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Nope, fuck that, i'm not letting you get away with that.
>>47980843
>But neither this nor the things you said really fit into MGE
I disagree. The immortality part is perfectly suitable for the MGE. While their weaknesses aren't as deadly, they are still weakened by the sun, etc. Or you can say they are from a old lineage that doesn't quite benefit from the new changes as much, etc.
They are still very much arrogant aristocracy, and there is plenty of room for her to view her husband as only a bloodbag and feel bound by the new DL rules with not being able to kill until slowly and eventually she falls in love with him and learns to appreciate him as an equal. Just an example of the loveydovey stuff you can do even with the old stuff.
The allegory for unwanted desire thing is also perfectly suitable. You can go the other way and have a guy that's way too enthusiastical about the secual aspects of being with a vampire and have her hate the fact that her own desires are keeping her from reaching a deeper relationship with that man beyond just sex.
Ultimately, it is up to you to either transform those features into something good, or have the character go through an arc to overcome them. If you think like that you are only limiting yourself. If you don't want to use your brain that's fine, but don't say it's impossible just because you can't. The MGE is actually perfect for giving the usual evil aspects of monsters a turn into good, but you have to be willing to understand them. Most of all, you need to believe in the capacity for change.

beans

You know what fits in MGE? my dick inside fat monster ass

Tell cait sith why you won't marry her.

>>47980928
Dick in monster ass during gape tournament

>>47980902
All I want is a story about a vampire that gets addicted to some farmboys blood and keeps having to go back and ask him for more.

>>47980902
yeah, but what about a vampire mouse?

>>47980937
In a way that defeats the purpose of the tournament.

Boy was naughty. Boy needs some tongue "lashing" while grounded between lamia coils.
That'll teach him to behave!

>>47980948
Imagine being a wingless bat, how sad.

bros I can't love kikis, no I MUSTN'T love kikis or any other maid monsters, I'll turn into a slob and a leech of a man and I hate myself the whole time

>>47981000
sounds like you need a big ojou

>>47981000
Maid will wake you up in the morning and tell you to wash up because you have work today, that way you can't be a slob except on weekends and holidays but those are perfectly acceptable lazy days in modern society

>>47981000
>I'll turn into a slob and a leech of a man
You need a balrog to whip you into shape.

>>47981026
scary masked 'rog

Sandworm? No, Sandsnake.

>tfw u get a haircut
>a foot out the barbershop
>its like piarhanas when they smell blood

Snakes with cake.

>>47981092
Tails so thick I need both arms to hug them

>>47981023
but I'd still feel bad with her doing all the housework...

>>47981000
Cat maid only wears the outfit so she can fulfill her bossy maid fantasies.

Vampire sisters though

imagine bogey and bogie sisters tho

Undead hours.

>>47981126
Flan and her ridiculously fat ass

>>47980895
Ms Hound, why are your feet on the table again?

>>47981251
Because she was told to keep her elbows off the table.

>>47981251
Seducing me with them beans

tentative tentacles

Winter approaches

>>47981297
Winter is cumming.

tentacle tentickles my testicles

>>47981297
Winter town is coming

>>47981319
i i

>>47981297
Imagine struggling through snow and blizzard wearing heavy layers of clothing, and seeing an Ice Queen, Yuki-Onna and a Tsurara-Onna just casually chilling out in micro bikinis not caring about the storm at all.

>>47981320
Winterstown Anubi have their ! ! flipped to signify they're from the far north

But what about the snow sphinxs?

>>47981312

Is shog more goopy or firm?

>>47981247
https://files.catbox.moe/d6e5l5.mp4

>>47981404
is it warm day or cold day?

>>47981404
Firm but extremely squishy

>>47981409
Nice, I can store my extra Wii remotes in there. Thank you Flan!

>>47981404
Variable, but mostly firm with goopy skin.

>You know what they awoke in the darkness… Shadow and Flame

>>47981427
Wow that one pyrow girl that teased me in school grew up nice.

its touhou time

how many thoughts do u think the typical wurm has

>>47981471
More than the typical anon.

>>47981471
At least three.

>>47980895
Goddamn, look at the beans on this bit--I mean lady.

>>47981485
is one of them about what stone goes best with a nice steak

>>47981427
I really enjoy the lace-trimmed top the profile Balrog has, it's an inspiring visual.

>>47981092
Can snakes squat or is she just naturally gifted? A little treadmill time won't go amiss regardless.

>see hebi on the street
>look her right in the eye
>give her a wink
>start booking it
How far can you get?

>>47981498
they're almost evocative of chains to me
it's neat

>>47981520
>>look her right in the eye
Too late shes already upon you

>>47981520
Not much, considering i'm running towards her. Surprising how fast snakes can get.

>>47981520
To your home, because that's where you're leading her.

>>47981496
>what stone goes best with a nice steak
Salt. That's an easy one.

>>47981363
Those give you math problems instead of riddles. To solve them you need to keep a cool head and brainstorm possible solutions.

I am a firm believer of Oni superiority, both the small pear shaped ones and the big titty meaty ones

>>47981557
I tend to compare Onis to the undead, there's always a custom made one depending on the taste of the customer

>>47980905
beans, beans, the musical fruit
the more you eat, the more you toot
the more you toot, the better you feel
So lift your leg and let one squeal!

>>47980948
Oh, no, drill hair! My ONE weakness!

>>47981485
let me guess: "tasty thing yum", "shiny thing pretty" and "cock"

>>47981559
Flan is kind of weird. Granted she was locked up for 500 years, I assume anyone would be after that.

>>47980905

Have you remembered to worship monster ass today?

>>47981667
Of course.

>>47981667
go away snake, thats my choco ass!

>>47981667
God, yuri really does improve everything when it comes to monster girls.

>>47981319
I had a dream last night where I was sticking a small stick like a key with a head like that staff in an anime girls vagina. It was weird, but she seemed to like it.

>>47981667
I want to worship Pharaoh Satsuki's divine ass!

>>47981667
Always, no rest days

I guess the yurispammer is here now

>>47981735
Disgusting! Two beautiful women... together. FORBIDDEN

>>47981667
I don't worship false gods.

Ice cream.

>>47981766
>isnt instantly melting while being held by hot hound paws
i will not eat that ice cream, i bet its full of aphrodisiac for rape

I am looking for the hagtacle pit.

>'Sup, nerd?

>>47981791
Jinko, plz. I am saving myself for marriage to Miss Chesh.

>>47981783
Kankaku shadan with a tentacle.

>>47981523
I didn't make it deep enough into thoughts for stuff like that, the bare lingerie top with the lace and the wild orange color is just extremely sexy.

>>47981795
but what if it is a jinko chesh? bigger, meaner, and bustier than regular chesh

So when are the trolls gonna raid my room?

Remember the fallen, for them shall we mourn.

>>47981853
No need to be so mellow dramatic, I'll have you know that the anon I pushed to distract a hellhound pack is now happily married with his 13th kid on the way

>When you chesh is from Ohio

>>47981810
I'm not looking for the biggest, meanest, bustiest girl.
I want the girl who most consistently makes just the MOST awful wordplay.
The girl who ALWAYS has a meme to share, even if it's a decade or more out-of-date.
The girl who cannot, will not stop having her butt appear in every pizza box and refrigerator door I open.

>>47981874

>>47981877
jinko chesh jokes are also bigger, meaner, and bustier

I'm gonna find a pack of strong Monsters and boldly declare that I'll take them all on and then I'm gonna fight them all at once in a brutal showdown, a heroic display of willpower, manliness and pure fucking awesome because I am a badass.

>>47981909
ONE HOUR LATER
>3 devil bugs sharing their new husband
>He lost on the first round, but devilbugs SHARE.

>>47981909
>brutal showdown
>anon takes two steps and trips over his own feet and knocks himself out
>pack of monsters look awkwardly around
>take anon to the hospital
>anon wakes up with a note from the monsters saying that they eagerly await his challenge
>of course the note is covered in kiss and heart marks

>>47981886
If she doesn’t put her pants back on I’m gonna forcefully cunnilingus her.

Bogie bogie boo!

>>47981971

>>47981983

I am very 'eepy. Please post soothing
>greens
about cute mamono being cute and mamono.

>>47982041

>>47981874
Feeding Cheshy Goetta and Goldstar Chili.

>>47982063
>Goldstar Chili
SKYLINE OR DEATH

>>47982067
Skyline is inferior to Goldstar.

>>47981297
Is it winter who doth approach anon, or anon who doth approach winter? A snowflake doth he reach to cup, or to catch?
The same two thighs of ice wouldst soothe to sigh, as would snatch, and make thee whimper. His inner temper, 'ament or 'ture, spells his shock to lovesick's cure.
A queen of glacier still as time; to move that heart needs strength sublime. Is she mother, peer or daughter? Suckle, thaw, and drink her water.

>>47981427
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!

>>47982045
Cute worm.

Ah Friday, finally a break with good company

>>47982301
drinking smoking danuki needs raw broccoli correction

>>47982336
It's not too late to have her veggies.

>>47982301
Friday should belong to kots, Feline Friday
Perfect to go with Koturday

>>47982371
Kots already have Koturday and Taco Tuesday, leave something for others.

>>47982394
Never!
Kots need all the days!

>>47982301
You know, spending a weekend with your Danuki auntster can trigger some funny shenanigans due to her nature
>supermarket chocolate sale "discount for couples"
>auntie comes and grabs you smooching and holding your hand in the supermarket so they buy the act
>she even makes out with you at the register and tongue kisses you
>later for dinner
>bed sheets in a big store has discount for couples
>auntie goes with you and explains to the saleswoman how much the need more bed sheets due to how crumpled and fill with bodily fluids they becomes with you
>starts saying how much how a stallion you are on how much of a squirter she is so she can buy the act
>expensive restaurant has discount for couples
>your auntster makes you dress up while she wears one of those expensive revealing night dresses
>you go in as a couple and she start talking to the waitress how much you prefer to eat her out and drink her milk instead but that she prefers to have a good dinner first
>she also starts bragging how much you eat her out while she work your dick with her mouth in great detail so the waitress can buy the act
>later that night a 5 star love hotel has a huge discount for couples
>she grabs you and go to the love hotel, she even starts undressing in the elevator after getting the key and making out with you
>she starts riding your dick vigorously and using all of her holes during the night so the staff can buy the act
>she even orders room service while you are balls deep inside her ass and saying how much of a comfortable couple you two are that anal sex is mandatory to show how much of a great couple you are
And stuff like that

>>47982459
>>later that night a 5 star love hotel has a huge discount for couples
but why would we be going in that area? im starting to think my auntster doesnt have pure intentions...

>>47982459
>there is a discount on wedding venues for couples
>I think auntie is tricking me.........

>>47982459
>there's a huge bonus in her company due to new maternity leave
>auntie came home this weekend without wearing underwear and her clothes got ripped off by the door when it closed

>>47982486
I will be a good nephew and provide her with clothes and underwear
My auntster would never trick me like that!

>>47982494
>when you go to hand her some clothes she trips grabbing you collar and suddenly they rips and are left completely naked also falling on top of your naked auntster

>>47982496
I will immediately get up and get dressed so I won't do something so lewd to my dear auntster
Of course, I'll ignore the "Tsk!" from behind me cause I would be hearing things

>>47982486
>she has her bags full with lube and fertility supplements

>>47982499
with their high equip load, increased maximum carrying capacity and speedy mounted travel they make a fine travelling companion

>>47982459
>romantic beach vacation trip combo for the weekend
>it's exclusively for couples
>auntie comes rushing with a flier and her packs ready

>>47980895
I wanna lick hound footpaws

Deeply inhaling the breath of the danuki cashier checking you out at the store.

>>47982301
>breath smells like margaritas
Oh definitely!

>>47982631
>>47982637
Kill yourself

>>47982597
>Height: 190
That's measured at the shoulder, right? Otherwise that's a small horse, no?

>>47982459
>employees mm-hmming and a-haa-ing and oh-how-splendid-ing through her overdone yammer
>anon gets so embarrassed for them that he has to interrupt YES MY LOVE HAHA WELL SAID, ALAS WE MUST BE GOING NOW
>she gets starry eyed and holds her breath and clings onto your side while you walk through
>gets on her tiptoes and whispers in your ear "I'm gonna make you say that again."

>>47982671
>"I'm gonna make you say that again."
Holy molly that made me so hard

Nav comm.
Though maybe I should get some flat comms too.

>>47982754
That's a sad ass, what happened to Nav? he kinda sucks nowadays

>>47982762
It got equivalent exchanged into her bapho baps. Experimental witchcraft, please understand.

>>47982762
Here to compensate.
Shame about Tennsai though. He decided to drop doing art afaik.

>>47982459
>devious nuki auntster at work talking with her monster friends, mainly of their husbands and boyfriends
>sharing pictures and gossiping like they usually do
>except her since she only likes to pamper you and drain your stress on the weekends
>other monsters start mocking her for being an old office lady without love experience
>that same Friday she comes home to you and starts making the same ritual with some sweet stress draining lovemaking
>after you are all relieved she suddenly snaps a selfie like https://files.catbox.moe/hbwdzv.png
>you don't really mind it since she probably wants it for herself or something like that, after all she's a responsible adult
>that Monday people at her office going crazy since a picture of her and you making love got exposed in her work group chat
>despite everything she feigns ignorance since there were several pictures leaked and even a couple of videos
>she then gets away giggling while her other friends at work plan or taking photos and videos of themselves to avoid being outdone by an old lady

kiki?

>>47982762
>>47982782
She'd be too powerful with both fat ass and big boobs.

Going swimming with kaken oneechan!

>>47981814
Is there a bridge in it? No? You've got work to do.

>>47982808
Kiki-Keli! Imagine being such a fool that you don't realize kiki IS best maid. I'd accept her and soothe her wounded heart.

>>47982833
krakens are no good
i squish them and they squirt

>>47982833
*kraken

>>47982839
Squirt back

>>47982846
>Squirt back
>jack off on kraken
>eh?!
>swim away
that'll show her!

When attempting to pick up an Ushi-oni what is the best method? I was thinking of an Atlas style carry but I’m open to suggestions.

>>47982860
Princess carry.

>>47982860
Give her the ole lifter

>>47982860
Squat, shovel your hands under her hips, hoist and tilt her 45 degrees. She should slide forward into you and crush your face with her breasts.
Upside: most possible comfort for both of your spines.
Downside: neither of you can see where you're going.

>>47982860
Carry her on your back like some sort of a fuzzy backpack.

Any good comms recently, anons? Personal stuff, all lewds, memes?

>>47983031
I got a com of an Anubis rimming a horse

>>47982808
The best meido is actually the combined power of a kiki meido and a shoggoth meido but i'd be too autistic to say it like that in front of either of them

>>47983031
>Any good comms recently
What do you mean by good commisions? A lot of the stuff in the archive are comms, so if you are looking for any specific pic you can find it there.

>>47981319
>>47981338
They better have fuzzy pussy mofu

>>47982839
>agitate tsun kraken
>get ink'd
>flee
>scrape it off
>write a love letter with it
>she gets halfway through it with a disgusted look on her face, until a familiar scent hits her

Mamono x shota is the only true love

>>47982833
Kauken*

Can't wait until the portals open and I get to disappoint my demon wife

>>47983466
>minutes after anon's destined soulmate gets portaled into his room
https://files.catbox.moe/nrsgwz.gif

Can't wait until I meet my snek and cow wife

can't wait until I eat sushi off my mershark wife's stomach while occasionally rewarding her for being so still by pouring a pitcher of seawater on her face

>>47983504
I just meant like as a person...not my dick...
You didn't have to take it so far...

>>47983576
She's going to tease you, so you destroy her pussy once mamonomana makes your dick grow to stallion size

Can't wait until the portals open and i get to not disappoint my monster wife because i will become a husband that she can be proud of.

Monster girls are the TRUE believers of body positivity

Monster girls CAN'T fix me

>>47982024
For some reason, it's the size of bogie's hands that makes my brain short-circuit.

I want watch a dragon smash watermelons with her tail.

>>47983724
I will roll up a dragon tail into an onahole and fuck it

>>47983724
I want lamia to swallow watermelon whole

Dragussy got me actin like st george with a different kind of lance

so why do you guys hate this artist?

>>47983767
And how many dragons have you slain with that lance?

>>47982808
>Kikimora then proceeds to dump a bucket of purple paint on herself
>"Is this what you wanted master?"

>>47983746
This, but me instead of the watermelon.

>>47983803
i don't
most see him as a one trick pony or an irrepairable waifufag but i like the fox and i like the fox milk so i'm fine with hus art

>>47981667
>>47981721
Girls appreciating and showing off their friend's assets is a highly kinographic format. Squabbling and/or scheming joint rape is fun too, but there's something about sisterhood, a bit of warmup, and wingwomaning for [you].

>>47983815
i beat a dragon hag at airhockey last week at the dragonian arcade (the one full of balrogs and pyrows).

My nose inside danuki mouth?

It's more likely then you think!

>>47983836
>irrepairable waifufag
since when is that a negative?

>>47981721
Remember to bite your hag gf's tits on first sexo. She will want to wear revealing clothes and show off the bite marks to her hag friends.

Safety dance. Well it's safe to dance. Yes it's safe to dance.

>Female reindeer are referred to as cows
>Whitehorns are the official cows of Winterland
>Whitehorns are also the most fashionable cows in the world

>Can see ultraviolet light
>Produce the richest milk of any mammal that's 22% butterfat and 10% protein
>Excellent swimmers
Imagine the delicious desserts made from their milk!

>>47983928
>Whitehorn neighbor invites you for "home-made icecream" for helping her with some computer problem
>starts blushing when you say it's the best ice cream you ever had and you'd want to eat that every day

>>47982808
I find the concept of deeply professional, proper and very composed kiki who nonetheless is extremely snarky to be extremely attractive.
Of course there's no small amount of allure to a submissive and gentle kiki, but still.

Do you want a monstergirl that has your job so she can work with you?

>>47983905
>>47983928
Become bipedal and then we can talk miss

>>47983960
Why would I want to actually work, if I can dream up fantasy waifus? The only proper job for a human in my fantasies is stress relief for his mamono superior and I shall spend most of the day under the desk.

>>47983970
to be a ol monster's chair eating her donut all day.

>>47983970
You sound like an effeminate alp.

>>47983970
Portals doesn't exclude that you have to flip burgers for a living

>>47983970
>stress relief for his mamono superior and I shall spend most of the day under the desk.
Sounds good.

>>47983960
Bold of you to assume I have a job
honestly, I don't know if a lilim would like being something as mundane as bar security

>>47983993
>flip burgers for a living
(monster) women should be the breadwinners, men should be househusbands or boytoys

>>47983928
>keeps scolding you and bapping your hand and biting her lip when you can't stop yourself from eating the cookie dough/ice cream/mousse before it has a chance to cook/set

>>47983993
portals opening really is a dystopia...
forced to flip veggieburgers for miss greenworm

MGE is a dystopia

I'd flip an alp like a burger.

miss werebat has myopia

>>47984035
>forced to flip veggieburgers for miss greenworm

>Greenworm walks in
>All the employees make a loud, audible sigh
>The cook starts crying
>Everyone ends up working a 16 hour shift because of greenworm's endless appetite

>>47982931
Pic related.
Also, you need to ride your Ushi and molest her (sexually) while SHE carries YOU. That is proper courting behavior for the Ushi.

>>47984053
But look at that smile and tell me it's not worth it! Aw, look, she's snoozing and there's a little bubble coming out of her nose...

>>47984017
No, not in my city.

>>47984118
Nuh uh, my mom will raid your city and make femdom mandatory

>>47984073
I'm going put her into the grinder and sell her as a new recipe for veggiepatties

I need a shogburger with some shogsoda

>>47984129
>The burger grinder is realm silver
>She just comes out as a fully formed papillion

>>47983960
I will stop my current work and start a toymaker workshop if portal open. So yes having her help me is needed

>>47984139
https://files.catbox.moe/r296k2.webp
i couldn't help myself sorry

give me an example of when you let your inner chesh win and you did something truly cheshish.

>>47984178
Like, half my posts here, easily. Did someone make an annoying play on words at your post?
>ItWasMeBarry.jpg
Also, one time I teleported my ass into a pizza box that my friend was opening.

>>47984143
I will buy a demon silver chainsaw and go postal

>>47984042
Do not flip alps. It confuses them. And a confused alp is a dangerous alp.

How can I tell if my holstaur wife tits are full

>>47984178
My last story.

>>47984235
Her moos should be more frequent and louder than usual.

>>47984235
You'll be able to hear her sloshing around as she moves.
Also, if you're around when it happens, they make a soft "ding!" sound when filled to capacity.

>>47984235

>>47983905
If a whitehorn was wearing a cowprint bikini, would she wear two bottoms or would she leave her cowussy out in the open?

>>47983896
Leaving a handprint on a Wight's ass so she can just barely hide it under her clothes while being aware it's still there

>>47983970
The perfect job for a man is whatever proffession he feels best in. Monstergirls won't say no to having a slave husband, but they also won't say no to an alchemist, a carpenter or a construction worker.

>>47984340
Don't be too rough on your wife's skin, remeber that undead don't heal very quicly, and whatever marks you leave could be there for weeks.

>>47983958
That's a fun dynamic.

>>47984425
I won't milk a minotaur

>>47984510
why

>>47984266
>You'll be able to hear her sloshing around as she moves.
This is how you spot fake Holstaur experts. A full container never makes sloshing sounds, because there is no air in them.
A fully loaded Holstaur will have their breasts leaking out and become slow and sluggish from all the weight.

>>47984547
Her boobs are too muscular

>>47984584
That's not how boobs work. Mino can mantain a layer of fat over their pecs no problem

minotaur butt is superior

>>47984638
>try to slap mino butt
>break your hand because it's 100% steel-hard muscle

>>47984638
cow butt is a strange and unusual concept im afraid.

>>47984638
cow butt is a strange and unusual concept

>>47984409
You can just have more sex with your undead gf/wife, and her butt will be back to perfectly pale and flawless in no time.

>>47982638
Please, lead by example anon.

If you pick jinko in mamono fighter 2 you are getting carried by op character

>>47984846
But then you slap her butt and leave marks all over again, so either way she has no way to hide the fact that you like getting rough. Everyone can see the red outline of a hand on the rim of her ass and the choke marks on her neck.

I want the cow to touch me. Is there anything I should do to be groped by a Minotaur?

>>47984178
I pranked a shitty neighbor by pissing in his cave.

>>47985030
approach in sleep and tip her to trigger her groping. do not get caught under her butt when she rolls.

>banned from all the cities in Winterland
>take to trading exotic goods
>heavily involved in the skooma trade
>often take to banditry
And you still want these wretched excuses for mamono?
No, get all that cats out of my land!

>>47984879
Well, not that rough. Just a good smack on her ass.

>>47984178
My levels of trolling, shitposting, and thread derailment would make even the most menacing cheshire cats blush.

>>47985567
Fuck off fr*g

>>47985575
Frog? I'm a burger. And I want marry what most American women will monsterize into.

>>47984389
This, it's the perfect occasion to become what you always wanted to be. Personally I either want to become a warlord and own my little kingdom or a goon for the nekomuza

0 iq luck/strength build anon and 200 iq vampire.

>>47985650
The goon build is op.

>>47985615
Orcs are one of the most European tropes of mythology though

>>47985650
>vampire manages to capture dumb anon(lured him in with chips)
>laughs evilly as she drinks his blood
>she gains anons 0 iq from his blood
>becomes as simple as him

>>47985646
>goon for the nekomuza
Oh you will goon for the cats, that's for sure

>>47985673
>80 iq Zombie servant shambles over to both of them
>"Masters have no brain. Hmm..."
>Takes brain out of head and splits in two
>"There. Masters have brain now."

>>47985685
That's the idea, I can larp as a operator with cool illegal gun, feel strong by being a bodyguard and pet my kot boss everyday. Perfection if you ask me

Why are cat so loveable?

>>47985663
Are they? Can you point out any examples of orcs in euro mythos? Cuz if you were talking about dwarves, elves, fairies, spirits, demons, vampires or any type of undead, or even dragons I'd agree, but afaik orcs are a relatively "recent" invention. If anything they're the most global type of monster.

So a guy adopts a Werewolf. That's about it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59657941

>>47985757
Femdom?

>>47985763
Naturally.

>>47985769
Based

>>47985745
>pic
Turns out that succ is my weak spot

>>47985745
>Can you point out any examples of orcs in euro mythos?
You've gone to otaku if you forgot lord of the rings, which copied things from european myths, had orcs.

>>47985779
thats ok, you are succs weak spot as well

>>47985769
If you considered getting forcibly hugged by a St. Bernard Kobold femdom, sure...

>>47985736
>loveable
Because they have big eyes, round heads, and small snouts.

>>47985790
LotR copied orcs from Dragon Quest, bro

>>47985790
Yeah, that's what I thought about, didn't he kind of invent the orcs?
You're talking about mythos, think a bit older than that. Actual legends, anon. What legends did orcs come from, name them, with examples.

>>47985797
>a St. Bernard
You sold it to me, I'm going to read it before bed
>>47985800
True but they are also something in the way they act

>>47985815
>didn't he kind of invent the orcs?
thirty seconds of wikipedia will show you that orcs go at least back to beowolf.

>>47985794
Mutual assured destruction. How do I get a succubus mistress like that anyway? Just the usual catalogues?

>>47985804
Dragon quest copied orcs from warhammer 40k actually

>>47985790
Lord of the Ring is not mythology, orcs are Tolkien's invention. The word "orcus" existed before that but never to classify an actual orc creature.
Even in Middle-earth It was synonymous with a goblin which in turn IS ye olde myth critter but as you probably realized is a completely different thing anywhere but in Tolkien's universe

>>47985835
just find one walking around
others will call you both dorks when you double KO each other, but thats a small price to pay for a wife for life

>>47985845
This chesh is retarded. Dragon quest use porcs not orks or orcs

I'd like a western kobold (a lizardman)

>>47985855
He looks more disinterested than I would be.

>>47985790
Weren't LotR Orcs just corrupted Elves?

>>47985895
Monsters who have cute pets.

>You will never be groomed by a Dark Mage ever since she took you on as an apprentice
>You will never ask to have sex with her once you pass you graduation exam, thinking it was your idea
>You will never finally pass your graduation exam and find blood trickling from her pussy when you penetrate her

>>47985895
I can see tailless monsters buying lizardgirl underwear just because they provide an easy access

>>47985937
I can see more other mamono bullying lizardgirls because they wear underwear, which provides less ease of access than just going commando.

BassetHellhound. Short and Thiccer than a snicker.

>>47985757
>0 hits
LMAO he really did it this time

>>47986007
?

>>47986020
He screwed the pooch.

>>47985757
I'm assuming this is the adoption center story? I'll check it out after work.
5k words story in a couple days huh. I see i still have much to learn. [/spoiler.]

>>47986064
>couple of days
Wasn't this promised like a week ago?

>>47986069
It doesn't really matter since I don't bother reading his stuff so it's mostly speech without description and bad english.

>>47986102
Oof. Now wonder he keeps deleting his shit.

Wolves are meant to be bread

>>47986111
Do not knead the wolf

>>47986118
You know what. I'm gonna own my typo. I will become a evil wizard that turn werewolves into bread.

>>47986111
Why go for wild dogs when you have dog at home?

>>47986141
Breed wild dogs and turn them into domesticated dogs!

>>47986141
Isn't life on the wild side just a little more fun?

>>47986069
>Wasn't this promised like a week ago?
Nope, it goes back to this post. >>47966639, 3 days ago.

>>47986229
>5300 words in 3 days
No job then? Sad.

>"If I gave you a pass for 1 day to sleep with any other girl, who would you pick?"

>>47986125
>turn werewolves into bread.
I don't need to be a wizard to do that.

>>47986244
How do you figure?

>>47986243
This is a trap! Do not answer anything else other than "I would pick you, i don't wamt anyone else."!

Nobody ever adopts cu sith.

>>47985860
I don't mind a succful life with the succuwife.

>>47986253
It's just simple science.

>>47986258
I would. Only in a bicorn scenario though.

>>47986264
>quote from man caught pouring flour on werewolf in the park

>>47986265
This is the monster equivalent of always the bridesmaid never the bride.

>>47986271
Maybe. But I'd make her wife #2 out of all six. So she wouldn't be at the bottom of the totem pole. She'd get a guaranteed spot in bed next to me every night on my left. Bicorn of course gets #1 spot, and the spot on the right next to me.

>>47986265
>bicorn
>bee corn
Is it corn covered in bees, corn that is likes by bees or just popcorn dipped in honey?

I should start working on a dog story too, but I'm afraid I'm too slow to push it out before 21st.

>>47986296
What happens on the 21st?

>>47986302
Factorio expansion comes out.

If, hypothetically, a bogie comforts a very distraught young man, hugs him and tells him everything is going to be okay, is it still femdom?

>>47986304
Channel the autism into an anubis story

>>47986307
Of course, she has comforted him with the very feminine idea that things would ever be okay.

>No elf girl and friend that makes funny faces
Feels bad man

>>47986329
Well, shit.

Ded hours.

>47986386
still not the correct time to post off-topic gacha trash

>>47986336
>>47986386
How are chinese gacha game characters related to the japanese culture board?

>>47986394
japan goes gaga for gacha

>>47985956
>I can see more other mamono bullying lizardgirls because they wear underwear
Specially the daring ones that don't wear anything from the waist down, those are the number 1 bullies

>>47986429
lmfao

Molest succ tails.

>>47986102
>bad english
I don't get it, what's wrong his English?

>>47986452
These girls are probably the best way to see mesugaki art.

>>47986481
>what's wrong his English

>>47986452
>>47986462
What does this have to do with /jp/ - Otaku Culture?

>>47986511
Man, I'd get with Sensei...

>>47986520
They are sexy monster girls. Maybe not the mermaid.

>>47986511
I want to eat out Haku-sensei.

>>47986511
Me, fail English? That's unpossible!

>>47986520
/bag/ must have hit image limit again.

>>47986511
I want to have sex ed class with sensei as my partner

>>47986533
I want to eat out, Hakusensei!

So, who was mean to the spammer this time?

>>47986719
Nothing out of the ordinary. He's been chimping out like this in every single thread, without pause, for almost two years. I sure hope nothing goes badly for him and his buttbuddies because of that guy from before infiltrating and archiving their entire raid discord.

Just take a moment to enjoy storytime with your daugheru

>>47986727
Wait, that's not a daughteur... that's a Lich!

>>47986736
At least it's not lichen...

Don't wanna be with a monkey wench.
One more indecent accident.

>>47986744
>lichen alraune grows on a rock
I don't know where to go with this

>>47986713
I miss her.

>>47986757
When they say return to monkey, that means to go balls deep in monkey butt
Return deep inside a monkey