/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>48508784
FROST SPOODER

cow

Make more mice!

>>48508803
>t. razer employee

Remember to spend the weekend before Christmas with your auntster, then you can give her the best present that she could ever receive or conceive

>>48508802
i want a cow²

>>48508813
slippers?

>>48508813
>t. anon about to kill himself for being a shitty person.

>>48508817
Anon, you cannot handle a square cow. She will be too large! Also, you'll hurt yourself on her hard corners!

Make sure to give your kikis the holidays off

>>48508876
>Tell Miss Kiki she has off the 24th AND 25th.
>She's stricken, and begs you to take it back.
Fuck you, Anon.

>>48508883
sounds like it wasn't it enough time off
just give her the whole week off

If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in.

>>48508895
YOUR ADVICE IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.

>(Revoke the frailties of flesh. Let us in.)

>>48508938
I dunno--I kinda want to try shog ice cream.

>You're tearing me apart anon!

Sometimes I wish I had an editor fairy, proofreading and going through a story can be bothersome...

>>48508934
your right anon...
3 MONTH FULLY PAID LUXURY HOLIDAY TO THE SUNNY SUMMERSET ISLES WHERE SHE'LL ENJOY ALL LIFE CAN OFFER WHILST BEING WAITED ON HAND AND FOOT BY HER OWN PERSONAL HOLIDAY STAFF!
ONLY THE VERY BEST FOR SUCH A HARD WORKER!

>>48509013
She's got some downsides.

>>48509013
She would just reply with "GANBARE" no matter how it turned out.

>>48509017
Ooooooooh, you're trying to get that anon reverse raped by an enraged kiki. I get it, I get it. Carry on!

>>48509027
My secret is to not have a deadline, negating the downside!

>>48509050
Even if you have no deadlines, Miss Editor won't let you simply relax.

On the ninth day of Christmas my monster gave to me...
Nine ghouls a-nibbling,
Eight mushrooms raging,
Seven spider sweaters,
Six cuddlefucks,
FIIIIVE LIPSTICK RIIIINGGS!
...
Four daughters fawning,
Three greenworms mweeping,
Two twin collars,
And eternal matrimony!

https://imgbox.com/g/u7iAbnIoD9
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 31. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/ahzHQHuL

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

We'll just go to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for all this to blow over.

>>48509013
I think she would prefer to sit on the edge of your desk and listen to you narrate and voice act the whole thing out loud until you stop interrupting the performance with "oh hold on I could change that".

>>48509101
But I just want to spend time with my wife, not ghouls.

>>48509105
How does she do it????

>>48509067
So does she drink the whole mug? Take sips over the course of a month? Bathe in it and absorb the caffeine through the wings?

Illegal baphs

>>48509173
I'm pretty sure she's just spiking your coffee with monster energy drink for even more caffeine.

>>48509181
LEGAL baphs.

>>48509173
Normally miss fairy just makes a fairy sized cup of coffee and drinks it. You know she's stressed when she makes a human sized cup of coffee, then shrinks it to fairy size and drinks it.

>>48509105
FAT LIM ASS

>>48509105
the yeti, full of ill intent
i figure boggleboe bjs would look really funny from a third person perspective
selkie sexo

>>48509191
>extra fluffy baph with malleable gote ears
i must dabble in the forbidden arcane arts to attract the attention of higher powers... no, haku, not those powers, go away yes I DID MY HOMEWORK god

>>48509191
Fake ID

>>48509181
Doesn't even really read as a Baphomet tbqh

>>48509290
got to at least have a novelty scythe or something

>>48509377
Doesn't even have the paws either.

>>48509377
Would a realm plastic toy scythe really contribute to her legitimacy?

>be time mage
>have perfected a spell that can rapidly age things in order to turn them into dust
>see my rival, the dumb baphomet bitch who keeps trying to seduce me
>the bumbling baphomet who keeps insisting to me that the fate of all wizards is to one day be become loving husbands to monsters like her
>confront her and tell her that this is the end of her days of tormenting me with the idea of losing my virginity (I'm a mage, I would NEVER)
>use my spell to rapidly age her by hundreds of years so she will wither and die!
>...she instead seems to rapidly grow from being a small loli to a taller, bustier goat girl
>okay, nothing is wrong, this is okay, I should have remembered that monsters like her have naturally longer lifespans
>I will instead increase the intensity of my magic and age her by a few thousand years rapidly to dust her!
>...
>she is now taller than me, with breasts three times larger than my head and hips and thighs so thick she might get stuck in a doorframe
>I have essentially only accomplished transforming her into a turbo hag by accident
>she is now reaching for my comparatively tinier head with her massive claw and a shit eating grin on her face
Fuck. This did not go as planne-

>>48509050
My secret is to just not write and it’s worked just fine so far now for nearly five years.

>>48509580
Of course, the only thing you will ever get in return is harsh criticism so why bother?

>>48509191
That bapho is underage, and I don't care.
What I do care about is her fake ID skills.

Another day another catgirl.

>>48509615
It’s more like it just wasn’t fun anymore. Simple as.

>>48509836
You have fun?

I like creatures like this

I like creatures like this

>>48509899
ngl anon, she looks kinda dumb

>>48509902
The guy that made her talisman did it wrong so her brain is stuck on 16 bit mode

>>48509917
It's not broken, it's just bottlenecking. Too much power draw from her tits and ass. You can imbue all the magic power in the world into your rig, it isn't going to make a difference if your talisman bottlenecks.
Should have gone with a MonCo ZombieAce. That looks like one of the knockoffs brands from Singapore or Malaysia.

>the furtard is back at it with his shitty scribbles
kek wonder how long he'll last before seething at the gallery again

>>48509938
Fear not, I'll color it tomorrow.

>>48509013
you known after getting into A.I. text gen due to never believing I could write creatively (so might as well just slop it)
I've ironically gone backwards, writing more and more in between to guide the gens, until one day I realized I was in fact writing more than genning.

>>48509942
it wont make the gallery either way but ok

Alright, this needs to be said; most baphos are hags lying about their age.
Pick a random Tina Turner or Tears for Fears song or something and play it for your bapho. Watch her face as she tries to pretend not to recognize it.

>>48509953
AI is genuinely great for breaking writers block
It can't write for shit on its own but it's good at inspiring ideas

>>48509963
Date a Bapho that's honest about her age.

>>48509963
Prince is better
Nobody under 30 can recognize a single Prince song

>>48509899
even when i see a drawing of a female character clearly drawn and intended to be viewed as a shortstack
i imagine her at least a head taller than me and breathing heavily as she smiles down at me
is there something wrong with me

>>48509959
I ain't concerned.

>>48509999
Nobody asked if you are.

High time to get Trolled.

>>48509191
I thought all baphos were hags

>>48510175
Momonika is the only exception I can think of.

>>48510147
I can't wait

So do baphos secretly have a krampus styled bombshell of an adult form or are they eternal lolis by default?

>>48510218
Why get off-brand Krampus when REAL Krampus is available and near her yearly peak?

>>48510225
Hmm, maybe soak her in some rum first.

>>48510225
What if krampus is just a christmas themed baphomet?

>>48510228
What? Like a fruitcake?
https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/free-range-fruitcake-recipe-1926833

>>48510218
They're smol by default, but it's implied they all experimented with the megamorphosis spell at some point.

>>48510231
That's awfully rude, krampus-chan is as straight as an arrow.

>>48510230
Oh, interesting! Like a loli Miss Krampus runs the Christmas Sabbath? That's kinda adorable, honestly. Sabbath girls would be WAY TOO POWERFUL if they got to go full Christmas mode on folks--presents, candy, presents, mistletoe, presents, hot cocoa, presents, decorations, AND...
PRESENTS!
A loli Miss Krampus clad in nothing but ribbons, mistletoe and Christmas lights would be well-nigh unstoppable.

>>48510225
I want a Krampus and Bapho gyarus in highschool both fighting for my dick in a violent threesome during lunch break after they snatched me and pulled me to the girl's bathroom without my consent

>>48509568
Has time magic ever not backfired?
I mean really, is there a single notable figure in your textbooks that didn't end up in a rape loop?

>>48510451
yeah, but those guys were all idiots incapable of learning from others' mistakes
me on the other hand...

>>48510254
>starting a turf war with the whitehornic festivity lodge
This is not a path you want to go down. Even ancient evils know their limits.

>>48510487
Eh, I don't care what they all do. I just want a more festive Christmas!

>>48509013
I don't do things like that lol

>>48509985
I'm the exact same way, I'm very tall but any time I imagine a woman I'm usually no higher than chest level. But for her in particular, I mean, those are amazon hips. She has a big lady's body. Also she has a long intricate pretty dress with lots of ruffles that are easier to imagine large.

I even imagine most pyrows as taller than me even though I'd probably have at least 2 heads over them.

>>48508938
well... okay, if miss shog thinks it's a good idea, i'll give it a try...

>>48511024
Remember the old Batman: Beyond cartoon? Remember the dude who wanted to become a slime like Inque?

I headcanon that dormice are more prone to nightmares when they're not snuggled up to their husband in bed. Granted, you can't spend all your time in bed with her, especially since she sleeps 16+ hours a day, but when you see her start to get restless in bed, go in there and cuddle her; doing so immediately gets rid of the nightmares for her. You don't want her to wake up in a fright because she dreamed that you disappeared and was lost to her forever, and when she wakes up, you're nowhere to be found. Be her comfort!

>>48511154
He ended up like that because she intentionally fucked him over.

Call me crazy but I think that Magus is a feminist woman. After rereading a lot of his stories, I found that they all contain a strong boss girl, a wimpy and weak man, any man with power is evil and lose everything at the end, big chunks are dedicated to women empowerment...

>>48511158
>wake up in a fright because she dreamed that you disappeared and was lost to her forever, and when she wakes up, you're nowhere to be found.
Please don't post gore in the thread.

But I've also heard a theory that dark wocks and nightcheshires are born from dormouse nightmares. Horrible things.

>>48510837
This pose reminds me of a certain glory kill animation from nuDoom, the one where you rip off a demon's horn and do a funny thing with it

>>48511305
Sometimes I daydream about cutting a malef horns and use as a trophy on my armor.

>>48511277
HOLY SHIT GUYS STOP THE (MATING) PRESS, ANON DISCOVERED THAT FEMDOMFAGS WANT FEMALE EMPOWERMENT!

Happiness is a silly old bear and a jar of hunny

>>48511363
getting sexually mauled by a bear girl

>>48511348
I can't be the only one who found it counter intuitive. Why would you play against your own team is beyond me.

>>48510837
Why is that Pyrow so smug in that vulnerable position?

>>48511348
The feminist nonsense of our world doesn't apply to Monsterous Women as Monster Girls don't want to be men, nor do they want to harm men unlike our human female feminists.

>>48511379
What if I never got along with boys/men and always preferred the company of girls?

>>48511379
because the other team winning is hotter stupid

>>48511393
nta but In MGE, yes mostly, but in Magus's story, no this rule doesn't apply and he doesn't shy away from writing edgy things where men can beat to a pulp.

>>48511440
Yeah, that's why I think magus is a woman, when you read something like the dark elf story it feels full of vitriol for viril man and only a woman could think of something that's fuck up.

>>48511479
Dunno, from my experience women do milder variants of femdom with more focus on emotional side.

>>48511502
Turning a man into a mindbroken slave fits your description well.

You people stir shit over the weirdest reasons. I for one NEED to be owned by a Dark Elf, for my own good.

>>48511479
Why do you care so much? What changes or why does it matter whether Magus is female or not.

>>48511559
We don't want your input, daughter-fucker

>strong boss women
Go on...
>in positions of power
Please be my face
>Making men lose to them
YES
>Empowered (by dark magicks)
AAAAAAHHH

>>48511568
Imagine I posted a picture of Meriadoc Brandybuck smoking a pipe here.

>>48511568
You're just mad he'll be hogging all that cunny for himself

>>48511567
It would explain a lot

'member when monster girls was a femdom fetish setting?
i 'member

>>48511622
Do you have a crush on this image of a female Magus? Do you have sexual fantasies of her? Stop. Get help.

>>48511637
Nope, I find it funny especially when you consider that the main source of the monster stories, a refuge for anons who despise women, are written by a woman.

>>48511669
you're truly pitiful if such headcanons are what you've been reduced to

>>48511669
Why would anyone despise women? I just think they're better off dead is all

>>48511699
>>48511720
Hypocrites, you're the first to say shit like "the monster is outside instead of outside"

>>48511669
but i don't hate women
i just think it'd be hot if they were bigger and stronger and more predisposed to aggressive sexual assault

>>48511770
>the monster is outside instead of outside
They can also be on the inside, however

>>48511770
Outside instead of inside*

>Muh femdom
>Muh maledom
>Muh women bad
Don't care, just choose the good one and stick with her. Raging mushrooms are also a thing, goes both ways for hyper femdom or hyper maledom or spicy switch

>>48511720
>>48511808
i give you this nonrefundable, nonexchangeable cheshire for christmas for being based on the internet (I threw away the receipt)

>>48511854
You changed fr*g, you grown soft.

>>48511770
Mick please, go throw these tantrums back in your discord

>>48511878

Fuck off, it's Christmas and we're spending it here, could we at least speak about things we enjoy instead of bickering like old hags on an overdone and pointless subject?
For example, what kind of gift would you offer to your wife and why?

im so frickin lonely

>>48511972
Well that's not going to change by complaining about it here!

>>48511972
say that out loud
a monster will arrive shortly, she might even be under your bed right now!

Remember to hug your cold undead wife alot during winter especially Liches, they get lonely easily

>>48511900
I'm having trouble coming up with something an ice queen would enjoy. She's had plenty of time to acquire things she likes and dispose of what she doesn't, and ice queens are fairly austere as far as mamono royalty go. At least on the surface. Maybe something like a vial of my frozen tears of joy for being in her life would touch her, but that kind of thing is hard to gather up, and I'm not about to go sit in my study and think about the day we married with a little glass vial held up against my cheek just to get a reaction out of her.

Santa claus sneaking into the Makai and filling the lilim's stockings and putting presents underneath the christmas tree. Despite their world-ending powers, not even the lilims or demon lord or hero can do anything against the power of holiday cheer. The jolly bearded man silences them with just a finger to his lips and a wrinkle of his nose.

>>48512368
no one can figure out how he handles sandworms but he has a method and it's consistent

>>48511900
>dungeon crawling with the boys
>"So what are you gonna do with your cut of the treasure?"
>"Well I need a present for my wife and you know how dragons love antique coins. I'm hoping we'll find some she hasn't seen before."
>"Wait, you have a dragon? Why didn't you bring her along? God, this would have been so much easier with a dragon."
>"It wouldn't be much of a present if I made her do all the work, now would it?"

>>48512368
The only man who can escape wonderland.
The only man who can sneak into dragon lairs and not wake them
Sails through echidna dungeons with utmost ease
Visits the deepest ocean trenches, furtherest frozen fjords and widest shifting sands all in one night

is he just miss krampus' OC?

>>48512385
Their "chimney" is their pooper. Santa goes STRAIGHT UP their poopers to deliver presents. He's just that damn dedicated.

>>48512407
No, her OC is Black Peter. She's got some issues, man.

>>48512368
I'm really quite taken with the idea that he remains an unwavering bastion of humanity's culture post-portals and extends his generosity to the benevolent occupiers of foreign lands
I just find myself wishing he had more traditional saintly garb as the widely used outfit instead of the one invented by Coca-Cola
The idea of our most powerful and benevolent figure being modeled after a soda marketing campaign doesn't sit right with me
Something closer to the original Sinterklaas that the Coke design was based on would be nice, picrel

>>48512684
>and
First nice monster girl pic faggot
Second, you're thinking about saint Nicolas

>offtopic image again
they just cant help themselves huh?

>>48511998
Thanks, Shog-chan

>>48510254
>loli Krampus clad in nothing but ribbons and mistletoe
Naturally she would wear the mistletoe as a decoration in her hair and just above her chest and hanging off her hips.

All of the skills I've trained, all the wisdom I've acquired through pain, and hardship I've endured in this life will all come together to mold me perfectly for my final role as a wock's daki.

>>48509839
Yes, but writing sex tends to get boring, personally, after a while. Not that hard to understand.

>It's Sunday, December 22.
>The time is 7:16 am.
>You are still alone.
>If you believed in god, you'd pray for love.
>You don't, so you just lie in bed.
>Hear a sound...
>Almost like a whisper.
>Probably people talking in the adjacent apartment.
>"If you build it, they will come."
>Or maybe they're watching Field of Dreams, who knows?

>"If you build it, they will come."
>As the day goes by, you either can't get the sentence out of your head or you keep hearing it.
>Hard to say.
>But it's easy to confirm that by the time you go to bed it's still happening, it's louder, and it actually interferes with your sleep.
>You just keep hearing it. And it won't stop.
>It increases in volume if you have other noises going on, so your plan to drown it out in white noise fails.

>"If you build it, they will come."
>You barely slept last night.
>And it's Monday now.
>You took the week off of work, but still.
>This is miserable.
>The voice is even louder now, more insistent and more commanding.
>It veritably screams at you when you try to leave your apartment.

>"If you build it, they will come."
"BUILD WHAT?"
>This is driving you crazy.
>"If you build it, they will come."
"THAT'S NOT HELPING! BUILD WHAT! THIS IS AN APARTMENT AND THERE'S NO WAY TO PUT A GODDAMN BASEBALL FIELD IN IT!"
>You feel like you're starting to go crazy.
>"It."
>Fuck it, we ball.

>"If you build it, they will come."
>Grab your toolbox, pull out a hammer.
>It's for nails, not demolition, but whatever.
>You can't build anything in here, but maybe taking the hammer to something will make it stop?
>It does seem to help.
>Holding a hammer feels... right... somehow.
>Almost as if guided by an otherworldly force, you wander off to your bedroom.
>Then to one of your walls.
>In the center of that wall, near the ground, you make an experimental tap with the hammer.
>Feels wrong.
>Move over a little.
>Tap again.
>That's IT.
>You don't know WHAT the "IT" is, but you feel confident that's the IT you need to build. Somehow.
>Begin hammering hard and fast.

>"If you build it, they will come."
>You've broken down a hole in the wall. It's as wide as the space between the studs, and starts at the baseboards, going up about 3 feet.
>It's still not right yet.
>You don't know what's missing.
>Decide to start wandering the apartment to see what it might be.
>After all, you're either in the midst of a psychotic break or having a genuine divine intercession right now.
>With all these mamono around, either is possible.

>"If you build it, they will come."
>You feel almost like you've lost it.
>Nothing in your apartment feels like the thing that should go in the hole.
>And the voice seems to have finally stopped.
>In exhaustion, you finally collapse into sleep on your bed.

>"If you build it, they will come."
>It's Tuesday, Christmas Eve.
>You slept soundly and for more than 12 hours.
>It's still morning, but you have no more voice in your head.
>Looking at the wall opposite your bed, you're horrified to see a hole in it.
>Hell, it's big enough you could crawl through it.
>What the hell were you thinking?
>You have to get someone to fix this!
>Ideally without your apartment management finding out because this is certifiably insane.

>It turns out that looking for a home repair on Christmas Eve is crazy difficult.
>Everything's either closed or only open for emergencies.
>You at least pick up or vacuum up all the detritus from your adventure in home improvement.
>Putter around a bit throughout the day, not really doing much.
>Then, feeling kinda sleepy, you turn in early again.

>>48513286
>You wake up to the clattering of... hooves?
>It's dark, so you turn on the nightlight.
>HOLY SHIT
>A wild mamono appeared!
>It's a krampus--gotta be.
>She's in your wall, in the hole you made.
>But caught by her horns in the drywall.

>You look at her.
>She looks at you.
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jdkKvjWH2-E
>Then she pushes forward and topples onto your floor, her horns pulling more of the drywall off in the process.

>You don't really know what to say.
>A 6 foot tall krampus trying to pull bits of drywall off her horns and out of her hair is not something you're emotionally ready for right now.
>Or ever, really. You don't know that you're EVER in the emotional headspace for that.

>Finally, she finishes preening or cleaning or whatever it is gotes do.
>She looks at you and mutters,
>"Your fireplace is awful."
"What?"
>"But thank you for building it. Nothing makes a Krampus madder than having to walk into her new home like some common house cat."
>A suitcase falls out of the hole somehow.
>Then another.

>While you're still too stunned to respond properly, she walks up to your stammering form and murmurs into your ear,
>"Merry Christmas!"

>>48511158
If the afterlife contained this monster girl, and I was fated to be with her forever, then I would immediately ropemaxx

>>48511770
Did you not realize yet the monster girl fandom is mostly full of women haters.

>>48513448
Which is weird to me. Y'all know that monster girls are still girls, right?

>>48511567
It makes the stories much hotter.

>>48511637
Well, I didn't until you mentioned it. Now I must softly caress Magus-chan cuddled up near the fireplace and ask her to write more perverted stories where a cute grill gets ploughed by a fireplace.

>>48511637
>Magus is just a Dark Mage who found smut from our world

>>48513475
They're the good ones.

>>48513738
Manticores can't ALSO do sweater nappings! That's too powerful! Officer Lilim-chan, arrest this Core!

>>48513738
ok but can she purrs and be petted next to the fireplace?

>>48513448
>Mostly full of woman haters
Women hate men enjoying monster girls because it’s something out of their control. There was no shortages of feminists calling MGE objectification of women, ignoring that Mamono have their own lives and dreams.

Fuck off.

>>48513780
All mamono can do that.

Dragons, lizardmen, salamanders, wurms and all related monster are not near or inside nuclear power plants or radioactive sites.

>>48513750
Monsters have learned the sweater snuggling hack, officer Lilim can't stop them all

>>48513788
>There was no shortages of feminists calling MGE objectification of women
Uh, really? Because I call bullshit on this simply because MGE is like a niche within a niche.

>>48513790
only kot-like can purr and knitting

>>48513797
Officer Lilim got as a Christmas gift from her mom an ugly sweater.
I've heard her say its comfy.
I'm personally am not worried about her using it to sweater nap me since im jewis-mmphhhh

>>48513448
>women haters
bro, this fandom is full of people who would happily wear a collar and lick feet of their mistress

>>48513286
>>48513370
Yeah but what about baseball though?

>>48514065
Honestly, I'm just glad you interacted with this at all. So, thank you for that.
I did the Night Gaunt story last thread, and didn't even get a "you suck" out of it.

>>48514085
Well people don't like to read long greentexts, it's not easy on the eyes.
Thank you for your effort.

>>48511379
6 hour ago post i know but, its because said weak and wimpy men (average femdom consumer) usually can't fit in or compete against their own team (normal healthy men)

>>48514085
the nigh gaunt story was just sad, she deserved better.

>>48514140
Some story ideas I come up with are sad! But fair feedback. Thanks for reading it.

>>48514085
Ah I actually read that Night Gaunt greentext but I forgot to comment, I wonder what a Cupid would say seeing a Night Gaunt playing reluctant matchmaker.

>>48514231
Depends on the cupid, I suppose.
Well-Adjusted and Normal Cupid (v. rare)
>Happy matches are being made
>Supportive of her ally in matchmaking

Twitchy, Cold Loner Cupid (common)
>Bitches and moans about how Miss Night Gaunt is doing everything wrong
>Stops short of claiming the matches are errors, though--just thinks they're being done badly

Turbo Autist Cupid (uncommon)
>"Of course you know, this means war."

>>48514161
It's not a negative just weird like it was missing something else.

>>48514100
I'm weak but I won't turn into a traitor. Your reasoning is wacky

>>48514314
you didn't expect something sensible, did you?

>>48514320
I don't get you, what do you mean by that?

>>48514341
insane in -> insane out

>>48514348
I'm still clueless. I will ponder and try to solve your riddle

>>48514320
I expect nothing and I'm still disappointed.

>>48514266
>Cupid sees a Night Gaunt ferrying men across the city
>goes "..." with a blank stare

I'm starting to hate Christmas. Being alone again make it stings

>>48514422
There's room for two under certain sweaters

>>48514434
Not in real life anon

>>48514051
>lick feet of their mistress
Can confirm. I don't have a foot fetish but every time I think of Lilim toes I feel the urge to suck on them.

>>48514463
I'm considering this cat wizard/witch/?

>Hey jerkface, let me in!

2 days until Christmas…

I forgot to do yesterday’s. Whoops.

>>48512177
kidnap her from the throne directly to the nearest karaoke place and sing the Snow Miser song at her; sometimes the best present is just quality time away from royal duties, hanging out with friends

>>48514518
Oh, Anon, that's NAUGHTY. You are definitely going to be sacked for now.

>>48512177
>>48514523
Agreed. It makes sense to focus on:
>What you can provide that other people can't (your time, your presence)
>What the other person values (maybe Queen Icy likes coffee, and you bring it to her in bed--sure a servant COULD do that, but you're there and you make it happen)

Also, try swishing the coffee around in your mouth and then expel it into hers like a BABY BIRD.
I am not a cheshire.

>>48514515
In what, chalk lizard?

>>48514851
I can't tell what colour her scales are to see if she's venomous.
I should honestly just ask while I'm tied up like this

>>48514916
Is it healthy to cum on plants?

>>48514923
Very healthy.

>>48510151
>clumsy succ with band-aid on horn
I will platonically protect and care for this vile creature

>>48514885
All Carl snakes are venomous anon

>>48514994
if only there were some simple way to tell a milk snake from a coral snake

>>48515031
you can ask them snakes dont lie nope never always trusssssst a snake if you ask me yep whatever they say is the truth.

A snake got Adam and Eve thrown out of paradise. Snake bad.
STEP ON SNEK

>>48515054
Hey, hey! Eve chose to eat the apple herself. Free will, baby. No step on snek.

>>48515054
God wants you to handle snakes.

Snake - adjective - A treacherous person.

>>48515092
i meant noun im sorry haku

>>48515054
>"Yes, step on me, Anon!"
>t. v. rare subby lamia's mating call

>>48515111
if i had a big snake lady i'd hug her

>>48515111
Man, if only i had a giant snek woman who looked at me like that.
IF ONLY there were a species of snek woman specifically known for being very lovey-dovey with their mates.
Alas, I do not believe such a snek exists, and I doubt anyone could prove me wrong in my quest for this White Whale. Or White Snek, as it were.

>>48515121
Quote from man on fire

hate snake.
snake is bad.
ever play sneks and ladders?
yeah, exactly. do you want to land on a snake? no, the snake space is bad, ergo sneks are bad.

>>48515144
Shh! I'm hunting hebis!

>>48515146
love snake.
snake is good.
ever play sneks and ladders?
yeah, exactly. do you want to land on a snake? yes, the snake space is bad (you go down on her! get it! GET IT?!?!), ergo sneks are good.

>>48515146
this is a snek

>>48515161
this is also a snek

>>48515031
I mean yeah no shit. The consistency and taste of their milk.

Keep em warm.

>>48515302
2 snakes? really? in this economy?

>>48515326
they're much more manageable than those troublesome endotherms

>>48515336
they mooch off hard-working mammal's body heat.

>Anons posting about snakes despite it being winter and the snakes being in hibernation

>>48512159
>Liches and Wights walk around the house naked or in lingerie
>ask husband for warmth all the time because they got cold again

>>48515341
why are you being so inefficient with thermoregulation if you don't want to share?

>>48515377
brumation
it's brumation

>>48515377
Summer in straya ya cunt

>>48515395
I love cute sub apho, we need more of them

>>48515377
just have her put on a sweater. She'll be fine.

>>48515405
is this grape a sub? context?

>>48515377
They can’t rape if they’re hibernating.

>>48515539
common misconception
while sluggish and slow to think, they are still active while in brumation. so she might not notice you saying things like "no" or "stop" she'll still be going through the motions

I am the one who rapes.

>>48515518
In my head she's

>>48515326
You can put them to lay eggs to cover some expenses

Bros I just learned about Kaprekar's Constant and it spooked me, I need your drunkenest mamono to wipe out my brain cells and let me forget the number 6174

Spending Christmas night with your bro

>>48515563
being trapped in a room with a perpetually half-asleep snake where the slightest mistake means you're being coiled for a couple months

I want to be sold at a desert kingdom slave auction to a milf grape snek.

>>48515650
You're not supposed to spend Christmas with your girlfriend not playing video games with a friend

>>48515650
You're supposed to spend Christmas with your girlfriend not playing video games with a friend

>>48515688
these things happen

>>48515650
She should wear something warm though

>>48515650
Bro (wife)

>>48515684
i didn't vote for her

>>48515650
There are sayings like "the first new year's hug has to be to someone from the opposite gender to bring good luck", I wonder if in the MGE culture it is something like "the first new year's load has to be inside the closest one of the opposite gender for good luck" and your Alp bro says it just before new year's countdown

>>48515650
Running into your bro under the mistletoe
No homo

pollinators are important to the ecosystem

It's her time now.

>>48515650
Bro could give a birth to a watermelon with those hips.

>>48508784
Doot doot

>>48515859
what is to be done about noisy angels?

>>48509615
>Only ever get harsh criticism
Only ever happens if you go out of your way to write shit meant to provoke a negative reaction or you have shit quality control. Most readers tend to either leave kudos with no comment, or nothing at all and move on about their day. But nice try got me to respond after what felt like a coon’s age of sleep.

Gonna ask this fox for directions while barely speaking the language.

>>48515916
you cant trust foxes
she'll just lead you to her fox den and play all manners of trickery on you

>>48515916
You end up at an ancient shrine, far away from any inhabited area

>>48515916
advisable

>>48514051
Sure but their mistress isn't a woman, not really.

>>48515933
This might be a shocking revelation for some here, but a woman with fox ears and fluffy tails is still a woman.
Yes anons, once your waifu crosses the portal to our side, she becomes 3DPD.

>>48515942
Doomposting? This close to Christmas?!

>>48515932
Local fox told me that hand signal is like a thumbs up in their culture.

>>48515916
>Hello local proprietress, could you show me to one of your lodgings?
>(hey pretty lady, which way to your room?)

There's a reason why it's called the Dragon Throne.
These beauties rule the world

Now in amazing technicolor.

ded

>>48515798
Running into your bro under the mistletoe in the shower
No homo

>>48516111

it's going to be a wight christmas

>>48516170
Showering with your bro isn't gay though, specially after a workout, it's just a shower

>>48516276
It's like a giant furry anus.

>>48516226
I want to rest my head on a Wight's thighs.

>>48516226
I wish I had a wight sugar mommy to spend Christmas with.

>>48516328
she needs a sweater or she will catch cold from the snow

>when your hebi wife asks if she can order pizza and ends up getting 6 XL pizzas, all meatlovers
>she's eating them all herself

>>48516247
What's even the difference between these two when it comes to their species details? Something about one marrying you if you beat her in a fight or not and the other if you can just fight?

>>48516289
And this is just a giant.

>>48516385
salamanders are hotter

>>48516385
They're the same at the core. It's just one is a fire elemental, and the other isn't. And the fire elemental lizard is more forward and open about her thoughts, while the regular lizard is more calm and reserved.

>>48516385
This >>48516441
but also Lizards lean more towards getting mered when you defeat them, while Salamanders are more excited by the battling in general rather than being bested specifically.

On the tenth day of Christmas my monster gave to me...
Ten titty milkshakes,
Nine ghouls a-nibbling,
Eight mushrooms raging,
Seven spider sweaters,
Six cuddlefucks,
FIIIIVE LIPSTICK RIIIINGGS!
...
Four daughters fawning,
Three greenworms mweeping,
Two twin collars,
And eternal matrimony!

>>48516441
That's boring. We should make it so one is lethal.

Imagine enjoying your bro's milk everyday on your cereal and in your coffee

>>48516458
The guy with nine Ghoul wives must have the stamina of a god

EVERY TIME YOU MASTURBATE, THE DEMON LORD KILLS A CATGIRL
PLEASE
THINK OF THE CATGIRLS

>>48516525
Does this include Cheshires? I hope so.

>>48516458
>Two twin collars,
For two good girls! Second one not pictured.

>>48516562
>Cu Shit

>>48516525
Tell the demon lord to send me a catgirl, I'll never masturbate again with one by my side.

>>48516504
My bro shouldn't have such a big yankable tail.

>>48516353
They would be great conversationalists, the best company even beyond the sex and how mesmerizingly beautiful they are to look at. I wish I had a loli Wight to spend christmas and new year's with.

bed time

I guess that guy talking about an MGERPG update was making it up.

>>48516504
I prefer my bro enjoying my milk instead, if you know what I mean

>>48516692
Every time someone writes MGERP I always read it as "mpreg"

>>48516701
That's what the game is about in the secret alp route.

>>48516664
My concern would then be that I'm bad company. Hard to compare to a woman who's been rich and hasn't needed to fear death for centuries.

>>48516650
Your bro has a tail you like to yank, you have a butt she likes to crack with her tail, it evens out.

>>48516692
It was mentioned by somebody close to KC originally, and I thought I would share it in here. Mostly just to piss off Mickey boy.

>>48516787
You know what you need to do for christmas to make a happy new year.

>>48516565
Sure is.

>Fur shit

Decided to continue the somewhat long greentext involving a Phoenix from last year, as there was some story points I felt like revisiting alongside giving best bird some more representation. Should've been done forever ago, but things happened to get in the way. Additionally, got a piece to go alongside with it from Yerb, hope you enjoy it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61505395

Undead hours.

>>48516892
Crease between torso and thigh got me thinking.

>>48516897
many have pondered the vagina bones

>>48516922
If she has a bone in her vagina, it should be yours.

>>48516804
Ain't no way that made it into the gallery. Also:
>Furshit

Guys, I accidentally got drunk on shitty blackberry brandy. I sure hope no monstergirls take advantage of me in my weakened, suggestable state.

>>48516980
I don't see why I should care if kurovahs art made it into a gallery or not.

>>48517008
>anon was later seen being dragged into a bedroom by a greenworm while she laughs evilly

>>48516524
At some point you just give up and let them have their way. Exhausted pillow princess anon ravaged by the undead.
At 3 AM they all stomp on him and fall asleep like a bunch of kots

>>48517079
I suppose it'd be pillow prince, actually...

>>48517092
No, no, call me princess.

you can bus a succ, but you can't succ a bus.

>>48517101
Mister masculine here.

>>48516833
Uh, I'd love to read it anon, but it could really use some line breaks.

>>48517101
You'll sure feel like royalty covered in drool, bite marks, hickeys, and red mana handprints while Ms. Lich completes her lab report from the viewing platform.

>>48517118
>Quitter talk.
>t. Anon who will never bed the most erotic, most powerful automaton--the city bus.

>>48517135
>everyone always laughed at me for "riding the short bus"
>who's laughing now?

>>48516701
You said it before. I think it's a genuine you problem.

>>48517249

>>48516701
>>48517251
Let him cook.
Tell us more about the mpreg, Anon-chan.

Chapter 4 of A Sticky Situation out!
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/60465280/chapters/157377838

>>48517268
fucking FINALLY

>>48517258
this isnt your larp discord channel, get lost

>>48517280
>he doesn't want to be a pampered princess for a concerned monster girl wife
Anon?

>>48517287
He's just jealous.

>>48517118
That succ be bussin fr fr

>>48517303
The succubus is a WILY and CANNY huntress.

>>48513370
After all, what is drywall but a very dense, inedible marshmallow?
Inedible to nonwurms at least.

>>48517338
What's up with all the birbs?

>>48517012
Moreso the fact that it's Cait Sith than anything.

>>48517310
>Wake up, get ready to go to work
>When I leave my apartment my kitsune neighbour's gigantic ass is sticking out of her door
>"Oh no, the door got stuck when I was trying to close it! I am totally defenseless, I hope no young stud tries to-"
>Ignore her, get to the parking lot
>A gremlin's lower body is hanging from a truck's almost closed hood
>Keep walking, eyes focused on my car
>Get to work
>The kikimora janitor got stuck on the cleaning closet's door
>A manticore's tail got stuck in a standing desk
>My anubis boss got stuck in the copy machine somehow
How do monsters manage to do this every day.

>>48517429
They are not used to this modern world, and are often flummoxed by its intricacies.

>>48517429
When it comes to giant breasts everyone jokes about back pain. No one ever considers the REAL issues they cause: horrible balance and difficulty in tight places.

>>48517429
kek

>>48517526
>artist's name is nekoneko
>not a drawing of a neko
why even live

>>48517530
For the day we go to cat kingdom heaven, imshallah. 72 virgin caits await the man who martyrs himself.

>>48517536
>72 virgin caits
https://files.catbox.moe/9qatip.webp
pass

>>48517549
Mall santa is the most dangerous job for single men. Specially if you live in a farming district. There's still whispers of the Great Hosltaur Stampede of December '82