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4808100 No.4808100 [Reply] [Original]

I want to become a maid.

How can I be a maid?

>> No.4808109

Well, first you need to make sure you have good housekeeping skills. Clumsy maids might be moe~ in 2D, but nobody will keep you around in real life if you can't do your job right. So learn to cook, clean, the works.

>> No.4808129

>>4808109
And second?

>> No.4808133

>>4808129
Second you need to become a woman.

>> No.4808139

>>4808129
You need to be female.

>> No.4808146

>>4808129
You need to look a bit like a girl.

>> No.4808148

I actually saw a westerner as a maid when I went to Akiba last year. It was rather pathetic, really.

>> No.4808183

There's no step 3, since no one has actually made it that far.

>> No.4808188

>>4808133
>Second you need to become a woman.
You just need money for this. Okay!

>> No.4808191

>>4808188
You don't have any money.

>> No.4808202

>>4808191
which is why
>>4808183

>> No.4808213

>>4808191
I make 50000 euros a year. It'll take a while to save up for sex-change surgery, but I'll get there.

>> No.4808224

>>4808213
By that time you'll have given up on being a maid.

>> No.4808230

>>4808224
At least I'll be a girl.

>> No.4808233

>>4808213
>I make 50000 euros a year.
Out.

>> No.4808237

>>4808224
That time will come again.

>> No.4808239

>>4808230
Have you already finished step 1?

>> No.4808243

>>4808233
You're being ridiculous, Anon.

>> No.4808254

>>4808213
Unless you live in a really shitty part of euroland, your insurance probably covers quite a bit of it.

>> No.4808258

>>4808243
Out.

>> No.4808264
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4808264

What about a robot/gynoid/cyborg maid?

>> No.4808266

>>4808254
Funny how the state has to pay for people's fetishes over here.

>> No.4808275
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4808275

Go get me a fucking sammich, Jeeves.

>> No.4808330

>>4808264
As long as I don't get fisted or CLANK CLANK CLANK'd.

>> No.4808333

>>4808258
The whole NEET IS LEGION thing is stupid. You get out.
>>4808254
Seeing how much the whole thing costs, that's excellent.
http://www.chet-plasticsurgery.com/price.html

>> No.4808567

Step 1: make yourself look/act/sound like a girl
Step 2: Get a maid uniform

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