/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Heaven is gooey and moist

Malefs aren't actually short because they can ride on the shoulders of their minions

Hm, yes. Trolls. But have you considered?

>have tomboy childhood friend
>star athlete, captain of the track team
>portals open, childhood friend turns into an alraune
>can't move, rooted in her backyard
>homeschooled now, can't run anymore which she loved to do
>go over to her house every day after school to spend time with her
>she tries to be cheerful but I can tell she's down
>suggest she should get into weightlifting or some other workout she can do stationary
>"well anon, I can think of some exercises you could help me with"
She got embarrassed and changed the subject when I asked, what did she mean? I'll do anything to make her happy!

>>48061064
She's not ready just yet. You will have to wait until she finally blooms.

Afraid of monsters stealing your seed? Just hide it in your best friend!
She'll keep your seed safe

>>48061050
>trolls usually have a strong musky aura around them
>their hair always smells perfumed because of their gardens

I took my pills but the voices are not stopping.

>>48061082
Childhood friends must always lose

>>48061050
Consider a Troll growing vegetables in her hair.

>>48061125
...to their childhood friend's cock.

>>48061137
No that's gnomes, they grow beans out of their heads

I love cuddly succs

>>48061150
Legumes have nice flowers, so they fit them both.
>>48061164
I love cuddly buffcubi

>>48061139
That's improper to do with a friend. Someone needs to stop the cupid making these couples

>>48060936
Troll body erotic

TAKE YOUR DAMNED CLOTHES OFF

Come out the grocery store, a damn hellhound is sitting in my passenger seat and asking where we are going, I've never met this woman before. She says she stopped some shifty looking raccoon from stealing my cat converter so she might be trustworthy.

>>48061082
>won't steal your seed
>from the girl that just keeps friends with benefits relationships with everyone
You ain't getting it back.

would you risk it?

>>48061305
Now, this is a classical example of lying with statistics. The result of drinking with succ milk is deterministic. If you are just a regular guy, you cum. If you drank a mimicry potion the slime exits your body, and if you were in the process of alping it just accelerates it.
So, in reality, there is no risk drinking succ milk.

>Another troll thread
Nice. Big tanned freckled warm doughy SMELLY troll ass!

Let the stink flow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chqcGWym5d0

Forage without a guide!
Eat unknown, dangerous, wild mushrooms!

The universe owes me a blissful life as a succubus.

>Canine girl sense overload when she climbs into your stinky bed thick with your smell and mana
Probably enough to KO and subdue a hellhound

>>48061465
this but it's me climbing into a musky, unwashed, stinky hellhound's bed (or sweater)

huge hound mounds

>>48061339
>If you are just a regular guy, you cum.
If you mean you cum out your soul and become a succubus, sure thing. Hope it was worth that one super orgasm.

Cumflating imp

>>48061465
>>48061475
Do you not wash your bedsheets?

>>48061489
i do, but she likes me smelling of houndbutt

>>48061483
Cumflating corpses

>>48061352
A trolls lewd features are fine and all, but have you ever thought about how cute it would be for your troll wife to bake you a pie, watch intently as you eat it and then take out one of the ripe prisoner fruits from her head and sqeezes its juice into a glass when you ask for something to drink?
Or what about you coming back from work and she gives you that look of "same as usual", and you just nod, lay on the bed face down and she gives you a nice, strong massage?

>>48061479
No, that is not what i meant.

>>48061489
Once a week, but by day 3 or 4 my sheets smell like body odor. Unless it's <60F in my room, I sweat a lot.

>>48061496
Wash your hound

>Cu sith wife
>Sheds her fur in your bed, on your furniture, and on your clothes
>Unapologetic about it
>Corners of her mouth turn upwards in an ever-so-slight smirk when you complain about it
Is this what they mean by evil monster girls?

>>48061496
I hear they sell houndbutt car airfreshners now too, along with lim and troll varieties.

>>48061552
Sounds like a great way to hide being single

>>48061552
Why give in to the greed of a danuki merchant trying to sell you a disposable imitation when you can just simply get a troll wife to spread her aroma all over your car?

>>48061561
it is until a lim sees a chibi foam lim dangling from your rear view mirror

I dont understand why monsters keep trying to get into my pants. They are my pants, they are only big enough for me, thats why I wear them, ther certianly wouldnt fit two people at the same time

>>48061591
Sweaty car sex with Druella

>>48061620
try to get into their pants instead, show them how it feels like

>>48061536
Do you think that anon with the dead dog would be happy or sad at the idea of it coming back to life and sexing him.

>>48061639
You would need to find a monster that actually wears pants for that, though

>>48061653
Most of them can't even find pants that fit their contours. What a tragedy!

>>48061675
The quest of the denim-smith is never complete, for each pair of jeans he thinks might be his last, a monstergirl with juicer/thicker/more muscular thighs arrives, ready to do combat with equipping clothing once more.

>>48061639
pant/legging entrapment is rare but very hot

>>48061653
I bet Hatter pants are stretchy, I'd try to get into her pants.

>>48061755
>tied up upside down by chesh and lowered into a hatter's ass, pants stretched back to snap your face tight against her rump

>>48061777
Chesh doing the DL's work once again.

>>48061777
is the gen z hatter more or less degenerate than the old fashioned hatter?

>>48061808
modern hatters are way more degenerate then their grandmas.

F@ C@ @SS

>>48061875
needs to be fatter

>>48061844
Considering what they are taught in school, plus everything they see on TV and the internet I have no doubts about that

>>48061808
That's cute. I enjoy MGE alternative outfits/hairstyles etc

>>48061777
Checked, thank you Cheshie.

>>48061916
That can be arranged

>>48061948
damn cat hag
begging to be love corrected

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/123608869
desert cat (medium difficulty)

I will run so fast and flee and embrace my inner coward that the Lizardman and Salamander will never even get a CHANCE at being able to catch me and wrestle me down into a hot rape to fulfill their fantasies.

>>48061985
Finally, Cockatrice-chan found her kindred spirit.

>Lich wife forgets the levitation spell so you have you carry her everywhere on your shoulders.

Need warm, slimy, imp tongue in my mouth

>>48062000
Aight now post more of this eldritch cutie.

>>48062030
What's even the difference between an imp and a sabbath demon?

>>48062041
the sabbath one has more friends

>>48062041
The Demon is more literate and knows more about law.

>>48062041
Imp's don't have blue skin and black sclera.

>>48062044
Imp
>simple personaliy
>bratty and unruly
Loli Demon
>polite and attentive
>is able to hold a conversation with you
I think it's obvious which one is the superior one.

>>48062072
If she doesn't say desu wa after every sentence and ohohoho when smug I ain't eating that coochie

Is it dangerous to sleep naked under your sheet if Mamonos are around? I don't want to stop sleeping naked just because Monsters are nearby.

>>48062072
It's an interesting dynamic when the Demon is smarter than you and you acknowledge it.

>>48062072
These little critters are also excellent cooks

>>48062089
No, it's perfectly safe to sleep naked around mamonos and in fact you should even skip using a blanket and just enjoy the cool night breeze on your bare skin.

>>48062113
That's a devil.

>>48062123
All blueberries are the same

>>48062041
Loli Demon
>smart, and acts smart and cheeky
>seductive
>clearly has plans to become a good wife on top of being a lewd brat
>has Demon's erotic monster features like blue skin, nice horns and slender pointed ears

>>48062129
Some are cooler than others.

I ask a dragon:
>How can I, a mere human, tell apart a good dragon speech from a terrible dragon speech?
it will break her brain.

>>48062086
She's excited.

Actually scary Zombie girl who catches you off guard wandering around somewhere creepy alone at night and scares the hell out of you, commences the chase and hunts you down relentlessly with all she has, and eventually when you think you're safe or lost her, she catches you and claims her prize: Raping the hell out of you next. Then when she's done she stops acting like a feral Zombie and kisses you on the cheek and says she looks forward to doing it again next Halloween before she falls asleep on your chest.

>>48062188
This but with a Jiangshi and I'm caught wandering around a haunted crypt in an ancient chinese ghost city.

>>48062139
All it takes is one "ya tebya lyublyu" in passing to make a lifelong yandere icicle

SCIENCE FICTION
DOUBLE FEATURE
DOCTOR GREM
WILL BUILD A CREATURE

>>48062181
FATTER

>>48062268

>>48062198
This except I'm the one chasing the Jiangshi with a basket of raw eggs and stammering "Y-you need to eat them, the eggs" from afar and then escalating to a shrill, unhinged "EAT ALL THE EGGS" once I'm closer while dramatic dissonant music plays in the background and I fastball eggs at her face like Ohtani on meth and ultra steroids.

>>48062248
I see you shiver with antici

>>48062330
...pation?

>>48062347
So I'll remove the cause...

I want to be brutally raped by an ikemen, princely lilim...

>>48062357
BUT NOT
THE BOSOM

>>48062383
you will be raped by a stuttering nerd lim and you will like it

>>48061875
Fat Cat Atss?

>>48062089
they legally can't get you under the covers

>>48062391
FINE, I ALSO WANT TO BE RAPED BY FACELESS, FATASS NERDY LILIM WITH HAIR COVERING HER EYES LIKE A HENTAI PROTAGONIST.

You can tell a lot by who is a grem's favourite scientist.
You can tell a lot more by who her favourite fictional mad scientist is.

>>48062408
If her favorite fictional mad scientist is Victor frankenstein that tells you she's going to be a really bad mother.

>>48062407
This but she also has bags under her eyes, a wavy mouth, stutters kuje hell and has been bullied by other for the past 10 years to the point she almost attempted suicide
Oh and I counter and commit extremely lovey dovey missionary while kissing and holding hands

>>48062391
I would like that a lot, actually.

All right, everypony! Let's all create original content Donut Steal Lilims! I'll start.
>Druella
I think the one we all know about is just a hologram. So, this way she'll be real.

>>48062248
from my heart and from my hand, why don't people understand, my inventions?

>Open blood bank in Undeadburg
>Vampires keep coming in asking to make a withdrawal

>>48062687
>Open a restaurant
>Surprised when people come in ordering a meal
You played yourself

>>48062072
The imp.
Arch imp even more so.

Would you rather the fastest girl alive or the strongest girl there is?

>>48062718
Counterpoint--smol jumping spider with an imp-like personality.

>Imp girlfriend that fawns over me and brags about me to her other imp friends
>Imp girlfriend that genuinely thinks I'm the coolest person to ever walk the planet

>>48062784
Imps need more art.

>>48062803
We just got a new piece a couple days ago.

These girls are super lovable

>>48062760
I'm in it for the edge hog.

THE SABBATH COMMANDS THEE
Deposit orgasm directly into fat loli ass, preferably inside womb.
DO NOT DISOBEY

>>48062831
No, I will deposit it inside hag cleavage and fat hag ass and NOBODY can stop me.

But what about ARCH IMP?!

>>48062831
I will deposit it into a normal loli womb, fat ass lovers are fake lolicons anyway

>>48062408
My Grem GF just saw Rocky Horror for the first time and now she's booked an appointment with Dr. Unicorn for me and saying she has a plan. Should I be worried?

>>48062831
I will deposit inside loli ass until her butt becomes a steamy gaping mess, Jun doujin style

>>48062760
Is she also the fastest in bed? Because the idea of a quick shot GF is pretty nice.

>>48062846
they know i'm weak to asymmetrical leggings

>>48062862
Are you also weak to asymmetrical gloves?

Imp fashion is curious. They don't seem to care what others think about them.

>>48062846
She looks like she's turned the tables on a rape correction more than a few times.

>>48062863
A monster that has no endurance and easily cums is a dream come true
Specially if she's a hag

>>48062863
it's ms manticore

>>48062846
An imp is an imp and I will cumflate her all the same

>>48062965
It takes five men five days to cumflate an imp and from that tummy explosion a beautiful arch imp is born.

Vampire fangs erotic

>>48062972
Call me minute rice the way i cook an archimp in 58 seconds.

>>48063004
ms vampire after you nick yourself shaving

>>48063004
Anon, those are vampire boobs.

>>48063064
It's uncouth to stare at a lady's chest

>>48063070
Jokes on you, I never had any couths to begin with!

In goats, the length of the estrous cycle is an average of 21 days but can vary between 18 and 24 days. Average duration of estrus is 36 hours.

>>48062881
Arch imps are just as powerful as lilims after all

ass & hips > tits

Horn size >>> Wingspan >>> Tits >>> Ass & Hips >>> Feet

>>48063149
God I love Zombies so damn much, I would impregnate a whole horde of them if I had the chance

>>48063149
Those proportions are perfect for gaping athletes

>>48063149
I strongly disagree.

Hey, wait a second, this isn't a low level dungeon, this is a fox rape den!

>>48063004
I don't see any fangs but those are some cute red wings

>Visit ocelomeh cities during Día de los Muertos
>All the ocelomeh who died single rise from their grave
>Descend upon the men for a loving husband

>>48063324
the signs outside get swapped sometimes

>>48063149
Why not both

>>48062760
I see no hear no evil

>>48063316
Touch cow. Hold cow. Love cow.

>>48062760
as the richest man alive I would prefer the left one.

>>48063470
how about molest cow?

>>48063594
"Touch cow" was the first thing I said.

I will just run away from the Elf. Her fat tits and wide hips are heavy and weigh her down, she will not be able to keep up and catch me. I will escape with ease before she can rape me.

>>48063601
it is a rarity to see underwear among the women of the cloth

>>48063361
>tries to impress you by cooking for you
>kot zombie cannot taste so good anymore, but still has the memory of spicing up her tacos
>like a cat pawing pointlessly at the sand, she keeps shaking the chili flakes on while drooling a little bit
>shake-a shake-a shake-a
>29% of the taco by mass is now chili flakes and hot sauce
>at some arbitrary point she decides it's perfect
>hands it to you and meowoans encouragingly

>>48063611
It's a rarity to see underwear among monsters

>>48063623
The undeath has changed nothing, a living ocelomeh would do the same thing

>>48061164
That's all succs

Fun fact, nothing gets a salamander going like wearing a feathered cap, a breastplate, and the biggest sword you can manage.

>Being raped by a monster you can't understand

>>48063760
i thought it was when your blade shatters against hers and you both cast your weapons aside to fight barehanded

>>48063769
Some say that tanukis sell magic blades that break when they meet their 'partner'
Funnily enough they happen to be popular sells to salamanders, orcs, and particularly chuuni damphirs.

>>48063149
I like monsters with those proportions because I bet they are quite eager and skilled in anal sex

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that if you go north you can find barbarian cats there too!
Though they are a 50/50 shot between big and buff Siberian Jinkos or small but fierce Pallas cat tier

>>48063762
Playing charades and learning what to call each others parts while snuggling after the rape is kind of hot. Though she's likely to call your penis a chorizo or something else just as silly.

>>48063762
>she tells you the safe word
>What?
>grins and digs her claws into your chest

>>48063762
Love is a universal language

As a good Order citizen you surely wouldn't joint some secret underground cult just because they promised you sex with the priestess, right?

>>48064018
What's wrong with dabbling in a second faith if at the end of the day I'm still procreating with another human? I don't see how the church could take any real issue with that. We're just having a little fun in the shadows. Frankly, the church should be condoning it!

>>48062760
I choose the most autistic one (the yellow one)

>>48064018
What? No, of course not. Now if the meetings had free snacks, however, I'd be inclined to at least sit in and listen a bit

Holstaurs are for ____________.

>>48064195
cow licks

>>48064195
stalling RPG maker game development with their massive paizuri CGs

>>48064018
>just because they promised you sex with the priestess
They also promised me milk and cookies

i keep having to buy new drives to support my expanding collection of 0.6-3.2 terabyte 90000x160000 .pngs of cow prows

You're not weaseling your way out of this one.

it's 2060 and your gremlin wife just zip bombed your neurolink with 63 yottabites of nudes

>>48064401
Are gremlin wifes required if you want to chroooomemax in MGC?

>>48063646
Officer hellhound, arrest this woman for for impersonating a lich!

>>48064255
And you’re not even gonna share any?

come roll some gacha

>>48064401
Those are some creepy looking teeth.

>>48064649
Does she make the sound when our child comes out and we both laugh and I tousle her hair on the birthing slab?

>>48064401
>Darling, turn off my cum inhibitors!

>>48064649
Not until they release the rates.

>>48064952
I read that as "release the ratas" and now I want to see a SWARM of ratas.

Best monster to roleplay with when I put on my robe and wizard hat?

>>48064887
>tfw ywn a robo lum
This planet sucks

>>48064649
I fucking love slightly transparent clothing, all monsters should wear thin material like this.

>>48063760
>>48063769
Amateurs. Calling a lizard a "scrub ass martial" then blasting her off a cliff with a massive fireball is how you charm the bitches. Bet you fools didn't even know she'll pay for the second date if you tbag her when she's stunned. Git gud and maybe you'll find out what she can do with that jar of sword polish.

>>48064042
Reeee dilettantes and apostates go and stay go.

>>48065279
>I fucking love slightly transparent clothing
Same, imagine a loli Demon wearing white lingerie like that and the blue skin and purple areolae teasingly showing through it.

Anything recent to read? I'm bored and stuck at work for the night.

>>48065597
We had two werewolf stories in the last couple weeks, if you haven't checked them yet.

>>48065597
Bit of a dry spell recently, which I'm not helping currently.

>>48065621
No haven't read them yet. I don't have much interest with dogs but the last magus's story warmed me up a little bit. I will try that, thanks

>>48065279
>>48065535
It's the fucking best. I jerked off to pic rel like three times when it was posted for the first time. I think my brain is already fried from mamonobanana.

>>48065659
! !

>>48065659
Calm down son, it's just a drawing.

I don’t have the heart to tell General Lim that she’s not a very good speech maker

>>48065659
Bush pero pero

>>48065864
The body is round

Show me that there soft big brown moo

>>48065659
fuck I lost again, this time palace guard's just barely visible areolas broke my will...

>>48065902
That's not a brown cow, that's just a gnome with a naturally occurring milk geyser.

>>48065131
Only Mamano Magi Black (Hellhound) can defeat the evil Wizard Anon, all the other Magical Girls have been defeated by him so the worlds only hope is her.

>>48066018
>Take a beloved license
>Put a blacky as the new main character

>>48066028
Tacokot Attorney At Law, we find the defended "Kitty".

I need a monster girl wife who protests those dastardly Lims, confounded DL’s husband and the downright meddlesome DL as much as I do!

Need monster wife I can cast bellygrab on

Ded

>>48065902

>>48066291
thats a big cow

>>48066379
For you.

>>48066145
You can cast bellyggrab on any monstergirl if you run the burger spell in tandem.

>>48065902

>>48066399
Opening a burger place in hagville so all the sad and depressed hags go there to eat away the pain, only for them to become fat and truly incapable of chasing men!

>>48065659
Is it wrong that I want both the priestess and guard anubises as my wives?

Cat priestess could beat up dog priestess.

>>48066483
That just makes them vulnerable to getting picked up and shoved into my basement spa dungeon.

I want to bake a pie and goad bogie into throwing it

>>48066628
That's silly, just cream a pie for her.

>>48066618
Thats how you end up with molten hags unable to leave the water

>>48066718
Spaju

>>48066145
You can go and play with your momster belly, but remember that one thing leads to another

>>48066718
Well, the longer they stay there they more money i make. Soon i'll drive a bunch of rich hags bankrupt and when they are without money and addicted to my slimming treatment they will have no choice but to start working in the spa themselves.
Soon i will amass an army of hags that are indebted for life to me.

>be nice to a little blue slime every day on your way home
>over time it grows and one day is just a little smaller than you
>one day it makes its way inside and onto your bed
>"su...ki..."

>>48066763
This is a very grabbable belly

>>48066763
I don't mind having a daughter or two with my momster

>>48066974
>only 2
What do you think those funny pill bottles on her nightstand were for?
Those are not sleeping pills

Genie, I wish you were the master

>>48067002
I don't want to be greedy, I just don't want to make her feel bad

>>48067029
Its not like you have a choice anon, it takes a single spurt just to have the doctor tell you its octuplets and you better start thinking of names

>>48062760
I'll take the robot clone of the fast one, thanks.

>>48066763
Stirrups are great on hags

>>48061050
Thank you for posting this!

>>48066974
Incest is the purest form of love, and children created that way are the purest proof of love

>First daugthers name is Spaghetti
>Second daugthers name is Tammy-Lynn
What should we name the third one on the way?

>>48062760
I'll take the dorkiest one.

The Hellhound when you and her first meet
>grabs you up by the collar
>"Hahahah! You're all mine now! I'm gonna have fun making you into my LITTLE BITCH! That's right, cry! Keep crying! Your tears just turn me on more, fuckmeat. You're nothing but a living dildo.... for ME!"
The Hellhound a few weeks after your first rape and subsequent marriage
>caresses her pregnant belly while she lays her head on your shoulder
>"I'm so lucky to have you, anon! You make me so happy.... promise me you'll never leave me, okay?"

Why are they like this?

>>48067394
You can actually instantly defeat a hellwan by meekly calling them pretty
They literally have no clue what to do at that point

>>48067324
You're welcome?

>>48067394
The power of preggo correction

>>48067413
Always remember to properly thank your rapist when in MGC

>>48066691
I'm not going to cream the clown.

hag holsts and milf minos are NOT prime beef!

>>48067509
They are ultra milk and extremely dangerous

>>48067394
Because they're shit and should be avoid at all cost if you have a few neurons.

>>48067526

Hey! Listen!

Welcome to the rape games anon!
Your opponent will be this haghound in heat whose been overdosed on fertility drugs
You get a one hour head start

>>48067550
Small fairies make great onaholes.
Its known.

>>48067539
>Can't deny it
>Post chesh
Loser.

>>48067562
i know you are chesh but what are hellhounds.

>>48067567
A mistake.

>>48067550
Ah yes, Fairy companion. Those aren't mandated by law yet, but they're like smartphones: so handy everyone just assume's you've got one

>>48067509
Fine, aged prime beef! Are you happy now?

>You won't escape my legs.
What Monster does this phrase best describe?

>>48067682
Cupid.

>>48067682
Wolf

>>48067682
Any monster with leglock distance, that is any distance at all

>>48067553
I love monster sports, specially since the elderly can participate too

>>48067682
Buns to adventurers in the starting zone

>>48067682
Oomukade.

>>48067703
>Watching the mon olypmics
>It's a bunch of hags playing shuffleboard and curling
>The Camera seems to always focus on the hags asses and giant milkers
One of the top rated segments

>>48067682
Oomukade and by a landslide.

>>48067553
Don't forget to watch the full coverage on MonSPN and complete analysis with out table of experts

>>48067788
Why is there no fox at that table

>>48067794
No idea, I didn't make the picture

>>48067553
I'm going to cuck her with a young cheshire cat.

Mana is stored in the breasts.

>>48067817
She must be low on mana then, or a shit mage
Show me real mana tanks

>>48067794
Because the foxes are the ones doing sports? Duh.

Men should date monster girl elementary schoolers with big butts.

>>48067712
>>48067737
Remember the "fearsome mukade" poster, from an eternity ago? I just did. Yeah, he was a huge faggot.

>>48067879
No? What?

>>48067869
I don't mid the age of the monster but the big butt is mandatory

>>48067869
Correct and based

>>48067869
>>48067895
Fake loli lovers

>>48067817
Fact. This is why cows make the best mages.

>>48067895
I want to spread those cheeks

>>48067898
>>48067924
mick where's the gachaslop
are you getting old or something

>>48067958
You will need at least 50 more points in strength before you can do that.

I just wanted to catch some fish.

What happens when a lich/dragon zombie/wight/other high ranking undead conquers a living order realm?
>Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I am willing to make.

>>48067788
I want to catch the anal tug of war playoffs
https://files.catbox.moe/2pxlqw.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/zhb0xw.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/tpd5au.jpg

>>48067952
Look at the profile art of girls like Dark Mage, Demon, Pharaoh, Wight, etc and how breedable they are, it's not wrong to expect plump children.

>>48067553
I'm personally more into anal and cumflating disciplines than just plain rape

>>48068072
It doesn't matter. You're still a worthless secondary obsessed with african glutes. You flee from genuine loli doujin material like a roach from light. You're a fake bitch and don't like lolis. Look at Bapho's profile art, did KC slap a big ugly nigger ass on her? Fuck no.

Secondaries can't appreciate actual loli.

>>48068063
I don't like the idea of a blowout.

>>48068084
This
ItsNav and his consequences have been a disaster for lolicon pornography

I like bapho

>>48068118
I like cait sith.

>>48068063
Fuck off

CHESH SEXO NOW!

>>48068108
I've commissioned Nav a bunch and he's capable of doing the regular loli bodytype too. It's just he really, really likes big breasts on them.

Myconid-chan got moves.

>>48068224
Monsters need to find alternative ways to burn all that stamina

>>48066671
>is t-this your stuff? I didn't h-hide it, honest...
Oh, so this little fairy mist've found my stuff after I lost it, how kind of her to give it all back to me, I simply must reward this little creature somehow...

>>48068224
Myconid is a spongey lil gal aint she

ded

>>48068459
This Halloween watch pet cemetery, where a man get relentlessly chased by his new, undead evil lovers, cu sith and cait sith.

>>48068224
Pog,

>>48068459
I'm busy.

Why do they refuse to wear pants?

>>48068587
So that their captured gringos have easy taco access

>>48068587
Because pants give them no tactical advantage

>>48068224
Very impressive, but can she match Greenworm's special moves, the Kangaroo Hop and the Shrimp on the Barbie?

>>48068630
Pockets are a tactical advantage.

>>48068761
Monsters come with a pocket

>>48068830
Ooooh! Like dress pockets on her dress! Ladies love dresses with pockets.

>>48068761
Monsters don't have such limitation, they use other ways to carry their stuff around

>>48068847
No, fanny packs. Monsters are obsessed with boomercore fashion

>>48068903
I would Miss Chesh with a fanny pack.

>>48068886
I don't think that it's quite hygienic to pass around money or stuff covered in boob sweat or milk

>>48062248
SEE ANDROIDS! KISSING!

>>48068953
Shut up.

>>48068955
BRATS AND TIT SWEAT!

>>48069041
Brats, eh? Good Wisconsin mamono, then?

>>48069092
Yetis and holsts force feeding you cheese curds and beer while while watching the packers

>scarred and violent alley cats
>wiry and grizzled barn cats
Choose on tom, you can't escape it.

>>48069041
AND ANON STARS IN
A ROBOT SEX TAPE

>>48069180
I choose both
I can fix them

>>48069180
cat

>Hag trying real hard to fit in with the young folks

>head pat a myconid
>so smol and cute
>irritated frown
>”stop”
>headpat her harder
>so light and spongy
>she compresses downwards
>…”don’t-“
>boing

>be square ass Orderite citizen
>see squat uncouth goblin at the market
>decided to ignore the filthy savag--
>Owmyheadwtfeverythingspink
>Goblin breeding? That sounds like a great idea, Miss dbbdghzs SKREEE WAAGHH

Then they're in jail, because public stall-destroying sex is petty they're in a conjugal cell with industrial wholesale lube and low diameter anal beads.

Then he learns that the only Human she knows is "goblin breeding". He rises to the occasion and learns her croaking and gutteral tongue and, incidently, the Goblin language too.

Tfw more than half of her native vocabulary is directly related to goblin breeding. It's okay, surely he will be able to reach a mutually beneficial arrangement and will not lose in a battle of wills with his relentless tiny fuck machine roommate hahahaha

Then they return to society. Having agreed that goblin breeding is objectively the best thing ever, they are shocked to learn that husbando is being unpersoned by those darn Orderinos for his modern and scientific theories in the field of goblin copulation!

ded

Come move to a beautiful Irish island and be rewarded with great wealth?
Nah, that's a fae trap right there

>Wife is a sound sleeper.
>Paint a racing stripe on her boobs.
>She is very confused in the morning seeing them with a racing stripe.
>"Husband, why have you done this?"
"I dunno, lol."

>>48068886
How do flaties carry their stuff around though?

>>48069539
Buttcheeks

>Anon continues his holy crusade, loyal onawaif at his side!
>Then action packed battles with those gosh darn Orderidoos.
>Shake him like a baby as you spurt ropes into your goblinwaif even as she snarls out a speech on goblin breeding!
>Who do you work for Orderino?
>The Gapelymic Committee?!
>Backhand the last conscious Order mook into a wall.
>Close up on anon's eyes as he squints his way through an internal monologue:
>The Gapeolypic committed are some influential fags, but I don't feel like doing a miniboss series...
>Anon squint-think passes to his gobbo waifu!
>The pov does a squint-think close up on her face, fetching in its deliberation
>The voice-over is a snarling brief sound
>"Goblin breeding while holding hands during ejaculation with the lights on in public for the purposes of recreational procreation of the seventh kind " states the subtitle, helpfully, for what is a couple of syllables of audio.
>Like all Goblin speech it gives the vocal impression of being comprehensible even should the speaker's mouth be simultaneously engaged in a complex task
>The camera focuses on her luscious lips.
>"Goblin breeding." she says in broken Human, while still giving an impression of intense thought.
>Thier eyes meet dramatically, speed lines are involved
>They nod in unison and begin fucking on top of some unconscious armor dude.
>Presumably they know who to go meet to get the drop on them darn Gapearinos!
>Any minute now, guise...
>All pretentions at a plot vanish as the next hour is devoted to hardcore goblin breeding

>>48069565
Fuck off with your forced meme, faggot

I'll just wait until the Ogre is asleep and sneak out of her cot. Then I can get away safely and she'll NEVER be able to find me or rape me again!

>>48069525
i cant wait to be a useless piece of shit and headpat mgs everyday

I'm gonna do buttfuck sex to an anubis and then I'm gonna do it again.

>If anyone can get get over on those Gaperdinos on the Committee it's the Cockroaches!
>Having a nominally democratic vote regarding sex acts, no one has managed to get so many sports officially entered into the Gapeolympics as the Devil Bugs!
>Our heroic duo set out to meet the Cockroaches!
>You show them the power of love, anon!
>Oh wow, y'all just fucking in a pile. Anyway this is my waif, [Goblin Breeding of the 112th kind] --
>A Devil Bug moans around the limb she's sucking on as her sisters impale themselves on her own limbs. Presumably there's a human in the pile of gooey insect sex.
>Squint close up on the happy face of a Devil Bug, she is squirming with delight on three limbs.
>Reluctantly the Bug withdrawals from the orgy.
>Slickly shivering with lust she turns to our heroes!
>The camera focuses on her hungrily lusty face.
>The voice-over is an insectile susurrus with wet sexual sounds and muffled moaning.
>"Breed. Breed. Breed. Breed. Hello? Breed. Breed. Breed. Breed. Maybe a sandwich? Breed. Breed. Breed." Translates the subtitle for the brief snatch of audio.
>The Devil Bug moans and turns away from the pile.
>Her sweet naive face is wet and contorted in effort as she confusedly moves her arms.
>Gradually her pantomiming becomes more sensical and it becomes clear she is trying to remember what a sandwich is via gesture.
>After a moment the Bug succeeds and gestures for the guest to sit down in some bean bag furniture, while she fixes a sandwich.
>Gobbo sizes the moment with her quick wit!
>"Goblin breeding." she says in a growl.
>The lone Devil Bug rips her gaze away from the jar of mayo on the table with a haunted longing expression in her eyes.
>"Breed." says the Devil Bug succinctly as she rubs her face all over the sandwich.
>Anon nods to himself as the squelching background sounds fade, those darn Gaperinos have no lack of tricks it seems!
>Anon checks his flag list for his next stop; there's no way he'll let them get away with these dirty trucks!
>>48069611
I don't even follow that meme. This is random shit posting on my part, homofren.

>>48069754
ur mom is a meem

Your chances of being adopted by a cow are always low, but never zero.

>>48069786
you should adopt a cow instead

>>48069790
I would if I could.

>>48069794
thats too much cow to adopt at once
you need to start small and work your way up

>>48069777
Can't argue with that. Now that our heroes have discovered that the Gapeolympic Committee is vetoing the Cockroaches in defiance of Holy Law, what should they do?
>Be armored Gapeolypic Committee dude
>Stand on a peak dramatically
>The sun sets dramatically over a fleet of dirty trucks.
>Close up on him, his menacing armored helmet hides his face
>We hear an insectile susurrus as the camera closes up on him
>he clenches an armored fist and stands as the dramatic music drowns out the sound
>He thrusts his fist forward and the fleet of dirty trucks begins moving at his command
This thread is so fucking sad.

>>48069804
Counterpoint: I like big cows.

>when you chesh too hard

>>48069822
>Cheshter Cheeto
>Dangerously Meme-y

You WILL help repopulate the elven race.