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Interesting.

>> No.4816311

And thus, Naiyuki was conceived.

>> No.4816314

Pro-tip : don't try this in real life.

>> No.4817229

>>4816314
Aww, why not?

>> No.4817238

>>4817229
Because it never works out as planned, trust me.

>> No.4817242
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>> No.4817243

>>4817229
>>4817238
I love how you have to convince people of this in /jp/.

>> No.4817245

>>4817238
Have you tried it? Do you have proof?

>> No.4817249

>>4816303
Source me.

>> No.4817250

>>4816314
yep, cuz they're gonna get FBI'd

>> No.4817258

>>4817245
What am I supposed to do, create a time-machine, go back to the past and record myself trying to finger a little girl or something?

>> No.4817272

>>4817258
You are a convicted pedophile?

>> No.4817279

>>4817249
I think the title is First Come First Served.

>> No.4817280

>>4817258
Just tell us what happened.

>> No.4817284
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4817284

I got to rub a tsundere little girl's vagina when I was a little boy.
She turned out to be an obnoxious, annoying bitch.

Feels bad man.

>> No.4817287

>>4816314
Yeah, punching a girl in the stomach is never a good idea.

>> No.4817293

>>4817284
Bah, that's all? I got to put it in, in more than one.

>> No.4817306

>>4817293
Look, I don't really care if you put hypodermic needles in multiple little girls. Any one of us could volunteer to do that if we wanted to.

>> No.4817315

>>4817306
Don't discourage the guy. He's doing a good service.

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>>4817293
But she was the only dom in the class and I was sub- what the fuck am I even discussing now?

>> No.4817339

>>4817249
>>4817249
>>4817249
>>4817249
>>4817249

>> No.4817358

>>4817316
The childhood experiences that made you a pedophile.

>> No.4817368

We really need to have a /jp/ meetup one of these days.

>> No.4817373

>>4817368
no

>> No.4817375

>>4817373
Why on earth not?

>> No.4817381

since when do /jp/ meet up

>> No.4817383

>>4817375
Pedos meeting other pedos... yeah, sounds like a plan.

>> No.4817391

>>4817383
Not pedos, /jp/ is full of gentlemen.

>> No.4817404

>>4817391
Even I am afraid of you fuckers. The chance of one of you being a psychopath is like a thousand times greater than if I were to meet any other person.

No thanks, I'll continue to communicate with you through text.

>> No.4817420
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>>4817404
Psychopath? I believe we here on /jp/ are nothing if not gentlemen.

Pic related. It's what /jp/ meetup would look like.

>> No.4817432

>>4817420
>nothing if not gentlemen
That's exactly it.

>> No.4817436

>>4817404
We just want to be your frie- FUCK OFF REMILIA IS MY WAIFU BITCH

>> No.4817438

>>4817316
Anonymous needs not keep secrets from himself.
Please, do go on!

>> No.4817449

>>4817404
There actually has been a confirmed murderer browsing /b/ or something back in the day. Where he said he'd reveal the corpse of a person if someone did something. And when it was done he revealed the place the body was buried (correctly) a few hours before it was officially found.

>> No.4817455

>>4816303
I did this in real life, I have 2 daughters with my sister, I'm a high class aerospace engineer so I can support family, I plan to make some kids with my daughters too.

>> No.4817462

>>4817449
Yeah, but that doesn't mean this guy is coming on /jp/.

>> No.4817456

>>4817449
thats /b/ for u

>> No.4817477
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>>4817432
But we ARE gentlemen.

/jp/ meetup really is a dream of mine.

>> No.4817485

>>4817449
Archive of the thread or it didn't happen.

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>>4817477
>/jp/ meetup
>gentlemen

>> No.4819847

No source provided?

>> No.4819861

>>4817485

There's a screencap floating around somewhere.

>> No.4819887

>/jp/ meetup
Are you guys so desperate to make friends? I don't fear any of you, after all most of us go to college or university but i don't really want to meet any of you. Text is enough.

>> No.4819894

>>4817485
That was before archives newfag

>> No.4819915

>>4819894
Obviously if he didn't know about the thread before now, he wouldn't know when it happened.

>> No.4819921

>>4819915
Because he is browsing all boards 24/7 and sees all threads.

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4819934

/jp/ meetup at comiket last year

>> No.4819968

>>4816303

source, please

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