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>>48371762

>>48371762
YES! I'd live entirely on a steady diet of Ran-sama breast milk

>>48371769
not like there weren't already five other threads lol
Anonymous, the people of the Sakamichi make a new thread when the old one hits image limit. They don't particularly care about older threads on the catalogue.
What's even worse, you're calling this a slide thread when this thread was made when there were two empty slots in the catalogue, courtesy of a moot and a queef thread being deleted! You are a big moron, Anonymous. This thread did not push any other thread to archive, because there's still an empty slot in the catalogue! Moron, moron, moron.

chantabros, when did he peak? I think january was best and everything was downhill, with a sharp nosedive from august onwards

>>48371864
Chanta was at his best when his Ran was not only busty but also chubby, so ~ 2015/2016

>>48371762
>chanta

>>48372518
He posted it again!! xD

>>48371762
I'll take a cup with my breakfast

>>48371762
thanks ranmama, you're too kind.

it's december ranbros, are you going to give in to ran, or try to make an attempt to delay the inevitable?

>>48374566
i'm sure an old fox like her wouldn't cave to mere seasonal hormones

>Chantiux Manux

>>48374572
That's not how Latin works but what can you expect from someone whose communication skills are limited to parroting memes he saw on the internet

>>48374570
Not just the hormones, no. If it was just the hormones she could easily handle it. It's the combination of the hormones plus hanging around the same fertile human man regularly. One day? She could handle it. She can leave the house and go shopping in the village without assaulting anyone. A week? Pushing it. She's a strong girl, but being constantly assaulted by her biological urges is going to take its toll. She might have to spend quite a few days retiring early for the night. A month? She's going to fail. Sooner or later something's going to cave, and under the weight of temptation she'll justify pushing you down and scratching the itch inside her.
You monster for making her wait.

>>48371762
She won't milk your milk tit-for-pros-tat, will she?
Will she?!

No, stay away!

>>48374817
She is faster than you.
She is stronger than you.
She is coming, and soon, you will too.

>>48374828
She is hornier than you...

You won't mofu-mofu me!

I spotted this figurine today, I have an extremely strong desire to buy it (or ig 3d print it) so I can hot glue it

>>48374920
>hot glue it
Why not haha commission a hahaha full size 1:1 Ran stone statue haha maybe in chair form to sit on haha with maybe a futa cock or prostate milking fingers hahaha wouldnt that be funny eh ahhah with Ran table and Ran desk haahahhah and Ran bath and Ran flufffy bed and tail pillows

>>48374629
It's called Pig Latin and it is entirely proper for a comedic setting like this but what can you expect from someone whose communication skills are limited to parroting memes he saw on the internet

>>48371762
Yes mommy Ran. Your milk is always delicious and I love mommy Ran!

>>48371762
That is disgusting.

>>48375175
aniki, anta wa... homo desu ne.

>>48375184
ore ga lectation wa suki desu
It's just the picture overall is off-putting.

>>48371762
Ran's penis milk...

How could anyone dislike Chanta?

>>48375024
Pig Latin is a game with a set of rules and it has nothing to do with actual Latin, retard.
oh, i mean retardux.

>>48374659
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

>>48374659
>You monster for making her wait.
I want to make her as pent up as possible so the mating season sex is extra brutal.

I literally cannot stop masturbating to Ran. I, my balls, my dick, my semen and my heart are hers now.

>>48381812
What is it with foxes and enslaving the penises of men?

>>48381834
Foxes fear that otherwise men begin to understand that there are other, superior youkai. Including for carnal purposes.

>>48381812
Stop masturbating to my mom.
This goes for all of you.

>>48381918
Tell your mom to stop being incredibly hot and sexy. Or rather don't, I'll give you plenty half kitsune half siblings in no time.

>>48381918
Can I be your dad?

>>48376561
>it has nothing to do with actual Latin
So close...

>>48374570
>i'm sure an old fox like her wouldn't cave to mere seasonal hormones
A lot of guys are too horny and brainwashed by braindead MGE coomer slop to realize this. She is above seasonal hormones on account of her not even being flesh and blood. She's basically a kami.

>>48382001
She's still a woman though

declining her milk makes Ran sad

>>48382281
Why would I decline mommy Ran's mommy milk?

>>48381863
>Mamazou

>>48383369
Futa with Mamizou or pegging with Ran, straightfags can't win.

>>48382190
And? That just means PIV and breast milk.

>>48383440
Futa look like women, femdom is done by women.
Straightfags do win.

>>48383926
>PIV
PIV? Otacon, what's this?

>>48383931
It's short for penis in vagina. AKA normal sex.

>>48374920
This is so well done. I also love that she's barefoot. For uhh, artistic reasons.

I want to be semi-vored by Ran, as in being shrunk so she keeps me inside her mouth for hours on end and then she spits me out. Imagine being forced to stay inside her warm, wet mouth inhaling her hot breath for hours, every day.

>>48387188
This, but unbirthing instead of vore.

I want Ran to cook for me. Give me that 1950s housewife experience. I mean she basically is one anyway. I bet she can cook some high grade, gourmet shit. I want to give her a smack on her fat ass as she's on her way back to the kitchen.

>>48387528
Yukari would be your mother in law

I'd much rather chill inside her mouth and be coated in Ran's spit for hours than in her pussy juices, which I'd rather have coated on my phallus in a non shrunken state

>>48387659
I'm fine with that. We can talk about trains while i massage her feet.

>>48387670
Only by playing cave explorer in her foxhole will you be able to truly reach and even enter her inner sanctum.

>>48388641
>>48387230
God I wish Ran shrank and forcibly unbirthed me and used my body like a dildo.

>>48388859

The Ran thread is strange today.
I'll blame it on a Tanuki psyop.

>>48388909
We should talk about prostate abuse instead.

>>48388909
Kitsune milk does funny things to the brains of anons. Here, have another fresh glass~!
>>48374828
The Inevitable.

>>48391345
too small •̀ ᴖ •́

>>48374804
I'm glad this anon is keeping the tradition alive.

>>48391352
Damnit I knew I should've made them bigger...that's the last time I decide to be conservative with bust size I stg

>>48388871
>>48388909
Inserting shrunken anons into your vagina to keep them safe is a time-honored kitsune tradition.

>>48391456
But I want to be kept safe inside her mouth! I long for her breath and her saliva

Impregnating the Ran

>vorefaggotry
Ran threads for certain have the highest amount of furries and it’s not even close

>>48397272
Like vore, despise furries. Next accusation?

>>48397307
Just to be clear, you WOULDNT have sex with ran if she were a cute anthro?

I thought of something really funny. Imagine if you were living with Ran and suddenly your baby photos show up in the house but every single picture with your mother in it is replaced by her. Not even shooped, it's expertly edited with inhuman precision. It's somehow more realistic than the actual photos. Not only that, Ran will gaslight the ever loving shit out of you into thinking the photos aren't fake (because she thinks it's funny). Her gargantuan artificial super intelligent brain will trick you, your friends, your loved ones and even your own mother. If you don't have baby photos (RIP) she'll just generate them because she's a computer.

>>48391345
cant believe janny felt the need to delete a spoilered oc pic for some nipples whit all the blatant shitposting ruining the board.

>>48398962
>3DPD, low effort shitpost threads, VapidTumor threads and cross dressers spamming their cross dressing fetish
Fine
>spoilered a decent oc pic for with covered nipples
SHUT IT DOWN!!! AAAAAHHHH!!!
Gotta love the janngroids, right? And the fag who reported the image. Inb4 both our posts are deleted.

I saw a commercial where a fox lady used her tail to turn on a lamp and I immediately thought of getting a tailjob from ran. Could you imagine the nirvana you'd feel from having even just one fluffy tail constricting and stroking your penis? I bet you'd feel some tickling too on your balls from that fur. She'd probably have to make you sit in her lap for her tails to be able to reach comfortably, holding you in her arms as she feels your body tremble and shake from the pleasure of being jacked off by her tails while she uses her other tails to feel your body. I wonder if she'd let you cum and get her tails dirty, or just constantly deny your orgasm as you go absolutely crazy from the pleasure without being able to do anything, fully at the mercy of her tails while she gives you a bear hug, her arms tight around your body with your arms restrained by her much stronger yokai arms

>>48371762
Only if I can suck it like a baby out of her huge teat

Why is Ran depicted with big udders?

>>48404588
1) She's a nine tailed fox and isn't a loli, it's a natural fit
2) The positioning of her arms makes for obvious support
3) Boobs are nice, everyone likes them

I want Ran to chew up food and then spit it into my mouth for me to swallow

>>48404588
She was drawn on the larger side of the cast in SSiB. With ZUNart that means people assume she's a tittymonster. Although strangely people barely exaggerate her hips.

>>48401318
Would her tails try anal play while sitting on her lap?

>>48405443
>Although strangely people barely exaggerate her hips.
Her ass too. SSIB Ran is extremely bottom heavy. Her titties look itty bitty, although that may be stylistic. It's fanon being backasswards as usual. Although in this case im not salty, just a disappointed we dont have more Ran ass and hips.
>>48405693
This is his best work. She's so lewd, showing off her feet, armpits AND ears. Anon must have gotten her into a good mood.

>>48371762
t-there's got to be some adverse effects to drinking magic youkai fox milk

>>48405693
This is not Ran

>>48406959
you may get addicted to the kitsune that is breastfeeding you and start seeing her as your mother

what is it about this fox that makes the idea of being raped by her so heavenly

>>48408215
>start seeing her as your mother
But what if I already do that

>>48406959
Adverse? You mean beneficial. Especially a nine tailed heavenly fox. It's a weird mythological thing but kami like her (she basically is a kami) are at such a level of power and divinity that you'd probably get super powers just from drinking her godly tit milk. Go on, take a sip.

>48401318
Just imagine it.
She sits down beside you innocently, beckoning you to her meaty hips. The cold smile on her face, and the way her eyes crack open slightly is your only warning. But, making the err of trusting Ran, you still sit upon her lap. And then the mousetrap slams shut. Arms wrap around your waist and press your body into hers. Her pillowy breasts cushion you, and for a moment you lose yourself in the sudden intimacy. She smiles from above, for a moment passing off the moment as a burst of intimacy.
But her tails have another idea. One wraps around your left wrist, another around your right. One wraps around your right ankle, another around your left. Both of them come winding up your body like a fluffy serpent, holding you tighter and tighter in a warm embrace. You can’t move. There’s a strength in her, gentle but domineering, as soft as her body but as inexorable as a cyclone.
A hand leaves your waist. Clutching at your chin, forcing your head around, drawing you into a kiss. It takes your breath away, and successfully distracts you from a tail weaving itself around your waist. It probes at your underwear. You reflexively tense up, try and break off the kiss, but Ran holds you tight.
Her tail fishes your cock out of your pants and flicks up and down its length. At first, the motions are playful, teasing, and affectionately gentle brushing up and down your penis, but her tail starts weaving more and more around it, squeezing your dick tighter and tighter. Soon it is no longer teasing. Soon it is coiled around and jerking you off. And her kisses grow more intense, more insistent, robbing you of any air and bringing a faint dizziness too.
A shudder runs through your body, your cock pulsing and spurting right into her tail. At last, Ran breaks off the kiss. She pats your head, crooning about what a good boy you are, how obedient you are, letting you luxuriate in the moment. Then Ran stands up. She informs you that you made a terrible mess all over her, and now she needs a bath and a change of clothes. But her tails don't let you go. You’re lifted up with them, bundled up in her mass of fur, and unceremoniously carried out of the room.
There'll be a lot more cleaning before the night ends.

tail vore....

>>48410993
Imagine how she would carefully tease your anus and train it, first to take an entire tail of hers, then add another, and another until you can comfortably be railed by all nine of her tails. Heavenly~

>>48383983
the way she's presenting her bare foot is like she's just asking you to worship it

boards:jp;
/anus/i
/anal/i
/prostate/i

>>48412923
Futa cock wins!

I'm just saying, she could use her tails in a multitude of ways.

What a thread.

>>48414210
ran threads are the best

Wait, why was the story deleted? That wasn't offtopic or even related to the shitposter, was it?

>>48414374
Probably for being blatant porn on a blue board.

>>48405693
Only thing she's missing here is a lot of hair on her armpits

What kind of things do you think Ran would want to do on a date?

>>48414811
fried tofu
animalistic rutting
more fried tofu

I really, really really really really really want to milk Ran like cow.

I can't believe the wall of text describing Ran's tails was deleted. My heart is filled with nothing but wrath, it feels like it's about to burst. I was about to masturbate while reading it... i won't ever forgive them.

>>48415009
It's on warosu dude.

>>48412861
And worship it I shall. Man that is so hot. She probably dipped her foxy feet into the water first.
>>48414404
We had plenty of other posts just like that. Jannies need to go fuck themselves with a cactus. Goddamned inconsistent rules. What form of anal retentive 1800s catholic nun do you need to be to delete a wall of text? It's not even actual porn, you know nipples and pussies. I suspect this must be a newfag janny or someone yet again made another report.

>>48415242
Fuck. I'm retarded.

I think the poster of the story just did something very naughty that made jannies delete all of his posts, there's no reason the story would be deleted, it's not like nsfw stories aren't allowed on this board

>>48415796
I think the difference was how graphic and detailed it was.

I absolutely NEED to stuff my face in Ran's glorious armpit hair and lick it to oblivion as foreplay of intense mating

even in a full robe, ran looks so naked when she removes her tabard
>>48410770
just imagine how much milk this fox has to be producing for it to leak all the way through her bra, robe, and tabard

HOT DOG!!

>>48398904
ran mindbreaking you until you see her as your mother and only refer to her as mommy....

I would literally drink every single fluid that Ran secretes. Her sweat, milk, piss, shit, squirt, vaginal discharge, I don't care, I'd down it down with gusto and ask for seconds.

>>48419413
Bruh...

>>48419413
Would you eat semen out of her pussy?

>>48420583
You're clearly not devoted to Ran-sama if you wouldn't do the same

>>48420714
No, I'm not sick or a homo. I clearly stated that I'd consume anything she secretes (produces) herself.

>>48420863
Bruh...

I think loving missionary sex with ran would be nice :)

>>48418808
are there two? I don't see the other

>>48420863
What if she asked you to?

Cuck vs shit eater who wins

>>48422328
I'd rather go back to talking about how nice it would be to hide away from the outside world inside Ran's womb.

>>48423026
Would you wilingly crawl up her uretha?

would you really be comfortable living with ran, knowing that at any second yukari could just rape you? you don't even have to be near her, she can just gap your cock to and insert it into her vagina or tits before you even notice

>>48414811
meanwhile in Tsukasa's dreams:

>>48425993

>>48426001

>>48424607
Why? That way doesn't lead to her womb.

>>48425993
>>48426001
>>48426010
I want to cuddle and kiss this suffering girl so bad, poor little vixen. I don't care if Ran-sama approves or not. I'll tell slut fox it was just a dream and look after her.

>>48426298
>I don't care if Ran-sama approves or not.
careful anon, you wouldn't want any rape correction, would you? it's dangerous to go against ran's wishes

>>48426298
Ran and Megumu domming the hell out of you and Tsukasa as correction!

I want to be dommed by an extremely angry ran
just imagine how much she would drain you, having no regard for how tired or sensitive you happen to be. Just being forced to cum inside her over and over again while you both know there's absolutely nothing you can do about it, her making sure you know your place
just imagine her calming down towards the end of it, the aftercare would be incredible

>>48426504
She'd probably break her strapon in the heat of the moment!

>>48420863
What if she takes a certain pilled produced by some friendly doctor that makes her grow something big and special?

>>48426337
>>48426504
I deserve to be dommed by Ran-sama (except pegging or anything that involves me getting penetrated, I'm no faggot)

https://nhentai.net/g/385598/

>>48427029
No way!

Drinking Ran-sama's bodily fluids hnnngngnng

>>48426337
I like to think she'd be proud of me for wanting to help someone else, despite knowing the consequences. A real good boy. Actually good.
>>48426436
And they alternate between us. They also force us to have sex with each other for entertainment as they sip on wine and talk.

Ran commenting on how cute and useless my TWP is as she rapes me!

>>48429661
Drinking her semen after she grows a dick!

How would you even go about getting Yukari's blessing to date and marry Ran? Imagine that by some miracle she doesn't deem you worthless and spares your life and even lets you into her servide or whatever. Then you start hanging out with Ran every day and develop feelings which in this lunatic scenario are mutual.
I doubt Ran's word alone is enough to get Yukari's blessing to marry and reproduce, so how can a mere human attempt this monumental feat and succeed?

>>48433744
the lonely old lady isn't that hard to butter up. you do need to not lay it on too thick though, so she doesn't get the wrong idea

>TWP post gets deleted but futa and prostate shit stays
interesting

>>48436743
We need MORE TAIL
MAXIMUM FLUFF

>>48436743
imagine the warmth and fluffiness

>>48436743
Where are her boobs

>>48436879
She traded them to Chima for more fluff.

>>48436879
gapped

>>48437225
Cute and canon lesbians.

>>48433744
You don't need Yukari's permission. Ran disobeys her when she wants and hides secrets from her. If it gets bad you can just move back to Ran's old yakuza. Criminal fox.

>>48438009
While you don't need it, I'd probably say you should get it anyway. Yukari can be a lot of trouble if irritated.

R-ran sama...
N-no more...

>>48438968
Two artists obsessed with Ran futa sex now...

would you take a ran with turbo mofu?

>>48442416
GODDAMN SHE'S FAT

>>48442484
it's only normal for foxes to fatten up during the winter season anon, please don't make fun of her for it

>>48438009
Doubt ever Ran could hide a thing such as marriage from Yukari. It's best to come clean and seek her blessing than risk losing it all because the hag feels betrayed by her shikigami with someone even lesser than her shikigami's shikigami.

>>48442543
Put it like this. The one thing that will make any logically inclined person listen is numerical evidence. If the two of you can prove that your relationship lead to an appreciable increase in Ran's work quality, power, and efficiency, that will be a good starting point. But putting all your eggs in one basket is no good, so you need more supporting benefits. Assuming your relationship wasn't broadcast to all of Gensokyo by a certain nosy bird, there is benefit to having a normal Human under your thumb: it doesn't matter whether it's someone with authority or not, a Villager talking to a normal Human is a lot easier than talking to a great Youkai. Something that may be of personal value to Yukari is that if you're helping with housework it means there's more time for Ran to act as proxy, and that means she can be lazy; never again will she have to choose between attending a meeting or having no clean clothes to wear.

It all boils down to this: what is better? To have things as they are now, or have an efficient high-spec shiki and a subservient Human around?

need ran x mamizou...

>>48443506
Anon, no. The mom energy concentration would reach dangerously high levels if you put the two of them together.

>>48443533
Imagine the spitroasting and double penetrations and brutal prostate domination those two put the poor boy through.

Knowing Ran is hugely popular among programmer 2hufags really explains Ran threads.

>>48442515
Fascinating. I wish i had a fox unironically.

>>48443614
is she?
>t. medfag

>>48443654
i wonder how ran would feel about maintaining a fox farm with anon

>>48443566
Think they'd shove both of their strapons in at once?

>>48443614
>wall of fox tails to be wrapped up in while coding
p-please...

>best touhou
>worst fanbase
>99.9% of the art is shit
Being a Ran fan is suffering I should stop.

>>48447571
the only solution is to make a 2hu that no one gives a shit about your favorite because those 2 last points apply to all the 2hus people actually know

>>48447652
>those 2 last points apply to all the 2hus people actually know
Only Ran was memed into being an old, fat, titcow so the problem of her fanbase having (or pretending to have) the worst fetishes and all the art being shit on purpose seems unique to me.

>>48447701
>Only Ran was memed into being an old, fat, titcow
Are you sure about that?

>>48447711
No. But I'm not aware of any other character where that is the dominant meme.

>>48447701
>Memed
How do you not know about SSIB Ran? Besides that, she IS old. 1000 years.

ran footjob

I'd love to mate with and breed Ran Yakumo, if you know what I'm saying...

Aaand the Ran threads are ruined again. MMD when?

I just realized weekly ran-shama is over, big sad.

>>48449904
ruined how nigger

>>48449904
bro these threads are like a thousand times better even now than what they were in the last five years
Some fetish discussion happens in all Touhou threads. Just ignore it and post about your beloved Ran!

>>48449526
I want her to give me one but in her socks. Need to beg her to take her socks off so we can have skin to skin contact. I like to think she'd be great at footjobs. What do you guys think she'd be great at especially? Blowjobs because old frens with the criminal Throat Goat? Tailjobs?

people really forget how bad the mmd fag was. The worst you have here is some prostatefag replying to a few posts about ran's futa cuck, the mmd fag would flood the threads with his horrifyingly ugly ran and avatarpost with it while replying to every other post, you would have to scroll down so much, skipping the mmd shit, to actually see a good ran post. Not to mention he actively killed the traffic of these threads as people would just stop coming here because it was just mmd spam. especially writefags, I think I recall one of them talking about how he just wouldn't bother because it would get buried under the mmd shit
I don't like the prostatenigger either, but every day of the week I prefer him to the mmd one

>>48450566
It's really weird how there's people who don't get this. MMD kun went MIA only a few months ago. You'd think years of terror would embed itself in the minds of people.

>>48450560
>What do you guys think she'd be great at especially?
Titjobs, obviously. I get the feeling she hasn't tried it but she'd quickly become a fan of anal too.

ran is the best paizuri rapist in all of gensokyo

>>48450652
Probably. Man I wish that Ran can smile and emote like in picrel. So cute yet almost unnerving. Great for a yokai.

>>48453556
best when conventionally cute, but with inhuman accents
the cute girl likes you and wont hurt you, but those fangs of hers sure are really sharp

>>48453875
It's very good to know she's capable of hurting you (a lot) but she cares so much she would never.

>>48453875
overcome with an intense desire to prod her fangs

Ran awkwardly and nervously offering me a glass of her milk and passing out after drinking it then waking up to being tied to her bed and mercilessly paizuri'd!

>>48454012
Poke Ran in the mouth for her fangs. She watches and waits for you to finish. Then she sticks her fingers in your mouth to prod your canines, asking you how you like it.

>>48454012
I need to smell Ran's sweet delicious breath so bad

>>48454081
"Hey, Ran," you say, "could you look over here for a sec?"

"Huh? Okay." Ran replies.

She turns away from the clothes she's patching up to look right at you. You strike. Peeling her lips back, revealing her teeth, and sliding your fingers in to touch at her fangs. Ran sits there, and she watches you. Unsurprisingly, her teeth are clean, and when your fingers graze over the tips you can feel just how sharp they are. It would take awfully little force to sink them into flesh.

She vocalises something that sounds like "What are you doing?", if her mouth was not occupied. Her ears twitch around underneath her hat as she tries to speak.

"Teef," you reply. You poke at her gums for good measure.

Her ears flick, and her lips twitch like she's trying to pout around your fingers. But she says nothing. You try to pull her jaw open even further to see her molars, but this it seems is a little too far. Something warm and wet slides over the tips of your fingers. Her tongue. The wet, slimy sensation makes you reflexively jerk your fingers out of Ran's mouth, her jaw clicking shut right behind. She dabs at the corners of her mouth.

"Honestly," Ran says, but there's warmth in her voice, "what is it with you and my beast features? Anyone would think you've never met a fox before."

She looks in your eyes. Her pupils widen and widen, like Chen's when the cat is about to attack someone. You manage only a half-step backwards before she seizes you first. One hand on either side of your jaw, her thumbs parting your lips. Insistently poking and rubbing around your teeth.

"Is this fun?" She asks.

She brings her face even closer, until her nose almost brushes against yours. Her thumbs slide out of your mouth, tracing down your jaw in a gently intimate moment. Suddenly, her head bobs to the side. You feel sharp teeth press against your ear. You yell, and reflexively pull away. Your fingers shoot up to your earlobe. No blood.

"You bit me," you say.

Ran nods jerkily. With a little smile, she says, "since you like my teeth so much, I thought I ought to give a demonstration."

>>48454242
GGGhghghghggggh
I NEED to see Ran's molars now. They are so intimate I can't even explain how crazy the sole idea of it makes me. And smelling her breath too.

>>48454242
She's nice, too nice. You forget she's a Youkai and far too many times you catch yourself playing with fire. It's moments like this where she moves too fast to comprehend, or she pokes you with her little flesh rending teeth and nails that makes your heart skip a beat in all the wrong ways. Instincts react faster than reason, and your reflexes are lightyears behind a Kitsune's. It's only because it's Ran that you have the luxury to squeal and squirm when your mental processes finally catch up. And when she finally pulls away you're left with that adrenaline high that reminds you why you love her.

>>48450652
Oh, she'd become a HUGE fan of anal alright. Eirin would love the cash flow for her dick drugs but also the payments for repeatedly fixing up your destroyed holes.

>>48454426
That's exactly the danger. She's much too nice and gentle. She has a lot of patience and can tolerate a lot of shenanigans (she wouldn't be working for Yukari otherwise) and it's this that leads you into the trap of teasing her. Sure, she plays a long a lot of the time, but sometimes you nudge her just a bit too far or she thinks she ought to remind you what she is, and then you get a hard lesson in how helpless a human is before a near-divine nine tailed fox spirit.

>>48459642
why is Ran so cranky today?

tabard moe

>>48450664
How is she better than the current champion?

>>48459651
Ran-sama is disappointed because she saw that some so called "Ranfags" wouldn't drink her bodily fluids!

>>48460983
Do you really want to talk about drinking piss and shit?

>>48463496
>Do you really want to talk about drinking Ran's piss
yes
>shit
...no

>>48463523
Don't tell you wouldn't drink a glass of Ran's liquid poop? You're not a real Ran fan :(

>>48463549
Literal kuso post

Be careful with how much you fantasize about ran’s fox features bros. Sure, it starts off innocent enough with talking about how cute her tails or ears are, but then you get to the more subtle animalistic features like her teeth or even eyes if the artist draws her with fox eyes. It’s all a slippery slope, you focus so much on her fox part that you wish she was a full bipedal fox. Just the other day I saw ran as a kemono and couldn’t help but awe in how cute and even attractive she looked, I just hope I’m not too far gone

>>48466619
I've been doing this for about ten years and furries still fill me with revulsion, I'm good thanks.

>>48466619
you aren't subtle
you furfags will always deserve to be rounded up and gassed

>>48466925
I think that instead of being a spectrum with furries on one end, monster girls in the middle, and boring people on the other; furries are a pitfall on the way to enlightenment people can fall in and climb out of.
I've seen what furries have to offer and they leave much to be desired. They think colored skin and going overboard with tons of overt bestial features makes a monster girl, but all you get is some uncanny simulacrum that looks like a color palate vomited on it. Take any random image off e621 or furaffinity and I guarantee you this image of Ran has leaps and bounds more fluff and fur than anything you find has. Ran's at a sweet spot where her animal features mesh well with the familiar Human half. Go full monster and you take the mystique out.
If there's anyone to round up and gas, it's the futafags.

>>48463549
I would, but I don't see why she'd liquify it when a hard log would be perfectly fine

>>48449904
futa Ran MMD animations...

did someone say MMD?

>>48468113
How about menstrual blood?

>>48473407
Of course, anything Ran-sama secretes is sacred and not a drop should be wasted

>>48473407
She's a fox, they don't shed their uterine liming every month like humans.

>>48454418
>And smelling her breath too
Fuck it, if we're giving into our odd and unsavory desires here, I'd go a step further and smell her burps

I would appreciate it if you could stop shitting this thread up.

Ran's pretty

>>48474261
Ran's pretty cool

>>48454242
its so intimate

>>48474309
Ran's pretty cool outside!

What does Ran anus taste like

Ran and the toob delivering gifts

>>48480956
Cute lesbians!

Imagine if you couldnt properly penetrate Ran from behind because her badonkadonk is so huge. She has to resort to hotdogging your cock! Haha, imagine...

if I could cook something tasty enough for Ran to make this face, I could die happy

>>48483323
Good thing I enjoy cooking. I somehow have a knack for baking and making sweet stuff even tho I don't really like them myself but I'm told they're delicious, so I would gladly put this talent in Ran-sama's service.

Does Ran like anal? (receiving)

>>48487843
If she pegs you every day for the rest of your life but lets you put it in her butt on your birthdays, does it mean she likes it?

>>48483323
I'm gonna make Ran pudgy with my cooking

>>48487843
Yes, and she also loves giving prostate massages.

>>48487843
I think she would. Can't see why not. She can do doggy style or that weird thing where canines/vulpines get mounted but the partner is facing away from them. Although I imagine she prefers vaginal/oral.

>>48489701
I can easily see Ran getting confused and reminding you she has a much better hole if you ask to put it in her butt.

>>48489709
Would be quite funny.

>>48487843
Dunno but she sure likes being on the giving side. She can grow a futa penis.

Would you box this fox for a pair of her socks?

>>48493806
No, but she would be cute in a box

>>48487843
Built for anal, buttjobs, thigh sex, paizuri, and tail hugging. Absolute sexual machine.

What if Ran walked in on anon brushing another ktisune's tail(s)?

>>48494283
Immediately start pegging him.

>>48494283
commend him on his bravery and confidence in his own endurance. there are not that many men who would volunteer to take on one, let alone 2 kitsune during mating season. she will then commence a 20 hour long tag team mating session.

>>48494403
while pegging him.

>pegging comment deleted
wtf I love janny now

>>48494549
In a thread full of disgusting fetishes having that one deleted stands out desu.

>>48494283
I think it depends who the fox is. Presumably she has at least some foxes she likes and wouldn't mind discovering her man giving some positive attention for - she doesn't seem to be the insecure type. On the other hand, if it's a fox she hates like Tsukasa then I think on principle she'd be more than mildly irritated.

>>48495530
being brushed up against or bumping into tsukasa means you're going to be grilled by ran later
scentmarking is serious business amongst beasts

>>48495587
imagine the long and intense cuddling ran would do to you to make sure you smell just like her, any smart kitsune would stay away from you like the plague

Where does Ran fall on this spread?

>>48496157
13.

>>48496157
Curiously enough, nine.

w-why are ran threads always like this...

>>48496363
welcome to jaypiss.

>>48496157
do you really think ran would accept anything less than enough kits to field an entire army?

>>48495530
>On the other hand, if it's a fox she hates like Tsukasa then I think on principle she'd be more than mildly irritated.
"Do you think my tails aren't good enough that you're fluffing this vulgar cretin!? You could choose me any day, any time and I would welcome you; I would be GLAD to let you pet them and fuss to your hearts content! Yet you stick your hands into that unwashed, disease ridden rat's nest. I see how it is… We're going home. First a bath, then I'll teach you to have all nine of them memorized by feel before the day is out. And to you… Tell Iizunamaru-sama that the next time her vile messenger approaches my husband they're coming back from a taxidermist."

>>48496363
>w-why are ran threads always like this...
The setting (Touhou) is stagnant is fuck and only a handful of characters get any development. You're left with scant lore, sexy characters, fetishes and memes. So people then devolve into talking about weird shit cause there isn't much else to talk about that hasn't been talked about ad nuaseum.

>>48496363
Ranfags are deeply perturbed individuals. But at least they're not Alicefags.

>>48493949
fox in the box . . .

>>48500678
What if you're an alicefag and a ranfag? Do you become the embodiment of degeneracy?

Mating with and breeding the Ran Yakumo

>>48496370
>badmouthing the board you are posting on
Sasuga, fellow jay-piss drinker

>>48501884
If you don't actively dislike the place you're posting on, you're doing it wrong

AHHHHHHHHHH I NEED TO IMPREGNATE RAN HHHHHHHHHHHHHNGNNGNNGNGNGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she's still cute even when she's serious

sometimes it's nice to trawl through pixiv and mass download images of her that look pretty

>>48507310
A shame pixiv is a bigger den of ultra slop than even Eka's

>>48512949
Even her towel has that colour palette. Must be an autistic thing.

>>48500678
What makes an Alicefag worse? I never went into her threads

>>48513658
>Must be an autistic thing
That would explain a lot of things.

Can't beat her on UDOALG lunatic as Tsukasa, Tsukasa's scope is horrible and especially useless against ran's BOSS attack that I just falter the after a single BOSS ride with even the slightiest interference like a bunch of animal spirit or an ex attack along it, an this despite tsukasa's skill allowing me to make little shit chen spawn less bullets. It dosen't help that Ran is controlled by cpu therefore she has access to inhumain dodging and lives anything I can throw at her before I die most of the matches, resulting in me praying God that she becomes retarded and gets cornered and bombs/die, multiple tiles in a row for me to win.

>>48515779
>Ran is controlled by cpu therefore she has access to inhumain dodging and lives anything I can throw at her before I die most of the matches
The canon Ran experience.

At least you don't have to go against Chiyari.

>>48515918
>The canon Ran experience.
this is trully what it would feel to throw hands with Ran

>At least you don't have to go against Chiyari.
I think problem is more about Tsukasa herself , offensive characters are not good for story mode or cpu in general unless you are chiyari, even if her skill allow some defense by erasing regular bulets on her screen, her scope is so horrible for slowing bullet down that even a character like nazrin is better at the job.

>>48515775
It's comical when you think about it. Fixation on certain colors and an obsession/talent with mathematics. Her master is an even bigger meme with the train stuff. Makes me wonder what fictional media Ran would like.
>>48516296
>This is trully what it would feel to throw hands with Ran
This milf also flies through the air, spinning and teleporting all over the place. I think Aya was even impressed by how fast she was. Not only can she use her giga AI brain to predict what you're going to do, she can also think much faster too. She also fights aggressively. Picrel is anon after he lost.

>>48518708
Imagine getting an hour long spanking session from Ran followed up by brutal prostate milking until you can't sit or stand

>>48518720
H-hot...As punishment she ignores your dick completely. Like in that one smut i forgo the name of.

>>48519646
She wouldn't even look at it. Just watch you squirm and bully you for liking it so much.

>>48518720
And she makes you wear Chen's dress

Built to paizuri horse cocks

>>48522571
Beast Realm spoiled her. She really likes womb battering bestial monster cocks. But she's also fine with small cute ones.

Is it even possible to be with Ran in a not-driven-by-lust relationship? Eveything about her screams wild sex, so trying to forge a normal marriage and family with her without endless degenerate fucking must be impossible

>>48522685
That's sort of fanon to a larger degree. She isn't very horny in canon even if her species are built for sex. Funny how everything about her screams sex but she's tamer than other foxes who normally dress like sluts but are somehow less sexy.

Everyone is disgusted by the idea of getting with a single mom until that mom happens to be a fox

>>48522149
Poor Ran... GIWTWM
>>48522685
That's the default I envision her as. Kind, sweet, and level headed with a controlled libido; after all a horny tearing up the walls fox doesn't make for a good servant. Whether you believe she should have an estrus or not lets you have your cake and eat it with the option to have raucous hip crushing sex a few weeks out of the year.
>>48523133
Because Chen is adopted which means Ran is a pure heavenly fox. Not a graveyard of nations like other golden nine tailed foxes.

I am TIRED of Buckethead not making animated videos of Ran getting her pussy gaped and filled by that recurring muscular brown guy. At least make one of her sucking his dick or something.

>>48523467
>Ran is a pure heavenly fox. Not a graveyard of nations like other golden nine tailed foxes.
theres a reason Ran hasnt opened up about her time in the Yakuza. obviously she would be nowhere as bad as that other golden nine-tailed fox. but lets be honest, its near impossible to dethrone that vicious bitch. still would tho

>>48523467
I formally inquire regarding the sauce of your pic related for masturbatory reasons

>>48523807
>theres a reason Ran hasnt opened up about her time in the Yakuza
Breaking Bad/Sopranos/GTA type shit.

>>48523745
I'm waiting for more Buckethead Touhou in general

>>48523807
>>48523918
>Ran mommy in the yakuza
Can I hear her sing Baka Mitai?

>>48523815

>>48523937
your yotsuba theme hurts ran's sensitive eyes

>>48523745
this anon can't enjoy a good tailjob, fake ran fan

>>48523930
Yes
>>48523924
Understandable but we get a lot of that anyway.
>>48525119
I can. I just want to see her pussy and or mouth get filled up with cum while she femdoms the shit out of the dude.

>>48525905
Unfortunately, Ran thinks you're going to prize getting to use her pussy or mouth much more if you have to earn it. Double unfortunately, she believes the best way to keep a husband happy is to drain his balls early and often. So you just have to deal with that 90+% of your cumshots are going to be between her tits, her tails, her thighs, or the work of her hands while she teases that if you last just a tiny little bit longer you can put it in her. She wants to refactor your sexuality enough she can just make idle gestures at the air and see you blush and squirm.

>>48525929
Very hot. Add in outercourse. So close yet so far. Scraping against her pussy and getting hottdogged by her huge fox rump.

>>48525905
>I just want to see her pussy and or mouth get filled up with cum while she femdoms the shit out of the dude.
i agree
for a fox known so much for dominating, there really is not that much femdom ran art

>>48531367
Such beautiful deeply golden hair. Any kids she pops out are blonde.

>>48532196
do you think she's clean shaven or a hairy jungle?
I'd prefer the jungle

>>48532428
she's too clean and formal for a jungle
it'd be a middle ground

>>48532428
>>48532463
She clearly has a bush, and a prominent one I dare say, as to maximize the powerful wild scent released by her pheromones.
If Ran had hairy armpits too, it'd make shoot her already mighty sexiness x100000

>>48532463
I thought I had a picrel about someone coming to Ran to ask about tips to stay shaved down there and Ran saying she gave up, but I can't find it

>>48480956
really unpleasant art

>>48532196
Maybe (you)r genes will pop out recessive in one of your kids. Out of all the kids that are spitting images of their mother, one will pop out with your hair and eye color. Of my headcanon for my offspring, one takes after Ran's appearance but has none of the tactful personality and magical talent, and the other takes her appearance after you and is the most like Ran and is gifted with her magic; their names are also the most uninspired kitsune names I could think of, Kon and Ina.
>>48532520
I got you

>>48532983
based. thank you

>>48532463
I headcanon she keeps it neat and trimmed. Not completely bushy, not shaved (though she'd definitely shave for special occasions).

I only come to /jp/ for ran threads

>>48533733
we are blessed in that the seven years of perpetual raiding is finally fucking over

>>48534372
So soft and cozy, just imagine getting swaddled in those tails on a cold wintry night.

Ran's cock...

Thread's dead, now go post in Chen's thread, I had to save it from page 10 several times because you all forgot about Ran's precious shiki. We'll celebrate Ran again next year.

>>48535477
How would you react if you showed Ran your penis and she showed you her penis that was at least 2x as large as yours?

>>48532983
>Of my headcanon for my offspring, one takes after Ran's appearance but has none of the tactful personality and magical talent, and the other takes her appearance after you and is the most like Ran and is gifted with her magic; their names are also the most
Love this. Just not the part about them having generic fox names. Japan, unlike Korea, has a ton of cool or beautiful names.
>>48536819
The size difference would turn me on. Like comparing a twig to a tree stump. She would probably frot with anon then either: Let him hit despite being a dicklet or gap his cock away and gap her immense one (balls included) onto his groin and make him gape her with own cock.

I want to mate with Ran