/jp/ - Otaku Culture

None.

Slavery is for brutes.

Tomoyo from clannad or Rin

I would brand her with my love and it will be scorched into her heart.

Rin from Edelweiss Eiden Fantasia. She is my waifu and I would want everyone to know it. Branding her would hurt her though, so I do not think I would go through with it in the end.

>>4847901
hurr sure is whiteknights here durr

Sakuya. I would brand her vagina by tearing apart her hymen with my penis. I'm not going to spoil her skin with a mark.

I'd brand my name on Kisume's bucket.

My waifu brands me.

>>4847937
The skin around the tattoo is reminiscent to that of Pinhead

>>4847936
I always found underboobs 100% more attractive then "overboobs".

>>4847894

First, sauce on that pic.

Second, I would brand mai waifu with a wedding ring around her finger. But it will never happen. So no.

>>4847957
It's actually photoshop.

>>4847957
Guidelines. The picture was probably taken seconds after the tattoo artist was finished.

http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=21251209

>>4848579
What the fuck is this shit?

>>4848581
Normalfags invading our precious sanctum.

>>4847894
sauce?

>>4848579
And one could wonder what could be worse than /b/tards?

>It's far worse than that. It also features men discussing how best to shave legs so they can wear women's underwear with more comfort. Discussion of traps, saying how beautiful they are. Discussion of sex toys.

They forgot to mention how many of us piss and shit on the floor.

>>4848579
Why would you post this here you faggot

>>4848600
I'd imagine even those who use bottles would horrify most of them.

>>4848600
Meh, I quit doing that.
I just shit and piss myself. That way I don't need to move.

>>4848579
Well this is interesting.

>>4848619
Back to /facepunch/ please!

Hello 4channers i come from the distant land of facepunch you're all weird ok

MORE LIKE NIGGERPUNCH

>>4848632
/prog/fist

Heh, they think were going to raid them.

>>4848633
Feel free to leave whenever you feel like it.

Calasmere is a tripfag that frequently posts on /v/. Most likely, he linked this Facepunch faggotry.

>>4848633
Fuck off Louis

>>4848643
He seems to be a real /jp/ expert.

>>4848579
>well i'm gunna get out of this thread before /jp/ starts raiding the place

Really now?
I'm okay with being regarded as pedophile homosexual weeaboo, but I draw the line at being lumped in with the type of people that raid.

I demand an apology, facepunch. Also, stay the hell out. Your kind has no business here.

>>4848579
>Hey /jp/! I liked Touhou better when it was 10 times better, sideways, and called R-Type

Sage for normalfags.

>>4848645
That so isnt me

>i don't visit 4chan much.

>and if i do it's usually around the /a/ category
What a surprise.

Hey facepunchers, here's a funny image just for you ^___^
Enjoy your stay~

>>4848633
I am masturbating to your post. The joke is that I'm not joking, porn doesn't do it for me.

>Hey guys, they masturbate to armpits and pictures of girls with no bodies, just feet coming out of their hair!
...Guilty as charged.
Besides, everything in that thread is CORRECT. We are indeed fucked-up bastards, and we're damn proud of it!

Facepunch seems like /b/, but allows 13 year old boys. Pretty much the same as /b/. Sage for normalfaggotry in /jp/.

>>4848679
I don't masturbate to feet miku.

I don't find her attractive.

>>4848679
We do?

>>4848679
That sentence made no sense to me.
> just feet coming out of their hair!
wat.

I'd brand the shape of my lips on hers.

>>4848689
Yes

HEY GUYS CHECK OUT WHAT I JUST FOUND
*posts retarded shit from years ago, is 300 lbs*

>>4848701
Hypnotic

>>4848695

What the fuck is a facepunch

>>4848675
Thats uh.. pretty cool of you right there.
I fap to animals

If I could choose one moment for my sage to be insulting on /jp/ it would be this one.

>>4848712
No furries

Delete this fucking thread, OP. What is wrong with you?

>>4848710
SA-lite.

>>4848683
Gaia and communities like theirs were probably the ones that ruined /b/ in the first place.

>>4848723
But i want to stay in this friendly place

This thread started off below average and now it just got shit.

Hey, facepunch, do you like lolis?

>>4848728
>implying /b/ was ever good

I think the hate for this thread is in the picture.

It just looks cruel.

>>4848701
What the hell? Sence when do we fap to that?

>>4848742
It was tolerable many years in the distant past.

>>4848737
The background makes it unfappable

>>4848745
Indeed it does.
Sauce?

>>4848737
>This thread started off shit and now it is still shit.
I rectified your slightly flawed observation, good sir.

>>4848747
I actually fap to hair and feet, but separately.

>>4848747

There's only 8 daily visitors on /jp/.

"We" must imply that 4 or more fap to that.

>>4848747
You really cant get off to the image of it gyrating around your dick? Wow, you must be gay.

Did these guys just get introduced to the internet or something? /jp/ has some weird/terrible shit on it, but its not even close to the worst.

>>4848579
Pretty obvious that this poster and the OP of the thread are the same person. OP of that thread seems like the kind of faggot that would browse and post daily on /jp/

WEEABOO ALERT

>>4848779

Oh god.

You just reminded me.

It's Friday, everyone. Prepare for hell tonight.

>They like touhou a bit.

>>4848788

>a bit

What.

>>4847894
Is it OK that -I- want to be branded instead?

>>4848787
Oh shit, I forgot. Hold me.

>You know, people over @ /jp/, the reason you don't have a girlfriend/are a ronery virgin, is probably because you never leave your basement, much less take showers.

Fixed that for you.

>>4848797

I wonder what tonight has in store for us.

>>4848793
It was clearly an intentional understatement.

you are not japanese you are whitebread please take your seat on the reality bus

Ignoring is fine and all, but I'd like to see some meido backup.

>>4848801
Oh boy, more people who think we're looking to change.

Why would I want to fuck a 3d girl? Seriously. They're disgusting, usually smell weird, and have who knows how many diseases. I'm fine with my delicious 2d waifu, thank you very much!

>>4848809
Normalfags [x]
/v/-rage [ ]
/v/ trying to pass off as /jp/ [ ]
KoG's usual raid [ ]
Japan/Touhou/X VN sucks shitstorm [ ]

I think these are enough for two days.

>>4848801
>You know, people over @ /jp/, the reason you don't have a girlfriend/are a ronery virgin, is probably because you wet your bed, piss and shit on the floor or on yourself, stay inside 99% of the time, don't search for any kind of social interaction, have extreme and extremely weird fetishes, find real girls mostly disgusting, waste money on figures and other merchandise, have body pillows, never leave your basement, and much less take showers.

Question, Facepunch. Who the hell are you to tell us our lifestyle is wrong?

I like how they claim we're as bad as /b/, and then start trying to pull some epic trolling raid bullshit.

Really making yourself look good there guys.

I made a cardboard cutout of Haruhi and took it into bed now my dick has massive papercuts and I am bleeding help me /jp/

> Oh why does this exist. There is no need for it
Oh why do you exist. There is no need for it

>faith in humanity

>>4848840
Which Haruhi?

>>4848832
>99%
GET OUT NORMALFAG SCUM

/jp/ on the left

>>4848837
We never claimed you were as bad as /b/. Maybe you should try checking your sources before throwing accusations at my community.

>>4848849
I hope for him it was the good Haruhi and not the bad Haruhi.

>BAWWW these people are so gross ewwwwwwww

Fascinating

>>4848832

That's nice, how long did it take for you to write that?

Stop wasting your life trying to change us. It will never work.

>>4848862
>Yes, worse than /b/

>>4848862
Maybe you should faggot less.

Faggot.

>>4848854
Hey, I have to visit the store once a week.

Oh god my dick shriveled up and fell off but at least i have my waifu haruhi :3

>>4848827

This is a good list.

>>4848861
Me in the top right.

>>4848870
Excuse me? I would expect better manners, or I will be in contact with the moderators on this board.

sage

>>4848876
Stalking from the box?

>>4848880
Trying too hard, you were doing good too.

Me on the left.

>>4848865
I wasn't trying to change us. I don't see anything wrong with me being mostly like that. Do you have trouble admitting what you are?

>>4848880

>moderators

Fucking idiot.

Get the fuck out.

>>4848880
>moderators

>>4848881
JESUS TITTYFUCKING CRACK SMOKING CHRIST ON A MOPED WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THIS SAVED?!

SERIOSULY WHAT KIND OF PERSON SEEKS OUT, DOWNLOADS, SAVES AND REPOSTS AN IMAGE, AN ANIMATED IMAGE, OF A DEER FUCKING A CRYING SCHOOLGIRL?!

LIKE I KNOW THERE ARE BIZZARE FETISHES AND WEIRD SHIT THAT TURNS PEOPLE ON, AND YOU KNOW I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT, I JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT. BUT THIS.
FUCKING THIS.

THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO SAVE THIS...THING, AND THEN THAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTED TO SEE IT JSUT BOGGLES MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND. WHAT TYPE OF A PERSONA RE YOU? SERIOUSLY. DO YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELF OR DO YOU ACT LIKE A CREEPY FUCK IN PUBLIC TOO?! DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL? I SURE AS FUCK HOPE NOT.

AND THE WORST PART OF ALL OF THIS IS THAT IN ABOUT 30 POSTS THIS WILL MORPH INTO A LUCKY STAR PORN THREAD WITH ALMOST A HUNDRED IMAGES OF SIMILAR SITUATIONS DEPICTING CHILDREN BEING HORRIBLY MOLESTED THAT NEARLY A HUNDRED PEOPLE ALL HAVE SAVED TO THEIR HARD DRIVES TO JACK OFF OVER AS THE HELPLESS LITTLE GIRL SQUIRMS IN PANIC ON THEIR SCREEN FOR THEIR OWN ENJOYMENT.

JUST WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS BUT
WHAT
THE
FUCK

TOO MUCH. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

(inb4 capslock is cruise control for cool, fuck off pedophiles I can press any damn key I please, go rot in jail)

I like how /jp/ is pretty tame right now. Besides this thread, nothing really stands out as something that would freak out normalfags. Well, maybe the Corean thread, but I'd like to imagine that a thinking normalfag would see it as a inside joke or something and pass over it.

>>4848887
I am simply trying to negotiate to allow our two communities to live in harmony. We don't need to have silly threads linking to one-another in which we throw silly insults at each other. I would appreciate if a moderator could delete this thread to prevent any further hassle coming out of this.

Ew normalfags go fuck your overrated real women elsewhere

Leave the real bedroom exploits to us otaku
Mmmm Sakura fleshlight where did I put you

I shouldn't be one to say this, but one can just smell the IHBT (and told) emanating from the namefags posting in here.

this thread

>>4848873
You are a comedy genius, facepunch, but you know, this might work better in /a/.

When /r9k/ raided us with OH GOD THESE PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKED UP it was mildly amusing. This is just an eyesore. Get out, faceshit devs.

>>4848881
JESUS TITTYFUCKING CRACK SMOKING CHRIST ON A MOPED WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THIS SAVED?!

SERIOSULY WHAT KIND OF PERSON SEEKS OUT, DOWNLOADS, SAVES AND REPOSTS AN IMAGE, AN ANIMATED IMAGE, OF A DEER FUCKING A CRYING SCHOOLGIRL?!

LIKE I KNOW THERE ARE BIZZARE FETISHES AND WEIRD SHIT THAT TURNS PEOPLE ON, AND YOU KNOW I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT, I JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT. BUT THIS.
FUCKING THIS.

THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO SAVE THIS...THING, AND THEN THAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTED TO SEE IT JSUT BOGGLES MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND. WHAT TYPE OF A PERSONA RE YOU? SERIOUSLY. DO YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELF OR DO YOU ACT LIKE A CREEPY FUCK IN PUBLIC TOO?! DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL? I SURE AS FUCK HOPE NOT.

AND THE WORST PART OF ALL OF THIS IS THAT IN ABOUT 30 POSTS THIS WILL MORPH INTO A LUCKY STAR PORN THREAD WITH ALMOST A HUNDRED IMAGES OF SIMILAR SITUATIONS DEPICTING CHILDREN BEING HORRIBLY MOLESTED THAT NEARLY A HUNDRED PEOPLE ALL HAVE SAVED TO THEIR HARD DRIVES TO JACK OFF OVER AS THE HELPLESS LITTLE GIRL SQUIRMS IN PANIC ON THEIR SCREEN FOR THEIR OWN ENJOYMENT.

JUST WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS BUT
WHAT
THE
FUCK

TOO MUCH. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

(inb4 capslock is cruise control for cool, fuck off pedophiles I can press any damn key I please, go rot in jail)

>>4848894
>>4848896
Hey guys, there's a blatantly obvious troll that probably a joke since no troll could be that blatantly obvious. Let's reply like fucking morons!

>>4848896
>>4848894
Have you no manners? Expect a moderator to be in contact with you soon for your unruly behaviour. Maybe you should grow up before coming onto an 18+ imageboard.

this thread is dildos

>>4848899

Trying too hard.

>live in harmony

HAHA, OH WOW

It feels to me that /jp/ is the new /b/. I mean, people come here to look at sick stuff and laugh at us.

Garry has already proven to be a better poster than most others on /jp/, I for one welcome this new namefag.

>>4848916
>18+ imageboard

I mean, fuck, if you're going to try to start cross board drama, could you at least try to be subtle about it? Instead of posting incredibly obvious shit troll posts here, and filling your thread with OH NO I SURE HOPE /JP/ DOESN'T RAID US (TEE HEE).

Fuckin' attention whores. Christ.

What a terrible thread.
Can I have the source of the OP so I can leave?

>>4848922
Why do you find the concept of harmony so hard to fathom? We have managed our communities to be separate until this time, I'm sure it won't be a hard thing to achieve. Just delete this thread already.

I am sorry I like the taste of penis so much. You all may be really unruly, but I think I will let you penetrate my rectum.

>>4848922
1. State, "Trying too hard."
2. Reply anyway
3. ???
4. NO PROFIT

>>4848932

umad

>>4848926

Only for his grammar and sentence formation.

Otherwise he's terrible.

It has been established for a long time that /jp/ is basically old /b/. And is doomed to suffer the same fate, and get shittier and shitter, as time passes, and more 13-year-olds find it, and come post here so they can be cool and edgy like everyone else. ;_;

>>4848938
Just saying that this is just a silly child, who will also be dealt with by moderation. Have you nothing better to do than attempt to give me a bad image?

>>4848945
Thank god I wasn't the only one with that feeling. Guess we'll need to migrate sooner or later.

>>4848936

>>4848949
"Attempt to give you a bad image"? Aren't you the guy who had pics of you leaked a while back fucking a dog? Assuming you are the same Garry from facepunch, anyway. I guess you could just be some idiot troll impersonating him.

>>4848940

Hi /b/!

I really wish someone would contact our moderator, that's for sure.

hey guys can I have more animal ear images please

>>4848905

Um no sorry /a/ is inferior only ~real~ otakus come here

Stupid baka gaijin garry gtfo our forum and take your shitty community with you

>>4848937
Please, stop pretending to be me. It only shows what kind of mentality lies in here.

Now, if you could excuse me, I need to go masturbate to my mother's underwear.

>>4848949
There is no moderation here, buddy.

>>4848942
You don't need to be a very good poster to beat the /jp/ average, this thread has sure proven that.

Just in case you're being serious garry, here's a protip: /jp/ has no moderators, and if it did, you wouldn't be able to contact them, because they're anonymous.

>>4848937
Okay, I'll show you the secret:
All one has to do is leave and cease discussions, then it would die down. That's how you handle trolls, but instead you keep providing us with this comedy. As for moderators, /jp/ doesn't have its own mods, but they sometimes visit when things are dire, but this thread mostly seems like peaceful trolling to me.

I would very much appreciate if a moderator could contact me at my personal email to discuss the deletion of this thread. Thank you.

>>4848965
/b/ level trolling

>>4848972
>Just in case you're being serious
（　´_ゝ`）

Hey.

Let's all put sage in our emails and THEN argue.

Smart, right?

Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
I hear someone insulted /jp/

>>4848973
Is this a meta-troll? Trolling by pretending to be trolled? This post is pretending to be trolled by the troll who is pretending to be trolled by the troll.

>>4848982

>>4848985
>5

/r/ING /jp/lackup AT FACEPUNCH

I have nothing to do with the 'raids', by the way. Saying that I sent them is just /b/'s new raid message.

oh god what is this place this isn't my weekly professional competition puppy review group

I am reporting this website to the internet police for crude and disgusting content

>>4848987

You're stupid.

As if anyone is going to stop arguing in this thread until Meido deletes it.

Meido only gets on late on Fridays.

>>4849004
Meido? Your moderator has a name? That's cute.

>>4849007

It was janitor.

Then it was maid.

Then it was Meido.

What the fuck are you doing here if you don't know that?

>Oh look at them, they are even worse than /b/ XD!!1!1!
>i don't visit 4chan much. and if i do it's usually around the /a/ category
>/a/
Their current front page.

>Kog/general shitfest
>OMG she was not a virgin!
>Why is she the only one that is only nude once?
>Girls peeing
>Fetishes anime has given you? Discussions about Dicknipples etc
>Thread about penis lengths
>A thread about non-virgins in general aka sluts
>TL notes and otaku life general thread
>My anime is better than yours! Stop Trolling it!!
>Anime protagonists gets all the girls, why?

At least one can't say that we are worse.

>>4849007
She's not our moderator, she's our meido, what are talking about silly tripfriend?

>>4849007
That's not a name, it's a corruption of a Japanese corruption of an English word.

>>4848998
Heya, KoG. Mind spamming this thread into obilvion? Meido's asleep.

>>4848737
yeah post more

>>4849010
>>4849013
>>4849014
Thanks for being helpful, /jp/. As for why I'm here without knowing this, I'm on a road trip from /v/. Apparently you guys are faggots or something according to Facepunch.

>>4849012

Let's not argue about the goodness of /jp/.

It's an opinion. I personally like /jp/ and have gotten used to this stuff.

>>4849007
>>4849021
Baw

Now get out of here

>>4849015
I can't, actually. I'm visiting someone. I don't have the bot on me.

>>4849021
Faggots call other faggots "faggots" while faggots watch on. Film at eleven.

>>4849032
Damn...thanks anyway.

>>4848958
Pic related. (It's Garry from Facepunch)

>>4849012
/jp/ has less shit, but it also has less notshit.

>>4849032

You're actually not that bad when you aren't spamming good threads into oblivion for no possible reward.

Okay then.

>>4849050

STOP POSTING DRACO WE GET THE POINT

plot twist

garry hasn't even seen this thread

>>4849062

Every Facepunch imbecile who comes here seems to think they need a name.

>>4849062

>>4849072
yeah i guess so

>>4849072
I'm a tripfag anyways. And people from Facepunch don't know how to use this board, or are trolling. Putting actual names into the name field, and actual emails into the email field is quality trolling.

What would possess someone to take pictures of themselves engaging in sexual activities with an animal?

>>4849096
I didn't realize legitimately posting was considered trolling

>>4849104
Well, now you know.

>>4849104
It isn't legit posting. And you're not Hezzy. Fuck off.

>>4849096

I didn't realize I was referring to you.

I'm pretty sure I was referring to Hezzy.

Oh god the stupidity is already happening, and it's only about 4 PM EST.

>>4849097
For posterity

Everyone
;. cease.

do not think

FEEL and be

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>>4849113
i'm not? well ok if you say so

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