/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Man's best grilfriend knows the good ol' trick with peanut butter

>>48095473
I can imagine that working out if you go gentle maledom.

>>48097308
This artist would be so fucking good if it wasn't for that retarded emoji guy

>>48097276
Winter draws closer, and the undead need more warming.

you know I am not normally into dhampirs but...

This thread is much better, thanks OP

>>48097315
I don't know why I find the lipstick on the girls he draws this cute.

>>48097323
a bit too batty for a dhamp surely?

>>48097340
Mom raised her properly.

>>48097350
Imagine a Dhampir that actually likes her mom.

>>48097340
I wonder if there are Dhampirs that are proud (half) vampires.

>>48097350
>Mother properly loves and dotes in daddy
>Rebellious dhampir urges squashed
>Daughter is basically just a vampire with little desire for blood and more flourish to her monologues
Oh no?

>>48097350
>there's a poor boy completely drained in the back

>>48097374
>Poor
Now, now. She arranged the pillows under him just so and left a bottle of orange juice chilling for him to hydrate with when he wakes up like mother taught her. He'll be more than fine.

>>48097391
You get chocolate for donating blood, can't forget about that too.

>>48097403
>You get chocolate for donating blood
Not where I am, but
>Degenerate, loving vampire hears that Anon like chocolate after losing blood
>makes a variety of chocolate confections to hand feed him when he's conscious again
Being a loved bloodbag doesn't sound so bad.

>>48097350
The rebellious streak is what I like about them. There's nothing like getting talked into a hopeless struggle against authority by a pretty girl

>>48097276

>>48097453
>>You get chocolate for donating blood
>Not where I am
I don't really know where else other than Poland it's done, so it might be just a local thing.

I want to perform Romeo and Juliet together with a Phantom. Both the normal version and the mamono approved one.

>>48097492
you get biscuits in my part of the world, apparently they're pretty good

>>48097170
I prefer it when a shog slowly takes over my house and my life. Having the whole mansion be a shog is a bit disappointing.

>>48097487
MISS HAKU?

>>48097492
>>48097508
Lucky, they only give you a carton of juice where I'm from.

>>48097514
depends on the scenario set up, a building horror or the terror of being trapped?

>>48097487
Teacher is full of.. knowledge

>dork cow gets bullied to tears
>punch bullies in the mouth and chase them off
>pat dork cows head
>she looks at you with big teary eyes, a wavy mouth and starts spurting milk everywhere

Uh...

>>48097596
Thirsty for knowledge

>>48097362

>>48097276
I know MGE doesn't attempt to maintain childhood innocence, but...how would you describe your first date (and rape) to your pre-adolescent children? Or the waifu's description of the same?
>tfw your kids think your first date was when momfu followed you into a bathroom to have a polite conversation on de-rusting trombones
>"They used to allow trombones at the Sizzler, it was before your time."
Considering "How I Met Your Mother" type shenanigans, basically.

>Try out the MGC wife delivery app
>Want a Haku, so i type in "Learncow"
>Mispell it to "Leancow"
>Get a Mino delivered to me.
Help, now we are two idiots in a household and she doesn't know how to do taxes either.

>>48097690
I think that's disgusting so I just apply normal setting rules to this kind of stuff.

>>48097391
no, anything but the dhampire after care...

>>48097640
>stay after class and grope Haku-sensei
>"N-no Anon-kun, we can't.."
>she says, while acting submissive and feminine instead of like a teacher with authority

>>48097724
>M:"So how did you and mom meet?"
>H:"She stalked me, climbed into my bed when I was sleeping, tied me down, and sucked me off."
>Daughteru's eyes widen in the most kawaii way possible.
>M:"H-h-hey, that's what I did to you too!"
>H:"Great minds think alike, kiddo. Now do you want to go see that movie with your friends, or are you going to keep sitting on my cock all day?"
Based normal setting rules for the win!!! Hope the next time I go watch the DL give birth she delivers the daughteru directly onto her husbando's dick on the first attempt!

>>48097728
Your fears are understandable. Being so thoroughly cared for can be... Draining.

>>48097836
Just because you post incestuous loli daughterfucking doesn't make it accepted here.

>>48097849
Damn, someone needs to send KC long schizophrenic messages to correct this! If only there was a group of crazies who could do it. IF ONLY.

>>48097867
It doesnt work, ask the irish furcuck if KC ever read his fanmail

>>48097836
Post more daughterwife shenanigans

Humans lose and have their will broken easily by a blue or purple skinned Demon lady merely kissing them.

>>48097849
Reddit is that way, friend.

>>48097913
I wouldn't lose!

What a bizzarre interaction huh

>>48097899
Obviously he's too busy working on the game, you fag!
>>48097901
Maybe later, it's not really my thing. My point was that 'basic' MGE considers daughteru fucking acceptable and natural.

>>48097913
Yup, I'd lose. Dear demon lord: please send me a pretty blue lady to lose to.

>>48097913
Blueberries lose and have their will broken easily by a human man merely kissing them

>>48097931
Basic MGE considers furries and alps natural too but we don't like them that much either.

>>48097350
oh great more smug undead

>>48097921
>Thus Anon went on to win against the demon

>When your neighborhood black harpy deadass tryna rizz ya up cause she finna rape your ass in front of her gooner sisters

>>48097913
Kissing is overpowered and needs nerfing with the next patch. Such a powerful exploit should have never been allowed in monster vs human pvp
Demons applying magic hypnosis debuffs and enchantment spells with the smooches is blatant dev negligence
I swear I'm not mad about it

>>48097931
>Obviously he's too busy working on the game,
He has been extremely late this month, maybe.

>>48098021
You know that it works against them too?

>>48097986
The bazillion questions about alps implies you're wrong. This thread used to be obsessed with them, there was some kind of 'phase' system and everything. Monstergirlfags are furries in denial btw, bet you knew that didn't you?
>>48098023
All the delays will be worth the half hour of dialogue when the game comes out next decade, you'll see!

>>48098000
>Gooner harpies
That just raises further questions!

>>48098041
Ironic shitpostong is still shitposting, retard. But you already knew that, right?

>>48097913
I signed the marriage contract, that counts as a win in my book.

Hug mantises. Kiss mantises. Tell mantises how much you love them.

>>48098195
I have been known to make headpatting Mantises a thing that happens

>>48098195
I will become a master at reading kuudere body language.

With all the focus on demon kisses nobody will notice that I lost to a mere hug from a succubus.

>>48097995
Fat monsters are the best

>>48098195
Total mantis submission

>>48098230
>anon immediately breaks down crying after the first hug
>Succubus just keeps the hug going, having no idea why anon turned into a crying mess or what to do next

>>48098249
>what to do next
She's already doing it. You'd think situations this common would be covered in the demon lord's rape handbook though. Every monster needs to be prepared to handle a broken man, and I don't mean just his pelvis.

I bet shog dating strategy is to put you through an absolute nightmare horror scenario only to break who with sudden tone whiplash

Hagville's governor has declared that all male migrants that decide to take residence in Hagville are granted an exemption of half of his taxes, and all male resident that decide to marry a Hagville resident will be granted complete tax exemption. This only applies to males and females still have to keep paying milk and monetary taxes.

>>48098294
imagine it
>get stranded in the middle of nowhere
>seek shelter in a nearby mansion
>surprise! it's a House of Hell (by Shogmantha Shogson)!
>have to battle your way through traps, slime monsters and sights of true madness
>battered, bruised, bleeding, exhausted you finally make your way into the mansion's basement depths
>you slowly limp your way to a purple pulsating heart
>the source of this madness
>as you approach the heart suddenly unfurls like a grotesque flower
>and within is a warm, smiling figure
>arms outstretched offering a safe embrace
you won't fall for it right anon? you have the strength to do what needs to be done right?

>>48098294
>hide under the shog blanket
>her face appears on the other side

>>48098372
>you won't fall for it right anon? you have the strength to do what needs to be done right?
not a chance, the fact I made it that far is a miracle in itself, I'd almost certainly break and get a one way shogticket to a shogbed

>>48098411
>enter mysterious mansion
>every room has a conspicuous bed in the middle of it
feeling tired yet, anon?

>>48098294
>>48098372
romance always hits harder when your pushed to your absolute limit

>>48098372
>>48098411
imagine collapsing in her arms as all the horror you've witnessed and all the exhaustion you've endured finally overtakes you, how soft and inviting she must feel, how much of a good sleep you must get

Need me a bapho to hold my 2 inch hot dog

>>48098560
By do you buy such small hotdogs?

>>48098594
Little Smokies are GOATed.

Need a hot dog to help me eat all these hot dogs. I do not know how I ended up with like 30 of these things why were they so cheap

>>48098601
Steal my soul away, fox.

>>48098294
I fantasize about scenarios like that a lot, where a shog traps me in some non euclidean dimension and uses her natural knowledge of that geometry to hunt me down and guide me into a reconstruction of my own home where she's already there making dinner like she's already my wife, forcing me to either run in fear when i'm already exhausted or follow her little game where she slowly shows more and more of her alien anatomy while acting as if we knew eachother for years.

>>48098612
The monstergirls are fattening you this time.

>>48098672
>the dreaded feeder succ

>>48098612
Are hellhounds just camped out at Costco waiting for men to buy the cheap hot dogs?

>>48098056
Does talking about daily life with akaname-chan count as ironic shitposting?

>>48098693
Most people don't realize that buying a hotdog at costc-olomeh is actually a bulk purchase to accommodate their beastman demographic, leading to hounds looking for an easy man/meal to offer to help hapless men with their hauls.

>>48098372
Not quite.
>as you approach the heart suddenly unfurls like a grotesque flower
>and within is a warm, smiling figure made entirely of blades
>"Yes! Behold, the perfect woman!"

Gunhorse centaur.

>>48097899
Of course he did.

>>48098666
this guy gets it

>>48098742
ah yes, the mantis mansion

>>48098833
>mansion full of kuu boogs
imagine

Engaging in battle with your eternal rival the lizardman in Pandemonium or Hel's! Dying and respawning in gorey battle unending as you murder each other an infinitude of times! Making awkward small talk as you repair your weapons! Accidentally kissing the throat that you've ripped open with your teeth a dozen times!

>Stand back, marines! Let the hellhound show how it is done.

>>48098321
How does a city without tax revenue can exist?

>>48098753
I'm saddened this isn't a thing already.

>>48098970
No car infrastructure and no car-dependant suburbia sprawl to eat the city budget certainly helps. Plus, the majority of residents are women who still have to pay taxes so the city isn't running out of money any time soon.

>>48098970
Hagville's government has full ownership of the dairy industry, and all hags work in that sector since there's an oversupply of milk for each individual. The hags earn quite a substantial amount of money by having their daily milking at their nearest milking facility and the city hall sells milk and all kid of dairy products manufactured locally to the rest of the world having high industrial revenue and reducing the tax burden on its citizens.

>>48098321
>tfw no ??????-youkai hag gf

>>48097899
For what it’s worth it got posted on here once and KC’s reaction was something like “I don’t know why you keep emailing me for art advice. We aren’t friends.”

>>48098321
I want to suck on those hag saggers every single day

>>48099033
>there are countries that thrive by pumping out oil of the land
>and there are countries that thrive by pumping out milk of their citizens

>>48098808
Imagine finally giving in and accepting her dinner, eating, and then slowly getting drowsy, only for her to reveal the food was made from undescribable horrors. As you realize she's trapped you with purple tentacles, she slowly comes closer, saying that she's going to eat you (up), and just before her lips touch you, you lose consciousness.
You wake up later not knowing how much time has passed, empty stomach but well rested and no recollection of what happened after you went unconcious. You start looking for an exit in the confusing architecture, only to find her again. This time you feel not only fear, but also a very subtle attraction to her, and the thought that she might have brainwashed you enters your mind.

I can't sleep because of this stupid fox.

>>48099132
>Condoms
The naive one is her.

No, I won't do it. I won't drink the cow hag milk. That's for the children, I'm a grown adult. I'm not supposed to drink it. I WILL NOT DO IT. I CAN'T BE FORCED TO.

>>48099132
Never relax around foxes.

>>48097308
It's a Chesh-trick, that's an Entrance, if Anon wants to use the Exit, he needs to go around the back.

>>48097315
It's a mobface like how greentexts use Anon as a name, at least it's better than the "P"-head for Mr.Producer in idol H.

>>48097690
Even without daughterfucking, Daughterfus are going to be seeing Papa-Anon fucking Mama-mamono all around the house, all the neighbor couples fucking everywhere, their fellow Loli-mamonos raping their shota CHFs at kindergarden, etc.
A daughterfu will have seen every variety of fucking by her 3rd birthday as it is all around them.

>be Anon's vampire waifu
>Dhampir daughter starts giving attitude
>forgets Mama and Anon-Papa live in a trope Transylvanian castle
>lock her in a medieval chastity-belt until she's old enough to behave
>Ms Haku calls Mom in for a Parent-Teacher meeting
>Haku is worried she is the only girl in her MGCHS class who isn't schlicking 24/7

>>48099342
This is like the least interesting fetish that could possibly be brought up.

>>48097487
>be Anon
>truck-kun isekais to a 4yo in MGE realm
>Ms Haku's Loli kindergarden
>20 assorted lolis all want be Anon-shota's CHF
>Ms.Haku is very strict that Anon has to play with all the class equally, no one Special-CHF
>so only fun-play: licking, kissing, jacking, fingering, frotting
>after every playday Ms.Haku checks that Anon hasn't broken the rules and put his pee-pee inside any loli's veejay
>by tasting Anon's pee-pee and the quality of his mana of course
>and if he's been a good boy he gets fresh milk

>>48099385
>frotting
I don't think you know what that means.
I'd advice never trying to write anything like that green ever again, it's horrible.

>>48099397
Alps in the class, or maybe bicorns.

>>48099364
Otoh growing up in full schlick-denial while the whole world around her is fucking everywhere is going to drive her crazy until Mama-V throws the key at some random Anon and says: 'Run!'

>>48099397
It's one of the usual /trash/ shitters, you can recognize him from the posting style and how he repeatedly tries to force some garbage.

>>48099397
Dictionary
Definitions from Oxford Languages ·
noun
noun: frottage
1. Art
the technique or process of taking a rubbing from an uneven surface to form the basis of a work of art.
a work of art produced by taking a rubbing from an uneven surface.
plural noun: frottages
2.
the practice of touching or rubbing against the clothed body of another person in a crowd as a means of obtaining sexual gratification.

It's not just for Alps.

>>48099408
>when you go to the animal rehoming center and get drowned in desperate cu sith rubbing themselves all over your body while cait siths pretend they are perfectly happy not getting adopted and hide in the back and try to entice you over with side glances.

>>48099342
This is why Order states a best. The monsters pervert everything when given their way. Only by binding them with ancient children's card games can they be made to act with morals dignity and in a manner beneficial to humans. Look how trustworthy it makes monsters! Pic.

Also, >>48099385 is a logistical nightmare at scale.

> >48099408
> >48099421
Nope, there's your shitter and you summoned him.

>>48099403
>That one Loli-Unicorn who stays in the corner of the yard and doesn't join in all the Anon-play
>Ms.Haku is quietly worried about her lack of normal sexual development
>at the parents meetings, her Uni-mom just says she's keeping herself pure for her Fated Anon
>Ms.Haku shows them her book of art drawings she confiscated
>they're all orgy-scenes with Anon, the rest of the class, and a black 2-horned figure

I only want monsters with the fattest hag saggers

>>48099456
Too bad, you're getting a massive boobed, leaky holst and she's 19 years old.

>>48099453
The unicorn to bicorn transformation is retarded. There's no way any man could be satisfied with relying solely on a big sloppy horsepussi for sexual gratification. The game is rigged against unicorns, who probably barely exist in MGE.

>>48099469
You monster! I bet she's youthfully perky despite her size, too!

>>48099483
Working as intended, unicorns are supposed to be ultra rare.

>>48099483
Even by the simplest MGE statistics, half the Unicorn page is about Bicorns, plus they get their own full entry, so that makes it a 1:3 ratio.
Or maybe being a Uni-Anon is just a gateway to becoming a Harem-Anon - they use the 'purity' as a trap for unwary Anons only to turn them to the Dark-side.
>MGE sitcom where a horny Unicorn keeps trying to 'accidentally' trap their Purity Anon in situations where he will cheat on her

>>48099469
I dont want her, not old and desperate enough

>>48099514
You try going 19 years without sex and see how desperate YOU are.

>>48099483
>There's no way any man could be satisfied with relying solely on a big sloppy horsepussi for sexual gratification
Well...

>>48099364
Ubiquitous depravity and kindergarten orgies are heckin based and interesting! Getting married to 20 people before you turn three is the correct and natural order of things!

>>48099514
She is desperate though, that's why you're getting her.
She wasn't milked once in her life.

>>48099431
But now that the door is open say something nice about cu sith, who only has that one anon who says he likes her sometimes.

>>48099528
I'd be desperate too if I had tits like that and no hands.
#armlessgirlsneedlovetoocraig

more like cu shit

>>48099523
Anon I...wdytwa?

>>48099523
Weak, I've been going 27 years without sex
Weakness disgusts me

A good brother is always willing to sleep with his monster sister when she asks for it.

>>48099426
>This is why Order states a best
Anon gets truck isekai'd into a 4yo body at a kindergarten of loli 3Ds...
How is this suposed to be better?

>>48099494
>The doctor species should be rare
Big Pharma pls go.
>>48099504
Thin premise, since he would immediately slam his dick into the nearest vagina narrower than his arm. And that's not the worst thing, imagine how many gallons of mana would be needed to impregnate her! You'd have to empty your balls into her gooey sloppy insides daily, occasionally having to dive into her tighter anus to maintain your erection or trigger ejaculation.

>>48099565
>having a monsister who ASKS for seghs
You have to be 18+ to post here.

>>48099593
>The sheer annoyance of having to incubize into an Anon with a huge horsecock that blows a gallon per shot just to satisfy your Unicorn Waifu.
>then the hassles of trying to find pants to comfortably contain and support your massive horsecock and heavy balls
>And then wondering why all the other single mamonos want Anon to cheat on her with them.
>> MGE-world problems

>>48099606
She just doesn't feel comfortable sleeping alone. We don't do anything perverted. Although she sometimes "accidentally" touches my crotch.

>>48099593
>The doctor species should be rare
Unicorns being FML when the Portals open and D+1 their Clinics are now overwhelmed with massive queues of Big Mamonos carefully carrying their Anons with broken pelvises.

>>48099587
>Wants to redo school from kindergarten including puberty etc
>Hates T&A
>Wants to have a babydick
>Absolute lolicon
>Implied truck fetish
Not everyone wants to live in a 24/7 gonzo porno, but ydy, buddy!

>>48099132
it's cool to trust foxes

>>48099677
It's cooler to trust Alps

>>48099702
Alps could be great friends at best since you can find one or some with similar tastes as you, but cumming inside your bro isn't very cool, in fact it's kind of gay

>>48099624
For all they claim that men is their favored demographic, the testicular support devices on the monster market leave much to be desired. A saleswoman tried to suggest a wheelbarrow, for Overgod's sake. Granted it's better than her earlier offer to follow me around and hold them, but my I already have a waif for that! To be fair, all of that's better than the Order response of trying to sell me "a massive literal weapon to go with those huge balls".

>>48099702
>It's cooler to thrust alps
I am the one who knocks!

>>48099721
Just say no homo before you marry him and everything is fine.

>>48099721
>but cumming inside your bro isn't very cool, in fact it's kind of gay
Says the one that already had 4 daughters with his Alp bro

>>48099631
Perfectly reasonable. You might want to check and see if clothing is disturbing her ability to sleep. It happens more often than you think, it's a serious condition for monsters. My monsister is so sensitive that she can't sleep if I'M wearing clothes. It's a silent epidemic.

>>48099702
I imagine having sex with an alp involves that american psycho scene where he like, flexes to himself in the mirror, but it's both parties and they high five/cum right after

>choosing to post about the only MGE girl out of like 200 that specifically used to be a man
Those posters are fags and have no excuses.

>>48099806
You know who was never a man? Papi.

>>48099731
Yeah, most of the Tanukis at the clothing market just said to buy a kilt and let it swing free but now my kneecaps are getting bruised by the knob.
>Mamono world problems

>>48099806
I'm not gay or anything, but I'd suck alp tail. Just sayin'. I love spades so much, bros.

>>48099836
>I love spades so much, bros.
We know, Miss Wight. We know.

>>48099778
Yeah, and also pushing her aside in disgust when she tries to cuddle with you after having sex

>>48099721
Duh. This why you remember to pull out and coom ON your bro. Then you say no homo and engage in handholding and deep tongue kisses like red-blooded heterosexuals, as Overgod intended.

>>48099869
>coom
You mean cum?

>>48099854
>I'M MADE OUT OF MAGNETS

>>48099806
??? But any monstergirl can be an alp.

>>48099806
>choosing to post about a MGE girl in the monster girl thread instead of posting gacha slop
>how dare you

>>48099919
No, I said what I meant. If you don't want to sexualize coal dust, then don't. But coal dust is heterosexuality and no-homo personified, everyone knows that.

Foxes get more trustworthy with age
desperate old hags would never trick you

>>48099947

>>48099836
Huge spades are the best

>>48099947
I do like the odd gacha girl. Like the cat.

>>48099833
I know, right? I thought the waifu was just being a monster for always wanting to wash my cock and balls, but they do tend to bump into and drag on a lot of stuff. The Sabbath Scout who always sells us cookies nearly lost an eye when I turned around too fast! She's a real trooper, no pun intended. She said it was "worth it", whatever that means. We make sure to by a couple of extra boxes whenever she comes by.

>>48099966
if only i could think of some activities to do with highly trusted olds
bingo?
bridge?

>>48099975
I agree

>>48099975
Thick tails and huge spades are the best
Big meaty Alp tails

>>48099878

>>48100026
Show them empty egg cartons
They always smile at that
They also close their eyes and mutter something, but they do smile!

You get an alp and she looks 10/10 but she keeps yapping about male gaze, trans rights, mansplaining and how alp lives matter. She will also unsubtly try to get you to alp.
Agree?

>New anti-spam measures have been applied to all boards
That sure is working great

>>48100082
only thing i noticed is you got to wait ~20 minutes before posting on a new session

>>48100097
But I don't wanna get catfished.

Foxpires.

>>48100122
Do they steal your seed as opposed to... stealing your seed...
Huh.

>>48099939
As MGE doesn't have a lot of death by old-age, there's an almost 50% chance that any Ultra-Hags were originally male-mons who involuntarily Alped at the change of DLs.

>>48100151
I'm already into hags, you don't have to sell me on them even more.

>>48100026
>invite OldHag out for a game
>she suggests 'Motor-boating'
>OK, they take a cab down to the Dock
>OH looks at Anon oddly
>kneels down, starts unbelting her yukata, "Strange venue, but sure."

>>48100146
Hfw Anon puts his hand down her throat to give her pussy an internal massage while fucking it from within.

>>48100190
Well, that's enough 4chan for today.
g'night thread

>>48100190
Her digestive tract is so short that Anon can fist her ass and replicate the 'Alien chest-burster' scene with his hand coming out her bigmouth like a Muppet.

>>48099939
False

>>48100220
Forcing Humpty Slime enemas into fags until they transform into Humpys because wizardry has permanently destroyed my moral center! You're welcome btw.

>>48100249
>Miss Jabber's new hobby
Nothing's too degenerate for Wonderland.

>>48100151
Oh no? Anyway the only solution for the alp situation is to assume ALL monsters are alps, and that they must be bullied mercilessly, in ALL orifices. With your dick! They must be mocked for preferring figure skating over ritualized violence, no matter their actual preferences! No matter your preferences either! It's the only way.

>furfaggot shit followed by alp trannies
So what's the point on making everyone wait 20 minutes to post again?

>>48100301
Go to /lgbt/ with your agp fetish.

>>48100303
The point is to spite you, like everything else on 4chan. Try to keep up, newbie.

New chapter out

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49777792/chapters/153453484

>>48100303
Buy the pass, goy.

>>48100320
What a terrible night to post a story.

>>48100365
Now this makes me wonder what sort of curses witches and dark mages would toss out to people that annoy them.

>>48100320
Thanks for keeping writefairy's depression at bay.
>>48100373
Make you forget what you wanted when you open the fridge nine times out of ten.

>>48099702
I want to get alped and climb up the succubus ranks just for the sick duds with eye motifs

Danger: hounds are rapidly approaching your location

Alp hounds

>>48100409
My pork chops bring all the girls to the yard

>>48100381
Shit, thats almost as bad as them teleporting my keys to a random counter or dresser in the house.

>>48100409
Good, the bed has space.

>>48100409
dogs get the spray bottle

>>48100409
Fatter and haggier
And saggier

>>48100409
I'll thaw the hotdogs. Let the games begin.

Malefs are kinda cool
would be fun if people tried to fight her like a raid boss, and she just takes a warrior she gets interested in and leaves

>>48100453
>When the Raid leader said that the tank had to draw her attention, this is not what he meant.

>>48100453
>having to find new tanks mid raid after they get taken by the bosses
what kind of balance is this?

>>48100469
If the boss is gone, isn't the raid kinda over?

>>48100409
i tried one of those dating apps but all it had was a picture of a hebi whose location keeps getting closer to mine

>>48100453
>Dps does a little too much damage, draws the malf's aggro

>>48100409
>young
>fit
>spry
>fast
>cunning
>HORMONES
Teen hounds are apex predators without question

>>48100492
>Healer in the back screaming as a bunch of her little sisters jump him.
>"Many welps, please handle!"

>>48100496
trick or treat

>>48100501
>being dog piled by a bunch of loli malefs
oh no?!

>>48100308
>agp
I had to look that up. You are retarded btw. My fetish is indiscriminately dicking stuff, the objectively correct fetish for MGE.

how would a 2 phase boss even work in MGE?

>>48100522
clothes on
clothing damage/clothes off

>>48100522
Loli goes into full on, Christmas Cake supah modo.

>>48100522
>dragon using her full dragon form for the first phase
>monstergirl for 2nd
easy

>>48100522
Like this
>Deal enough damage
>Short monologue about her superiority to you
>Or a roar depending on the type of monster
>Her attacks become faster
>Deal more damage
>Have larger hitboxes
>New mechanics get added to the fight

>>48100534
wouldn't the monster form be stronger?

>>48100421
> *except Danukis
Breathfag's tfw his Danuki's mouth smells of ham, pork and smoky bacon

>>48100522
Pick a game done by platinum (MGR, Bayo, Transformers dev, etc)
combine it with>>48100545
add music
you're welcome

>>48100550
Fuck off

>>48100546
You'd think so
but consider this
Dragons in MGE now have to go out of their way to take those forms instead of the other way around like mythology dictates
So those monster forms would be taxing on their magic.
In a fight, now that she knows she cant just brute strength the threat to fuck off, she would return to her now natural monstergirl form to fight as she would have access to her magic and possibly other abilities instead of maintaining her other form
therefore, in typical multiphase fashion "let the bullshit commence"

>>48100293
Lots of transformation shenanigans there, yes. But can they transform...the human heart? There's fruit that changes dudes temporarily into monsters, so not literally the heart, in the sense of a muscle, but more like an emotional change. Or spiritual growth, maybe with some kind of size changing metaphor if your brain is clogged with the military grade drugs that spontaneously fill the air. Can the Wonderlanders do *that*, huh? If they can, how much does it cost per gram?

>>48100522
Easy peasy
>1: Monster
>2: Waifu

>>48100599
She looks like she owns a fedora, collects Zipangu dolls, and gets salty when they ain't referred to as "action figures". Would cringegasm in her vag pooper, and that's no malarkey, Jack!

i will not lose to hags
hags will lose to me

>>48100546
Consider this, with monster girl form you now take seduction damage, they can grapple/pin you during which you take even more seduction damage, the higher your lust meter the slower you react and the less damage you do. Health potions and mana potions can help during the dragon fight but the only thing that can help with lust is an orgasm and in the middle of a dragon girl fight that’s a game over.

>>48100581
Indiana Jones style treasure hunt for the panacea when?

>>48100621
be nicer to old women. they are frail

>>48100527
correct me if im wrong, but I'm sure some of the endgame fights of MGQ part 2 were like this

>>48100627
>Being aroused more by the woman than the massive lizard
What a weak and sickly presumption. Are you well, brother? By Eros, I believe you need to drink more water!

>>48100637
it's not uncommon when a succubus wants to get serious
lustgrim comes to mind

>>48100512
An unexpected but welcome development.

>>48100637
>mgq
Don't care, never did. Part 1 sucked enough when I played it over ten years ago and never bothered with the others.
>What if we made monster girls but they had absolutely zero positives
Thanks

>>48100637
IIRC Alma and tamano get naked when they fight seriously
the slime cant do cuz shes a slime and granberia is an actual warrior and fights you for realsies

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that when danger calls, when all hope seems lost, always bet on Wurm.
Wurm 3: Winter Apocalypse, coming this December to Nuki Streams

>>48100642
>Your lust meter unlocks powers and skills in your opponent
I wish KC went with this instead of auto-losing to monsters. Fights don't build tension like that. Furthermore it can be fluffed more romantically, as her pushing her limits to match his rising lust. Getting more: excited, reckless, passionate, as she spends more time with her pret. Randomly teleporting slime isn't the absolute most godawful thing in MGE, but it's close.

>>48100642
So this is the power of succ. Sugoi

>>48100712
nothing precludes you having your escalating battle with ms sally
those edge cases are built in so dumbasses have a harder time pretending they can go around murdering weak monsters

>>48100712
Fuck off, faggot.

>>48100744
Horny battles are unintuitive in any normal context, the hyperbonding doesn't really mesh either. Because that immediately ends the real battle...and starts the war that is marriage.
>>48100758
You reek of potato dicks.

>>48100792
>fat faggot trash manga
>being a little bitch people don't die fighting in MGE since it's for people that want to actually fuck monsters
Kicks rocks, retard.

>>48100599
>while you were studying to rule a kingdom, I was studying the blade

There is a homeless poor catgirl outside somewhere right now in your town trying to survive in her cardboard with only dirty clothes that weren't meant for the cold front of November and December. She's starving and barely has any meat on her bones.

You can't help her.

>>48100827
>not killing stuff and fucking monsters
>gotta fuck all the monsters that show up instead of fighting some off
>golems suck
Smoothbrain ahoy!

>>48100550
I don't know how I feel about this. I'd prefer her breath smell of shrimp tempura and sake, even pizza breath or morning breath. I just don't see a danuki indulging on pork that much if at all.

>>48100852
Yeah, she can help herself just fine. She'll be fine. If she can find another homeless they can rub against each other to generate heat. It's a common tactics by these homeless, to survive cold weather. They even frequently practice in warm weather too, so they're prepared for winter. Constantly rubbing against each other. Naked even! But the sad part is that this causes rampant fires when the weather is dry. Many such cases of spontaneous homeless combustion. All the experts they agree with me on this. These homeless catgirls are a menace because of the burning they cause. We got to get them into the pound before they start shedding. They can't help it, with all the dander and their tiny hands and hand envy. A lot of people wish they had hands like me, but they can't and so they set the homeless on fire. Sad!

>>48100852
Somewhere, a homeless catgirl cries from her lack of shelter, warmth and a full belly and full womb.

I feel nothing.

>>48100852
good, homeless people are digusting and a hobo being a monster girl won't make me feel any different either

>have clingy Alp friend that's quite good at vidya and a great company overall
>more than just friends we are pretty much bros
>one day while fooling around at home playing some smash 64 she says how horny she is
>starts flashing me her titties and says that it's not gay since she's biologically a woman
>still say that I feel it would be kind of gay
>she gets naked and starts hugging and enticing me
>takes out my cock and even sucks it
>"wow a homo wouldn't came this much inside my mouth"
>she opens her legs and starts taunting me to fuck the brains out of her
>"come on, it's not gay if you cum outside"
>okay
>end up cumming on her belly, on her stomach and even fuck her ass and cum multiple times on her back
>no kisses or making out because that would be gay
>it becomes a regular thing having sex without cumming inside
>a couple of months later during her birthday celebration
>other monsters also in the party
>with lots of drinking games
>you participate and end up shit faced
>Alp friends takes you to her room so you can rest
>the last you see is her taking off your clothes while she's taking hers
>next day you wake up in the afternoon, the room all trashed and covered with bodily fluids
>don't really remember what happened
>Alp friends enters the room to do the cleaning and bringing you food
>you ask her what happened
>she tells you "nothing, I was just making sure to get my present"
>after she said that she throw you a pregnancy test with two lines
>she also turn on the TV and shows you last night recording
>"there's also a video and several photos, thank you for the present future daddy"
>looks like you are gay now

>>48100980
Say 300 "No Homos" to remove the gay and everything will work out.

>>48100980
When portals hit you'll be the first to alp out. Shoo, shoo, alpy, you're not worth talking to yet.

>>48100852
The sign clearly says "free to good home" and my home is not good at all

>>48101009
Yeah ejaculating in vaginas is maximum homo. What a fag. Clearly anyone who induces pregnancy in one night is made to take cocks.

Monsters really see a single guy living by himself, perfectly happy left to his own devices, having no problems doing his own laundry, cooking his own food and working hard and living a caste, pure life because he doesn't place arbitrary success or love on frivolous things like lust and sex and they go nooooooooooooooooooo he can't just live a life he's content with he needs a monster wife who rapes him every night right now because........its for his own good!!!!

>>48101274
Having a cute Lilim wife who loves him will only increase the happiness he already has and there's nothing wrong with that.
>b-but-
You WILL marry a Lim. You will like it.
>b-but why a lilim in specific are you secretly a lim shilling your kind yourse-
SHHHHH SHH SHH SHHHHH don't ask too many questions just marry a Lim already.

>>48100320
Feels like a feminist story

>>48101274
True but if your hypothetical anon really wanted to be alone he should have kill someone out of cold blood for no reason. Mamonos don't like killers

>>48100852
If you put gasoline on a cardboard house and light it up she will be warm and happy.

>>48100581
Why would the dragon start the encounter with this anyway
there's also the fact that wurms tends not to care about said forms and ryus don't like scaring humans

Which mamonos are real

Kon kon

>>48099774
It doesn't count, okay?

I want to be a cave explorer
explore underground caverns for gems and treasure

getting raped by a living armor must be a surreal experience
imagine being attacked by a suit of armour and then you wake up wearing it

>>48101994
dont have to imagine that much
there is plenty of hentais where women get attacked by suits that do that
and they become evil brainwashed minions of the villain

>>48101994
What about alp living armor

My armor is impregnable.

Kuudere or yandere automaton?

>>48101994
>leather-palmed plate gauntlet handjob
>smooth cool chainmail thigh intercrural
>forced paizuri on the with the boobplate
>cum in her helm
>bonded
>you can finally see her
>smiles at you while she licks you off the faceguard and catches the drops from the eyeholes
Something like that, I imagine.

>>48102134
Instructions unclear impregnating armor.

Tickling the underbelly of Lamia tails

>>48100658
>granberia is an actual warrior and fights you for realsies
What a confused girl.

>>48102105
>noble battle brother of many campaigns has fallen in combat to a cursed sword
>recover his arms and armor from the field
>carry them with you for the rest of the tour
>enshrine them in your home so you can honor him forever
>drink a little too much one night and spend a bitter eve in your study
>lay your hand on the breastplate and mourn
>moments later, a faint touch on your skin
>the barest outline of two ghostly hands gently grasping your forearm and stroking it with their thumbs
>"...He was a good man..."
>yes, drunken hallucination. yes he was.
>"...He had a strong heart..."
>the strongest.
>"...You had a large place in it..."
>and he in mine.
>"...And it has been imbued into me."
>what
>"We will fight together again."
who's we- wait-

>>48102559
IIRC shes one of the only monsters in the entire series that has no sexual moves on luka
all her sex stuff comes with the defeat

>>48101287
ywnb an alplim.

Beware contracts to go 'clear out the forests'
The villagers have a habit of sending you against Arachnes who are in their element amongst the trees and Foliage.

>>48102693
Men! Gather your axes and comence the deforestation campaign.

>>48102693
Modern spiders don't sit in forests anymore gramps

>>48102733
That just implies there is untapped potential of hag spiders hiding in a village in the forest, never contacted by civilization.

>>48102733
Let me guess, they're on THE WEB? Hahahaha. Yeah I haven't heard that one ten trillion times, you eight legged sewing machine.

>>48102756
Huh this would explain why everytime I come home from work I have a soap bath and a hot dinner waiting for mefollowed by weird skittering noises from the attic

>>48102843
The only thing i'm getting here is that your attic is a forest.

>>48102756

>>48102911
I live in forest cabin yes

Who goes to forest and thinks of spiders? You gonna meet a deer or a wolf earlier

>>48102960
I go anywhere and think of spiders. Generally I'm thinking of spiders before I even get there.

>>48102960
Someone was breaking into your cabin every day and you didn't thought to move out? The lack of self preservation is astounding. I'm surprised you haven't been wrapped in a silk cocoon and snatched away never to be seen again.

>>48103115
Meant to quote >>48102945

Eros extremists show hags video footage of a college anon eating cookies for breakfast and sleeping through dinner to radicalize them

Undead hours.

>>48100508
>"Cmon Anon, aren't you going to invite me in for more candy?"

>>48103381
Sun's up, vamps go in the coffin.

>>48103381
big capes

https://x.com/CatholicTV/status/1850904910180532432
Guys, it appears The Order have officially made a new mascot as a morale boost propaganda against monster girl trickery.

>>48100872
No one is baleeting posts because they contain tanuki exasperation.

>>48103758
Is she pondering her competition?

>>48103758
get you a girtablilu that looks at you like that

>>48103785
She's got bugs on the mind, it's what makes her such a relatable girl.

Ded hours

Mindlessly dumping random /vg/ images, so hecking /jp/ - Otaku Culture related

Spider-chan makes good threads.

>>48103810
Makes sense that Cuban Devil Bugs have oral fixation.

I will not snoog the boog
I am more of a cow person

>>48104297
Boy, do I have news for you

>>48103758
>>48103810
New Devil Bug? Sweet. The green tint and voluptuousness look good on her. Well-fed and happy > sad and starving, usually.
>>48104290
I don't understand, but would like to.

>>48104316
Girl is based on the cuban cockroach
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panchlora_nivea

>>48104316
>I don't understand, but would like to.
The artist said she's based on the Cuban cockroach, see the miniature in the top left of the pic you posted.

>>48103758
>>48103810
I don't care how pretty she looks, I will NEVER marry a bug.

>>48104330
So what bug would make for a good Pyrow hybrid/counterpart?

>>48104339
>firefly
It's right there

>>48104272
You’re one sad, strange little Anon.

>>48104311
those milkers are pathetic

>>48104371
Breasts wil fill your hand but not your heart.

Liking grotesque huge breasts is a partialist mental illness.

>>48104423
Every fetish is a mental illness given room to carve out a part of our psyche in the end.

>>48104423
go back to /trash/

Gonna go to the MGC gym and struggle to open a pickle jar in front of the buff monsters.

>>48104538
a pickle for a "pickle"

Succuboobs

>>48104565
off model trash

>>48102172
Dandere inside and kuudere outside. Speaks coldly and robotically, but words full of love and stuff like "this unit has calculated that cuddles are the most effective way to eliminate stress, therefore we will begin cuddling as soon as you come home from work."

>>48104316
In addition to what others said, Cuba is known for fancy cigars, thus the "oral fixation" connection.

>>48104564
Sure, i can share one of the pickles if a monster helps me open it.

>Get married now <3
>There's no need to wait until you're an adult. Do you want to marry me when you grow up?

>>48104738
Parents immigrating into MGC must remember that moving into any area other than the white pickets district means their son will likely start having sex as soon as he is able to have an erection and cum. But that's still not as weird as what may happen to their daughter.

>>48104799
And? There's nothing wrong with paedophilia.

>>48104811
Britbong, I...

>>48103758
I'll take the girtablilu-hornet wombo combo

>>48104811
I will never understand why retards keep mixing 3dpd garbage with 2d fantasy

>>48104799
>Their young daughteru monsterizes into an imp and gets married off to a fat, ugly, 50 year old man within a week
Many such case, but the parents have been locked up in their room, making more daughterus, that they didn't even know all their kids have been either proactively dated by hag monsters or monsterized and married off to old men.

>>48104830
I've read enough rapey doujins to see a connection might be there.

>>48104830
Literally every single loli doujin on the planet uses "child" or "children" in reference to the lolis. The term itself even literally means that. It's the same thing but that doesn't imply anything wrong. Why are you so afraid to embrace it? You're a fake loli fan.

Ideal body type and wife

>>48104830
That is what happens when these new generations don't read book, they aren't capable of keeping fiction from reality

>>48104847
>The term itself even literally means that. It's the same thing
Do /the retards at whatever shithole you came from still think this gaslighting works?

>>48104892
Lolicon = Lolita complex
Lolita = a child (literal meaning)
Complex = what the fuck do you think it means to have a complex about something

You newfaggot ameriniggers keep trying to distort it as meaning something it doesn't mean because you're cowards. It was always about fucking children and always will be, or Japs wouldn't still be making doujins where people say stuff like "I can't believe I cummed inside a child's pussy!" out loud. Literally the Sabbath book says the purpose of the organization in MGE is to promote and indulge paedophilia. Fake nigger, GTFO.

>>48104847
>word means thing in real life
>it has to be that, there's no other explanation
This is the most retarded argument I've read, and I have no idea why you haven't deleted out of shame yet

>move to MGC
>NEET arachne neighbor
>she invites you over
>walk into her house
>dark and messy
>notice that there are desiccated corpses of animals handing from the ceiling, wrapped in webbing
>close door behind you
>one corpse that looks like it was a pig falls right in front of you
>get spooked and accidentally step on it
>it crunches like paper being torn and goes flat
>"oh... uh sorry... i meant to toss those out last month"

>>48104916
>Lolita = a child (literal meaning)
It's always a treat when you retards out yourselves. You have no idea what that word means. It's the name of a fashion trend lol

>>48104931
I can fix her

I can hear the sound of loli goat paws furiously typing away right now.

>>48104921
This is what it means in Japan, amerilard.

>>48104934
The term is literally used to refer to children in slavic countries (where it originated from). In Russia they use lolita to refer to children fashion and sometimes directly to little girls themselves. Dumbfuck.

Meido clean this normalfaggotry please

>>48104978
I agree, kill these retard cucks >>48104934>>48104921>>48104892 at immediate so they stop polluting this space.

>>48104989
>cucks
I find hilarious how you crossboarders can't leave your slangs behind

>>48104892
>noooooooo lolicon isn't about fucking lolis it's about fucking adults it doesn't mean that!

>>48104995
You're fooling nobody, you know this right?