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>> No.4813750

Ｉｔ　ｃａｎｔ　ｂｅ　ｈｅｌｐｅｄ，　Ｉ　ｍｕｓｔ　ｎｏｗ　ｂｅ　ｗ
ｈｏｒｅ

>> No.4813840

I am now in the ultimate position to get close to other little girls!

>> No.4813852

masturbate, but careful not to ruing my purity

>> No.4813850

Go back to sleep.

>> No.4813869

I would totally fuck myself.

>> No.4813872

Masturbate etc

>> No.4814555

Cry tears of ultimate joy, as my dream of being female would be fulfilled.

>> No.4814565
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Cry because the 10,000 YEN worth of onaholes and lotion I just bought are now useless

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>>4813852
This.

>> No.4814571
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Time to start playing naked in a graveyard.

>> No.4814593

make a thread on /jp/

>> No.4814600

This would be awesome. Then I could wear frilly girly things.

>> No.4814608

Go on a trolling spree by sleeping with men and calling the police.

>> No.4814610

Stop seeing my gender psych.

>> No.4814612
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Drink myself to death.

>> No.4814710
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over nine thousand loli porns shall be made

>> No.4814722

>>4813738
Excellent...I am one step closer to becoming a Magical Little Girl.

>> No.4814728

>>4814571
What the hell is this?

>> No.4814732

Become a convicted sex offender for raping myself on camera.

>> No.4814740

Post a thread about it on /jp/ seeing what they would do.

>> No.4814758

This is would be terrible. Nobody would know I was me, my former self would be derided as a kidnapping pedophile, and I'd be placed into foster care.

So there I am, stuck in a house full of people I don't know or like, picked on at school because I'm smarter and wierder then everyone else, with no way to turn myself back. Horrible.

>> No.4814765

>>4813738

I would take pictures of myself naked and post them on /jp/, then be arrested and placed on the sex offender registry because I'm an American.

>> No.4814773

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

Now I need to figure out how to grow male genitalia.

>> No.4814839

Start my own harem of other little girls

>> No.4814847

whore myself out to /jp/

>> No.4814852

I would become a militant feminist because the glass ceiling will ruin my life.

>> No.4814860

I proceed to live the ultimate NEET lifestyle, whoring myself out to /jp/ by letting them bankrupt themselves to pay for my trips to them and lounging around using their machines when they aren't fucking me.

World tour.

>> No.4814891

become homeless and try to live long enough to start working and regain my former lifestyle. I'll become a lesbian and only be the "guy"

>> No.4814892

I will be pissed off because I will not be a delicious brown girl, and the fact that I lost all my earned physical strenght.

>> No.4814918

I would feel depressed at first, given that I just now finally gotten around to being less pathetic as a male, but seeing as I would be a little brown girl, I would be fine with it. I would be /jp/'s platonic meido and clean your rooms and help you in any non-sexual way possible.

>> No.4814925

Use the knowledge I have now to blow through school.

Dress in frilly clothes.

Hope I'm attractive enough to marry someone with a fair amount of money so I can live a life of uselessness.

Sorta like I do now, except without the pretty clothes or the money.

>> No.4814934

Someone please post Asarori.
I haven't seen it since The Great Divide.

>> No.4814940

>>4814860
did you forget about 3DPG

>> No.4814948

I acted rather quickly and reported this thread, because I saw a similar thread like this on /v/ and figured you just reposted it.
Then I remembered I was on /jp/.
I clicked Submit anyway.

>> No.4814951

>>4814940

A big part of 3dpg is based in the fact that women are bitches and whores. I would be neither.

I'd be just a bro you could fuck. Who on /jp/ wouldn't go for that?

>> No.4814953

fuck yeah, dream come true.

>> No.4814956

>>4814951
Sounds slutty to me. Slut.

>> No.4814957
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4814957

Use this sufficiently weird event to remove my subconscious disbelief in magic. Get far away from everyone, meditate, and activate awesome power.

Or, excluding that, if I get my family to leave me alone for a day, come up with a plan that involves a lot of lying, manipulation, and taking advantage of the specifics of my new mental and physical state to live very comfortably.

>> No.4814965

Immediately masturbate. Acquire strap-on, have sex with slightly older girls.

>> No.4814967

came in thread to post "immediately masturbate", realized where i was, checked the first 5 replies and was not disappointed. posting this anyways.

>> No.4814972

>>4814956

Yes, but only for my /jp/bros.

>> No.4814991

>>4814951
Who on /jp/ would go for casual sex with no love involved?
I thought we were better than that.

>> No.4814999

>>4814991

Are you implying that you don't love all your fellow /jp/ users?

I love all of /jp/.

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>>4814999
I don't think it has to be implied.
Pic related, it's you being a good girl.

>> No.4815012

Surely is bitches and whores around here.

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>> No.4815021

>>4815015
BEST END, discuss.

>> No.4815022

>>4815004

I can't help loving all of /jp/
They're the only one's I've got.

>> No.4815034

>>4815022

Well I don't love you Anonymous. I despise you, you and everyone else here, as the worthless vermin you all really are except Tatari, what a guy.

>> No.4815043

>>4815004
Sanae is a good girl, along with OP.

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>>4815034
sup tatarin

>> No.4815048

>>4815021
Magic hangs herself, so NOPE.

>> No.4815052

I'd be meido/imouto for residents of /jp/ in exchange for food and shelter

>> No.4815058

>>4814934
You made me curious what that was, so I ended up googling and finding this link in a large collection on hongfire: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=B9WDOT8S It appears to be the game you're looking for.

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/image/R6Xll6LyNx6FKtUXqBUslA==

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