/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The raw sexual charisma of this stinky gremlin is unbelievable.

>>47913580
Now flip the other way!!

>>47913580
Seija and her girlfriend!!

>>47913589
She is a rapist though.

Why does she look so much prettier upside down?

>>47915185
can't rape the willing

>>47915245
you can try

>>47915185
Would roses be anywhere as appealing if they didn't have their thorns?

>>47915469
In terms of passive admiring, yes they would. The fun of thorns comes from the effort at picking up roses.

>>47913580
The ntrhu!

>>47918617
Tits too big

>>47913580
*pat pat pat*

I definitely DO NOT like Seija I don't wish to have a happy family with her and love her unconditionally

>>47921287
WTF Sagume I never know that you are a lesbian...

Seija would 100% cheat on you.

>>47923045
Not if I let her cheat on me consensually.

>>47923045
She will cheat on you with girls only.

>>47913589
Lets see her be smug when shes squeezing out half-jaku brats

>>47923045
Do I get to watch or...

>>47923045
If you think she would, she wouldn't.

>>47923045
If you think she wouldn't, she would.

>>47923045
Also she would want you to cheat on her. That's just the 'jaku relationship style.

>>47928814
>cheat on her
lolwut

>>47923045
Kill yourself out of my wife's thread.

>>47929579
Your wife, my wife, another anon's wife, random villager's wife, random tengu's wife, random goblin's wife, random dog's wife... et cetera.
Though if you put a ring on it she'll always come back to you after her sexcapades. She might even decide not to tell you about the fun she had and lie you're her only one.

>>47913580
I'm going to rape Seija

>>47929579
What will your wife's boyfriends think about this?

Where do Seija NTR jokes come from?

>>47929724
The same "people" that spam it in the Hatate threads, the Aya threads, the Yukari threads, the Ran threads, etc.

>>47929724
being a monogamous wife requires you to be faithful to your partner and the other thing seija is capable of being faithful to is herself
she enjoys when she upsets other people, so upsetting you by sleeping around is just one facet of your new married life (hell)

>>47929625
>>47929715
>>47929743
kill yourselves NTRniggers

>>47929749
dude, you wanted a fucking amanojaku wife
you can't complain when you get what you wanted

A little cheating is worth being with her.

>>47929743
Literally this.

>>47929753
>>47929749

she won'y cheat on you

she will however making you feel as miserable as possible, including, but not limited to, do everything to make you think she does cheat on you,

Reminder that in the big booba Seija hentai game the canon ending is mind breaking Seija into loving you by never raping her.

>>47930828
> do everything to make you think she does cheat on you,
Least deluded cuck

>>47929724
Everyone knows amanojaku are built for sustained reverse rape leading to accidental pregnancy and forced marriage followed by lifelong tsundere wife who insists on being on top all the time.

>>47932568
You can't fix her. The Jaku fucks as she pleases and she won't fuck you.

>>47929724
Seija is designed to be the anti-waifu. The more you try to love her, the more she'll do everything in her power to cause you strife. It's not her fetish, not her hobby, it's her very nature. Like a lion going for the throat, or the hyena eating their prey alive.
So it stands to reason that, once in a relationship, she'll ruin it even for herself by betraying her partner's trust. It's like a drug, not only for her, but for the partner as well.
Heed these words, said by a wise man fishing by the village: "Never go 'jaku, you can't go backu."

>>47932633
Imagine realising that the amanojaku likes you because she keeps picking on you, bullying you, and making crude sexual jokes about you...

>>47932633
"like a drug, not only for her, but for the partner as well."
Well said. Sounds really hot that way lol.

>>47932633
Nah, I'd win.

>>47933535
How so?

>>47933582
Wouldn't you like to know?
My victory will be complete and uncontested over my jakuwife.

>>47913580
Can she hook me up with her mother?

>>47936657
Which ones? She has two mothers.

>>47939135
I was talking about the moonie, who's the second one?

>>47939354
All moonies are lesbians, her other mom would be another god or a moon rabbit.

>>47939391
So you don't even know your 2hu lore.
If I ask you kindly to leave, would you do it?

>>47939472
You first.

Seija takes Nuenis on the daily

Seija commits tax fraud on the daily

Amanojacock > Nuenis

>>47943771
...in terms of how small it is.

>>47943793
Actually, they are different and have it's own advantages. Nuenis is flexible and can be costumized as desired. Meanwhile, if you feel Amanojacock too small, Seija can make you feel it larger without changing it physically, and vice versa.

I can fix her

>>47950579
I can make her worse

>>47955920
I can keep her the same.

>>47958511
Wise choice, anon

>>47958542
Why change perfection after all.

>>47928814
But I don't want to cheat on her. She can cheat on me if she wants though.

This thread has been up for too long. Please stop posting and let it be archived.

>>47962109
Seija's feet....

>>47965256
>Please stop posting and let it be archived.
I get what you mean. Here's a bump.

>>47976425
I wish that were me instead of Reimu.

>>47976439
Do you want to get bullied by Seija?

>>47976450
Yes, I want to be bullied by a very cute girl like Seija.

'jaku

>>47981094
...loves sucking human cock

>>47981129
lewd 'jaku

>>47981129
She loves diddling little girls actually

>>47976425
Seija works well as Reimu's lover

The 'jaku is getting an MV in about 12 hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK5EEtvWl88

>>47988350
I wanna kiss her like spider-man

>>47988350
it'd be a real seija move if she gets an actually good mv instead of the straight trash akatsuki records has been putting out lately

>>47981669
My wife is so based.

>>47988531
Based on what?

>>47988549
The department.

Soon.

>>47988350
Just came back from watching the MV, truly a work of art. I wish Seija was real so I could marry her.

>>47991545
You cant marry her, I'm already in an abusive relationship with her and her girlfriend.

>>47991578
TOO LATE

>>47991656
You downloaded a picture of her on our wedding day from her twitter, so what?

>>47991578
Tell us more about this abusive polyamorous relationship, anon.

>>47991578
Tell us more about this abusive polyamorous relationship, anon.

>>47988350
Cool. Much better than the one with Rumia!

>>47988350
>I know to be loved is to grow weaker, but, well...
>I was fine fending for myself all on my lonesome - oh just leave me alone!
and this expression... CUTE!

>>48000871
Amanocute!

Seijafeet

>>48007999

>>48008249
Yeah I think I'm going complain about how hungry I am to eat my big breakfast, watch her stuff down every last bite, then aggressive slap her full tummy

>>48007999
>>48008249
Would you still kiss her cute feet even after she's done giving a footjob to a male tengu? Imagine the insults she would use on you...

>>48008595
I'd kiss and lick harder if she did that.

>>48008595
Of course. She isn't even my gf.

>>47995172
She only ever does things with her gf.
When she comes home she tells me to get to work and when I go to bed she tells me to see nightmares and goes to sleep on the couch.

>>48013925
>her gf.
singular?

>>48015700
Yes singular.

>>48013925
Cute! So what do you get to do? Do they at least let you watch or listen in when they fuck?

Would you?

>>48021787
Watch her fuck a line of bulls?

>>48018005
I get to be the home husband...

˙ʎɐs ʎǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ɟo ǝʇᴉsoddo ǝɥʇ uɐǝɯ pǝsɹǝʌǝɹ ʇ,uǝɹɐ ʇɐɥʇ pɐǝɹɥʇ ǝɥʇ uᴉ sʇsod llɐ ʇɐɥʇ ɹǝpuᴉɯǝɹ

>>48022958
In that case, what do the nue posts say? Seija is everyone's girlfriend, except for anon and a certain tentacle-winged person?

>>48021808
Absolutely.

˙ǝɟıl ɹǝɥ llɐ uɐɯ ǝuo ɥʇıʍ dǝǝls ʎluo llıʍ puɐ ǝɹnd sı ǝɥs 'ᴚ⊥N puɐ ɓuıʇɐǝɥɔ ǝʞıl ʇıɥs ǝlqıɹɹoɥ ɥʇıʍ ɐɾıǝS ǝʞıl slɹıɓ lnɟıʇnɐǝq ɓuıɹǝpuɐls doʇs ʍoN ˙ɓuıɥʇʎuɐ ɹoɟ ʇou xǝs ɓuıʞɐɯ puɐ ʎǝʌop ʎǝʌol ɹoɟ sı nʞɐɾ, ǝɥʇ 'sʇoıpı ʎǝH

>>48024341
Nah it's in Seija's nature to cheat and lie. The upside is that you're not the only one she'd trick like this.

Don't tell me you fell for her "I'll stay faithful to only you" lies. She says that to every poor sucker while being the town bicycle.

>>48024511
She told me this morning that I am going to die alone and virgin though...

>>48024432
>>48024511
˙NI⅁ᴚIΛ ∀ ƎIᗡ ˥˥IM ∩O⅄ 'Iᴚ∀⋊∩⅄ ᗡƎΛO˥ Ǝᙠ ᴚƎΛƎN ˥˥IM ∩O⅄ ˙spɐǝɹɥʇ ɹǝɥ uı ɐɾıǝS ɹǝpuɐls sı op uɐɔ llɐ oɥʍ sqɯoʍ uǝɹɹɐq ɥʇıʍ sɓɐɥ ʇıdǝɹɔǝp puɐ ɓuıʎl ǝsoɥʇ llɐ ǝʞılun 'puɐqsnɥ uɐɯnɥ ɐ oʇ pǝıɹɹɐɯ ʎlıddɐɥ sı puɐ lɹıɓ pooɓ ɐ sı ɐɾıǝS ˙ǝnɹʇun ǝɹoɟǝɹǝɥʇ pǝsɹǝʌǝɹ ʇou sı ʇxǝʇ ɹno⅄

Do you want to watch the jaku get plowed by another man or do you prefer to participate with the stranger?

>>48025147
I want to plow the guy myself while saying how thigh he is and how she will never be like this since she is a woman and not while making direct eye contact with Seija. Oh yeah, she is chained to a plastic chair across the room right next to the door while our children are playing outside.

>>48025147
I'm fine with watching from a corner. Having her tease me she she gets plowed in our bed sounds so hot.

>>48025216
Would Seija be okay with that?

``Being Seijafag is suffering``

>>48026814
That's what happens when you love this sadistic promiscuous youkai.

>>48029727
Are you a maso, anob?

flatja > boobyja

>>48032450
pǝsnɟuoɔ ɯ,I ˙˙˙ʎɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ uᴉ pǝddᴉlɟ oslɐ s,ʇᴉ os uʍop-ǝpᴉsdn ʇou s,ʇᴉ puɐ ǝʇᴉsoddo oslɐ sᴉ ʇxǝʇ ǝɥʇ ʇdǝɔxǝ 'ǝʇᴉsoddo ǝɥʇ s,ʇᴉ oS

What's Seija's opinion on futanari doujin?

>>48039441
The greatest culture in the history of human civilization

>>48021808
Are the bulls human or actual bulls?

>>48044994
Actual bulls disguised as humans.

nekoja

Nue's girlfriend

>>48039441
she LOVES it!
https://exhentai.org/g/1667482/9291d8e83a/

>>48060438
>tags:autofellatio
No way Seija!

>>48060438
H-hot

>>48066714
What happened? she looks sad.

>>48069636
I imagine that sometimes Seija just starts crying for no reason. Ugly, heaving, snot dribbling bawling in the dead of night.

>>48066714
Seija would absolutely support saving thumbnails of images instead of the real image.

What would Seija do on Halloween?

>>48077707
Whatever black man she can get her hands on.

>>48077762
Wrong thread. >>47693033

>>48077797
I'm starting to think that both Seija and Hatate are a bad influence on other 2hus.

Just testing if jannies turned autosage for me. The previous music thread died because of it and the current one likely will as well...

>>48103936
Deserved for all those cuck/NTR posts in this thread. Glad to see jannies read all my reports. Total Seija love victory, total cuck death.

>>48103936
>>48104022
>autosage
>jannies
https://www.4chan.org/janitorapp
newfag

>>48103936
There's no fucking autosage at work here. You can't bump threads out of page 9 and 10 in /jp/ if your IP is new and hasn't posted before. It has been this way for years now.
Just make sure to not clean your cookies and try to maintain a single IP.

>>48104262
Dude, he is clearly a crossposter newfag. He doesn't even know the difference between janitors and mods, let alone how the bump mechanism works in /jp/.

Seija's thread suddenly went quiet. Now no one will notice this cute jaku...

>>48111908
We shall awaken /jp/ and start the revolution!

>>48111908
Woah, shes hideous.

>>48112003
whore

>>48113421
that's a good thing

So how many dicks did she suck today? Gotta be at least 15, right?

>>48116108
18 by my count (none of them mine).

>>47913580
Would Seija fuck an incel just piss the rest of society off? This is important.

>>48118264
Yes. She would marry and love him even.

>>48118264
>>48118589
Yes, then cheat on him.

>>48118728
Please kill yourself

>>48118728
Please live yourself.

>>48118728
(With Nue)

>>47913580

>>48132644
Typical Seija poster.

How do we fix Seija?

>>48134473
There is no fix for contrarian.

>>48134473
Sex.
Loveydovey sex.

Page 10? I say reverse!

>>48134473
With nuenis

fumo

>>48164352
cute

>>48134473
Why fix her?

>>48169803
I saw you delete that.

>>48169610
She can be turned into a trad wife with enough love and proper treatment!!

>>48171007
But she's a lesbian

>>48171159
Lesbian with whom?

>>48169803
Congratulations for trying to silent bump a thread instead of contributing content!
I will make sure to congratulate you as much as possible in the future, so as many anons in this thread as possible can appreciate your hard work!

>>48171906
and of course I posted nue instead of seiga while trying to be smug
may the heavens flip me upside down

>>48171906
Nta, but what's wrong with silent bump again?

Finally, a merciful death.

>>48171276
Her gf nue!

>>48202370
Why do you keep bumping this thread? Do you like Seija that much?

Seija on page 1!

twintails seija

>>48216207
More like twindicks seija

>>48216214
Why r u gaey?

>>48216214
I've read that doujin.

Why do they look so much alike?

>>48219170
source?
>>48220999
fat & stinky 'jaku.

>>48220999
I'm going to bully this fatty (with my dick).

>>48226942
She'll invert your dick

>>48227510
How would that work? She turns things upside down not inside out.

>>48227537
She reverses things
You're gonna be a pretty ugly girl, anon, but at least Seija will bully your pussy

>>48227584
>She reverses things
>You're gonna be a pretty ugly girl
You're calling him...handsome?

>>48220637
She is Seija's lost sister.

>>48227685
Wait, that makes Anon gay, would Seija turn him straight?

>>48236050
Why turn him into a straight man when he could be a full-fledged bisexual?

!plif

>>48243544

Reminder that you can't say you really love Seija unless you'd be willing to become Gensokyo's enemy and stand alongside her to help her realize her dream of revolution

>>48266320
it wouldn't be great if she was so easy to hate.

>>48266368

>>48279953
Amazing post dude
Please don't delete it next time, you shouldn't be ashamed of your work!

¡dᴉlɟ

>>48266320
calling her 'Gensokyo's enemy' is really big talk for 'there was a brief period of time where everyone found it kind of fun to take potshots at her, and then stopped caring about her afterward'

>>48291114
Silly Anon, that post was clearly made by Seija talking herself up.

>>48291114
>>48298349
The hag FEARS the jaku. Why else would she essentially put out a hit on her and let people even disregard spellcard rules while hunting her down?

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>>48306904
great one

>>48300541
I am convinced that spellcard rules on some metaphysical level know the extend of your abilities (including equipment) and they decide what is legal and what is not depending on who is dodging. Because otherwise you have things like Sakuya's Void "Inflation Square" in StB already and you sure can't dodge it without some means of bullet removal or teleportation.

>>48310417
its probably a gossip based honour system
everyone plays fair since those that don't will probably get demolished by everyone else for rocking the boat

>>48311203
So fugitives and reporters in Gensokyo are on the same level and a fair game for dirty tricks?

>>48311203

>>48321197
Shimmer is going to fall! There is nothing to grab!

>>48324311
As long as she touches Seija's body, she will float instead of falling.

>>47913580
get down

>>48324311
She can hold the arms!

>>48329704
No

>>48340195
come down my dear

>>48350118
What is Seija planning to flip there?

>>48355937
anon's virginity, she will take him from being a lonely virgin to a proud dad of 4.

>>48350118
Seija after her client leaves without paying again

>>48324311
She can hold on Seija's erect nipples.

>>48357311
Her client? You mean her bull?

>>48366432

>>48377389
"my futa penis won't suck itself, anon"

seija ded

>>48384426
Is Seija able to reverse her own death? Or is that a spellcard too impossible even for her?

>>48384546
Can Youkai even die?

>>48385008
if they stopped being believed in, effectively so
what is a ghost of a ghost?

It's time to let Seija pass away peacefully.

>>48394174
Shut up, nigger.

>>48385023
Uhh vengeful spirit?

>>48397541
same guy here, my guess is that unless they have a material vessel for their "essence" to retreat to (like a body, vessel, conceptual fear, etc.) their material essence would disassociate into formless spirit magic, like pic related
and then they get reincarnated into a fairy or another youkai or whatever as the cycle begins anew
its fayries and yukies and kamis and soul stuff all the way down
thanks for coming to my sermon have a happy new year

>>48356479
What a trick.

>>48385023
>what is a ghost of a ghost?
Something you can feel in your bones.

>>48425815
ghost bones?
i just got regular ones to rattle

>>47913580
If I tried to rape Seija and she used her power, would it count as consensual sex?

>>48431057
No, it would simply be reverse rape. You stop wanting sex but she steals your cum with her womb anyway.

>>48427649

>>48437552
you forgot to leave a comment with your reply

>>48405132
This image is so lovely, I love when people draw her hair longish.

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