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Dear /jp/, I have to tell this to someone, I just can't take it anymore. well, okay. here goes. this is not copypasta, it's for real. Well, there's this really, REALLY beautiful loli in my school. I'm 17 and she is in 5th grade, so she's 11. Her name is Stella. Well, I've dreamed about having sex with her numerous times, but one evening changed it all... Our moms know each other so I was supposed to babysit her cause her mom had to work late one night. So I go over to her house and we start watching TV. Well, its 9.30 pm already and I tell her to go to sleep. She answers 'I don't want to, I wanna stay and watch cartoons with you.' I thought about it and I said 'okay, but only until 10pm and don't tell your mom' she was happy and said okay. We watched cartoons a little and she asked if she could rest her head in my lap. I was like uh, okay. Well she puts her head in my lap, rubs her head around accidentally cause she was looking for a comfortable position and I feel to get this raging boner. I couldn't hold it back so I quickly suggested that maybe she'd want a pillow under her head and that my legs are starting to hurt. She said 'okay' and I put the pillow under her head. I was so relieved. Well, the clock hits 10pm and I order her to sleep, she stands up and takes the pillow from my legs and she sees my boner, I tried to hide it as quick as I could, but I was wearing trainers so it stood out pretty clearly. She asked 'whats that?' and I didn't know what to say.. after about 5 seconds of quick thinking I for some reason said 'It's a boner', I instantly regretted it. She now asked me if she could see it. I was so freaking nervous, finally i decided to use the chance and had my pants off faster than you could say Candlejack. Stella asked if she cou

>> No.4820009

What the fuck are you doing 2007

>> No.4820012

>>4820009
bored, that's waht!

>> No.4820017

>Anonymous 2007

You Mexican fuck

Go to /b/ and stay there.

>> No.4820019

This board has certainly gone to shit.

>> No.4820021

>>4820017
>>4820009
pussyfags....

>> No.4820025

。‿。

>> No.4820026

>>4820021
I'll kick your ass IRL

>> No.4820032

Wall of text, not gonna read.

>> No.4820033

god dammit

>> No.4820034
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4820034

>>4820019

>gone to shit

Remember when /jp/ was good? Yeah, me neither.

>> No.4820036

Tell me when you get to the part where you get registered as an sexual offender.

>> No.4820037

>>4820034
That's because you just came two weeks ago for the first time.

>> No.4820046

post the whole story

>> No.4820053

nice pasta

>> No.4820056
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>>4820026
Then come to my place and say it to my face faggot!

Manchester, NH 03102

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