545449
But it's a Phy. Ed. class!

>>48545425
me too grug brained for Magi Purple shadow play or Magi Blue form shifting, me stick with Magi Red combo gameplay

.... well? arent you going to help her?

>>48545892
So do I rub her with sandpaper or what?

Give me spooky elves or give me death

>>48545911
No, that'll scuff her brand-new scales! You have to use your hands or other soft objects to help her remove the old skin.
Also, if a snek is removing her skin in front of you, it's a VERY intimate moment. If you help her with it, it's even MORE intimate. You are basically married at that point.

>>48545911
you've earned yourself a day in coil jail with that joke.

>>48545892
I don't even know her. How did she get into my house?

>>48546007
You're just very lucky!

>>48545995
Let's be real. I would work pretty hard to get INTO coil jail with a snek like that as my warden.

>>48546007
you're her government mandated body warmer. its very hard for Lamias to heat up their cold-blooded snake half on their own during winter. which is why they're given the address of compatible bachelors with excess body heat.

>>48546059
I keep a space heater next to my bed for maximum warmth and comfiness in the winter months.
... I'm snekbait, aren't I?

>>48546086
the bids ar- i mean. the government agents are likely looking for your match as we're speaking.

>>48546115
I hope she's a freaky goth snek.

>>48544916
>They didn't grope his dick and make video game mouth sounds
What a bunch of dorks! Some people are just too messy.

I like crunchy
I like meaty
Tender centers satisfies completely
I like salmon
I like chicken
Tender centers means twice the licking
Now you know,
Twice the meow means
Meow mix tender centers

(Meow Meow meow meow)
(meow meow meow meow)
(meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow)
(Meow meow meow meow)
(Meow meow meow meow)
(meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow)
(meow meow meow)
(meow meow meow)
(meow meow meow meow meow meow)

turns out Miss Hellhound is a huge fan of Scooby Doo

how wealthy is your monfu? are you going to live the rest of your life in carefree luxury? or will you continue wageslaving, only now with a fulfilling life outside of work?

>>48546059
Instructions unclear hugging snake.

https://exhentai.org/g/3171405/8c1863c2b5/
We got some lolibaba grandma goodness

>>48546668
>still no female:pregnant$
pass

Hos

>>48546882
>didn't get to spend christmas pinned under horse wife
I can't hold out much longer..

>>48546904
Good goal for 2026.

>>48546882
why does she have a bandage around her leg?
I better cuddle with her and make sure shes okay

>>48547049
She is obviously a gift waiting to be unwrapped

>>48547075
shame I gotta wait a week then for the last night of hanukkah

>>48546668
I do wonder why you bother posting these.

>>48546998
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>>48547374
All I want for christmas is my dormouse back.

>>48546502
i think they were clear enough, considering that you followed them to a T

Fat winter monsters?

>>48547629
Yeah, sure, sure. Those icy, wintery waters require lots of blubber

Here comes the bride.
All dressed in black.

>>48547782
More.

>>48547770
>>>/vg/

>>48547796

I deserve to get grabbed by a lonely monster

You have been visited by a dog.

>>48547770
Where monster girl?

>>48547829
You wouldn't a STUMPED girl

>>48547888
Same place as this dark mage.

>>48547899
I didn't ask for your opinion, irish schizo

>>48547904
If you don't like it you can leave.

>>48547917
>you can leave
Micky boy, I'm not the one here having weekly mental breakdowns over being bullied by the local autismos.

>>48547938

>>48547400
Unfortunately, that's not possible. You should know what happens when something goes to stomach. That dormouse is fertilizer now.

>>48547938
>We're bullying the mick
That dude has been clowning on this thread for well over a year now. He's a Grade A troll. Just ignore him. Feeding trolls make them stronger.

>>48547893
Correct, I wouldnt

>>48548007
>clowning on this thread
It's not clowning when you have actual mental breakdowns and start crying over thread being "cunts" to you. And bullying him is how he ends up reverting to the pity begging mode from the pretend ebin troll facade he tries to maintain.
Though good job enabling him by calling him some kind of a mastermind troll, when it's just a broken lonely schizo with far too much time on his hands.

>>48548048
Just take the L and filter him out. You gain nothing by making him stronger with attention.

>>48548062
>You lost, stop bullying him.....
Kek, how adorable.

>>48548068
Just saying. You wonder why he never leaves, it's because you all give him attention. No interaction == boredom. You don't get rid of trolls by feeding them. Starve him and he'll find some other place to be a nuisance. You're not winning when you play with his shit. You just stink like him. These sorts of autists thrive off of attention; it's like a drug for them. They'll take whatever they can get, positive or negative.

>>48548095
I've tried telling people this for years but they never listen

>>48548095
>it's because you all give him attention.
>Starve him and he'll find some other place to be a nuisance.
You're applying logic to his behavior when the entire reason he's here makes no fucking sense in the first place.

>>48548132
No. He's here for attention. Simple as that. Just don't give it to him.

>>48548150
>He's here for attention.
From people who wouldn't give a shit if this thread burned down.

>>48548095
You're the first person I've seen to say this retard's clowning on anyone and not just a shitter from /vg/ throwing a tantrum
>>/jp/thread/46016955#p46023911
He's not just doing this for attention. He actually is a mentally ill, obsessed furfag

>>48548095
>just ignore him! he'll go away!
>fills up the thread with furshit
>.
>..
>...
>Why cant I post scat furshit monsterboy here? It was always allowed! You never said anything about it earlier!
You're absolutely fucking retarded

Aren't muscles just the best.

>>48548177
Spamming can be reported. All attention is encouragement. This is what you refuse, REFUSE to understand about the psychology of these people: no matter how mean you are, no matter how many times you call them names and tell them to kill themselves or fuck off, they like it. They love it. The more of a reaction they get out of you the better. You're basically giving free dopamine hits every time you do anything other than report & ignore.

>>48548177
Well when he's still here in 3 years, just remember this conversation.

Filter:
Schizo
Mick
Irish
Cait Sith
Fag*
And whatever other buzz words they both like to use and the threads get much nicer. Just saying. Worked for me for years, and really improved my enjoyment talking here.

Now back to cute monsters in boxes please.

>>48548198
>Spamming can be reported.
lol
lmao

>All these posts out of nowhere begging people to stop picking on the furfag
You love to see it, dont lie

>>48548226
It's the usual retard crew trying to change this thread because
>muh gatekeeping bad
It's funny how they fail to realize there is zero difference between their meta posting and the meta posting they complain about

>>48548201
I remember the "conversation" 2 years ago when he said he'd kill the thread because KC didnt draw furshit for him, if that helps any

Sticking your head in the sand has never fixed anything.

Reminder that the only way to deal with truly obsessed and insane shitposters, mass ban evaders, coordinated raiders, etc is to take it to the mods through official channels with examples and evidence.

>>48548201
you cant ignore furries, they use your silence as a confirmation of acceptance.
then if you decide to tell them to fuck off later they say "buh it was always allowed!!"

>munch munch munch
>"Thank you Anon for all the attention you give me!"
>"I'm yours forever!"

>>48548245
They need to be well fed to have the nice figure.

>When you show her your investment portfolio and its properly diversified

>>48548198
actually it cant, if you report all of the spam your reports get filtered for being spammed.

>>48548048
Oh yeah, loads of breakdowns. Totally lost confidence in any ability I have to make stuff.
That >>48548161
here isn't my best. I sure get stilted when i get depressed.

>>48548267
mick, you're mad that ONE guy wont draw your furshit.
even KC admits that the siths are a mistake.
i beg you to just move the fuck on with your life.

Cait siths are not the worst girl in the Monster Girl Encyclopedia.

That title belongs to this "girl".

>>48548267
>Totally lost confidence in any ability I have to make stuff.
Apparently, you did lmao
https://files.catbox.moe/vnq0sd.jpg
Even outside of this thread anons ignore your shit because everyone knows you're a schizo shitposter, you've managed to become a pariah among the monster girl fandom on imageboards.
Well done!

I didn't know there are cows eager to protect you, but I found this one and really like her.

Anyone get good loot for the holiday?

>>48548282
No I'm not. It's because I suck at making monster girls . I would have liked him to draw one though.

>>48548286
I would definitely cum inside

>>48548336
No but I got to deliver a pair of socks from my mom to my brother so at least I got to touch someone else's loot

>>48548336
I got a bible and a crucifix to help ward off evil, vile demons and their lackeys!
I will never succumb to their evil temptations!

>>48548336
All I got was this "blessed ring of ### #######"
I don't know what the blanked out part is but it gives me +2 str, +4 endurance in exchange for making me hungrier 5% faster.
Seems like a pretty good trade if you ask me.
No clue why its marked as "cursed" though when it clearly says blessed with benefits that far outweigh the cost .

>>48548282
When did KC ever admit they were a mistake?

>>48548336
I got a bottle of whiskey that should last me until new year's eve.

>>48548326
I will now consider hellwans

>>48548375
The programmers must have been lazy and didn't bother coding in a separate "blessed" parameter.

>>48548286
Cait Sith are easily the worst of the cat mamono. Alps are just GS bait.

>>48548428
They're both the worst of MGE, but for different reasons.

>>48548428
They're more popular than these cats

>>48548447
Sphinx deserves better.

>>48548366
Can't spell succumb without succ. The same is also true for success. Coincidence? I think not.

>>48548457
Succulent

>>48548447
I doubt that very much. Riddlecats are pretty banging.

>>48548336
Yes but I gift it to myself so I don't know if it counts

>You fool! Now that I understand kindness I can rule the world... because I know exactly what NOT to be!

>>48548510
Be kind or no ear scratches and horn polishing

>>48548510
And then she wonders why she got coal for Christmas.

>>48548520
>give a dragon some coal
>oh yeah, this used to be birch, that's well burnt
How did she know? Does she even know, or is she just messing with me?

>>48548445
I'm going to politely agree to disagree on that one. Alps have their niche, and Cait Sith being the worst of the cat monsters doesn't make them the worst monster ever.

That goes to Kesaran Pasaran because nobody fucking remembers she even exists.

>>48548510
I can fix her

>>48548336
>>48548366
I got a cute deem commission from a nice artist. Can't wait to show it off when it's done.