/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You're not weaseling your way out of this one.

>step on branch
>it snaps
>all hags turn to look at you
>eyes start opening
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A kiki would make going to work easier...

Would you look at the time, It's rape-Anon-o-clock!

Summer arrived, for goodness sake send your cutest zombie girls please

>>47912893
Let me just sharpen my hammer real quick

>>47912921
Sorry, only got these girls in the warehouse.

Did you know that all Lims love Chinese food? Did you know that you can easily shut a Lim down with a quick spank? Did you know that Lims are obsessed with tabletop games but also absolutely shit at creating characters/armies? Did you know that every last Lim has spent nearly a century writing shitty fan fiction? Did you know that all Lims belong to me so don't you even dare think about taking my Lims.

>>47912981
Is a ghost sugar mommy. Sure why not?

>>47912811
>step on branch
>it snaps
>vines wrap around you and pull you into the tree's hollow
>hags race to where you were and start fighting with each other over who conjured the cruel illusion
>dryad in a night cap and monstera pajamas is sitting up in her leafbed, groggily glowering at you with "you owe me" and "do you have any idea what time it is" written all over her face

What should I do about those werewolf girls who keep stealing sheep from my flock?

>>47913095
Nothing you can do at this point, really. You should have thought about that before you decided to cry wolf as a joke

>>47913095
Bear trap and rifle

now is the time to drink

>>47913201
>Alcool that makes you blind
Meh, not a big fan of this one, I prefer the gimmick from the frog drink. I really like those food and drink profile, I hope for a beer new with magic shrooms from wonderland, tripping with a chesh seems like a lot of fun

>>47913201
I'd mix fancy monster booze with cola no matter how expensive it is

>>47913247
rum 'n coke is my go to in bars

>>47913201
>go to mg bar
>order some kraken
>take a sip but then feel two krakens sit next to you
>they say they see you like kraken and wonder if you you want more
>cant get another sip before being wrapped up in tentacles

>"Anon, I have come to have your hand in marriage. A young man below the age of 21 such as yourself deserves to marry a pure faithful woman such as myself and not be taken and defiled by a monster woman."

you know how most kamen riders kick their enemy and they explode?
I want do see a lilim do that with female knights and they become monster girls in a purple explosion

>47913322
I was hoping you fucked off for good since our thread didn't have that kind of off-topic garbage for some time, but sadly no such luck.

>>47913322
>Pure and faithful maiden
>Ask for the man's hand, defying any tradition and common senses
So she's a whore who turned around and need to settle down.

>>47912893
What a weird clock, it seems it's every hour of the day. I guess it makes it easier for dumb batcat brain

>>47913322
Surely there's more about me that you're interested in than being a man below a certain number in years of age?
Candlegeist-san said my spirit was as a flame burning bravely in the darkness of a moonless glade...

>Your average "non-sexual" fight with a monster girl
>https://x.com/over_ooov/status/1840249938262790401

Your mamono sucks cocks in hell

>>47913568
i mean... pandamonium is a thing, so... kinda?

what if you fuse the kikimora and gremlin?
and then hand them a tool kit and a easy bake oven?

>>47912999
Sorry anon, i already took the undead lim. You can have the others though.

>>47913655
> Easy bake oven
Aren't those things banned as kids kept burning their fingers?

>>47913662
IIRC the older versions are out of production
They still make them, though now they're these pod thingys that your kid has to be a fucking idiot to burn themselves with

>>47913662
>Aren't those things banned as kids kept burning their fingers?
i thought they were defactor banned due to needeing lightbulbs that are no longer manufactured.

Your mom is an easy bake oven.

>>47913718
>automaton's son

>>47913718
My mom can bake 6 million cookies in just short span of 5 years all by herself

>>47913776
That's a little more than 2 cookies each minute! Have you ever heard of an oven that can cook dough so quickly?

Multiple leviathan-class lifeforms detected. Are you sure whatever you're trying to do is worth it?

>>47913826
Don't worry, I've got my Stasis rifle. I'll put them in a stasis field and then I'll study them more closely.

>>47913776
Bro is your mom a fucking lim or something? Trying to bake that many fucking cookies in that span of time with a WOODEN OVEN DOOR is impossible, there's no way it can keep in all the heat needed.

>>47913826
Nobody cares about the 'hime

>>47913869
Yeah, people too busy flocking to the same 5 mamono to ever apreciate her beauty.

>>47913875
Name 5 mamonos
You can't

>>47913322
>>47913331
>>47913326
>>47913340
>>47913364
To be fair and devil's advocate:

Orderite Women, most especially the middle upper class and higher class paladins, priestesses and lady inquisitors are still baddies that can give lower and average mamono a run for their money.

And they can serve as the skill check boss fights of MGE.

>>47913891
nobody cares, talk about monster girls or leave.

>>47913885
Otohime
Otohime in a yukata
Otohime with a cute mini top hat
Otohime but her tail splits at the end because she's old
Otohime but she's a wurm in disguise.

>>47913891
Yes and? She's still a 3D whore.

>>47913904
Not him, but Order girls, after Elves, are GREAT undead fodder.

>POV: You are an unmarried, human male that exists near an unmarried hellhound

>>47913891
would go with on an expedition unsanctioned by the church for a profaned holy relic that must be recovered and purified because god wills it and the church is incompetent
>what do you mean god wills it? you're not actually receiving visions, are you?
>Of course I am. Visions, secrets, words she whispers to me in the stillness of the night and under the blaze of day.
>uh, y-... you know i-... one thing i should-
>Get up, get ready to go. Now. The ruined basilica is due north. We can reach it before nightfall.
>no it-
>The map is wrong. I know the way - it has been revealed to me. Faith in me is faith in God, anon, and I chose you because you were the most faithful Her servants.
>y-you too

>it must be the dehydration, hallucinating glimpses of the shadow of a barbed tail behind her...

>>47913891
It's mge so it's shitty anyway? It's kinda guaranteed what you get.

>>47913904
What is your favorite review girl?

im going to wear a bright red mexican wrestling mask in front of miss minotaur

I was looking for these two pics in the nextcloud archive and didn't find it, but they are in the monthly report, and they are already numbered. How often does the nexcloud archive update?

>>47914141
Who cares. We don't really like the guy running it.

>>47914154
Kek. Never change.

Who could it be? Dare you find out?

>>47914161
I'd prefer if he changed.

>>47914176
We all know it's never happening, so might as well sit back and enjoy him being ass mad by every little thing we do.

>>47914176
I received a lot of suicide comments over something I made this morning.

>>47914118
I choose to believe since red doesn't actually set off real cows, it's just something Minotaurs use as an excuse.
>Yeah, he was wearing red, so he was asking for it.

>>47914219
Sometimes i dream about becoming a buff monster's sweatrag.

>>47914231
eww that's my dream too
face and tongue in sweaty gym monster pits.

>>47914224
If you choose to wear bright red infront of a minotaur maybe you were just asking for her to pin you down and give you a cowlick.

>>47914264
But i bet you don't dream about becoming your wife's bench and use her sweat and girljuice as face moisturizer.

>>47914219
What sound minotaur is making

>>47913891
>posts picture of an Order nun or inquisitor- whatever
>she has yellowish eyes

If that is a pure human woman of The Order who fights for humanity and The Chief God... Then why does that broad have such inhumane and not-so-normal yellow eyes?

Monstergirls need to really fix their disguises, BAKA.

>>47914141
Weekly, ususally on saturday/sundays

>>47914437
If you are going to samefag your posts, at least try to mask your posting style because this is just embarrassingly obvious.

>kons you

>>47914448
>cons you
I knew it, don't trust foxes.

>>47914455
Kon Kon

>>47914448
>Kons back
What now, don't feel too smart now aren't ya

Fun fact: rape

Now this is koncern trolling

>Day of the Portals
>Meet a Haku
>Decide to do a little trolling
>She picked up on the Internet on day 1, so get her to start digging into "furries" and "Doug Winger Art"
>Turns out, that's her fetish
You guys gotta help me. I didn't expect it to go this way. She's popping futa potions outside my home right no--

>>47914487
I wish I could rape a batcat

>>47914496
>I wish I would be raped by a lanky loser
- thought the batcat

>>47914525
Batcat has to find a way to discretely dose Anon with a raging mushroom.

>>47914525
>>47914543
My dreamed batcat, one day maybe

>Sleeping manticore blocking your path
>Try to sneak around her
>Tail perks up
>Snakes around your feet and latches onto your crotch
>Manages to spine you, then undresses you, then spine you again
>Milks you while manticore snoozes, probably dreaming of fishos or something
>Get mocked (and raped) so hard by the world's smuggest core when she wakes up and realises that you somehow lost to her while she was asleep.

>>47914439
How strange. Maybe it'l update this week.

>>47914613
Easier to wake her up, get her tiny batcat brain busy with a conversation (not hard) and gain distance before she realizes what's happening

>>47914712
Even easier is to put your dick in her fluffy ears to assert dominance. The wake up will be awkward

>>47914613
Monster girls who can sleep-rape you subconsiously. Miss Minotaur is lethal if you get caught under her when she turns in her sleep.

>>47914723
>do that
>she wakes up and gives you the most normal "dude, what the fuck is wrong with you" look imaginable

You are airdropped into the center of hagville, the early morning of february 15th.
Wails and cries are the only sounds you hear.
Escape.

>>47914760
>Escape.
isildurno.jpg

>>47914754
>"It was looking comfy, sorry. Can keep it there a little more?"

>>47914760
>Escape.
I refuse. I'm right where i need to be.
Now, i'll look for a Bicorn hag to open a business as a masseuse and gather money.

>>47914760
Should be manageable. They won't be out on the streets in the morning after they drank all that wine the night before.

>>47914760
No, I'm going to find a kiki and live here.

>>47914788
Not all of them, also are you familiar with vision cones?

>>47914820
>vision cones
What does that have to do with anything?

Do you dare serve this table?

>the fox and anon's sour grapes

>>47913201
Anons, I am going to go insane. Who is this artist? I have been searching for days at this point just to find a name.

>>47915048
https://x.com/koburatuisut

>>47914935
I don't associate with mushrooms or corpses.

>>47915081

>>47914935
Shoulnd't be too hard right? Just por the tea amd setve them some cookies, that's all.

>>47915303
Do you want more jack o cats, anon.

im reporting you to DOUGH (Department of Utterly Gigantic Hindquarters), because you violated the Ombuttsman rules on groping monster arses.

>>47915314
NTA but yes

Fuck the bugs

>47915314
>47915396
>he's replying to his own off topic spam again

>>47915392
they'll never take me alive

>>47915396
It looks better from the other side but that's rarely very sfw.

>>47915392
Monster girl bureaucratic overreach is becoming a real concern. How long until men are just disappeared by DOUGH to become chairs for bottom heavy monsters?

>>47915429
No I was actually interested in kots hitting the pose

>>47915392
I wish a monster girl groped my ass.

>>47915620
you'll have to file the correct forms, then a caseworker of your preferred species will be assigned within 3 working weeks subject to background checks.

You shouldn't have pulled out the KONtrol rod.

>>47915392
But i haven't even groped anyone? I'm inocent!

>>47915737
Exactly, why haven't you groped any monster? You better have a good reason.

>>47915737
I groped creeping coin but my hand got stuck in her slimey ass. I'm also in-a-cent!

>>47915745
Because i don't want to? I'm a gentleman, i would never grope a random monsters out in the street.

>>47915665
I swear I only put my cumrag under the spectrometer as a joke, why are there portals appearing everywhere!

>>47915825
Too big.
>>47915834
Good size.

>>47913976
that's literally a drawing you colossal retard

Pyrow!

>>47916094
And friends!

>>47916094
Dork

>>47916118
You shouldn't talk about your friendwife like that anon.

>>47916094
>zip

>>47916094
Cute dumb JK

>>47916123
She's not my friend or wife

>>47916130
Exactly, she's both.

Hours of undeath.

>>47916332
Just writing the last emails and then I'll be done...

>be me
>haremfag
>pick up a Phantom
>pick up an Ochimusha
>pick up a Dark Valkyrie
>pick up a Dhampir
>pick up a Demon
>nightly erotic RP sessions
>Yojimbo but sexy
>Zatoichi but sexy
>Ran but sexy
>True Grit but sexy
>Once Upon A Time In The West but sexy
>The Good, The Bad and the Ugly but sexy
>The Last Mohican but sexy
>The Godfather but sexy
>12 Angry Men but sexy
>stream it all on the NukiNet
>make millions but decide it's time for the ultimate production after a few centuries
>Journey to the West meets Saving Private Ryan meets Casablanca meets Goodfellas meets Fight Club meets Forrest Gump meets The Silence of the Lambs meets The Matrix meets The Green Mile meets Back to the Future meets Jurassic Park meets Harakiri meets Apocalypse Now meets Your Name meets Princess Mononoke meets Coco meets The Great Escape meets The Treasure of the Sierra Madre meets The Deer Hunter meets Top Gun meets Pirates of the Caribbean
>so perfect it ruins erotic RP for the entire world and causes a shitstorm that ripples across the NukiNet and the NormieNet
>DL herself arrests us and imprisons us as punishment for ruining her ability to watch erotic RP porn going forward
>worth it

need a cute lich to fuss over my slightly sick self as I chug water and cough syrup

>>47916332
I wish I had a cute undead loli.

>>47916417
>Lich stares at Anon
>then at her potion cabinet
>she has a potion that will instantly cure him that's been waiting to be used for the past two thousand years
>she should really use it
>this is the right time to use it, right?
>or she could go make some chicken soup with lots of ginger instead and feed Anon herself
>it DID cost her five hundred silvers after all
>yeah, better get cooking

Former adventurer monster girls are the worst for this. They'll let you suffer in sickness when they have an old potion or scroll sitting around that they can't bear to use because what if there's a more important time for it?!

>>47916416
>>12 Angry Men but sexy
>The plot of 12 angry men but it's 12 mamono on the jury and anon being wrongfully convicted
>but instead, 11 of them know it's a wrongful conviction and a bicorn is convincing all of the 11 single mamono into sending you to prison so that she can give you the choice of marrying her and making a harem
>they all get convinced for different reasons
>anon refuses at the end, which prompts all 12 angry mamono to rape him in the corthouse
Happy end.

>>47916459
Who else is on the jury? How fucked is Anon?

>>47916442
To be fair, there is a difference between a light cold and "the ancient cobra kings malady of 1000 days and nights of death", so she's just being practical as she's feeding anon and resting his head in between her cold titties

>>47916486
Call me old fashioned, but i'd like it if a mamono took care of me the normal way instead of instahealing me with some potion or spell.
At least for inconsecuential/ non life threatening stuff. Like if i get a cold and she makes me chicken soup and sings me to sleep while i rest on her lap i would get heart pupils for the rest of my life.

>>47916486
>the "cold rag on forehead" thing except using a fat undead tit instead of a rag

>>47916509
>>47916502
>Salamander laying underneath her husband and cooking the sickness out of him with her body heat as she massages his body to keep his blood flowing
>Arachne tightly wrapping her husband up and kiss-feeding him broth before gently rocking him to sleep while knitting a new outfit for him
>Oni force feeding her husband so much booze, edamame and gyoza that he blacks out and wakes up five days later in perfect health trapped in her arms in a room the reeks of sweat, booze and sex
>Zombie continues doing the only thing she does normally, hug and snug her hub, until he gets better
>Vampire sends her servants out to find the ultimate "medicines" for her husband while she keeps him bundled up in bed and fusses over him, hand feeding him the "medicines" brought to her (Campbell's soup, Sprite, oyster crackers and cough drops)

Ideas ideas.

>>47916475
>How fucked is Anon?
Fucked^12
>Who else is on the jury?
I mean, there are a miriad of possible combinations, but to get the most ammount of variety in terms of arguing(and sex), i thing there would be
>A hellhound,manticore, etc
>A caster mamono
>A mob succ
>Heavy ass mamono(Troll, horc, porc)
>Heavy milkers mamono(Holst, Hobgoblin)
>Loli(Redcap, Bapho)
>Innocent or laid back (Alice, greenworm)
>Contract/Law mamono (Deem, Danuki)
>Beautiful, Demure mamono that's secretly a pervert (Inari, Otohime)
>A dragon/malef/chimera
>Kiki/shog
Though you can imagine other roles or other mamono dispositions and how the Bicorn would convince them.

>>47916486
then maybe don't drink the entire potion and just a teaspoonful of it, maybe mixed into tea so it's easier to drink if it's too viscous?

>>47916416
Pick a cait sith and pet cemetary but sexy.

>Mage decides to toad herself

>>47916603
Thought exercise time. Let us base these jurors off of the actual jurors from the movie.

>Foreman/Juror 1, tries to keep things in order
Valkyrie/Dark Valkyrie seems obvious here.

>Juror 2, timid and easily interrupted by the other jurors
Toss up between Bunyip and Umi Osho.

>Juror 3, angry and argumentative but insistent on a not guilty verdict instead of guilty in this situation
I like Salamander for this juror who is obsessed with justice to the point of outright fury at the attempt to subvert it by the Bicorn.

>Juror 4, classist and logical
This is probably the most obvious to me. Vampire. She's voting not guilty because she believes that a poor, low-class Anon could not possibly be guilty of the crime he's accused of.

>Juror 5, is offended on Anon's behalf because of similar circumstances but doesn't really do much else
This was a hard choice but I'd go with a Kikimora here because a Kikimora would definitely stand up for a potential Mastah but would struggle to stand up to stronger girls.

>Juror 6, stalwart not guilty verdict (guilty in the OG) and protective of Juror 9
The firm position and protectiveness screams Ochimusha or Anubis to me.

>Juror 7, bored jokester who just wants to get out of there and goes with the flow
Cheshire, Imp, Pyrow, Familiar and Kakuen were all immediate thoughts. Any kind of trickster/teaser girl works here.

>Juror 8, only guilty verdict and desperate to ensure everyone takes her side
Only option here is Bicorn. She's voting guilty to force the judge to offer the option of marrying a juror instead of hard jail time so she can get a husband and make him the center of a harem all at once. Keeps giggling and drooling during deliberation while imagining how tasty his mana is going to be with twelve wives much to the annoyance of the other girls.

>Juror 9, kind old lady (unmarried Hag) who calls out the way that the other girls infantilize Anon since he's a man
Inari, Yeti, Troll or Kejourou come to mind.

>Juror 10, doesn't give a shit about the law and just wants Anon acquitted because he's just a simple boy and bad boys are a myth and if they're real then their wife is supposed to punish them not the law
Hellhound or Ushi Oni. This character in the movie is a vicious fuck so we need a hot-headed viciously overprotective girl.

>Juror 11, immigrant in the movie so she has to be formerly human, now monsterized and pro-monster as fuck
Dark Mage is kind of obvious here.

>Juror 12, also timid like Juror 2 but easily overwhelmed by all the evidence
Kobold. No other choice.

>>47916502
You really want a new mom

>>47916924
No anon, i want a mamono who loves me enough to feel that taking care of me in a vulnerable state is worth it, even if it takes time and effort. I would do the same for her.

>>47916919
Been a while since i watched the film myself, but sounds close to what i remember.

>>47916919
I'd make #5 a Dhampir because one of the things hinted at is that #5 is they're the same race/ethnicity as the defendant, and are afraid of speaking up because they don't want to be labeled as giving preferential treatment. They're also the first to get pissed when #10 goes on their racist tirade later on.

>>47916898
This brings many benefits. For example, she can now breathe through her skin.

>>47916996
Actually, that's definitely a better choice in this situation. Dhampir or Kitsune-tsuki since they appear human most of the time.

>>47916919

>>47916823
I find these meme templates pretty lazy.

>>47913236
a cheshire tripsitter would give you psychosis 5 minutes in

>>47913283
Good end. I don't think I could handle two krakens though.

>>47913236
Methanol that doesn't kill you is an odd niche indeed.

>>47917105
I already did that 2 years ago, and the side effects have mostly disappeared. I feel like my incident would have never happened with a Chesh guardian

If you need me I'll be slipping generic harem manga that goes nowhere into the local Eros library

>>47917205
Thank you for telling us, I've notified the local eros church of this
They're currently waiting outside.

>>47917205
That's just erotica for them. If you want to make someone angry you should donate them to the Two Steeples church book drive. Bicorns HATE inconclusive harem manga.

I can't do this anymore. I'm going to grab an anchor and drop down to a Charybdis so I never have to deal with society again

>>47917270
Sandworm option is better in my opinion.

>>47917270
Make sure you talk to a sea bishop first at least. Otherwise she's going to have to get you out and into society again to look for a lich.

>>47917250
>That's just erotica for them
Surely 100 chapters of the MC not even being able to hold hands with a love interest would drive them to rage instead of lust

Best outfits for an aspiring Succumomster? Jeans and a sweater with little sleeves for her wings to fit through? Blouse and a skirt? Dresses? It's hard to choose.

>>47917310
They know he'll end up with worst girl eventually. That's not the worst as long as they're happy. Now imagine knowing that he'll end up with ONLY worst girl after all of that. Cuckhorses have it worse.

>>47917329
>be bicorn
>find an anon
>plap him silly.
>he's excited to get his harem
>but to his despair his penis disappears.
>"Do you not know how bicorns work, anon?"
>"It's MY penis now."
>Her giant horse dick flops down, it's much larger than yours was and clearly horselike.
>"I'll be building our harem now. Don't worry though..."
>Her hand snakes down underneath her, a phantom feeling of pleasure overtakes you.
>"You can still feel everything here. But I'm the one riding this horse."
>"If you're good though, I'll let you have your dick back sometimes so you can plough this horsepussy."
>She goes on to gather a harem of all the girls. It feels like you are fucking them, but really it's her harem the entire time.

>Salamander getting visibly aroused when a discussion about weapons starts

>>47917333
Curse of Eros

>>47917370
It was mara that stole the penises.

>>47917321
A we'll-fitted sweater and mom jeans are the classic. Bonus points for a tail slit that shows her panties or lack thereof.

>>47917391
Oh right, the tail. The tail that succubi have. The tail that I forgot to account for when describing this aspiring Succumomster in my layout. Thank you. Sweater and jeans.

>>47916094
wish that tail wrapped around me

>Enter town
>They insist no woman here is a monster girl
>Plenty of girls with unnatural colored irises
>Tails peaking out from their under dresses
>lifting whole barrels full of produce with one hand
>And an obvious hellhound who just painted herself white

>>47917321
Monsters in sundresses can't be beat.

>>47917403
>"Damn, that's a shame."
>"Here I thought I could find myself a lovely monster wife here."
>"Thanks for letting me know, ma'am."
>"I'm off to the next town then."

>>47917398
>He forgot the best part of the succ
Disappointing.

>>47917425
I tend to focus on the horns. I am rightfully ashamed.

>>47917430
Your heart is in the right place and your mind is in the second best place.

>>47916101
>everyone thinks Balrog is a smug ringleader for Pyrows
>in reality she's just the biggest dummy and failed class several times so she hangs out with juniors

oh shit Puuyo just uploaded a bunch of mge stories on ao3

>>47917515
Puuyo, please go chill your shit somewhere else.

>>47917519
He has nothing else in life.

>>47917519
It makes sense because this is where his biggest fan visits.

>>47917537
They should just fuck already. Problem is that they'd both alp

>>47917541
If he wants he can draw my oc and his oc fucking.

>>47917537
kek

>>47917487
She needs an Anon who will give her lessons to improve her grades and help her graduate together with her posse.

>>47917578
You ask too much of sensei anon

>>47917589
I was thinking of a classmate, but a newcomer teacher Anon would feel it's his duty to help Balrog-chan get proper education.

Careful around witches, these bitches be horny.

>>47917578
>She picks some random freshman nerd
>Balrog magic does its thing
>Her husband becomes a Gigachad and graduates as head of the football team and with honors
>Turns down an NFL position to study and create a cure for impotence
>He did it all for the "good job" blowjobs
>Oh, and he still manages to help his bimbo wife squeak by with a 2.0 average
Fucking monster pussy, man.

having a kitsune sit on your lap must feel heavenly

H'orcs are stinky, and yet they often refuse to bathe. How do we fix this cultural problem? No man should have to suffer their aroma.

>>47917605
Whenever my spitz jumps on my lap I end up with fur fucking everywhere and somehow even in my mouth. I cant imagine it being any better with NINE fluffy tails instead of one.

>>47917620
Easy. Disregard h'orcs and only take p'orcs for wives. Your p'orcer harem doesn't need any h'orcs in it.

>>47917515
Is it translated japanese stories from KC's website or something?

>>47917647
Yeah, basically nothing. A little sleazy if anything.

>>47917642
But I think h'orcs are cuter...

>>47917620
Stay in the bath until they get in with you

>>47917605
Maybe sideways, MAMONO MANA will have to put in a lot of work to make it comfy if she sits straight.

>>47917620
Easy, you take her to a hot spring until she associates water with comfort. Then you can give her baths at home, with soap.

>>47917605
Fluffy fluffy fluffy fox.

>>47917686
Getting lost in a fluffy fox

Mankind was practically MADE to be corrupted by fluffy foxes...

>>47917697
If that's true, then why do I spend every night with my face between jabberwock breasts?

>When your mucus toad rapist curls her tongue up into a spiral

>>47917751
You're a failure, a subhuman

made to be bread

>>47917834
But I don't want to vore my maid.

>>47917827
No, I am ascended.

>>47917842
Get a jabberwock wife and you can vore mice together.

>>47917856
You're not supposed to vore the mice, even if you're married to a jabberwock vore monster. That job belongs solely to her.
Instead, you get vored alongside the mice.
But you'll survive since her mana prevent her body from doing harm to you.

>>47917865
Do you think those mice would be eager to not die virgins.

>>47917834
no, humpties are made for breading

>>47917870
They're too busy sleeping to care.

>>47917834
We need more shog recipes. Shog cake, shog croissant, shog cookies, shog spaggetti...

A fox cannot be trusted, they promise love and fluff but will give you rape, love, and fluff

>>47917905
How do I know you're telling the truth? The foxes always told me not to trust anti-fox propaganda...

trust sheep instead

>>47917923
No mamono is trustworthy. Don't you see anon, it's all too good to be true. When the portals open, don't come looking for me. I'll be locked in my bunker defending myself from the demonic monstruos threat while you fall to their lies.

>Got curious if KC dropped anything since I stopped paying attention
>Boggleboe
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SELKIE-CHAN ISN'T EVEN THE QUEEN OF COSPLAY ANYMORE

Romantic comedy idea:

Lilims and The Archangels get paired and shipped with each other. Romcom cliches, tropes and humor inbound.

>https://x.com/anilesco/status/1840699455617827222

>>47917942
Yes, yes, he's out of ideas. Remember to keep paying because next month is the best girl ever.

>>47917905
>Foxes will give you more than you bargained for
>But in a good way
Beats the hell out of dealing with filthy t*nuki.

Ded

The best oni is a massive, musclebound one that doesn't just rape you. She still wants to get in your pants badly, but prefers you go with her willingly, so she's very flirty instead.

>>47918098
Look miss wight, just because I have a fever doesn't mean I'm dead, nor does it give you permission to stand on my bed with heels on

>>47917589
>>47917600
I want to see cute and pure gyaru freshwoman Balrog and Anon-sensei. A great romcom manga -like scenario.

>>47918122

>>47918122
Fever makes you all the more attractive to the undead.

>>47918132
Zombies breaking the door down just to swarm and steal all of the feverish body heat

>>47918132
I want a wight to cuddle me and let out an accidental "waaaarm" under her breath like old times.

>>47918122
4chan ate my post and now posts replying to this are showing up as (You)s to me, what have you done?

>>47918161

>>47915392
I will betray humanity and become a faceless goon for DOUGH, looking piteously into the eyes of my fellow man as I give him two grip strengtheners and count his reps over ten grueling minutes in the Plushie Room.

Kiki freaky

>>47918298
You better run!
When Kiki got her gun!

>old undeads from centuries past seething because the diseases they died from are now treatable and benign

>>47918347
Love it.

>47918352
>replying to himself again

This is my god.

>>47918400
This is mine. And i am lucky enough to get footjobs every day.

>>47918400
That's cool, but is your god DELICIOUS?

Fuck pyrows. I hate them!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59332498/chapters/151322173
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59332264
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59332030
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59331868
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59331778
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59331682
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59331607

>>47918501
Really taking it too far, wierdo.

>>47918520
it's how the scraper be scraping, newfriend

>>47918488
But why would you fuck a pyrow if you hate them?

>>47918554
The intent is to scrape thread stories.

>>47918562
Pyrow sex!

I will only have sex with a Pyrow after she becomes my girlfriend.

>>47918710
But what if you gave to have sex with her for her to become your girlfriend?

>You just got into a new hobby
>Shitposting on 4mon
>Head over to han/d/holding and post pics of plastic doll hands
>Then over to /s/abbath to talk about how much you love corpulent hags
>But /sp/ider is where you really shine
>Post pics of garden spiders, claiming they're voyeur shots of your neighbor's wife
>Ask them how to shot web
>Derail EVERY serious thread with pictures.
>Pictures of Peter Parker!
>Facts about Arachnophobia
>Pics of John Goodman as a saint
>You know, some trolling
>An Atlach Nacha even accuses you of being a cheshire
>You're pretty proud of that one

>Basically, everything's going great!

>Until the day you wake up wrapped in a silk cocoon and suspended in the air.
>Slowly rotating in a darkened room with dozens of spider girls, all with eerily reflective eyes.
>"ANON! The Spider Council has summoned you to answer for your crimes against spiderkind!"
>What.

>>47918769
Only if she becomes my girlfriend no later than the instant my dick goes inside her.

>>47918796
Hey I heard this story before.

>>47918796
what do you have against doll hands?

>>47918804
i dont want those anywhere near my junk

>>47918578
Pyrow sex! Balrog sex! Fiery demonic gyaru sex!

>>47918804
i want those near my junk

>>47918801
>celebrates your anniversary down to the second of insertion, and not one second earlier
>instead of anniversary she calls it "the moment that cute boy I liked became a little bit less of a nerd, chu~"

>>47918857
is it doll inspection day?

>>47918925
thats everyday

>>47918902
Pyrows can be real cheeky sometimes.

I wasn't expecting terrorism

>>47918960
This is what happens when you don't share your harvest with those funny green things

But if you don't feed your funny green thing all the leafy green things, she'll never grow up big and strong!

>>47919078
It's not easy being green. Has she considered going blue?

>>47918178
How did this wight get the IP rights to my bodily fluids?

>>47919116
against her will, yeah

>>47919198
The first Wonderworm was the naughtiest Greenworm in history.

>>47919219
>After becoming the first Wonderworm ever. If you could go back in time and prevent yourself from stealing the candy, would you?
>Nah, totally worth it, that was some good ass candy.

>>47918161
I’ve seen this happen elsewhere too, 4chan just keeps getting shittier.

>>47919257
The munchies would drive her to go do it again but hungrier this time.

>>47919257
She looks so squishable.

>>47912811
>>47913085
>>47913283
>>47913426
But who are you quoting

Ufom

>>47919501
what's the aftermath of being struck squarely by a couched demon silver lance?

>>47919625
sexo

>>47918710
Same, specially since she started having some weird ideas after she invited me to watch a monster children movie called "Analrella"
How are children allowed to watch this?

Please do not the fox

>>47919997
i might the fox

>>47920021
DO NOT.

>>47920032
What's the worst that could happen?

>>47920046
afoxalypse

So, I came back to the thread in the previous thread for the first time since late February. Is the thread on the verge of death at this point? 300 posts in 24 hours is incredibly slow compared to how it used to be.

>>47920071
take it easy

>sniffing your danuki coworker's breath during your breaks at work

Gentleman, I have come from the Portal Authority to offer you a job. Yes, most of you will not last longer than a week before getting dragged from your post by a hyper aggressive girl because the machine guns are useless but the few of you who last will also end up quitting because you end up seduced by a monster girl. Please somebody accept, we're running out of border guards.

are cows safe?

>>47920322
No

>>47920322
Yes

>>47920343
Built for alien abduction

>>47920322
They're sly creatures with many secrets

>>47920282
Can you offer me a job in zipangu? Preferably one with a damp and poorly lit warehouse.

>>47920426
The shrines and temples are hiring.

>>47920426
Don't know about warehouses but the shrines and temples are hiring. The ryu ones are the most likely to be damp.

>>47920282
What the pay, what we get in our kit?

I'm stealing the first huge-titted zombie cow I find from ms lich's horde and she can't stop me! It's not like she cares if one zombie is missing out of her giant flock of undead, and I'll be long gone taking the bioweapon out on cute dates and outfit hunting!

What happened to this place? All I see is erping now. What happened to all the writefaggotry?

>>47920546
Why would anyone want to write for this place?

>>47920546
We still have writefags occasionally dropping stories but generally activity shifted to this "erp" or very short greentexts. The change was not exclusive to this thread, in general writefags and drawfags moved away form 4chan to shitcord or twitter.

>>47920546
The french subhuman killed them

>>47920032
That tail is so fluffy. I-I wanna touch it...

>>47920282
Yes, I'd like to guard the local convenience store. You know, the one at the station closest to Infernal High?

What happens if I touch a married fox’s tail?

>>47920637
a foxlet jumps out of it and claims you

>>47920690
what happens if you touch 9 tails?

>>47920708
You get 9 foxlets, duh. No refunds.

>>47920714
how can a fox hold that many foxlets? escape the fox pile and touch those 9 tails again

>>47920724
>escape
lol
lmao even

>year 20XX, some time after portals
>foxfags crampied their fleabag waifus so much, that they have become an overpopulation crisis on their own
>they even throw their young at random people to continue the vicious cycle
grim.

>>47916592
I believe vampires are largely responsible for the stagnation in monster medical science. Once they found out about leeches, any advances beyond that point fizzled out under mysterious circumstances. All the papers that get published now are still about how awesome leeches are for everything from pneumonia to sprained ankles.

They're even going so far as to argue over optimal heel height and bust size for the leeches themselves.

i wonder if fairies are capable of shrinking people down to their size

>>47920637
You attempt to do so but fail, then a series of unlikely events that would make an unagi joro scratch her head cause you to fall into the tails of the nearest suitable single fox.

>>47920777
I like to think over population is solved by a overabundance of identical mamono mana collapsing in on itself and expanding space and time to accommodate for it. It'll just happen one day, and you won't really understand how or why, and it will take a moment for you to consciously realize it's happened, but one day you'll wake up and go for a stroll with your wife outside your idyllic little foxu village, and upon a new winding path you kind of do and don't recall being there, you'll find it ends in another idyllic little village, some how familiar yet different, and at some point, you'll see faces you'll come to realise you hadn't seen in a little while, and they you. So gradually that it isn't until you see them again that you realize how long it's been.

I like to think of them like little bee hives, and it's another reason why you don't fuck with monsters, because a quiet little hamlet could turn out to be 50 all folded into the same space in parallel dimensions. The most powerful foxus might decide to wield their magicks to finalise the process, and seal off the entrance to their realm and formalise it into an actual pocket dimension and unify it into a kingdom. Or they may choose to just keep it as it is, and let people navigate the spaces though subconscious self suggestion. "I need to go to the grocery store in the town over" Letting them take the byroadsand navigate dimensions, their link to the friends and family and their soul-link with their wives guiding them back home all the same.

>>47920932
Furthermore, this is why you have stories of trespassing young men going missing. It's not just because they find reasons to stay (though it mostly is)

They say of you pull a danuki's tail and then sniff her breath when she turns around, you'll have good fortune for the rest of your days.

>>47920932
Orrrrr you can bulldoze all the little gremlins (not actual gremlins) into Pandemonium and let (fallen) God sort them out.

I'm sorry, 4d foxes are where I draw the line!

I refuse to hug skinny yeti

Ded hours.

>>47921310
Let's bully the fr*g

>>47921361
Do not bully the frogs.
They're good girls.

>>47921361
Based, quick reminder that he is the reason why magus, murloc and co don't want to make an another tournament and hate french "people" now. Hang yourself fr*g.

>>47921309
Guess i'm going to have to do it myself then.

>>47921361
I&R anything with Cheshire cat, make sure that he feels unwelcomed. No one like him and we need to make some efforts to chase him away. He's pest far worse than Mick since he ruined Cheshire and cats for everyone

Femdom

>>47921398
Let's be real here. Cheshires ruined cheshires.
I love cheshires and probably deserve to be trolled by one for eternity.

>>47921406
Kill yourself french vermin

One post was all that was needed to breathe some life into this thread

>>47921379
>hiking innamarsh
>see toad out on her pad, a good 100+ yards away through the trees
>toad waves
>wave to toad
>how nice, what a nice lady
>continue on
>struck on your cheek with a big fat sticky tongue and reeled through the air into a princess carry
>your evening plans are now "dinner date with thickly accented hermit toad whose cooking skills stop at BBQ kebab and making guacamole out of whatever she can cram in her mortar and beat the daylights out of"

>>47921429
It's easy and always fun to dunk on fr*gs. It would be even funnier to see him hang himself in reaction to it. Sadly, unless he does it live, we will never be this lucky

>>47921411
"Hon hon hon!"

>>47921384
You don't have to be so tsundere, you can just ask if anyone has plans to host another contest.

>>47921442
Sounds like a good life ahead.

>>47921406
Hentai artist cheshire is scary.
Fetish artist cheshire is genuinely terrifying .

>>47921446
>>47921453
You're area pathetic unloved fr*g, a stain on the thread that everyone will forget when you corpse will rot.

>Wurm going to germany and going on a quest to get all of the catchy songs out of people's ears
>Story is called: Ohrwurm

>>47921471
>You're area pathetic unloved
Anon got so mad at le frogs that he had a stroke, lmao

>>47921471
OK, real talk, you know I'm not the actual fr*g poster, right? I'm worried that you don't know how to tell posters apart.

How does she do it?

>>47921523
She knows that she is the princess of the swamp.

>>47921510
Even if you're not him, he will see it and cry.

>>47921532
Wow, that's sad. First of all, most people are thicker skinned than that. Second of all, we're all weird losers posting online about monster girls--you're more like the fr*g poster than you probably expect.
Except as a frog he has a 35 hour work week and like a billion weeks of paid vacation every year.

moist toad >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stinky, dried-up cringeshire

>>47921523
Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
Strategist sahu will come out on top in the end.

Damn, didn't knew that the frenchie was hated that much by the thread. What did he do to get that much hatred?

>>47921540
If that means the Sahu will become voluptuous with massive titties, big round ass, and thick thighs that put the toad to shame, then I'm rooting for her.

>>47921538
He's not and I'm certain that with a little push I can actually make him kys. If only you would help me instead of trolling. >>47921547
Imagined Mick but twice worse.

>>47921547
It's just one schizo who may or not be the irish pest trying to redirect hatred plus other anons rattling his cage to make him say funny shit, le frog hasn't been an actual problem here for months

>>47921547
He used to be whiny about femdom and miserypost, that's pretty much it. To his credit, he did stop when people told him he was being annoying, so I don't understand why he's living in that angry Anon's head rent free.

>>47921572
>>47921577
Look at this clown same fagging. I hate you so much

>>47921572
I don't think Mick is smart enough for that. He tends to give himself away. He can't hide the smell of cat shit and butthurt leaking out of him.

>>47921596
>same fagging
Pay closer attention, newfriend.
>>47921620
It could be another troll, or maybe Kermit really just broke him so hard.

It feels like someone took AM from i have no mouth and i must scream, reprogrammed it to focus all the hate on one frenchman and blocked its every outlet except for this thread.

>>47921688
Nah. Am would have done so much worse stuff. This is our usual suspect throwing a tantrum over the guy because he's the sole recipient of the thread's hate and he tries to divert it to him every once in a while. Doesn't really work, but he's well known for repeatedly attempting the pointless.

I think I just realized how an Atlach-Nacha would try to get a guy's attention over the internet.

>>47921552
you should see how big gars and catfish get

>>47921679
You're just a grifter allowing the fr*g to make this thread a worse place.

>>47921764
For once I'd like to get catfished.

I have horrible news
I think chancellor anon might be a haglord

>>47921764
Can you see them at the aquarium?

>>47921984
nobody puts fresh water fish in a aquarium, its only salt water