/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>48547634
Does amazon.co.jp only have the front cover? I searched for T28-625 and can only see the front.

>>48547669
>>48547676
Fuck you!
My new WIFE deserved to be in the OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbRCveJ5ifs

God she's ugly

>>48541697
>/jav/ Marriage Survey Gacha
>==SESSION 13 RESULTS==

>>48547784
Your soul is ugly.

>>48547784
remu...

>>48547669
She looks like she gives very comfy hugs.

>>48547669
Are those oppai real?

>>48547875
As real as her nose

>>48547885
>>48547784
All this hate because you failed to redeem her properly, huh.

>>48547684
yes

>>48547784
no

>>48547875
yes

>>48547885
no

>>48547885
is that more or less real than her social media follower count?

Jav is literally dying

>>48547973
What do nips think of this? It's so obvious when javlets have like 1m+ followers and barely scratch the top 50/100 sale rankings months after months.

>>48547978
that's what this skinny creep gets for raping his own son

The day after Christmas and nobody wants to celebrate their redeems before the "Grand Finale Gacha"?

>>48547997
he was possessed by a malevolent sexo spirit, please understand

>>48547994
Those just aren't the same thing at all. If you want to see if an account is legit, check engagement on their posts.

Who will be the sir most likely to REDEEM the last of the BIG Three?

>>48548004
"Grand Finale"
Its all cheaters with alts and a racist organizer
No one cares anymore

>>48547978
ahhhh thats not how you place the leads

>>48548004
i was gonna post my harem collection after new years because it feels weird celebrating like... the 12th round leftover claims
also a severe lack of sfw photos from my late picks

>>48548059
>i was gonna post my harem collection after new years
Well enough.
Still I don't consider some of those redeems last session "leftovers".

>>48548037
Give it a rest!
You have been trying to sabotage everyone's enjoyment since you got expelled from the game.

>>48548136
Is she gaining weight back to her prior? With fake tits she looked better with some mass on her bones

>>48548151
Sadly no.

>>48548151
She seems to have gotten a little better. I don't expect her to go back to super thicc but with the proper steps we will get her back to a healthy acceptable weight.

>sirs think Ai Uehara actually fucked "fans"
come on lads, we all know it's all FAKE

>>48548004
I'll definitely fkn enjoy my new wife tonight, don't worry about it.

>>48548004
If I don't post is because I'm busy fapping to my wives after work

>>48548219
Can you prove that Ai didn't actually fuck her fans though?

>>48548297
Unironically one of my favourites of all time. It's all so silly, her acting is funny, and she's so thick. I don't really care for the pen drawing but eh.

i was one of the fans and i was there
AMA

only yua fucked real fans, because everyone is her real fan

i am my own fan.

>>48548309
>because everyone is her real fan
Yua Mikami is old news!
Everybody has moved on to greener pastures.

I'll forever be a fan of Marina Shirashi, I don't care what happens.

>>48548338
she skelegton now

>>48548219
even sirs here know surprisingly little about JAV and people outside this thread know even less. i assume you're talking about that thread on /v/ so it checks out

the real tragedy is no one redeeming TABUCHI-DONO

>>48548338
I feel the pain of your loss but...she was skirting too close to death.

>>48548355
She never recovered from Magnum's retirement.

>>48548342
>>48548355
Don't care, she still has those heart warming expressions and playful teasing eyes. I watched her debut again recently and it's crazy how little she's really changed in that regard.

>>48548343
yes, i'm talking about that thread. kek

>>48548343
>sirs here know surprisingly little about JAV and people outside this thread know even less.
Not surprising.
Zoomers ruin everything and refuse to educate themselves properly.

>>48548360
Thieving bitch!
They should have sent her ass to L.A. to get spit roasted by Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, and Jack.

>>48548353
If you want Tabuchi so much you can redeem him yourself. I have bigger fish to fry.

>>48548390
those names sound lame as fuck, they should use the danyu name generator

>>48548136
I never cheated

>>48548390
My household is somehow very rich lately haha.

>>48548473
Chat GPT bot farming for (you)s again I see.
With the same image it posts every thread.

>>48548497
are you new on 4chan?

>>48548497
bro, this is a GENERAL. most posters are REGULARS
they will, mostly, talk and post the same thing all the time

>>48548438
Then why do you keep lashing out at the gacha and Gacha Bro?

>>48548526
Cuz yall racist cheaters

>>48548522
>talk and post the same thing all the time
Not as much as the BOG poster does. It's as if he is trying to drive up thread discussion about the negatives rather than the positives. Why these targeted attacks on every girl that gets adjusted or loses weight? Why not just ignore bad promote the good? I want to be around positive sirs who I can actually discuss AV with who can keep an open mind. Sweet god I miss Scanlover and Oppaitime.

>>48548570
Fuck off Dr.Kim

>>48548570
most of the positive discussion i see is about hags and slampigs
everyone else is predictable, doomer shit

>>48548507
>>48548522
What happened?
What was deleted?

>>48548590
because hags rarely ruin themselves

>>48548548
>>48548438
>>48548037
Still crying?

>>48548595
4chan detected he was bot

>>48548610
there's probably a lot to complain about but hagposters make the decision not to

miru doesn't want you to cheat on her

What are some javs that make you like pic related after busting?

How do you increase your libido?

>>48548698
If the game "House Party" is to believed - get very drunk, and get blown by a bald dude named Frank.

>>48548622
wait 4chan can find that abouts us?

>>48548698
stop busting 4x a day every day
Go on no fap for 90 days to reset to your 14 year old horniness

>>48548697
GASO-
GAOR-

They're all too cute!

>>48548731
for a sir named Mandible, your harem needs more miso

>>48548698
it's a lame answer but honestly just by being a healthier human overall more generally

>>48548698
this >>48548736

didn't even give me the (You)...
fkn benchod

>>48548004
Yeah, I succesfully fapped to Mion Sonoda

>>48548697

>>48548792
Somehow she reminds me of Rei Kimura

Buying a 1911 and putting sweetheart grips on it.
Which javfu's Pic should I put

>>48549016
how is anyone supposed to know who you like?

i'm reporting this vinegar bitch to the IRS

>>48549016
>Which javfu
uhhhhhhhh how about YOUR javfu?
you DO watch JAV, right??

>>48549025
Who would (YOU) put

My captcha was cool

>>48549032
that's easy, I would put my javfu (not yours)

>>48549025
>>48549031
Just like when you retarded niggas ask what moment of a jav I busted to and then you go watch that

I will put your wife in my gun and shoot a lead load

>>48549016
>>48549041
wat

wHaT? WhAt?

https://www.instagram.com/p/DECgjvqh2wv/?img_index=1

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!

>>48549016
you don't even watch JAV. you just wanted an excuse to talk about firearms

I think Suzu Honjo is the most beautiful woman

i agree.

>>48549076
her beauty is indeed garroteing

i love watching divas(girl who thinks she is too good for JAV/stoic) opening up to pleasure

codes for this feel?

>>48549016

>>48549112
Who the heckin Frick is this
She looks like Paul Dano

>>48549076
She has a very beautiful anus too

>>48549127
Paul Dano is SEXY

>>48548615
She looks pure

>>48547997
>mfw i was literally self-inserting as the son before that happened
i feel violated.

>>48547669
Saars, I've seen some recent releases with Kanna Shinozaki's name and appearance in the video. Did she come out of retirement or are the benchod studios just re-releasing old scenes of hers?

>>48549148
What the fuck are you referring to

Being hyped for porn feels so strange. It's the first time I've jacked it to a preview video multiple times while waiting for a release.

Bought a cheap laptop strickly for jacking off
I been jacking in bed using a tablet and missav
NO MORE

It's back to jav guru for me

>>48549214
DVRT-012, final scene

>>48549183
compilations

last time i was hyped for jav was the chinese girl that never came out

>>48549218
Jesus fucking Christ she looks so much like Hana Kotone

>>48549028
she's already divorced so the irs can't stop her. but you could try ICE since she's divorced and i don't think her green card allows sex work.

>>48549218
>>48549246
Shoyu version of GRINfu

>>48549228
this sounds awkward. if you need speed scrolling why don't you just buy a wireless mouse and connect your tv to your pc?

>>48549255
Fuck dumpling for getting her

Where do most of you get your favorite JAVfus photosets these days? I want to make marriage certificate for my wives but want to use high quality images not questionable quality twitter or Instagram stuff.

>>48549288
Why should we help you? You don't even like Nao

>>48549296
Just because I used an image of Marmalade'-kun's wife doesn't make me Marmalade-kun.

>>48549261
I want the screen 3 inches from my face

I bet Marmalade hits half of his wives and burns them on the stove

>>48549218
I never nut to trailers, but I did for the upcoming Rena kino. For me, it's belligerent does, and next month I get Rena Miyashita squirming and getting Takued and Karen Kaede getting lockerslammed and ogred.

>>48549288
>google images
>japanese name of the actress
>Tools
>Size: Big

>>48549329
She looks indifferent as fuck to Taku's face licking.

>>48549329
>>48549345
shhh... she's in her happy place

>>48549334
>Size: Big
hmmmm not anymore, sweetie

Kotone invented smiling

>>48549379
she's gonna CHANGE jav forever
you heard it here first.

>>48549379
another case of "Shoyu girl doing JAV but if she did streaming/youtube she would make so much more money"

she's so fucking mid, i bet she'll be huge in shikoku

>>48549288
I didn't know they did a live action of this piece of kino

>MIMK-138

>>48549419
>>48549288

My bad
Didn't mean to reply to you

don't you dare take that (you) away from me

>>48549412
She is a newbie (thus beneath my notice) but her body is certainly not mid.

>>48549431
If that really is (you)
I use javhd.pics for my semi hd waifu photos

>>48549314
iPad Pro on my chest is how I do it.
>>48549345
I like it when they try to play tough. Will she ever cry though? She also takes a squirming facial in the next scene. Can't fkn wait.

This bitch got me busting to just kissing scenes
I don't need to look up lesbian gokkun gangbangs anymore

I just need to see this skeletal hag kiss the main character (me) with her eyes open

How much more powerful can S1's roster get in 2025?

>S1 20th Anniversary Commemoration: The Strongest Tag Team in the History of the AV Industry: The World's Top Actresses Providing the Ultimate Service: Super S1 Class Harem Full Course SONE-565

>>48549504
they can make some trades, trade yu tano for momozone, trade saika for remu

>trading the best selling javlet
how stupid can remukeks be?

>>48549534
Yu Tano>those other three

>>48549412
Top Ten Villains Who Were Actually Right
1. magnet
2. thanos
3. joker
4. ozymandias
5. eren
6. miru posters

>>48549542
you know why rice is the best selling food? because it's cheap

learn your place

>>48549572
whos the grandma on the right?

>>48549583
Miru

god bless Saki Okuda

>>48549583
Saki Okuda

>>48549572
whos the homewrecker on the right?

>>48544397
I don't get it. Pls explain?

>>48549623
She is a fusion between two well known Javfus posted here.

It's like I'm actually in /jav/!

huh?!

>>48549640
For reference.
https://zch-vip.com/archives/61986707.html

The comment section is quite enlightening.

>>48549288
Go to www.av-event.jp and put their name in the search bar. A lot of studios upload high quality photos to this website. Some will even upload the DVD cover image without the text.

>>48548210
*hits pipe*

>>48549645
yeah, man, like, i don't speak nipponise, ok?

>>48549659
Just use google translate.

>>48549645
>>48549669
>>48549659
Like this!

>>48549218
Hi the second pic from the special site came out yet? Please respond.

>>48549645

>>48549214
Just ask me if I can show you, smdh.
https://loopvid.kastden.org/#cb/1jo93z

Just 45 more minutes
Then I can get off work and watch jav

>>48549693
Who did you redeem in the gacha?

>>48549645
Japs are fucking INSANE!

>>48549392
These bitches are dumb af and I love watching them get fucked on camera. I'm glad they aren't entrepreneurial enough to NOT resort to porn.

>>48549684
No idea.

>>48549692
I only wanted to know
I didn't want to see
And now
I've done both

>>48549645
They are taking a lot of shots at Karen Kaede's new face, lol.

>>48549705
i told you she was ugly

>>48549646
Can't find shit sir.

>>48549218
The last time I did that was with TEK-077.

>>48549692
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH WTF FUUKABRO PLS SAAAVE ME

>>48549684
see
>>48549379

>>48549692
jesus cristiano ronaldo...

>>48549645
It seems a few of them dislike the same face too.

>>48549692
wait was that in the script? KEK

>>48549717
Oh fuck off!

Yipeeeeeeeeee

>>48549682
What extension is that?

>>48549646
>Go to www.av-event.jp and put their name in the search bar.
Thanks, anon.
Still looking for all of my wife's new photo books so every bit helps.

>>48549750
Google Translate extension in Google Chrome.

>>48549733
yuck

We need 9/11 jav

>>48549771
Miyu is NOT my wife but I will slap the taste out of your mouth in Salad Ishikawa's place if you disrespect her any further.

shes fucking beautiful jesus christ

>>48549796
baby cchocco?

>>48549782
Umm sweatie???

>>48549802
It's waterbottlegirl you fucking blind donkey.

>>48549802
Enough that!
There will only ever be one Choco.
Just like there will only ever be one Nao Jinguji.

them bitches all look the same!!

>>48549818
damn she should eat more at Jollibee

>>48549796
She's plain.

>>48549832
Prettier than miru.

>>48549838
My dog is prettier than miru.

>>48549851
Post it coward.

>>48549838
yet miru is the one on your mind

>>48549851
your dog a bitch too?

>>48549859
Yeah cos you're the only retard who will jump at any chance to attack a girl who isn't that egghead loser.

us

>>48549900
Ugly.

i'm a huge partaker btw

>>48549900
Id eat her puke and piss

>>48549900
You single redeeming motherfuckers piss me off something fierce. Divorce her nao!

What is her magnum opus?

>>48550036

Pochari saars, is there like a comprehensive list of good Pochari javfus, or perhaps a list of must-watch codes?

>>48550036
>>48550042
Ai Ito za watamerron

Is today a no leak day? x18r got nothing new

>>48550136
My day is ruined!

she fkn mock small dicks the disrespectful cunt!

love this skinny hoe

JAV about a guy who wears pink panties and lets it appear over his pants so cute girls can look at it and laugh with their friends haha?

>>48550155
post christmas morning ruined!

would breastfeed

wtf is a leak day

>>48550209
everyday is a good day to goon to jav and leak precum my friend

>>48549691
holy based

anyone else GASOgooning right now?

>>48550401
that's the most low iq meme to come out of this general

>>48550408
Wormposting already exists

>>48550197
tfw i have bigger breasts than Umi

>>48550408
that's literally the joke, you fucking autistic retard.

>>48550420
wormposting isnt a meme, its a lifestyle

>>48548004
My Matsuri Kiritani's hoard is not currently plugged in my hdd
Got the one containing Ichinose Suzu and Sana Matsunaga though

>>48548297
My god what an ass!!

Which hag gives the best titjobs?

>>48550073
Sir, you're unbelievably lazy. Unwilling to do your own research for the gacha. I bet you unironically watch jufd-862 on repeat. And yet you still need help remembering that Ayano Nana existed.
You'd never be able to defeat an experienced wizard like me who can conjure ancient magics like the spell of Kanzaki Sasa Uncensored Leak which could annihilate your entire lineage.

https://litter.catbox.moe/nht0tb.webm kakuremi no jutsu

How many hours before meeting your family for Christmas did you bust to jav?

>>48550477
Sar I already have a list of favorites, I just didn't post it like a Dalit.
Reo Fujisawa
Kanna Shinozaka
Yukari Orihara
Umi Mitoma
Yurika
Miwa Kojima
Yuna from MOT-246
June Lovejoy
Iori Yuki
Yuki Mihane
Emi Sugaya
Nina Nishimura
Itsuki Maino

>I bet you unironically watch jufd-862
Grave and untrue accusations, sar. I am not a partaker in socio-economics.

Jav is in my room
Is watching me sleep

>>48550467
nene

>>48549572
>the paddling of the swollen ass, with paddles

Been chasing this dragon since I saw it but nothing compares.

>>48550193
I love skinny pretty bitches.

>>48550167
I love Remu's laugh.

>>48550467
https://litter.catbox.moe/onvvlj.webm

Reiko Nakamori

>>48550451
Why asían girls keep developing bigger and rounder asses each new generatión? Is the change to a western diet rich un protein maybe?

>>48550800
>>48550193
She'd be prettier if she gained some weight.

>>48550758
There's a cock in that picture.

>>48550914
yeah didn't realize it initially.
It's BF-455 if anyone is wondering

fat bitch says marry christmess

>>48550818
*enhance*
she married some disgusting and pathetic table top nerd? and she still has to do porn? these girls really need some therapy and life coaches on their side.
>Why asían girls keep developing bigger and rounder asses each new generatión? Is the change to a western diet rich un protein maybe?
so pic unrelated?

>>48550818
>>48550964
who is that bitch haha?

>>48549288
she looks luke a k-drama actress here

Happy holidays sirs!

So this year, I am thankful that you suggested two codes in particular:

> T28-434 (where an introvert guy is left home alone with his nympho sisters who tease, humiliate, and sexually use him)

> SDDE-372 (where a brother reluctantly takes care of the sexual needs of the women in his large, busy family, to the point where he has no time to do things for himself like study or eat breakfast)

Are there any other codes you suggest which concern one guy having the duty of servicing a large group of women (family or otherwise) out of some sort of obligation or because they want to tease him or boss him around? English subtitles would be welcome, and uncensored especially so if possible

>>48550979
Yeah the ugly shovel-faced side character.

Yua Mikami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XL-CAjG1BU

Anybody has the code for "Moody's bangin bus 2016"?

>>48551026
pretty sure this is from like half a year ago.
i made this alien screenshot of it.
she looks like a dried salamander now.

>>48549817
But she doesn't look like an auschwitz denizen there

>>48550895
She was definitely prettier when she started abd had slightly more weight

>>48551075
she fkn rubbery

>>48549733
Absolutely adorable
Still salty I didn't get her

>>48551071
Don't think they made it in 2016
MIRD-141 at 2014 was the last one before a hiatus (jfc a decade ago)

>>48550136
no haishin day because of tuesday v
do you even fkn enjoy japenis adult videos as a lifestyle saar?

>>48551102
eh sorry it seems like they made MIRD-159 in 2016
delisted apparently, that's why I forgor

>>48551075
>Now
More like after 2019

>>48549288
damn... code?

>>48549288
everia and x-idol

>no releases on tuesday
>that means huge mega dump next time
it took me two months to catch up from the last one.

>>48549705
Asians crave the plastic

>>48550420
>>48550432
The Worm is streaming by the way
https://www.twitch.tv/usagimochi_cousei_huka_

I miss that prestige series where the girl is playing as herself but she's in a relationship on top of being a jav idol, and her boyfriend goes to her events and she acts like she doesn't know him. Then there's salvage sex and he cums on her face and she has to go back, and act like nothing happened

Honestly prestige had some banger series (sports manager pet, buy a house and get the realtor as sex slave, a meteorite is going to end earth lets fuck like crazy monkeys, etc) I wonder why they don't go back to those

>>48551185
Sirs...
I'm the only person on Earth watching the Worm...

Oh no haha

it's friday where's the fucking new porno

>>48550666
Sorry for the misunderstanding sir. Please kindly take my apologies home to your family. I now see that you are properly prepared and experienced. Out of respect for you I hope you will enjoy this clip of my future trip to the bahamas where I go scuba diving with no tank.

https://litter.catbox.moe/01jht8.webm

>>48550964
You seriously believe that's not a big round ass?

>>48551340
>wake up
>it's a tuesday V
Well, more time for my new wives i guess...

>>48551511
>>48551138
>>48551106
can someone explain the friday = tuesday joke? i don't understand 99% of the memes posted here

>>48551548
It's explained in the FAQ. To make it simple for riatards:
- Fridays = digital releases
- Tuesdays = physical releases from the prior friday + new trailers
Most big studios follow this four-weekly schedule which is why we say Tuesday I/II/III/IV for each week.

>>48550818
You can thank Monsanto for that

Javs that make you go like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM88KhLw0oA&ab_channel=Growl

>>48550477
for archivists of the future: the webm was literally a whale getting groped and me as a contemporary witness, puked a little in his mouth after seeing this

>>48551110
wasnt it delisted because that one sir went lunatic and stalked/attacked an idolet?

he also appeared in MIAD-692

>>48551930
wtf he was in jav?
>This led him to declare on his blog that women who appear in pornography should "commit suicide."
>Iwazaki had also appeared in one of Yui Hatano's pornographic films, titled Real Amateurs on a Virgin Graduation Bus Tour
kek he should commit suicide.

>>48551930
>>48551982
>dude stabs a qtpatooie instead of a boggo like EWWKA
yikes

>>48552009
sir, pls understand, that when it happened, the real ewwmis were still in our heart and not face

Why aren’t you picking her?

>>48552026
Kirara was already here.

>>48552030
A Sir should pick both her and Hatano in the last round

Good Afternoon, sirs.

It is with a heavy heart that I make the following public service announcement:
It is a dreaded Long Month© with an occurrence of Tuesday V (i.e. a month with a "fifth Tuesday") which means no haishin (digital pre-release) today for the usual DMM/FANZA (WILL) owned ecosystem of subsidiary studios (besides some COMPLETE BEST omnibus compilation releases but nobody cares about those).

Note: there may still be new releases from studios outside the aforementioned, more standardised DMM/FANZA (WILL) ecosystem unaccounted for in this post. Please proactively share them with your struggling, famished, parched fellow sirs.

How's everyone feeling?

---

also, for reference, the Long Months for the coming year are as follows:
>April '25
>July '25
>September '25
>December '25
It is highly recommended to make any necessary arrangements well in advance.

---

PS: remember Gacha is on Monday as planned with results on New Years Day — have a good weekend, sirs!

>>48552030
free legend just hanging out for multiple rounds
would not be the case if Aika or Yui were available

I haven't stopped consummating since...

>>48552245
i cant make it

>>48552303
same here
unlike any prior round

Either retire those fat fucks who can't get hard like Goro or drug them before scenes, I can't deal with such missed potential titles due the male actors not being able to do shit

>>48552245
why did it feel like every other month this year was a long month^tm

>>48552245
wtfh! why are you leaving?
are you safe? are you alright?

>>48552321
you need to be strong for your household, sir

>>48552443
looks like 2024 was
>January '24
>April '24
>July '24
>October '24
>December '24
5 out of 12 but pretty high concentration of them towards the end of this year which might give that feeling

>>48552445
don't worry! just unreliable internet over the weekend due to landslides and tiger attacks in the village as usual, sir

>>48552623
huh ok?

you dont have to lie to us sir, If you have a weekend full of sexxo, just say so. No need to speak bad about tigers

I fucking knew he was a sexhaver...and not the monetary exchange kind like myself. I bet he has a healthy relationship with a female companion...disgusting

>>48551237
for the love of god worm
please go to lawson and beg for forgiveness

After two long days I'm back home and can finally consummate my marriage. Today I will be delving into the wildest of jungles and most verdant of rainforests.

>>48552719
its even sad² because sir posted she was streaming, and even /jav/ was not interested

>>48552245
Good day sir, I've fallen behind quite a bit with the gacha on the latest releases so this will allow me to catch up. Have a nice weekend.

>>48552735
man imagine strangling them while you sodomize them

>>48552746
he needs to spam link next time
i would have tuned in

>>48552747
>Literally me, watching my dad get ready before leaving us forever
This webm triggered a memory I thought I had lost... Wat do now? Jav for this kind of feeling?

>>48552746
I was sleeping, i'll catch up with the vod.

>>48552768
put that memory back where you found it

>>48552763
>collective of /jav/ visiting worm stream
>12+ watchers
it will be a true Wormageddon for her dopamin receptors

>>48552775
it was great. grunting occasionally, never see face, random chat comments, plays horrendously, gamescreen not even centered properly

>>48552786
is she aware of us?
does she know what she means here

has this amazing title WAAA-083 ever got a continuation/serialization? two male teachers swapping their student conquest and fucking them in the same hotel sounds amazing

>>48552768
Sir i don't come here for these feels...

>>48552825
please nobody tell her
she will literally kill herself

>>48552867
she wouldnt tho? She would realize she has at least 2 (maybe 3 or more) sirs that somehow appreciate her and this will give her a new hope in life

>>>>48552735
Same.
Even if I don't redeem anybody else in the gacha.
Rest assured Sundae Hasegawa is eating good!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVMLkTy3PFU

>>48552873
I agree with the other sir
she might an hero
if she google translates and reads how disgusted we are by her she may rope

Supt bitches, Marmalade-sama here with a Christmas present for all you peasants that never once went into the mall in the city. My confession. If you remember back in session 9 when I said I forgot about the gacha actually I didn't forget, I wiped out. And I only wiped out because I fucked up and at the 3rd spot I didn't want to put a meh one nobody wants and I thought I might need a titty monster in my roster because I forgot I got Rara Anzai in session 7 so I put in Himari and that's why I can't even be mad at Pretzel Fujiwara because I simply shouldn't have played the session like that. Anyway, everyone that redeemed in session 9 is a partaking benchod.

>>48552879
not to mention all the memes and reaction images at her expense

Marmalade is jelly

>>48552918
Hope she finds peace
leaves all the fc2 and internet pan handling behind

>>48552923
Your face is jelly.

>>48552303
>I haven't stopped consummating since...
Same.
Even if I don't redeem anybody else in the gacha. Rest assured Sundae Hasegawa is eating good!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVMLkTy3PFU

>>48552890
>I thought I might need a titty monster in my roster because I forgot I got Rara Anzai in session 7 so I put in Himari and that's why I can't even be mad at Pretzel Fujiwara
Sometimes it's not the other sirs we need to worry about but the conflicts within ourselves. I fucked up in Round ten chasing Chitose Yuki and Hana Haruna at the same time not putting a much more safer pick than Miyu Otori 鳳みゆ (Meisa Kawakita 川北メイサ) (Minami Sawakita 沢北みなみ) in the last 20 minutes wiping out in the process. I should of picked Rie Miyagi instead! That sly fox Habanero Fujiwara is crafty. Unironically, my wife Jun Jun is collaborating with her in GENU-017
https://javtrailers.com/video/genu00017
so technically I got the last laugh and still get to ENJOY her to my heart's content.

>>48552890
how did it feel to wipeout? what were your immediate thoughts?

>>48553033
I was more upset that I didn't calculate my steps better to realize I already had a titty monster and I needed a different kind of spice for my variety and I wouldn't have wiped out. That's why I'm madder at me than Pretzel Fujiwara. I played myself.

>>48553043
I kicked my tv and broke it and had to get a new one.

>>48553078
>I played myself
I think we can all relate to this feeling, I bet we all had one or a few stupid plays. Don't get me wrong I don't regret my wives even if many people call them whos, but I could have been smarter taking my girls and not teleghraping some picks that later were constested/stolen
At the end of the day is just a game and not a single sir here is solely fapping to his wives

finally got a VR headset
where to start? anything that's a must-watch? do classic codes for VR even exist?

Nobody cares what a literal who with literal whos on his harem says. Adults are talking

>>48551344
>https://litter.catbox.moe/01jht8.webm
Arigathankyou Gosaimuch, sar.

>>48553140
Just watch your javfus for a start, there's nothing like watching them "for real". MDVR-296 left a mark on me, Gilgamesh turning red as you pound her hard was really something.

>>48553140
h_1270ccvr00065pl-Alix Lynx
I am not even memeing, part C (the fucking part) is fkn GOOD.

>>48553078
>I was more upset that I didn't calculate my steps better
>I played myself.
This is what the gacha is for me truly. A struggle within my mind. Envisioning myself as the hero in the story training myself to be the best self. Mistakes will be made but by the end of it I will be victorious. Reaching the finish line with a King's ransom and a hero's welcome from all my wives.

All youre wives are belong to us

>>48551110
Following your post I've sorted my collection my MIRD collection, god i miss this era. Call me a nostalgiakek i don't care

>>48552867 I agree with This

/Jav/ can be kinda dark and creepy sometimes but I don't need an ugly dead whore in my consciense.
Meme the shit out of her online but leave her alone IRL.

>>48553285
But you aren't the hero. You are the antagonist that has blocked me in multiple sessions already. Even your speech here of we're not so different you and I is straight out of anime.

>>48553340
This one delisted as well, got Hitomi Fujiwara in it
Never forgive her for instigating the jav coercion law

>>48553388
I am the villain...
Marmalade-kun why continue to hold grudges? I thought we were finally beginning to get along.
Who did I take from you that would warrant you to dislike me so even now?

Its justo one guy fighting his own alts...

>>48552633
>>48552650
these are heinous accusations ha ha ha

>>48552747
best wishes to you too, dear
>catch up
me too. I go along with the joke of Long Months being like some kinda recurring ancient Aztec apocalypse but I'm usually grateful for the chance to look into my backlog

>>48553140
just start with your favourite girls. the whole gimmick of VR is being with your JAVfus.
if you're really lost and want some directions, I recommend a taster menu of >something wholesome (but probably don't watch too many of these kek)
>something less wholesome (whether that's seeing a prostitute or hooking up with a hoemaxxing gehin SAFFLE or whatever)
>something with multiple girls
>something with a girl you find really beautiful but don't usually watch (maybe she's boring in her regular JAV or doesn't do the genres you like etc)
good luck!

>>48553340
>>48553418
And because of her there's no clean version of MIRD-130 around also

Rather than lament what we do not posses we should cherish what we do.

>>48553253
>>48553264
>>48553451
thanks for the advice
think i will start with sakura kurumi

all these talking about wiping out, makes me want to wipe something out...

>>48553563
get a bidet

>Remu Suzumori, miru, Rena Miyashita, Mayuki Ito
Choose one for each:
>face-lick
>marry
>reipu
>delist

remu suzumiru became reality

>>48553640
>face-lick Rena
>already married to Remu
>reipu Mayuki
>delist miru

>>48553640
>Remu Suzumori, miru, Rena Miyashita, Mayuki Ito
>face-lick
>marry
>reipu
>delist
Yeah, that would do
Maybe swap Remu's and Miru's places

>>48551601
that's stupid, why would they willingly lose out making money on a week

>>48553640
my question is why put Mayuki Ito, a girl who retired in 2019, there when she doesn't even appear in the webm?

>>48553427
The funny part is you didn't even win them, we blocked each other and then someone else won. And it's the holiday season, I'm being kind not once did I threaten to skin you alive. I said you are the antagonist how is that not better than being a henchman like some of the gacha participants? This is just how the arc goes, I defeat you and then you join my party as a underling.

>>48553640
>marry
>delist
>face-lick
>reipu

>>48553640
Delist all.

pretending to hate miru is pathetic

>>48553762
Stop using so much whitening and move to madonna, bitch!

Imagine hitting her with a taser while she's all wet and climaxing haha

https://www.tnaflix.com/hd-videos/Miru-Sakamichi-Spillage-%28PMV%29/video4150441

>>48553762
why is she copying MINAMO?

>>48553809
>hitting her with a taser while she's all wet and climaxing
definitely jav back then was better

our girls

seeing miru desperately trying to associate with suzu is pathetic

losing interest, please someone describe her dick again

>>48553890
wasn't it something like skinny and smelly?

everyone knows about miru's chinpo check but why she never got a breath check?

>>48553895
Regaining interest, go on

Someone mentioned miru's dick?

>>48553870
don't disrespect the mizu sisters

>>48553484
There's a clean version somewhere, you can see the clean 1080p version on paid chink links on javlibrary's comments. Finding it for free is another story though. Maybe on m-team

>>48553951
insisting they're sisters for miru to piggyback on suzu's beauty and fame is pathetic

>>48553858
>the only bitch with the hidden passport is the chinese agent
kek

>>48554039
Delete this, or else

>>48553340
Who's to the right of Ai Uehara? Tsubomi?

>>48554077
yep

>>48553969
miru is more famous than suzu (more x followers)

>>48552746
I was asleep. I will do anything to support my lil worm!

>>48553688
That's Japanese bureaucracy for you. Conveniently predictable, yet frustratingly rigid.

>>48554095
I'll show you something else that's frustratingly rigid
*unzips*

>>48554123
yeah YKK's do be like that

bros VR just changed my life

>not wishing his wife a happy birthday
Onion how shameful