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Tom

It's getting colder, I need to be bundled up with a large hellhound with hot milky tits for optimal comfiness

Pet or be pet

>>48169847
A hot beverage is what you need

Alp milk is excellent for the cold, you could ask your bro to let you drink some of hers

You're not real anon and she's sad now

>>48169977
Cogito ergo sum.
Cheshito zalgo sus.

>>48170018
I will read chesh philosophy and ponder (her ass) at the tea party.

>>48169972
I want to misgender an alp to provoke her into sucking me off.

>>48169972
You can milk each other like proper bros

maybe i am an edgelord, cause i daydreamed of being in mge with the ability to resist the monsters and their charms, baffling mons with my inability to succumb. was funny seeing monsters get exasperated on how to deal with the seemingly impossible.

>>48170058
That's not edgy at all

>>48170062
it felt wrong cause it's a little against the point of the setting

>>48170065
No, it's seems ok to me because your power will fall once you find your fated one.

>>48170086
Could almost make for a funny story where autist anon thinks he's one of those "immune to mamonomana" characters from crossover shitfics, until he stumbles upon one mamono that's unaffected by his superpower and gets plapped.
Turns out it was just one big Eros prank.

>>48170089
>"Haha, I am immune to the magical nature of your rape!"
>...But the ordinary rape worked anyway

>>48170102
>the lesser succubus just really liked his face and quirky personality and didn't even know he was her destined soulmate

>>48170058
I like to think I'd appear to calmly resist monster charm but be panicking on the inside

>>48170089
>>48170102
See, even better that mamono mana immunity doesn't matter in this case, she just seduces him normally.

Mmm cows...big titty cows...milk...cow milk...breastfeeding cows...patting my head...being good boy for cow motherwife...nursing handjobs from my cow...mmm
*gets put in straightjacket and put in cow addict mental asylum*

>>48170089
Call me dumb but I always imagine myself as immune too (minus the smug thing) until I find my fated one where a normal romance starts and ends with sex and a happy ending.

>>48170466
You're dumb

>>48170602
Ah, Kiki! Today we will pretend to bake, but actually we'll just eat the dough!

>>48170602
This kiki needs medical assistance, her mastah has gone too hard on her.

>>48170058
See, I just assume that if I ended up in MGE the mamono would just kind of ignore me--no hags trying to mating press me, no fox trickery. No Sabbath Cookies getting offered.
It's a nice setting; I think I'd like it there.
But the idea of being attractive to women, or women genuinely being interested in me....
It's just too out there. I can't accept it as real.

>>48170972
It will hit you like a meteor, we shouldn't worry about that, it's their job.

Wwyd if your mom ends up like this after portals

You have: 1 : trade request from - "CommandoBoogCrimsonBloodflame992"

>Spotted dick, my favorite meal

>>48171127
>
why?

>>48171145
What's yer offer?

>>48171487
boog hoog

>>48171564
Sold!

>>48171127
I'd congratulate dad and start gearing up to move to a rented apartment so i could live alone and not with them two making noise all night.
Maybe I'll stay with my Pyrow friend from uni, she's nice

>>48171402
"Why do you insist on painting all those spots on my dick before sucking it?"
>"Mrrrrrow?"
"Stop that! We both know you speak English."
>"mmmmmmmmmRRROoow?"
"AAAAAAAAAGH!"
>Why are they like this?

>>48171145
why is her abdonem so large?

>>48171779
Big ass bug needs big ass to bug.

Do you have to potty train chesh

I know it's only november but is someone holding a writing contest this year too?

>>48172134
Ban fr*g

Warm sex with fat-bottomed loli ice elemental monsters

Imagine having to go to a gym that's crawling with salamanders. They'd be so sweaty and smelly from working out so much. Wouldn't it be so gross having to smell their pit sweat every time they raise their arms? Wouldn't it be so gross if your friends dared you to steal one of their sweat rags and sniff it? Then they'd dare you to wrong out the salty sweat into your mouth. That would be horrible right guys?

>>48172265
Still seething about the 0 votes eh, mick?

>>48172513
>Sally workout buddy
>all about getting you fired up and motivating you into surpassing your limits
Come on, 10 more reps! You can do it, anon!

my face in horc pits

Oh no! Drunk adventurers just catcalled your maid! You need to defend her honor!

>>48172735
Take your cuckold fantasies elsewhere, potato boy

>>48172742
Ok anon, no need to brag that you're just gonna offer her up as tribute.

We're a gang of vicious pirates
We're sailing out to sea
When you hear our gentle singing
You'll be sure to turn and flee!

Sex with fishos

Monsters I can cast bellygrab on?

>>48172885
it's tough being a cabin boy

>>48172885
I will become their captain and pillage with the kot crew

>>48172908
When we lock in you in the brig you'll become a feline's toy!

If you try to fight us
You'll get a nasty licking
If you disrespect our singing
We'll marry you to the kraken!

>>48172917
If you want to lead the pirates, your vocals you must prove!

The singing coresairs are violent
We'll grapple down your boat
Spines in every orifice
And orgasm in every note

Ya bois wanted some non EMG monster girlie?
D'ya have some cute situations with your girlies?
Do greentext them, lads

Wurm?

>>48173043
I always wanted to have a state mandated roommate from an extremely horny race that the government pays me to live with. This is a population crisis solution I can get behind.

>>48173079
My Wurm detector is beeping but only a little

>>48173104
>State mandated cow-girl
>government makes money off the milk of her race
>so you're supposed to keep her happy and milk her regularly to the state provided containers
>she never stops being extremely shy
>even though she is horny 80% of time
It would be extremely fucking sweet and cute

>POV: You owe protection money to the Mofukuza and they've come to collect.

I've got heartaches by the number

>>48173124
3.6 Wurmgten, not great, not terrible. Though that's as high as the meter goes.

>>48173243
my advice is to ask her politely if she is in fact a wurm, or whether this is some jape

>>48173233
Patrolling the mon-jave almost makes you wish for a nuclear wan-ter

>>48173270
Dogs of the West, soon they will fall and the dam will be Ceasars!

>>48173278
What would the legion consist of, bears, orcs, amazon tribes, and ocolomehs?

>>48173281
Amazons.
Fits better with the 'reversal' of theme.
Get a bunch of lithe, junior gals in the lower ranks while the tougher and more muscular ones make up the upper ranks...
Then Ceasar is just some CC succ.

>>48173304
>No tail or paws
Worthless

My car just broke down, but a nice lady offered me a ride. Something seems off about her horse though.

Sex. With elves.

Filthy brown
Acid rain

>>48173389
>pros of elves
They are relatively attractive. They are not scary. They are usually good at magic or bows and other graceful crap
>cons of elves
They do not have any interesting physical features whatsoever.

It got TL'd.

https://x.com/koburatuisut/status/1852330242834411618

>>48173412
>replying to off-topic chink gacha spam

>>48173458
So not only did I get to hate on elves but I go to reply to one of the less mainstream franchises here? Cool.

Shantae? Where did genie go?

>>48173433
I just brushed my teeth, so...

>>48172134
I wasn't planning to take part because I wanted to finish some stuff I shelved earlier instead, and I don't see myself doing even that in the near future because I got addicted to the space legos. I'd consider hosting one myself if I could deliver prizes cause it would look disappointing compared to previous runs.

>>48170018
Shogito preggo cum.

what is the best strat for raping a monster?

>"Death" by the massive, mommy milkers of a holst
Is this the best end in MGE?

That's a rhetorical question. Of course it is.

>>48173915
Approaching a hag, the more desperate the better

>>48173930
>freedom from the cycle of slavery to a superior race of monster girls who need breeding stock
Yes.

I need a soft cow to sleep on

>>48172937
>We'll marry you to the kraken!
Is she cute?

>>48172937
Uhh, let's avoid scurvy by eating an orange!

What if...
Batcathag?

>When you ask your older sister danuki if you sleep with her tonight because of the scary storm outside

>>48174136
>scary storm
Are you 7?

>>48174153
Donner und blitzen

>>48174153
The idea is that when you're isekaied into the MGE world, you become a child adopted by a monster girl family. So let big sis cuddle you to make you feel better.

>>48174105
all batcats are good batcats, though I'm partial to the extra mofu variants

>>48169972
Delicious childhood friend milk

>>48173433
>It houses [lonely spirits] temporarily
>if there aren't any spirits nearby, it will attract loveless undeads instead

>zombie shambles up
>puts it on her head like a bukkit
>terrified (you) puts a candy in her mouth
>"mmmmmmmmm..."
>fire ignites on her head
>the bowl needs only one monthly candy, but the zombie likes them a little more frequently
>she can get a little grabby then
>but otherwise she's like a monster scarecrow and can hold objects, coats, hats, towels
>sexdoll if so inclined
>one day wisps out
>flesh poofs and all her bones clatter on the floor
>lifts up the bowl
>laughs "what the fuck"
>kisses you
>happywisp

I meow back at the manticore

>>48173433
>confident about your magic fire bowl warding off evil
>sitting on your porch enjoying the night air and looking into the dark wilderness
>a Wight or Vampire in a splendid evening dress emerges from the darkness with little warning after seeing the flame from who knows how far

I spent all my salary in OnlyFangs again. Guys please help me how can I stop doing this? Everytime I say ''I'm gonna stop'' then never happens

>Angel awkwardly trying to blend in

I'm not happy anon.
Not.
Happy.
Ask me why.

>>48174599
>Accidentally makes a bunch of pyrow, balrogs, and demon friends

>>48174606
Why you are not happy?

>>48174632
Your tone makes me unhappy.

>>48174639
You've got any complains?

What do you think about a mamano who calls her Alp co-wife a second husband?

>>48174738
made for bellypunch.

what telenovelas do Kikis like to watch?

>>48174755
The classics: Days of Our Wives and the Young and the Sexless.

>>48174732
I don't consider my bro my wife, even if I jam my penis inside her

>>48174574
i want to run my tongue back and forth under the point of big bat/cat/batcat fangs

We can't stop here. This is cow country.

>>48175057
but anon your outta gas, why don't you ask for help at that nearby farm?
in fact it's late too so maybe they'll other to let you stay the night

>>48175135
>in fact it's late too so maybe they'll other to let you stay the night
Game Over

>>48175057
You're right. We better moooove it

>A cu sith that poses as an actual dog so she can sleep next to you in secret
>years go by and your only hint is that you constantly dream of something heavily breathing on your face.

>>48175194
What's wrong anon? afraid of a few cows? they're perfectly nice ladies

>>48175256
Do you think they would let me have something to eat? I'm starving.

Vampires

>>48174884
>I don't consider my bro my wife, even if she has given birth to 3 of my children and the 4th in on the way

im just saying you can get a slime pregnant by fucking her in the ass

>>48175303
those rural farming folk always have the best recipes

>>48175345
You can get a slime pregnant by getting a handjob from her.

>>48175351
You can get a slime pregnant by pulling out and spraying it on her belly

>>48175345
>>48175351
>>48175357
Slimes confirmed for most fertile monster.

>Cum in slime
>She says it won't make her pregnant
>can literally see her vortex the cloud of white towards her core

Beware: The cat WILL rape

>>48175385
she rapes everyone's nose when she walks by, she smells like a corpse

Men only want one thing, and it's fucking wholesome

>>48175348
You think they'd let me shower too? I need to relax after a long day on the road.

>>48175465
well you can't go to bed without cleaning up first

>>48175471
>cow explains she only has a single blanket in the entire house and that you have to share
>tell her you'll be fine on the couch
>wake up ten minutes later to the sound of the air conditioner being turned on at full blast

Imagine the mounting frustration of a Pharaoh who noticed your white foreigner ass touring her kingdom and decided to try seducing you only to be met with disappointment at every turn from your refusal or inability to pick up on hints. She gives you a personal tour of the sights of her kingdom on her own personal chariot, even letting you sit next to her. She lets you eat at her table in her grand hall's banquet and has you sitting in the chair intended to be seated by her future king. She even grants you access to the private royal bathhouse, even JOINS you in it. Still not one reaction. She's growing impatient and pent up, not just sexually but with anger. At any moment, she could lose composure and burst like a bubble and just have you tied down by her guards so she can rape you. She even thinks it must come to that but when her guards search your suite in her palace they report back to her that you're gone. Last sighted being lured away by an Apophis in her ship to get a tour of her kingdom based around the large river in the region.

>>48175610
such is her fate as the least interesting desert girl

>>48175610
All of this except for the ending and also a cait sith.

wisest words that any one has ever said.

>>48175456
dam straight

>>48175666
Cheshires are good girls. BEST of the cat mamono.
Batcats are second place
Jinkos 3rd

>>48175679
griffon though

>>48175666
Incest is the purest form of love, the greatest proof of a mother's love is to give birth to her son's baby

>>48170018
AM stop being a fucking nerd and go back to thirsting after Nimdok.

>tending the garden with hebi wife
>see a little garter snake slithering through the plants
>pick it up and show hebi wife
>she gets consumed with jealousy
>get blue fired
>"how dare you touch another snake?!"
>"am I not good enough for you?" she says crying
Great... I thought ignoring, avoiding, and not acknowledging the existence of other women and monsters was enough, but apparently, I can't even touch or look at animal snakes either.

>>48175714
I said what I said! Honestly, though, almost all cats are at least B tier for me, as I love kitties.
Note: I said ALMOST. You know which one I'm leaving out.

>>48175745
>cat gf jealous when you pet kitty

>>48175758
scent marking is serious business

>>48175775
Family time with mgs is so cute

>>48172655
>be me HEROIC Knight of the Order.
>No not that Order. No not the other Order. Or the other other other Order.
>Now your thinking of the right Order. Good for you.
>Hear rumors of FOUL monsters harassing the local tavern.
>"Oh great Sir Knight Anon. They keep taking all the drunks home with them. They come back the next day fine, but I keep having to close at 3am because those Orcs spend so long here! Please Sir Anon won't you do something."
>"They live in a great and large pit just 30 minutes north of here! Uhh just follow the signs marked 'orc pit'. I would tell them off myself but I'm busy running the tavern at night and busy with the wife and kids during the day. You know how it is."
>I CLEARLY have no choice but to march right up to this "orc pit", force my way in and get them to stop their ill will.
>I move post-haste in the hot summer sun towards this pit.
>Extremely hot in this giant metal armor, but its needed to protect me. Sure there is nothing magical about it unlike THOSE HACK PALADINS of THE ORDER (yes that one) but it keeps out the arrows, knives, swords, spears and assorted other weapons.
>Perfect for stopping the axes, hammers and weird bone staffs orcs are well documented to use as their preferred weapons of choice. Don't think it could stop a bolder though. If they got a trebuchet...
>Given that they WILL notice me given I gotta loudly declare my goal of driving them out with my lance.
>Nah Orcs only ever use the first 3 hand held weapons. Ill be fine.
>Arrive at the ORC PIT.
>Its an open pit with COUNTLESS orcs. No scratch that there like 20 tops. Its less a pit of depth or more a valley of decent looking and fertile farmland.
>Their farming it right now. Wow that's a lot of melons. Massive melons in-fact.
>NO MATTER HOWEVER. Despite their prosperous farming, I still have a DUTY and MISSION to uphold.
>I go towards the tallest of the mud huts (forma brick), and charge in lance first.
>Charge right through the front door, into what seems to be a living room, lance snags on a curtain over the door (why is that there?), goes flying upwards into the ceiling out of my hands.
>I am thrown off my feet and trip, helmet first into the ground.
>Just then a feminine voice yells out "OI, THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY DEN. ", loud enough I have to be concerned she alerted the hoard.
>As I get up preparing to give my knightly speech about the importance of respecting closing hours, drinking in modesty, and not causing public disturbance, a hot searing feeling in my chest as a silvery looking pickax is swung into my chest.
>Its then swung again, again smashing my armor, clothing and thoughts to shattered pieces.
>try to speak out the words "Madam please, would you just wait a second" but all that comes out is "Mugghh" as the air is knocked out my lungs
>take a breath, the first one since I charged in as I had been yelling the whole time as is natural when heroically charging head first into danger like windmills.
>it smells homely, like the stench of a well cooks meal but more bodily as if that meal was cooked in a full metal suit of armor forced to march for 20 km in the summer to fight in the front lines.
>the orc (seems to be the boss if her fancy skull hat is anything to go off of) takes my exposed face and stuffs it into her pit.
>Take a deep sigh sniff and think about how I'll see if I can't take some other method of convincing the 20 or so other orcs here to go home at a reasonable hour.
>But at the very least I have successfully made my way into the orc pit to stand for knightly pride.
>Or something to that effect as I take a new breath of heaven.

>>48174495

i will fuck my cat mom

>>48175878
i will fuck a cat make her into a mom

>>48175878
>>48175893
too fat

ambient Tom levels rising sharply, please evacuate in an orderly fashion

>>48175904
Too late
It's koturday somewhere so its time for the meow

caturday cancelled to make room for fat snek hags

Please do not the cat

>>48175970
Please DO the cat.

>>48175970
cat do the anon

I like this mouse.

>>48175979
>An Anon is fine too

The fact that Cait Sith can turn human women or Alps into Cait Sith with their magic feels like a burden of knowledge I wish I never had since apparently it isn't just cat monsters like Nekomata and Werecats it's ANY cat monster.

>>48175985
No not that cat

>>48175984
Mice for every man!

Monsters SUCK!

>>48175984
fertile mice

>>48175374
That's how they accumulate EXP. Be a good adventurer and give her some more.

>>48175745
Hebi humor is often misunderstood. At least, I hope she's joking.

>>48176018
Ghouls especially.

>>48176005
This cat?

>>48176020
You gotta be careful with Mice, each mouse usually a has three or four sisters, along with a willingness to 'share'

If elected mayor of Monster Girl City, I will force all mamono to finally wear pants.

>>48176093
OK but what is your policy on Stretchy Meat?

>>48176093
You will get ZERO votes.

>>48176093
danuki will just rig the election so mayor succ will be elected and will ban wearing underwear

>>48176099
But my boys need a home! I need them tighty whities!

>>48176048
That cat is too big

>Get lost
>Ask angels for directions
>They direct me to a church

>>48176149
>"I need help."
>"Have you tried praying?"
>"Mam please, I just need to find a restaurant, not god."

Kuudere monsters are scary

>>48175610
I don't really want a woman with any kind of high position but there's no way I could resist a pharaoh coming onto me. I think even I'd have gotten the bath house hint. No way that's a normal thing in most cultures unless someone is looking for dick.

>>48176145
How about this cat?

Hello I am sad please post a fat monster to squish me so I wont be sad anymore

>>48175758
Pretty haughty for a cat with no beans.

>>48176155
But a good meal will show you god.

>>48176197
>"But if you taste the body of god then yo-"
>"No you don't understand, I have to meet someo-"
>"Oh! Then you really should go to church and -"
>"I'm not meeting god! My family is in town an- DON'T SAY THE CHURCH IS MY FAMILY!"

>>48176145
Looks like the right size to me.

>>48176212
>"DON'T SAY THE CHURCH IS MY FAMILY!"
>Tears well up in your sister's eyes
>"Very well. I-it's two blocks down and two to the right. And if you ever need nourishment for your soul--"
>Roll your eyes but thank her before heading off
>A few minutes later you arrive at the International House of Pussy
It's not too late to go to church. The cats will miss you though.

Sorry but any kind of religion is a huge turn off
So I 360 walk away

>>48176196
k

>>48176094
Red meat causes unsafe levels of cholesterol. It has to go for the good of society.

>>48176093
>Pants
You never get elected running on points like that. Try tiny miniskirts instead.

>>48176238
Listen, church is for tomorrow.
Today is for cats.

>>48176261
Well, tomorrow is also for cats but you've got your head on straight.

>>48176264
Maybe he's in Soviet Russia, which has caturday RIGHT NOW.

Big cats are too scary

>>48176255
Very grabbable belly

>>48176269
But in Soviet Russia Caturday has you!

>>48176276
I'm sorry, but the actual fucking tiger is the most interesting thing in that picture.

>>48176283
That's because the tiger is trying to lick that girl's armpits. Look at how he's eying them up!

>>48176276
I love icy blue eyes like this
Reminds me of that one doberman image

>>48176276
I'd feel safe with a Jinko because she'd protect me from scary things.

>>48176293
Dobergirls a cute. A CUTE!

>>48176296
They may just be best cat.

>>48176296
But can you protect her from her crushing self-doubt and loneliness?

>>48176305
This can easily be fixed by excessive clinginess

>>48176296
It's a trick don't fall for it

>>48176316
Careful, Anon....

>>48176316
>jinko carries Anon around like a stuffed animal

>>48176326
No meds now, kiki! I'm trying to play Calvinball!

>>48176305
I hope so.
>>48176321
I fully trust Jinkos.

>>48176333
I see no problem with this

>>48176361
I do--I wanna HORSEY RIDE from Miss Jinko, not to get dragged by 1 leg back to her bed.

>>48176394
Don't worry, Jinko's aren't barbaric. They would clearly drag you by two legs

>>48176394
If you would just stay in bed and stop trying to leave she wouldn't have to drag you back in

>>48176394
Just look her in the eyes. It scares ambush predators off

>>48175851
I can see why no one's heard of your order.

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to be careful around pai-lolis, the tits are there to distract you as they work mischief.

>Where I am, I must also troll

>>48176606
Me too, I never leave my house without my Troll.

>>48176606
>be me my me daddy
huh?

>>48176813
Imagine being
at monster girls

>fastest air speed achieved by wyverns
>fastest water speed achieved by mersharks
>fastest underground speed achieved by sandworms (sand) and wurms (earth)
>fastest lava speed achieved by lava golems
>fastest land speed achieved by...?
Well?
The Cock is ready to compete. Can anyone beat her? Is there a monster that can beat the Cock?

>>48176831
The fastest land is gnomes. Or those mud things.

>>48176831
downhill shog

>>48176837
No lady deserves that kind of disrespect just because she is a little simple minded.
Would you like it if I called you a meat thing? Huh?

>>48176850
My dragon wife already does

>>48176850
I can imagine being called a meatbag by a rude Automaton.

>>48176818
every time I imagine that I end up imagining a bogie
this damn clown lives in my head

Downhill shog is rapidly approaching the finish line. She's bouncing higher. She's gaining speed. The kinetic energy she's accumulating is reaching calamitous levels. We're not sure how we're going to stop her after the fact.

Wait. What's that? In her shadow! Entering her final sprint, threatening to overtake - it's...!

>>48175752
Are you a frog?

>>48176906
greenworm with a racing stripe painted down her side
she's got an aviators cap, some goggles and a flowing white scarf on too

>>48176926
But whence cometh her speed?

>>48176929
she's the main character

>>48176940
Nonsense! Greenworms are comic relief characters, like the green aliens from Toy Story

KOTURDAY inbound, get the plasnyan rifle ready

What would a "monster under the bed" be for a child in this world? A slime that wondered in and decided to stay?

Many monsters have to deal with severe mental issues and trauma
Please consider becoming a mental support anon today!

>>48177407
>Sign up to help monsters with mental issues
>Told they have SLD
>Causes extreme mood swings
>Loneliness
>It’s extremely life threatening
>Ask what the letters mean
>Serious Lack of Dick

Koturday.

>>48177434
That kot needs kolonized!

>Sweaty, buff troll after her workout

>>48177434
She asking for hand holding in public and total affection rape

the fun part of seduction is that lilims dont need the magic

>They have the greatest power of all succubi, but even if they don’t use their power for charm spells, almost all men would become their prisoner after only catching a glimpse of their visage. Even without using words of temptation, men are aroused at the sight of them and consumed by total lust. If they tempt a man, even without magic, there is no element of force even necessary. The men themselves will step forward and offer their bodies, desiring to be ravished by them. It is said that even if a man charmed by them had been a monster-hating devout follower of the Chief God only moments earlier, from then on he would be eagerly looking forward to the devilish pleasure that they can offer.

lore accurate lilims would win before gunman clive even thinks about going for his revolver

>>48177640
The strat here is to make it so you aren’t in the drivers seat, setup some puppetry magics to preprogram your bodies movements so you can engage in fighting the lilim even when her natural charms have you fully under her sway.

>>48177699
Or wear a wielding mask.

>>48177640
Wouldn’t work on me because I found my waifu earlier meaning all lust attacks from other monsters deals 0 damage

>>48177828
>Pegging monster
Alp.

>>48177843
>Looks at tentacles
>Instantly thinks about them going up his ass
Anon…

>>48177640
THEN WHY ARE THEY ALL CENTURY+ OLD VIRGINS?

>>48176922
Nah.

>>48177640
>They have the greatest power of all succubi, but even if they don’t use their power for charm spells, almost all men would become their prisoner after only catching a glimpse of their visage. Even without using words of temptation, men are aroused at the sight of them and consumed by total lust. If they tempt a man, even without magic, there is no element of force even necessary. The men themselves will step forward and offer their bodies, desiring to be ravished by them. It is said that even if a man charmed by them had been a monster-hating devout follower of the Chief God only moments earlier, from then on he would be eagerly looking forward to the devilish pleasure that they can offer.
this was written by a sobbiling lilim trapped in her mansion after seeing happy man walking with his lowly slime wife in the outside

>>48177640
at this point some goofy romance of a dude wanting to romance a lilim would be refreshing as opposed to half the stories out there

>>48177828
>>48177843
>>48177881
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. There will be a noticeable portion of this thread alping on the day of the rape.

>>48178184
Do we even have romantic lilim stories?

I wanna put my hand in a shirohebi's mouth

Salamanders are for ______
https://x.com/NIUR01589432/status/1855197933949628850

>>48178407
pulling out

>>48178378
then she will start dragging your entire arm inside

>>48178281
Kinda
There's "daily life with a lilim" but the MC is a asshole and there's a weird fixation on airsoft
there's another story the name I forget, which is basically the above only replace the OC lilim with druella, but it feels less about romancing druella and more about lecturing how canon druella is bad
Most lilims after that at are either side characters or victims

As far as dudes from this thread are concerned, there's abba's "long distance seduction" and losenis's "All's fair in love and war"
Ironbeast has the story following his OC lilim but beast being the shonen loving black man that he is, its less on the romance and more on the fighting

>>48178439
Good. I'll let her claim me.

>>48178281
I think most Lilim stories are stuff like:
>Donut Steel Lim + Anon
>Green Text 1 Million about Druella Being Lonely
But I think it's because Lilims as written up are basically the MGE Superman--no real weaknesses and canonically everyone automatically simps for them hard. Where's the STORY there? She'll eventually meet her destined lover, but how's he gonna know that? And from her POV, it's just a matter of not having to tell this one "No."

And if you dealt with a canon lilim from the Anon's POV, her everyday experiences would be completely alien to you--single men everywhere would be throwing themselves at her, falling in love at first sight, etc. She'd read like the worst Stacy in the world.

It's just tough to work with. And that's why more than 50% of Lilims paint themselves as demons or succubi, then use Lim-iter magic (see the pun?) to live amongst us in secret.

Although there really are a few stinky neet lims, all men still want them immediately, so they're actually hiding from them and keep around "buffer" mamono to symbiotically steal those attempted suitors as they approach.

>>48178506
Yeah, it's the ultimate cuck monster.

>>48178545
we need more cuckqueen mamonos

>>48178506
I mean, why would you write anon failing to get the girl?

>>48178607
No, you're the cuck in this story. Everyone wants to fuck "wife" and must deal with it.

>>48178639
well MY lilim wife wants me to fuck as many monsters in front of her for her story inspirations

>>48178668
And she will fuck as many men in front of you as possible to put you back in your place

>>48178616
people are obessed with being negative
there is no grand prize, no lottery winners, no body gets lucky enough to romance the lilims or balrogs or ice queens. the big queen monsters are not for you, they're for chad thundercock, you get the vanilla succubus, that's all you're good for

And say you do win, than this thread is still focused on you losing so the slightest possible implication of cheating is expanded to all hell and congrats, you are now a cuck

remember where you are, here the name of the game is "your dream girl is shit, and here's why"

>>48178616
Never said I would--but a single lilim is basically impossible for any man to resist so you'd feel that she's a totally unattainable Stacy just by looking at how she interacts with other men. That's at best intimidating, even if in the story that Lilim is just like, "Oh, woe is me! If only that weirdo who stares at me from a distance would ask me out instead of all these boring Chads!"

>>48178746
>ice queens
Urge to get tongue frozen to ice queen bajingo intensifies

>>48178763
Sounds like hell, she's not worth it.

femdom is good for you

>>48178763
You could just write it as anon actually going for it.

>>48178848
Even better, make the chads actual bros and help him gather the courage to try
Dudes would help their friends find women man

>>48178843
Wrong. It's harmful physically and mentally.

>>48178848
>>48178917
Lol, lmao even.

>>48178932
maledom is wrong

>>48178848
>>48178917
you ask for a comradery that doesn't exist

>>48178843
True, maledom is for incel with mother issues.

>>48178848
Eh, I'm not a good writer and I'm not even a lilim guy. I'm more into bugs and cats.
Or, and hear me out:
catbugs

>femdom and lolicon
fetishes for elites and intelectuals
>maledom and hags
fetishes for grugs who need to project how "chad" they are in their fantasy scenarios

>>48178407
You made me masturbate to salamanders. I hope you're happy.

>>48179253
if you lose to salamander you gonna end up femdom'd though

>>48179417
I am apolitical to the femdom/maledom debate. I enjoy both.
I just want a monster girl who loves me.

>>48178434
>Defeat salamander
>She surrenders and offers her body to you
>Fuck her
>Pull out and cum all over her
>She still acts like she's into it
>Keep pulling out every time you fuck her
>She's not strong enough to keep you from doing it
>She's getting increasingly frustrated with you
>And it only makes you harder as she desperately tries to keep you inside of her

>>48179537
Cows love you.

Excuse me I belong in a hags sweater

>>48179253
I am, you should challenge a salamander by masturbating to her and demanding her to fight you

>>48179722
>Hag hands you a sweater
>Not the one she's currently wearing. Just an extra one.
"Not like that."
>Hag nods in understanding.
>Then she aggressively forces you to wear the sweater she gave you
>It is comparatively enormous on your frame because you are not a meaty, busty hag.
>She looks too proud for you to complain.

I will get a balrog or ice queen and maledom her

>>48179717
cowdom

>>48179717
I love cows too. I guess it's fitting since I am a Taurus.

>>48180065
I'm more of a Prius. Or maybe a Camry.

>>48178843
And maledom is good for her.

>One more turn on this stupid discussion
Instead, can we speak about what kind of job you would like to do in MGE?

>accidentally send using the wrong button when emailing hebi resources
>shitty manticorp office outlook has a 'send email' and 'send with love' button that you swear switch places just to mess with people
>the email you sent about replacing the water cooler now is covered with love hearts, words changed, and about 5 x kisses on the ehnd.
>now have to wfh every day because the scary OL white snek will get you

Maledom is the best and bratty monsters need to be put in their place

>>48179537
A man of culture

>>48177434

>>48180065
I hope monsters don't care about star signs. I don't want to ve teased forever over being a virgo

>>48180428
Farmer, aka professional cow milker/reproducer.

>>48169847
Hellhounds are evolving for winter

hebihounds
hellhebis

>eats all your cabbages from your garden
>gives you hug in exchange
do you accept the sluge?

>inserts herself into everything
>gives you the tsun burns in exchange
hebi yesterday. hebi now. hebi tomorrow.

>>48179068
>Corrupting human women into monsters
The true patrician fetish

>>48180739
Snekass

>>48180826
it's for heat regulation. and facesnekking

>>48180670
My cabbages! Well, at least somebody ate them. I sure as hell wasn't going to.

>>48180873
eat your greens or else.

>>48180804
give me some corruption senarios
just something sexy to think about

>>48180982
order girl reads druella's diary and morphs into a cupid to stop others from treading that dorky path by saving them with love.

>Lilim overhears schoolyard kids having a powerscaling argument between her and a fictional order hero

>>48180982
Tanuki cursed item shop
the items she sells make women transform into monsters
she always has "just the right item" to fit the girl.

>>48180982
Human female knight keeps fighting monster girls and slowly turns into a lizard girl without even realizing it and then looses to her squire during a sparing match and instantly goes mere female lizard.

>>48180982
>Anon adopts a stray kitten
>Feeds her, cares for her, loves her to bits
>She Siths

>>48180982
Order peasant girl finds a genie. Wishes to be cute housewife. Granted but no husband as can't wish for love. Wishes for her to a chance to meet a guy she might hit it off with. Worried she'll fumble her shot so she wishes to be beautiful. Keeps most of her looks but lower half turns into a genie and lamp.

>>48181110
Does she get prep time? To shower. Put on some lipstick. Do her hair up nicely.

im your wife now nerd

>>48180982
The terrifying, ocd, overly amorous were-kiki

>>48181206
That's a horror movie

>>48180804
No, everyone sane want a pure blood, not some whore disguised as a mamono. Redemption is a joke.

>>48181394
if the kiki is taller than you then you are the maid.

>>48181423
Sounds like somebody here is ready to Sith and Dilate

>>48180540
Enjoy your alice!

>>48180982
Hug-starved Yeti in a remote cabin succumbs to cabin fever

i tell the hellhound that if she rapes me now she can't rape me later. boom. no rape.

I tell the hellhound "WOWGASDGSFhvla;ksfvklasflhksafjklsfa"
She is confuse.
Turn 360 times and poop my pants

I tell the hellhound to shake
She gives me her paw
I walk away
30 seconds later she realizes what happened
My pelvi

>>48181326
yes

>>48181995
500 pups for this hellwan

>>48181995
Rape correction for both of them

>>48182142
rape correction only for hound. chesh gets nothing. she looses.

>>48182154
No, I want to fuggg the chesh too

but would chesh and hellhound actually get along? i need a team i can rely on for this assignment.

>>48180982
Gyaru high schooler who drinks Holstaur milk everyday because she heard it increases breast size, either ends up turning into a huge tited Pyrow or a Gyaru Holstaur.

>>48181489
I didn't say shit about redemption. I'm talking about the release of inhibitions and the corruption of pure maidens into mamono who drench their loins in love juices thinking about how they're going to jump their man.

>>48180982
A man's wife gets turned into a Werecat and he gets TOM'd after a mischievous magician from the Cat Kingdom gives him [ CAT SCRATCH FEVER ].

What colour is a hellhound's butthole? Red? Orange? Black?

>>48182517
Their skin is dark gray. The butthole is black, just like their lips.

>>48181489
>Redemption is a joke.
The only joke here is you.

>>48182683
Fascinating. I love boobhounds, but asshounds are what my heart desires.

>>48182733
Yes, yes. We know. You eat da poo poo.

This maid looks a little different

>>48182784
Nonsense. That's just your typical, dutiful kikimora. You just need to get your eyes checked.

>>48182756
i would not eat hound butt if that were the case.

>>48182784
I love how this guy always gives his monsters chubby, pinchable cheeks

>>48182784
chubby

>>48182784
She's accredited by the academy, that's more than shogs can say.

Which monster is the least trusting? She doesn't trust ANYONE (except her husband).

>>48182804
I thought Kikis were flightless birds, what big wings Miss Kiki has…

That's it, I'm tiered of being made fun of for loosing to a lizard girl. Next time the lizard girl challenges me I'm just gonna go fetal and start crying, I'm gonna make this just as painful for the two of us.

>>48183105
fox

>>48180467
>human not even 3 digit years old thinks he is any position to call somebody a "brat".
It is cute when men try to act like "adults".

>>48183105
Pretty sure the correct answer is Miss Hebi.
BUT
That's because all other women are WHORES and all other men are mere MOMENTS from alping into MORE WHORES.

>>48182784
Looks like an average maid to me. Can you tell me what is off about her?

So you wanna be a hero kid well, whoop-de-doo!
I've been around the block before with block heads just like you!

>>48183297
>All I said was if you needed help getting up? Mam' how drunk are you?

>>48183315
>Drunk satyros takes hapless anon who was only there to ask for directions under her wing to train him as a hero

>>48183363
>"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge an arrow!"
>Anon is now scared.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlR9h3VfZf4

>>48183390

>>48183297
When she said go the distance I didn't think she meant drinking 30 body shots of Ogre Whiskey

>>48183390
>an anubis mask? an upside down anubis mask?

>>48182784
cuddlecore

>>48180428
Streamer so I never have to interact with monsters and can marry a nice human woman after I make enough money off their simp bucks.

>>48182733
In Argentina she's a fucking Kitsune.

Hellhounds tongue my anus
WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT

>>48180428
maid inspector

>>48183811
That maid fails inspection due to wearing panties.

>>48183811
>Get monster girl maid
>She only wants to clean my dick
There are dirty dishes and dusty floors! What a terrible maid

>>48183818
Special request from mastah, he likes to take them off with his teeth.

>>48183297
Hero? No, I want to fondle those wine goat tittes.

I'm more into fox tummies but a cat is fine too.

>>48184190
Perfect girl for you incoming.

>>48175999
Based upgrader.

>>48183297
No, I want to do a hero

>>48184254
You need Miss Troll, then--she's great at making sandwiches!
Alternative joke: You need the !Egyptian Sabbath, then--they're great at making sand witches!

>>48184293
I'm good at making sandworms!

>>48183474
>Showing off to every men
Whore.

>>48184325
ORLY?