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>>48496842
Not any Youkai. But the most pure and honest Youkai? Without a second thought.

>>48496842
If she came to me dressed like that, yes.

>>48496842
But youkai are all gay. Every single one is into girls.

>>48496842
Would a youkai marry me?

>>48496842
Like that one in particular or in general? Either way, yes.

I would happily plough youkussy for the rest of my days

Youkai are objectively evil creatures that would dominate and control you. You would wish for death, as otherwise you'd be her plaything for all eternity.

No

>>48496842
The species-mixing propaganda on here has me a little concerned as of late.
How is puching it and why?

>>48496842
YES, I would be plowing the Nue's ass so fucking much by the time I am old, the Nue as a species would be the dominant species on this gay planet by sheer number alone.

>>48496842
I would very much like to marry a youkai, that youkai in particular

>>48500748
Why would Nue marry under Christian tradition?

i could be persuaded

>>48500941
Because her husband (me) persuaded her into it and she accepted it because she loves him so much.

>>48496842
Yuugi's strong hand in marriage.

>>48496842
You don't get to decide, youkai does. If it wants you to be its lover, then you WILL be its lover, whatever "love" to them means. Be it a crazy bitch, or a psycho bitch, it doesn't matter. You don't have much of a choice here, at best an illusion of a free choice. Trust me anon, i've been there. It wasn't pleasant. It was painful. It was hell.

>>48503351
Sorry to hear that, Mr. Morichika

yuuka used to be a simple flower fairy. how did she become a strong youkai?

aren't they canonically really smelly?

>>48500748
Pregnant Nue = fleshlight factory.

>>48496842
>>48502365
I want to marry Yuugi and help her run her onsen!

I want to marry these tails, the rest is just a bonus

>>48496842
youkai would make perfect wives
they aren't pressured to relationships instinctively like humans are so if they're seeking one out its because they're actively attracted to (You)

>>48504030
Age maybe? all the shown fairies are young by youkai standards, so perhaps Yuuka is what happens when one keeps kicking for many centuries
could explain the concern towards Cirno, the powers that be don't want her ascending into being an ice themed Yuuka

>>48496842
I dunno. Ask me again when I'm lost in the forest in the middle of the night and a strange woman guides me home.
Or something like that, them Youkai ladies have such weird flirting tactics...

>>48500748
She would also plow your ass with her mighty Nuenis!

What about a family with a youkai?

>>48509642
Well, you have married for a reason, right?
Besides, your youkai wife will probably outlive you. It would be in poor taste to not give her some kids to remember you by.

>>48509528
Good. That's the charm of her, sometimes I top her, sometimes she tops me, we have fencing battles every day and we enjoy it.

>>48509660
Implying youkai wouldn't try to find ways to make their husband's lifespan match theirs.

>>48510340
Part of the charm of the relationship is the interspecies factor, if you 2 are yokai, that charm is broken.

>>48510351
I just think it's romantic she'd find ways to keep you alive. I also like if (you) find ways to stay with your wife for however long.

as much as I like tragedy, I don't want it to happen to me, it's cruel and I'd hate to make her cry by dying in a fraction of her lifespan
I should at least try to match hers

I would marry Youkai.

I would impregnate Youkai

I would the Youkai

yeah

What would I gain from this?

>>48506613
>if they're seeking one out its because they're actively attracted to (You)
This doesn't mean they have good intentions

>>48510351
Look, if she's not willing to help me find a way to transcend my mortality then I married the wrong person.

>>48516567
If you only married her for the immortality, then why didn't you marry the Hourai elixir or something?

>>48516187

>>48496842
I love Yukari, she is my favorite.
I do not care she is a youkai, I think that just makes it better.

>>48496842
Marry and have sex and have lots of kids

>>48496842
But none of the youkai would marry you.

They're exclusively into girls.

>>48522071
I don't know who is fucking worse, you yurifaggot or the piece of shit who keeps shitting up Seija, Hatate, Nitori, and Nue threads with his cuck NTR shit. I swear I will become a jannie just for the sole purpose of getting your IP and then travel to wherever the fuck you live and torture your faggot ass until you die, you won't shit-talk my girls, you annoying shithead.

>>48522224
Are you okay with futa Nue?

>>48521317
Id make AT LEAST half a football teams worth of buns in that oven.

>>48522443
I'd rather aim for fully functional air force squadron. Or family-only mass media conglomerate.

Never understood the obssession over babies this site has. You know how much one of them costs? And most of you want at least 10!
Madness.

>>48522645
That chupa is too big. TOO BIG.

>>48522647
>t. Youkai
its imperative for biological beings to have as much offspring ad possible

>>48522927
Happy starving.

>>48522647
Proof of love

>>48522647
I love Aya, so I want to materialise this love beyond some momentary, carnal pleasure.
By having my child with Aya, I love her more.
I love Aya, so I want to take care of her child to the best of my abilities.
By raising our child, I love her more.
The more children there are, the more I love Aya, so I want more children with her and I am more motivated to take care of each of them.
It is a simple, positive feedback loop. I believe other Anons, maybe with other youkai, feel the same. Where is the madness here? Too much common sense?

I will exclusively marry beast youkai. The stench of bitches will be overwhelming for miles around.

>>48523251
This guy gets it

>>48522647
Why do you think we fantasize about it? Having a loving wife and large family is a concept that's passing into fantasy as we speak. Kids are expensive and much harder to raise because that's what are world has come to. Also >>48523251's point: children are the product of your love and bond with your wife. The fantasy that you love someone enough to raise multiple kids with her is a strong one. I want them because I love her and want to start a family with her, not because of tax incentives or pressure to pass on progeny or whatever external factors that take away from that.

>>48522647
Guess I'm a romantic by heart. Bite me. I can't think of very many things that symbolize love and commitment more. It's two people choosing to sacrifice some part of their lives to raise and nurture a (or several) creature(s), and hopefully ensure they grow into a better version of themselves. And it'll lead to a lifetime's worth of experiences and memories you can't get any other way.

Things work differently in the land of fantasy, so I don't need to be as worried about all the logistics behind raising children. It's one of the things I would most look forward to. As the cherry on top, I'll be saving my wife's species from extinction.

Impregnation is simply conceptually hot too, if you need to look at it from that angle.

>>48520399
You got it all wrong. The immortality is so a lowly mortal like myself can match her lifespan and be with her forever. If she loved me back enough to agree to a marriage then surely she would be invested in helping me find a way too.

Damn right I would.

>>48522647
I get the appeal, but it's never been a part of my own fantasy because I don't think I would enjoy being a father. An uncle maybe, but definitely not a father. I enjoy peace, quiet, and personal space way too much to be a father.

My fantasy is just living a happy and relatively peaceful life with a wife who feels the same about children.

>>48522647
If it's my wife, lots of kids
If it's a slut, no kids

>>48525077
I'm sorry, you're defective

>>48523267
My Miji is clean, cute, and supremely fertile

>>48522647
What can I say.

Hundreds of babies.
Minimum.

What is a youkai? I get myself saying this out loud when i scroll past these type of threads. I mean, most of you probably never had a normal relationship, and yet crave for such a quirky one.Youkais are fundamentally different from us, have you even thought how these differences would affect yours and theirs interpersonal relationships? How their worldview collides with ours? Would you or they be able to live together in a different living space? Or how would you even manage to woo a being from a different species when you can't even do one of your own.
These thoughts feel my head with an empty vision of love that is holded in these threads, atleast some of you are very romantic.

>>48529414
I love my flower wife and that's all that matters to me.

>>48528323
As long as I'm happy that's ultimately fine by me.

What is a youkai? A miserable little pile of 点

>>48530859
Dot?

>>48529912
But what about your youkai wife
She likes (You) and wants small copies of (You)

>>48532768
Points, actually

>>48533241
>She likes (You) and wants small copies of (You)
She can have this instead.

>>48537126
Man, you look like that? Who the hell are you? Some crazy US politician?

Touhous are all lesbians

Everyone is gay in Gensokyo

>>48533241
Not him but that seems like an extremely awkward yet intriguing way to ask for children. If my youkai wife asked me that I'd say yes.

Though granted, if a youkai loved me at all, I'd probably do just about anything she told me. I have very low self esteem and am weak to compliments, which makes me easy youkai bait.

>>48540183
>Everyone is gay in Gensokyo
Even you?

Question is, why WOULDN'T you marry a youkai?
If you love each other then I see absolutely no downsides

>>48540183
>Everyone is gay
Does this looks gay to you? Reimu is done with the world, no happiness left.

>>48533241
Fine but I'm not changing any diapers.

>>48541259
There's a shortcut for that

>>48540183
Everyone is gay in Gensokyo just means the youkai that's going for (you) is just going to genderbend you.
You getting impregnated by a futa youkai and giving birth to their offspring is optional

>>48541962
Futo nooo! You promised to leave that behind!

>>48497109
>Aya Shameiberg
>Pure
>Honest
Hahahahahaha, holy shit!

It's always a mutt fucker who starts shit. Always.

>>48542608
inferiority does that to a girl

>>48496842
No.

>>48542598
with a smile like that, I can't see how you could resist putting a ring on her

>>48541245
Youkai can be pretty scary and intimidating. What if she doesn't like me and is mean to me?

>>48546802
I know, right? But I'm a feral man so what really did it for me was her absolutely wild bush and deliciously hairy armpits

We laugh at Tengu as a whole here.

>>48542188
We should talk about futa youkai more.
Would you still like your 2huwife if she had a penis? What if she was bigger than you? Or smaller? What about the balls?
Would she still marry you even if you didn't want her?

>>48548023
Crow tengu are the worse. White wolves shouldn't be tengu. They shouldn't associate themselves with horrible yokai.

>>48542598
Flame-posting on Christmas. For this reason alone,
But also for rabid bite,
For frothing on best crow's sight,
Posturing with little might,
I say, in most kind words: fuck off, you mutt, begone.

These mutts can't help themselves when it comes to stirring shit in threads that aren't theirs. Parasites.

>>48548063
We definitely should. Also I'm going to answer to all of your questions with "yes".
Now the big question is this: mpreg or genderbend impreg? Or would you rather impregnate your futa youkai wife?

>>48547155
Just show some courage and they'll warn up to you
They'll only nibble on you a little bit

>>48496842
Youkai should marry each other instead

>>48551044
No.
Wrong.

>>48549089
Genderbend impreg. I want my futahu wife to make me her woman in every way including the literal and force me to carry her babies.

>>48547155
You should be more afraid of the gaslighting, threats, and power plays. Your 2wife knows she's stronger than you and could kill and eat you at any moment. You can expect dehumanising and degrading power games as she reminds you that your life is ultimately at her mercy now and forever. Just lie back and think of any girl you like, she'll be done dominating your lineage soon.

>>48551201
Heinous slander
Kogasa is a good girl and would never harm her hubby

>>48551201
Will she at least love me?

>>48547155
Read the post again, anon. If she loves you then there's no need to worry about a thing, you'd have her protection forever (plus gain access to each 2hu's perks, in Satorin's case hang out with her cool friends and you by default become lord of Chireiden)

>>48496842
No way, fag

>>48554041
No.

>>48554286
This is the correct way. Total Youkai Death.

>>48554915
Why are you posting youkai miko then?

>>48551201
You do realize that there are some weak ass youkai around that you could manhandle

>>48551190
Excellent choice. Any particular 2hu you'd want to do that to you?

>>48555576
She had a change of heart.

>>48555638
Those wont be the ones snatching you up though

I want to literally eat a youkai. I want youkai steak.

>>48558733
How would it taste like, anyways? Same as human's? Or with a little bit of flavor?

>>48558733
Anon that's how you get forbidden superpowers

>>48562954
don't let Reimu hear that

>>48558733
This but impregnate youkai

>>48497109
>(((crow tengu))) who controls the media
>is pure and honest
You're delusional, Anon.

>>48570083
This joke has overstayed its welcome by alot.

>>48496842
Why do you assume Youkai would give you a choice? They are rapists, all of them.

>>48551201
That's kinda hot though

>>48570296
Do you have low self-esteem?

>>48558733
What's up? Jeffrey Dahmer? I did not know they had internet in hell

>>48570128
It's not a joke, it's a fact, you jew.

>>48497109
Yeah, honest and pure youkai in the amounts of lead that is gonna be lodged in her bird skull.

>>48551201
>>48570296
Why did that post make me hard!?

>>48574519
Please, stop embarrassing yourself. Yamawaro are routinely dodging shotgun's pellets during their military games. And you're trying to hit a Tengu with one of those things. Not to mention that if Aya has charged camera, she will get a nice score out of your puny attempt.

Giving the undead the gift of life

>>48579645
If you really wanted, I'm sure Patchouli could cook up a way to use the dark art of Necromancy to make it happen.

>>48579645
Why didn't anyone tell Remi that "siring a childe" didn't mean what she thought it meant?

>>48582465
Happy life
centipede wife

>>48579648
Patchouli would give Remilia the gift of life regardless. In fact a male isn't even required.
Or wanted, since everyone in Gensokyo is gay.

>>48582465
one of the best hus to impregnate from recent games
most caring mom in all of UM

Good luck Anons with your marriage! Hope the children won't be too troublesome for you and your youkai wife.

>>48582465
Momoyo is very good with children

2hus would only marry each other
You might at best be invited to the wedding as a courtesy, but they would make sure you don't feel too welcome

>>48496842
I want to marry this bunny Seiran

>>48601418

>>48496842

>>48496842
Marriage is a human tradition
Spiritual beings have no need for such needless ceremonies

Do Lunarians count as humans or youkais? Asking for a friend.

>>48610786
Neither. That's all they are and all they will ever be.

>>48610786
They're aliens, my nigga...

>>48610786
They're former humans who detached themselves from the impurity of the Earth

>>48610786
Don't worry, Reimu won't turn you into a fortune teller. But beware of the angry racist Chinese (ex-)mom, yelling at the clouds.

>>48610798
>>48610861
>>48610898
>>48610904
Well, thanks you all for your insight! I know what to do now.

.

>>48601429
Rabbits get nervous when someone tries to catch them

impoverish life with my adorable and gloomy wife.

>>48611037
I seek novelty and humans are too normal.

>>48573524
The Tengu cries out in pain as it burns your village to the ground

>>48579645
I want a neck like that, I'm tired of my pencil neck

>>48613621
I sentence you to 2 years gym membership

>>48617012
I go to the gym already but i need to work my neck. Then sometimes i think maybe. a thick neck would make me look even worse because my face is small.