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Humanity won
Monsters lost

cat

Meh. Koturday. It's nothing to CROW about.

>>48038247
>It's nothing to CROW about.

>You know, Anon, Koturday doesn't have to end just because the day is over
>What if I told you there was a way to have Koturday EVERY day?

>>48038257
Ocelomeh already have Taco Tuesdays to themselves.

Chesh isn't funny.

>>48038257
That's okay, I'm more of a dog person.

Hmm, if you think about it, Hakutakus are basically just cows right? Fluffy cows. They're basically just yaks, more or less. I'm gonna go find an old Hakutaku hag and climb on her back and ride her like the central asians ride actual yaks.

>>48038267
But is she cute?

>>48038267
Yes, she is.
>>48038286
Also, yes.

>>48038278
God I want to eat out Haku-sensei so damn bad.
I don't know why of all girls she specifically makes me want to do this specific thing, but she does. Doubly so if she calls me a good boy.

>>48038286
she is cat

Very tall wight with a big booty.
Lady Dimitrescu type of wight

>>48038310
>Miss Wight's mansion is full of treasure.
>But no Anon to share all that booty with.
Many such cases.

>>48038318
That's doesn't seem safe. She needs to start investing.

>>48038267
tsun tsun

>>48038327
>Growing her already bloated booty
I don't think that's even possible.

>>48038267
She is very helpful though.

>POV: 5 seconds into a ghoul attack

>>48038368
Her place is under my office desk. The pay is good. She can start today.

>>48038377
>Miss Ghoul was a CPA before she died.
>As soon as she hears "pay is good" she immediately knuckles down and begins negotiating.
>It's like you're dealing with a demon.
>A demon who wants to suck your dick 24/7 and seems intent on getting that into the employment contract.

>>48038441
Now I want to marry her.

>>48038361
Pal is lucky to be blessed with Purple Relic.

>>48038528
A pretty good relic too. Guides him to more treasure. Will randomly scavenge items while traveling. Provides some cold resistance too.

>>48038377
Imagine thinking you can control a ghoul.

Boy, you're getting dragged to her crypt and "eaten". Just pray she doesn't have sisters that are violent lovers. Or do if you're into that kind of thing.

>>48038527

What's fun about ghouls is that they initially don't know what their love hole is for. They only use their mouths. And when you teach them what their other mouth is for, they're overwhelmed with pleasure.

The question is, how long would you go before you make love to her love hole?

What's the appeal of ghouls?

>>48038604
Designed for guys with mouth and tongue fetishes but aren't willing to go full vore with sandworm.

>>48038603
>they initially don't know what their love hole is for. They only use their mouths.
I now want to use my mouth on Ghoul's love hole.

>>48038603
maybe 100 years or so

Other than succubus, what is the horniest monster girl?

>>48038640
Jubjub for one definition, White Horn or Balrog for the other.

I always compared Ghoul with volatiles from Dying Light, and after playing The Following expansion I saw volatile nests in the wild as Ghoul nests, imagine one day exploring the wild and you happen to trip into a Ghoul nest, there you find a group of sisters that claim ownership over you and start fighting for who's the one that will marry you, until they reach the consensus that first one that gives birth to your baby wins.

>>48038651
I like to imagine the feral ghoul swarms from Fallout but with MGE ghouls instead. In my mind, that's what your typical first encounter with them would be like. They always charge at you and attempt to tackle you. Either you get the stray ghoul that goes after you; you go into a ghoul infested building, and one by one they wake up and charge at you, sometimes alerting the others; or, you swarm of ghouls traveling in the wilds or in town charge at you the moment they see you. They're always fast, and they always throw themselves at you with erratic movements making it hard to dodge.

>>48038640
Lilim, they never score any boya

>>48038640
Whitehorns of course. Its in their name.

>>48038640
Whatever this lady is.

>>48038690
One quick reverse image search shows she's futashit

You look like you would make cute kittens

Ghouls rule!

>>48038795
They are one of the lowest casts of undead, just above recently revived zombies.
So no, ghouls don't rule.

>>48038808
Power is abstract. The ghouls answer to no one but themselves. They take what they want by force.
They do in fact, rule.

>>48038752
Orin going to make me into a tom?

>>48038816
The ghouls might live however they want, but only in their alloted little corner, taking the crumbs of higher casts and the ocassional lost man.

>>48038832
>The ghouls might live however they want, but only in their alloted little corner, taking the crumbs of higher casts and the ocassional lost man.
Mmm hmm... Sounds a lot like the seethe of ancient, undead hags that are upset the "young" ghouls keep stealing all the men before they can get to higher level areas of the undead realms.

>You heard my song? Thank goodness... Someone has finally come for me! Say, could you please remove the seal on me?

Give your cuddliest kot
Alternatively, your loneliest kot who needs cuddles

>>48038848
And that sounds like the ceasless prattle of the recently revived that have no idea how the underworld works.

>>48038858
Apologies, I only have super yandere hebis and exceptionally creepy whitehorns to give right now.

>>48038858

>>48038862
Don't need to care about how things work, when you're getting the pick of the lot of men who wander into the underworld. Wights and vamps need to rethink how they're operating because the ghouls, zombies, and ghosts are getting all the men while they remain single and childless.

>>48038873
Strong desire to hug her, rest my head on her shoulder, and sniff her _ears_

>>48038858

>>48038858
I want the cuddliest Jinko for myself.

>>48038865
They arent creepy and yandere enough
Unless they have a catatonic meltdown if they lose sight of me for 5 seconds theyre not clingy enough

Ded

>>48038960
This is why I think bug girls are the best at being creepy yanderes. Sneks are too cute by half and beast girls are too cuddly.

>>48039012
Oh no, this cow is dead

Remember to handle your dolls with care.

>>48038808
The lower echelon of the undead are best girls, curious since Vampires are the highest and most boring undead in existence

>>48038848
>pancake vampire hags sit in their castles waiting for a crumb of dick to blow their way
>ghouls are pillaging villages and bringing back a guy over each shoulder, one for her and one for her friend so her kids will have some friends to play with

>>48039097
Pancakes? Tell me more about the pancake ladies. I'm INTO breakfast food.

Ｈｅｙ　Ｓｈｅｎｒｏｎ…願い叶えて (叶えて)

>>48039064
But they make the funny sound when I drop them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xOP_jPEt14

>>48039099
Anon, you're her breakfast. And lunch. And dinner.

>>48039124
OK, but do they give ME breakfast? Like, I would eat a pancake dinner--I'm into breakfast all the time, all the meals

>>48039134
Are you, a human male, articulating that if you were provided a selection of early-day comestibles, that you would not only enter a vampire castle of your own volition, but do so with avidity?

>>48039149
Uh, yeah? I like breakfast food.

Stuck in a dark castle/manor all day alone can harm anyones mental health, don't forget to give your local vampire lots of love and blood

>>48039177
Instructions unclear, wandered into the ghoul ghetto instead.

>>48039177
Pancakes first. Man's gotta have a code.

>>48039152
>Anon walks out of his house to go to work
>trail of pancakes leading up to the spooky mansion on the hill overlooking the town

>>48039273
She needs some milk
To grow the horns back of course

Ahh cool, this cute, little, goat girl said she's gonna give me a new graphics card if I go into her dark van with tinted windows! It's my lucky day; my PC needed an upgrade!

>>48039282
That's honestly pretty cute and I would TOTALLY fall for that IRL.

>Seeing your muscle mino in a wedding dress

>Sticking your fingers into the mouth of a whitehorn

>>48039289
>vampire slams the door shut after you "fall" for the pancake trap
>starts ranting about how you're going to spend the rest of your life as her bloodbag
>pour some syrup on her and start licking it off

>Headpatting a bapho whose head is resting in your lap
>You're not wearing pants

>>48039387
>vamp tries to drain you
>falls asleep halfway through as her body struggles to process the astronomically sugary blood coursing through Anon's veins

Monsters on escort missions that walk slightly faster than your walking speed but run slower than your running speed.

No, just because I headpatted that loli at the park a single time because I thought she was cute does NOT mean I an inclined to marry her now.

>>48039459
This is why you hire a centaur follower. Both you and the one you're escorting can ride her.

>>48039469
How's that even possible if she's FOLLOWING you? By definition you're in front!

>>48039516
By using commands.

This thread is too slow. We need more trolls in here to spice things up.

>>48039548
Understood!

>>48039557
If any girl was gonna do that to you against your will, it'd be cheshire.

I will never stop running from the Monster. She will never catch me.

>>48039593
She's gonna get you

>Lamia with a 40' long tail and is 2' in diameter

>>48039548
More Trolls mean more sex

>>48039670
the perfect creature

>>48039754
Feet fren, not inches!

>>48039735
I want to overpower and cum inside a Troll leader of the local gang of P'orcs and become the new overlord

>>48039779
I don't have a pic of a 40 foot long lamia that's 2 inches dammit! I'm making do with what I got!

>>48039670
Mist continent long dragon would be fun.
>grants ambiguous "good health" and "good fortune" and "luck" in exchange for worship (ceaseless praise)
>super duper ultra wise and full of sage advice for all of life's trials - none of it practicable or really meaning anything in particular if you dissect it
>breathes fire, but it's pretty much a loud magical firework and not actually hot or dangerous
>claims to be an excellent shapeshifter and can hide among the populace, underfoot, or in the sky to better observe the people, but it's very obviously her behind a bush or holding up a mask on a stick and no one says anything so she doesn't throw a tantrum
>not so good at rain, very good at thunder and lightning
>if you mention the existence of ryus anywhere around her, you are sent to the reeducation bedroom
>the dick makes her slightly less crazy
>temporarily
>dick her enough and she turns into a perfect gentle mother figure that will cook you god tier mist food and abashedly laugh off all the ridiculous things she did before, or will do tomorrow if you don't dick her in the morning

>>48039817
I'm just thinking about how I'd get lost in all that tail

Coffee dates?

>>48040076
With a spider

>>48038218
I approve of big kots.

Do you think single monsters ever group up into harems, and look to find a husband together(excluding monsters that naturally swarm).

>>48040189
Yeah, succs and cows do it all the time
Does someone have the more apt "buy one get one free!" ln art?

>>48040076
>Coffee date, no rape
>Coffe date? No! Rape.

>>48040076
>order a black coffee
>she whispers into your year that you don't have to act tough around her and you can get whatever you want
>...
>too embarrassed to redo the order or get a second one
>she gets a sugarbomb with a heart drawn into the milk foam
>sit down
>trades yours with hers and sips your hardass black cuppa with a smile

>>48040237
I actually like espressos. Milk coffee tastes too sweet and heavy for me at this point

>>48040283
Yeah black coffee is both useful and better than a gay sugar bomb or whatever you had to mask the taste of real coffee

>>48040237
But what if I like my coffee black just like my metal? I prefer making my own cold brew.

>>48035654
>>48035715
Either way, would that still lead to a "misunderstanding" situation and or confusion as to why am incubus son would ever be romantically interested in a mere human girl? Especially if the incubus son actually interacted and befriended said mere human girl, and said human girl is also just a plain but morally decent person.

Imagine also the "EEEEEEHHHHH!?" From all the confused and dumbfounded monster girls why a prospective boy would ever be in love with such a mere human girl? Especially coming from upper class monster girls as to why a boy would ever want to be with a commoner HUMAN woman.

i want to drink monster from the tap

>>48040446
what is your favorite flavor?
mine is JUICED or pipeline punch

>>48040493
Ecto cooler

>>48040493
ultra white, for real

>>48040446
>zero sugar
give me the full sugar monster please

>>48040493
>pipeline punch
this is my poison

monster energy is a conspiracy
the flavor denotes the monster you'll get.

>>48040609
Wrong
pretty sure ultra white is a beloved flavor, and not every one is into the same thing.

>>48038244
why this kot has octopus rings on her tits

>>48040615
>Ultra white
I feel like if all else fails, you'll just get a 30+YO succubus

>ask out lich
>thought she was in normal lichy things
>like alchemy, spellcraft or necromancy
>she’s into mascot horror games
>every week i have to play/watch through the latest fnaf, baldis basic, poppy playtime, gaten of banban fan game/animations
>even during sex she has the videos playing in the background

>going down the sidewalk
>get shoulderchecked by a hellhound
>"hey human whats your problem huh are you seeking trouble you little punk"
>my face goes from annoyed to smiling
>wait a second i already have a wife
>walk past her sipping coffee

>>48038923
>>48038923
This poses an interesting question:
How quickly does monster mana change a human into a monster? Is it immediate like in that picture or does it take constant influence over weeks?

>>48040652
do you think mamono use the term monsters like its the N word?

>>48040654
It seems to vary
fallen maidens has it has simply being a single event
the kakuen profile marks their corruption as gradual
and then there's sushi blood and malef blood

>>48040666
Gradual sounds like it would create a lot of problems. Like going from human form with two legs to snake shaped (no legs) or unicorn (4 legs). How hard it would be to have 1 leg or 3 during the half way point.

why are elves so polarizing? They’re either extremely tall flat or absolutely stacked, there’s never an in between

>>48040722
there isnt that much to go on as most of the detailed transformations are from things powerful enough to make in instant, or its form filling a woman post orgamsm up with DE, which apparently works at the same speed

Inexplicable intercrural with serpents and fishes.

>>48040440
Weaksauce is weak. Human women and monsters are passe and flawed. Real chad incubi recognize that both share a common weakness, they come with lame factory vaginas. The most diligent course of action is to create a customized vagina from scratch. This scholarly option is beyond most men, fortunately there are plenty of elves.

>>48040533
>not Ecto Cooter
Now we can all share your parents' disappointment! Besides, Crab Juice is the more substantial beverage.

>>48040658
Humans have to do it, otherwise it's monsters high-fiving every time a rape happens. Those damn monsters need someone to mock them for their fixations on phallic, they can't be trusted to do it themselves.

>>48040985
>taillet

Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by digging a tunnel through my grave into the secret Wurm tunnels that go across the world and into the Earth's hollow core?

Why do all the job listings in hagville come with onsite accomodations?

>>48040440
>Either way, would that still lead to a "misunderstanding" situation and or confusion as to why am incubus son would ever be romantically interested in a mere human girl?
No? A lot of monstergirls were human before, just read the books that have corruption. Monstergirls don't generally view women as inferior(unless it's a vampire). At worst they will be really pushy to monsterize her or try to spike her food, but it's not like she's going to stay human for long if she's married to an incubus and lives in a mamono realm.

>>48040666
>sushi blood
Hmm. Something fishy about this one.

Smelly monsters>all others.

>>48041433
>Miss Werekot works at McDonald's
>Smells like stale fryer oil and grease
>Anon's dick is DIAMONDS

>try to steal from a dragon
>she catches me in the act
>try to deflect and claim that I wasn't stealing
>she starts going: "Liar, liar, pants on fire."
>actually sets my pants on fire

>>48041632
The third worst type of burning in your loins you can have.

>>48041451
I can bathe her...

>>48041785
Yes, because kots are well known for being chill and happy when in baths.

>>48041795
I can always use raging mushrooms to overpower her and get her into the shower.

>>48041795
I want to fuck this receptionist.

>>48041388
mermaid blood do be kind of weird though
humans can use it to extend their own lifespans with no apparent corruptive qualities

>>48042254
Cow sex! Cow sex! Sex with cow!

>>48038218
comfy hebis

>>48042254
She looks underfed

>keeps slandering a vampire online but never let her into your house so she can't do anything about it
>She's also too proud to ask anyone else to help get you out

>>48042458
>vampire waits until anon gets close to his window
>uses a whip to snatch him from his own home Scorpion style
Keep being smug towards monstergirls and they wil start getting creative.

>>48042539
I only have those small side windows so that won't do.
I have foiled her plans once more. Surely now she will give up and simply accept my superiority.
>It just keeps escalating into near spy vs spy levels of shenanigans.

The large bat rapes you. You cum...

Don't trust fox kids.

Well, that's certainly fine for a blue board.

>>48042684
Worst part is that it's AI. Couldn't even find some high-quality stuff to get banned for.

>>48042759
Also, not even a monster girl--just a woman in a bunnysuit.
>Sad
>Low energy

Jinko with street smarts, which isn't of any particular use because she lives in the jungle.

>>48042931
How did she aquire those streets smarts then?

Some spiders have started evolving for hunting shotas

alright anons it's time to be productive, creative and contribute something to this thread, today's subject, TV
you, yes (You) have gotten a change to pitch a new show to the executives of a broadcast network, tell them all about it, the premise, the characters, ect.
there's a number of channels you could pitch to that i found trawling the archives
>ShogTV
>NukiNetwork
>the Maid Channel
>Fox
>History Channel (monsters love a good doc)
or maybe you want to pitch a must see show to a new up and coming channel
bonus: really flex your creative muscles and write the show's pilot

don't have a unique show idea? no problem write an episode for an existing show, a few I found in the archives;
>Space Outlaw Anon
THE chase show, SOA charms hearts, travels the stars and skilfully and/or comically evades all attempts to claim him every week
>Thief Anon
another chase show, not!Garrett steals all sorts of things and manages to get away with it, no longer showing on ShogTV after he successfully evaded the warm gooey embrace of his shog companion one season
>My Ushi Sisters
anon has a lot of ushi sisters, wants to date a different type of monster but is prime ushi bait, hijinks ensue
>Mamono Magi
the Magi battle for love and justice, has at least 2 seasons
>Star Soldier Salamander
described as a shameless Mamono Magi season 2 rip off, Salamander battles an alien fleet in her H-ART fighter to confront the darkness within, May Victory be Yours!
>Special Agent Duster
kiki spy drama

I will bring back to good old days of creativity if I have to drag you lot kicking and screaming

>>48042959
Why do all the best girls like shotas?

>>48042945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE

>>48042978
I have a show to pitch to Fox.
"Fox Sanctuary"
>Every season, 16 lucky Anons are sent to the Fox Sanctuary.
>It's a secluded shrine deep in a mountainside forest.
>The shrine is populated entirely by foxes.
>ALL of them are kitsune in disguise.
>The Anons are there to get to know the kitsune exclusively from their fox forms.
>Lots of petting, brushing, making little plates of fried tofu for them, etc.
>Each week, Anons compete in little competitions to see who can do the most/best job for their kitsune-of-the-week.
>The winner gets to switch foxes if he wants.
>Also each week, the foxes compete to do cute fox things in foxy contests.
>The winner gets to change back into her kitsune form and ask an Anon out on a date--hers or someone else's!
>It is INCREDIBLY cutthroat, while simultaneously being extremely cute.

I know the perfect way to repel a monster, student loans, not a single girl would spent their life with a man with a big debt

>>48043070
>Excited Creeping Coin noises

>>48043070
Her hands must be cold, she's constantly rubbing them.

>>48043070
Anon... who do you think owns your debt?

>>48043070
>*Excited hakutaku noises*
>"All this debt...you must be highly educated in some backwater, third-world nation's middling education system! I have just GOT to find out what the limit of your knowledge is!"

>>48043119
Right one's boobs are downright hypnotic.

>>48042945
i dunno, how did genie know all those pop culture reference if he lived in medieval arabia?

White boys fuck dogs.

Which mamono would swear by the grapefruit technique?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTgWdXrx3U

>>48043146
They’ll look even more hypnotic extracting your “payment” when you inevitably can’t pay her back with money. Hope you like being a Yakuza over triple your age’s house husband!

>>48043104
She'll appreciate gloves for her birthday.

>>48043218
We're just friends

>>48043253
Is this how Japanese offices are during halloween? I think they celebrate a version of it over there right?

>>48042978
Creativity here? Sure, whatever. Here's some shit I just made up. Implying you fags'll do anything with it...
>Whoreders
Neet monster scum flip out when they have to clean up their hoards. Usu. dragons and leeches, but any monster will do. The prize for no longer being a cluttered embarrassment to society is...a dude, probably an intern or contest winner.
>Romances of the Ancient War
Since barely anyone dies, interviews with combatants are common. Pastiches can be crammed in with impunity.The focus is the minutea of battles, fucking, and the development of the battle-fuck, which we moderns take for granted.
>Flatass
Lolis engage in inadvisably stupid dangerous and often illegal acts in attempts to increase their already low chances of mating.
>Mr. Wizard
A weedy guy in a robe and wizard hat tries to give comprehensive lectures on magic while his lower half gets sexually assaulted behind a table or podium.
>Fistery Violence Theater 3000...BC
A captured apophis with archaic speech and temperament is forced to review movies by her slightly more temporally adapted pharaoh rival. The snek is frequently punished/rewarded in a manner consistent with the title.

https://imgbox.com/g/bjbZfctr2w
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 60. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/dE9xxM0h

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>>48043335
>Dark Priest
Moustacheanon seriously improved. Now all we need are moustache roaches!

>>48043248
Sounds like a good plan, as long as those titties are involved.

>>48042978
>Maid Channel
Reverse Kitchen nightmares.
>Old stern Kiki with a heavy eastern accent and bad temper
>A bunch of useless Anons that were sent by their wives to learn how to cook
>most of them can't even manage a single fried egg
>the type of guy that would even burn toast if allowed into a kitchen
>Kiki is tasked with teaching them how to cook simple dishes
>queue them faililing and being berated by a 2m tall eastern kiki
>at the end of the day they eat whatever they managed to cook
>The ones who perform the best are allowed to see their wives at the end of the week

>>48043335
Are you the anon who manages the nextcloud archive?

>>48043390
>The ones who perform the best are allowed to see their wives at the end of the week
>Meaning the ones who really suck don't get to see their wives
>Show ended after one season
>Cooking channel execs tried for love crimes
As if the wasted food wasn't grim enough! Man, that got dark!

>>48043413
>wasted food
No food was wasted. It was all served back to the anons, however badly prepared it was.

>>48043335
ms atlach's brilliant plan

>>48043444
She makes sense to me because I too want to push someone's buttons enough to get spooder-raped.

>>48043335
Cool stuff.

>>48043426
>however badly prepared it was.
Definitely illegal.

>>48043477
Should have gotten better at cooking then.

>>48043396
Yes.

I dream of space succs

>>48043497
OK, so what's that? Just a regular succubus with a laser pistol or something? What's so cool about a SPACE succubus?

>>48043490
I wanted to talk about this >>48006751
Some of the folders there are getting quite neglected. I checked out the other folders and it seems the stories folder isn't updating, and the greentxt folder is a bit neglected too. I can imagine the stories are automatically updated, but maybe something broke, because from what i can see it stopped updating like november last year.
Also, how would one go around getting greens into the archive? I can go in the archive and slowly start compiling them into pics if needed.
Hope it doesn't come off wrong. Just don't like to see stuff slowly die off.

>>48043547
Zero grav succing. In space, everyone can hear you moan

>>48043570
The stories folder has been updated yesterday and includes all content from the last year or so. The greentext folder is composed of /monster/'s greentext threads' content. All archiving is done manually, so it only gets updated when I update it.

You may submit content to the archive through the link found in the sources list under the fanart archive link.

>>48043547
Metallic catsuits and horny ray guns.

>>48043629
>The greentext folder is composed of /monster/'s greentext threads' content.
So ours don't get there? or are they both together?
Also, what about the writer's list? It's mostly defunct because of the anubis archive, but the anubis archive doesn't have an actual list of writers. Don't know if you manage that too though.
>All archiving is done manually, so it only gets updated when I update it.
I can already imagine the answer to this, but have you thought about letting a couple of other anons help you out, or doing something like creating a folder for addition suggestions or something of the sort? From the sound of it, you have your hands full, and i noticed last week that even the images takea while to get sorted.

>>48043335
would she yell "zaa warudo" overtime she froze time,
even if its just for me?

>>48043313
*with benefits

>>48043335
You missed one.

Is your waifu dubbed or subbed?

>>48043927
Neither, she's wubbed

>>48043927
She's mute.

>>48043945
>waifu gestures and mimes wildly
>a placard of text written in cursive appears, covering your field of vision
Phantoms...

>>48043712
>ut letting a couple of other anons help you out,
Yeah you don't want to go down this route.

>>48043893
>AI slop

>>48043893
Okay

>Day of the rape
>House swarmed by black harpies
>House on lockdown, boarded up with furniture blocking the doors
>Refuse to go outside
>Black harpies wait me out like it's a medieval siege
>They setup camp on my roof
>They scavenge the area for food and materials
>They start building a home atop my roof
>Can hear them attempting to burrow through the roof
I'm running low on food. I don't know how much longer I can hold out, and even if I do, I feel like it's a lost cause as they're definitely making progress in cutting through the roof.

Any suggestions?
Or should I just surrender in an attempt to negotiate slightly more favorable terms?

>>48043778
It's just cheaper to live together, sharing a bed is fine because of our strong platonic bond, and the peanut butter was on sale.

>>48043335
The Balrogs and the Nurarihyon from Skai are so good

>>48043712
They have dedicated greentext threads, where they post their images. That's what I grabbed.
The writer's list is just there to denote where I grab the stories from. The AO3 stories come with a link included so I didn't add the ao3 artists to it.

No that just invites malicious retards to gore spam it.

>>48044081
>malicious retards
Don't be so hard on yourself.

>>48044081
>No that just invites malicious retards to gore spam it.
You don't have to let anyone access it you know. just seeing if there is anything i could do to help. Keep up the good work.

>>48044081
>>48044085
https://files.catbox.moe/wvy8d1.jpg
>Gore spam 100% guaranteed

>>48043104
Danuki must be really good at dualgrip handjobs given how they love to wring you(r wallet) dry and rub their hands all the time. And if your dick isn't long enough for a two-fisted handjob they'll use mamono drugs to make it so, then add the cost to your balance and pump the payment out of you.

How creepy and weird do you like your monster girls?

I wanna be kidnapped to specifically be given to Druella as a husband.

Where do I go to meet tanukis with extremely big investments?

>>48044269
New York.

Please don't summon the smellfag.

>>48044269
Put out a personal, they'll find it.

>>48044269
In TF2 lobbies trading in the middle of games

Dear Demon Lord,
There are too many mamono.
Please eliminate 3.
I am not a crank!
-Anon

>>48044316
>Anubis, ratatoskr, and yeti have been eliminated
Hope it was worth it...

>>48044232
Not creepy, but a little weird is fine.

>>48044232
Give me ALL of that creep factor

>You will never be a shota with a Cheshire Cat gyaru babysitter
Agony, suffering even.

Haggy hags?

>>48044269
Monsters with the biggest untouched assets are commonly found in Hagville

>>48044439
Bigger and saggier

>>48044269
Imagine getting the privilege to sniff your danuki financial advisor's breath every time you meet with.

All that technical jargon going over my head as I ignore what she's saying as I'm so intent on sniffing that breath. She knows it too

>>48044452

>Go to hagville
>It's just a bunch old depressed mamono
>None of them attempt to snatch me or even flirt with me
You guys lied.

>>48044470
You'll have to make the first move, then.

>>48042978
>Mino's maze
>like Takeshi's Castle but with more mazes and moos

>>48044469
SAGGIER

>>48044483
>anon screaming like a little girl as he flees through the styrofoam maze from big 'ol Minnie who wants to give him a hug
>leaves a few comical holes in the walls

>>48043069
are the anons aware these are kitsune?

>>48042978
>he successfully evaded the warm gooey embrace of his shog companion
why would he do that? shogs are the perfect partner in crime

>>48044483
what do you get if you win?

>>48044543
win?

>>48044479
>Try to make the first move
>Invite coworker to a nice movie date.
>She just gives me a thousand yard stare and says nothing
>See her at the bad end bar later
What now?

>>48044577
She's been burned too many times. You need to take it up a notch. Expose yourself in front of her. Don't worry, public nudity is legal there. Bonus points if you're wearing a shirt that says "Slut for Mature [insert species of monster girl you're targeting]s!"

>>48042978
need a robot punching monster show

>>48044627
I didn't consider how good Automatons are at boxing, but I guess they're pretty impressive.

>>48044627
>automaton bickers with kaiju over who gets pilot anon

>>48044627
Id watch it

>>48044598
Sounds a bit too extreme, so i'll change it up a bit.
>Go to the very empty Hagville gym.
>there's really only a group of 20 mamono doing pilates at the studio at any given time, rest is deserted
>train for a couple of weeks until i get reasonably defined.
>go to the Bad end bar next time she's there.
>Topless, body paint saying "I have the proteins, just need the calcium".
>Make sure cowworker sees it
>She runs out crying
I don't think it's working.

>>48044627
>get in the robot anon

>>48044439
Wow, aunt Danuki has so much money that she can pay other monsters to act as her bra!

>>48044460
Interesting...

My virile seed in her aching womb?
It's more likely than you think!

>>48043927
>not having a wubbed waifu
The faggotry levels are off the charts!

>>48044755
Not everyone can handle wumbo wife.

>>48044334
>ratatoskr
It's so ogre, bros. Gotta go excommunicato the DL bbl.

>>48044736
I want to shave a whitehorn's centaur half.

>>48044537
He noticed the urethral snake and freaked out like a little bitch.

>>48044054
I think your roommate might be a pyrow

>>48044689
Forget about those sad bitches. Fuck a drug fairy, lick and snort her while you're at it; they're full of vitamins. Brain melting iridescent Technicolor electric aphrodisiac vitamins.

>>48044527
For season 1, NO. But ultimately if the show's popular it'll have to be something folks in seasons 2 and beyond are let in on.

You have to cling to sad hags to crack them
They will still cry, but they also wont let go
for several days

>>48044897
Old Banshees need it the most.

>>48044627
I've thought about this--it's a reboot of Real Steel, the movie based on Rock'em, Sock'em Robots.
>Hugh Jackman ---> Anon
>Fighting Robot ---> "Fighting Robot Mamono"
>Snarky Son -------> Keep that aspect intact, as he saves the damn movie

And then you just kinda redo the movie but where the robots are mamono and Hugh Jackman's not explicitly controlling them--more of a coach. Then you just nix whatever stupid romance subplot it had and replace it with Anon and the "Fighting Robot" having a romance. The whole time Anon thinks she's an automaton.

BUT

She's not. In keeping with the original movie, where Hugh Jackman actually gets into the robot and pilots it to the final victory, Miss "Automaton" gives a big reveal just before the climax.
>She's not an automaton at all.
>She's Living Armor.
And then Anon climbs inside her and their love carries the day.

>>48044910
it's weird that that island has both banshees and dullahans to remind you of your mortality
how many harbingers of doom do you need?

>>48044914
genius anon

>>48044804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BORkjEKVVSc

>>48044915
squishy dragon tail spotted

>>48044955
What? That it clearly a Bunny Tail. Look at those ears! Moron.

>>48044835
>Forget about those sad bitches
First, she's not a bitch, ungulates are pretty far removed from canines. Second, i like that sad bitch a lot more than some hyperactive hallucinogenic midget. I just need her to realize it.

>Pyrowvania
Humans, kidnapped on the sister show Dark Harrowing, are then indoctrinated into some form of paraphilia. This amazing experience can be seen in full on our newest show Chris Blaine's Mindfuxk. Most relevantly the pyromaniacs are shipped into trap filled Hot Topic themed dungeons with as much inflammatories and combustives as they can carry! If they make it out of the dungeons they'll burn your shit down, Pookie! Better hope the unpaid uninsured and randomly selected monster contestants from our studio audience raffle can stop this hell we've set upon us! Tube into PYROVANIA! to find out, on consecutive weekdays live, right after the daily news!

I might not be able to beat a hound girl
I might not be able to overcome a cat girl
I might not last if I ran into a harpy girl
I might be literally fucked if I saw a demon girl
I might be in trouble if I crossed a spider girl
I might be in danger if I saw a lamia girl
I might be in a sticky mess if I met a shoggoth or slime girl
I might be fucked if I encountered a lizard girl
I might be in a tricky situation if I met an elf girl
I might be in a bind if I come across an insect girl
I might think things are getting hairy if I see a plant girl
I might be questioning my sexuality if I meet an alp girl
I might be statistically likely to lose if I meet a robot girl
I might be hopeless to resist if I happened upon an angel girl
...
BUT AT LEAST THERE'S NO WAY I COULD POSSIBLY LOSE TO A DUMB RABBIT GIRL! YEAH! I COULD TOTALLY BEAT A RABBIT GIRL, ANY DAY! RABBITS ARE THE WEAKEST!

>>48045018
That's just putting people on a deathtrap. Not even the fun kind.

>>48045027
Moments before instalossing to a feisty warrior bunny.

>>48045045
Fuck you, MGE has magic fake putty that turns everything into hardcore romantic fucking. That means you kick all the puppies you want down a stairwell and it'll turn into someone getting laid romantically. So clearly we must be extreme in our methods to produce the greatest conversion. So what if everyone you know dies in a furious conflagration on a near half-a-week basis? Just pay magic rez tax, bro.

>>48045057
>Large Canines on a bunny girl instead of the incisives
>Nonsensical outfit
>That's definitely not how beer works
That image is such a trashy mess.

>>48045057
Thats cum in the tankard not beer.

>>48045066
Someone's mad.

>>48044026
Sally forth and best them in combat.

>>48045027
no escape from powerful rabbit thighs

>>48045085
Bunnies hop so much that they should have muscular thighs like the amazon from that one game.

I feel the despair creeping back in and am ready to cry
Why arent mosnters real yet

>>48045079
But I'm right. When's the last time someone was annihilated for being evil instead of being sexxxo'd into some horny redemption arc? Forever ago against a bunch of plants, which barely count as people. Therefore since no 'evil' is unsalvageable, you can do as much as you want! Due to fate whatsit whiteness the end result gets better and better. So long as you consider more waifu better, anyway.

>>48045097
IRL rabbits can jump so hard they break their own backs and die. Now, thanks to Barack Obama, that won't happen with mamono bunnies, but it just goes to show you that you will not win against a determined rabbit girl.

>>48045097
>rabbit leglock puts you in a bind status for three turns and does chip damage
>she will immediately leglock you again on the forth turn because she has max speed and always goes first
Bullshit encounter

>>48045117
>Therefore since no 'evil' is unsalvageable,
Already wrong. You can always make up some shitty situation with some irrediemable villain if you want. Most people just have no interest in talking or writing about it because it's both garbage to read and boring to write. I do remember a lim story where some bastard got killed not too long ago, but as i said, he's more of a footnote in the story than anything else.
The world of the MGE is better because people in it actively want to make it better, not because of some silly fate. If you read stuff you would know that. Or you can shit yourself and whine about how most people here don't particularly find it fun to write everworsening situations and cartoonishly evil villains that kick pupppies down wells for the sake of it.
Choice is yours.

>>48044973
speaking of old things, ik said this years ago and ill say it again,

unicorn momster so pure that when she says's you were brought by the stork she's telling the truth.

>>48045172
>stork harpies just stealing babies and handing them to mamonos

>>48045168
>because it's both garbage to read and boring to write.
So wrong.

Fun fact
Hag grabs are parryable

>>48045192
mamano do be raiding the orphanariums

>>48045199
>cradlerobbers

>>48044976
What game is that?

>>48045168
Ur a faget. Hyperbole aside, my point was that conflict is immediately transmuted into 'good telos', for lack of a better term -- in defiance of causality or sense. Which is okay, homofen.

>>48045198
>said anon before getting instalossed by a hag

>>48045209
Unicorn overlord
Yes you can marry elves in it
In fact one of them almost tackles you to the ground when you invite her to the altar

>>48045197
>It's wrong
>Why? Not saying lol.
Yeah. About as insightful as i thought it would be.
>>48045212
>my point was that conflict is immediately transmuted into 'good telos'
In the thread's short format comversations? Maybe? I can say for sure that's not the case in any of the long stories. Maybe you should go check some instead of whining about non existent problems.

>>48045232
that's a surprisingly faithful rendition of elves

>>48044543
a personal ranch

>>48045236
Then it sounds like those long stories suck cock, your review of longer stories is appreciated, an apt task for (you) no doubt. How could you possibly conclude that I argued for protracted conflict from my posts?

>>48044627
>robot wars but with automatons
oh my, yes please
my bet's on Hypnodisk, she's just so enchanting

>>48045232
I tend to shit a lot on elves in these thread but I'm extremely weak to those ancient hag elves that are extremely lightly clothed, with shiny or sweaty bodies and their voluptuous bodies on full display

>>48045333
>shitting on elves gets trips
Maximum kek.

>>48045333
Hagville elves are the best

>>48045361
Hagville is the superior starting village. But elves are always the MOST vanilla option. I'd rather that same body type with a simple cucc. At least succubi have cute horns you can secretly decorate while she's sleeping.

>>48045370
Hagville is too dangerous as a starting point, you will never be able to leave

>>48045378
I'll have you know I could leave hagville any time I like!

One day I will draw a hag elf and make my own game
One day...

>about to be isekai'd
>obligatory meeting with the goddess before being sent off
>tfw the Fallen God is the one you end up dealing with

>>48045370
If I'm going to hagville its for a fox

>>48045418
at least it's not mara

>>48045370
If I happen to start in Hagville I'm definitely in the hunt for a nuki

>>48045455
How grabbable is her belly?

>>48045455
simply follow the trail of milk

>>48042978
>History channel documentary all about the different epochs of the MGE world and the species of animals/mamono that dominated them, being presented live by a man every day
>Goes slowly from the past to the present, giving info about how those species developed and what made them lose status.
>All the way from the primordial soup that would become shogs and slimes, algeae, sea creatures, insects, flower plants, reptiles, etc, all very informative.
>They get to the present, saying humans are now the most succsessful species blah blah, but instead of ending there, it's still only like half
>The other half of the documentary turns into an uncovering of a massive conspiracy about hlw those groups have been secretly planning to get back their supremacy(except dragons, they do that overtly) and they plan to start an all out war to see who gets to retrieve the crown and spread around the world once more.
>It ends with the camera turning around to see that he was in a sort of bunker being sieged by all different types of mamono trying to get to him before he uncovers the truth, but it's too late

Me staring up at the big scary Hellhound and telling her I'm not afraid of her, and to do her worst.

>>48045563
>she proceeds to lean down and kiss you softly on the cheek before wrapping her arms around your neck and pulling you into a big hug while she nuzzles her cheek against yours
>anon turned to puddy instantly despite talking big
Every time.

>>48045575
I mean, none of that would contradict what he said.

>>48045575
Do you ever feel pathetic for writing that.

>>48042978
ShogTV - TV for Shogs!
>Mystery Mansion
Long-running soap opera about an Anon who inherits a spooky mansion from his great uncle. It's run for 12 seasons so far, and Anon hasn't even found out a Shog lives there yet. Shogs everywhere LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IT, and nobody else can figure out what they see in it.
But it's obvious from the slow jam porno music that plays whenever the main character fixes himself a meal and eats it (Which happens at least once an episode) that all the close-ups for the man putting the fork or spoon in his mouth is some kind of sexual thing.
Nobody censors it, though, because Shogs insist it is "pure and good" and nobody else seems to get it.

>>48045626
NTA, but there's strength and courage in admitting what you need most.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kijpcUv-b8M

>fucked up sleep cycle
>only 1100 words in the last story file
>11 hours left
Please let another writefag fill the void in the coming days.

>>48045734
11 hours left until what?

>>48045775
Losing control of my life.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/645390/Factorio_Space_Age/

>>48042978
Hear me out!

A horror TV show or movie in the MGE world featuring the archetypical Male Horror Protagonist and the archetypical Female Horror Protagonist. Or maybe both of them get stuck in the "horror centric" demon realms in MGE. How might they fare in MGE?

Can anxiety be turned into mg form?

>>48045844
no, but if you squint a bit it looks like hex maniac

>>48045821
I dunno, probably something like this
>Whole exercise is them being trapped in some kind of asylum meant to control and/or steal powers from mamono, but with a more normal asylum on top of it as cover.
>By mid-point of season 1, Female Horror Protagonist (FHP) has monsterized and is hiding it from Male Horror Protagonist (MHP).
>Season 1 finale, she has to reveal what she's become in order to save them both.
>They end up in the underground mamono part of the asylum as the season 1 cliffhanger. Please give us more money for season 2, as the stakes are now incredibly high.

>Also, all the asylum mamono should be CREEPY AS FUCK variants of mamono who already came from horror tropes--living dolls, ghosts, kitsune (she's Korean AF), etc. So they're definitely out of the frying pan and into the fire.
>Oh, and 1 little witch girl who seems totally normal and benign but is obviously going to be some kind of straight up MONSTER if you let her out of her cell.

>In terms of romance, I'd keep it too stressful and scary for them to really get into that kind of thing most episodes, but tease the FHP/MHP ship really heavily a couple eps in season 1. Again, you gotta keep people watching and you can't do that with a fast burn romance.

Although nobody does that stupid ShogTV shit but them. Their shows are like 50% Anons using household appliances and furniture, or just eating. It's absurd.

Undead hours.

>>48045850
?

>>48046027
Hex Maniac is a pokemon trainer who has all ghost type pokemon and lots of art.
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=hex_maniac_%28pokemon%29+

Bed time approaches! Post stories about sleeping with mamono.
Difficulty: No lewds, only intimacy
>Sleeping with cute spooder waif.
>Took months to get all the hardpoints installed so she could build a proper web.
>Now you two sleep in cozy luxury of a custom web-based bed.
>You can hardly sleep without her 8 legs wrapping around you like a burrito these days.

>>48046142
>Fighting with a Lizard over the bedsheets

>>48045418
What are you choosing for your cheat ability?

>>48045884
Despite being human, I try and keep up. It's not so bad, even if demographic based decisions give an eccentrically dull show. Prepare for more seasons and a spin-off: there is a small but quickly growing Kiki viewership. This season's addition of having Anon teach himself dining etiquette at home adds to his 'moe' appeal, and strongly appeals to meidos in general apparently. No, I don't get it either. You stop noticing the random porno music after a while, so there's that. Informal polls showed that the techno_stripper.wav was unanimously well received across heterogenous meido groups. The reason this clip played with unedited footage of a man failing to tie a tie 12 times in a row remains esoteric unless you're some kind of meido idkw, but that shit is ratings gold. Sorry for ruining the Season 53 'cliffhanger' btw.

>>48045418
"Look, I have all these ideas about what I want from a relationship. Mamono I think are sexy, whatever."
>You look down.
"Just give me to someone who'll love me. Someone who I'll love. A woman who gets my jokes, and makes me laugh. A woman I can communicate with--it's me and her against the problem, not us trying win against the other."
>Tear up a little.
"I don't need anything else. No cheat abilities, no super powers. I don't care if she's a devil bug or a devil. A succubus or a lilim."
"I could never do it on my own. I was always too broken. And now it's too late."
>Cry.
"Or just kill me, then. I don't deserve an afterli--"

>>48045534
The best part is when he rips off his mask and fedora
>Well? What are you waiting for? DEW IT!
even if it cut to black immediately I'd guess he morbed on them before they rushed him.

>>48046142
>After a tiring day
>Full massages and whispers
>Good night, Leatherman
Gachumichi elf haiku.

>>48044439
I will impregnate all 3 of them

>>48045333
Same, specially those ara ara elves that have their eyes closed. They are simply irresistible.
https://files.catbox.moe/4ubra8.jpg

>>48046208
I thought monster boys weren't allowed in the setting because DAMN HE'S WIDE.

>>48046378
This but with ara ara Dragon

>>48046378
This but with ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara.

https://x.com/mkaiser_circle/status/1846929823459168344
slay the spire but monster girls

Ded hours.

>>48046508
wonder what upside down streaky mascara looks like