/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>4805355
Same can be said for half of the boards on 4chan

what's the secret to cumming that much

I want to know

Well, that's a lot of cum.

>>4805361

1. Drink a lot of water. Frequent hydration is key.
2. Stop masturbating.
3. Wait a week or so.
4. Masturbate.

>>4805361
me too

>>4805365
A week? That doesn't seem worth it.

>>4805361

inject saline into your testicles

So how bout that new logo on the front page, /jp/?

>>4805369


You would think so.

So did I.

But the orgasm you get is worth it.

>>4805385
logo?

>>4805385
That moot sure is a card

>>4805387
I've never had an orgasm hmm, I've even gone for like a month...

>>4805355
It's kind of sad that this beats most of porn's cumshots by a long shot.
Might even be able to take on some hentai.

Pic not related i guess, Mr. OP

Inb4 /cum/

>>4805391

Clear your cache and go refresh the main page.

Reported. Wanker in OP pic is a dick.

>>4805385
>4chan 2.0
Goddamn moot sure takes his trolling seriously, doesn't he?

It almost seems like it would hurt to cum for that long.

>>4805404
Oh god no, the stuff I've seen in some Hentai is the stuff of nightmares.

>>4805415
Well, some, not all.
I mean, some have guys literally cum buckets.

>>4805410
More so since he realized 4chan is doomed to failure.
Hence his constant trolling/fucking with /v/ /b/ and /jp/ just to piss people off.

>>4805410

Hit refresh, it gets better.

>>4805404

Sadly enough, yes. Is there an archive of gifs of Hot Glue?

>>4805409
I c wat u did thar.

>>4805422
Annoying thing is, he's deadly seriously.
He actually is feeding 4chan to the dogs himself.

>>4805371
A little over a year ago I started doing self inflicted saline injections into my own scrotum. The feeling was amazing, the nerves in my balls and cock were stretched and I became 1000x more sensitive to touch. Having my balls cupped in my underwear and pressed up against my member made every step feel sort of like having my cock masturbated by a woman's outer pussy lips. However, I got careless one night and due to a lack of sterile conditions, I got a staph infection, this got worse and worse as my balls failed to drian. Normally it took only a day or to for the fluid to be absorbed into my body, But a week later my balls were still huge. Finally had to go to the ER to get something done and the urologist stuck a needle full of lidocane into my ballsack, then started cutting. Yes CUTTING, my ballsack and sticking his finger inside to clean out the infected blood, and fluid. On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being your wife/girlfriend finding out you are having an affair, contacting the other woman, and both torturing you for 3 days,..... this was a 14. I swore never again, but if I found someone to do it right for me..... Hmmmmm.

>>4805426
There was a forum dedicated to it, I forgot the url. Search gelbooru for semen on figures, someone mentions it in a comment on one of the first page pictures

Woah woah woah.
Whenever there is a naked chick in OPs post we get a minor shitstorm over porn in a sfw board.
But when that's the picture nobody says anything?
Explain yourselves.

>>4805432
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

WHY DID I READ THE WHOLE THING

>>4805450
>fig and hotdog.gif

>>4805450

3d porn is pig disgusting.

This is merely a man showing his crafting skills with hot glue.

>>4805450
Shitstorms about NWS stuff are rare unless a certain autistic is online and in a bad mood.

>>4805432
Dear Lord that's disgusting.

I find it funny how all the OC supporters were so defensive in the OC threads a few months ago, claiming the trolling wouldn't happen in old /jp/. Now draw rooms and OC threads are more popular than ever.

>>4805355
All most makes me feel sick to watch.

If this is the same guy as in some other videos, I heard he had some weird internal situation where stuff pumped into his ballsack would come out his dick but that's like 3rd hand info.

>>4805426
http://fcspot.hentaiparadize.org/forums/index.php?sid=30b8aa090514b1f8e1e366582d37cd3c

>>4805450

Only one person complains about nsfw material here. And that guy spams Gok Threads.

>>4805460
Imagine, an entire board about OC............

It's like a bottle of whipped cream!

>>4805464
>3rd hand info
Son, I am disappoint.

>>4805469


Besides, /jp/ likes to see dicks cumming. Hence the obsession with traps, dickgirls, and so on...

>>4805481
dicks & cum are awesome, I fap to the op's gif

>>4805476
Imagine two. Also, don't use so many periods because it makes you look stupid.

>>4805481
good job describing the entire 4chan userbase !arc.

>>4805478
Except with extra salt.

>>4805487
periods?

>>4805365
Is that really all there is to it?

>>1
>>Right off the bat: no fucking hot glue fetish

Yeah well, suck it, moot. That was back when this place wasn't Facechan. Enjoy you're hot glue flying everywhere all over /jp/ now.

That looks awesome. Anyone have any tips on increasing the amount of semen?

>>4805513
This cannot be done naturally.

>>4805513

see

>>4805365

>>4805513
I asked this a few weeks ago and I was told that if you masturbated for a very long time, the volume would increase. The next day I tried doing just that, I must have masturbated for two hours atleast and came close to orgasm a handful of times. When I came it was indeed a larger volume, but the shocker was that it shot further than ever.

Now I make sure to masturbate for a very long time everytime I do it. Cumming a lot and shooting farther seems to make it feel more erotic.

>>4805536
I shot all over my monitor the first time I did that. It was a disaster.

>>4805530
What does that say?

>>4805544
>>>/a/32958639
the thread where it's from

>>4805540
oh no, I bet cum got stuck in the corner and such.
Nightmare to clean ?

>>4805548
Just read through it, it doesn't say.
Also what are you doing on /a/?

>>4805540
I once hit my own face because I wasn't expecting it. Fortunately, my glasses kept it from getting in my eyes; that really stings, I'm told.

>>4805556
/jp/ is slow at these hours. More so then usual.

>>4805536

How do I prevent myself from premature shots? My usual lasts around 10-15 minutes.

>>4805540
I stood up so I could cum on the table and check the volume, and somehow the first shot went onto the base of one of my figures. I think I got it all off.

>>4805554
Nah, I got to it immediately so there wasn't a problem.

>>4805559
It'd be interesting to know who told you that.
It would reveal quite a lot about said person.

>>4805559
Anyone have that gif of the porn where the guys sperm misses the women and hits the cameraman??

>>4805561
When it starts to tingle, stop completely and take your hand off your penis. Wait a few seconds to a few minutes and start over again. If simply taking your hand off doesn't work on its own, think of your dog or your dead grandmother.

>>4805566
Ah, have you ever smelled what a festering dried tissue filled with cum smells like?
I once didn't clean my room for like 3 months and had loads of "used" tissues on my desk. It began to smell rather unpleasant. Now I am in the habbit of flushing straight after.

>>4805574
Or if you squeeze the end of your penis in between your index finger and thumb, and hold for a few seconds, it'll not come out. Wait 30 seconds or so, start again.

/jp/ isn't great with staying on topic

>>4805522
bullshit

>>4805513
L-Arginine, L-Lysine, Zinc, and plenty of water.

>>4805577
Jesus I was expecting "in my trash" not "on my desk". That's too filthy for even me.

>>4805574

What? rise losing my Hard-on? Would browsing on 4chan work instead of thinking about the deceased? When I ejaculate, usually I'd grab a tissue quickly and cover the tip of my penis. Am I missing out alot? Or should I just let it fly?

>>4805561

Sheer willpower basically. What I found most effective is putting on some music that you really enjoy while you're fapping. I remember turning on some Initial D and thanks to the music being so GODDAMN GOOD I was completely unable to reach an orgasm for quite a long time.

Dammit only on 4chan can one pop a boner while talking about masturbating with other people. Jerking time...

>>4805582
What this isn't a masturbation thread?

>>4805577
I came into a bottle once because I wanted to save my semen. The first few times I opened the bottle it didn't smell bad. But after a while it started smelling really really bad and I threw the bottle away.

.....

>>4805584
Alright man next time you cum 3oz with your supplements and water let me know.

>>4805593
Well, I mean, damn, look at OPs GIF and you can't help but pop a boner imagining what it'd be like ejaculating that much.

>>4805589
After a few times there's no risk of losing your erection. Usually when I take my hand off my penis after the first feelings of orgasm, it just pulses once really hard like it's trying to cum and stays very hard. Most of the time nothing comes out. Sometimes something that's not semen and not urine will come out.

STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS.

>>4805565
If you lurk /d/ long enough, you'll actually come across a rather enlightening thread once in a while where the unfortunate parts of reality meet the idealized fiction of a fetish. Wade through at your own peril.

>>4805619
Why don't you take it easy and toss one off, anonymous?

>>4805617
precum