/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>48481756
EROTIC DOOTS

>>48481756
A career in botany sounds fun.

wonder if you ride around on her trumpet with her

Finally, we can post worms.

>>48481756
Nice one, I was about to use the same picture too.

Yay! Wurms!

>>48481797
NOT THAT KIND

>>48481812
OK, fine. I'll stop.

SEXY POOPING--THE SEX POOP CONNECTION

>>48481814
And what if I offered scale polishing? Shine like your favourite gemstone

>>48481756

>>48481844
But Anon, you are her favorite gemstone!

Christmas time. The time when young boys go and hang out in haunted houses and have seances.

>>48481864
he's right

>>48481858
Anon isn't shiny.

>>48481882
his bald head is shiny

Ear wiggles...

Year of the snek soon
That means coil hugs for everyone!

>>48481781
>>48481797
The Worm-Wurm Alliance is eons old and as strong as bedrock/particularly woody root crops.

>>48481900
Can mine be extra fluffy?

>>48481917
>The Worm-Wurm Alliance
Who could stand against such power?

>>48481926
yes but it costs extra

>>48481937
I will pay any price for fluff noodle

>>48481945
a very wise purchase

On the fifth day of Christmas my monster gave to me...
FIIIIVE LIPSTICK RIIIINGGS!
...
Four daughters fawning,
Three greenworms mweeping,
Two twin collars,
And eternal matrimony!

>>48481958
Oh, no. Lipstick rings from a deem. My ONLY weakness.

>>48481110
I'll have you know that my 'shitposting' ain't connected with /trash/ or discord in the slightest -- instead it comes from the wretched depths of my evil black godless heart. Y'know like a normal person. Besides, it ain't my fault that anons keep failing to recognize the bonafide monstergrils I post in this dilapidated cesspit.
At the least, I don't gacha or furry.

>>48481975
I should rewatch rosario sometime. Maybe it has a manga?

>Brings up previous thread drama just to say he's not as cancerous a shitposter as the others
R&I, people

>>48481988
not doing the best job of ignoring, there

>48481975
This guy is 100% ban evading by the way, a bunch of his posts got nuked in the previous thread

I dunno, some people are lucky. I posted Lore in a previous thread, toward the beginning, and it just stayed up the whole time.

And SOME people just post straight Sith all thread long.
https://files.catbox.moe/1p2dca.jpeg

>>48481969
If that's the case, she's acquired chimney climbing technology from a friend, so make sure to leave out lots of homemade cookies. She'll only have a couple, but she gets to feed the rest to you before, during, and after.

release emergency mgs.

>>48481986
Yeah, there's a manga. Been awhile, but I liked it. Have a two-for-one monster special.

>48481997
Nope. I'm actually following board rules (monstergrils, Japanese media etc).Too many shit posters to track, I guess?

>>48482007
>RTX ON

7 days until Christmas…

>>48482011
I'm going to level with you--I actually have a LOT of weaknesses to demons.

>>48482018
el oh el

>>48481900
>start untying the bow
>giggles
>pause
>resume untying the bow
>box vibrates
>pause
>remove the bow
>walls of the box swell with pressure
>open the liiiiid SLOWLY
>don't move it to the side, just up
>you're suddenly on the floor with a snake around your neck and fingers in your hair

>>48482084
Most patient Shirohebi

be wary of the dread mimic, come christmas day
they've been known to lurk under the christmas tree

>>48481958
I love these, keep it up.

>>48481958
>>48482125
That's a fair point--good work, Anon! I award you ONE (1) Waha.
https://files.catbox.moe/gb4abe.jpg

>>48482121
Ribbon away, it's okay
Ribbon towards, claim your reward

Wait a minute...

>holy, mistletoe, and fir dryads waiting for anon to leave his house

>>48482175
>all waiting on his lawn
>keep catcalling and whistling when anon peeks out the window
>even his amazon deliveries are christmas dryads(and joins the forest on the lawn)
>his only solace is that it smells really good outside

>>48482191
Better go out before their roots start finding their way into the basement.

>>48481917
>The Worm-Wurm Alliance
The bane of all you can eat buffets.

>>48482013
Emergency Aunt deployed!

>>48482223
Emergency Ant deployed!

>>48482223
nuki aunt is so yesterday
gimme the hellhound aunt

>>48482241
Isn't that why she's perfect?
A yesterday lady from a yesterday generation who likes yesterday things and has yesterday hobbies
It's your job as a youngster to keep her up to date with the latest happenings and styles. Or maybe not, and just enjoy the simpler times and simpler pleasures when you're around her. Ladies her age invented the titjob, you know. Why don't you go look for some colorful autumn leaves, watch an old movie, and take a lesson from the old masters?

with the way mamano families keep reproducing you might have some hip, young aunts too

>>48481969
brother

>https://hentai2read.com/higai_houkoku_atlach_nacha/
Was the twin-tailed mage in the wrong for tricking an adventurer into the Atlach-Nacha's web so she can record his transformation?

I actually DON'T like demons. I think they're all GAY and STUPID

>>48482347

>>48482241
Auntie Hellhound is fine too

>>48482328
it's immoral to let a sucker keep his levels

>>48482347
>quote from anon, seconds before losing to a demon

Return to monke

>>48482367
Why did I ever leave in the first place...

>>48482328
Excellent, some fine afternoon literature.

>>48482367
Ms. Kakuen is my favorite writer!

>>48482367
ok, i returned to monke
now what?

>>48482403
You just posted online.
You haven't returned to monke yet...

But once you do, enjoy your simplistic life.

>>48482409
i posted online by smashing rocks together, just like the great wurms

>>48482363
All monsters in their hag form are definitely superior

>>48482425
Disagree.

Youthful chesh > dusty chesh

>>48482431
How are you so WRONG?

>>48482435
I'm not.

Gimme that gen alpha chesh over some hag zoomer or hag millennial chesh.

>>48482445
>Hag zoomer chesh
But she’s only 23

>>48482445
Negative--older is better!

>>48482347
>demon smacks her lips

>>48482431
>>48482435
There is no such thing as a hag chesh. Past the age of 30 they disappear

>>48482241
Then I'll go visit my Fox auntster ,I've been letting her aside since the spammer wenr overdrive

>>48482449
Sounds like hag to me!

>>48482454
Chesh mom just went to the store to buy a sixpack of Monster, she'll be back soon.

>>48482455
monsters for watching you sleep?
i like ms lich

>>48482468
Miss Deem!

>>48482468
My hebiwife does and thinks I dont know but the random scalemarks that are on a different part of my body every morning say otherwise

>>48482468
>mershark hears a rumor that she'll die if she stops moving
>circles around you while you snooze
>falls asleep in your arms during the day
>asks you to keep swimming while carrying her so she doesn't die
>you just put her on the living room conch couch and kiss her head every now and then to keep her dreams pleasant

>>48482578
We're doing bad quality vtuber stream screenshots now?

>>48482592
I hope so.

>>48482592
who "we"? its clear that only one person posts massive imagedumps and the rest of the threads users dont engage with him

>>48481756
I've just read her profile, so is miss Salpinx actually just a nice lady? What can she do exactly?

>>48482545
I want to be nomadic with a mershark. Spend the nights lying on her stomach as she backstrokes along the surface, gazing at the stars.

>>48482609
of course she's nice, she's an angel
they're humanities big sister

>>48482609
She can play on your wedding.

>>48482649
But if bad shit was going to happen in my wedding, I take it she has the power to make it "better" right? By better, I mean, lots of sex.

CURSE OF RA

>>48482067
Same. Good thing I'll never encounter one, haha. ;_;

>>48482610
The Fairy Dragon I ordered seems off for some reason.

>>48482655
CURSE OF LIGMA

>>48482655
! !

>>48482468
automaton
shog
skeleton

>>48482655
the only cure for dorkness is anal

>>48482622
GIWTWM

>>48482655
Kiss of Hathor

>>48482683
Dude, they have these buildings FULL of shotas--they're called schools. Just walk in and take one!

Miss Angel kidnapped my son

>>48482793
your son is lucky
mine got kidnapped by a cheshire

>>48482842
YOUR son is lucky. I am alone and wish very badly to be kidnapped by a cheshire.

>>48482844
don't worry anon
cheshire hags are circling your position and will pounce on you and then tell you some hot old memes

>>48482844
>A purple kot will never teleport you away from your wagejob
And now I will be screaming in my car all the way to my job, thanks anon.

spirited away by a gaggle of pyrows, having drawn aggro from a nearby hot topic

>>48482858
Shouldn't have queued as tank in the mall if you didn't want to draw aggro

I'd rather have a young Chesh.
Lolishire? Cheshkitten?

>>48482897
smolsmug

>>48482897

>>48482897
When they're young, they're called CATerpillars.

>>48482914
Careful, that's a hag chesh using her onahole polymorph spell (learned when they become 25 year old) to trick you

>>48482897
they're a custom, made-to-order kind of thing. you can file a request with an elder chesh

>>48482963
>they're a custom, made-to-order kind of thing
i need a strongfat cheshire
extra thicc
extra loving
extra memes

>>48482963
>custom, made-to-order
How deep does the customization go? Like I can imagine repainting cats in different shades of purple, but what about the 'under the hood' type of stuff? Just how specific can I get regarding her personality and mentality, I wonder?

>>48482993
i wouldn't trust madame chesh's quality control.
just go to the build a bogey workshop and make a big ragdoll chesh

>>48482926
>onahole polymorph
Shit, I'd fall for this waaaay too easily. The only counterplay I can think of is to use black market enchantments to keep them permanently onahole sized and proportioned when they take me by surprise.

>>48482793
Just contact your local church, I'm sure they have a hush fund for all the angels kidnapping "their husbands".

Why is my wife sad?

>ywn play daughteru roulette with your Echidna waifu

>>48483260
She's just reminiscing about her old college Ska band.

>>48483260
Because despite being the newest angel girl, I'm writing a story about a regular old Angel instead of her. I'm sorry Salpinx!

Goodnight Anons, and remember to proof your house before Krampus arrives.
Up to you if you want it to be monster- or soundproof.

>>48483292
I made happyproof. No happiness, Christmas spirit or anything enjoyable in this shitty flat. Only booze, cold and mold

>>48483292
Well the kramp won't find me. I work the 24 and 25 December since I have been designated volunteer. They said that's it's normal since I don't have children. It's logic but it hurts, portal need to open

>>48483292
I'm going to do a horrible job at preparing at the Christmas party to ensure it turns out disastrous and attract a Salpinx!

>>48483260
doot
doooot~

>Open Strange Box Under Christmas Tree
>It's full of Purple Kot Butt.

>>48482611
That's very sweet and lovely.
Be sure to bring a paddle anyway so you can take over when she wants to rest. Also give her lots of opportunity to hunt mackerel and deenz to keep her plump and buoyant.

>>48483423
I could put my arm in her.

>>48483480
>chesh living doll puppet

>>48483480
>Put Arm In Cheshy tush
>Cheshy makes Arm go through a dimensional rift to poke your ear

Cheshire cat needs correction. Nothing should ever have these levels of smug

>chesh not so smug when the ultrasound reveals 12 kittens

>>48483263
>take bets on what it's going to be
>she put sexual favors on her having wings
>you put sexual favors on it coming out with a tail
>apparently you came up with something amazing because she blanked out when you said it and then agreed immediately before you could change your mind
>wake up at 3 AM to the sound of her whispering "har-py, har-py, har-py..." and gyrating her hips

>Moments before becoming a ghoul's food for life

>>48483777
I spray her with my "holy" water

>>48483784
It appears your holy water was quite effective, anon

Cry havoc and let loose the cats of war

>>48483940
PORTAL KOMBAT

Today we grieve

Feelings on the annual "Save a Horsegirl Ride a Cowboy" drive?

Miss pyrow will give you a blowjob if you buy her new skibidi toilet batlepass in fortnite

>>48483940
Miss Cheshingwary... your pants... Our dinner is in five minutes and you know it takes us at least ten minutes to get there with the worm traffic at this hour. Oh god, now we have to buy her a second bottle of mushroom probiotics as an apology gift!

>>48484087
Ugh.

>>48483002
>squeeze cheshy stuffy's belly
>wheezes "NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD" as it reinflates

Balrog sex

>>48484353
No, thanks! I'm saving myself for my future wife.

>>48484360
This post was made by a Pyrow bait.

>>48484388
Nah; I just can't stand the idea of SLUTS who go WHORING AROUND offering SEX. I need the kind of mamono who is only interested in having a MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP where there are NO SLUTS ALLOWED.

>>48484444
All the cool people do it, and besides, it'd just be an one night thing.

>>48484452
>an one

>>48484444
I envy low level adventurers, they haven't encountered sluts (monogamous) in their baby zones yet.

>>48484444
>SLUTS who go WHORING AROUND offering SEX
Well how else are they going to find a husband?

>>48484471
>their baby zones
is that what the zoomers are calling it these days?

>>48484467
I don't need no education.
Why don't you just forget yourself, Miss Haku. You're whack.

She just needs to hug me. I hope that it's written in that book

>>48482328
I'd rather TF with something a bit hotter, like werewolves.

>>48484360
Balrog-chan could be your future wife.

>>48481756
Man, Kenkou Cross definitely read Revelations before he wrote her profile. I love it so much.

Pictured: an angel and a paladin training in holy poses to repel the monster menace.

Anyone got a rundown on Queen's Blade, is it any good?

>>48485032
ask >>>/a/ retard

I liked the catgirl from the sword manga. I probably wouldn't like to be a sword though, no matter how tightly little catgirls held me.

A sudden incursion of monsters in cowprint after I loudly complain the lack of milk for my morning cereal (my mon-amazon smart house ratted me out)

>>48485136
Already graduated, fuck off /vt/umor

>Go up to random hellhound
>Ask her to do the houndshaker

>>48485155
Being a weapon is possibly more fun than you'd think. Transforming into a weapon whenever sexually molested is not the worst premise for that.

>>48485348
NTA but not being in control of my body is too dreadful.

>>48485069
No. When did you realize that sneks are objectively the best undergarments for women, and why don't Pharaohs know this?

>>48485021
>Oiled up Paladin training to twerk because the sound of the claps scares the monsters away

>A: Can I transform into an eldritch abomination and become a hentai sex creature?
>KC: Sure thing, champ. I even made multiple versions for patricians like you!
>A: Wooow. W-w-what if I want to turn into a sword whenever I'm sexually assaulted by hawt women?
>KC: What? No. Never! This is forbidden!! As is having sex in cars, and all the women making out with each other that I personally wrote -- and don't you forget it!!!
>A: T-t-thanks, KC-sama!

What is this, we got a new thread pest?

Imagine if you will, an onion alraune!

>>48485538
Layered?

>>48485538
Just imagine that plump onion alraune in the ground. A stench you can't get away from. Start peeling away at those layers, and you'll start crying both from the beauty and the sting to your eyes.

>>48485547
Yes.

And I'm crying right now because I just got done chopping up some onions. So naturally, the thought came to me: they should be fuckable.

>>48485461
It's the Angel that needs the practice. Pic. Imagine getting btfo by a knife ear, the shame must be unbearable. The nun from earlier does damage by doing holy poses, btw.
>48485492
>new
As if.

>>48485538
And also a potato and carrot alarune. You have to defeat all three and take their contract back to miss demon.

Good boys get greenworms for christmas
Bad boys get foxes

One more week.

>>48485804
one more week till gote? im ready

>>48485804
I need her NOW

>>48485804
It's going to be a poor christmas.

>>48485804
how to unstuck monster from chimney?

One of these things is not like the others.

>Cool dune buggy. Wanna race?

>>48485488
Liliraune are literally doing to excite their prey, not because they’re lesbians. Which you would know if you read the profile.

>>48486100
I headcanon they are happy together and only catch a man to pollinate before dumping him out again.

succ hugs

>>48482897
isn't Lolishire a forest where little girls in green hoods rob hard-working men of their cum and virginities?

>>48486250
Robin cat and her band of merry sluts.

How do you guys imagine your wife meeting you during the portals?
I like to imagine them offering me a basket filled with demonic produce, like prisoner fruit. Maybe offering me succubus nostrum so I can become an Incubus for her ASAP. All while being disguised as a human, revealing her monster form when we're alone.

>>48486306
abduction

>>48486286
being the sheriff of nuttingman seems like a hassle

This literally a red lion, and a very sweet girl. We have to stop this rampant thread racism. Gingers are not soulless miscreants in EVERY implemention.She actually is a very good girl, unironically inhuman in multiple aspects. Absolutely worth tenderly fucking and loving imho.

>>48486306
Preferably with magic and limited angst. Maybe getting carried off through the portal. Lots of magical and traditional seduction, gradually becoming more romantic as I'm slowly won over.

>>48486306
She lands in front of me and tells me to get on her back, and then we just fly away and leave this gay world behind.

>>48486306
getting offered a cup of tea

>>48486306
Go to the first magical firing line I see and surrender myself to the sabbath.

>>48486627
I'd be perfectly happy if the sabbath didn't exist, but this is funny anyway.

>>48486306
I always imagine her making her presence (and intentions) known during the day of the rape, then guarding my house while I hide somewhere inside. Shortly, I realize that we're looking at nothing but MGE style monsters otlr something close enough and I invite her inside to repay her/get to know her and the natural happens. No intentional magic use allowed here, but baked goods would grease the process of love.

Alternatively, I hunker the fuck down until the most zealous monsters have found their man, then we just have a normal meeting while I'm out and about doing things. Some light charm magic would be forgiven in the scenario because I'm dense as diamond, but bonus points if she manages to succeed without it.

>>48486306
Simple ring at my door and stay around, letting romance and relationship doing the rest, after all no one can resist the chesh

Monster girl arcade rail shooter where you have to shoot realm silver bullets at wave after wave of monsters. Pyrow can 1cc it.

>>48486306
>Get off work late one night
>Stop at the gas station to get some gas
>Head on a swivel as standard operating procedure but I suddenly hear the clack of her claws on the pavement no time to react
>Surprise marriage to a Hellhound beside the gaspump
>After the initial shock wears off we go to Wafflehouse next door for some steak and eggs and hasbrowns where I learn what her name is.

>>48486306
I don’t, because knowing how I am, I am unworthy of a monster girl.

>>48486701
>>48486306
You're the most retarded faggot I ever saw. Kill yourself fr*g

>"Heya Anon!"
>"Wanna play Mario Kart with me?"

>>48486728
peak romance

>>48486728
>"HELLHOUNDS could be here," he thought

I would never ever let a hellhound rape me. It just wouldn't happen. I'd stop it. It is out of the question. I'd like to see her try, because she'd fail.

>>48486874
Can't be raped if you're willing.

>>48486874
Some of us are just built different and monsters are going to have to accept it

>>48486306
I'd be less suspicious of a monster appearing at my door than a 11/10 human woman coming out of nowhere and showing me affection

>>48486874
Can't be raped if you're willing!

>>48486874
sexual assault it is then.

>>48486874
I will die rather than surrounding to a heckhound.

>>48486874
I wouldn't let one simply because I'd be trying to court her the entire time. Never underestimate the usefulness of a convinent nuki-corp hammerspace bouquet

>>48486306
No idea. Likely a fated chance meeting at some kind of a celebration, festival or fancy dinner.

>>48486874
They're legally not allowed to rape you if you say 'no'.

>>48486874
>Give her headpat and steak
>Now have fiercely loyal brickshithouse hound who will let you grope her butt

>>48486928
Special romance operation

>>48486967
There's a lot of places to grope on a heckdog's body

>>48487121
the hound tends towards ass more than boobs, but there are exceptions

>>48486817
Try to do her holding stuff for hand melting action.

>>48486862
>SWEEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIIIS

Krampus sex

Sweaty monsters. Horcs probably.

>>48487193
>the hound tends towards ass more than boobs
Imagine aggressively groping a pearloli hellhound

>>48487270
Beware the gym locker room

>>48487270
Imagine going to a monster gym in the middle of the summer. Monstergirls like salamanders, horcs, lizards, hellhounds, and amazons all working out and fanning the sweat from their armpits all over the place. Every inch of that place must be permeated with the stench of sweaty mamono pits. How gross am I right guys?

>>48487310
Disgusting. I bet a horc would bully a weaker guy and make him be her sweat rag. Truly horrible. Nobody would like that.

I was doing some MGE searching on youtube for some self hatred reason and found an incredible video. Unironically it's well made, has high quality editing and outside the sound mixing where the narration gets drowned out by the music it has some really good audio work.
https://youtu.be/xj1LHj-4rWQ

Would you date a zoomer E-girl chesh? She won't be a whore like real E-girls but you'll still have to help her film videos TikToks.

>>48487328
Shill?

How does dog taste like?

>>48487378
>zoomer egirl
>Doesn't put out on the first date
So in return for all that effort all I get is a kot that pretends to be into video games that I get to watch die in helldivers 2 on easy.

>>48487399
I guess. I just thought the video was well made and had good humor. That shits rare for MGE related youtube videos.

>>48487439
That's coz MGE is very serious business.

>>48487409
eat hellhound ass.
eat hellhound ass.
eat hellhound ass.

>>48487328
Honestly it was pretty good.

>>48487328
The sound mixing is ass. The dude talking is way too quiet. Buy an ad.

>>48487473
But the Sabbath forbids me from interacting with "Gross icky grown ups"!!

>>48487270
Sweaty Trolls are the best

>>48487473
I was half expecting this exact image to my post.

>>48487484
You know they make hellhounds in loli form. I hope three of them bust down your door

>>48487484
That can be fixed

No wurmy joke today, I just wish I had one to hug.
A wurmy friend.

>>48487270

>>48487580
On one hand I think it's a bit gay to be into muscled women, but I wouldn't really mind a big muscular cat bodyguard.

Which way, Order man?

>>48487509
>>48487547
Thick lolihound thighs and ass. Perfect ratio of plumpness and firmness. Childbearing lolihound hips.

>>48487547

beeg kat

>>48487193
>>48487298
>ass or boobs
A false dichotomy. I choose both.

>>48487193
>>48487298
I guess that depends on the hound

>>48487447
Only if you’re a faggot or into NTR

>>48487695
Oppai lolihounds...

>You will never molest your loli kikimora while she sweeps the floor
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH!

>>48487720
You're right. The gentlemanly thing to keep is keep my hands off her until she snaps and rapes me. Then I take responsibility and marry my hebe dogbird wife.

>>48487576
me too anon

>>48487644
This with a flatter chest is what peak Hellhound looks like
>part tomboy
>part mesugaki
>part breedable pear
>full "female kid :anger: :anger:"

>>48486728
>firey girl anywhere near gas station pumps
recipe for disaster

>>48487700
Only the latter, it's great.

The ideal chesh should be no shorter than 7 feet

You come home and you find her standing like this

>>48487787
>Eros pulls some divine bullshit (again)
>The flames are now magical and only make you horny
>The smoke is an aphrodisiac
>The shrapnel from the explosion is demon silver
>Phew!
>In another part of the world there's a salamander near on oil well...

>anon's friend chesh binds him up in ribbon and sneaks in through the window to leave him under the tree to surprise his beautiful demon wife
>demon's friend succ binds her up in ribbon and sneaks in through the backdoor to leave her under the tree to surprise her handsome human husband anon
>...mmph?
>Mmph?
>Mmmph?!
>MMMPH.
>MMMPH!

>>48487789
Segregate yourself from life.

>>48487848
Calm down Wisp-chan.

>>48487822
She must be a raven harpy, they're huge compared to the smaller corvids.

>Confused that this thread seems to stay at the same place in the catalog
>Realize that I had the threads sorted by creation date instead of bump order
MGs for this feel?

>>48487891
You should be able to relate to Alice.

>>48487891
Wurms
Lilims

>>48487842
awww but i wanted to get third degree burns all over most of my body so that i'm forcibly hosipalized, paid a fat sum of insurance, and the offending hellhound has to come visit me every day and bring me sweets while Dr. U. Nicorn tells her my body is still too weak for sweets or sex and will be too weak for like a month at least

>>48487922
Too bad, but you can still nut in the middle of an explosion and say WHAT five times before you finally make out your wife's name.

>>48487594
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/125305552
mite be ok

>>48487822
bird

>>48487949
I keep thinking this is a Kunoichi from the thumbnail

>>48487949
Playing boxing with a troll would be so unfair

>>48487957
i can see it

>>48487945
I'm going to go up to her and tell her mixing magic and technology is a stupid idea.
Everyone knows your supposed to pick a lane and stick to it!

>>48487842
Sounds like the work of a Salpinx to me

>>48487993
just a tiny armageddon, as a treat

>>48488013
All I can hear when it comes to Salpinx:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npysvOIDDmM

>>48488033
This is what I usually hear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQeezCdF4mk

>>48488045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg

At least make it a trumpet.

I really need to get more art that's not just big boobs.
I do like my big boobs though.
What do you guys think?

>>48488115
You could focus on butt.

>>48488053

>>48488115
I like all sizes

>>48488114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjetHZtehNQ

>>48488124
Now we're posting with foxes!
About bloodlines

>>48488122
I do have some that do, but that's a good idea.

>>48488127
So do I, which is why I decided this particular baphomet can change her breast size at will.

>>48488115
goats are cute, boobs are nice

>>48488115
Focus on even bigger boobs. Trust me.

>>48488197
Ah, yes, hyperboobs with bullet nipples. That sure is a thing.

On the sixth day of Christmas my monster gave to me...
Six cuddlefucks,
FIIIIVE LIPSTICK RIIIINGGS!
...
Four daughters fawning,
Three greenworms mweeping,
Two twin collars,
And eternal matrimony!

>>48488203
>Two twin collars,
For my two sith wives.

>>48488197
Like this? I can ask Nav if he's willing to draw some for me.

>>48488135
I'm so disgusting by teenagers and their concept of eating ass, but I would bury my face into a monster ass without thinking it twice

>>48488115
Kissable lips.

>>48488227
Yep, perfect.

>>48481929
It'll fall apart the instant I point out to the Wurms that Wurm and Worm are different words and are not, in fact, the same species

>>48488301
the wurms were always the lower caste because they are frightened and confused by the worms false eyes and powerful intimidation tactics

>>48481986
Yeah the anime was based on a manga. Am I aging myself if I say I was already reading it before the anime came out?
The mangaka's art changed a ton over the publication though, the early chapters almost look like a different artist.

>>48488309
>The mangaka's art changed a ton over the publication though, the early chapters almost look like a different artist.
This is how I feel when I watch modern pokemon.

>>48485169
>four of them fight to squeeze themselves out into your bowl
>the rest hang around and start chatting about jazz, stuff they saw at the farmer's market, cow conventions, and herbal remedies
>the bowl is overflowing with milk
>more cowgirls wander in wondering what all the hubbub is about and seeing old acquaintances
>someone starts playing cow tunes
>anon is a host to a moomoo block party centered on his kitchen until sunset

>says the building has be best security imaginable
>its just a kobold with a hi-vis jacket

>>48485169
https://files.catbox.moe/8zs1if.jpg
I don't min cows ganging up on me

>>48488328
Demon Lord damn, just look at the size of those eyebrows!

>>48488343
the second forbidden mofu

I have a confession to make, anon
I snatch up any indie porn slop on steam that looks like it has monstergirls

now i know my next post is going to come completely out of left field
and I recognize that
but just hear me out

>>48487601
>an entire multiseason show named What If Ceasar Had A Holstaur Wife
this is making me laugh a lot more than it should

>>48488382
Whatever you are thinking about putting your dick in, don't

>>48488368
it seems like such a wasteland, i am not so bold.

>>48488404
I try to stick to the cheap stuff so I don't regret it too bad if it turns out shit. Price doesn't seem to have any correlation with quality.

>>48487601
A hot tub? In this economy?

>>48488135
Flat-chested, fat-bottomed lolis are a blessing.

My headcanon is that every mg species has it's own strong, distinct, unique crotch stink that is decidedly non-human.
Angels smell like ozone
Plant girls smell like the wet wall in the produce section of a grocery store
Dragons smell like metal and overheating oil

>>48488440
unicorn = vanilla extract
fairy = powdered sugar

>>48488397
But they ask so nicely.

6 days until Christmas…

>>48488301
Implying that Wurms and Worms can't have friends that are different from themselves is just rude.

Dear Maou,
The genders are done all wrong.
Women should have an ODD number of breasts and an EVEN number of penises.
Men should have an EVEN number of breasts and an ODD number of penises.

Please fix.

Thanks in advance,
Anon

>>48488464
God I love hags

Reminder that Santa is married to 9 deer-taurs and a small army of elves.
Deer pussy AND elves. Elves! Absolute degenerate.

>>48488501
t. Slaanesh

>>48488440
childhood memories of sticking my face in the produce mister...

>>48488513
Flying Whitehorns are pretty special, don't tell me you wouldn't.

>>48488513
Santa Claus is married to Mrs. Claus and Mrs. Claus alone! You are a SCANDALOUS LIAR and will receive whippings and sack correction by Miss Krampus.
>The reindeer are married to some dude named Rudolph
>And they're just reindeer, not monstergirls
>Rudolph is a FREAK
>The elves are weird little guys, too. Nobody knows what they get up to.

What are the best mildly offensive species-based nicknames you could get away with if the girl likes you enough?
Dope-Rope? Hot Dog? Pocket Princess?

>>48488517
The god you pray to when you want the rng randomizer in the bedroom.

>>48488535
Flesh Prison

>>48488530
I've heard that the elves are actually dwarves, and the only elf on the north pole is a cultural accuracy supervisor for the toys.

>>48488535
Boob-tube
Itsy Bitsy Spider (if she's flat)

>>48488549
They're actually gnomes

>>48488535
>Spooder
>Arachnee-san (big sister spiders only)
>Jumpy (jumping spiders only)
>Dr. Acula (fangy spiders only)
>Nacho (most delicious spiders only)

>>48488510
I dunno if lolibabas are really hags, anon. I guess the mom stuff would overlap.

>>48488560
ur mum would overlap

>>48488535
I'm a fan of Hot Chocolate for any fire-based mg with dark skin

>>48488568
What if she is not fire-based, you simply find her very attractive?
The correct answer is that you call her MAGNET CHOCOLATE.

>>48488535
Fallopian tube

Can you imagine the meltdown if you called a dragon "Charizard" though

>>48488578
lel, worth it

>>48488578
>Charizard isn't even dragon type, he's fire/flying you stupid normie!

>>48488591
>t. dragon poster

>>48488591
Depends on which Charizard, boomer

Remember to be patient when awakening ancient dragons. A lot of them have been sleeping since before the new demon lord took power, and are often very confused when they wake up.

>Sick and tired of Ms. Ghoul waking me up with a morning blowjob
>It makes my dick super sensitive for the whole day
>Get a zombie from the graveyard
>Sleep with my dick inside her
>Don’t wake up to a ghoul blowjob
>Wake up to a ghoul rimjob
>Zombie locks her legs around me
>Can’t escape
>Cum so much in Ms. Zombie she can do basic addition now

>>48488620
As long as she's still evil with an insatiable urge to conquer, I am happy.

>>48488678
>Mrs. Dragon conquers the Wal-Mart

>>48488535
mush
musher
sporeny
shroomer
fun girl
psycho girlic

>>48488703
How far they have fallen.

>>48488714
Eh, at least this one isn't trying to fuck my car.

>>48486728
>Go to a Waffle House
You really want that shit on your honeymoon? To go to the equivalent of a Trucker Fight Club?

>>48488800
OK, real talk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vp1IARG5zI
That lady made me FEEL things. I like a badass.
I think Miss Hellwan would RESPECT an Anon who takes her to a warrior's restaurant.