/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It's Koturday night.

>>47995509
It's already Nunday.

>>47995503
I eat some french monster girls pussy and now suddenly i hate femdom, man this shit confusing????

do not trust fox girls
they said they wanted to watch the entirety of Three Kingdoms (2010) with me but they ended up forcing me to have sex with them and made me miss out on all the cool Cao Cao things
they didn't even want to discuss the merits and demerits of Taoism and Confucianism...

I have been growing more fond of cu siths

Ahh yes, MGC Waffle House, the Arena were Champions go to hone their combat skills against the most savage of monsters.

I like snake girls
How about snakes?

>>47995689
No good if they have legs. They need be a proper snek with no legs. Else she's not a snek; she's just a lizard.

>>47995601
As a inter-factional PvP ground blessed by Ares herself, Waffle Houses are frequented by the more combative monstergirls as well as human mercenaries looking to make a name for themselves and even the occasional Order Paladin or Cleric wanting to go mano-e-mamono without the hassle of having to pack and schedule for a crusade. Even though they won't admit it, more than a few Order Grandmasters have thrown hands with waitresses and line cooks in a completely unchivalric parking lot rumble, and nursed their bruises over a 25 cent styrofoam cup of instant coffee afterwards, sometimes along the monster they were fighting if they were good enough to bring it to a draw. They swear the only reason they go back is because you can't get a cheap breakfast combo at 3AM anywhere else and while that may be true, they sure do seem to take their sweet time polishing it off while bantering with their in-house "rival" .

Bit of a confesstion but I've recently been drifting yumejoshi recently and have been wanting to see monsterBOYs fucking human girls. I have a monsterboy fetish now and am 100% straight. Funny thought.

>>47995796
Wrong thread, frendo.
Go to the Monster Boy thread.

>>47995812
Wut. Where tho?

>>47995846
Such a thing doesn't exist out of /y/
He's right to discuss it here provided he doesn't post images

>>47995846
If it doesn't exist, make your own thread about it. You're allowed to do that.

Need me a bapho that does this to me on the regular.

>>47995940
I need a bapho where her entire Sabbath is just kinda lowkey devoted to keeping an eye on her.

>>47995940
Listening to Black Sabbath at Bapho chans Sabbath, on the Sabbath.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaHeZMHiKg0

>>47995885
Fuck off with the talk of monsterboys in other words. Fair enough, honestly.

>>47995969
Even when she's having sex, all the little girls around her watching the show

>>47995503
Choco flavored dolls > vanilla flavored dolls

>>47995978
What if you wake up and once again Miss Chesh has glued cat ears to your head and a cat tail to your lower back? WHAT THEN?

>>47996020
OH GOD WHAT DO I DO?

>>47996020
I go to the emergency hospital and pray that they don't need to rip the skin

>>47995940
Can I at least get some food first?

What if I headbutted a Baphomet?

>>47996243
mild to medium concussion

>>47995796
We NEED more monster boy content

>True loli nuki tries to sell you on a ponzi scheme

>>47996292
>Invest into loli nuki’s ponzi scheme
>Turns out it was legit and worked
>Now filthy rich with loli nuki

In more koturday without a cat, I'm not going to make it

>wake up in the morning
>get raped
>go to bathroom to brush teeth
>raped
>get in shower to wash
>raped
>open fridge to grab breakfast
>raped
>having breakfast
>raped
>get in car
>raped
>driving to work
>raped
>enter work
>raped
>work from 9 to 5
>raped every hour
>driving home
>raped
>open door to house
>raped
>open fridge to grab soda
>raped
>sit down on couch and turn on television
>raped
>eating dinner
>raped
>shower before bed
>raped
>slip into pajamas
>raped
>slip into bed
>raped
>go to sleep
>raped while asleep
>dream
>wet dream because still getting raped
why must MGC life be like this
there must be more to life than this

Real dead hours

>>47995796
>been drifting yumejoshi recently and have been wanting to see monsterBOYs fucking human girls
>Yumejos

What fate would befall yumejos or any female human nerd/geek/otaku who loves playing otome and female-targetted visual novels if they were in MGE.

Also fun fact: some otome out there do have harem routes where the female player/MC can romance all the male romance options who're already vying for the female player's/MC's heart. AND some otome and girly visual novels even have yuri routes where the female MC's female close friend(s) can also be romanced too.

So what MGE meta, metaphysics and logic would befall yumejos and female otaku in general? Do yumejos and female otaku get cute and or handsome incubi husbandos?

I feel like doodling some monstergirls. Any ideas?

>>47996557
Creeping Coin please.

>>47996557
troll trolling around

>>47996557
Holstaur wearing a fancy hat and looking very pleased with herself.

>>47996557
Werewolf holding a football in her mouth

>>47996557
>>47996579
Creeping Coin AND Djinn both not knowing what the gini coefficient is and thinking it means they need to marry the same man just because it has to do with currency and sounds like "genie" when pronounced.

>>47996557
Hornet getting a makeover by honey bees

>>47996476
i see the beggining of her vagina

>>47996579

miss kraken will make sure that you feel alright

>>47996579
Forgor to upload the first time

>>47997042
Fiat currency?

>>47997061
More like fat currency

dog.

>Vampire lord comes to your small studio apartment
>claims you're part of a prestigious lineage of a family of servants that served her family for generations and you're the last in the bloodline
>big speech how it's your proud duty
>she's also moving in because her family went broke investing in TanukiCoin and her castle got foreclosed on

what do you do

>>47997165
Put sheets on the couch, I guess

>>47997165
Depends on on the size and shape of said vampire's titties.
I am not an unreasonable man, but some standards must be upheld.

>>47996557
Sleep mouse with eye bags and a cup of coffee

>>47996611
Men would see this and type 'wife'

>>47997165
"Demand" to be trained in the fencing style of their noble house, and swear to win their castle back from the paws of the usurious danuki.
In exchange, I'd like either my freedom, or my own officially recognized coat of arms under her family. In the latter case, they can decide the heraldic icons but I have final say on the colors!
Ok fine, I also guarantee one of those colors will be red.
Yes, of course, exclusive feedrights. Obviously.
Yes, I will recognize the Prima Nocta with the mother of my claimant.
Listen, can we just- those are NOT your bagel bites. That's one of my TWO good plates, be careful! How do you even know how to use a microflame? Why do I hear my bear trimmer being used?

>>47997335
Oh yeah, that's definitely someone's wife

>>47997335
This thread would look at the whore of babylon and type 'wife'

>>47996617
I might take my time with this one, since I'm actually in a cow mood. Any details about the holstaur before I start?

>>47997355
>whore of babylon
Hey, that's not a nice thing to say about someone's wife!

>>47997448
big baps

>>47997355
Ufufufu~

It's such a shame KC peaked with salamanders and then never made anything that even came close to it. How are you meant to improve on perfection?

>>47997448
She believes putting on the fancy hat makes her fancy and high class but doesn't notice the hay still sticking out of her hair.

>>47997517
its just a fire lizard
what if every mamono would have fire variant

>>47997024
>anon gets told he can't outrun his problems and the past will always catch up with him
>kraken takes him to the bottom of a fucking trench in the middle of the ocean and immerses him in impenetrable darkness
>no more problems
>once she's given him a couple decades to unwind and reconditioned him with love and positive reinforcement she helps him tackle everything one-by-one

Anon who is able to resist becoming an incubi just long enough to see the vampire who is desperately waiting for it to happen, to crack

>>47997541
>what if every mamono would have fire variant
See, that's the kind of thinking we need.
Anons, what would a fire-version of your waifu be like?

>>47997517
Pyrows are better, more relatable.

>>47997587
It's okay to be wrong anon, we still like you.

>>47997122
I don't get it

>>47997612
Long dog tongue. She can do more with it than just eating peanut butter out of the jar

>>47997587
Mmm, pyrow titty. My greatest weakness.

I have proof of paranormal activity

>>47997620
She can eat peanut butter... out of my hand?

>>47997741
Where did you get proof of this paranormal activity? Just so i can avoid that place, of course.

>>47997755
I just took a photograph behind you

>>47997335
Wife.

>>47997471
Anon sees a fucking trash panda and types "wife"

>>47997760
How did you get into my house? And more importantly, why the fuck is my house haunted?

>>47997779
There is no time to explain and you wouldn't understand

>>47996331
We read right to left /here/.

>>47997794
Oh hey, an N64. Might as well take it home.

>>47997794
ms. ghost, you're sitting too close, you'll ruin your gheistsight

9 out of 10 wisps recomend Colgate.

>>47997898
>anon stars in a TV ad for cum-flavored toothpaste for mamono

>>47996557
Any of the smol fairies trying to use a cell phone.

its wocktober

>>47996557
A Balrog and her Pyrow friend doing Sentai or Jojo poses

>>47996557
Miss Soldier Beetle bobbing for apol.

>>47997934
So what happens if you try to walk through the corridor the smug squad delinquents are loitering in? (for context you are like chest height to chesh, the smallest of the four)

>>47998202
You die.

>>47998209
from what

>>47998211
Slipping on a banana peal.

>>47998147
is eating out a dragon a sign of respect?

>>47998202
you get sat on

>>47998232
It's a sign of submission so yes

>>47996557
Mino and ogre arm wrestling with hellound, amazon, jinko (any tough monster) cheering them on in the background

>Now listen closely.
>Here's a little lesson in rapery,
>this is going down in history!
>If you wanna be a monster number one,
>you have to chase your fated anon on the run!

>Just follow my moves! And SNEAK around...
>Be careful not to make a sound
>SHHH!! NO, DON'T TOUCH THAT

>HA HA HA...
>Now look at this net, that I just found!
>When I say go, be ready to throw,
>and GO!
>...
>THROW IT ON HIM NOT ME!
>Ugh, let's try something else!

>Now watch, and learn -- here's the deal,
>He'll slip and slide on this banana peel! Ha ha ha!
>[GASP] WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>47998243
>chesh bully sits on you and looks all smug
>"haha eat my ass, nerd!"
>suddenly she stops smugging and her face turns into a mix of ecstasy and retardation
>the other delinquents stop laughing and just silently watch this while gasping

>>47998289
>moment of silence
>the other three rush cheshire, knocking her off her seat (you)
>there is a scrap of fluff and fur and core spines as they all try to plant their ass on your face
>you sneak away in the confusion

>>47998232
What about letting a dragon eat you?

Go to church

>>47998367
I pray to Eros every single day. The cupids are really nice, and they don't hesitate to gift you clothes, potions, talk about good restaurants and organize vacations if you even mention anything tangentially close.
Sometimes they are a bit too insistent, but i suppose that's part of their job.

>>47998367
this is the result of some anon practicing alchemy without supervision

kot your eating us out of home and house

>>47998448
Listen, she likes the lasagna.
I hear if you feed them enough you get a wish granted.

>>47998412
So, are ALL of the cupids helping you find good restaurants and organize vacations?
Or is it maybe just ONE cupid who is helping you with all these things?

>>47998472
Mostly just the one that takes shifts on monday wednsedays and saturdays. Coincidentally, that's when i have time to go to Eros church.
She usually chastises me whenever i skip a day, so i have to do a "repentance day" where i take her out to dinner to repent for my sins.

>>47998569
Yeah, I'm sure she'll get you sorted, then. She's getting to know you very well after all.

>>47995503

>>47998656
Urge to knock up every species of snek

>shitposts in your threads
>derails your threads more effectively than chesh
>violently rapes you when she tracks you down
>bullies you because your dingaling is smaller than her pinkie finger
>cuddles you close, face between breasts, because she doesn't know how to express her love for you any other way
Why haven't you taken the troll pill yet, anon?

>>47998656
She's very cute, and I like all the details. But I am worried that she is craggly, with sharp edges like a stone. Do I need to bring a buffer to smooth her out before anything dangerous happens like handholding?

I wanna dress a dark priest up in a latex suit and take a tentacle potion and reenact Rindou's doujins.

Piggy piggie p'orc!

>>47998703
>doesn't know how to express her love for you any other way
Maybe she should stop bullying me for the size of my dick? Or stop ruining discussions I participate and like up to the point when she joins in? Tsunderes are awful if there's no visible dere element and all you have left is a toxic, almost acidic relationship.

>>47998845
Miss, where is your bra?

>>47998834
Years living alone in a cave has left with a speechcraft skill of near zero. You tend not to gain much practice in this category when no one wants to be around you on account of your smell and violent rages you get when exposed to the sun.

Cut her at least a little bit of slack until she learns how to express herself properly.

>>47998850
>"Bra?"
>"What's bra?"

>>47998845
I wonder how Onis and other horned monster girls react when I inevitably try to skewer marshmallows on the tips of their horns.

>>47997335
wife

I need to make sure my meido has a bit of a wobble when she walks.

>>47998890
>try to embarrass Pyrow friend with this trick
>she grabs a sausage, skewers it on the other horn and lights up that makeshift grill with her flame tail
>giggles and leans in for a kiss

You have two cows.

>>47998948
That's actually my ideal reaction. Horny mamono are cute and marshmallows are cute and I want to put the cute thing on the cute thing.
And maybe tell her that I think sweets go well together--like her and marshmallows.
I'm not really even INTO marshmallows--I think they're a weird texture and just exist to become components of a s'more.

>>47998947
explain further

>>47999022
Massive maidly points for wobbling and bouncing as she works.
The mark of a true maid is to work effectively even when 'burdened'

>>47999043
Impregnate
Impregnate
Impregnate
Impregnate
Impregnate

>>47998703
The internet term "trolling" comes from a fishing technique. I wonder if Trolls are good with fishing rods.

>>47999098
Oh, they know how to handle rods with those hands.

>>47999098
Miss Troll would never want your rod to get a mermaid on the end of it.

>>47999111
I'm sure Miss Troll and Miss Mermaids are friends. Ms. Troll drops a sealed bag of herbs and spices using the fishing rod, and Ms. Mermaid in return gives some seafood.

>>47999224
I think scorpion girls are underrated.

>>47998367
Only if the nuns look like this.

>>47999043
>battle division maid
they what now?

>>47999268
fairly routine maid activity

Shopping with mom.

>>47999268
there is nothing hotter than a maid with a big ass bludgeon weapon to defend mastah property

skunkgirl monster girl with a fluffy tail thats much fluffier than rata

>>47999411
>there is nothing hotter than a maid with a big ass
Correct

>>47998948
Well, at least she's not trying to do that "eating the same pocky stick" thing with that sausage... Yet.

>>47999411
Personally, I'm a fan of the broom sword/dozen hidden knife battle maid. Bonus points if her eyes are usually closed.

Undead hours.

>>47999689

>>47999411
I'm more of a secret agent maid type of man.

>>47999689
angels need to be raped

>>47999736
but that's a sin

>>47999746
you cant tell me the first creation of god isnt sinful as fuck

i really want to get laid by a manticore woman and a japanese kobold.

>>47999821
>Anon enters his boss' office, sweating nervously.
>The stern manticore, with her penetrating gaze sits hehind her desk, looking at him as if he was expendable garbage
>Her more laidback secretary, a shiba kobold, was distracted with a noisy fly entering from the window.
>"Anon, you are fired." Says the manticore."Pick up your stuff, my assistant here will send you the remaining paperwork"

>>47999022
Ideal monster state.

See, we do get newtards every once in a while.

>>47999841
it would be worth the tail pussy

Suicide bomber mamono when?

Stop talking about tailpussy!

>>48000055
gimme two good reasons!

>>48000106
>Fluffy tail
>Paw beans
I wonder if monsters would find human bean fascination cute?

>>48000130
those are pretty good reasons. honestly i just love all kinds of monster girls. need an anubis bitch. really need one

>>48000130
>Would monsters think it's cute that seemingly natural things for them are exotic for us?
They would be more than elated.

>>48000150
Makes sense, I'd also be happy with a monster wife interested in my small, smooth, nimble little human hands.

>>48000150
round ears get fondled

I really want to make out with a kikimora's butthole.

>>48000239
this but a swamp ogre with swamp ass

>>48000239
Very German of you.

>>48000150
Agreed. Elated, but honestly at least a little bit smug and amused about it.
>"Ara ara, Anon. I had no idea you were so interested in mere... paws."

>>48000150
>demonwife really likes to kiss your forehead
>ask her why one day
>no big honkin horns in the way

I dont want a greek echidna,i cant speak greek!

>>47995598
Yeah, anon? And what would you do with her?

>>48000307
Also, as a Snek, you can't even take in the custom of the Greeks.

Would an apophis bite a king? i think they should branch out from the pharoh biting business and expand their horizons. there are plenty of single noble necks to nibble.

>>48000360
She only has eyes for pharaoh. No men allowed.

>>48000360
She'd bite a chicken ala king, because all snakes are gluttons.

>>48000429
you eat two to three times a day and she eats maybe once every 2 weeks

>>48000492
She goes so hard she has to unhinge her jaw.

>>48000490
i am erect now

>>48000492
Oh, man, you WISH. She maybe only eats in front of you that often, but snake ladies are VORACIOUS eaters, putting away enough food to shock you. How do you think they get the energy to lay all those sneggs?

>>48000490
This is a Lilo & Stitch reference!

>>48000492
ectotherms stay winning

>>48000519
Pink stitch was okay.

I remember months ago an anon said something about finding in her folders she wrote a story of them both being isekai’d and him getting raped by a bunch of monster girls.
I dunno how true that was, I have been away for long but lately I’ve been thinking about how there could be a lot of potential in having a monster girl imouto in a setting monster girls are more normal.
Like: society would still be in a bit of schism with the monsters, slowly opening up. The imouto would be essentially a born winner, having a beloved kind brother she’d get to milk and (if harem) proud to see her brother is sought by others.
It could also lead to situations she’d keep talking to her friends on school abojt how she has a human brother that indulges her and plays with her but her friends would just think she is either lying or deluded because there isn’t a man that wouldn’t be afraid of monster girls specially with cunts like Manticores perpetuating their bad reputation for shits and giggles. Then come one day she forgets lunch and (You) visit her school to deliver it, give a headpat, she steals a kiss in front of her friends and everyone would be in disbelief that was all real.
And all the stuff she keeps talking about like bathing togethed, sleeping together, sucking you off whike you slept were all real

>>48000595
All that incest would be a good head start for when she goes out to find a husband of her own.

>>48000645
>shota again
us adults really can't compete.

population of mud pussies increases in the rainy autumn

>>48000656
Shota bvlls will take all the monsters, adult cucks will get none.

>>48000619
>>48000721
Are you okay?

>>48000734
I don't see how those two posts are related.

>>48000692
Surely doromes are a bit more than a mud pussy. She gives nice mud baths too.

i will study alchemy and make my own golems,what could go wrong?

>>48000816
>Anon creates a golem.
>All she wants to do is fight.
>Not fuck.
>Not collect semen.
>Just fight.

>>48000829
baby steps

>>48000829
maybe the real fight was collecting semen all along

>>48000829
>Recipe says to use emeralds
>use rubies
>get a fighting addict rock
Fuck

I dont know, mass producing waifus sounds extremely illegal

>>48000928
>mass producing waifus
Tell that to the insect mamono laying hundreds of egss every breeding cycle.

>>48000928
i'd be doing that with my slime wife
there will be so many slimes it's sort of a problem

>>48000939
The difference is she has to put effort unlike some chump producing golems in a factory

>>48000946
Getting creampied doesn't take effort anon, sorry if that hurts you or your wife.

>>48000952
i will hurt you punk

Fancy hat girl done.
>"A propa' city slicker girl, ain't It right, Anon?"

>>48001005
cow spotted

>>48001005
It's like they are looking at me...

>>48001005
I don't like this cow. Her /fa/ aura mocks me.

>>48001005
umm there are nipples

You guys just reminded me of how you mostly killed my interest in drawing.

>>48001029
She cute but not the right thread

>>48001101
The person posting that does not care and is attention seeking to shit up the thread

>>48001087
I'm almost curious what has local drawfagging done to you.
Mick, is that you again.

>>48000313
Head pats and snuggles

>>48001133
of course it is. his vanity is only exceeded by his stupidity

>>48001087
You should self-reflect first before blaming others.

Bam! You just got trolled!

I bet you feel pretty silly now don't you, Anonymous?

>>48001169
Actually, I feel kinda horny.

>>48001087
Spite is poor motivation in the long run.

>>48001187
Spite may be poor motivation, but do you know what is good motivation? Sprite! McDick's Sprite, taste the static

>>48001194
Sprite is the favorite soft drink of ghost mamono.

>>48001005
Great work, anon. I love it.

american foxes

>Enjoying a cool, fall day with your p'orcer harem
>BBQ and sportsball
>Your lil' p'orcer daughterus playing sportsball in the backyard getting muddy
>Wind running through the chimes
>Squeals and porcine laughs echoing through the stronghold
>Spending the evening lazing around in the living room with your p'orcers all around you
Embrace the pigs

>>48001169
who can protect us from the devious trolls?

>>48001079
I'd be worried if she didn't have them. Platypus style milking is rough.

>>48001221
Skintight suit Troll sounds fine, like an extremely voluptuous Troll wearing one almost to the top of making it burst and rip to shreds just because it can barely contain her meaty body

>>48001306
Imagine the smell inside it...

>>48001306
And then expose her to the sun so she sweats a lot

>>48001306
>see skintight suit troll
>go up and give her booty a smack(cause you can)
>suit explodes from the impact and the meaty troll is revealed
>you must now take responsibility by marrying her cause you unleashed the troll

>>48001356
>one of the scraps falls near you
>it has the etiquette and washing instructions on it
>you pick it up with the curiosity on who could have made such a fragile and easy to rip suit
>"made in Hagville"

Ha, stupid vampire! I actually have a fetish for goth girls and bloodsucking! The second you bit my neck all my blood went to my dick and now you have nothing to drink!

give this to your wife as a prank haha

>>48001383
>wife is a holstaur
>it's holst milk from a different holstaur
Good way to turn a docile holst into a hostile, yandere holst.

monster girls like religious men

>>48001534
Smelly bapho in icon

>>48001383
there's quite a bit in circulation already

>>48001534
More accurately/importantly they love GOOD men.

>>48001559
What about me, though? I'm kinda shit.

>>48001534
>succubus worshiping the main god
I don't believe her

>>48001575
Work on being better. Do it for you both.

>>48001534
>>48001559
>>48001576
Yeah there is a bit of an intersection and a lie here.
The intersection is they like good people so true believers of god(s) that follow what’s preached and fight for the cause would be sought. This would exclude the corrupt upper management that made Lecastie a mess.
The lie is that the succ likely doesn’t worship a god either (speciallyif it’s an anti-monster god) but for the aforementioned reasons would want to fuck a man from there. Not much different from men that want to fuck sexy nuns.

>>48001534
Monster girl images only please.

I hear that the foxes of Shibafu Village are very welcoming to outsiders.

>>48001719
What man doesn't want sex with a nun?

>>48001719
>The lie is that the succ likely doesn’t worship a god either (speciallyif it’s an anti-monster god) but for the aforementioned reasons would want to fuck a man from there. Not much different from men that want to fuck sexy nuns.

I don't know, that one guide in the World Guide 3 said she does

>Onii-san has been looking at this building since earlier, haven’t you?

>It doesn’t suit Dé Ryúa at all, it’s pure white and clean, this beautiful and not very lewd building, what ever could it be

>The answer is, “The Church of the Chief God”! Actually... Jajaaan I’ve got a rosary, isn’t it cute~

>I’m also a follower of our Lord the Chief God My father was a believer too, so I’ve also been praying here since I was little.

>I prayed to one day meet a lewd and lecherous man, one like onii-san

Bodysuits.

Receiving a blowjob from a vampire is the ultimate form of trust

>>48001809
But I want her to bite and suck out my boner.

For she herself has said it
and it's clearly to her credit
that she is an English wan
she remains aaaaaaaaan Engliiiiish wan

>>48001809
I think you mean from a shark or ghoul.

I'm not trusting anyone with sharp canines around my dick

>>48001760
Well, in this case, she got what is probably a twisted version of the religion from her father and maybe doesn't know what the core believers think? But I can imagine there are lots of monsterized people from Order countries who still have a pick-and-choose variant of the religion that just cuts out the parts hostile to monsters. Also probably a decent number of monsters who just adhere to it for aesthetic reasons lol

>>48001832
What if she got cute little caps for her pointy teefies in fun neon colors?

>>48001816
Puffy.

>>48001870
Mouth guard looks less stupid.

>>48001832
fear enhances the experience

>>48001911
Mouth guard is too serious. It's sex with your wife! Not a hockey game. Cutesy neon teef caps are what you want!
And for mamono with claws, cutesy neon claw caps are available, too!
This Gyarus the Jinko

>>48001137
Super adventurous, anon. You could have at least gone for fetch or watching her dig holes while you dig her hole.

>Awful b-movie monster comedy movie has a scene where hellhound is seen chewing a comically large bone
>Anon asks where she got it from
>Hellhound shrugs and tugs her shirt collar
>Tyranosaurus rex recreation collapses in the background
>Laugh track
>"Hellhound..."
>Chesh comic relief pops in next to her
>"I guess you turned that t rex into a dog's breakfast eh pooch?"

>>48001087
Look in a mirror. Every problem you have starts with you. Not this thread that you hate.

>>48002017
Name them then.

>So why did you run away and join the monsters?
>I got rejected from a magic academy because they thought using magic for physical combat is beneath them and everyone made fun of me for wanting to cast "fist" instead of "fireball", they didn't even stick around for a demonstration.

>have a big 8 foot tall Ocelomeh wife
>she always lugs me around in her arms and squeals when showing me off to her friends
>exclaims a lot in spanish while her and her friends giggle over her having a "compact husband" just because I'm smaller than her
This is embarrassing...

Sweet fresh ripe melons, all delicious and homegrown

>"If you wanna find love you gotta be a straight shooter! Here!" Bogie clicks her fingers. A crossbow poofs into your hand. You look up to see the bogie tied up with an apple on her head.
>"Try not to miss! Arrows in my body are not good for my digestion!"
>You're in shock. You glances down at the crossbow and sees the distinct ensignia of Eros on the handle. Just underneath, a signature of a girl with way too many X kisses at the end. He looks at the arrow loaded, and notices a pink sheen to the arrow head and a heart pattern running down the length of the bolt. Curious.
>"Is this yours or did you borrow it from someone?"
>"I uh..."
>Bogie's teeth chatter, and she makes an exaggerated show of being nervous. You can't help but smirk at her exaggerated nature. Bogies were anything but subtle after all.
>"Fine. Straight shooter was it?"
>Bogie pauses her sweating instantly, and nods rapidly - a funny shaking noise coming from her head.
>"Alright."
>You gaze down the sights of the crossbow. Suddenly, in the blink of an eye, she changed into a shirt with a massive great target on it. Several arrow signposts sprung up next to her, pointing right at her heart.
>"Come on... I want you to hit me." *she mutters." Hit me. Hit me!"
>You try not to laugh and mess up your aim. Shutting one eye, you land the crosshairs right on her chest.
>"Come on! Hit me! HIT ME!"
>Unfortunately, you've never shot a crossbow in your life. Your shot flies 3 foot to her side.
>"FIRE!"
>Then, bogie's leg extends to unphysical proportions, stretching like a damn elastic band to take a step 3 feet to the right. Her body snaps to where she places her foot, allowing the bolt to pierce her right in the heart
>"Argh!" Bogie stumbles back, an uncharacteristic blush on her face. You rush over to her as she falls, landing in your arms. The bolt had morphed into a wilted funeral flower.
>"Oh... oh my god! Are you okay?"
>She's silent
>You lean in to your wife, listening for breathing or a pulse. Your ear brushes her chest, and your face to the flower
>Squirt
>The flower sprays you with water.
>"Gotcha! ~"

Who would play the characters of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia be if they were all recast as mamono?

>>48002127
several greenworms

I wish for an alien tentacle girl invasion

>>48002149
My butt is not for playing.

>>48002174
That's not what I heard.

>>48002069
I used to say trolls are underrated, now I think they're properly appreciated. It's nice.

>>48002095
Very cute, anon. The only complaint I have is the change to third person in the third line, but that aside it's a great greentext. Now I wonder who's crossbow she borrows. Imagine if a Cupid was in a mission, just about to use her arrows on someone, and everything just poofs out for a bit.

>>48002095
>The whimsical and mischevious nature of the bogie must be studied to create clownium
Some gremlin, probably.

>>48002174
Too bad, this here girtie gon' sting ya and play yew like a drum!

>>48002202
Mo worries, every cupid always has a side arm at her disposal, though the specific weapon is up to individual taste.

>>48002210
i like eros knuckle dusters

>>48002206
The beans.

>>48002107
I've seen that dress everywhere, the only conclusion that gave me seeing it o much is that it's perfect for the proportions of a meaty Troll and hags in general

>>48002218
>hit anon with the left
>hit ushi oni with the right.
Job's done. Back to drinking couple fruit mixed juice with the hubby.

>>48002031
I don’t answer rhetoricals. Especially when you have never expressed actually wanting the answer.

are you a pedephile

>>48002244
I never asked a question either.

>>48002248
A proud and declared one, yes!

>>48002095
What is a clown romance like?

>>48001005
Holy shit that's nice, thank you.

>>48002293
mofu has infected my brain

>>48002324
RIP Ai Kayano

>>48002293
>Pic
This, but with mommy sandworm instead.

>...

>Good girl

>>48002373
The muzzle is to keep her from giving her masta the SCHLORP SCHLORP before she's finished her chores.
Even a maido has to actually clean house, or she'll lose her license

>>48002095
adorable

>>48002235
Trolls look good in anything and everything
They look great even when they wear nothing at all

>>48002407
Stupid sexy Trolls!

Demons hate it when angels get more love, attention and adoration.

imma just be content with sleeping with the troll hag whose house I always wake up in when I respwan

For me, it's Order monster girls

i want to sleep with the stinky neet monster girl
imma kick their door down and make them go outside

>>48002490
Good luck.

>>48002495
what, will i need to go through a dungeon (their house) filled with monsters(the devil bugs, rats, slimes, and stinky cat girls) and traps ( how messy it is) before I get to the treasure ( the stinky neet in question).

>>48002503
You ever try to give a cat a bath? Or put one in a cat carrier for a trip to the vet?
It's gonna be like that, only a hundred times worse.
>After a LONG series of missteps, you managed to get into Miss Lilim's "Dungeon" (her mom's pool house).
>It smells... weird in here. Not bad--mamono don't have BAD smells, after all--but not normal.
>Also it's blatantly obvious she's eating nothing but junk food and shitty alcohol seltzers.
>Screeches autistically as you try to manhandle her out of the basement she's holed up in.
>Spreads her arms and legs and WINGS, making it virtually impossible to drag her out of her Lilimstation (A gaming station with a LOT of yaoi-adjacent anime art on the walls).
>One of her devilbug friends peeks out from around the corner, and a few others soon follow.
>Just content to watch, they're not willing to help her OR you.
>But at least they're giving you the confidence to realize even DEVILBUGS think she's gone too far.
>Sadly, eventually your strength gives out, and defeated her devilbugs drag you out of her lair.

>"Gambatte, Anon-kun," one of them says.
>"We try to look after her, but she really needs someone else to break her out of her shell."
>She sighs.
>"But of course we can't go against her--she's a lilim, after all."
>"She really does have a good heart, though! Just couldn't take the pressure of her family and politics."
>All the devilbugs form a semicircle around you and bow deeply.
>"Thank you for believing in our friend!"

>"She likes old 80s and 90s anime. Maybe you could ask her to watch some with you?"
>It's the littlest devilbug, who was always hiding behind one of the others.
>"We could... we could be your wingmen, Anon-san. If you were willing to date her here."
>"At first."

>>48002552
>this was just trying to her out of her room
>tfw you realize this only going to get worse when u attempt to make her clean her room or god forbid make her touch grass

>>48002483
I see no monster girl. That's a brave, warrior maiden who wears the pelt of a fierce beast as a trophy.

>>48002578
What's the point of a challenge but to be surmounted?
And the more difficult the challenge, the greater the reward!
Valhalla will only open its gates for the brave, anon.

>>48002590
i know what im gonna do
im going to cut the abilityfor wifi to come into her room as well power
then pretend I just arrived at the place while she goes out of room and tell her I wanna go out and have a date downtown

>>48002393
I wonder uownmasters deal with amorous maids too distracted to finish their tasks

I would do anything for love... but I won't do THAT

>>48002483
Self loathing monster girls aren't hot

>>48002148
>naked, sweaty, chubby greenworm wriggling free of a leather couch she was hiding in as part of a harebrained scheme

>Greenworms mentioned!

>>48002675
C O N S I D E R E D

>German hellhound
>ask her where she is from
>Frankfurt

>>48002737
Is the hotdog joke going to make her mad?

Naked sweaty monsters are the best

I bought a Parrot Harpy because I wanted a cool pet bird but she's actually just super annoying and wants to have sex constantly. I am throwing her out.

>>48002752
Consider this though: fully clothed ("""fully clothed"""), monsters.
You get both a demure cutie, which you can later turn into a naked sweaty monster at your leisure.

Troll is quickly becoming one of the most forced monsters of the thread thanks to this one jerkoff who spams them every thread now.

>>48002752
Sweaty monsters get the bath

>>48002772
Mad?

How strong is monstergirl sense of smell? I can go for a run right?

>>48002772
I'm sorry that only 60% of the thread has been dedicated to foxes instead of the usual 75%.

>>48002877
You sure can

Water wurm wife!

>>48002866
If I had to guess, I'd say he's Trolled.

>>48002882
NTA, but I don't mind trolls. They're cute, and I like their overall body shape. I think it's fine if they're getting a bit more popular.
That being said, IRL they'd be pure body horror for me because of harvesting fruits and flowers off of their bodies directly would freak me the fuck out. WAY more terrifying than a spider. Spiders are cute.

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, deliver unto me a weresheep so I may delete this jetlag

>>48002987
The only reason why the plant stuff in their bodies is to hide their stink. If you tolerate their stink, then you don't need to worry about the stuff growing in them, and they'd be perfectly normal.

>>48002989
Instructions unclear, werekot delivered

>>48002989
You can try your luck with a caffeinated Barometz and remain awake until the next sane sleeping hour.

>>48003001
Basically the same

Is there anything better than sniffing the breath of your danuki wife while you're cuddled up in bed for the night?

I think not

>>48003062
Kill yourself, you already killed all Danuki discussion so you can do the same with yourself

>>48003065
You will get a danuki wife that will force you to sniff her breath every day when the portals open.

>>48003062
Yes, getting vored by a kiki.

Thoughts?

>>48003127
Is this some sort of Trampire?

>>48003137
she lives in the demon realm of the new dragon ball but shes also the kai's sister so shes a demon god?

>>48003137
Daima

If a monster girl wants me, she's gonna need to be okay with belly-to-belly missionary with me, a 250lb man, on top of her. If she can't handle that kind of weight resting on her, then she's not for me.

In a modern MGE world, there likely exists a list of mamono species that cannot function in a modern society either because of their extreme anatomies, their insanely high libidos, or just how they've historically organized. And so, there's a welfare program that gives these specific mamono to stay away from society and/or cause no damage to it. Where they get a monthly stipend as long as they haven't caused any trouble. Some examples would be ushi-oni, sandworm, and dormouse.

>>47999730
cute cockatoo
god I love bird ass and huge talons
I don't think I've even seen a yip drawing that's made me want to put my face in the fluff this much, and frankly I'm shocked and appalled at myself

Of course we know that shirohebis are yanderes, but what I want is a shirohebi that's not only yandere, but also creepy and weird.

Dead hours

>>48003279
Hellhound wife is on the welfare, they pay her to not cause trouble, all she does is lay around on the bed, eat hot chip and get pregnant and make more Hellhounds. She refuses to do chores, so the house looks like a tornado hit it since there is a bunch of daughters running around. She claims to be a wild monster and chores are beneath her. Thankfully I am making headway with my daughters and teaching them responsibility, to a degree.

>>48003372
Sounds like a lazy bitch to me

>>48003372
Considering their physical skills an libido they make some of the most top tier athletes in MGE society since young age

The legendary super kakuen

what to do if hellhound puppy girl wont stop following you

>>48003468
adopt her and raise her to be the best boxer