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tengu are sluts and whores

Did the last thread get archived?

>>48116691
Yes, next to momiji's one.

>>48116701
Is it just me or is there a surge of new 2hu threads in the catalog?

>>48116713
I don't know, but something happened. I've checked hour and half ago, saw that the last one got archived together with couple more, then bumped Hatate's one. I guess other Anons are remaking their respective 2hu's threads.

>>48116713
It was a spammer, made some vtumor threads too. No idea why. I saved a bunch of threads from being archived, but unfortunately one of my favorites was archived while I was away (the Aunn thread)
This might be schizo conspiracy but I think it was a vtumor mad that one of their generals archived early without hitting bump limit. There's a bunch of necrobumped vtumor threads on the catalog right now. I think the spammer wanted to take revenge by archiving active and good Touhou threads.

>>48117385
Why are vtumors even here? Is /vt/ not a thing?

>>48117445
No one but the moderators in their infinite wisdom know.
I try to not complain about them a lot when they're restricted to two or three threads but there are like five necrobumped vtumor thread that are literally nothing more than waste of catalog space.

Which Aya do you want?

>>48117525
kourindou outfit stays winning

>>48117525
The flat one, like in the manga.

>>48117525
Little too pai for me. Crow breasts are tasty, but to be enjoyed in moderation.
StB (which is identical to the first one from PoFV, save shirt pocket's position) is the one I've seen the most, so it feels the most natural. Simple, classy, green leaf button is a nice touch breaking it from being too uniform, crow looks awesome as a pet.
MoF/DS is great too, something in the stripe on shirt and skirt makes them look even more elegant then something wholly white or black. I can't quite put a finger on it, but I feel some nostalgia looking at it, which I guess suits 'Traditional Reporter of Fantasy'.
I want to enjoy HSiFS's one, but it always looked too safe for me.
But which Aya do I want? One that you can't post on blue board. Preferably with ring.

>>48117525
none. that creature is nothing but trouble.

...And China's down! Bravo Aya!

>>48119758
Stupid China! STUPID!

>>48116609
Fucking slut

>>48116624
>sluts and whores
Those are uncool.
Tengu are absolutely cool, on the other hand. Here, some photographic proof.

>>48122798
Finally, someone gets it.

>>48117525
Her Mountain of Faith outfit is cool.

>>48116609

>>48128997
Hmm...

Over 1000 years old, but still no crow's feet. What's the secret to this reporter's beauty? Check out in the latest issue of the Bunbunmaru Newspaper.

>>48122798
oh, yeah? and what are they wearing under that?
tengu are shameless!

Is it wrong to wish to see a Tengu be happy?

>>48138863
a little bit

>>48138863
>Is it wrong
It is not!

>>48138415
You are conflating shamelessness and confidence. Shameless person knows that something brings shame, but disregards it. Confident person on the other hand is above such concerns in the first place.
Tengu are confident, obviously. It would be foolish to ignore that confidence is sexy, but Tengu are pure sex only as a byproduct of being cool.

>>48144676
wear some underwear you beaked freak!

>>48116624
(((Crow tengu))) are jews actually.

How much do you think the average crow tengu weighs
I like to imagine that there incredibly lightweight

>>48148397
Well, let's calculate it for Aya.

First we need to find Aya's height.
In ZUN's concept art for Aya, she had a crow standing up straight on her arm. The japanese crow is around 4.2 cm tall and Aya is 4 crows tall.Therefore, Aya is around 168 cm tall.
A human woman of Aya's height has around 52 kg, but Aya probably has a way lower BMI from flying all the time since we know she sweats alot, so a human Aya's weight would be around 48 kg.
Bird bones are filled with air, reducing their weight. If we adjusted Aya's weight with that in mind, we find that the answer is ~43 kg.
though it could be higher or lower depending on the variables, especially the crow's exact height.

>>48148397
>incredibly lightweight
Maybe not as much, but I like to think that they are noticeably lighter then a healthy human of similar height. Despite that, still very strong physically.
What about height, by the way? For me, between 5ft to 6ft, with median closer to latter.

>>48148865
The things I'd do to Aya boneless mass...

>>48148865
Hollow bones being lighter is actually incorrect, they're also a lot denser and it makes crows actually slightly heavier for their size.

>>48148865
Quite tall girl by Japanese standards

>>48148865
>The japanese crow is around 4.2 cm tall
Tiny!

>>48148957
They're actually pretty tall compared to other crows.

Guys, I think there's something wrong with me.
I've always properly hated the disgusting tengu freaks and their hideous visages, but the one in front here actually seems kinda cute.
Did they finally get to me? Did their twisted tengu curses corrupt me and are slowly turning me into a deranged tengu fanatic? Should I take my own life and face the yama while I'm still in control of my own mind?

>>48149384
>Guys, I think there's something wrong with me.
I think I know what exactly your problem is:
>I've always properly hated the disgusting tengu freaks and their hideous visages
It's plainly wrong to hate on Tengu, especially to such degree. No wonder you are feeling disturbed inside your own psyche.
But, thankfully, there is still some hope for you:
>the one in front here actually seems kinda cute
Enjoy some more!
>Did they finally get to me? Did their twisted tengu curses corrupt me and are slowly turning me into a deranged tengu fanatic?
No Anon, you are finally seeing the light after sitting in darkness for so long. It will be painful to adjust at first, but you will be happier living in truth, trust me.
>Should I take my own life and face the yama while I'm still in control of my own mind?
Live Anon! Live for your new, cute Tengu wife.

>>48138166
Human children belong in youkai wombs

>>48137582
>Bunbunmaru Newspaper
You're fake news! Believe me! Dumb (((crow tengu))) controlling all of the news media.

>>48150190
>It's plainly wrong to hate on Tengu, especially to such degree.
Actually it's okay to hate on (((crow tengu))) since they're jews.

Elections are over, so that means a lot of paper being thrown away and forgotten. What a great time for press in Gensokyo! News will be cheaper then ever! If only there were readers to appreciate that...

>>48156367
Maybe if you stop printing fake news and (((crow tengu))) propaganda, you'll actually sell more newspapers.

>>48152763
I share the sentiment, but aren't Crow Tengu oviparous? It would be hard to have a child inside womb in such instance.

>>48165171
it's still internal fertilization
how do you think bird eggs work?

>>48165176
I think the eggs are (if there is a partner) fertilized in uterus, then laid down. Not really staying inside there. But I don't know birds' reproduction cycle that much, so maybe time between fertilization and egg creation is longer then I imagine.

>>48165176
>>48165267 (me)
You know what Anon? You are right. Even if for the moment, but fertilized egg must stay for some time in womb. I guess I wanted something more substantial after seeing >>48138166, but "being in youkai womb" is fullfilled by eggs as well.

>>48148865
Aya is taller than me...

>>48175167
Don't worry anon, there are high quality Tengu women out there who would find it very appealing that you are shorter than them!

>>48138166

Ms Shameimaru spends a suspicious amount of time around the human village....

>>48175272
are you trying to imply shameimaru aya consorts with humans?
I know you yamabushi folks are elitists, but no sane, upstanding tengu would dare to waste a second of their long lifespan near inferior crickets. a good tengu would aspire every single day of their 56 work hours in becoming the best on her field, and one day, maybe, become promoted to kurama! only more 857 years! even low ranked crow tengu can make it if they try hard!

>>48176195
>are you trying to imply shameimaru aya consorts with humans?
Well, she is the Tengu closest to the village after all...

>>48176195
All of the tengu do.

>>48176195
>t. has never read the manga

>>48175167
Don't worry, anon. Aya also wears those tengu geta all the time so, in practice, she "looks down" on most of us anyway.

>>48187074
And struts around in such an erotic outfit, too!

>>48192738
Which one you have on mind? She has many that fit the description!

>>48192928
That one! That one is the most erotic! Her hair's up in a ponytail, for god's sake!

>>48192984
Have some more then.
Much less fanart then FS one, even in the same time span. It is certainly less iconic, but I wonder if debuting in LE isn't at fault here.

>>48192928
Why does Aya crossdress as a boy so often?

>>48193123
To cure village men of homosexuality.

THE Aya image

>>48193149
Did you mean to post this?

>>48193149
since you're asking so nicely.
here it is

>>48193113
I know. I've made attempts at remedying that sorry state of affairs, but I'm just an AIslopper. It really is criminal how underutilised that outfit is.

>>48193123
She binge watched Peaky Blinders on Netflix.

>>48193169
>>48193170
Aya will NEVER live down that article

>>48193169
>>48193170
ha ha, hilarious joke, Mr. Anonymous! come on! say it again! it's your favorite one, you tell it every time!
nevermind it is just a misunderstanding of a "tengu fools" day's article! you humans could never understand its irony anyway! Consider your Subscription CANCELLED!

>>48193361
>Consider your Subscription CANCELLED!
That article made me want to subscribe, but I guess I won't be doing it now.

>>48193361
>Consider your Subscription CANCELLED!
This post made me think that one day, cancel culture would enter Gensokyo. Do you think Aya will survive in such environment? Thrive in it, maybe?

Golly gee, Mr. Syamemaroo sure does make me feel somethin' mighty funny
I hope I've not been cursed by a fae or what have you, I don't know how I should feel about my feelings for him

>>48193361
>Consider your Subscription CANCELLED!
Consider my SUBMISSION cancelled, you thirsty ass youkai!

Whether it be fairy cunnies or Anon crotches, Aya is ready and disguised to catch some scoops or anything to add to her portfolio (Some of these pictures sell for a LOT on Youkai Mountain. An outside source claims that the highest bidder might just be

>>48193558
Anon was later found dead with two danmaku bullets in the back of the head. It was ruled a suicide.

>>48193803
too big
not aerodynamic
would plummet like a rock

>>48193815
>t. (Fl-)atate "Hikkikimorimaru"

>>48193361
but where am i going to get my toilet paper now?

>>48193170
>>48193361
>Aya is a (((crow tengu)))
>Aya controls the news media in Gensokyo
>Encourages race mixing
Wait, where did I see this before...?

I want to give Ayayayayaya a shoulder massage after a long day working really hard.

>>48193170
If pregnancy is guaranteed where are Aya's kids?

Lately I've been sticking to my diet more because If I don't lose pounds, I won't be able to outrun the Tengu.
Seriously, every picture of them I see, they look like they're in their physical prime, so I gotta be the same otherwise I'll be abducted, tied to a tree, forced to do paperwork, have my head filled with a bunch of weird ideas, and probably some other awful stuff...

>>48195568
>If pregnancy is guaranteed where are Aya's kids?
Pic related. She overworks herself and denies herself the joys of being a mother.

>>48195614
>Lately I've been sticking to my diet more because If I don't lose pounds, I won't be able to outrun the Tengu.
Good! But why outrunning, when keeping up the tempo and running together is much more fun?
>Seriously, every picture of them I see, they look like they're in their physical prime, so I gotta be the same
Wise approach! Because once you are fit in both body and spirit, instead of all those things:
>abducted, tied to a tree, forced to do paperwork, have my head filled with a bunch of weird ideas, and probably some other awful stuff...
You will be able to go to Youkai Mountain out of your own volition, tie the knot with Tengu, create family together, have your life filled with happiness and many other exciting stuff~

Seeing a lot of breed with Tengu propaganda lately, is the Tengu population falling?

>>48195913
What propaganda, Anon?
Listen, if all those things are lies, then prove it. Go ahead, go to Youkai Mountain and show us all how you unmask those pesky, deceptive Tengu.
I'll be waiting for you here.

>>48195720
Tengu propaganda! Trying to tickle men's wiles with titillation, you won't seduce me with your schemes!

>>48195640
awful, I would take the child, raise it with fellow humans and help her become a better journalist then her mom

>>48196330
they don't take kindly to half-youkai in the village

>>48196449
Her first article can be on racism, off to a great start

>>48195640
Two boiled eggs to go please!

>>48196330
Why not take Aya's hand in marriage and let her be a full time mom so she can stop being a journalist?

>>48196675
I don't think Aya will ever give up journalism

>>48195614
That's a pretty bra and it looks expensive. How can Aya afford it?

>>48196775
What about helping Aya with Bunbunmaru as a husband? Photo processing, page layout, proofreading, clerical stuff, all work that needs to be done besides the actual journalism? Great occasion to bond together and it lessens the burden on Aya. Children could help with the trade once they grow up, turning Bunbunmaru into family-run media conglomerate.
Imagine: it's late at night, the latest issue is in the middle of printing, you and Aya are both tired but pleased with all the work and another edition being written on time. Sitting together against the furniture, she lays her head on your shoulder. You start to massage her smooth hands, cramped after writing so much. She whispers gently, telling you when and where to apply more pressure. Once done with the hands, you start rubbing Aya's tense shoulders. Despite the fatigue, she is obviously getting more and more worked up over your ministrations. Suddenly, faster then you could react, she moves over you and sprouts her wings, cutting any way of escape with black, feathered walls. She locks her gaze with yours for just a moment and you already know everything needed.
Aya lays over you.
You are getting laid with Aya.
Aya will lay something important later on.
As the last act of defiance, to show that you aren't on her complete mercy, you go for surprise kiss. She meets your resolve with admiration, not dodging this attack. The rest? The rest will be history you will fondly remember each time you look at your Tengu child.

>>48203511
Why are there so many people writing about having sex and reproducing with the Tengu...

>>48203871
>many people
It's just one tengu doing all of this.

>>48203885
Why is the one Tengu writing so much about having sex and reproducing with humans?

>>48196775
Cute lesbians! Canon!

>>48203896
Desperation. That creature is in heat.

>>48203511
The Tengu propaganda is starting to work on me...

>>48193391
mamizou literally did it against aya

>>48203965
Your dad should have beat you harder

I like this artist's Tengu pictures very much. The way those drawings "capture a moment" feels fitting for photography enthusiast like Aya.

>>48195640
I hope hatater is fucking alive

>>48204303
You're strong, anon. Don't let these goddamn birds mess with your head!

>>48203885
who could it be?

>>48116609
What a dumb, annoying bird. Why do I like her so much?

>>48219249
You forgot flat, racist and arrogant.

I ask myself the same question every day.

>>48219249
She just ticks most of my boxes. So does Murasa, but sadly she gets considerably less art.

>>48219976
Absolutely drenched!

>>48219255
>Racist
She's a (((crow tengu))), what did you expect? (((Crow tengus))) hate the non-crow tengu and view them as nothing but slaves and cattle. Now stop noticing, you bad goy!

>>48219255
>flat, racist and arrogant.
>racist
This one is demonstrably false. Out of all Tengu in Gensokyo Aya is the one that this label fits the least, if at all. She is a "Tengu Closest to the Village" for a reason.
She is the most informed Tengu about those outside of Tengu society, purely out of her interest in life of other girls, especially about Reimu and Marisa. This trait is notorious enough, that during MoF Aya was dispatched to stop playable character, because:
>the great tengu understood that Aya had the most in-depth knowledge of the intruder, and had the best chance of being told outright what the intruder's aim was
per MoF character profile.
While perhaps interest alone is not enough to make someone not-racist, and furthermore Aya is indeed quite arrogant at times, so it may slip at first glance, there are other things to consider. For instance, the fact the she intervened out of her own moral principles against Yukari when that hag was abusing Ran. The reasoning given is:
>As I am half animal, I intend to pursue this further.
>Aya: I will never yield when it comes to animal abuse.
per BAiJR, Yukari's article.
If Aya was a racist Tengu, she wouldn't care about beast youkai at all, moreso that she recognises she isn't fully related to them.
One could point out to AFiEU, but she is isolationist there, if anything. She takes more hard-lined stance against potential Outside threats, going after lunarian residents of Eientei, but between Bunbunharu being more Tengu society conformist and Sagume's influence, this is understandable. Still, for a supposed racist, not only Aya goes to Akyuu to discuss the ultimate reasons behind cancellation, as can be seen via PS of ' Regarding the Cancellation of "Bunbunharu Weekly" ', but Aya also includes without any problem Akyuu's story, in which Tengu are depicted as a straight up antagonists in 'M dies by M'.
The only example of opposition that is Youkai Mountain's youkai--others instead of Gensokyo--others would be:
>"I did hear something about security, but they generally don't tell us the reasons for things like this. I also have some doubts about the whole thing. In the first place, letting outsiders into the mountain is a little..." were the complaints of one white wolf tengu.
Per 'At last: The countdown to the Aerial Ropeway' in AFiEU.
Even that, if taken as a common sentiment among Tengu in general, is rather far from being racist, but that's beside the point. The point that still stands on the other hand, is the one regarding lack of racism in Aya.
>>48221286
You are using familiar words to post off-topic at this point. I don't mind the subject, but a placement of it. If you want to talk about bankers, why don't you post about them in a proper thread? Or board, mayhaps?

>>48222247
Crow tengu are actually jews in disguise. Even a Japanese TV show pointed out the extreme similarities between tengu and jews. So it's not out of place and it's actually on topic here.

Here's proof: https://files.catbox.moe/68561u.mp4

I've pavlov'd myself into finding wings erotic. I just like them big, you know? It would be awesome to touch them and see them in action, and preening them would make for a great bonding experience.

>>48222304
>Crow tengu are actually jews in disguise.
Discussing this, as a point of inspiration for Touhou, is on topic. Even joking about this, due to the undeniable similarities, is on topic.
Asserting this is true and then going off with talmud lingo, conflating Touhou Tengu with jews, is not. Because, ultimately, even if the mythological Tengu were based on jews - and there are other, reasonable explanations of their origin - I don't think ZUN uses Tengu as an expy for jews.
I am just asking for little self-restraint. Because this
>>48221286
>Now stop noticing, you bad goy!
Is taking this particular subject outside of thread's purpose.
>>48222315
>I've pavlov'd myself into finding wings erotic.
They are indeed the most erotic part of any Tengu.

>>48222315
Have another one that is nice.
Incidentally, does any Anon here have the Bunbunmaru calendar from any year?

>>48222304
>tengu control the media in gensokyo
>constantly publish psyops against non-tengu(goyim)
things aren't looking good for aya shameistein, i don't think she can beat the allegations

Well you know what they say?
You can't spell Shameimaru without SHAME!

>>48228401
How much to just let me watch her lay an egg?

>>48229370
its an experience

Page 10...do you really hate Aya that much, Anon?

>>48242162
I didn't want to double post, but I was ready if the need would arise, I swear.
I have a question to Anons here: you are offered entrance into Gensokyo, not even as a youkai-bait or poor villager, but as someone with a degree of autonomy. The condition is that Aya becomes Yukari's shikigami. Would you take such offer?

>>48242215
without a second thought

>>48242162
The propaganda no long works on me. I'm a free man, a free human male.

>>48242215
whats the downside again?

>>48119758
Damn this is good

>>48229540
Aya walks the Human Village steets at night!
Aya sees anon black out drunk!
Aya helps anon up and carries anon's disoriented body to her place!
Aya lets anon sleep on the floor mat as she's sleeping on the floor!
Aya deals with anon's freak out when anon wakes up!
Aya asks anon if anon's ok!
Aya says "you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this" as she's laying fresh eggs and giving them to anon!
And she doesn't stop.

>>48242229
>>48242443
I might have overestimated how much Anons here care about Aya's wellbeing after all...
Don't you feel, I don't know, some regret about forcing poor Tengu into servitude she has conciously rejected before? I know I would hesitate.

>>48119758
Aya is too strong!

>>48242589
In my case I'm a Ranfag so it works out, and you also stipulated that she'll be Yukari's Shikigami which isn't a bad deal for much of the year. For her skillset not much will change, she'll just be a little rat collecting info on people and upskirt shots of Reimu for Yukari. Also consider that she wont be tied under the Tengu, and in a much stronger position over the Tengu—so long as she acts in Yukari's interests and command.

It's not a choice she'd take willingly, Tengu pride and loyalty and all, but it's not such a raw deal when you think about it.

>>48243135
anon, aya would become a brainwashed servant, only "aya" would persist. she wouldn't be the same pervert you well know.

well, maybe she would still be buddhist racist. she would more likely still spread lies on human village. and, maybe, she would wear a mix of her traditional tengu clothes and yukari's tabard, meaning there would still be some panty flashes. the only difference is she would be more polite on average.

>>48242215
Cute yuri, it should be a thing

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>>48244190
>>48244190

>>48243135
>In my case I'm a Ranfag so it works out
Does you being a Ranfag make you less concerned about being Yukari's Shikigami, or more acceptive about being dominated against one's will, if it is in one's interests?

>>48245224
Oh no, none of the sort. It's just that I can see Aya in her new life first hand, and thanks to Aya's sacrifice I can spend my limited freedom in Gensokyo hitting on her new senpai. Whether this turns out good or bad is anyone's guess, it's just the thing I would do with no regrets if given that choice.

>>48128997
I am not sure if Okuu is smart enough to trick anyone.

>>48150190
On closer look, I think that's actually a fairy, not a tengu.
Whew, I feel immensely relieved now.

>>48248738
Lazy casual Aya does things to my peepee and I don't know why.

Aya is losing her sphere of influence to a dog!!
>>48249573

>>48263466
This is what it looks like when you pay for your paper in meals.

>>48264013
>pay for your paper in meals
If getting active person (flying) obese is the end result, then you need to work on you home-cooking skills first.

>>48264013
NO WONDER THIS BITCH IS FAT
LOOK AT HER PANTSU SHE COULDN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO INSTALL CS SOURCE

Does she bring the wings out during sex?

>>48265940
Yes and when she reaches orgasm they flap

I want to creampie aya in the ass while she wears the cute tengu outfit

>>48265978
Cute, you'll know she had fun when you find feathers all over your room the next day

>>48264228
Mmmno, this result is what I'm aiming for.

>>48228387
>aya shameistein
Aya Shameiberg

>>48271838
Good luck?
Tengu drink small bathtubs of sake after work and drink on other occasions as well. A small bathtub is around 150 litres in volume. Per Japan National Tax Agency, 180 ml of lower end sake (since Kanako scoffs at Gensokyo's sake, I assume it's on the lower end) that is futsu-shu should have around 196 calories.
150/0,18*196=163333,(3)
So a standard Tengu portion of sake should give them around 163 000 of calories. Higher class sake is not far below or has even more calories and the bathtub from AFiEU might be bigger then what I assume.
How does it compare? The absolute slop of MacDonald's hamburger is 250 calories. In terms of pure calories, Tengu drink 652 hamburgers as a relaxation after work. It's somewhat unclear how often they relax, and once you add fat, or the fact that alcohol slows down metabolism, the calculations get messy, but you get the image. Aya currently is not only thin, but rather flat, too. So, I think it would be faster to fatten them up on belief, then with food.
How much are you paying for that paper again?

>>48265988
>cute tengu outfit
Which one?

>>48273480
I think it's rude, you shitting on me with an obscure factoid from an unreliable source. But yeah, she gets one meal (breakfast, lunch, dinner) for each paper and because I believe in myself the food I give her is enough to fatten her up.

Is Aya willing to become a sugar mommy of a young human?

>>48278204
>I think it's rude, you shitting on me with an obscure factoid
Anon, if you truly want something, don't let you dreams stay dreams! I just wanted you to know what herculean sort of task you've signed yourself up. I hope you will be able to get some food for yourself as well in between fattening a crow.
>from an unreliable source
Slander and lies!

>>48278973
Willing? Maybe. But is she able? She is a poor, low caste tengu who only does her job because she likes it.

>>48279413
When you really think about it, humans don't cost money to support, she can simply catch rabbits and squirrels to feed you.

>>48279332
I'll do my best. Cooking seems to be one of the more useful skills to have, it's cheaper than buying your own food, a quick way to make friends, curry favor with the gods, or get out of getting eaten yourself, and it helps that most of the girls probably aren't too choosy. As someone without grand aspirations it could lead to a pretty fulfilling life in Gensokyo.
>Slander and lies!
Yeah, exactly! Who reads this garbage?

she's sexiest one and im tired of pretending she isnt

>>48279420
Aunn-chan is innocent!

My wife Aya Shameimaru is a slut (for me only)

>>48279548
But are you a slut for your wife?

>>48279558
Yes

I have sex with Aya to get free boiled eggs several months later

Are Anons here ready to see the display of Tengu's superiority once the war with the Underground starts?

>>48290947
Literally the only reason the tengu are even in control of Youkai Mountain is because the oni didn't want to bother with the surface any more and left for the underground.
If there was ever an actual war, the tengu would surrender within five minutes of the first engagement.

>>48291178
Tengu were going to attack Moriya Shrine at the time of MoF, so I don't think they would back down so easily. Just because they took Youkai Mountain in the power vacuum it doesn't mean they wouldn't succeed with uprising way back then.

>>48290947
If they run, they're an Oni. If they stand still, they're a well-trained Oni.

Ain't war (former) hell?

>>48291313
Raiding a shrine is very much not equal to fighting an army

>>48292077
Under Spell Card rules the shrine might be tougher. You can't just overwhelm your target with numbers, because there needs to be a way to evade or withstand your attack. So the individual skill of each fighter is much more crucial then numerical advantage. And you can safely assume that each Tengu is reasonably competent at danmaku at the very least, while most of the Underground beings like fairies or many vengeful spirits are absolute fodder.
Although I am not sure if Spell Card rules can acommodate a full-blown war, I will admit that.

>>48291313
Attacking the shrine of some random god trying to start shit on "their" mountain is very different from dealing with an army of oni, where just one of them is enough to strike terror into Nitori, who's usually pretty smug herself.
Like, Kanako *might* be able to kick their asses, but the tengu probably think they could handle her, unlike the oni, where most of them remember living through their terror, they know for a fact how dangerous they are.

I wager the tengu would gladly burn down half of Youkai Mountain if it meant keeping the oni away; they absolutely do not want them to return, ever.

>>48295630
I don't think they're openly hostile nowadays
>(...... I hope you'll at least come up and go drinking with us sometime.)
>(Even though we're all pretty busy...)
They don't want them to come back and take over the Mountain obviously, but I doubt they're seriously willing to burn down half the Mountain.

>>48295892
That's because Yuugi already gave her word that the oni aren't going to reclaim the mountain. The oni are pretty good company when they're not a threat to you, and they're considered quite trustworthy, so such a promise is enough for Nitori.

But a serious war against the oni? That scares the absolute crap out of Nitori, and the tengu, despite their posturing, aren't any different.

>>48295630
Youkai, as they are beings needing fear and belief, tend to be more imposing then what their actual power should earn them, but I think Tengu might have more bite to their bark then kappa.
In the same place in SA, Aya-Reimu route, there is still some reluctance, but Aya appears much more confident then Nitori. She doesn't go full panic mode over some radio conversation, unlike kappa and Aya never hints at any fear of oni returning to surface. It has to be said however, that she probably doesn't like her chances enough to go to Former Hell herself.
In SWR, Suika's story, Aya stands up to Suika and fights. She loses, but it seems to me from conversation that Tengu can be expected to fight should oni try to come again.
In StB Aya states that Suika is the strongest youkai in Gensokyo, so the fact the she went against her in SWR is even more significant, I think. And there is also DS, especially Hatate's comments, which hint at some conspiracy from daitengu regarding oni. Maybe the upper echelons are actually scared of bringing back oni's attention? Whatever is the case, the interactions from DS from both reporters aren't as scaredy as what Nitori had shown.
So maybe Tengu are going to lose, sadly and they suspect it. But I trust that they will at least try to fight.

dumb bird

>>48296005
I'm sure the tengu, as crafty as they are, could probably strike some deal with the oni so they won't come back, or at least, not completely take over the mountain.
>>48296123
>which hint at some conspiracy from daitengu regarding oni
...or perhaps they're already pulling some strings to get them to stay away from the mountain.

Either way though, I'm sure they'll do everything they can to stop an open conflict, but they're definitely not going to back down easily, given how prideful they can be.

bun

On what occasions do Tengu wear those outfits?

>>48305582
marriage interviews

>>48305595
So I should treat it as a good omen?

>>48305595
Aya would never drop her camera like that, she'd just photo you on the spot so you can't back out

>>48305582
It's a very cool outfit

>>48319097
Aya is now working two jobs...

who would put up with this?

>>48321182
Me

>>48321586
Me and my wife going on a trip overseas

>>48321586
>>48321648
Just pay for a plane ticket you fucking cheapskates

>>48324544
The correct way is to invest in oxygen mask and tank, then fly in Aya's arms. You trust her, right? You will princess-carry her once on the ground in return.

>>48324544
Ayayayayayayayaya wanted to fly though
she's a goober like that

Get in the oven, Aya! We need you ready before 7!

>>48326538
Aya is all bone >>48148865
You need Megumu or at least Hatate.

>>48326565
>You need Megumu
It's going to be hard to trick her into becoming dinner-
>>48326565
>at least Hatate
Fucking gross, and I don't want to give everyone food poisoning.

Fine, I'll make Aya the appetizer and Megumu the entree if I'm able to trick her.

>>48326610
What's the problem with Hatate?

Bros... please help me out. I used to have a picture of Aya saying "I'm interested, please tell me more" from some doujin (I think) but it seems like I have lost it...

How fast is Aya exactly?

>>48329516
really, really fast

>>48116609
Aya is the Sonic of 2hus

>>48329516
Actually really slow. Don't believe the fake news.

>>48148865
>The japanese crow is around 4.2 cm tall
>4 crows tall
>168 cm tall
Please tell me what I am missing that that isn't 16.8cm. Is that a youkai crow that is 10x as tall? (I know >>48148957 was correct in pointing out a 1.6 inch tall bird isn't standing on her arm)

>>48331131
anon
learn basic math
its obvious its a typo and he meant 42cm, 42x4 = 168

>>48329516
Not fast enough.

>>48330423
>>48331278
Like us all, she has worse and better days. Top-form Aya is beyond approach, however.

>>48329772
Autistic?

Does anyone have that image of Sakuya cleaning the windows with Aya's papers?

>>48193149
>>48193149
>playful, yet trickster expression
>the extremely difficult stance for human standards is performed without effort
>the wooden banister makes it seem as if the viewer was just walking around over a unpaved trail, and then they just meet her
this pic is so awesome, for it isnt that frightening, but it makes you really uncomfortable the more you analyze it. this is what meeting a demon must feel like

tldr aya a cutie

>>48331395
Well, I've yet to see her in top form!
Oh. Oh wait.

>>48329652
Perverts shouldn't be this fast.

>>48329652
God what I'd give to see naked sweaty birds...

>>48337509
I'd rather see her without her top!

>>48337850
Pictures are included for long time subscribers!

>>48337752
Sexy bathing jewess Aya.

>>48341028
Oh my god, how much is the subscription?

Rapist bird is going to meet her maker. Serves her right.

>>48348024
"And for just 3,000 yen you can buy a gold subscription plan which includes exclusive printings of the Bunbunmaru Extra. How about it?"

Ideal woman certainly must be a crow:
Her hair, like feathers, she keeps with no spot of smear,
Her song, not too sweet, proudly she caws high and low,
Her acts, full of guile, are true to those she holds dear.

But if that is right, then need for freedom of flight
For perfect woman can't be treated as far-fetched.
Since there's no crow sitting in cage and locked tight,
That can match beauty of one with her wings outstretched!

And that's why, Aya, I ask for favor or two:
Teach me how to fly, so I can keep close with you!

>>48354184
Why does she think it's okay to sexually assault innocent young men?

>>48356856
I don't like what she's scheming...

>>48354184
>her maker
And who would it be, in Aya's case? Sarutahiko?

>>48354437
Aya, please stop playing with my hard cock

Smile, please!

>>48365746
:D

>>48368271
It will do.

>>48371721
Now take a photo of this! 8===D

Shameimaru love.

>>48372079
> 8===D
You want this printed or not?

Will Aya ever return as incident solver?

>>48377751
I know you're doing this on purpose, Aya.

>>48377751
I am at the point when I am not sure if it is the pantyshot, or the feather that I find erotic.

>>48380587
I think you have a mild case of tengu fever.

>>48380619
How do I develop a severe one?

>>48380654
buy her newspaper

>>48382152
Ma'am this is private property and you forgot to wear a bra.

>>48382152
And what are the symptoms? How will I know that I successfully contracted it?

>>48354437
what do big 10gu breasts feel like?

>>48384228
I don't know, I've only ever been hugged by Aya.

>>48384321
Could you feel then her heart beating? Or are Tengu heartless?

This is the end you damn tengu!

>>48390930
The Greatest Gensokyo's Reporter Survived Again
Another miserable attempt at exterminating her and cancelling the print of Bunbunmaru.

>>48384228
Like heaven

>>48377751
Uoghhhh seggs

You got this Aya-san!

Aya can be a humble reporter in disguise, a trendy Tengu, and a lordly youkai, so many sides to one bird! I love crows!

>>48396094
>a lordly youkai
I want more of Aya showing how strong she is.

>>48395584
I'd buy Aya a nice gift for Christmas .

>>48396094
Also a slut
>>48400216
Strong in bed

>>48404599
And what would be this nice gift?

how i escape the avian menace in Gensokyo? it seems like nothing i do works.
you can get picked up at any time by some lonely tengu. or blinded and kidnapped by some sadistic night sparrow.
think you can escape to the underworld? sorry, but that sociopath over at the Palace of the Earth Spirits wants another pet to keep her 6 foot tall hell-raven company.
maybe give Makai a try? fuck you, 6 winged bitch who wont take no for an answer.
no way theres birds on the moon, right? bet your ass there is, only has one wing too just to make fun of you. luckily she wasnt interested in a relationship. kind of a bitch though, she just instantly assumed that i wanted to get it on with her and said "it would never work between us, we'll never get married" like okay bitch whatever.
so you finally die on the moon after a long, happy life. having many children with your one-winged wife. at least theres no birds in the afterlife, right? looks like the Yama forgot about your case halfway through processing it. leaving you trapped at the gates of hell... WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING GOD OF CHICKENS.
i hate birds so, so goddamn much.

>>48414068
You must seek sanctuary with the kappa. It is the only way.

>>48414112
this would make you an even more attractive catch if anything. not to mention that you would have to interact with kappas on a daily basis.

>>48414068
>how i escape the avian menace in Gensokyo?
You can't. The only thing you can do is to choose which feathered beauty you will live together with by yourself, instead of waiting for the inevitable.
In fact, you should start courtship as soon as possible, even now.

>>48411980
A fancy bra and 5000 yen gift card at the tengu store.

>>48414430
>5000 yen gift card at the tengu store
Doesn't sound as much. How many sake bottles can you buy for it?

>>48418585
... A small one.

>>48418654
Don't worry, a good drinking partner is worth more then all of alcohol.
Except the first bottle. You need to start drinking somehow, after all.

>>48418585
4 liters of 25% from 7-11 for 1943¥

>>48420040
Isn't shochu more like vodka? With even lower-class sake still being more expensive?

how do i seduce the best reporter i Gensokyo?

>>48428188
how's your mating dance?

>>48428220
i dont think i've danced once past the age of 6.

>>48428220
Don't forget about having a good song and showing off your flying abilities.

>>48428268
i... cant do either of those.

>>48428268
i like those types of eagles that lock claws and then do a death spiral towards the ground

>>48428273
Alright... One common ritual among crows is also bringing gifts, especially food. You can at least cook, right?

Tengocks in my bussy.

>>48428289
i-i can fry an egg! thats ought to be enough.

>>48428299
This is terrible, but not hopeless. You can still learn all of those things, or at least most of those. But you need to hurry, the competition won't be waiting for you.

>>48428327
canine fingers wrote this post.

>>48428327
yes! il climb the mountain at once! im coming for you, Hatate! just you wait!

>>48428350
>>48428367
Fools, I am the part of the competition. I hope for the sake of Aya, that the best one wins.

What is a loving relationship with Aya like?

>>48428483
She's too business and work focused to spend much time with you, so you end up spending a lot of time in Hatate who always seems to be available.

>>48428483
It will revolve around Bunbunmaru, there is no way it won't. You need to be able to help with the newspaper, but there are many ways to do it, with details of the relationship depending on how you contribute.
But you will for certain hear a lot of stories and see many photos tied to them. Discussing the latest events, both as anecdotes and while looking for further leads in journalistic investigation. Choosing the best picture to attach to article or to take as a keepsake of important moments. Getting to know about technical aspects of cameras and photography techniques. Listening about Aya's boasts when things go according to her plans. Providing her comfort when she faces another wall, whether it is bureaucracy and politics, or some thug beating her at danmaku.
That's what I imagine, at least.

>>48428579
I'm going to climb the montain, thanks Anon
;____;

>>48428483
Aya is a crow, a tengu, and a journalist. She's intensely curious and driven to find more information. As you're dating her, you quickly become a primary source of information on humans. Sone questions are innocuous, "What do humans think of x youkai", some are very difficult to answer, "What's it like to be human?". Don't expect to keep many secrets. It's just in her nature to ferret out the truth.
Aya is very self-loving. She's outspoken,confident, and proud. This means she'll loudly stick up for you. It also means she'll go harass someone Aya thinks is mistreating you. She's generally very cheery and outspoken, but watch it if she starts shooting someone nasty looks. As an addendum, she does genuinely believe being her is best.
Tengu society tolerates you. At best. You can exist on the mountain. Don't expect any invitations to social gatherings. Worse, one wolf tengu picks on you for some reason, and merely mentioning her name irritates Aya.
Speaking of, expect a fair few late nights without Aya as her bosses have very bad Japanese attitudes to work. You might be deep in sleep when the door slams open and Aya comes stumbling in reeking overpoweringly of strong liquor, your only warning before she climbs on top and insists on working out her employment-related stress. Next morning she'll probably forgot it happened.
At least you can come too when she goes to the village. They're much friendlier, as for some reason the villagers believe red eyed pointy eared girl hawking tengu papers is a human. Alas, she often rubs shoulders with the village youkai and if you come to those late night gatherings your liver will be taking the kind of beating where Aya has to carry you home.
You'll learn a lot and experience a lot, for good or ill.

>>48429175
>for some reason the villagers believe red eyed pointy eared girl hawking tengu papers is a human
Believe it or not anon, her newsboy outfit does a lot to redirect attention elsewhere; and even if they do notice, do you think anyone is going to point that out?

Scary creature.

>>48193149
She would keep coming back, no matter how many times i shot. All of this... Because i refused to subscribe to her newspaper.
For the two past weeks, while i was minding my own business, i would hear her voice.
The voice of someone whom i deeply hated.
Calling me a loser, telling me why i suck, telling me the benefits of subscribing to her newspaper, telling me why i suck for NOT subscribing in the first place, all that bullshit, in a mocking, condenscending tone while sitting on the fence, always looking down on me, with her goddamn smug face... As if, she was staring at literal garbage.. Loser.
That wouldn't be enough however, she would come back by the midnight to harass me, and her ways of doing so would grow exponentially. It got worse. It eventually got to the point where i would see her in my nightmares, laughing at me. Always out of reach. Laughing at me in my mind, rent-free. And yet....
I had to do something, this had to stop.
The next morning, i took up my ol' reliable TOZ 34, lied down in a bush and waited for her comfortably. Made sure to bring some Doremy Sweet's jelly beans™ as well.
1 hour passed.
2 hours passed..
3 hours passed... All out of beans.
...
Nothing.
She was not present. She's gone. It's over, it surely must be, right? Feeling unsatisfied, i left my vantage point and went back to work on my project.
The next day, i woke up to a terrible stench filling up the house, invading my nostrils. After looking around, i could see a bunch of.. White paint spilled all over the floor? So i blissfully thought, until i looked down and saw bird shit on my bed sheets. Loser.
This couldn't do. I had enough. I only take so much and no more.
Fourth attempt.
It was now somewhere around 5 AM. It's showtime. Grabbed my doublebarrel, grabbed another pack of Doremy Sweet's jelly beans™, i walked into the bushes, made myself comfortable and waited.
1 hour passed..
2 hours passed...
30 more minutes and there. There she finally was. And still, my beans.
She was flying, she was.. taking pictures of my house?... And shitting. Shitting on my house, from such heights, didn't matter. Had to wait, easy there hunter. Loser.
Finally, after like 3 minutes, she once more sat on a fence..
And there was my opportunity.
Inhale, line 'er up.. Fire.
...
......
.........
"Ayayaya.. Seems like you missed! How unfortunate. If only you subscribed to my newspaper... Loser." She took off and flied away laughing. And i was there standing.
I failed again once more.
...
Tomorrow will be another day.

>>48433376
There are not strong enough words in the english language to convey how much I want to stick my penis in this bird

Aya will not make it to Christmas...

>>48434516
I am sure she wouldn't mind taking a nap. After all, Tengu don't really like Christmas. Something related to certain wicked hermit and associations with Santa:
>>48360990
Just remember to wake her up for any alcohol drinking.

>>48433391
use birdshot next time dum-dum
use punt gun if insufficient

>>48434921
You fool, all those extra projectiles do is balloon her score from supergrazing!

>>48433391
Aya is a menace
She must be stopped

>>48435144
>extra projectiles
I think she would rather use them to charge her camera.
>>48435265
Not even having a child would slow Aya down. If nobody in Gensokyo could stop her by now, nothing and nobody ever will.

The 310th doesn't bump...
Let it be known that this was a good Aya thread!

Aya merely pretending to fall off the board!

>>48442981
Let it be known!
Let it be known!

>>48438840
Stupid smug 10gu, I bet she's happy because she finally smuggled a househuman home.

cant wait to post >>48193170 in Aya's next thread too!

Shh... she's sleeping.

>>48443320
Sweet dreams, Aya. May you wake up to another success.

I can't believe Aya is going to fricking die!

>>48443320
>>48443785
Her alarm is set for three hours from now, (un)fortunately for her the alarm wasn't set and she'll oversleep her very important work assignment.

Ganbare Aya-san!!