/jp/ - Otaku Culture

touhou.com doesnt work for me...

Is this some kind of troll?

>>4836456
I dunno, lol.

>basic pass
>1,400.00

no one on /jp/

Waaaaaay too expensive. I could plan a trip to Gensokyo myself for way less.

wat

>>4836473
But you get to listen to ZUN give a speech and participate in Touhou tournaments.

whatthefuckamireading.png

Someone puts too much effort in these

>you will be reimbursed the fill cost of the bus ticket on arrival at the Moriya shrine
Silly OP, there are no buses in Gensokyo.

Oh I don't have a gensokyo visa ;_;

I was kind of excited while I was skimming through until I saw the Zun autograph part. Guess I'll never get to dress up and hang out with /jp/....

>>4836516
Are you a girl yet?

Rough schedule.

>>4836531
what?

>>4836473
You're already getting a discount by going with /jp/. Normalfags pay like 160k.

TOW'09 had tons of free stuff.

Here's what you get for your 125596¥:
- 5 days of intense Touhou competition action
- hundreds of Touhou seminars and exhibitions
- speeches by ZUN, Reimu, Marisa, and other Touhou execs
- free accommodation and dining at the Scarlet Devil Motel
- free travel to and from Moriya Shrine

I don't think I have even $100.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I GOING TO GET THE MONEY FOR THIS?!

>>4836727
It's less than a month's worth of rent for me.

>>4836813
I'm a high NEET in the middle of Michigan with little job experience.
I have no hope in finding a job.

>>4836855
Er, high school graduating NEET.

>>4836855
Still, spending your whole life's savings on 5 days of the most epic Touhou experience ever is worth it.

Can I be a guest speaker?

>>4836661
>- free accommodation and dining at the Scarlet Devil Motel

How about for future pasta, changing this to

- accommodation and dining at the Scarlet Devil Inn & Suites

Sounds more like lodging for an expensive computer conference.

Will I be allowed to cosplay?

>>4837039

If by cosplay you mean wearing a suit instead of your frilly dress and silly hat, then yeah.

>>4837039
>If you want to enter the cosplay arena, passes can be purchased at the door for ¥15,760

>>4837256
That seals it. Reimu's in charge.

Was this based on a real con info page?
I'm specifically asking about the "Expect to be glomped" bit.
Cons are even scarier than I imagined!

>irregardless
Okay, I feel slightly annoyed.

>>4836547
>suika keynote

sign me up.

>>4836597
Wow, so that's gensokyo?

Talk about a let down.

Can I rape the maids at Scarlet Devil Mansion?

>>4837409
No, that's the warehouse on top of Youkai Mountain.

I wasn't going to go, but I got mail yesterday asking If I could help out with some of the CirnOS stuff so I'm going after all - better be more fun that last time.

>>4837424
are those the fairies that are constantly flying around my screen?

>>4837334
It's the cosplay arena, if you don't get glomped within a minute of entering it, something is very wrong with you.

Hi. I really want to go, but my girlfriend isn't really into Touhou. I mean I've introduced her to it and she thinks the characters are "cute" but she doesn't care about the gameplay or music. She is sort of a hippie and an Ecology and Evolutionary Biology major, and the only way I can interest her in coming is if she sees some of the youkai.

Is there a way I can get some sort of protection or escort for her so Yuuka doesn't bury the bitch?

>>4837504
>Is there a way I can get some sort of protection or escort for her

so long as she has her pass, all is fine - saying that, if she insists on pissing off the local youkai, then its her own funeral.

I'll go if I can have my picture taken with Aya and Hatate.

>>4837520
bring your credit card, and prepare to max it.

>>4837525
He didn't say he wanted one with Reimu.

Aya and Hatate do all their journalism for free.
Those crazy Tengu.

>>4837520
Expect a long lineup. I heard this is the book they're giving away this year to all attendees.

>>4837529
who do you think is in charge of all the 'organisation' regarding photos?

if its anything like last time, the tengu are more interested in taking compromising photos at the after events parties rather than during it.

I heard there would be more "adult" themed entertainment at nights at SDM, the back entrance to Moriya Shrine, and the soundproof basement under Kourindou's. Can you confirm this?

I am hoping to go, but I'm going to need to wait for my last con bills to come in. I'll gauge it from there.

>>4837554
I know a few anons are planning to hold touhou doujin viewing sessions in their rooms at SDM

I'm getting so hyped up about TOW'10!
God, I hope Eirin sets up shop. Some guys from TOW'09 said she'll be selling some fabulous goods.

>>4837573
I was more thinking about raping the fairy maids actually.

Which reminds me: Do Touhoes carry venereal diseases, and if so can they affect humans? I don't think the fairies do but you never know about the youkai.

>>4837590
enjoy getting kicked out of gensokyo

>>4837629
Worth it.

>>4837629
Kicked out? He's going to be the entree for the late night party. Flandre would've done short work of him, and send his remains to the kitchen.

>>4837638
Dude just go to the oni hosted after parties. Fuck everyone gets laid their one way or another. I heard they'll be more prepared to treat alcohol poisoning this year too.

>>4837590
DUUUDE promise me you are going to post some pic's of that shop!

>>4837638
You also get banned from Gensokyo for the next 256 years.

>>4838030
Still worth it.

>>4837656
>Dude just go to the oni hosted after parties. Fuck everyone gets laid their one way or another.
NEVER AGAIN.
I couldn't sit down for a week.