/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Guess I should find monkey gf

hellwan love

It's still Tacocat Tuesday.

>>48427864
Cow love

Big boobs=little brains

Real horse hours.

>>48427928
I know that vtuber.

>>48427950
Give me a pure steppe waifu so I may live free.

>>48427970
Gonna plant proximity trigger Mega Milk runes all over Sabbath headquarters.

>>48428037
the uwaaabomber's legacy lives on

>>48428020
Careful, she bites.

PSA: you cannot ask random raijus if they could charge various electrical items unless you are willing to risk the consequences of being zapped.

>>48428068
I bet they'd damage the machines, so I wouldn't risk it anyway.

Have you made an appropriate sacrifice recently? If not, one will be made for you.

Wood you?

>>48428094
I came. I saw. I was quickly conquered and came several more times. And now one of these golden beauties is mumbling gibberish into my neck.
Where did it all go so wrong?

>>48426359
Hot Topic is an S rank adventurer zone

>>48427970
I feel like casting this put me in more danger...

>>48428097
This fox is horny. All single men are in danger.

>>48428129
it put your wallet in danger but at least now you know the perfect christmas present for your Foxy Neighbour

dango dango dango dango dango kaizoku

I'm off to find the hidden elf nation. Wish me luck.

>>48428129
she's overencumbered. you should easily be able to outspeed her

>>48428107
>cherry tree dryad
>always has blossoms as long as it's not too cold to have leaves at all

>>48428157
Please do not underestimate the physical capabilities of a fox in heat who REALLY needs to be milked.

>>48428117
>run into a top level monster in front of a meme fashion store
Fucking random encounters

>>48428160
i'm for it

>>48428068
W-what are the consequences of being zapped?
Are they bad?

>>48428212
Anywhere from a small static shock to being taken to the hospital by your new raiju wife to clear the fourteen day paralysis debuff, depending on your lightning resistance

>>48428212
I got shocked with 100V, kinda hurts.

t. fixes power supplies

Why are so many monster negotiators like this?

>>48428187
ms sally waitresses at waffle house to hone her combat skills

>Man, once- once that man made the toilet, everyone thought it was so awesome

>>48428322
Now that's what I call dumping charisma!

>>48428331
what even is that eye?

>>48428331
yes yes we know you discovered ai sloppa recently

>>48428331
Glad you have fun, but you can get rid of that sheen if you try.

>>48428322
No mofu = no deal

>>48428348
You know, if you don't recognize AI by the style, it's becoming legit hard to tell AI from real art from just a glance.

>>48428361
I didn't even prompt it. I just found in on the LoRa page on Civitai.

>>48428322
Pff, she's not even milky.

>>48428397
always got to lowball the first offer

>be Uber driver in MGC
>get a ping from the rich part of town
>tip city baby
>pull up to a lavish house
>bicorn in an expensive bathrobe rushes out to greet me
>excitement quickly turns to disappointment as she looks in my back seat
>asks where the other girls are
>have to explain to her that a "ride share service" isn't what she thinks it is
>she dejectedly gives me a bit of money for the pick up fee and goes back inside

>put googly eyes on core tail
>gains sentience
>draw blushies under the eyes
>becomes sub tail
>draw angry eyebrows over the eyes
>becomes dom tail

>>48428068
You can't be within ten feet of a raiju unless you're willing to risk being zapped.

>>48428437
This kind of morden mishap is honestly my favorite sub genre when it comes to monster girls. I want more of it.

>>48428250
>>48428259
Seems like at worse I get a small shock. Going to ask Ms.Raiju to charge my phone since I forgot to again.

Anyone else reading A Sticky Situation? I've been really enjoying it so far. A lot of great world-building and character development.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60465280

MysteryID is a pretty damn good writer

>>48428518
i got it in another tab to get around to reading the new chapter tonight. been liking it thus far

>>48428518
I'm waiting on the weekend before reading about tacokots

>>48428524
But it's tacokot Tuesday!

>>48428530
Where I am it's already wendigo Wednesday.

>>48428518
Too much femdom even for me.

>>48428424
My hips would break down well before negotiations.

>>48428530
I will not eat the tacos

>>48428518
I like his writing, but I avoid reading ongoing stories, so I'll have to check it out when he's done.

>>48428562
why does the cat into the leotard?

14 days until Christmas…

>>48428575
I know that's it's finished and sitting at 100k+ words. I believe he's just doing final editing passes and staggering the release.

>>48428587
"Leo" is a lion, also the start of leopard. Cats are autistic like that.

Oh man, I love AI sloppa!

>"You've trespassed your last temple, human!"

>>48428587
Huh, checks out.

>>48428623
Machine be struggling with those paws though.

>>48428518
I was reading ch.3 just now, it's good at keeping my interest up despite being a pretty slow story in theory.

Last image I swear!
I don't wanna flood the thread with slop.

>When your anubis wife has come hope and has been thoroughly graped

>>48428649
It'll get there. Give it a bit more time.

>>48428665
Is that AI? It's actually pretty good.

>>48428669
Yes.

Mouth, eyes, and ornaments are fucked. Also, Japanese script in what's supposed to be an Egyptian temple.

>>48428671
>lso, Japanese script in what's supposed to be an Egyptian temple.
As if the japanese wouldn't do the same thing anyway.

>>48428671
What if it's just some Japanese Anubis doing cosplay locally?

>>48428671
Hmm, yeah, the ornaments are placed right but meaningless shapes. Eyes look like eyeshadow and the mouth seems fine though? Still, it's come a long way. Fooled me at first glance at least.

>>48428676
Way more likely to be a weeb anubis

>>48428687
NEETubis

>>48428687
Does !Egypt also have WEEBS?

>>48428685
Pupils are weird, the sclera is blobby, especially on the right, and the dripping from the bottom of the lip is weird too. I didn't give it the drooling prompt. Upper lip shape is slightly off to on the right.

>>48428687
weeaboobis

>>48428699
did japan exist back then?

>>48428685
>Fooled me at first glance at least.
You can tell it's slop just from the thumbnail, without even seeing all the wierd details that makes no sense.

>>48428713
I 'unno. Prolly not. Japan historically was a bunch of feudal nothing states.

>>48428714
What a hero.

>>48428692
I love 4mon

>>48428692
>Piss bottle

>>48428733
It's not a piss bottle--it's Mr. Doo. Which I assume is off-brand Mountain Dew. Miss Anubis would never piss in a BOTTLE.

>>48428741
>One 7-hour match later
>The bottle's fluid has been replaced with urine
NEETubis definitely would piss in a bottle. She's not gonna risk getting up from her chair and losing to that damn, lazy cat that incessantly asks the most annoying questions possible. It would be a disgrace.

monsters cant get me in my pillow fort

>48428771
How is this chinese video game character related to /jp/ - Otaku Culture?

>>48428792
Let's suppose that was true. What's the next move anon? Will you stay there and starve? Coward there and run to and back from the groceriy store and pray and hope you don't need to interact with any monster?

>>48428810
>Coward there and run to and back from the groceriy store and pray and hope you don't need to interact with any monster?
yes
my seed is not for monsters and they cant fix me

>>48428765
Miss 'Nubis would absolutely just hold it for 7 hours with her IRON WILL.

USHI ONI

>>48428869
my favorite

>>48428873
They're everybody's favorite!

>>48428817
So, what will you do if every cashier in the city is a cute single monstergirl?

Mana is stored in the chest.

>>48428911
I actually store it in a sealed URN.

>>48428916
A forbidden delicacy for treasure hunting monster girls.

>>48428911
>ushis have a lot of mana
>they dont really use it because they dont have to

>>48428869
Oh Yeah

>>48428921
I dunno, if I had an Ushi, I would totally give her sad puppy dog eyes until she lets me ride on her at a cool gallop.

>>48428892
start raiding peoples gardens
if greenworms can do it, why cant i?

>>48428949
>Raid the greenworm's garden
>She respects the hell out of the audacity

>>48428949
Becuase you could stumble onto an aphrodisiac trap? Or get shot with a daughtercannon? Doesn't sound very safe to me.

>>48428949
their gardens bite back

>>48428949
>if greenworms can do it, why cant i?
They have a particular set of skills most do not have when it comes to raiding gardens.
Do not gaze upon their work and assume it is done by the hands of a simpleton.

>>48428967
>Or get shot with a daughtercannon?
tell me more

Ushi, Ushi-Oni!
Ushi, Ushi-Oni!

>>48429069
Take her seal to weaken her powers
I learned that from a book written by Ms. Ushi

>>48429075
I'd take off Miss Ushi's seal because her eyes are pretty.

This corpse followed me home, can I keep her?

>>48429094
i don't know, they're a lot of responsibility

>>48429094
all the zombies are free to take home
i already have 42

>>48429069
Why are we posting Ushis on a work night damnit.

>>48429063
Whenever a home get's too crowded with monsterdaughters, the parents will buy one of those and agressively shoot at anyone who enters their property.
It uses a shrinking spell that is undone as soon as the daughter gets out of the muzzle. She's pushed at high speed with a homing spell towards the intruder. Ends up 99% of the time in rape. The Other 1% is concussion, followed by hospital rape.
It got regulated to be only usable inside homes, as parents would go around shooting their unwanted daughters at anyone they saw, which disrupted the natural rape/dating enviroment.

>>48428139
I hope I'm one of them

>>48429138
It's the lady from this pic!

>>48428139
I will call upon the insect queen to save me with her sexy, sexy insects!

>>48429252
You have my attention, seductive squirrel.

>My days at the refugee camp seemed so long ago.
>I sought refuge from my memories in the company of other humans.
[anon is half-conscious on cranberry juice and a poppy flower blunt]
>I fought sleep for days at a time, for when I dreamt, the memories would return.
>Memories of the monastery... and the EVIL... which had claimed it.
>Dreams... memories...? I couldn't tell the difference anymore.
[the tavern doors crack open. a cold gust blows out the lamps and causes him to shiver. a thin, goat-horned silhouette slumps in the doorway]
>...Had the evil from my dreams followed me at my heels...?
>How had she found me here?
>How could this broken shell of a monster, barely able to carry the weight of her own scythe, be the SABBATH QUEEN which drove me to hide here?
[she sits and fidgets in the silent tavern, mrgrrgrring to herself]
>She seemed to have demons of her own that she struggled to contain.
>And she was losing.
[her scythe clatters on the floor, and a legion of imps, devils, and loli deems erupt from the shadows and tear in through the shutters]
[men are cornered and piled on by up to four little girls at a time, tempting them with terrible words as they yet force themselves upon them. women are monsterized instantly and take only a second to recalibrate before pouncing]
>As I watched, I became convinced that I was TRULY mad.
>The terror! The destruction! The evil I witnessed! How else could I explain them?
>Were these the demons from my dream, or... were they born... within the baphomet?
[there is no one left not entangled in frenetic sex, captured by hands, thighs, and lips. the tavern burns around them]
[the baphomet stares at anon over her shoulder, then shambles through the flames out of the tavern. anon drops his flower blunt]
>Why did I follow her?
>I don't know.
>Why do things happen as they do in dreams?
>All I know is that when she beckoned, I had to follow her. And from that moment, I was a lolicon.

Ded

>>48429460
>CLEAR
>*ZAP*

>>48425293
Which story had the White Horn and Glacies? I am interested

>>48429517
https://archiveofourown.org/works/57777706/chapters/147053068
That's what I'm assuming he was talking about.

FAT
DANUKI
BOOBS

>>48429546
On my face breastfeeding me

>>48429562
Now I'm thinking of a cake mamono who is made of actual cake having me breastfeed by literally eating her breasts, which are cake.

Dhampirs owe me paizuri

>>48429543
Bless, thank you

Fairies WILL use your nipples as dildos.

>>48429566
the fabled dough-rome...

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that even unexpected girls can bloom....which is why Jumping arachne-chan needs to ride on her back.
She ended up with huge breasts for her small frame which makes certain things a bit harder for her.

Remember that your mom asked you to go to the store to get some baby wipes for your sisterdaughter on the way home

>>48429709
Impregnating your family members puts a lot of strain to the family budget you know, try to wear protection when doing your mother or your sisters

birb

Coming back to this thread every once in a while feels like coming back to your hometown after a drug epidemic hits it. Why even bother making threads anymore? Half this thread's image count is either gacha girl blankpost image dumps or very obvious spiteposting over the shitty kemono girls KC mistakenly made.

>>48429836
Yes. We should just submit. Trolls are too strong. The sane cannot compete with the mentally ill.

>>48429858
>Trolls are too strong

>>48429871
Imagine getting hip-checked by that. No man can overcome such power.

>>48429900
trolls are too strong...

>>48429871
>>48429933
Trolls are bad. They stink, flowers are annoying and they look ugly!

>>48430000
Trolls are good
They smell good and are pretty
They are strong and not ugly!

>>48430439
sparklefox

>>48429836
Gachashit is inoffensive on its own and will stop being a problem as soon as one regular /mgt/ anon becomes a janny so never or occasionally a /jp/ janny pays attention also almost never
Mick's trolling is his own humiliation ritual for our enjoyment and he stopped being actually harmful like 2 years ago, it's just a mentally ill lolcow at this point.

Thread has seen better days for sure, but I've seen worse declines and you're only fanning the flames by saying we should close shop and you're likely one of the butthurt retards trying to sink this place as a revenge for rejection

Imagine walking with a holstaur and not being able to hear her over the SLOSH THWUNK SLOSH THWUNK noises she makes

>>48428068
>be carnival carnie
>forgot to charge your hag-o-meter before your shift
>have to bother a festivalgoer to help you out
>she gives you The Look and asks if you're ready (yes is never the answer to this)
>suffer the consequences
>hag-o-meter fully charged
>lightbulb pops over your head as you smolder on the ground in your own cum
>next carnival season comes around...
>unveil the Test of Electric Strength
>raijus have to zap the lightning rod as hard as they can to blow the fuse and win a prize
>CHUUUUUUUUUUU et cetera - a free lightshow for the whole family, everybody loves it
>awarded royalties for life, and immediate promotion to Lead Carnist
>nice!
>wait
>can't think about the title as a woman with her own localized weather system barges into the admin tent demanding a cut of the profits for "practically co-creating it"
>try to defuse the situation
>"YOU"
>negotiations begin as you smolder on the ground in your own cum
>talk her down to letting you keep all profits! as long as you marry her
>to sweeten the deal, she'll never zap you that hard again! unless you're inside her

>>48430102
she weighs 2.3x more than the moped

Pulling troll finger

>>48431043
Well, I better just fuck the moped then.

Living in wonderland can't be worse than here, especially if I get a chesh. Eating shrooms, drinking tea and tripping seems like a good deal.

>>48428424
I love monster girls with hair covering their eyes.

>>48431638
I love monster girls with hair covering their THIGHS

>>48431599
Yes, you should start practicing your Regency era etiquette now in preparation for your arrival. Imagine how head over heels they'll be when you show up all Mr. Darcy-like, take off your hat at the perfect time, and stir the tea exactly the right way. Tip: it's back and forth, not in a circle. Try it. And when cheshire asks you if you like pranks, tell her "oh I do so love a good jape very well indeed." It'll practically jub her on the spot. But a gentleman waits for the joy of the bridal bed! Or the joy of the bridal carriage couch, if needs must. I suppose the joy of the bridal tea table seat will do, if madam hat approves. I've heard she likes to watch and commentate, however.

>Ywn get to eat out hebi cloaca 2 days after she downed 10 beefy, bean burritos
Feels bad man

>there are 30000 virgin mamonos in your area
>they are all mosquitoes

>>48432188
Time to stock up on peppermint oil

>>48429543
Yeah that was the story I was talking about

>>48428157
Foxes are scary

>>48431827
Does smoking Churchill cigars help ? I only how to do that and I think it's British, maybe ?

>>48432562
Know how to do that*
Oh oh, I forgot that my English is shat

>>48432562
>>48432577
You need the french equivalent of wonderland, worse than hell

>>48432666
Swap tea with strong liquors, lewdness with depression, sprink an unhealthy amount of smoking in the mix and you can get what it would looks like. Honestly, I would like it.

>I could help you walk on the ice better if you play a game with me first.

>>48432781
Sprinkled*
Time to sleep.

Ideal size difference.

what if with mg and Journey's "Don't Stop Believin" starts playing from some unknown source, what do you make of that?

It's the Year of the Snake soon.

>>48432935
Crazy how after all this time no other Apophis artpiece managed to top this one.

>>48430913
You seem upset.

>>48432784
She's going to break the ice under you like those orca videos if you refuse anyway.

>>48432965
I top apophis

>>48432882
It means I'm in a montage of some kind! I better strut my stuff

>>48432995
It's hard to top snakes because they tend to twist around you. It's more of middling them really.

>>48432967
>entire post telling anon to calm down and saying it's not really that bad
>durrr you seem upset
Are you retarded or just a bot?

I want the chesh's job. Now.

>>48433118
I will put her on "Turbo" setting and nobody can stop me

I wanna dress a dark priest up in a latex suit and take a tentacle potion and reenact Rindou's doujins.

i bet i can outrun a hebi

>>48433402
Can she pass through doors with those horns?

>>48433474
Yes but she has to turn sideways.

>>48433474
Don't encourage spammers

>>48433551
It's a bot that can't reply anyway so what's the issue?

>>48433561
It's not a bot, you can see how he starts chimping out and doubling down on spam when anons react.

>>48433407
Course you can, since hebi's slither around.
Now the question really is can you out slither a hebi?

Your monster isnt meaty enough

>>48433641
She's doing her best!

>>48433641
Prove it.

>>48433641
beefy monsters naturally turn meaty during the winter months, it's when they hibernate/bulk up for the spring season, and the optimal time to search for a strongfat monster to warm you up.

>>48433561
>>48433612
Reminder that the spammer has ban evaded well over a dozen times just in the spam of the last three threads. Scroll through and count the red trashcan icons if you don't want to take my word for it, most or all of those are separate deletions
>>>/jp/thread/48427851
>>>/jp/thread/48412773
>>>/jp/thread/48391713

Mods really hate mass ban evaders by the way, so if you snitch on him through the feedback page or 4chan's IRC channel there's a decent chance they'll actually start cracking down on him hard.

>>48433702
I need strongfat monsters with grabbable bellies

>Skeleton come by your house with a message
>"my mistress thinks you are cute, please come to the old house on the hill, we have cake"

>>48433777
better start bar crawling those winter town irish pubs for a dullahan with a thick irish accent who's been prepping for the winter fest caber toss, she'll need a towel-boy/ spotter for her intense workouts and even more tense ale chugging celebrations. Just try not to make fun of her belly too much or you'll see why they call her the cold-iron keg as she drains you dry.

The yetis will never find me

>>48433777
We all do.
Dwarves and oni are a good place to start.
Ogres too and maybe a few trolls that are more interested in fighting than gardening.

>>48433806
>the old house is actually pretty cozy and well-maintained
>the Lich, her minions and her high level undead friends welcome you to the party
>the cake and other confectionaries are great

>>48433926
make sure to remind them that you're allergic to mushrooms

AI art I made to illustrate the non-sexual hellhound caretaker scenario.

feed scrawny vampires

>>48434027
Or what?

>>48434069
they'll be sad and hungry

>>48433842
The yetis are relentless and will not stop, they don’t feel fear or cold

>>48434157
It's said they're capable of detecting shivering or sadness from twenty miles away.
Terrifying.

>>48434157
But do they fear the heat of summer

How do I tell my titania wife that Santa isn't real? (She's 36 btw)

>>48434234
Santa is real you grinch

>>48434239
Proof?

>>48427864
How can rapedogs be this adorable?

>>48434234
NORAD tracks Santa

>>48428549
>Too much femdom
Low T. Correction required

>>48434253
The presents under the tree and missing cookies

>>48434331
>Boss, they found out about the cookies, what do we do?

>>48434157
Yetis with bush to keep all parts of you warm

>>48434415
Crotchmofu is way too powerful

>I'm 110% mofu.

ded

>>48434512
how spooky

miss kraken no that's an oil tanker

Slowly making an army of snowmen on ms wights mansion lawn since I pass it everyday on the way to work, just to annoy the gargoyle guard that can't move during the brief daylight hours

>>48434527
AAAAHHHHH ENOUGH TANKER NOISE ALREADY I CAN'T HEAR THE WHALES AAAAAHHHHHHH

>>48434527
lmao

Where is my mind...

My heating is broken please dont report me to the yetis

>>48434536
Take responsibility for your snow golem harem.

>>48434581
Way out...
in the water see it swimming

Snek time.

I will NOT be snek'd

>>48434023
>She has no flaming eyes

Now that there is Heresy!!!

kelp time

I will not be MONSTER'D at all!
I will stay with this nice lady who seems to have gotten drenched in blue paint

>>48434635
Is that why the oldest ones began to resemble monsters encased in ice and packed snow? I thought the groundskeeper just accepted my challenge to their lawn aesthetic overnight

>>48434726
Anon think of the the advertisers

go with the flow... kelp

>>48434726
>>48434756
Fuck! You're right.

Uhh... I apologize mods. Apparently I was so sleepy from coming home to work my dumbass didn't realize I posted a topless pic. Soooo... Sorry and lemme off with a warning or ban in just /jp/????

Old foxes with closed eyes

I know she ate a cheese.

I accidentally called the local noblewoman of the undead realm Mommy, and she looked at me like this. Am I in trouble?

>>48433655

>>48434819
You're about to get adopted

>>48434841
How do I get a core to adopt me?

>>48434749
>the nice (human) lady in question

She's come to collect her protection money.

>>48434849
Appear very small and make mewling noises at one, but only if they are particularly old

>>48434872
also gently tug on her tail

>>48434630
You fool, the Yetis are the ones breaking your heating

>>48434791
But the fan arts I've seen shows she is in love with a cat boy!

>>48435024
That's China for you.

Remember to gobe your undead wife a lot of cuddles

mmmm give cow!

>>48435084
I will not cuddle a vampire, she just keep sucking my blood if I do that.
I've had to put a limit to how much she's allowed to drink my blood since I keep passing out from it. I think she's addicted.

>>48435139
If they're in blood sucking range, you're in boob sucking range

>>48435139
I'm amazed at the levels of tsundere contained within this post. I could never.

>>48435084
>gobe

>>48435220
I'm going to make miss Haku gobe deez nuts.

>>48434941
Why would they do this?
Now I will freeze to death in the winter

I always hear about the dangers of under-milking a holst but never the over-milking one so are there any?

>>48435226
General side effects of overmilking are tiredness, soreness, pain and general discomfort. Not too dangerous, but generally not recommended.

>>48435226
About the same as over-milking an Anon.

>>48435208
I am not tsundere! I just don't like it when Miss vamp keeps asking if she can suck my blood every other hour. Just because I live with her and she pays for everything doesn't give her the right to use me like a blood bag!
She only gets to drink my blood twice per day.

This is why boys should have about the same rights as a coffin's padding liner.

I want to be a hatter's ass slave.

>>48435225
So your Yeti neighbor can show up like this, ready to hug and snug

>>48435226
If you regularly overmilk them at a young age they'll grow up to be even milkier than the average holst, to the point it becomes an actual problem.
So don't do it unless you want to literally swim in the stuff.

>>48435261
Men aren't for milking!

>>48435010
Where smug loli version?

hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hiat hat

>>48435432
Hat?

mildly annoyed hatter

>>48435432
I personally think that the most alluring part of a monster is the ass, I'm not even an anal fan but I cannot resist a voluptuous monster ass
It's like kryptonite to me, my main weakness

>>48435470
You've drank your English tea with no milk or sugars since you're already used to more bitter/no addon Chinese teas. She's mildly annoyed you drank it straight without sampling her products but you're still drinking tea she made.

>>48435496
>>48435432
Where does hatter get her tea?
Is it from her mushrooms she grows?
Does tea grow naturally in wonderland?
Does she use the wonderland teleporting entrance nonsense to trade with the mist continent and zipangu?
Did wonderland colonise some order island?

>>48435475
Would you be more weak to ass if it glowed in the dark like kryptonite?

>>48435475
weaknesses are meant to be exploited

>>48435475
>t alluring part of a monster is the ass,
It's the leotard.

>>48435505
well, if wonderland is directly more british inspired, I could easily see a wonderland colony somewhere around the mist continent for easy tea access/trading/exotic exports. If not, there must be some kind of lush wonderland type plant monster that thrives off of the massive amounts of ambient sex people have in there (stray juices/mana) that blooms quite often. Sommelier alraune variety that has legs cursed by the Alice lilim for being so lazy/not blooming when she wanted, perhaps, that constantly needs to move/find new tastes?

>>48435553
>Wonderland tea alraune wants you to have the first flush
also
>Wonderland tea alraune gets in bath
>Bath turns a lovely amber colour

>>48435595
No two wonderland brews are the same because it's gonna be a different alarune skinny dipping in a different convinent lake/freshwaterpool with different infusers (fruits/spices/fucking their husband)

>>48435595
>>48435553
>Hag tea alraunes are just heavily oxidised and become a deep red/black color.

If wonderland is british then where are all the pubs?

>when you generate 50 pics of an anubutt doing watersports
now if only we had the tech to make monster girls real instead of being confined to computer images. i'd generate so many monster waifus it's unreal

>>48435681
They call them tea parties over there.

>>48435681
i went into a wonderland pub and got molested by a chesh and hatter having an argument about whether Dickingham Rangers in their prime were as good as Wock Wednesdays FC are today.

>>48435681
Where the hatters are at

>>48435685
At least in a year you'll be able to generate anything you can think of.

It's been over seven hours since this thread has mentioned shirohebis. What's the matter anon? Do you not love her anymore?

>>48435707
Drunk hatter hag groping you and slumping into you the bar, moaning that nobody likes diamond suits and she's so lucky that you're being nice to her.

Big cat for big breeding.

>>48435737
Yeah I'm divorcing her, gonna visit the 'Nuki lawyer tomorrow

>>48435681
Shortstack chesire barmaids that pull your drinks out of their tits using their hammerspace/teleportation while floating around, playing tricks on people that don't tip

What are chesh's matchups vs other wonderland monsters.

>>48433631 (me)
>>48435737
it seems Hebi simply got out-slithered by that Anon.
Sounds like Hebi should spend less time reading Anon's texts and more time stalking!

>>48435791
>March Hare
Loses hard, chesh will be her private pussy eater till she finds a man to replace her
>Dormouse
Loses extremely hard
>Alice
Loses when Alice calls her an old lady
>Jubjub
Same as March Hare but replace fur with feathers
>Mad Hatter
Loses, chesh at best gets her own hat and joins becomes a hatter at worse she’s stuck brewing tea all day
>Humpty Egg
Loses when chesh gets called an old lady again
>Trumpart
Loses and is arrested and has her head chopped off. (Note: this turns chesh into a Dullahan Cheshire)
>Wonderworm
Loses hard when chesh gets an asthma attack from getting smoke blown in her face
>Jabberwock
Wins, only because Jabberwock is too busy sleeping or stuffing her face

Purposefully only seeing hebi and not talking to anyone else to edge and deny her yangasms

>>48435848
I think a lot of you would be surprised to know that Hebis are actually pretty happy to have faithful anons.

>>48435859
I’m going to cheat on Hebi’s test. She’s my teacher and I took pictures of the answer key

>>48435859
if all i wanted was a moderately jealous lamia i could go for any other snake

Hebi must have really mixed feelings when other women call her husband ugly.

>>48435893
That's it. It's settled. Hatter is a cute.

>>48435859
I would show full devotion to a hebi if she'd strangle me in her coils till I passed out every night.

Basilisk is a good girl and deserves more love.

>>48428107
I want to see a dryad whitehorn one day. That would be pretty wonderful.
I mean here. But also in real life too. If possible.

>>48435886
That has nothing to do with what i said in the post? Or do you mean you want your Hebi to be unhappy when you are faithful to her. Sounds like the opposite of jealous to me.

How does a dragonewt earn her wings?

>>48435897
correct answer

>>48435922
she evolves at level 31

>>48435947
hats are my favourite girl

>>48435947
I can only think about anal sex with monsters

>>48428518
Personally I struggle with the soup of proper nouns and I cringe here and there, but it's been enjoyable and I think there's something to it.

>>48435964
what a horrible curse

>48430913
For you.

Would you give your cat a gun?

>>48436000
Yes, and I'll even saw off the barrel for her so it's smaller and easier for her to carry.

>>48430913
>Mick's trolling is his own humiliation ritual for our enjoyment
I like how he feels the need to prove you correct lmao.

>>48436000
Yes.

>>48436015
no surprises there
it never would've went this far if he had even a single drop of self-reflection

>>48436013
The cat has been given a gun.
https://litter.catbox.moe/26nzwd.PNG

no drama
only yeti

>>48435791
Great question

>>48435847
Absolute DOGSHIT answer. It's so infuriatingly wrong that I'm convinced this poster is an actual Cheshire.

>>48436075
I wanna show a Yeti one of those meal heating solutions like those in some MREs.

>>48436000
yeah a few

>>48436075
I just want hugs. And see thick fluffy yeti bush

>>48436000
Yes, why not? I already did on my figmas

>>48436075
A yeti is just a winter hellhound in my eyes. This is not a bad thing, and, in fact, spikes their hotness way up.

>>48429871
Imagine resting your head on a tall monstergirl's bosom after cumming inside her

>>48436218
THey are not as rapey and agressive.

>>48436129
Yeti would cry. An MRE is not a wholesome meal prepared with love.
>>48436218
Extra warm girls are all top-tier

How would Deonora react if I approached her and asked if I could watch her lay eggs?

In locations with high dragon populations, you can't get home insurance with fire coverage.

>>48436275
She'd get VERY angry and tell you to go fuck herself.
Then, hours later at her lair, she'd realize you were flirting with her, and cry herself to sleep again.

>>48436278
Of course you can, it's called a gremlin wife.

>>48436286
>Then, hours later at her lair, she'd realize you were flirting with her, and cry herself to sleep again.
Well, good thing my plan was to keep asking her until she said yes.

>>48436060
Yes, your sage advice of quietly killing myself is just fantastic, thanks.

>>48436259
>An MRE is not a wholesome meal prepared with love.

>The Automaton who runs the MRE factory stares off into space.
>"I am emotionally devastated," she utters in a quiet, disaffected monotone.
Now you've done it, Anon, you hurt Miss Automaton's feelings!

>>48436451
I-I'm sorry

>>48436225
Imagine how many times you experience that growing as a child in an MGE city

>>48436292
>t. anon who doesn't know the only mamono more prone to fire damage than the dragon is the gremlin.
And that includes actual fire elemental mamono!

>>48436225
Imagine troll thumb up the bum

>>48436507
Just get yourself a gremlin that works with ice crystal powered steampunk inventions. Easy.

>>48436584
It really doesn't matter what she's working on--she's going to start a LOT of fires. Sometimes major ones.

>>48436599
The only fire she causes is the fire in my heart.

>>48436611
SEEEEEEE!?!?!?!?!! I. TOLD. YOU.

>>48436487
This but growing in Hagville

>>48436620
>Go to Hagville High School
>Class is filled with hags dressed as teenagers

>>48436633
>insist on wearing teen size clothes to make them feel younger
>all those exposed tummies, thighs, and underboob just begging to be molested
i dont know how to teach but im applying anyway

>>48436225
That's pretty much the daily life of a little boy born from a monster

>>48436633
>go to Hagville High School
>get bullied daily by the gang of those hags

>Live in Monster Girl City.
>Lotta monster girls.
>ALSO
>Lotta districts.
>Genuinely crazy how many there are.
>Beastville
>The Undead District
>The other, much snootier, undead district that's mostly wights and vamps
>Cowtown
>... so many damn insect areas
>Little Wunderland
>Noir City
>Hey, interesting. Maybe it's all goth chicks.
>Look it up.
>Actually not that far away by subway.

>Noir City
>Every piece of architecture in Noir City is a gothic revival
>Even the fire hydrants
>It's AWESOME
>You stick out like a sore thumb, too. Everything here is grayscale--even the people, somehow.
>See a shockingly uncolorful greenworm walk by, holding a lacy black umbrella and wearing an almost femme fatale dress.
>Almost because, you know, greenworm.
>So, THAT kind of noir.
>Neat!