/jp/ - Otaku Culture

now i can masturbate and clean my psp at the same time!

that stain looks a little TOO perfectly shaped...

Honestly, I doubt most panties have any stains at the end of the day. For panties to be stained with pee, girls would have to leak on purpose.

are they scented as well?

>>4790525
You're adorably naive.

>>4790525
lol no

>>4790525
You have not yet realized how disgusting 3D really is.

It is most likely fake.

>>4790525
Girls do stain their panties daily (yes i'm a normalfag). And it's not pee but just some sort of mucus.

>>4790686
First time of my life I hear something like that.

>>4790697
Watch Naisho no Tsubomi. I learned everything I know about the female vagina from it.

>>4790697

Guess you never did the family laundry in your house.

I am a man, and I stain my underwear daily, so it kind of makes sense. The stains in my case are brown, not yellow, though.

>>4790785

>>4790785
dude, you should go to the hospital.

>>4790812

>>4790825

Isn't that normal, like when you wipe your ass but you don't wipe everything then you produce sweat which goes into your underwear and colour it into brown

>>4790525

lol virgin

also pantyliner

>>4790877
Did this guy really just use virgin as an insult here unironically?

>>4790873
You are disgusting.

>>4790877
>lol virgin
That isn't an insult on here.

>>4790884
Normalfags are crawling everywhere these days.

>>4790649

Next time I'm kissing a beautiful woman I'm going to think of you, kiddo. And I'm going to smell her hair and feel her heart beating against me, and I'll feel no hate for you.

No resentment or disgust.

Only pity. Women aren't disgusting. But you sure as hell are.

>>4790898

None of you took the bait.

You're getting good at this, /jp/.

>>4790922
You didn't give it enough time, no patience at all, you'd make a terrible fisherman.

>>4790898
>09:34
>09:38
>I DEMAND INSTANT RESULTS

The name gave it away anyway.

Vaginas are disgusting.

i'd buy a pair

>>4791068
I'm in a love/hate relationship with vaginas. On one hand I sometimes find them delicious, on another they can be seriously disgusting.

>>4790525
Sigh, I'll accept the trollbait and reveal my semi normalfaggotry. Stains in women's underwear don't really come from piss unless they're nasty as fuck. The vagina has discharges from time to time even not menstruating. Its a self cleaning organ. Arousal etc can all be causes.

IF you ever have the pleasure (or the digusting 3d experience) of being with an actual woman, you'll learn the average vagina is nowhere near as pretty as you see in porn or eroge.

>>4791515
it's like something out of a horror film

I've had 3 girlfriends in my life though I'm open to guys, it's just never happened. and vaginas are honestly aesthetically disgusting to me. they're like picasso on a bad day after he's been hitting the sauce.

penises are aesthetically sleek, minimal, function meshes into form perfectly. they're just brilliant.

>>4791540
thats sounds really gay. but im ok with it.

http://video.eyny.com/index.php/video/index/214676.html

The making of OP's panties.

>>4791515
Vagina's fucking disgusting actually. /jp/ read that post there, it's important.

Personally I consider one like this aesthetically pleasing. I'm sure a lot of you will be grossed out by it. But I like it for some reason. However very often they also disgust me. Doesn't help I don't like the look of shaven vaginas at all either.

>>4790490
>2010年04月01日

>>4791771
Both male and female genitals are disgusting.

At least female genitals don't look half bad when they aren't broken in.

>>4794647
How do you break in a vagina?
What would a broken in penis look like?

>>4790898
>Next time I'm kissing a beautiful woman I'm going to think of you, kiddo.
fag

>>4790712
I have never had a woman in my household.
Not even when I was a baby.

>>4794655
Broken in, used up, worn out.

>>4794647
What's disgusting about my male genitals?

>>4794059
That thing is monstrous. I'm sorry, it seems like I can't agree with your tastes.

>>4794665
Yeah, but how do you wear out a penis? Just what are you doing to yourself, Tohno?

Shota penises are cute.

>>4790490

OH BOY! VAGINAL DISCHARGE!

>>4794691
He cut the line between circumcision and uncircumcision a little too closely.

>>4794691
Friction causes penises to become darker.

>>4794720
Then why is the glans darker than the shaft?

>>4794729
Because the color of the glans comes from the blood in it, not the skin.

>>4794734
Almost like skin on the entire body of a white person...

>>4791733
goonspeak + doesn't load

>>4794746
That's funny, my skin isn't purple. The skin around your penis does get darker with friction, tho.

>>4794798
You're an idiot. Your skin's colour comes from the blood (and from some tanning). Ever seen a dead person? Super pale skin. Ever seen someone strangled? Lips turn blue etc.

>>4791733
ｔｈａｔ　ｍａｄｅ　ｍｅ　ｇｉｇｇｌｅ

>>4794691
I never said anything about wearing out a penis.
penis's are all disgusting regardless of how used they are.

>>4794828
sadly I've seen neither

>>4794828
don't forget melanin

>>4795592

I have, and it isn't all that fun to deal with.

>>4795582
You have never held a penis in your mouth, have you

>>4795613
No, no I have not.

>>4795582
you know what?
this whole penis phobia makes me angry.
its like the penis always gets the short end of the stick.
it deserves more respect than that dammit!

>>4795651
What are you talking about?
9/10 people on 4chan love that gross thing.

>>4795651
I pay my respects every few hours.

>>4795681
I'm loving mine right now

>【エイプリルフール】

>>4795681
thats why I'm here
its just society in general
most women and menavert their gaze from any penis(i guess not their own for guys) like its a gorgon.
its like most people are afraid of penises

Main difference between /jp/ and any other board: even in a thread this size about the mysteries of the female genitalia, not a single "girl" posts.

I think its pretty safe to say that, all trolling/joking aside, there are literally no girls on /jp/. People aren't even willing to bother trolling by pretending to be one in a thread about vaginas.

>>4795721
>there are literally no girls on /jp/.
then all is right with the world

>>4795703
Well I can't comment one way or the other on what outside girls think of them.
They might love to hop on it but they might not be looking at it.

>>4795721
Actually, we are all little girls. With the exception of a few cute traps that show themselves around once in a while

dear lord, this thread is actually sort of decent...i i am in shock

>>4790686
QFT
It's discharge produced during the menstrual cycle. Maintains moisture and shit

>>4795721
>there are literally no girls on /jp/.
wrong

>>4795721
>not a single "girl" posts.

That's because it's more fun to read all of the theories.

>>4791515
>IF you ever have the pleasure (or the digusting 3d experience) of being with an actual woman, you'll learn the average vagina is nowhere near as pretty as you see in porn or eroge.

This. A THOUSAND fucking times this. Pimples, blemishes, ingrown hairs, the smell.....oh jesus stop the fucking horror.

>>4797651
They say girls under 15 have pretty privates.

>>4797651
I cannot even make myself believe my precious 2D waifu has a nice looking vagina sometimes.....

>>4797651
Amateur porn reveals this. It's safe to say that I do not want to be anywhere near a vagina anytime soon.

Growing up I used to think vaginae looked like they did in porn. All nice, neat and pretty. I then realized most (if not all) of the pictures I looked at were airbrushed perfection. A real vagina looks.......horrifying.

> I do not want to be anywhere near a vagina anytime soon.

Somehow, I don't think this will be an issue.

>>4797651
>>4797716

Interestingly enough, dicks can also be hairy, smelly, crusty, drip urine, and be as unappealing-looking if they're cut.

Either way, you're pretty much screwed. And don't even get me started on assholes. Jesus H. Christ.

>>4797732
Arc, always here to defend the ladies.

You're such a knight Arc!

>>4797732
Well, yeah, dicks are ugly, but women are supposed to be the fairer sex. It's more of a disappointment when you find out how flawed it all is.

>>4791540
I think you're just gay.

Why is the human body so fucking disgusting? The oils we secrete, pimples, dandruff, our genitals, our odor and body hair...

It's all so awful.

>>4797732
>Interestingly enough, dicks can also be hairy, smelly, crusty, drip urine, and be as unappealing-looking if they're cut.

But we're not talking about dicks are we now? Fuck off.

Most IRL females do not find the penis attractive anyway. Read all female forums from time to time. Some insight to be had there. Most just suck it to keep you happy.

>>4797772
Also, most women will NEVER admit to having a stinky vagOOO. If you refuse to go down on her because her vagina smells like rotten fish/low tide she'll call you a selfish prick and or a 'immature little boy.'

>>4797751

There's nothing fair about women. You've been reading too many books of chivalry or whatever.

>>4797758

Sorry, I thought we were talking about the harsh realities.

>>4797793
Their faces should stay above the waist then.

I personally just find the vagina unsanitary looking.

Besides, ghoneria is on the rise among young women. Studies have indicated that (LOL STATISTICS) 1 in 4 teen girls in America have an STD.

Count me out of the gene pool.

Wow, this thread just proves that the guys here aren't going to get laid. Ever.

>>4797966
Hello, Captain Obvious.

There's the door, now get out.

>>4797966
Damn straight, I'm celibate and proud of it.

>>4797966
I do not find this a bad thing for me personally. Modern culture has just hardwired it into you and every other normalfags brain that sex = key to ultimate happiness.

If you are not having sex you are not happy. If you are still a virgin you are not happy. If you do not like or find something unattractive about a woman, no matter how small or trivial (VAGINA), you're gay. What's that? You want to save yourself for marriage and give your virginity and love to a woman you ACTUALLY love? Sorry, you're a faggot. Love is for faggots. We just fuck casually now. It's not even called 'making love' or 'sex' anymore. We just 'fuck' nowadays.

>>4797993
Fuck you.

>>4797999
Go fornicate yourself.

>>4797966

You say this like it's a bad thing, anonymous.

I'm good looking, fit, and could theoretically get a girl with ease if I iron out a few things. But being asexual, my desire for sex or a relationship is nonexistant.

Nothing wrong with that.

>>4797999
No, fuck you.

>>4797999
Truth hurts.

This has been called the 'casual sex' generation.

>>4798029
I thought that was the 60's.

YOU, ALL OF YOU, ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING.

>>4797993
>Modern culture has just hardwired it into you and every other normalfags brain that sex = key to ultimate happiness.

This. The problem here is that most people who engage in frequent casual sex (like what is more and more happening these days) are not happy. So what do they do? "Well I must not be fucking enough! I must engage in MORE sex! That'll make me happier!" But it doesn't. It usually makes them feel hollow. Sex becomes routine, stale. It becomes a mechanical movement. There is no love or intimacy.

This is why I couldn't do a one night stand.

>>4798038
ur mom is disgusting

>>4798036
Nope. Young women today are having three times more sex than their mothers of the sixties. Hell, young girls are making the sixties look tame by comparison.

This is why STD's are on the rise. Irresponsible sex.

>>4798076

Alarmist propaganda.

>>4798029
>>4798036
>>4798076
>Eight per cent of today's women claimed to have slept with more than ten partners by the time they hit their mid-20s.

.....ugh. I'm usually not the "MAI WAIFU MUST BE PURE" but this is disgusting. Just because you're a 'liberated confidant' female doesn't mean 'fuck everything that has a cock'.

I think sex is solely for making babies during marriage.

Is something wrong with this?

>>4798100
But they want to be famous Hollywood actresses. Poor Lo.

>>4798097
Better safe than to wake up to warts all over your dick. Or maybe you like smashing your dick and watching thick, mucous like string cheese shoot out of it?

If I EVER get with a girl I'm going to ask her if she is STD free and or to go get tested. She laughs or gets pissed? Not worth it.

>>4798100
Maybe it's just because us guys have been getting even sexier and harder to resist.

>>4798122

have you ever heard of condoms bro

>>4798102
No. You're just old fashioned.

>>4798133
Yeah I have. Guess what? They're not fail safe/100% guaranteed to prevent infection.

BRO.

>>4798133
Have you ever heard of the 15% failure rate of condoms?

>>4798124
Deodorant and hygiene are to blame for women being sluts.

>>4798144

I don't know man

I think 98% is good enough

>>4798133
>Condoms do not offer much protection against STDs that can be transmitted through skin-to-skin contact, though, such as genital warts. Condoms made out of animal tissue do not offer any protection against STDs.

>>4798152
Not to me.

>>4798159

Obviously you should be a savvy customer. Buy condoms that you know will work. Buying shit condoms will end up with you experiencing the burn when you pee.

>>4798149
Especially that axe body spray.

>>4798170
That along with; flat bill(?) hats, baggy hoodies, pants, that weird flip out haircut that looks as if you have a bowl on your head etc.

Axe fucking stinks.

>>4798187
Don't forget popped collars.

>>4798201
MULTIPLE popped collars.

>>4798170
>>4798187
>>4798201
Judging by the taste most young women have in guys these days I can safely say they're fucking ignorant.

>>4798222
I was watching late night tv tonight and the one cute girl they had on said that she wouldn't date a guy that was shorter than her and then admitted that short guys tend to have better personalities. What a bitch.

>>4798248
They say that if a short man mates with a tall women, the child has birth defects.

>>4798254
where is the source to this study?

>>4798248
Well they do love to contradict themselves.

I'm rather proud of my penis. I think it's rather cute.

Then again, I also get hard looking at myself in the mirror when I get out of the shower.

>>4798264
http://digitalcitizen.ca/2009/11/12/why-women-should-marry-taller-men-and-kiss-them-lots/

>>4798276
You damn Narcissist.

>>4798276
Me too...

>>4798281
That's bullshit, I can just stand on a box and achieve the same result.

>>4798287
Yeah, I know. It's only when I'm out of the shower, naked and looking fabulous, though.
>>4798291
Do you also feel yourself up sometimes?
I can't help it if I stare for too long.

>>4798016
You have no idea what asexual means.

>>4798342
You have no idea that words have more than a strict single definition.

>>4798276
>Body turns yourself on
Me too, fuck, so nice.

>>4798352
Oh hi, while that is true, the way he used it is not ANY of the definitions of "asexuality".

Learn to books.

I used to take naked pictures of myself then get dressed and fap to them on my computer.

>>4798363
not having or involving sex
not having ... sex

>this whole thread

>>4798367
>Asexuality is distinct from abstention from sexual activity

>>4798372

>>4798365
That's a little weird, though.

I wouldn't do that, at least.

>>4798372
You sure told everyone in this thread with your misuse of quoting and hilarious reaction image.

>>4798378
...and from celibacy, which are behavioral and the latter is usually for a religious reason

That doesn't actually contradict anything.

I get disgusted by stains in underwear. The sight makes me gag.

I think penises have a certain appeal to them.

I mean, they stick outwards, and they're all smooth and oh so fun to hold - unlike stupid vaginas with their strange similarities to molluscs, seashells and crustaceans.

/jp/ - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Involuntary_celibacy

>>4798440

>I think penises have a certain appeal to them.

Slut.

All women have some STD or another. ALL of them. Especially herpes and HPV which are the ones you'll find the most. However some people look fine even tough they are infected because of their genetics, and never get cold sores or genital warts, but they are still contagious.

So it's simple, really. You either stay a virgin for life or you find a virgin woman. But since virgin women don't exist, if you really want sex you'll have to settle for a whore and pray to God that you won't get warts after you've been infected.

>>4798485
Troll trying to scare you away from 3d women.

>>4798485
Or go with males. You left out that option, and it's by far the best.

>>4798512
Sad truth is, he think's he's right, and is being serious. inb4 normalfags.

>>4798513
Males have all the diseases females have plus AIDs. Unless you just mean your own hand, then you are correct.

>>4798517
No, he's wrong, virgins also have STDs. Celibacy is the only real option.

>>4798513
Let's not forgot all the nasty shit that is part of anal sex. Quite literally.

>>4798544
And you should all join the church, too!

>>4798556
Nah, the church are a bunch of loons. Besides, they don't allow masturbation.

>>4798564
Sure, but they love the little children!

>>4798564
Unlimited supply of shotas.

>>4798513


>Or go with males. You left out that option, and it's by far the best way to die from AIDS

I FUCKING LOVE DYING SLOWLY!

>>4798538
females dont have AIDS....? wut

op here

holy fuck /jp/

>>4798485
Not even virginity will help since virgin women can still have picked up some "S"TDs from nonsexual sources.

>>4799684
7/10, not too shabby op

BUTTFUCK

>>4798836
I thought women could only get AIDs from men and not the other way around or something like that. That's why it's so common among homosexuals.

>>4800495
>AIDs
2/10 try harder

>>4800513
That was an honest typographical error and not a troll.

I bet those things smell awful. Bleh.

>>4800495
Go back to school.

>>4800588
They didn't really teach me much about AIDS in school.

>>4800650
HIV is transmitted through blood to blood contact. It's easier to get it through rough anal sex where tearing of the skin is easier than in vaginal sex. It's entirely possible to tear the vaginal wall and get HIV, it's just a little harder to do.

>>4800650
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV_and_AIDS_misconceptions#HIV_can_infect_only_homosexual_men_and_drug
_users

Who has awakened me from my thousand-year slumber?

>>4800650
Then you really should educate yourself before spouting nonsense.

>>4800696
amazing how dicks fit through that little gap and cum DIRECTLY INTO THE WOMB

>>4800696
For the Overmind!

>>4800672
I hope you're trolling.

>>4800696
>>4800696
i am 12 and what is this
is that a dick or the gates of hell?

>>4801472
>gates of hell
isawwhatudidthere.bin

>>4800696
source: http://www.beautifulcervix.com/cervix-photo-galleries/photos-of-cervix/

>>4803174
This is my homepage

>>4803174
its hidden in a dark hole for a reason

>>4803216
You like to regurgitate your breakfast when you go online?

Can STDs be transmitted through saliva? I'm paranoid about using toothpaste my little sister and brother share. I know they sleep around, so if I ever see them drink anything from the refrigerator I never touch it again. I have to hide my drinks in my closet so they don't find it.

>>4803253
>>>/b/
>>>/adv/

>>4803253
Why would their saliva be in the toothpaste tube?

>>4803280
I also have to wonder why it would be in the drink containers as well.

>>4803253
HIV is airborne. You'd better not go anywhere near them.

>>4803253
Technically, HIV is present in every fluid coming from an infected person's body. Sweat, urine, saliva... everything.

However, the concentration is so little compared to its concentration in blood/genital fluids, it's pretty much impossible for it to infect you. Someone once described it to me as "You'd need to drink a bucket full of such a person's spit before it could give you a chance of infection."

>>4800696

The horror! The horror!