/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>4804773
Rabbit-fucker or intolerable bitch? ...do I have to?

Honestly, neither.
I don't like them at all.

what they do exactly?

And aren't they already married, anyway?

>>4804793
Rule.

Left, and her harem of soldier/sexslaves.

>>4804793

>what they do exactly?

commanders of the Lunar Defense Corps if Touhou Wiki is to be believed

>>4804797
married to the gods

>>4804773
Bunny fucker and annoying cunt. I'll stay with my hand.

>>4804819


I take it you're still sore about Yorihime calmly deflecting a Master Spark with her sword?

Definitely right.

>>4804833
She's an extra boss and extra bosses are immune to bombs.

I hate these guys, so why do I have so many pictures of them?

Discuss.

>>4804977
Why would we discuss non-canon characters?

>>4804977
no

>>4804977
Since everyone else is reposting their comments from the other thread...
Sometimes I get the impression this flowchart was made specifically for Yorihime.

>>4804977
You moved it. Good man. Carry on.

>>4804950

She has sweet hips.

Why is bunny fucker a negative quality here, exactly?
We'd do 'em together.

>>4804977
She's potentially one of the strongest characters in the Touhouverse. As long as she has the ability to invoke the wrath of the god(s) she can theoretically defeat anybody (including the gods themselves). Not even Yukari could defeat 39 million god hax. The only way to defeat her would be to kill her while she's off guard.

>>4805020
Some people don't like their bitches to smell of hassenpfeffer.

I read this recently and my interpretation is that Reimu, Yukari and the others generally have overrated powerlevels in fandom. Even if they maintain the border of Gensokyo or whatever, that probably doesn't translate to fighting power very well.

>>4805051

>and my interpretation is that Reimu, Yukari and the others generally have overrated powerlevels in fandom.

+1

me on the left

>>4805051
Did you read the backstory of IN? These are the same Lunarians that were losing badly to the United States military of the late 60s. The only reason why America lost the lunar war is because they couldn't find the lunar capital.

>>4805074
...

>>4805086

>These are the same Lunarians that were losing badly to the United States military of the late 60s.

My dear sir, you imply that ALL of the moon was losing.

The Lunar Army and the Lunar Navy were uninvolved. The Defense Corps was all that stood between the Earthlings and the Capital.

Furthermore, they were evenly matched. They were not overwhelmed by the humans as you're suggesting here.

>>4805105
>"These filthy humans are exploiting the power of the moon and trying to build a base here. We've been urging them co-exist peacefully with us, but they never listen. We're up against a wall. We've decided to declare a final war against them.

>"The tide of war is currently slightly in their *favour... Their modern weaponry is far better than we expected. But don't worry, we have the wisdom and pride of our millennia of history... We will never lose.

As always Arc, you're an idiot. Your fag status:
[x] TOLD
[ ] NOT TOLD

>>4805123

>"The tide of war is currently slightly in their *favour... Their modern weaponry is far better than we expected. But don't worry, we have the wisdom and pride of our millennia of history... We will never lose.

>slightly in their favor
>HURR DURR THE MOON WAS LOSING BADLY

Troll, or /b/tard?

YOU DECIDE.

>>4805132
Like a commander would admit to getting his ass kicked.
You have no leadership skills Arc.

>>4805142

Anonymous fanfiction is the worst, seriously.

At the most, Imperishable Night says that they brought the Lunarians to a standstill. Nowhere in that passage does it say that they were LOSING BADLY.

1/10. I might actually have been tempted to derail the thread if, y'know, you weren't so half-assed in your trolling.

>>4805132
>>4805123
>>4805105
AMERICA
FUCK YEAH

Imperishable Nights ending: Lol there was no need to seal the Earth since there's a barrier in Gensokyo and lunarians can't get in anyway, have some tea!

SUDDENLY LUNARIANS

Touhouwikia says they both have 1500+ years each, how come they have almost the same age as Eirin without using the motherfucking hourai elixir?

>>4805242
Yeah, it was a pretty dumb story. But the EX stuff redeemed it a bit.

>>4805242


Does Kaguya shit on the walls?

>>4805149
You're an idiot, regardless. The point of bringing up the lunarian war in the first place was to show just how weak the lunarians (and Touhous in general) were.

-The Lunarians had the home town advantage.
-The Lunarians made the first strike.
-They had magic.
-They had a civilization that existed for millenniums. Eirin alone is 10 times older than the USA.
-America was fighting by itself without the help of its allies.
-Americans had to fight the lunarians without all of their tanks, jets, carriers, guided missiles, and other weaponry that wasn't made for space.
-It was a covert war so they had to fight while keeping it a secret from Russia.
-It takes 3 days just to get to the moon.
-The soldiers had to get used to space.
-The soldiers couldn't breath in space, which was another advantage for the lunarians.
-Sending one man to the moon back in those days was enough to bankrupt a country. We struggled to send people to a beach on Normandy. You can only imagine the disadvantage that came with transportation. Another advantage for the lunarians.
-Need I fucking continue you shitposter?

And despite all of America's disadvantages it was enough to send Reisen crying in tears to Eirin and Kaguya about the raping(s) her fellow abandoned team mates were receiving from the Americans.

This is the same America that 30 years later would struggle to secure a Nation of sand niggers. (Despite the fact that their military budget/muscle had increased by 800%.) Also, see this: http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/S4796119

>>4805257
Eirin's age has never been confirmed past the fact that she's "Much older" than Kaguya, who has existed for at least 1400 years.

Also it's never been confirmed that Eirin is a Hourai, only that she's extended her life using medicine.

>>4805301

>HURR DURR! HURR DURR AD HOMINEMS AND BULLSHIT I MADE UP! HURRRR!

...

0/10.

If there's one thing I hate more than Anonymous fanfiction, it's shitty trolling.

>>4805328
>Anonymous fanfiction
Everything I said was a fact you uncultured neanderthal.

>-The Lunarians had the home town advantage.
If America was trying to invade a mountainous region in Northern Afghanistan, THAT would be an advantage for the Afgannies. Building multiple billion dollar space shuttles, finding soldiers that could pilot said shuttles, and traveling for 3 days just to reach the moon, is not just an advantage for the lunarians, it's a certain victory.

>-The Lunarians made the first strike.
Fact. They shot down one of our rockets. They also were the ones that declared the war in the first place.

>-They had magic.
Fact.

>-They had a civilization that existed for millenniums.
Fact. Reread IN.

>Eirin alone is 10 times older than the USA.
Another fact. America --> 2 centuries old. Eirin --> at least 14 centuries old.

>-America was fighting by itself without the help of its allies.
Fact.

What the fuck am I doing? Why am I even wasting my time responding to you. You make me so goddamn mad. If you don't leave 4chan and stop shitposting I'm going to kill myself.

>>4805427

Why don't you just kill yourself now?

It would do me a whole lot more good than your fanfiction.

Also,

>CITATION NEEDED
>SOURCES NEEDED
>QUOTATIONS NEEDED

How in the world could the US moon expedition fight off lunar magic? I don't believe it. I'm betting it's some kind of meaning shenanigans where "fought to a standstill" means "we sent some retarded rabbits out to look and they got shot at and ran away".

>>4805575
>How in the world could the US moon expedition fight off lunar magic?
"Magic? Ain't no such thing."

>>4805427
Give it up. Arguing with Arc is like trying to fight a brick wall.

>>4805575
Here's a hint: it involves throwing hard objects at relatively high speeds using chemical energy converted to kinetic energy..

>>4805594
And yes, guns can be fired in space.
SCIENCE!

>>4805575

>How in the world could the US moon expedition fight off lunar magic? I don't believe it. I'm betting it's some kind of meaning shenanigans where "fought to a standstill" means "we sent some retarded rabbits out to look and they got shot at and ran away".

Exactly.

The only other explanation is this - in the ZUNiverse, there were alternate methods to approaching the Moon.

>>4805591
A brick wall with a giant trollface painted on it, with inverted colours.
I was trying to make fun of the fact that he's black. I'm so witty.

>>4805597
It's like magic for real people!

>>4805086
Ok WTF, you mean to tell me that in the IN backstory the United States fought the moon? Am I reading this correctly or has Zun totally jumped the shark here.

>>4805637
You're fucking stupid.

>>4805637
Isn't explicitly stated anywhere so the only things we know for certain was that Earthlings tried to go to the Moon but didn't quite make it there, and the Lunar Capital thought it was an invasion but there really wasn't any. There was supposedly some kind of standoff that Reisen abandoned but there are no accounts of actual fighting.

I believe it may have been a big case of misinformation all the way around, and it still persists to this date, whether intentionally or otherwise.

>>4805575
>"we sent some retarded rabbits out to look and they got shot at and ran away".
This wasn't a playful confrontation. ZUN said a certain amount of moon rabbits died. Reisen was actually one of the few rabbits that survived.

>>4805656
> "These filthy humans are exploiting the power of the moon and trying to build a base here. We've been urging them co-exist peacefully with us, but they never listen. We're up against a wall. We've decided to declare a final war against them.
>"The tide of war is currently slightly in their favour... Their modern weaponry is far better than we expected..."etc
Right. Never fought. Which is why rabbids have a first hand experience of modern weaponry.

>>4805688
etc? Those are the only relevant lines. Stop misleading.

>>4805688
You'll have to source that for me. If it's from SSiB, I couldn't stand reading through the whole thing; I'm just catching up with CiLR and CoLA entries I missed.

The war is still on. Only this year NASA bombed the moon "to find water". We all know what was REALLY happening.

>>4805707
We broke through the Lunar Border?

>>4805700
kaguya's bio. (touhou weekee)
>>4805697
>those are the only relevant lines
>reisen was said to be one of the few from the war who survived
the other rabbits just died from rabies in the bunker, right?
>>4805707
>>4805713
FUCK YEAR.
This time, they're really not human! I say we send them to the cotton fields, who's with me?

Right, I'll just let her boss me around all day.

>>4805728
The other rabbits died BECAUSE Reisen fled. With Reisen there, the humans are completely, utterly helpless. No communication, can't trust their senses... they'd be fucked.

So now the lunar war never happened? This is what happens when Arc makes a post. I want to see Arc's corps after it has been chocked to death by a giant black cock. (Preferably, his own cock after it has been cut off/sterilized.)

>"Humans are invading the moon and it's becoming nearly impossible for people of the Moon to live there. These humans stuck a flag on the moon and are acting like the moon belongs to them".

>On one night of a full moon, Reisen received a transmission from other *surviving* moon rabbits. (Moon rabbits have some kind of telepathic ability and can communicate across great distances.)
The lunar war happened and many lunarians/rabbits/humans died. Don't denigrate their service. They all answered the call when their Nations needed them.

>>4805700
Play IN you fucking secondary. Jesus fucking Christ. You're not a secondary and I apologize for my outburst of anger. Arc is making me frustrated. Again.

>>4805707
You finally said something that was funny. See, even you can be funny if you try enough.

>>4805767
Reisen fled for her life you moran. Wait, you weren't being serious. Carry on.

>>4805774
Playing IN wouldn't tell him shit. You're talking about a couple lines from Kaguya's profile that never show up in-game. You'd need to read the wiki for that.

>>4805783
She fled because she's a fucking coward. If she'd been a bit braver, she'd have realized her life was never in danger and saved countless others.

>>4805774
I said something funny? On the INTERNET?
I can finally die fulfilled ;_;

>>4805784

Cool shoop brah.

Those bunnies are getting raped and all you care is about war

>>4805825
I'm fairly sure I speak for many of us when I say we'd rather pay attention to the rape.

>>4805575
>>4805599
>>4805697
If you guys haven't played the games don't speak of things you don't understand. The lunar war happened and many rabbits/lunarians died as a result of it. Did you think the moon rabbits served the Americans tea or something?

It's an Anonymous imageboard. Just delete your post. No one will remember it.

>>4805857
except easymodo.

>>4805857
Even the Yama understands Reisen's power. Right-hand rabbit to the Watatsuki sisters; they pled for her to return because they knew she was their only hope for true victory.

>>4805871
protip: american military have thermal goggles.
Hell, they'll use sonar to kill her if it comes to that.
...wait, no sound in space.

>>4805871
Wow, you just don't quit do you?

Denying the lunar war to me is the same thing as denying the holocaust. Arrest Arc for treason.

>>4805893
What about heresy?

Reisen is just as weak if not weaker than her fellow moon rabbits. Tewi is much more older, stronger, and wiser than her.

>>4805896
>wiser
While the results indicate that this is true, I have hard time digesting this.

>>4805883
The waves she can't manipulate are next to none. Just flounder around, lost and alone, humans. It'd be quicker if you just offed yourselves.

>>4805901
The smartest Touhou characters all act like kids to deflect responsibility from them.

>>4805893


>Implying I said the lunar war didn't happen

Someone said the Moon was badly losing the war. I asked them to show me where in the canon it said that they were losing badly, and they did not.

I acknowledge that the tides were against the Lunarians, but nowhere have I read that they were -losing badly-. And I would have to be straight up retarded to deny that the Lunar War happened, when I was the one who popularized it in /jp/'s youth.

>>4805919
And yet despite all of her power!

>One day, an event took place that made them recall the past.

>It had almost been a century since Gensokyo was sealed. They were living quietly without meeting anyone. On that day, a rabbit ran into their home. She claimed to be a rabbit from the moon who had come because she heard rumours about Gensokyo, a place where non-humans live. She then said, "Humans are invading the moon and it's becoming nearly impossible for people of the Moon to live there. These humans stuck a flag on the moon and are acting like the moon belongs to them".

>The rabbit had escaped from the front line of a war, leaving her allies behind...

>Kaguya remembered that she, too, was a Lunarian long ago.

>Humans were invading the moon?

>That's ridiculous...

>But the rabbit seemed to be telling the truth.

>Anyway, they decided to allow that poor rabbit - Reisen - to live with them.

She fled from the battlefield in order to save her ass. And then when the emissaries came Eirin had to protect her from them. Just face it bro, Reisen isn't half as powerful as you want her to be. Reimu beat her with relative ease.

>>4805953
Face it, that doesn't conflict with my claim that she fled because she's a coward at all. Her lack of faith in herself and her abilities is the only thing holding her back.

>>4805946
Then why did you agree with this guy's post >>4805575

Oh wait, you're a troll.

>>4805976

Take it easy for a second.

That guy you quoted said:

>we sent some retarded rabbits out to look and they got shot at and ran away".

Sounds like war to me, or the start of it at least.

Modern Warfare, to be exact. Reconnaissance platoons engaging the enemy after OPSEC was compromised, most likely.

I was agreeing with him accordingly.

>>4805976
>>4806007
Well the main thrust of my post was that it may have only involved the rabbits in skirmishes and wasn't some full scale showdown, because the lunar capital has been shown repeatedly to have some extremely ridiculous technology, let alone all their godhax magic.

The Lunar capital has never been shown to have anything more advanced than modern humanity has.

>>4806063
what about the hourai elixir?

>>4806080
That was a joint effort by Eirin and Kaguya. Doesn't count!

Yorihime is adorable.

Toyohime is fat and ugly.

>>4806084
Sou desu ka?

>>4806063

>The Lunarians (月人, tsukibito; literally "moon people") are the people living on or coming from the moon. They resemble humans in most ways, and are classified as human in Perfect Memento in Strict Sense. Lunarians naturally live much longer lives though, and are

>They possess some of the most advanced technology that there is and are supposedly, according to Kaguya, the originators of magic.

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Lunarian

>>4806134
Touhou wiki is not a valid source. Latest info on Moon tech is from 1000 years ago, when it was nothing we can't do now, and there's no reason to assume they've advanced at all since then without Eirin.

>>4806148
>1000 years
>not advanced
They would have to be an awfully stagnant society to not advance at all in that timeframe.

>>4806148

>Touhou wiki is not a valid source.

Says you, pal.

>>4806151
Good thing Lunarians are described as stagnant constantly. At least, Eientei is.

Maybe now that the Princess is gone they'll be able to get some real work done.

>>4805757

I'd love to be kicked to the ground and treated like dirt by Yorihime.

The right one looks like that retard from Lucky Shit.

>>4807644
>Lucky Shit.
You take that back right now nigger.

>>4807644

No. Just no.