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Post yuri of her with her fox wife

I'll ask again
what would anons do once mommy Yukari takes a liking to them?

>>47882820
Well, considering the last thread, I would make sure my firstborn remains a secret through the whole pregnacy.

>>47882820
Incest.

>>47882820
Run.

>>47882903
It'll still be your firstborn. Just not your 2wife's.

>>47883067
Let's see how Yukari lays an egg, then. I want to see her face as she realises that she shouldn't have fooled around again.

>>47882820
give her what she wants

>>47882820
Would there be realisticaly anything to be done but to surrender?

>>47882820
Immediately befriend her fox, the ghost lady, and Kasen so at least if Yukari tries fucking with you one of those three might restrain her.

>>47882118
yukari only know two of those words, and one of them is because her back hurts that much on wednesdays

>>47883110
Youkai are predators
Weakness or cowardace results in death

>>47883110
If you're in the outside, go to a pastor and blast her with millions of people's worth of faith. If you're in Gensokyo, go to Reimu and blast her with sheer protagonist bullshit power.
If she already kidnapped you, you're fucked. Say goodbye to your pelvis and pinch your nose, this will be a messy one.

>>47883103
That's absolutely impossible, not even Eirin could help

>>47882820
I'd be nice to her

>>47883398
What

Imagine being a foetus living inside Mummy Yukari's perfect womb!
All safe and snug with all the sounds outside muffled through Mummy Yukari's amniotic fluid!
Being bumped and ejaculated all over by the huge penises of Mummy Yukari's many lovers!

>>47888107
mummy Yukari is not a whore!

You shouldn't have seen that.

why are yukari threads like this
>>47882820
take her to train museums (not just to appease her i want to go as well with someone), then probably get to know her other interests from there. maybe ask some questions too since she's lived a long time.

>>47890936
Is ran a vampire?

>>47890973
>why are yukari threads like this
We love mommy here.

I love Mommy!

>>47882820
I don't think Yukari would like me

>>47891667
Lots of people don't like Yukari but she doesn't let that stop her.

>Falling for human-eating horrors beyond your comprehension
You're all lost causes

>>47896567
I take one of her hands and kiss it

>>47896567
This is just fine...

>>47896567
fuck it we ball

Why is she like this?

>>47900208
She's a sociopathic jerk and Ran is a decent human being. Ironic that the one who's never been a human is the one who is more human than gappy.

>>47900208
It may be inside Yukari, but it's her baby and she WILL take care of it.

>>47902469
>Ran steal’s Yukari’s baby to turn it into her own
Kek

>>47882118
Please do not put any of those disgusting words anywhere near my wife's name

>>47910095
I can almost guarantee you your wife has associated herself with far worse.

>>47882820
Nothing unless she outright states it due to my reluctance to overstep perceived boundaries.

>>47902469
Yuri baby

Dirty Sexy Girl

>>47910095
I make your wife ahegao on my cock while she screams she is dying

She looks soft. I want to hug her

yukaribros...

>>47921857
I'd kiss it better

Yurikari

>>47882820
tell her to act her age

>>47923159
how would you like her to act?

>>47912552
I would boop her right on her small nose.

>>47900208
She didn't want someone to act in her place, she wanted a nanny to take care of her. Except she didn't want that, what she really wanted was her nanny to read the room and only cater to her and feed her bad habits instead of take care of her.
>>47926969
Act like an adult and be responsible for herself and her actions.

Yukari-sama is so cool, she gets TWO silly hats!

>>47927242
there's one way of making her take responsibility...

>>47927249
one isnt silly at all

>>47882118
This hag reminds me of my HR hag. She's beautiful, unmarried (or divorced, idk), and pulls random shit just like her. Of course she doesn't have breasts this big, nor is she this tall.

>>47927418
But which one?

>>47927617
HR Yukari is real? I’m kind of jealous.

>>47927617
you should seduce her

>>47931817
she's annoying as hell, she wears this weird, condescending stare when talking to us lowly engineers. HRtards have literally one job, to reply to emails, but if i ever send them an email I never get a reply until i have replied to my own email about three times. I do my best to avoid not just her but the HRtard too and even the holier than thou sysadmin at the office.
really i think HR people exist for the sole purpose of licking the director people's boots.
I heard she applied for a car loan. probably some 10% interest rate on some shitty overpriced crossover or sedan to compensate for being lonely i guess. More stupidity.
>>47927772
>HR Yukari is real? I’m kind of jealous
Yukari leads the gensokyo HR.

>>47933470
Yeah, “human resources” for sure. And both this hag and your HR hag sound like a handful and then some. Yukari is cool at least but don’t tell her I said that. She has an ego as is and a compliment might make her all clingy.

>>47933470
>she's annoying as hell, she wears this weird, condescending stare when talking to us lowly engineers.
All the more reason for you to seduce her and then make her submit to your BEC (Big Engineer Cock).

>>47927280
She would simply gap the baby inside Ran or Reimu to save herself the trouble.

>>47927617
OLkari...

>>47933658
Everything I've learnt from Yukari threads tells me she plays musical fucking chairs with people's fetuses.

>>47933753
How many divorces has she caused when the baby didn't look like the father?

>>47933755
How many divorces did she cause when the baby didn't look like the mother so the mother accused the husband of cheating on her?

>>47933755
Touhous all give birth to mini versions of themselves regardless of father.
>>47933781
How does Yukari prevent this from happening?

>>47933781
Do all human girls in gensokyo have fairy level IQs?
>>47933838
Main touhous maybe. What about human girls in the human village

>>47933849
The husband ciuld have had sex with a woman who is on her period abd then the egg stuck to the tip of his penis and got accidentally transferred into his wife's womb when they next had sex leading to his wife being pregnant with another woman's child. That's plausible.

>>47933862

>>47933590
>She has an ego as is and a compliment might make her all clingy.
but it's cute when she gets all clingy!

>>47882820
See how long I'd last in an intelligent conversation with her alone in a locked room somewhere before she's suddenly straddling my lap while caressing my hair and saying just the right things under her breath to turn me into the drooling sap I am deep inside.
Lots of eye contact would be important until I blink and the above scenario begins to play itself out, very little I could do to resist anyways. She'd understand all-too well.
>>47927418
Are you implying her mob cap is her 'Serious' hat for serious situations only?
>>47933590
>Yukari is cool at least but don’t tell her I said that.
Too late, it's out there in the open forever now. Be kind to any tall blonde women that suddenly approach you out of nowhere and you may be spared.

>>47882118
prostate massage and handjob combo from yukari!

>>47934077
You say that now, but she won’t let go easily if at all. Especially if she gets it in her head you might not be able to see her for a long* time!

*One day.

>>47934441
Oh joy. But come on, there’s plenty of tall blonde women out there. What are the odds they’re supernaturally pretty and smart with their hauntingly beautiful violet or golden eyes? Let alone make a beeline for me in public out of nowhere? But just in case, manners maketh man, average woman or millennium maiden or not.

>>47935287
>But just in case, manners maketh man, average woman or millennium maiden or not.
It is good to be prepared at least, if nothing else. She'd understand that much anyways.

>>47935338
What a considerate eldritch woman. I will let you know how it goes should I be approached by a nice yet oddly intense blonde lady.

I had a dream that Yukari fashioned an onahole for me out of all the Gensokyan youkai clits glued together with her own womb at the end.

Lucious legs

Canonically likes girls.

>>47943326
What a horrible dream
So Yukari could just randomly steal Gensokyans' private parts like that. Imagine if you cum inside and all of the women of Gensokyo feel it. Disturbing.

>>47943326
Gonna masturbate to this. I will return eventually.

>>47943500
But they would feel the penis rubbing on their clits already. That would already let them know something is up. Cumming might not even be the worst part in this scenario.

>>47927092
Do not boop that Merry Suicide Gapper.

>>47943847
Oh why not? She looks like a nice and pleasantly whimsical girl.

>>47882820
Behave like I normally do (Stay silent most of the time, only opening my mouth to drop spiteful, yet true remarks)

>>47944033
Not too dissimilar to how she's usually treated in Gensokyo actually, might be the most grounded response to the inquiry here so far really...

>>47944052
i didnt mean to make a grounded response... i am just not adapted to socialize with other human beans

>>47944064
>spoiler
Neither am I but unfortunately for us she isn't exactly always the pickiest when it comes to her associations!

>>47882820
Tell her that I saw this cute girl that looks like you, she your daughter?

>>47944580
You'll mysteriously disappear after asking that question anon

>>47943263
I want to get smothered by Yukari’s massive boobers as well.

My frenulum broke in half years ago.

>>47948735

>>47948758
Reimu sure is lucky here. She just doesn’t realize it.

>>47882820
Ask her politely not to accidentally kill me, mostly.

>>47944622
Imagine asking Yukari permission to date Maribel haha

>>47882820
>what would anons do once mommy Yukari takes a liking to them?
Honestly? Fucking embrace it. I'll love and protect and adore Yukari forever if that were the case. I'd fill her up with children and marry her.
She's not a 2hu that I particularly like personally, but if she fell in love and got obsessed with me I'd embrace it and reciprocate fully.

>>47948753
How? Did you masturbate so hard it snapped in two?

>>47944580
>>47949975
Merry's moggin abilities are so great that she even moggs herself

>>47948753
I'll fix it for you, anon.

>>47935455
This artist is great

>>47955853
She’s doing this on purpose to trick a nice and helpful young man to try and “help” her out. Then she’ll use her freakishly large hands here to grab them.

>>47891254
i like her too but you'd still need to take care of ran and chen.

How would she react to this?

>>47957919
Yukari boobs are not this big I'm sorry
I know tits rock and all but it's taking me out of the wonderful tummy-groping scenario here. Urumi's are barely even close to these and she's a fucking bovined beast
Is this intentional? Did she manipulate the gap to inflate her tits?

>>47957939
Is this better?

>>47957939
Yes they are. They're clearly all natural. Why would you jump to assuming the youthful and honest Yukari~n would use her ability to manipulate her chest size? Is something wrong with you?

>>47957782
I’ve seen this image a few times but I don’t trust this Yukari even with her sweet red ol eyes shining like that with a cute little blush to accentuate it. Her wearing her mob cap to bed only reinforces my suspicions.

>>47958219
Come now Anon, what could possibly go wrong with snuggling up close to such a refined & elegant woman in her warm embrace?
Tell me. With excruciating detail. Just curious.

>>47958627
You really want to know? I couldn’t tell you much for obvious reasons and as I have already pointed out getting close to and putting trust into this pretty dangerous sage is a fool’s gambit but I will try. As a cautionary note for you and others.
For starters, she would almost immediately drape her slender yet unnaturally strong arms around your midsection to bring you a bit more into her. Her legs would follow suit to further secure you in her little futon nest as her pleasantly warm and lithe body spoons you with soft yet firm strength. She’d nuzzle your neck, maybe whisper sweet yet dangerously teasing words into your ears about how she caught you and if she’s feeling forward to various degrees, she could do anything from lightly kissing your neck to teething your ear lobes.
And that would just be the intro.
I’m betting other and more enlightened scholars could warn of the dangers that are liable to come with and without gap stuff in play that is sure to arise. But I hope this warning was illuminating.

>>47957939
Yukari boobs are even bigger

>>47950771
How did the destroyer of japanese females turn into... well, Yukari?

>>47963378
She still destroys japanese females, just with vore.

Dirty Sexy Girl

>>47966589
Would kiss those cute feet

>>47963532
yuri*

quintessential HAG

>>47963378
changing your name doesn't change your genetics

>>47963378
It's sad really
She went from being able to get any man to not being able to get even one

>>47960003
Feverishly taking notes on this (precautionary of course).
Thank you for the valuable insight on the matter.

>>47969755
But it does change your smell, apparently.

>>47882118
I don't have a frenulum

>>47970983
My pleasure. Remember, don’t let the adorable yet incredibly dangerous gap youkai bite.

saggy hagslop
https://files.catbox.moe/j9h93y.jpg

>>47882118
>frenulum
Americans wouldn't understand this lol

>>47973085
Haggubus

>>47882820
Make her milk my prostate.

>>47973085
Yukarin's overwhelmingly adorable expression almost makes up for how rude this guy was to her. Almost.

>>47973085
>I-I mean today's a totally safe day, so you could even finish inside!
Hm, somehow I don't trust her word on this

Lazy hag....

>>47960003
>teething your ear lobes
Hot.

>>47974733
Yukari wants a little taste, and that bit of soft flesh is perfect for nibbling on for her. Just be careful, she might want more depending on how cute and yummy her interest is.

>>47974656
She's so lazy that Ran has to top her each night...

>>47974795
Be careful, she's a bully! If she finds out you like it she'll amuse herself by touching you all over and teasing you for squirming so much in between each kiss and nibble of your ears! You'll be stuck until she's had her fill of tormenting you! You wouldn't want that to happen, wouldn't you?

>>47975426
No siree I don’t want to get mercilessly teased and bullied by the pretty and scary purple eldritch girl. How she would assure her silly little playmate can’t escape her every time she pops in for a nice little love bite(s) or teasing poke before it invariably escalates into more. Not at all, go away Gappy!

>>47960003
What happens if she falls asleep while holding you? Will I be stuck for months?

>>47975562
Yep, you'll be used as her personal onahole for half a year. Don't worry though, Ran will feed you, you're not gonna die.

>>47975562
It’s possible yes. But I’m sure even in spite of Yukari being lazy she knows better than to have you stuck in her slumbering and loving embrace for such a long time so it shouldn’t happen. You will however get cuddled during normal sleep times and when she does awake from her hibernation period she WILL want to make up for lost time. So expect affection overload.
She’s just dangerous like that.

>>47970998
Not showering will do that to someonr

>>47975731
But how will I bathe?

>>47975768
In hag sperm

I hate clingy people... And them knowing I do, only makes it worse for me.

>>47882820
stay away from errant mob caps at all costs

if the chinese girl threads have taught me anything it's that strange women distributing hats are no basis for a sense of self, and the things are like leeches that'll bury into your head and not let go

>>47974795
>>47975426
But what if I go on the counteroffensive?? What if I kiss her neck or collarbones?

>>47977470
That will introduce a whole new level of risk/reward. Namely there’s a 50/50 chance the poor little sage will be reduced to a quivering puddle after she melts in your merciless counter-assault. Or Yukari shows you why she’s one of the bosses of Gensokyo and ruthlessly dissuades you that she’s a silly and sleepy jobber as you get thoroughly HAG’d by her returned affection ranging from tighter full body hugs or she forces you deeper into herself with an unyielding press to the back of your head.

>>47978059
Honestly either sounds pretty great, what's the loss state here?

>>47978674
Uh, smelly lady? Getting raped? I don’t really know since Yukarin is just that good.

>>47883103
This is very sad ;_;

>>47891254
NEED, I WANT A HAG TO RIP ME TO SHREDS THE MOMENT WE GET BEHIND CLOSED DOORS, I WANT QUESTIONABLE BODY FLUIDS FLYING ALL OVER THE WALLS AND BED

>>47983401
>I WANT QUESTIONABLE BODY FLUIDS FLYING ALL OVER THE WALLS AND BED
Yukari has an inhuman futa dick, so she can and will rip you to shreds when she invades your rear end... But if you somehow survive the initial penetration you'll burst like a balloon when she finally releases the flood of her sticky, gooey ancient spunk. She'll fill the entire room.

>>47989608
>>47989613
is there a version of this where she's pregnant?

>>47990177
Sadly no **but there is an edit where she’s fatter**

>>47990239
lol

>>47995636
Yukari receiving chocolate from Reimu!

>>47950727
It was too short and the head would be pulled down. I used to and still jack off a lot so it was only a matter of time until it broke.

>>48000635
Rise and shine old lady!

>>48000635
>>48003115
OHAYOU GOZAIMASU

>>48003037
Look at this silly purple creature. And they say she’s an axolotl when she’s being all kot-like here.

>>47882118
Honestly, I can't even imagine her being affectionate. What is the general head cannon of how she would behave if she were smitten by someone?

>>48004030
I personally think that she'd be in utter disbelief. For someone as nasty as her, and who is that way on purpose, having tender, honest feelings for someone must feel alien, specially if we're talking about a simple human.
I think it'd be interesting if she was distrustful of her own feelings. Her scheming mind finding these emotions it can't understand as threats. Maybe she thinks she's being affected by some kind of spell or something.
Really, I just don't see Yukari as being able to have a real romantic relationship without some major developments.

watch this white woman commit vehicular manslaughter

>>48006517
Kasen really shouldn’t have jaywalked for one thing.

>>48006517
why did kasen do this?

>>48006517
Yukari's reaction time is plummeting with her age. She had no problems before.

>>48006517
Why was Kasen Jaywalking in the first place? And in a highway, dude.

>>48005958
Honestly, it is kinda unsettling for me, seeing people wanting to conquer and have sex with literal human eating monsters. I mean, I have no problem with people doing that to Touhou characters because everyone is free to do what they want, and I even find it cute. But is you think about it, Yukari probably even hates human to certain extent and thanks to her youkai nature she might be evil and shit.

I even made a thread about how a good quantity of 2hus might be misanthropes, etc. but it got deleted for unknown reasons.

>>48009425
>I even made a thread
I posted in that one at the tail end. Couldn't tell you why they thought to delete it, anyway:
To summarize that post; my thought on that is that the times are changing and they have to adapt. It's hard to be a total misanthrope in Gensokyo when the aftermath of any Incident is partying with the Human that kicked your ass. Whether you like it or not you're going to have to get along. The conquering a racist bit was funny since it brought to mind the meme of the southern diehard "Nate Higgers" and his Latina GF. Nobody is infallible and perfect, and it's easy (and funny) to imagine the Youkai equivalent of that meme: a Tengu who hates Humans and is vocal about her opinion, but cant get enough of BHC. They may hate Humans but exceptions will creep up and put contradictions to that stance.

>Yukari probably even hates human to certain extent
We all change and they have a much longer life to introspect on WHY they feel the way they do. Does Yukari hate Humans? Or does it seem like she hates them because she hates an overlapping trait like stupidity and dull boring things? Maybe she's just indifferent to things that don't spark her interest. The fact that Gensokyo had to be created to preserve the old Youkai provided an opportunity for reflection.

>thanks to her youkai nature she might be evil and shit
This is a valid point, but what is evil is entirely subjective. A lion may eat people but that doesn't make it evil since it's just following its natural instincts, at the same time it can learn to associate people as not food and form a bond with them. Yukari is a Youkai and is subject to her biological functions, she needs to prey on Humans. Does that make her evil or is it just pragmatism? I've not seen anything in canon that points to her being sadistic or bloodthirsty, traits that would point to evil. Her actions and motivations are a matter of practicality. Arm-chan on the other hand is unapologetically evil; she's eaten people, she ENJOYS eating people, and she was planning on doing the same to Reimu and reanimate her corpse after. She can't be fixed. God imagine the crazy sex you could have with her.
My opinion is that Yukari is cold and calculated, not evil. So if you want to conquer her you need to warm her heart and present a problem she can't solve through logic like >>48005958 touches on where she questions herself on the enigma you present.

>>48009627
I'll have you know that keeping a human around as a fuckpet doesn't mean you actually like humans!

>>48009627
I always wanted to know what it would be like to be the person Yukari is secretly smitten for. I mean, I always imagine it in the interesting case where Yukari has to convince the human that she is good because the human in this case thinks Youkai are monsters and things like that, or is just not interested in her.

>>48009425
>Yukari probably even hates human to certain extent and thanks to her youkai nature she might be evil and shit.
Yukari is a LARPing dork with no friends!! Remember, even Renko has "connections", Maribel has NOTHING.

>>48009425
I think it's more like a relationship between a human and an animal. You can like pigs, goats, cows, but you're still going to be a little detached because you slaughter them for food. Even if you don't want to slaughter and eat this one, it's not that far off your mind that you can and could. Plus it's going to die in a fraction of your lifespan anyway. You're stronger than them, smarter than them, and will watch an army of them come and die before the end. Why hate them? They're barely even worth the effort.

>>48009876
There could be reason for hatred that is unique to Youkai. Resentment and envy. Humans have the luxury of being able to eat just about anything and live on. Youkai have one and only one dietary requirement: Humans. Whether they have to actually slaughter and eat them or they siphon off fear without killing them is irrelevant, they're parasites that can't live without its host species. For all their bluster and superior abilities and long lives, they are bound to Humanity while Humanity enjoys freedom they will never have.
Either way, it's not like they can afford to stew on that negativity, not in Gensokyo. It's like the resentment and envy the poor have over rich oligarchs: you're stuck with them and can't simply get rid of them, can't take your frustrations out on them either because murder is illegal for some reason, so why waste energy crying about something outside your control? Hating them is not worth the effort.

Youkai have three options before them: they can either cry about it and fade away, suck it up and live with the hand they're dealt, or they can adapt and become symbiotes. Which of these options do you think would lead to the most probable chance of Youkai, and Gensokyo, surviving past a few hundred more years?

>>48009876
Yeah, I think you are right to a certain extent. But the problem with these kinds of allegories is that, for example, you can't talk to a pig like you can with a human, you don't have their body shape, and you can't fall in love with them. Youkai, for example, look physically like a human, talk in human language (in the majority of cases) etc.

But related to this, do you think Youkai are the superior species or some aberration? I have this question since I watched my favorite anime, in that anime, there was always a big philosophical deal between humans, vampires and monsters, and since fortune-teller in Touhou I have always wondered if some allegory like that one from that anime could apply to Touhou Youkais to certain extent.

>>48009960
>Resentment and envy. Humans have the luxury of being able to eat just about anything and live on

Is not only that, but some very old or wise youkai also could know that their sole purpose in life was to exterminate humans. That they were created as killing machines, with enhanced abilities, intelligence, etc. And yet they cannot create something meaningful like art or even create a great scale society (Yes, there is Gensokyo, but that's a mix between a lot of beings.)

They are bound to be psychopaths forever, and they might be angry that even with all the power they have, humanity somehow got rid of them. Forgetting them, reduced to something that humans no longer even know existed in the first place. It is like if a Neo Nazi organization that survived WW2 were angry at how the world just moved on from everything they have done.

>>48010001
>They are bound to be psychopaths forever, and they might be angry that even with all the power they have, humanity somehow got rid of them.
This is a very interesting concept. You'd think that the ever prideful Youkai Sage would feel some sort of resentment to having to live in her own fragile asylum.
But from what we see of Youkai who know about the outside and visit, they seem to be mostly okay with their living conditions. Mamizou lived there with little issue, though that can be attributed to Tanuki being very present in the cultural zeitgeist, at least much more than an elusive "Youkai of Gaps".
I can see that, in a romance setting, something like this >>48005958 would be Yukari's first reaction, but after she'd start getting mad at things she's normally content with, like her place in the world, her fragile paradise, etc.
It'd be a very tragic love story. Fitting for a Youkai and a Human.

>>48009960
>Which of these options do you think would lead to the most probable chance of Youkai, and Gensokyo, surviving past a few hundred more years?
Convincing a Japanese game dev to make a cute video game series about them so they can feed on the attention and adoration instead.

>>48009867
What are Renko's connections? Her family?

>>48010039
And what they would do with all that power anyway? Conquer the world?

>>48009974
>do you think Youkai are the superior species or some aberration?
Aberration 100%. If they were truly the superior species it would be them dominating the world, not Humans.

>>48010001
That was their purpose, but it's one that fell through. Youkai were already vanishing post Barrier because of a lack of purpose and meaning to exist. But Spell Card Duels and the cycle of incidents gave them something to do and actually make them strong and threatening again. Honestly I think you're looking down too harshly on them, if they were completely incapable of change then I don't think Gensokyo would exist. They would've vanished along with the old gods. If they can get along with a silly card game to skirt around the fact they were withering away without conflict then I think they have the capacity to adapt and evolve. I mean these things are RECENT. They've enjoyed thousands of years of sitting pretty as an apex predator and only in the last hundred did they need to hide in a sanctuary, and the last twenty did they find a way to eek out in some semblance of stability.
If I were Yukari, my priority would be to turn the hole we hid ourselves in into a comfortable paradise to live that will stand the test of time. Stability is paramount to future survival, and if the old traditional ways are holding them down then they need to go. It's obvious the way Youkai used to operate is no longer viable. Sure the Humans can be ruled with fear and ignorance, but for how long can that be maintained? What are the long term effects? The Shrine Maiden is strong but she's only Human and has a Human's lifespan, if they're relying on her to keep the peace then what will happen if she dies or becomes unable to carry her duties? There's always the next Shrine Maiden but you can't be sure about their personality and how it meshes with Gensokyo and its reality. It's too risky, too many eggs in one basket, too much is riding on too few supports.
Eliminate the variables, eliminate the uncertainties. It won't be enough until she can lay out a projection for the next century and say "yeah, we're looking good."

They can be angry, they can kick and scream, but what good is that going to do them? It won't change the fact that they're an obsolete race hiding in a hole. What they can do, is work on building their future and the future of Gensokyo. Or they can die, the choice is theirs.

>>48010081
What do humans do with all the power they have? Why do humans pursue their interests to the extreme, eating themselves sick, becoming addicted to drugs, porn, social media, games and so on? Why do animal populations grow to their maximal sustainable extent before collapsing? Why do plants spread uncontrollably given favorable conditions? Why do all systems seem to attempt to reach their maximal extent before being forced to yield to external circumstances?

>>48009645
Yukari, did Ran help you write this?

>>48014351
She wrote while jerking Yukari's cock off, so kinda

>>48010032
that hand is lacking a ring

>>48020724
Not for long

>>48020964
Is she flustered here because someone gave her a genuine compliment? Or because she just realized she forgot to wear a bra?

>>48021213
She's flustered because she realized her gock is sticking out under her dress

>>48021879

>>48022144
Is it too small for you?
I bet Yukari can change her size.

>>48020964

>>47882820
Make her into a real mommy, and then a housewife.

>>48023894
Man, I hate to break it to you, but both of those things are pretty much impossible. The first one at least has some vague ballpark of chance, but getting her to do housework is just inconceivable.

>>48023894
I'm afraid she would make you into a mommy, even if you're a male

>>48023945

>>48024759
happy gappy = absolute win

>>48023945
>>48024759
I know these are supposed to be gappy focused but the huge ass bottle of rabbit's blessing with that picture of reisen giving the thumbs up made me laugh way to much

>>48023945
You would need the help of God to turn that psycho into something near a partner.

>>48025031
She's just lonely. Her behavior is a product of society. If you give her the attention she craves, pat her on the head, hug her, and tell her it's all going to be alright, she'll mellow out. Trust.

>>48027793
I'm willing to take one for the team

>>48027793
I can save her

>>48027825
>>48028800
Let's make a bet anons. What will happen first? Will you fix her and turn her into a graceful elegant lady with lots of cool friends? Or will she ruin you first?

>>48031866
I like how the definition of ruining someone is just fucking them.

>>48031884
Once you go haggy, you'll never be happy

>>48031888
Then why is the Haggy so Smug
Or is she fakking it???

>>48031902
Saggy haggy!

How would Yukari's frenulum massage feel like

>>48032902
Scary because the fear of a greater youkai being is still apparent.

>>48027793
>pat her on the head
cute

>>48040456
now kiss her on the lips!

>>48044859
Anon no, you’ll kill her with that level of affection. Especially at the outset.

>>48044859

>>48040456
>>48048412
how can a millennia old woman be so cute?

>>48050701
Because she is forever young. Kind of a sleepy dork too I guess.

I fell for her...
What should I do?

>>48057190
Prepare a lot of lube, get an enema to clean out your bowels and maybe look into stretching your butthole out in preparation for her veiny gap ripper.

>>48057555
I lost my smitteness in .0.23 nanoseconds.

What if you were fucking Yukarin and about to cum and just when you enter climax, she opens a gap inside of her and makes you cum inside your own ass

>>48059800
Honestly I'd just shit it out onto her chest.
I mean what better could you do in that situation, she won't do it again and my chocolate brownies won't come with icing on them.

>>48057190
Create gaps in your home to attract her

>>48060455
Cute yuri, post more!

>>48060455
You wake up tied to a chair, stranded in the middle of a void, the only light is shines down on you like a ray from the ceiling. Is there a ceiling? You can't tell.
"Fu, fu, fu, are you comfortable Anon?" A womanly voice coos as out from the shadow the clack of heels foretells the coming of Yakumo Yukari.
Consciously, excitement shoots through your brain, Yukari was your favorite after all and you had spent many nights dreaming about finally soothing the Gap Youkai's loneliness. But, instinctively, faced with your natural enemy, adrenaline and fight or flight chemicals flood your brain, making fear where there would be desire.
"Scared? That's good, a Youkai likes that in a man." She says, tracing her white gloved finger from your chest to the tip of your chin.
"Excited too I see, don't worry, I won't leave you unsatisfied or cheated, but first you'll have to do something for me." Yukari explains, as she swings herself onto your lap, snaps her finger, and opens a gap in front of you two.
The scene is Reimu, sitting on the shrine porch, lost in thought.
"This young girl, she's become forlorn as of late. I think it has something to do with her coming of age you know, so, I think it's about time someone had 'the talk' with her, don't you think?"
"B-birds and the bees?" You stutter out, confused.
"Ah, so you're already intimately familiar with the idea? Good, I suppose I'll leave it to you then."
You look nervously away and make to say something, but shut your mouth, and open it again, not sure how to express your thoughts.
"What's wrong? You seemed to pick up the problem right away? Could it be that..." She pulls herself to your ear "You lack experience?"
Of course, being the Gap Sage, she already knew this, you know she already knew this, but you nodded shamefully anyway.
"Well that's fine." She says rubbing your hair. "I do as well, so why don't we experience it together, for Reimu's sake?"

>>48060930
"...and that's how I met your mother."

Yukarin came up with a new massaging technique!

>>48027793
This is it! These are the secret techniques that Gappy doesn't want you knowing about!
I can do this...I WILL get my escalating Yukarin cuddles and live to tell the tale!
>>48031866
Are both options possible?
>>48057190
She likes a good listener but you also have to be just as engaging somehow, good luck keeping up with her when she really wants that attention.
>>48060930
Hooh boy...
>>48064550
Methods that Eientei clinicians won't recommend, the cowards.

>>48068111
I wish I had Yukari's cute feet on my face

>>48068143
God, same.

>>48068143
Would you accept Yukari's saggy balls on your face instead?

>>47882820
plap them probably

>>48073417
She doesn't have any.

Ms. Yukari, are you trying to seduce me?!

>>48073636
So you prefer futa Yukari wih no balls, eh?

>>47883103
torn between tears and laughter at "Hag-b-gone"

>>48075750
nah thats just her being clumsy.
this is Gappy when she meets a man that strikes her fancy.

who're you calling a hag?

ohoho, look at this young lady

>>48092302
Loli futa Yukari...

>>48092298
Aww

>>47966759

>>48093106
I wouldn't call her a hag because that's rude, but I love older women.

>>48097507
Therein lies the "Yukari's Dilemma".
Do you tell her she's a beautiful, mature lady or a blossoming girl in the flower of her youth?

>>48100633
I think it's safer to just call her pretty and leave it at that. Overelaborating will be your downfall.

heavy

I REALLY need to get raped by both Yukari and Eirin at the same time while they're drunk :D

>>47882118
I want a sincere, wholesome and lovey-dovey romantic relationship with this girl.

>>47882118
I want a shallow, degenerate and purely physical relationship with this boobs and pussy

>>48104342
We are on the same page bro

>>48104155
Yukari is obvious, but do you want Eirin to also grow a huge futa shlong to drill you with? She's carrying some futa medicine just for that occasion.

>>48104155
Wow that sure is horrifying. I sure hope those ancient and powerful yet stunningly attractive women don’t do that to some unfortunate young man.

>>48104372
Can I ask you, randomly, out of ALL anons of this platform if you are attracted to their appearance, or you genuinely like their personality while being attracted like that?

Cuddling in bed with Yukari-mama while she rubs and stimulates my prostate throught a gap nghhhhh

Me

>>48104380
Honestly? It is their appearances first and foremost. But their personalities would lend itself well to that kind of domineering interaction. Otherwise I’m not sure Yukari or Eirin for that matter would be good for a long term relationship given but not limited to their supremacist attitudes and lengthy lifespans. Maybe a real protagonist type could be the one to win them over but I don’t think that’s me.

>>48104438
Who’s who?

>>48104610
>Who’s who?
Don't be silly

>>48104629
Hey I had to ask Yukari. You’re awfully lucky to have a little lad at your feet like that.

>>48060455
Reimu's got quite a lot of aunts, how has Yukari adapted to the competition?

>>48114016
Her dick is bigger

>>48100785
sit on my face

>>48118082
Can you tell how heavy her balls are, anon?

>>48114016
Kasen and Misumaru never show up, which probably makes them preferable in Reimu's eyes.

>>47882118
handjob and frenulum? what do these mean? and why gloves? forgive me for not knowing... but i want to understand!

>>48119698
No! Tenshi! You shouldn't be posting in 4chan! You will lose your precious innocence!

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>>48122469
>>48122469
>>48122469

I don't think I will.

I remember that I read somewhere that Yukari might a Youkai from the Outside World. So I like to imagine she sometimes visits this board to know what people think about her.

>>48122684
No need to imagine it.

>>48123384
Hi Yukari, how are you.

>>48123384
Oh yeah? Prove you’re actually THE Yukari Yakumo.

Stupid lazy fat hag. I will not marry you if you don't get fit. Your age isn't an excuse, no fitness no marriage. You need to pull your weight in this house!

>>48124317
Fatass

>>48124357
You see a big breasted woman and this is the first thing you say to her?

>>48124447
Huge knockers means she eats too much garbage food

>>48124462
But wouldn't also mean she does exercise?

>>48124486
Exercise isn't enough, she needs fasting

>>48124308
I gots to know...

>>47963532
Could it be that if she fed on other youkai she would become stronger? It would be like a power absorption

>>48124308
She's showing off the panties if the girls she fucked. She's got an entire room dedicated to displaying panties, she collected over 70 thousand of them so far.

>>48006517
is this cannon?

>>47882118
How do you believe Yukari would relate to children? because as Yukari is domineering and manipulative she likes to feel superior to have power over others, and then her children are extremely weak and inferior to her, so would she manipulate them and threaten them for her favors?

>>47890936
isnt this rape?

>>48125824
Most characters that know her say she's a socially inadequate nerd who just wants friends.

>>47882118
Yukari enjoying some leisurely hot spring soaking and alcohol.

>>48132237

>>47896567
My wife looking very huggable

>>48060930
>I do as well, so why don't we experience it together, for Reimu's sake?
Cute dorky virgin

>>47896567
how cute, shes embarrassed and likes you enough to show her true form

>>48134568
Do she even has true form? Didn't youkai be something like, I mean, had infinite monstrous forms or something? (Like not having a definitive one)

>>48138964
Yukari in a ball pit, what hilarious crimes will she commit?

>>48139066
With the cutout of Nina she's staring at I think she's getting some funny ideas about removing the boundary between some people.

thread's almost dead

>>48139066
Jaywalking

>>48148177
her back would snap before she could jaywalk

>>48148649
the age of byumparin is over

Shh... she's already hibernating.

good night

Cool! The old lady is asleep. We can party without miss buzzkill around.

oyasumi yukarin

>>48150770
This grandma is:
___ alive
_x_ fookin ded

>>48152928
But to be a grandma you have to have had kids?
Yukari's just some crazy fox lady, she hasn't had contact with a male in years, years!

>>48153422
>she hasn't had contact with a male in years, years!
only 17

>>48155205
"Only" 17 years, you betray yourself yet again Miss Yakumo

>>48153422
I'll give her some kids