/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>47984401
Sorry, I read kakashi spirit news.

>>47984401
Just pay hiromoot for an ad instead of making those thread, Aya.

>>47984401
Aya may be single and I don't doubt that she's not promiscuous, however.

1. She smells.
2. She's old.
3. She's a journalist.
4. She would rape me and force me to be a househusband for her if she had the chance.

Aya fucked me for a newspaper subscription.
She cried the whole time. Shit was SO cash.

>>47984777
First of all, Aya does NOT smell. Sure, maybe she gets a bit sweaty after a hard day of work, but she can't help it! She always make sure to take a bath as soon as possible; it's not like she's that NEET tengu who hardly even leaves her room! Besides, I heard from Eirin that pheromones emitted form sweat glands play a role in sexual attraction, so it only makes her more attractive if anything.
And while she may have a few millenniums under her belt, she hardly looks like it, she's young as ever! All age has done to her is give her more life experience so she can be a better wife and future mother. She'll never treat you bad and will make sure to reward your hard work properly. Would you really turn away such an opportunity?

>>47984777
And she's still single with qualities like that?
The world we live in...

Aya is searching for a boyfriend in the board full of ugly neets.
Just how desperate can one girl be?

Post the article.

>>47984401
>3000 years old
I see that Aya is inflating her age again in hopes of looking more important than she actually is.
In truth, no man wants to be with some loser who's barely a millennium old.
It's older women who are in demand, not obnoxious brats like this tengu.

>>47984401
>Why don't you try your luck the next time you buy the Bunbunmaru Newspaper™ from her, Anon?
I actually like reading physical newspapers. BAiJR is an uncommon good piece of Touhou media outside of the games. How do I subscribe?
About the other offer... I'll think about it once I am done reading.
>>47984777
>3. She's a journalist.
I know that you don't hate journalists enough, you think you do, but you don't. However, the above is only heuristic and good journos, while rare, exist. And it is easier to find them in print, then in digital.

>>47985442
Okina no boy wants to date an old woman with the personality and soul of a perverted old man, nice try

>>47985227
So she first isn't smelly, and then she's a "little sweaty"? And that she can't help, so it's OK? And that her scent is actually pheromones and is good? This is quite the yarn she's spinning to avoid admitting she's smelly.

BEHEAD ALL TENGU

>>47985921
Speak for yourself, dude.

>>47985300
Do not post the article. The children are not ready for Tengupanties.

>>47984401
>Why does /jp/ keep calling the pure Aya Shameimaru a slut? She's not!
Based!
>You might be confusing her for one of the wolf tengu who fuck around like dogs and piss on your lawn during their girls' night out
Nevermind...

The Tengu propaganda is getting to me. Despite all the tales about Tengu abducting men and boys and feeding them animal dung, despite their horrible society, despite all the rumours about how they enslave people, despite her being an annoying journalist...I've started find Aya endearing in some strange way. I don't know what is happening to me...

>>47987449
I think she is kind of endearing. Despite acting pretty cool and like she's large and in charge off of the mountain, she seems to be a bit of a joke to the tengu, constantly losing the newspaper competition, getting punked by hatate publishing newspapers about her getting beaten up, and being forced not to publish anything by her bosses.
She's quite the loser.

>>47987554
Is it wrong to wish to see a Tengu be happy?

I can fix Aya, I can make her happy!!!

>>47987413
He might be talking about the "Should humans breed with Youkai" article, and not the Tengu Gravure article.

>>47986618
Reread the post and explain to me why you, in right state of mind, would ever want to date "an old woman with the personality and soul of a perverted old man". She's in a wheelchair and would still grab your ass for fuck's sake.

>>47984401
>Why does /jp/ keep calling the pure Aya Shameimaru a slut?
we dont. we simply point out how unsubtle and pathetic her behaviour is around men.
>You might be confusing her for one of the wolf tengu who fuck around like dogs and piss on your lawn during their girls' night out
>but be assured crow tengu are completely different! They're all monogamous and intelligent
you mean the ones that always start crying and having mental breakdowns on their girls' night out? the ones that only approach you to stutter out some cheesy pick-up line whilst molesting you? id take a cute little doggy leaning on me after having a few too many drinks any day over those winged rats
>and Aya surely stands as the prettiest and coolest of them all! And despite being 3000 years old
holy fuck shes 3000 years old and STILL havent scored? honestly think she gets off on the humiliation more than anything else at this point
>She hasn't found a mate yet,
no shit.
>so you just might be the lucky one who conquers her heart and spends his entire lifetime besides her! Why don't you try your luck the next time you buy the Bunbunmaru Newspaper™ from her, Anon?
buy? you mean when i receive my 500th-something consecutive "trial subscription" of toilet paper? never in a million years. if i were to die, and the Yama told me that i was to be reincarnated as anything that flying shitstain could possibly interact with. then i would instantaneous start trying to rape her so i can be sent to hell instead.

>>47987768
Really...?

>>47987588
Definitely not!

>>47985300
You don't get it, it was just a joke!!

>>47984401
She looks like she would be a good fuck every now and again but not a good wife, there shall be no trading of hearts

>>47987994
Did I stutter?

Too many fucking tengu threads!

>>47987588
YES, YES IT IS!

>>47991211
Maybe if you wed one they’d have less time to make threads on /jp/! Just saying. Do it. Please.

>>47990003
You didn't explain, explain now

>>47989332
>>47991248
So which is it?

>>47985300
This article?

>>47992468
Now post the Tengupanties

>>47984401
>Why does /jp/ keep calling the pure Aya Shameimaru a slut?
Don't know about everyone else, but I do it because I dislike her.

>>47989531
She looks like she's fucked enough men to make another Japan honestly.

>>47992468
forcing this article as a serious one will NOT work!
every diligent /jp/sie knows he can't take for granted an out-of-context page!
it was published on fool's day! April? er, No! I-I mean Tengu Fool's Day! another entirely different date!

>Why does /jp/ keep calling the pure Aya Shameimaru a slut?

Sluts are hot

>>47996340
it is? damn shame. i was going to make a move on Aya since she seemed to be so into humans and isnt that bad looking either. guess il just cut my loses and flirt with that famous wolf tengu that fought the shrine maiden instead, i heard its their mating season soon.

>>47987994
If you can't spend your days molesting fairies with your fat-tittied old man wheelchair wife, is life even worth living?

>>47997700
It's the complete opposite time of the year for their mating season. Enjoy your totally frigid wife for the next 6 months.

>>47987554
Is that panel from an official manga?

>>47998560
Yes.

>>47998570
Thanks, I didn't remember this chapter. it's chapter 38 of whale tits for anyone else wondering.

Get you a girl with swagger like this.

>>47999830
Who wouldn't love confident Tengu gf/wife?
All of you Anons dunking on Aya, shame on you! Have you beaten societal order, preventing you from achieving your dreams, before casting the stone? Huh? She loses, but then she stands up again, full of herself as always! Do you have even a hint of such preservation? Wouldn't you go mad after thousand of years, still at the bottom, despite trying?

>>47999830
>>48000319
Despite everything, Aya is still so cool.

>>48000319
Ata would never love someone who doesn't know the difference between 'preservation' and 'perseverance'

>>48000348
Be nice to Aya, Anon. Language barrier and all.

>>48000348
>would never love someone who doesn't know the difference between 'preservation' and 'perseverance'
More for you Anon, then. I can only hope you will treat Aya right.

>>48000424
The real question is if Aya will treat him right

>>47998570
This is so fucked up.

>>48000319
>She loses, but then she stands up again, full of herself as always!
That's right!!
>thousand of years, still at the bottom, despite trying?
That's...less right...

>>48000348
Your jabs at anon's grammar would land better if you could spell Aya's name right.

>>48000998
That chair must be so dirty.

>>47998503
>totally frigid wife
That's called a normal marriage.

aya needs correction

>>48002712
Oh, please. Don't make excuses for you wanting to assault her.

This is my Aya OTP.

>>48002955
>aya bondage2
Mind explaining why is there '2' in the filename? You don't collect doctored photos from Kakashi, do you?
>>48004488
Four bar-girls and two oji-sans... Who stays a femcel in your opinion then?

>>48010173
Because it's the second image I saved called "aya bondage," duh. I collect them. Not from Kakashi, though.

>>48010173
>Four bar-girls and two oji-sans... Who stays a femcel in your opinion then?
You're forgetting Geidontei's owner, but I've heard people have seen Miyoi cosying up to him when she thinks nobody's looking - sitting on his lap, stroking his hand, sort of thing - so that one's out of the game. The bald one strikes me as Suika's type. He's got that edo vibe going, what with the moustache. Old timey. Not to mention how scandalous they'd look together. Hey, mister, is that your granddaughter...?

That'd leave Mamizou as the femcel. Not that it matters much, since, yanno, it's gosh-darn Mamizou...

>>47991211
But Alice got away with it!

>>48016228
Yeah, but Alice is schizophrenic.

>>47991211
>>48019769
And Tengu are deserving! One thread for every precious feather they posses!