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4833916 No.4833916 [Reply] [Original]

Let's talk about potatoes.

I quite like potatoes.

>> No.4833925
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>> No.4833922
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Sorry, I prefer watermelons.

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>>4833922
And I don't.

>> No.4833990

I'm hungry.

>> No.4834002

>>4833938
>watermelons with seeds
ewww

>> No.4834005

I wish I had a potato waifu. I'd tease her small, undeveloped sprouts despite her protests ("Anonymous, d-don't! I-it's poisonous! ) as I run my hand across her delicious, smooth tubers, colored deep brown. I'd lick the stamens of her flowers while remarking how lewd a girl she is to leave them exposed like that. I'd listen to her sweet gasps as I lightly brush my tongue on her pistil. After the deed, she'd break down crying, saying that she's a triploid and cannot produce seeds with me, but I'd kiss her lightly and tell her it's okay...

If only ;_;

>> No.4834019

>>4834005
>If only ;_;

It's not like you can't go to the grocery right now and make a whole harem, you know.

>> No.4834031

>>4834005
I love you, unknown anonymous.

>> No.4834040

>>4834031

I demand a known anonymous.

>> No.4834065

>>4834040
sup

>> No.4834084

>>4834040
You are the known anonymous, Anonymous.

>> No.4834087

>>4834084

Does this mean I'm famous?

>> No.4834094

>>4834005

THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU, /jp/!

>> No.4834108

>>4834005

Love knows no limits.

>> No.4834195

>>4834005

Honestly, I d'awwwwwed at this ;_;

>> No.4834479

>>4833916
Friend, I know that is you.

Explain.

Immediately.

>> No.4834500

>>4834002
You sound like a woman.

>> No.4834509

>>4834479
I secretly want to fuck you.

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>>4834005
What about a nice Alraune wife? I'm sure it's better than a potato.

>> No.4834519

>>4834002
>natural watermelon
>ewww
ざわ ざわ...

>> No.4834527

>>4834002
The FUCK? There are watermelons withOUT seeds?

>> No.4834530

>>4834002
She was still a virgin

>> No.4834539

>>4834515
is it out yet?

>> No.4834547

>>4834539
No. April 26th.

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>>4834527

>> No.4834877

sry

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