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4803887 No.4803887 [Reply] [Original]

/jp/, are you there?

Open the door, I want to help you! You're perfect for my project!

It's not too late to change your hikikomori ways!

>> No.4803904

Misaki, I want to fuck you in the ass so badly. I'll get a part-time job at your comic book store if you just let me do that to you a few times a week. Deal?

>> No.4803902
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4803902

No!
No!
NO! NO! NO!

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY!

>> No.4803908

>It's not too late to become a hikikomori

>> No.4803910

I don't need help, but if you want to hang out, just come in.

Sorry for making you care about me and waste your time.

>> No.4803924

There's no need to talk about the obvious outcome. Anonymous will turn his mind to steel and remain a hikikomori.

>> No.4803933

>You're perfect for my project!
Selfish whore only helping others to further her own agenda. Out out.

>> No.4803948
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4803948

Oh look, I was just watching this literally ten minutes ago...
That's creepy.

>> No.4803950
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>>4803902
Whoa. Now I'm even further convinced you're right for my project.

>>4803924
Obvious outcome? Don't give up so easily Anon! It's never too late to have a fresh start!

>> No.4803959
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>>4803933
That's not true at all! You're suffering anon. My agenda is to help you recover.

>> No.4803956

>>4803948
It's pretty shocking indeed that you might make a thread about something you just watched.

>> No.4803962
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>>4803956
I'm not OP bro. Which makes it legitimately creepy.

>> No.4803970
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>>4803962

>> No.4804003

I tried. I went outside, got a job and tried to be a normalfag but I ended up right back here in my room.

I'm uncurable.

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>>4804003
Sign this and you'll be okay, I promise.

>> No.4804071

>>4804032
Will you go out with me if I sign that?

>> No.4804102

>>4803959

I hate people like this. "I would be suffering in your situation, so you must be suffering!"

>> No.4804112

>>4803948
Happened to me on /d/ after I finished Read or Die.

Shit was SO paper.

>> No.4804159

BAAAAW I SHOULD HAVE DATED SE-

nevermind

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