/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Friendly reminder

>>48050972
Lies to trick you into getting eaten.

>>48050972
Wow, I wonder who's behind this post...

>>48050990
I wonder who is behind THIS post!

>>48051004
Quick, take a picture of her!

>>48051022
Those backwater dorks still think that snapping a picture means you've stolen their souls.

is it succ inspection day already?

>>48051053
THIS SUCCUBUS IS MISSING HER MONSTER DONG!

>>48051022

>>48050775
I can still have choccy milk.

>>48051139
yeah but strawberry though

How long can a cow go without milking?

>>48051193
Did you draw this?
>If so
Why?

>>48051194
A demon whose hue of skin is unusually pale.

>>48051225
Man likes big boobs and milk

>>48051239
the scales and familiar would suggest she's some sort of magic dragon, like Puff

FAT BOOBS on a TINY GIRL

>>48051254

>>48051254
stacked fairies

>>48051254
Oppai loli body erotic

>>48051193
I want a cow that agrees to find out.
We'd set up a safe word and I'd lock her up in chains, play recorded baby cries, loudly complain all day about how thirsty I am, and sometimes lightly tease her nipples.

>>48051242
I didn't need to see /d/ here.

>>48051263
What does this dragon not know?

>>48051315
How many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

>>48051315
She has just realized that she truly knows nothing.

>>48051323
Isn't that, in a way, knowing everything?
After all, there's nothing to know.
If if she truly knows nothing, then she truly knows everything.

>>48051332
Exactly what I mean.

I DEMAND VAMPIRE PANCAKES.

Trolls Trolls Trolls!

>>48051388
>this got finished
Very nice, imagine all those nipples and ass slips when you take her dance wearing that dress

CURSE OF RA

>>48051399
>curse of rautism

>>48051399

>>48051399
! !

>>48051388
I'm pretty sure that I can see her butthole on full display if I just lift up her tail

>>48051416
Anon please! Do not lewd the troll! Do not let the horny thoughts take over!

>>48051402
>dumps sand in your bed

>>48051388
I want to spread those buttocks so fucking bad

>Post on 4mon, aggressively seeking a memekot to meme and kot with
>Get inane rambling posts of mamono pretending to be vamps, foxes, sneks, Druella
>Just utter nonsense
>Each post exactly 1 minute apart
>ItsHer.jpg
>Excitedly ask her for her MonSpace account
>She completely ghosts you
I WILL GET YOU YET, MEMEKOT! YOU WILL BE MINE!

>>48051388
Imagine taking her outside to dance, making her back all sweaty and her breasts shiny with sweat
All that back sweat running down her lower back and disappearing between her buttcrack
And later that night making that back all sweat in bed

Repent

>>48051388
Now a Troll wearing the desert kingdom outfit

>>48051388
Hagville Trolls are so fine

>>48051388
Saint of Trolls delivers again

>>48051388
I must grab and impregnate

>>48051480
Same

>>48051388
I would gladly pay the Troll Toll to get that Boy's Soul.

Maybe if rennaissance-wight had better company, she wouldn't have to have tea parties with her old doll and bogie. How can you make fun of her? The kids these days, they're all sex and no sophistication. And her old friends are spending more and more time with their husbands. It's so sad. What is a wight to do?

>>48051640
>What is a wight to do?
What she has always done, seethe.

>>48051644
I've heard her seethe parties are quite the ragers.

>>48051627
I am weak to Tsun.

Real dead hours.

The Big Cheese would like to see you now...

>>48051783
>Walk into the Big Cheese's office
>It's actually just a giant cheese
What now?

Yankee monsters

>>48051795
I gotchu

>>48051795
>no MG gf to go to Cubs games with
>can't even go to Cubs games at all
It hurts...

>>48051798
I cant believe that candle drop went bankrupt

>>48051388
>Troll
I refuse to pay the toll for their bridge, they have jacked up the toll immensely. That is why I always cross while they are sleeping so I do not have to deal with them whining about not paying the Troll Toll. I will keep dodging the toll because they have no right to charge me THAT much to get across the bridge

50 gold for a crossing each way? Are they Danukiing me out of my money?

>>48051388
I bet this dress would also look great on a Troll

>>48051845
Weight loss regime NOW

>>48051859
>My thirst for dick is STRONG and WITHOUT END
I'm sorry to hear that, Anon. Mayhap you could perchance leave this thread to find one more to your liking?

>>48051857
Is there something that wouldn't look great on a troll?

>>48051867
Diarrhea?

>>48051867
A diaper.

>>48051878
>>48051881
I was talking about clothing

>>48051883
But diapers are clothing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3O6nTjkzhk

>being toured around the pyramid
>nudge anubis's decorative desk abacus
>it wasn't decorative

Careful out there anons, there's been a werewolf sighted in the area.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59951407

>>48050990
Hopefully a cute succubus. Portals soon?

how to stop imminent kot rape?

>sneaking free sniffs of your danuki wife's breath when she's sleeping

>>48051998
Lat down in a sunny spot, she'll want to cuddle instead

>>48051964
Another Werewolf story? Must be a full moon

>>48051998
Go for the beans!

>>48051964
cute story

>>48052160
Is it wrong to moon the wolves

>>48052243
Well, yes but actually no

one image in my personal hellhound folder named hellhound_expand and another named hell_mounds, never to see the light of day besides a select group

there isn't enough ocelomeh art in the world

>>48051964
Very cute story, i wish werewolf girls were real

How do I become a better writer? I try and try to write but always get stuck. Plus I can't write smut to save my life.
Have an idea I've been working on but failing at about an Anon and his bratty Pyrow roommate who always hate fucks one another.

>>48052384
>How do I become a better writer?
Get good.

>>48052384
Unironically just keep writing. You'll never get better if you don't keep trying.

>>48052384
Personally I started out just doing greentexts, worked my way up to longer stories. Also, read a lot. Helps improve vocabulary and wording.

I do hope if monster girls really do come, takeover and do a Day of The Rape. It will also result in pornography or NSFW art actually bring good, appealing, actually erotic and not as trashy and sloppy as it is today. What am I talking or complaining about? Current modern day porn AND Rule 34 and digital nsfw art these days.

And what are the chances that a majority and 90-percent of horny pervy artists who churn out Flavor of the Month anume smut and r34 of currently popular and trending anime waifus are not even fans of the shows/anime/games/books and manga they're making porn and smut of, nor do they even consume, watch, play or read the source material they are sexualizing and making porn out of.

Hell, do these artists even remember the names of the FOTM waifus and girls they sexualize and make porn out of!? It is annoying reasons like this why I have grown to hate and or despise a lot of porn artists these days. They are not faithful true fans, nor do they even consume, watch, read or play the media and IPs they are sexualizing and making porn out of. AKA; sleazy grifters and Patreon parasites riding on hip popular trends who only specialize in illustrating popular trendy waifus. But are seemingly incapable of creating their own shit to make porn out of.

I wish our MGE monster girl overlords can help make better smut and erotica that isn't the vapid rule 34 we have or paywalled Patreon slop from Patreon parasites.

>>48052384
Write crap until you get better. This is the only way. Did you know 9 out of 10 writers give up before getting good?

>>48052450
This post reads as if it was written by CatGPT

>>48052384
Don't worry anon I don't bite...unless you want me to the night is still young and you belong to me body and soul

>>48052552
thank you Claude very cool

>>48050956

>>48052576
Sometimes hebis can be a bit possessive of their daughters

>>48052582
Only sometimes?

>>48052450
If you get a monster wife, your days off looking at porn are over

>>48052576
>>48052582
where is grandpa?

>>48052384
Crack open one random "classic" book (your interpretation) you've been somewhat curious about and make notes of the times you liked something, and what made it likeable. If the book sucks or gets too dry for too long, drop it. It's ok. You can always revisit things. Very few great books are actually great the whole way through.

I want to crack open a bear

>>48052638
This can cause severe bleeding and even death. DON'T DO THIS!

>>48051964
Boring and cliche with too much of useless text

>>48052618
Working, he has not retire yet
Or being imprisoned in the bedroom

Plap the alp.
Plalp.

>>48052638
>haku comes banging on your door to issue a demerit
>brought a beer for demonstration purposes for use in her lecture
>no answer
>gets on her tiphooves to peep through the glass
>...
>hugs in her clipboard, quietly puts the beer in your mailbox and speeds off in the takumobile

I wanna ram my cock into Druella’s mouth!

>>48052384
Read and write.
Before I finally succeeded at making a good story that people liked, I've had like a dozen other stories that I didn't even bother posting anywhere.

>>48052655
Alp has unlocked the power of palindromes. Plalp makes even Tacocat cautious.

>>48051388
One of the few troll pics that I see something other than her hands

How do I act around cows

>>48052761
play jazz

>>48052761
Calm and no sudden movements. And don't wear red. Be sure to express your interest in milk. Chew some gum too to fit in better.

>>48052761
Stare directly at the breasts.

>>48052761
Just act casual, they're chill

>>48052710
Does power of palindromes come with longer shorts or short shorts?

>>48052800
>on a mission to infiltrate a holstaur extremist group
>disguised as a holstaur
>holstaurs start talking about their milk how much they are making and how it taste and hiw they have been using their milk in cooking
>all the heads turn to you
>well anon how much milk you can make?
How do you get out of this situation

>>48052843
Remove my disguise and enjoy a reverse gangbang as was my plan all along.

>>48052843
>anon
>not cownon
Is my cover busted already?

>>48051857
Call me boring or whatever but i love women with black hair and average brown eyes more than blondes any day

>>48052863
>Call me boring or whatever but i love women
same, same

>Teleported in MGC
>Get arrested on dubious claims
>Have no documentation regarding your identity
>Trails is a farce
>Sentenced to prison for 10 years
>Inform the guard that this a prison for women and that you're a man
>She points to the paper
>"It says right here that you're a female."
>Offer to show her proof
>She whips out her nightstick and threatens to whack you with it
>Quickly taken to your new cell
>Small cell with a bunk, sink/toilet, and a desk
>Cellmate is troll who was imprisoned for growing illegal substances
>She's in for a similar amount of time
>She's not allowed to grow stuff on her
>She's allotted limited showers as to not grow any stashed away seeds
>As such, the cell is filled with her natural, troll smell
>Guard tosses you in there with her
On the plus side, she's docile since she doesn't have mamono realm plants making her into an ushi-lite. On the downside, you are now no longer docile since her smell fuels your desire.

>>48051857
Why do hags downplay their sexy curves so hard

>>48052534
Pic related

oh no anon! your meek sheep coworker has hypno app that'll make you do whatever she whats! it doesn't actually work

>>48053032
Well, want does she what?

>>48053041
six hour snooze session

>>48053032
your gonna play along right anon? your not going to let her embarrass herself right anon?

I could stop monster invasion by taking the general's teddy bear hostage.

>>48053041
daki action

>>48053064
that's actually evil anon your getting divinely smote by the relevant authority

>>48052843
>Sisters, I...
>yes?
>Since winter I've... stopped producing milk.
>[gasps]
>It's true. I wish it wasn't. The, uh, the research says it's... uh stress related, but... not making milk just stresses me out more! Which means-
>which means you make even less milk. mmhm, mhm girl, i have beeeeen there. it's a cruel, vicious cycle. i am so, so sorry
>i'm here for you
>i'm here for you too
>we're here for you
>nobody deserves that
>you're never alone with us
>group hug for our new sister, who needs all the love and support we can give!

>anon is crushed by seven pairs of tits and arms cooing and sighing into him and stroking his head
>leaves with a picnic basket stuffed to the brim with fenugreek, flax seed, kale, anise, fennel, and yams
>little note inside: "You WILL overcome this!! <3"
>tears up a little
nevermind survival, now you have worry about not betraying their good will and hurting cowe feelings

>>48053099
Congratulations on becoming holstaur alp

>>48053163
I'd a holst alp.

>>48053403
Then you also become holst alp after drinking holst alp yogurt

>>48053413
I'll become Incubus, fucker of alps.

>>48053428
Fucking alps does not give you superpowers

>>48053496
Feels really really really good though, especially if she leglocks you.

>>48053552
>she

>>48053576
???

>>48053496
Are you sure? How do you know if you haven't even tried, bro?

>>48053496
Wrong.

>>48053661
I do it every day, it's nothing special. I can stop any time I want. I'm not addicted.

All this recent Alp posting is highly suspicious.

I think you should ask out that cute girl whose jewlery has the symbol of Mars theme

>>48053736
There's nothing suspicious about it. Look at this alp.

>>48053736
Gee willikers! Just look at all those turgid tallywhackers, what hey, chap!

>>48053736
You mean something is alpfoot? Bigfoot-Alp?

>>48053805
>ask her out
>she starts stumbling her words, barely manages to say yes.
>Hair ornament turns into a venus symbol
Strange...

>>48053817
>Look at this alp
Too boyish. Needs more prisoners fruit in her diet.

Failure in finding a monster wife until your 30s results in you alping out

>>48053947
If that was true half of this thread would have alped already.

>>48054019
Where do you think we are

Feed your snake

>>48054040
In a thread with a bunch of wizards? How is what i said wrong?

Atleast you're not being dragged off to the hagville auction house

Soft lava golem

>>48054199
I would find that a much more worthwhile activity than slowly die of loneliness.

>>48054249
Would commit bellygrab/10

>>48054146
Why is this cow trying to disguise herself as a succ?

>>48054249
Do not throw food into volcanoes

>>48053821
Those aren't real words. You just made them up.

>>48054288
It's how Alps talk, I know because I've read their stories.

>>48054285
Instead of throwing sacrifices into the volcano, you sacrifice your seed
And now there are lots of small lava blobs that want uppies

>>48053805
Can she do a terraform?

>>48054293
No wonder they get bullied at MGC high.

Sorry ms pyrow, I'm too tired to deal with your lavicious behavior today. Perhaps you'd like to drink cocoa and do some virtual fishing while watching football?

>>48054459
>Miss Pyrow was never seen again.
>Last place she was seen in was anon's house, but she left the place hurriedly a short time after entering.

>Queen dragon hasnt been seean for months
>appears wearing heavy Robe
>paces up and down delivering grand speech
>robe snags and falls of
>it reveals she's pregnant

>>48054518
Stop writing fanfiction Deonora, it doesn't suit you

>>48054518
>malef dragon annoyed her surprise for her minions is ruined

>>48052640
I get the feeling you wouldn't like the rest of my stories anon. They're all pretty cliche. Not meant to be anything unique, just feel good fluff. Believe it or not, I did cut out a lot of filler I felt was unnecessary, especially around the end.

Imagine dragons.

>>48054529
How is that hag still single?

>You are on a path in the forest. At the end of this path, there is a cabin. In the basement of the cabin, there is a princess. You must lay her, or the world will end.
What species is she and are you a bad enough dude to save the world?

>>48054597
She's a Dragon and a Queen, just being near her is scaryx neverming things like going on dates and stuff that people do when they're not single

>>48054137
Do MGE Dragon eggs hatch as monsters or monstergirls?

You think Deonora goes to the local dragonia bar or travels to the bad end bar in hagville to cry?
The latter might be less obvious

>>48054597
Because she's saving herself for me.

Despite making up 13% of the population, foxes are responsible for 50% of all rapes in MGC.

>>48054802
>this message brought to you by ManticorePac

>>48052617
I dunno, I bet you could goon with a kakuen.

>>48054637
Monstergirls.

>>48054637
Eggs. then dragon tadpoles. Later they grow legs and become monster girls. You are man enough to cuddle your tadpole daughter, right??

would you rather a pepsitsune or a manticola?

>bogey comes to visit a gen alpha kid bedroom
>oh my gyatt is that freddy fazbear?!!
>jumps out of bed and snaps pictures of her while doing fortnite dances

>>48054606
Bicorn, so that she can help me save the other princesses.

>>48054942
miss echidna's snakes are pretty cute. im going to give them more affection and headpats than her.

ANON THE SHIP IS SINKING, YOU NEED TO CHOOSE WHO YOU WILL BEG FOR HELP
1. The Seagull and Pelican Harpy pirates flying above who want to rape you.
2. The ravenous Mermaids and Mersharks swimming below who also want to rape you.

>>48054946
I'm too proud to beg, I'll just stand at the stern and yell IN LIFE OR IN DEATH, NO ONE SHALL HAVE THAT WHICH IS BLACK JACK LEE'S!

>>48054946
the life boats are safe. i will be safe in the lifeboats. the jinko on the lifeboat won't rape me.

>>48054902
I drew a baby dragon once and she went gao

>>48050956
>Nextcloud
dafuq
where muh mang mega be at

>>48054984
Taken down, most likely one of the thread pests complained to mega about loli stuff there

>>48054969
Ach so

>>48054989
Awesome.

>>48054946
oh i've heard about this one. you let the scorpion ride on your back as you swim across

>>48054969
>>48055007
what does gao

>>48054946
Which one is cuddlier and fatter?

>>48055029
I mean, it doesn't really matter. Nextcloud archive works only slightly worse.

>cheshire bullying a fat anon by going invisible, levitating a bowl of salad and making spooky "ooo" noises

>get incubised
>the number of incubi in the world stays the same

>>48055159
salads are pretty good too, though

>>48055172
>salad tastes kind of funny
>anon tosses salad with his tongue
>invisible chesh biting her lip

>>48054946
The Captain always goes down with the ship.

>>48054920
I work at a haunted house and a couple of gen z kids did this when I scared them.
I got in trouble for breaking character after I told them to leave.

>>48055182
I'll take a cheshire butt pizza and a cheshire pussy salad to go please.

>>48055159
She gets on me for not eating salads but she's the one who doesn't eat her veggies!

>>48055260
This is the weakest elf hag
And yet I still cannot defeat her
Even so, I must go deep into elf territory

>>48055217
>pink crust
sus

>>48055260
you forgot to put a grown up male that reaches only up to her hips for size comparision

fucking FINALLY, the twitter slop spam is back
some good content

>>48055322
Oddly I agree.

>they hate slop now
*sniff*
I know where I'm not wanted!

>>48055327
You're a real bro, mick

>>48055341
If it makes Dorome-chan feel any better, I think the Feat of Clay two-parter was some of the best content in BTAS

Imps are for ___________.

>>48055420
showing me where miss demon is.

>>48055420
speech pattern correction

>>48055432
if you say you don't like her voice, she can always switch to her jar jar impression

>>48055420
Quickies

>>48055341
To be fair, i don't think anyone here waifus doromes.

>>48055432
You're supposed to endure the baby talk, so for that one day in the future when she's pissed off at someone, she goes full foul-mouthed sailor while drinking beer and smoking cigarettes. Then the next day when she's calmed down, she's back to the baby talk again.

Need Balrog schoolgirl gf

Need the softest hag

Need the hardest hag

>>48055451
This but a pyrow instead

>>48055446
they're in that middle-upper range of monsters for me, like gargoyles or griffons.
i wouldn't necessarily go looking for one but if she snagged me i'd be okay with it

>>48055457
I'm going to friendzone the Pyrow

>>48055451
She looks like a nerd.

>>48055341
Dough-rome...

>>48055446
https://files.catbox.moe/e2jkhu.png
They are perfect for threesomes with Trolls, imagine the geomancy potential of your offspring

play hoopla with large horned monsters to establish dominance
i've thrown hoops on lims, on minos, on dragons, on weresheep, on balrogs. what are they going to do? throw the hoop on me? oh wait, I don't have any horns!

>>48055455
>happy rattling noises

>>48055462
Thats how you get a gang of pyrows ganging up on you after she calls for backup.

Pyrows are scary
But they are scared of the principle so I have to hide in her office

>>48055458
>>48055466
Doromes are just bimbofied Gnomes.

>>48055491
strictly better gnome, yeah.

>>48055474
There she is
KC's worst design

>>48055457
That was a nice trick

>>48055511
That's a weird way to say best girl.

>>48055455
Dragon scales are pretty hard

>>48055519
>pic unrelated

>>48055511
That's not Selkie desu

Dragons are bad.

Dragons are rad.

>>48055519
This dragon has breasts.

>>48055544
THUD

Nothing will stop me from snuggling hags

>>48055534
>dragons are radioactive
That's why you should stay away from them.

>>48055544
>>48055548
God I fucking love FAT tails

If a Kakuen can't teach me how to shoot energy from my hands then I don't want her!

>>48055457
I love pyrows so damn mu

>>48055586
>so damn mu
anon? ANON!?

>>48055590
T-they got him...
We have to run NOW!

>>48055593
I don't need to run. Pyrows wouldn't go for me anyway.

>>48055457
I prefer Balrog because they would be bigger romantics, peak "pure gyaru" archetype

>>48055620
He's got the dragon tongue, if you know what I mean.

Everyone knows gyarus are out of shape. Just out run the pyrow

>>48055451
This, but arch imp instead.

>>48055635
I am also out of shape, I have no choice but to hide

>>48055620
She's all damaged because she lost the fight to Alduin on the Throat of the World the moment when Alduin reappeared. Be a good dragon"slayer" and treat her well. She's recovering

Dragons are... vlad?

>>48055679
Careful, the Vampires will sue you for that.

Which is better: dragons with scales covering private parts or clothed dragons?

>>48055685
I like the former better. Its more lewd.

>>48055685
Fatter

Competitive
Monster
Kissing.

Gentlemen don't even offer their face for lady to take a seat upon on a hot, sweaty summer's day. Chivalry is dead.

>>48055745
>A ghoul wins for the 4th year in a row

>>48055685
clothed when having scale covering nipples

>>48054044
What happens if I stick my hand down her throat?

>>48055763
An underdog Oomukade will rise again some day like the prophecies foretell.

Fiji mermaid kakuen.

>>48055511
I don't know. Sea slime is pretty bad too.

I bet they'd both look better with an art update.

overfeeding your pets and then giving them too small lingerie is considered abuse

What would a non-yandere shirohebi be like?

>>48055801
A normal lamia with white scales. Taking the yan out of the hebi is just taking the hebi out of the hebi.

sluge

>>48055759
How would they react if I just came up and flipped their table and ruined their tea party?

>>48055806
>Normal lamia
Lamias are still exceptionally jealous and possessive, just as much as shirohebi. It's just instead of squeezing their husbands very tightly with their tails, shirohebis magic their unfaithful husbands. They're basically just the white-scaled, Zipangese version of the lamia. Same disposition, just a different way of dealing with husbands.

>>48055827
Taser in the butthole.

>>48055827
Vanilla donut and then tea flavored donut.

>>48055759
For cait sith and cait sith only.

>>48055806
How can you tell a shirohebi from a vanilla lamia with white hair and scales?

>>48055849
>Yan
>Blue fire
>Speaks in moon runes
Pretty easily actually.

Yeah, tailpussy is good, but have you tried vaginalpussy?

>>48055863
i prefer alppussy

>>48055825
SLUGGIN' IT OUT TONIGHT!

>>48055837
YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM! MAAAAAAAAN!

>>48055825
>>48055877
!

Fuck the police.

>>48055894
Hey wait a second, this isn't due process, this is just rape!

Reminder that with mamono, every day is a safe day

>>48055924
Yeah, a safe impregnation day.

Once the Holstaur traps your cock between her tits, there is NO escape...

I really need a Satsuki Pharaoh gf. And buy her swimsuits and such.

Once the Baphomet traps your cock between her tits, there is NO escape...

You guys are too horny. Take a cold shower.

>>48055869
Same, people don't realize what they are missing

>>48055947
I definitely would buy nice lingerie and swimsuits for a Pharaoh gf too.

>>48055869
>>48055961
Troon loving fags.

>>48055968
This isn't your 3D political garbage, we are talking about biological monster women

>>48055968
projection

Alps are not to be lewded. They're bros and nothing more. You can watch sportsball, play card games, or play vidya together, perhaps even do some pranks or wild stunts, but never do anything lewd with them. If they try to make something lewd, you bully them relentlessly.

This is the only way to approach the alp question.

>>48055974
No, you're talking about homosexual men being given a false image to trick men into thinking they're not having sex with a faggot playing pretend. Alps are just Succubi for fags in the closet.

>>48055951
Yeah right, Baphos are all FLAT. None of them have legit cowtits. And no, magically getting some doesn't count either, they're fakers.

>>48055988
>Alps are just Succubi
Pretty much yeah.

>>48055987
thats cruel and unusual

is alpfag back?

Which incident is this?

>>48056034
The incident of "retard wastes image limit with AI slop"

>>48056034
despicable hat thief

>>48056037
AI creates so many possibilities.

>>48055966
Don't forget cool and rare swords.

>>48056034
I love MGE touhous, but you need to try again with that one.

>>48056077
All of them shit.

>>48056078
>Hey babe i bought you this ornamental Khopesh
>She sweats nervously
What did i do wrong?

>Post online how you hate the fact those dirty desert kingdom people have been moving into your town more and more
>The next day, all your neighbors have moved out and been replaced with various brown skinned monsters not even trying to be subtle about eyeing you up

I love art drawn by my Automaton wife

>>48056112
I don't like brown skin monster girls so I'll be moving.White flight it is then.

>>48056116
>not fighting for your home
You are weak and will be molested by Whitehorns.

>>48056104
>buy her a cool dagger
>show it to her
>She brings out a demon silver dagger, salutes you and adopts a combat stance
Courage and honor, anon.

>>48054802
foxes would like to remind everyone that you can't rape your spouse

>>48056127
May her knife chip and shatter.

>>48054802
They wish

>>48056175
>Anon's hips might chip and shatter later that night.

>>48056191
I hate brown people though.

red eyeliner tho

>>48056214
just needs 8 more tails

>>48056214
That red eye liner sure is something

>falling victim to the charm of imps

Everytime a Sabbath member trying to get free candy comes to my door this Halloween she's getting broccoli!

>>48056290
do you want to be covered in greenworms?

>>48056290
>excited herbivore girl noises

>>48056311
Yes. But I want to be covered in my Greenworm daughterus.

>>48056200
All the more reason why you're gonna get raped by them!

>>48056351
nuh uh

Sloth MG when?

Remember to help out at your local graveyard this Halloween, the freshly reanimated zombie girls get scared by all the people in costumes!

>>48056375
Too spooky for me.

>>48056375
Awwwww!

>>48056380
Nobody cares

just alp my shit up

>>48056375
this leads to being the only guy to show up to the monster mash

>>48056443
k

>Thought I caught that kunoichi who keeps trying to “assassinate” me
>She turns into a puff of smoke and all that is left is a log with a crude picture of a kunoichi on it
Every single time

>>48056518
i like when they unintentionally teleport out of their clothes

>>48056444
Surely more than one person is willing to go do some social work with cute zombies.

>>48056518
Check the back of that picture, I bet her number is on it.

>>48056375
Impregnating as many zombies as I can in a single night

Pyros and Balrogs are like, so cute, right?

>>48056570
Nah. They're ugly. Proof: You can't possibly post a picture of a cute pyrow OR balrog.

>>48056570
They're totes my.jam,and I normally dislike the gyaru thing.

>go on an adventure with a loli Amazon
>make her consider the merits of human gender roles by filling her pussy and ass with cum every night

Why is it that foxes always, ALWAYS have just one tail or nine of them? Is there really such demand for 100 - 700 years old foxes? Or is it all illusions, so that foxes either want to appear wise and experienced with more years than they really have or young and fertile with totally just one tail, honest?

>>48056576
You're a no-good downer who doesn't know how to appreciate how •totally rad!• a girl and her crew can be!

>>48056598
>Always have just one tail
Western foxes. Their tail number doesn't scale up with power or mana, so 90% of foxes just have one tail.
>or nine of them
Overrepresented in Japan. As the most powerful cast of Inari, they have the riches and power to have their likeness plastered and worshipped everywhere as deities.

>>48056631
The 10% of western foxes that don't have one tail commonly have had their tail removed due to early encounters with the fur trade and their reluctance to cooperate on trap escape techniques.
This actually makes them more dangerous because they experience half the air resistance and are twice as desperate to secure a mate.
As only old foxes were the first to encounter the fur trade, these hags are of an exceptionally high threat level.
The last one to secure a boy did so by snatching him from a moving train, and he wasn't seen again until he emerged from her den six weeks later.
The mate reportedly had been eating raw deer and takeout Chinese for the entire gestation period of his first three children.

I could beat a Balrog up. She looks like a dumb, weak dork.

>>48056691
Yeah, that sounds accurate, Gandalf.

>>48056570
I want to play DnD with a group of nerd Pyrows and their ultranerd Balrog leader

>>48056691
I could take two balrogs at once.

>>48056801
Sure, but could you take two balrogs at once in a fight?

>>48056570
I'll admit that they kind of are. Thankfully, I'm into mature women and not cute girls

>>48056807
Like a pillow fight? That sounds fun!

>>48056819
Pyrows are more advanced than you know!

>>48056830
When does she evolve into a balrog?

>>48056830
I need to be caught by a group of roaming Elder Gyarus.
>"Anonnnn, didn't I see you at my niece's baseball game? It was killer, right? You were there with your brother, what's-his-face. No, I wasn't staring."
>"Say, me and some of the girls were going to go play pool downtown after this. You should come along, it's gonna be wizard. The kids still say things are 'wizard' right?"
>"They do? Good, I'm still hip. Not that I was ever going to sweat about it!"

>>48056845
Pyrow OLs would be my UNDOING. World needs more of them.

>>48056845
>Elder Gyarus
lol