/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>48412773
+50 social credit points

So about those bugs

>>48412773
What about them?

>>48412782
>>48412791
sorry I have a deep seated revulsion to insects, ESPECIALLY slugs and snails (the mere thought of them makes me sick), ladybugs are alright though

you should go to the desert

What if MONSTER girls.

>>48412837
Too dry, I'd rather go to the jungle.

Look man, I just think Lilims are pretty

>30 years old
>She says I'm essentially a child
It's not fair, bros!
I'm old. I look old, bald and beard. And yet this smug ass, fuckin' blueberry of a girl is calling me a child. And she treats me like one too!

>>48412915
Getting called a little boy, despite being an adult is bad enough by a demon. It's even worse when done by a smug, ancient loli.

>>48412915
Call her granny and see how she likes it.

>>48412925

I'm weak to purple eyes.... and red eyes and yellow eyes.

>>48412915
then you find out later that she's 25

>>48412841
Cute...

>>48412908
>Lilims are pretty
pretty DORKY
lmao, gottem

>>48412805
But many beetles are cute, not just ladybugs!

You know what would be fun? A monster that's a complete dork that still manages to be comparatively cooler than Anon.

Cherish Hags, Dote on Hags, Fertilize Ancient Eggs, Make Hags feel half their age.

>>48413013
Isn't that basically lilims?

>>48413020
The "comparatively cooler" part is usually ignored with lims.

>>48413013
>still manages to be comparatively cooler than Anon
not hard to be cooler than anon

It's a good time to head down south.

>>48413013
ms dhampir can do backflips and stuff

>>48413039
shes adorable
i wanna bully her
i wanna take her outta of her musty room and make her see the light of day
i wanna go out with her to do normie things and see her squirm

You can never be too old or too big to enjoy magical girls.

>>48413038
Reminds me of that pixel game with the dog cop.

>>48413114
>Magical MooMoo
Now there's a show I would watch.

>>48413114
Her sincere enthusiasm in an era of post-ironic media gives me hope for the future of humanity

>>48413124
>...and it turns out all along, the human woman was only evil because she wasn't a cow
>really makes you think
i enjoy thought provoking cinema

>>48413114
>the ultra evil, stern, and hardass commander of the maous army
>is a ultra massive magical fan
>reallly loves them
>cosplays them in her room
>has fuckton of magical girl merch all around
>has a bow hidden in her ouftit
>knows all the catchphrases of all the magical girls
>The hero manages to find her on cosplaying as one one day.....

>"Just put your head here and this device will match you with your ideal monster wife."
>"So this is some kind of brain scanner?"
>"Some kind. In France it's called a guillotine."

God I fucking love gremlin so much.

>>48413271
she's a nasty, horrible little thing
and that's great

>>48413271
I *do* wish that KC had something that's more of an exact match for Western Big Titty Shortstack goblins, but Gremlins are very close, and I care more about the ruthless experimentation than the big titty part.

>>48413286
MGE goblins can be born with big tits too you know.

>>48413293
i do be liking those hobgoblins and goblins bust-based hierarchy

>>48413268
A slime?

>>48413293
Yeah, but they're usually depicted as DFC types.
In fact, I DEFY YOU to find me some big titty shortstack gremlins. It's basically impossible!
oh plz oh plz oh plz oh plz oh plz oh plz oh plz oh plz oh plz

>>48413278
evil.
wicked.
smug.
black bags under her eyes.
sweaty jumpsuit and spats (good).
nasty thing.

>>48413304
pretty sure nav did 1 or 2

>>48413286
Claustrophyte is pretty close.

>>48413304
This one is the classical example, but there are plenty in the archive if you actually looked for them. Some of them from nav, and some other artists. There is also an OC with big boobs, red hair and horns.
It's not hard to find them at all.

You lot may not want a Pap, but I wouldn't mind one. I think butterflies are beautiful and caterpillars are cute, so I could go the whole Greenworm- -> Shortstack Pap with giant colorful wings route (she's still as smug as when she was a Greenworm)

>>48413165
I'm only more motivated to use my cow tools on the town's water supply.

>>48413334
>>48413366
Smelly green shortstacks!

>>48413373
the silly straw she carries around is menacing

>>48413377
This one isn't green. I think it's supposed to be a gremlim.

>>48413374
These tools?

>>48413407
those aren't tools, they're weapons

>>48413433
>t. Anon who is afraid of milk
Stop being so lactose intolerant!

>>48413377
they don't smell that bad.

>>48413407
Far out!

>>48413476
With gremlins constatly working with machinery they are bound to smell like grease, rusty metal and soot. Give your grem a nice bubble bath after work, okay?

>>48413450
i will not drink the ushi milk

>>48413476
You forgot the second rule about Gremlins from that silly movie from the 80s? Don't get them into contact with water.

>>48413499
>>48413487
Gremlins made that movie to scare people from washing them. Throw her in the bath. Ignore her complaints that it's just proof of her hard work. She will be bathed. Do not huff the sweaty gremlin.

>>48413499
These gremlins reproduce when in contact with a different kind of liquid.

>>48413499
>asking a Gremlin what it means that you can't feed her "after midnight" when it's always after midnight

>image search for "Gremlin"
>find out there's an official Gremlin car
https://www.motortrend.com/news/how-amc-gremlin-sales-success-history-photos/

>>48413497
You're talking like you HAVE a choice.

>>48413433
What is a weapon if not a fun tool?

>Wake up at 3 AM
>Gremlin not in bed next to you
>Go downstairs
>Hunched form of small wife illuminated by the pale freezer light
>Three tubs of ben and jerries in her arms
>Giggling to herself
>"Ahem."
>Head snaps to you
>Bares teeth
>Hisses
>Quickdraws wacky ray gun of the week
>Freeze-ray? Size-inverter? Mindcontrol-beam? Horni-nator 5000? How does she make them so quickly.
>Raped by short angry gremlin
>Wake up to the taste of ice cream and grem pussy

>>48413612
smol birb

>>48413532
She's not ready for how much I am going to snuggle her.

>>48413612
>>48413618
Owl you need

>>48413612
she vores the owl

>>48413633
It's the cycle of nature.

>>48413612
Nothing better than huffing a mamano

im so lonely, bros

I want a dragon to unintentionally smack me with her tail thus breaking my ribs and having to take care of me.

>>48413671
OK, that's a little edgy, but I'll allow it because it's a pretty common romance trope.

>>48413670
Do you think KC drawing new art will push back the game by a couple of months?

>>48413660
Pinus

Yeah I have the SIMP.
Squirrel in my pants.

>>48413698
>Squirrel in pants
>Not a rata
>Anon observation team watching in helpless mirth as Anon tries to extract the squirrel

>>48413698
HOLY FREAK IS THAT A HIP HOPPIN BREAK DANCIN' SQUIRREL?
THAT'S NUTS.

I want to drink hot chocolate with the Ice Princess.

>>48413642
I will not huff the fox nor will she catch me in her foxy box.

>>48413718
not an option

Miss Wyvern, don't try to act like you just hatched and I'm the first person you saw. Everybody knows that nobody in the Sabbath is less than five hundred years old.

Huffing musky horc ass crack.

>>48413763
she imprinted, dude. you got to take responsibility

Troll smell vs. High Orc smell

>>48413907
anon in the middle getting sandwiched between their feet

>>48413907
They're both getting forced into bathing

>>48413919
I can think of few things better than Troll bathing.

>>48413969
Ushi bathing.

Remember to give a lot of cuddles to your undead wife

>>48413978
Cuddle this.

>>48413039
All the girls say I'm pretty fly for a wight guy.

>48413981
C'mon, man. She's not even undead.

>>48413978
Tell me more about what you want from an actual undead wife.

>>48412955
I don't know which way is hotter

>>48413978
>cudding undead wife
It's especially important during winter, being cold makes them feel lonely.

Where does your wife fall?

>>48414031
Druella a cute

I'm workin on an animation, here's a wip
https://files.catbox.moe/2s6nz0.gif

>>48414049
it's nice but i never got the appeal of nipple piercings

>>48414049
Nice

>>48414049
The colors and eyes are very pretty.

>>48414049
The skirt gives me Arabian Nights vibes, but at the same time I don't think that's what you were going for.

>>48414063
keeps the nips hard

>>48414142
I wanted her to feel like someone who might have a lot of incense or smokes a lot. A dusky maiden to keep warm beside on a cool night so I'm glad you picked up on that

>>48414126
Thanks!

>>48413907
Alone one would instantly break any poor anons mind.
Together? Instant addiction.
If I had to choose?
I would rather have to setup a meeting with Ms.Lich.

>>48413671
>Be peasant anon
>Local human lord moved to the capital long ago so his small castle sits empty
>Village comprises of me the lone single adult male and a bunch of old folks
>Until one day this smol black dragon moves into the castle
>She seems pretty benign even though she made a fairly dark speech announcing her dark reign over us we didn't really see the harm in letting her live in the castle
>Until one morning I hear a knock upon my door
>She's standing there with 2 dragonnewt queensguard
>She is demanding that as her subject I loan her a cup of sugar and accompany her for tea in the castle
>All of my elderly neighbors are staring at us out of their windows snickering all manner of things

>>48414264
This is cute and I appreciate tsundere girls.

>>48414264
Made me imagine the Zipangu equivalent
>live near some mythical shrine
>never been there or seen the Ryu that supposedly resides there, only important people like priests and mystics and whatnot are allowed to the grounds
>one day there's a knock at the door
>it's an actual goddess, calm and gentle to fit, with an invitation to a tea seremony

>>48413687
Supposedly there will be the updated/new Werebat design in the soon-to-be-released new demo. It'll be neat if true, but I still feel like a solo man job for as many monster girls in the game as there are planned to be is an insurmountable ask.

>>48414567
I'd be sweating bullets if that happened. I know eastern dragons are friendly, but I'd feel the pressure to not commit any faux pas.

>>48414574
She should wear her mask.

>>48414614
i'm sure the hebis flanking her on either side will be understanding

>>48414049
Mmm.
MORE HIPSWAY

Kinda crazy almost all art of foxes in masks is wakamo.

>>48414708
She'd show up alone, and when she came back to the shrine the hebis would naturally protest her just going somewhere without warning.

>>48414752

16 days until Christmas…

>>48414764
I don't really see that--a hebi being paranoid or vindictive.

>>48414788
i'm a bit concerned about the 8 maids-a-milking

>>48412773
But I don't love her.

>>48414934
You don't need to love her to lead her on.

>>48414264
>be peasant anon
>just started plowing the fields
>suddenly feels like an earthquake hitting the farm
>a huge wurm pops out of the ground and asks what I'm doing
>nearly shit myself but manage to calm down enough to explain the process
>she asks if she can help
>if a dragon wants to farm then who am I to tell her no?
>wurm does an entire week's work in half an hour
>doesn't even want payment, just asks if she can stay with me
>apologize and tell her I don't have space in the house
>expect her to get angry but she says she's fine sleeping outside
>somehow this feels worse
>guess I'm building an extension for her

>There's no beer or classic rock CDs here Anon-san.
>There's only seggs here.

>>48414951
Anon will be very happy.

>Genuinely thinks you're the best person to ever exist

blueberries

>>48415035
I really do like Imps. I would be so excited if I had an imp in my life.
Would still sneak a marshmallow on each of her horns while she's sleeping.

Which way, Order man?

>>48415089
All of them.

>>48414951
Wurm garage.

>>48414947
I will NEVER love her.

>>48415089
cow

>>48415089
You post this every thread.

>>48415097
more like a doghouse but for wurm-a wurmhouse if you will

>>48415104
she's endangered though

>>48415097
Fun fact, you can put your wurm in the wurm's wurm garage while you're in the wurm garage you just built!

>>48415157
>wurm garage
lol.

>>48415143
MOnstergirls would really require some major changes to how cities are built. Wonder if it's possible to make accomodations for all of them at the same time.
Imagine if it was the opposite. Making the changes necessary for, let's say, alraunes in your neighbourhood would practically ban mushroom related mamono from it because of antifungal fertilizers or stuff like that.
Not saying it necessarily would be like that, but i think it's interesting to speculate about.

>>48415152
>we're endangered please understand we're endangered even though we're capable of having twelve children every year
NEVER.

>>48414031
Nowhere if she doesn't want to get her tooth's pull out.

>>48414748
https://files.catbox.moe/j0wh66.gif

>>48413698
>SIMP.
>Squirrel in my pants.
based Phineas and Ferb chad

>>48415157

ima make kiki stay in bed all day while i do the chores

>>48415056
Would contract and make eye contact

>48415347
Reminder that mindless off topic spam is clearly against multiple 4chan rules and the mods agree
>>>/jp/thread/48391713#p48396849

Ban evasion is also blatantly against the rules, and the spammer has dodged like 10 bans just in that previous thread alone based on all the deletions.

>>48415419
You gotta relax, man.

>>48415464
Wurm but cat?

>>48415464
Ceci n'est pas une Wurm.

>>48415464
what kind of snek is this?

>>48415464
A good girl, that's what she is. I'll be her friend.

>>48415301
Want to really upset your kiki maid? Serve her breakfast in bed, she'll be so happy but flustered that she will short circuit.

Awooo...

>>48415464
Welp I'm convinced. Can't doubt what the sign says.

dont forget anons:
the only way to keep a fox from raping you is to feed her copious amounts of tofu!
so much tofu that she'll actually gain weight if she doesnt have sex!
so to keep her from becoming fat and ugly, you should rape her to ensure the calories go to the right places!

would you fuck a plant

>>48415599
only if her milk tastes good

>>48415572
Gluttonous fox hands typed this post.

foxes must be stopped

>>48415599
i can't rule it out

>>48415551
So much belly to rub.
I'm about to make some 'nuki rich off of hydra oil.
I'm not making that money back, because all that hydra milk is mine.

>>48415260
I'd recruit her to my party, what are her starting abilities?

>>48412837
but i'm white

>>48415636
Stop being racist. Foxes would never hurt anyone.

>>48413693
Why do you call squirrels pinus?

>>48415636
Foxes are respectable members of our community, the vicious rumors of organized crime, illicit brushing dens and extortion are an offensive stereotype.

>>48415741
They'll stink up your house

>>48415746
Say it out loud and you'll understand.

>>48415301
>>48415512
>mastah dotes on his kiki who's currently ina delicate condition and needs to rest
>she throws a tantrum
Look kiki, you can get back to meido stuff after the baby is born, alright?

>>48415771
all that "being sealed away" stuff was a big misunderstanding i'm sure

>>48415771
I've seen dozens of young men's live destroyed by mofu addiction. Something must be done about it.

>>48415771
>>48415791
>live
*lives
Oh no, it's spreading.

>>48415599
what makes you think you'll get a choice?

>>48415788
The only thing being sealed on that fox is her oversized tits.
They're actually the size of beachballs.

>>48415791
I called her on the phone
I said, "Hey, is Tamamo home?
Do you wanna take a walk? You wanna go cop?
You wanna go get some chinese fox?
I'm living on a Chinese fox
All my best things are in hock
I'm living on a Chinese fox
Everything is in the pawn shop

>>48415551
Why is it that all the high level monsters are camping right outside the starting town!
I spent not even 3 hours following the side road out of the starting town and I ran into a lv 235 hydra!
I stood no chance and now I'm inflicting with the following de buffs!
>lv 20 poison
>lv 20 toxic
>lv 20 charmed (permanent)
>lv 20 targeted lust (permanent)
>lv 20 snuggle slut (permanent)
>lv 20 kiss slut
>soul bound marriage (permanet+)
>lv 20 hydra milk addiction (permanent)
>lv 20 hydra poison addiction (permanent)
>lv 20 hydro toxin addiction (permanent)
>lv inf love for wife (permanent+)
Who thought this was fair and balanced!

Monstergirl that would use the word osculation in a sentence?

>>48415821
I can choose to walk with away.

>tfw u wake up in mge but as a peasant boy tending to the cattle
>and its during a raid

Did you know that vampire bats regurgitate blood for their mates in need? They only do it with long time partners, as this strengthens their bond and fitness!

Send me an angel.

>>48415999
So werebat are superior to vampire. Interesting.

I could take on two dragons at once.

>>48416035
In a fight?

>>48416058
This kot, she is mocking me.

>>48416059
A sex fight.

Please don't harass the Ratatoskrs, they're just innocent little messengers trying to do their job.

>>48416089
>they're just innocent little messengers trying to do their job.
and now their job is to be my onaholewife

>>48416112
Imagine these gals sitting in front of you at the movie theatre.

>>48416141
>gals
That's the same girl at different ages. The joke is that her ears get smaller as the rest of her body grows.

>>48416112
Damn bitch can hear what you said tomorrow.

Show some pity for the gachaniggers. They're forever newfags in /mgt/.
t. enjoying mgs since HoMM3

>>48415680
complaining, crying, cleaning and she can hold a rod

They need to do way instain momster> who rape thier sonnus, becuse these sonnus cant fright back?

MEOW

>>48416213

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that you can't just give coffee to the Arachnes and Ushis at work....You can totally give one to a an Ant Arachne though, they work from home as is so no-one will notice

I think I would gladly make babies with a Zombie, then let her belly grow and later give birth to my children. Imagine a lucky Zombie giving birth to a healthy boy and then raising it together with you, that would be a nice experiment.

>>48416231
>Tell Miss Ushi that you got her decaf
>It's not
>Make a comment about how Ushis basically don't even feel pain to see if you can get her to chug hot coffee
>It works!
>You're gonna get raped by a drunk Ushi and it's only Monday!
She gets ultra-cuddly and zero horny when drunk, so you spend all day being cuddled by a sleepy spooder.

>>48416231
>want to be a good coworker and bring coffee for everyone on your team
>end up wasting the day by being taken advantage by a bunch of drunk spiders

>>48416202
Okay, I can work with this.
>complaining
This needs the most immediate investment. Level 2 will make boost its synergy with Correction by 600%, or else it's not even worth correcting her for complaining or taking the skill at all. At level 5 it will unlock Actually Providing a Helpful Alternative for each trigger, which is quite underrated. Thing is at this point, you LOSE value if you don't keep her under conditions that continuously trigger Complaining, but that's okay because it's been scaling with Correction so well, so it serves as a good foundation for your rotation.
>crying
Perfect. Massive boosts to persuasion attempts across the board, Honestly, Crying can be downright broken if you use it to bruteforce your way through charisma checks. If I recall correctly, Crying while Complaining doubles the output of Correction.
>cleaning
That's awkward, I put a lot of points into that myself. None of the guides say that there's any benefit to having more than one dedicated Cleaner. Although, I think there are some outfits and even stances you can only equip if you have Cleaning as a skill...
>can hold a rod
I have no idea what this means. Sounds like it's quest-specific. I guess I need to take her now in case I run into any events that will use it.

kot

>>48416275
tell me more

>>48416327
She's like snow and sleeping on your lap

Can books really help a retard?

>>48416380
ive been convinced
i will now buy your kot

>>48416384
Beastgirls get special books for monsters that don't read so good, they have large pictures expalaining the birds and the bees and very few words since their attention spans are fairly short. They aren't retarded just not into big fancy words.

>>48416418
So all beast women are retarded. Interesting.

https://imgbox.com/g/u7iAbnIoD9
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 28. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/2uRYspnt

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>>48414264
are the dragonewts taller than her?

>>48416470
Of course, they are much taller than her highness.

>>48416460
That heaf shape makes her look like a bodied yukkuri.

>>48416477
*head

>>48416460
>only 28 images
It's truly ogre isn't it?

>>48415879
I'd say you're softlocked, but...

can a wights claws scratch the deep muscle itch I have?

>>48416503
Definitely slowed down. I still hope for a world guide 3 to kick things back off one day though.

>>48416517
yes, she also gives the best massages

>>48415879
Sounds like poor point speccing in character creator. Next time don't put all your points into weaknesses thinking you can use the extra points they give you to max damage. Glass cannon builds never work and always end with you naked in some monster girl's bed or caught in a trap somewhere.

monstergirls in short shorts and tights/pantyhose at the same time, for maximum leg and minimal heat loss

>manipulating a salamander into marrying you despite not being able to fight and with no interest in fighting or training

>>48416585
clearly you defeated her in the battlefield of the mind

>>48416585
>have tomboy Salamander friend
>beat her at Street Fighter
>you are now married

>>48416570
Winterstown's hottest fashion designer has actually been... a human man??

>>48416595
you know I'm starting to think the whole "proud warrior race" thing is just a larp

>>48416570
This man is racist against hebi

>ask your racist friend why he's dating a hellhound
>he says she's racist too, so it's fine

>>48416744
They don't care what race you are, as long as you're being racist.

>>48416610
Oh shoot, he's on to us!

>master the blade so I can take a lizard wife
>challenge a lizard to a duel
>she gets offended at being called a lizard and breathes fire on me
>turns out she was a dragon using polymorph to hide her wings
boy was there egg on my face that day

Miss mino can take on 4 guys all by herself

>>48416520
World Guide 3 is the Sabbath book and there’s no fucking way it gets published outside of Japan

>arrive at the Order bastion in The Dry Sea
>no one will give you the time of day because A) they don't trust "outsiders," and B) everyone is stricken with grief and anxiety over...
>...The Worm.
>The Worm is coming. The Worm is the end. The prophecy tells that The Worm will devour us all!
>of course, the only way to earn their trust and get them to stop freaking out about The Worm is to defeat The Worm. somehow. all by yourself. ok.
>all of their guards are "stretched too thin" for you to get any help, and even after selflessly pledging yourself to their cause on 0 information, none of their merchants will even give you a discount on supplies. not even a free granola bar or something
>you go looking for signs of The Worm and find nothing. you do a worm dance in the sand. still nothing. all of the guards on the ramparts just repeat the same story about how the last caravan was eaten some vague time ago
>you put on your Happily Married Man disguise and travel to the nearest royal pyramid
>beseech the pharaoh for how to put an end to The Worm
>she says The Worm is slumbering and can only be awakened by ringing The Wurm Gong with the legendary Mallet of the Salivating Sands
>I need that specific mallet?
>"yes"
>I can't access her by any other means? Like a shovel?
>"no"
>...and she won't ever wake up on her own?
>"no"
>...so she's posing no threat to anybody... in fact she'd be more of a threat after I wake her up specifically to defeat her, which I will likely fail to do
>"what riddle is this? are you a man, or a sphinx?"
>pharaohs, for the love of god...
>ok, where's the mallet?
>"according to ancient legend, the mallet has been split into four different pieces and scattered across-"
>FFS
>you get ALL the mallet pieces
>you would not BELIEVE what you had to go through to do this
>it's been like a year and a half and the bastion guards still have their bows fully drawn on the ramparts aiming at nothing, calling you an outsider and effectively spitting on you
>literally show the mallet to everyone at the bastion including the captain and all they give you is a sentence or two of encouragement
>bang the accursed Worm Gong with the god damned Mallet of the Salivating Sands
>shake-a shake-a
>sandworm head very gently slides out of the dune before you
>her mouth opens, and her girl body does a squeaky stretchy yawn inside
>all the pillars in the pharaoh's garden court a few dunes over fall over and explode
>"Oh waaoow! The mallet! That's so cool! Have you come to slay me?"
>no.
>you turn to the direction of the bastion
>we have a prophecy to fulfill.

>>48416822
soon the lizards and their ilk will be put in pretty dresses and taken on nice dates

>>48416460
https://imgbox.com/SVCmfkRS
That is a really exciting battle. Also Axem's pieces are quality.

>>48417381
Why are their intimate parts taped out with do not cross tape

>>48417480
You're not coming back if you cross them.

>>48417235
Cute; I approve of Anon subverting RPG tropes to become the BBEG. Also, Miss Sandworm seems pretty cute.

>LOOK AT hellhound
>"The hellhound guard guards the guard tower using her shoulder guards."
>PICK UP bone
>LOOK AT bone
>"A yummy bone from a small mammal."
>USE bone WITH hellhound
>"Grr..."
>Uh oh Anon.
>The hellhound guard leaps at you, ignoring the bone and finding a second bone (your boner in your pants.)
>Glorious rape animation
>'You had the skeleton of a plan, but you'll need more than that to convince a hellhound - no bones about that!'
>Retry.
>Save.
>Restore.

>>48415295
>mods still havent cleaned up the dirty offtopic nigger
really working for your salary, arent you jannies?

>>48417922
Maybe the mods approve of older memes used correctly? You ever think about that?
>I bet all our mods are cheshires living here in secret for Earth's high quality memes

>>48417965
So why isnt every thread on jp drowning in niggers and stale memes?
>retard didnt read the rules of the board

Which mamono has the paizurers

How do you deal with mini-Ratas stealing all your nuts?

>>48417908
>Duuuh. You died because you were dumb.

>>48417908
try using hot sauce on the bone.
you did pick the hot sauce up right? otherwise you are stuck in a dead end of hellhound rape.

>>48412773

>>48416460
that's how i see my black harpy encounter going, but maybe with another harpy sister or two involved

>>48416503
Yes, all the cool artists moved on to gacha.

>you, last mage of you cabal after the others where picked off one by one
>entering the domain of the demon responsible for all of this madness
>dim neon lights bathe the walls in an unearthly pink glow
>the sound of a muffled rock version of "kiss from a rose" echos deeper within
>you must continue forward

>>48418068
Alps

>>48418503
praying anon has the strength to persevere

>>48418590
he's gonna get one flash of those demon eyes and it'll be all over

>>48418588
>brotitjob

>>48418588
The real monster girls were the friends we made along the way.

Tomboys let their best friends smell their sweaty bodies.

>>48418599
>gaze stronger than a gaser
how does she do it?

>>48418609
You know what they say, it isn't a real friendship if you haven't cum once or twice inside your bro

>>48418617
love amplifies gaze

>>48418645
Why is she so swole

>>48418613
getting pounced on by sweaty wyvern after you've been out flying together all day

>>48418698
Lots of protein shakes

>>48418702
>Hahaha dude how are you so weak? You're getting beat up by my sweaty boobs. Tap out already!
>O-oi! Stop sniffin' me!

>>48418719
get yourself a girl that has a throne

>>48418728
>where are we going to fit this

>>48416231
>take care and don't burn down the thread.
has anyone done that though? what would that look like?

>>48418719
Mating press balrogs

>>48418728
my face will have to do for balrog's rear.

so I just played amnesiac after being on my backlog for like 10 years, and i just thought.
what if an mg that uses amnesiac potion on her husband because she enjoys the thrill of the hunt?

>>48418816
the fear makes it hotter, I'm chugging it

>>48418816
That's part of the appeal of mindflayers.

Fuck like an Egyptian.

>>48418742
I hear bats are the most successful mammal

Unfortunately, Druella has become friends with your parents.

>>48416503
About time.

>>48418859
maybe i'l become friends with her parents then, and see all her embarrassing baby pictures and teenage phases
that'll show her

>>48418719
I've never seen worse drawn breasts ever.

>>48418874
anon no matter what you do you can't change the fact that druella is now your god mother.

>>48418883
you could check 80% of the gacha pictures posted in this very thread

>>48418847
they're definitely the most mammal

>>48419029
why are drills arousing

>>48419029
what is going on in the mind of this smug coin?

>>48418588
I wanna tease a alp until she tries to rape me. She'll still fail and I'm gonna keep teasing her.

>>48419043
economics, i bet

>>48419029
We're rich

>>48419043
>he invested in me instead of Hawk Tuah

>>48419002
troubled youths

Wock tuah

Are Ratas good girls?

>>48419043
>he bought
>lol dump it

>>48419084
Last Rizzmas
I gave you my gyatt
But the very next day
I got fanum taxed
This year, to save me from mewing
I'll give it to someone rizzful

>>48419139
>ai sloppa
fuck off

>>48419158
AI slop is the way of the future old man, you just have to accept the mediocrity and blandness of it.
And the fact the limits of it is so frustrating that ones you know it, it's kinda funny.

>>48419139
I deadass finna griddy right up to that cat, mog her, call her mid, cop her kiss virginity, and leave before she has a chance to yap and rizz me up.

>>48419178
not even cheshire would be so cringe.
im afraid you are banned from chesh, and the restraining order is is in the court procedures now.

>>48419158
Can you detect the other ai sloppa images in this thread?

>>48419189
Am I banned from Wan as well?

Miss Automaton is trying her best to be a good artist.

>>48419195
i'd say >>48412902
>>48418461
>>48416058
>>48414970
>>48412943
>>48412925
at a cursory glance

>>48418884
have a better version

>>48419189
>not even cheshire would be so cringe.
250 ai generated images of her and her future husband kissing later...

>>48419239
Future's bright.

>>48419195
>detect
Nigger, there's nothing to detect, all the AI slop retards post is bottom of the barrel trash with fucked color grading and skin gloss that can be seen even from thumbnails. Funnily enough people in dedicated AI slop threads post much better images that I would actually have issues recognizing, wonder why is it like that.

Chapter 3 of A Sticky Situation out!
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/60465280/chapters/156397984

>>48419253
I'm sorry but I can't hear the words "sticky situation" without thinking of that one South Park episode where they're trapped in the bus and misremembering everything that happened to them before

I want a baphomet to dominate me!

That's it!
I'm gonna make AI art and spam it here.
And it's all gonna be pictures of her holding hands!

>>48419252
It sucks it can't do cait sith well yet.

>>48419252
Honestly, it's just down to them either having the same artstyle or copying a already existing artist style (but poorly). It's the fundamental issue of AI, it can't make something new, only variation of something that already exists.

>>48419252
>wonder why is it like that
It's because the same discord pests who are responsible for all the other low quality off-topic garbage, like random gacha image dumps, are also responsible for most of the AI slop posted here. They're trying to cope with "epicly owning KC with AI art" or something, but as usual they're too talentless to even do sloppa prompts right.

>>48419218

>>48419431
>Automaton gf shows me my portrait she painted
>call it AIslop and walk away

>>48419431
She's clearly a naïvist minimalist

>>48419437
You're gonna get AI sloppy.

oh boy thank you for the lemon ice cream chesh

loli dragon not so smug after laying an egg 1/3 of her bodyweight

>>48419489
before
>haha pathethic human, I will vanquish your bloodline!
after
>haaaah~ look husband it's so big, did I do well? please praise me

>>48419489
Can you eat it.

>>48419253
Exciting! Thank you for keeping this updated.

>>48416511
I am soft locked! My quest list is just
>make love to wife
>give wife children
>taxes
>spend time with wife
>go on date with wife
>meet wife's parents
>join the fighters guild
The main quest is no where to be seen!
I am also locked inside the soft breast of my wife. It's comfy

>>48416526
I may or may not have specced my build as follows
>lv 5
>Hp 12
>STR 25
>Dex 37
>Evasion 50
>int 3
>faith 4
>resistance (gen) 4
>resistance (lighting) 16
>resistance (pheromones) 1
>resistance (poison) 1
>resistance (mental) 2
>rest omitted due to not being relevant
I was going for a dodge build so I just would not get hit since that was the most common advice I got.
How was I supposed to know a high level monster with AOE poison was waiting so early in my quest for me!

>>48419934
I HATE THE EMOJIMAN
I HATE THE EMOJIMAN
I HATE THE EMOJIMAN

>>48419777
Should have put your points into kiss/seduction weaknesses instead if you're going for evasion. Free points to stick into dodge and magic resistance- they'll never get close enough to touch you.
It's foolproof. Trust me, bro.

>All those fancy new mgs, fights and gimmicks and convoluted plots and whatnot
>the childhood friend holst that waits patiently for her love to come back home still tops the poll charts
Just cant beat vanilla classics

>>48419969
Childhood friend too strong, cows absolutely busted. Too bad neither ever actually wins in media.

>>48419777
The quest thing is a known issue, best way around it is to party up with someone who still has it in their log. Granted that it may be hard to find someone willing to let a hydra into their party, and the ones who do will mostly be speedrunners. Depends on your tolerance for shenanigans really.

>>48419952
I like his art.

>>48420007
I like the art, just not the fucking stupid emojiguy

>>48420012
I have no idea why it's such an issue for you.

>>48420012
Would you rather an old, fat, ugly, bald guy?

>>48420020
>old, fat, ugly, bald guy
Literally me

>>48420047
Same.

We're Sabbath bait at this point.

>>48420016
Not him, but it reminds me of Poppy Playtime content farm animations on YouTube.