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Oh, sup /tg/ fancy seeing you here again

>>4818538
/tg/, don't just stand there, come in!

So what exactly are the Eldrazi? And what are hedrons?

I don't really follow MTG lore.

Sounds like the kind of outfit she'd lead, not get conscripted into.

But yeah, the card's appropriate.

>>4818556
From what l understand the eldrazi are basically unicron, only smaller.

Good thing Yukari pledged her existence towards eternal peace, then.

>>4818570
>unicron
who?

Can someone post that flying Annihilator 6 creature again?

>>4818556

>So what exactly are the Eldrazi?

A race of colorless entities (lesser eldrazi can be aligned to colors, but are not really made of that mana) that live between planes. They eat planes for food. Apparently their ultimate goal is the destruction of the multiverse so that all is returned to the Abyss between planes. They tend to have multiple appendages and are attacking pretty much every plane at once during this set.

>>4818579

>>4818586
Oh. Nameless eldritch horrors. Boring.

>>4818578
The transformer that eats planets.

she's unblockable

>>4818594

They're very not nameless. See >>4818593, he's Emrakul.
There's also Kozilek and Ulamog. These are the Eldrazi titans. Other Eldrazi flock to them.

>>4818586
What kind of plane do they prefer?
Passenger planes?

>10/10 or more creatures with broken effects

Reanimators gonna reanimate

>>4818618

I know you're cracking a joke, but Plane means universe (generally only a planet-sized one though) in MTG.

Plains universally means a white-aligned land.

>>4818634
All that I know about MTG is the different terrain/color kinds.
I remember having a shiny volcano.

>>4818625
terrorize gonna terror.

>>4818625
I don't play Magic, but I assume that's what the "shuffle your graveyard into your library" bit is for.

>>4818670
>implying that you kill that fat bastard first

>>4818687

Behold the hero who will save us from the Eldrazi

>>4818687
No, he was implying you can't reanimate it since it won't stay in the graveyard.

>>4818705
THEIR ESSENCES ABSORBED INTO OURSELVES AND THEIR WAILS SCREECH OUT THAT YOU HAVE BEEN A VERY BAD SPIDER. WITHER BEFORE MY MAGNI- hey wait, don't grab that *CHOMP* FILTHY FEW-LEGGED ONE YOU WILL SUFFER FOR YOUR INsolence... ooop, down we go."

Emrakul plummets out of the sky crashing into the mountains leaving a giant-spider stain in its wake before immolating in a pillar of eldrich fire. The sentient folk of Zendikar celebrate the sacrifice of their warriors to bring down the Eldrazi foe not knowing what was solely responsible. Hedron Crabs will carve the likeness of the Deadly Recluse into the giant Hedrons scattering the land, further baffling architects for generations to come.

From the moment the Eldrazi arrived, breathed our air, ate and drank, they were doomed. They were undone, destroyed, after all of man's weapons and devices had failed, by one of the tiniest creatures that God in his wisdom put upon this plane. By the toll of a billion deaths, man had earned his immunity, his right to survive among this plane's infinite spiders. And that right is ours against all challenges. For neither do men live nor die in vain.

>>4818705
Except for Annihilator X. Hope you got more of those.

>>4818705
"FOOLISH LITTLE SPIDER, WE ARE EMRAKUL AND WE HAVE TRAVELED THE AETHER AND TORN ASUNDER THE VEIL OF REALITIES TO FEAST ON THIS PLANE. YOUR KEEPERS ARE DEAD AND THEIR ESSENCES ABSORBED INTO OURSELVES AND THEIR WAILS SCREECH OUT THAT YOU HAVE BEEN A VERY BAD SPIDER. WITHER BEFORE MY MAGNI- hey wait, don't grab that *CHOMP* FILTHY FEW-LEGGED ONE YOU WILL SUFFER FOR YOUR INsolence... ooop, down we go."

Emrakul plummets out of the sky crashing into the mountains leaving a giant-spider stain in its wake before immolating in a pillar of eldrich fire. The sentient folk of Zendikar celebrate the sacrifice of their warriors to bring down the Eldrazi foe not knowing what was solely responsible. Hedron Crabs will carve the likeness of the Deadly Recluse into the giant Hedrons scattering the land, further baffling architects for generations to come.

From the moment the Eldrazi arrived, breathed our air, ate and drank, they were doomed. They were undone, destroyed, after all of man's weapons and devices had failed, by one of the tiniest creatures that God in his wisdom put upon this plane. By the toll of a billion deaths, man had earned his immunity, his right to survive among this plane's infinite spiders. And that right is ours against all challenges. For neither do men live nor die in vain.

>>4818687
>Implying that Eradicate has mercy for the colorless.

>>4818625
Eldrazi will never be in your graveyard.

>>4818744
Not even gods are immune to her wrath!

First Nazrin and now this. We have a /jp/er working at WotC.

>>4818752
>protection from colored spells

>>4818779
>implying only /jp/ knows of toohoo

>>4818763
Sadfrog.jpg?

Also, until when we have moe moe Eldrazi girls who want to feast on our "energy" ?

IIRC there is a MTG card who's flavor text mentions "Nazrin the Relic Hunter." I thought I had an image of it, but I can't find it amid my myriad of Touhou folders.

Ironically, if I had a relic hunter I wouldn't have this problem.

>>4818804

Is this eldrazi shit just a blatant ripoff of Lovecraft or what.

It's been a while since I really followed Magic, so what is this? A new set based around reanimating stuff? Because even with using the Urzatron, there's no way you're going to hardcast any of that shit in a serious game.

>>4818811
This was on the same page...

>>4818811
That says Nasrin, not Nazrin. Either seem like fairly standard fantasy names.

>>4818828
Nasrin is a female name of Persian and Kurdish origin meaning "wild rose" Variants include Nasreen, Nazrin, used in Azerbaijan, and the Turkish Nesrin.

>>4818847
Interesting.

>>4818819
No, you just use some eldrazi lands and eldrazi tokens who give you colorless mana when you sacrifice them in order to play them. You can't reanimate them as they can't go into your graveyard. There are some cards allowing you to play them for a reliatively low cost, though, live the Elvish Piper.

>>4818870
>live the Elvish Piper.

Like, not live.

>>4818819
No, you just use some eldrazi lands and eldrazi tokens who give you colorless mana when you sacrifice them in order to play them. You can't reanimate them as they can't go into your graveyard. There are some cards allowing you to play them for a relatively low cost, though, like the Elvish Piper.

>>4818890
The idea of an elf piping one of THOSE out makes me smile.

>>4818943
"Eventually there had been a hint of vast, leaping shadows, of a monstrous, half-acoustic pulsing, and of the thin, monotonous piping of an unseen flute - but that was all. Gilman decided he had picked up that last conception from what he had read in the Necronomicon about the mindless entity Azathoth, which rules all time and space from a black throne at the centre of Chaos. "

I bet Urza could beat Yukari

Yukari will just manipulate the border between victory and defeat if she's in danger. Can't be stopped~

>>4818811

>>4818993
Urza=Rinnosuke

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I wonder if anyone here really realizes their rarity on some of them, Casting cost 8: 8/8 Annihilator 2: Common
Ya, nice cards, but again: Iona's Judgement, Path to Exile, Wrath of god (For Pro Colors), Stifle/Voidslime for the reshuffle effect to cancel it.
Proxied the Aeons torn (Nerd yes) just to have him taken out of my hand and swung at me with haste. They aren't all that broken, but they are damn to look at

>>4821576
Found him