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Slut thread?

You must be from yesterday.

Anon, are you an idiot? Where ever does it say anothing sexual about Yuuka in the canon material? OH SHE GOES TO HUMAN VILLAGE SHE MUST BE A SLUT-
Oh wait, that's not it? You are an even bigger of fool than I though. You see fanart of Yuuka giving tit-job and then your first thoughts are "OH SNAPS CANON SLUT CONFIRMED" and you make a thread about it /jp/, all exited about your new discovery. I imagine you're all like "Tee-hee-hee, I'm so funny and witty, tee-hee-hee, they will love me for this".
Sadly we do not appreciate comedy genius of your kind here. We will not love you for your "why is yuuka such a slut?" and a picture found from Danbooru.

Get the fuck out.

>>4850825
Chill out, bro.

>>4850837
I'm 95% chill most of the time. I have to fill in my quota of unchill when I get drunk on Fridays.

>>4850825
I bet you love Aya and Sanae threads.

>>4850950
In case you are wondering, I'm the guy that occasionally complains about how girls /jp/ declares as "sluts" aren't proper sluts.

>>4850977
I thought that was me...I'm confused now.

Secondary fag here,

isn't Yuuka the one that eats people?

>>4850992
...To clear it up, I'm the one who desires proper sluts, displaying slutty behaviour. Which one are you?

>>4850995
No, that's Rumia. Yuuka is quite civil, unless you annoy her.

Sawako is the only one who is confirmed to have had sex.

>>4850995
Nah.
She's just very dangerous to cross.
Read the PMiSS entry on her.

>>4851016
Uh...I just don't like non-sluts being called sluts.

>>4851058
Oh. Well, I like non-sluts as well.

why indeed?

>>4850825

All Touwhores are sluts, it's a documented fact. It's written right next to the "Touwhores are a blight on existence"

>>4853743

Okay with this, I am.

>>4853743
>Documented fact
[CITATION NEEDED]

>>4853769

It's -documented-, we don't need citations.

>>4853773
Ah, so it's documented here, in this thread?

Here's another documented fact: >>4853743's
mother is a whore, now what.

>>4853776

Of course his mother is a whore, his mother is Yuuka.

I just finished putting my dick in her, to be exact. Then she made me cookies and I played some Modern Warfare 2 with him. Felt good, man.

Why is there so many idiotic Yuka porn threads.

This is ridiculous.

Because she likes too feel good and kills the people that fuck her after that. It's 2 pleasures combined into one, sexual and homicidal.

Enough of this shit. We get it, you have a lot of Yuka porn.

>>4853797

>We get it, Yuuka is a slut

To be fair, I knew that BEFORE this Anon went on his crusade to show the world, but nobody ever listens to me anyway.

>>4853799
Duh, she's only got 3 fanon portrayals:
1) Lovey-dovey with Wriggle
2) Fucking psycho
3) Huge slut

>>4853809


The Psycho and Slut thing go hand in hand, you really didn't need to separate them.

After all, her fans' number one excuse for her slutty behavior is that she kills people after sex. But really, once the deed is done, killing the guy isn't going to make her vagina any less cummed in.

>>4853809
To be fair, thanks to internet porn, everyone gets the HUGE SLUT treatment.

>>4853814

Which brings us back to

>>4853743

>All Touwhores are sluts

It's just a matter of who is the Sluttiest.

I vote Aya as the sluttiest, Sanae as the next sluttiest, and Yuuka as the third sluttiest. I hate Yuuka, so she doesn't get to go first.

>>4853841
>I hate Yuuka, so she doesn't get to go first.

Ok, I laughed. Bless you, nigro.

>>4853845

And people say Tripfags can't make anyone laugh...

Who's trying to force meme Yuuka is a slut. I'm pretty sure I don't remember any threads like this yesterday, but now they appeared all throughout today. Seriously why are people trying to depict Yuuka as a slut all of a sudden now.

>>4853881

She always was a slut, just ask these guys. This just happens to be the new spam du jour.

At least it's not the goddamned Can I Eat You spam all over again.

>>4850647
ranka??