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She ended many lives with her mouth and other holes.

>>48447924
Sanaefags become progressively less bounded by common sense, I see. Are you in Gensokyo already?

>>48447954
1. Compliments will get you nowhere.
2. Anywhere feels that good when I think about her.

>>48447978
>1. Compliments will get you nowhere.
What to do? I stay human and Sanaefags will kill me. I turn youkai and the green-haired autist will exterminate me. What is there left for me, then?

I'm going to have at least 7 kids with Sanae.

>>48447924
Sounds like villain talk. Sanae smites villains!

>>48448412
I didn’t say whose lives it would be.

>>48447924
I support your righteous endeavor and will add that I would level whole cities for her.
>>48448047
The only option left is to start believing in Sanae-sama! Or Kanako-sama, or Suwako-sama, Sanae's not quite there yet with the whole being a god thing.

But would you become a shota for her?

>>48447954
the next step in the collective madness of sanaefags is the development of a nuclear arsenal to be deployed in the name of moriya shrine

I have never and will never care about lost word but this alt outfit of hers is so cute I instinctively save images of her in it

>>48447924
She should eat less

>>48449026
She's a goddess in my eyes

>>48449026
>The only option left is to start believing in Sanae-sama! Or Kanako-sama, or Suwako-sama
Hm. I was planning on climbing up Youkai Mountain anyway, due to... reasons. Will I be safe from you if pay Sanae my respects and then scuttle away?

>>48450017
No one really sees her as one from what I remember, even her gods treat her more like a kid than an equal.
You'll probably just be feeding her ego if you tell her you believe she's a goddess, making her even more overconfident and smug, which is... perfectly fine, she deserves the confidence boost. She's a goddess of the highest caliber!
>>48451022
Given that you're climbing the mountain instead of using the ropeway, you're probably there for youkai related reasons, aren't you?
Just be respectful and you'll be fine.

The dork is now warm

>>48453735
Yeah, me too.

>>48453735
Shes not going to win the staring contest. Not on my watch

>>48452489
a warm dork is an happy dork.

>>48449081
>>48449191
>>48452489
I love her so much that she might be in danger.

>>48454479
Danger of what, a happy married life?
Have you ever considered that the one in danger is actually you, though? You have critically high levels of Sananium in your body
The only problem is that doctors don't recognize it as a medical condition yet
>>48453870
We can go warmer

>>48454842
Thank you for the image, there's a cute story accompanying it

>>48454973
I have way too many of these so thank you for reminding me to check the description again. I'd forgotten that there's a really cute story there

>>48448412
I would save human lives for you.

Take care of your plants.

...and that's how you make mustard gas, anon! Next up: methamphetamine!

>>48458701
I thought you were a good girl, Sanae... I just wanted to play Amored Core with you...

>>48458821
I JUST WANTED TO TEACH YOU SOMETHING FUN WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY ARMORED CORE ANYMORE

I wanna bring her a PGU or an RG Nu Gundam and watch her brain shift into neutral without a clutch.

>>48459581
that's either going to melt her mind so hard that she'll need 2 days to process it fully or she'll instantly go into hyper mode. either way, a very happy sanae

slut

Wake up lazybones, you have sweeping to do
at this point you'll end up worse than Reimu

>>48459655
Hell, an Origin Zaku or Revive Zaku would blow her mind, since the best Zakus of her day would’ve been the HGUC Zaku I. The fact a Zaku 2 could have better articulation with the pipes is pretty crazy. The HGTO Grandpa would also be nuts to her.

slut

>>48464950
If you ask me just showing her any sort of gunpla would make her squeal with joy. Showing her all of the newer stuff and building it would be a nice way to spend a week together, though
you could definitely just totally blow her mind with all that, cute to think about

>>48465131
Yes. I wanna have a girlfriend like that. If would be so wholesome.

If in the next game Sanae appears in animal spirits aren't still relevant, she's going to lose her wings. Reimu and Marisa's animal spirit design elements are barely noticeable but hers is really cute.
If she loses them that's going to be a crime against humanity.

sweet tooth sanae

>>48468845
I don't like the wings.

>>48473899
I used to think they were ugly and pointless, but I've really warmed up to them. They can be cute.
Of course, I wouldn't want every Sanae to be drawn with them, but they're cute. It's another design element I wouldn't want forgotten, like her tie or her necklace.

>>48474067
...and speaking of design, this is a fun image.
My favorites, as always, are MoF and winged Sanae, but they're all really cute. For some reason she loses her hair tube and ZUN never draws her with it ever again.
Sanaevolution.

Pic related is my POV when Sanny first approached me declaring her love.
We're now married and have sex every day, and sometimes after making love we cuddle in bed and laugh at all your silly posts ITT. Thought you should know that.

>>48479415
And then, all of a sudden, the delusion ends.
Welcome back to the real world, anon. You keep passing out drunk at the local Familymart after claiming that their logo "looks like Sanae"

I wonder if before going to Gensokyo, Sanae was bullied by other girls in her class for liking giant robots.

>>48479850
There is a single comment in the Grimoire of Usami where Sanae implies that she was isolated for being weird.
if she wasn't bullied, she was definitely at least a weirdo that people didn't talk to, or a quiet girl who didn't really talk about her interests ever

>>48479891
Why does Sanny have that expression on her face, it's like she hit her leg on a chair

>>48480103
She stubbed her toe on the table and REALLY doesn't want to admit that it hurts.

>>48447924
Only human lives?

I wish she were real.

Alright, grandma. Stay still
>>48483133
The ending of youkai lives has already been monopolized

The dork offers you a burger!

>>48487406
I want to ask Suwako out on a date.
I hope Sanae doesn't mind.

>>48487445
As long as you treat her grandma well, I don't see her minding. She'll give you tips too, if you want.
Just wait until she finishes giving her a haircut

i like to think that sanae sometimes goes ribbit ribbit or hisss like an autist (but not mlem mlem or pbbthpbbtphh because she's not a frog or a snake)

>>48488871
Thank you for your generous donation to Hakurei Shrine

>>48457993
She desperately needs a husband young like that.

Peak girlfriend material.

>>48495509
She's going to make some lucky girl very happy one day.

>>48495509
Kimono Sanae is really pretty. Really works well on her.

>>48497304
And another I had laying around

>>48497308
Not a kimono but I'll post this one now as well since I won't have time later.
Sanae images where she's relaxing or where she looks comfortable are my favorite.

>>48497317
These images make me want to hug her and cuddle her because she just seems that way

>>48449423
She should sit on my face

I will die for this smile.

>>48501338
I guess she just seems cuddly. Here's her being smug (& snug)
>>48502506
>will
Can't wait for the sequels: "I will commit domestic terrorism for this smile" and "I will rob a bank for this smile"
Sanae probably wouldn't like that, but it shows dedication.

>>48502506
You probably will.
This idiot would easily get her boyfriend killed. In an attempt to impress you, she'd try to show you how much fun it is to fly by holding onto you and ascending to the skies, just to accidentally drop you when you both are 300m above ground.

>>48502688
Never mind that, but Sanae would totally try to impress you all the time and show off her powers in an effort to get you to feed her ego.
No, Sanae, I DON'T want to see you fill the room with rice and I DON'T want to see you make 50 frogs simultaneously explode, either.

:D

>>48502709
>make 50 frogs simultaneously explode
No way Sanae would do something this cruel. Right?

>>48503267
They're not REAL frogs, anon. They're suspiciously frog-like explosives.
If the frogs she used in her miracles and spell cards were actually real she'd be responsible for the deaths of millions of amphibians. Suwako, too.

She does it for FREE!

>>48503308
The it being fucking little boys she lures out of the village and into the safety of her shrine, yes.

I love her so much

Wow Keine-sensei! Thanks for staying up until 5 AM to listen to me explaining the entire nonsensical plot of Gundam Wing! You're the best history teacher ever!
I'll come back next week to tell you even more!

As soon as I mentioned Gundam Wing I had to look up Just Wild Beat Communication. This is a curse.

So which Gundam Wing boy does Sanae like the most?

>>48504601
Duo, because he’s a chad.

>>48504601
She self inserts as Relena. The rest is self explanatory.
>>48506588
Braid boy is cool and edgy, but can he rip up birthday invitations?

zzz....

>>48507403
Not sure about Relena. Sanae isn’t nearly the pacifist Relena is.

this thread gave me AIDS

Weird outfit, but pretty cute. I like the modern elements in it.
>>48510909
Fair enough, but you don't need to be all that similar to a character to self insert as them. I mostly said it because she's the girl lead. I guess they're both kinda unhinged at times.
Imagining Sanae in Relena's iconic memey scenes is pretty funny though.