/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>47890807
It's almost FURY FRIDAY. Post furious mamono!

BOOBS

What are ye doing in me swamp?

>>47890812
HER LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK WANZERKER

>>47890923
i like when girls no-sell the transformation

Ufom

>>47890940
pretty

>dragon about to discover my dragon tail pic collection

Red on yellow, danger to fellow
Red on black, you're alright Jack

I miss being asked to select all images with boats in the KanColle and Azur Lane threads.

>>47890947

>>47890947
is this clueless dragon's tits getting bigger everytime I see this picture?

If I am ten times more powerful than the Monster who wants to marry me, then logically there is NO way I can lose to her. No matter what, she can't seduce me because I am more than mentally capable of resisting her. She can't overpower me either because I would just swat her like a fly (she happens to be a devil bug so this is literal)

There is NO way she will ever get me.

>>47891083
>How to talk to a short person

Reminder that literally any Monster girl with more muscle tone than a 14 year old boy that sometimes does pushups is for faggots. You are literally jacking off to the effects of male hormones on a woman if she's any more
muscular than slight abs.

Goodnight Anons take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remeber that going into foreign lands lets you experience rich new monster cultures.
Or in my case tomorrow, a cheshire asking if I have loicence for that hamburger.

bird

we should just skip friday and go straight to koturday

featherfluffy friday

>>47891273
I agree

>>47891273
But Friday is the best day of the week

>>47891273
I wouldn't mind

I accidentally walked in on the Pharaoh singing in the shower again

>>47891273
I'm not giving up one of my days off, not even for kots. Let's just turn Monday into Meownday.

>>47891440
but monday will become you day off, just sign the paper

>>47891440
>Let's just turn Monday into Meownday.
but kots hate mondays...?

So shogs are edible right? What would happen if I bit a shog wall, or shog plate?

>>47891454
who doesnt? no really, what mm love mondays?

>>47891454
That's why it needs to be replaced. No more work on Mondays. Instead you are legally required to stay home with your kot.

>>47891470
shogloaf is the true and tested meal of champions
i also snort some shog but dont tell anyone

>>47891472
>. Instead you are legally required to stay home with your kot.
based

>>47891471
people who don't work and watch us getting in our cold car at 6 in the morning

>>47891472
>Monday become sexday for everyone

do you wurm?

>>47891470
>>47891476
Tastes like silly!

>>47891365
Best day to get drunk sniffing the breath of your drunk danuki girlfriend!

>>47891543
shogs are not silly
they are are serious(i hope)

>>47891547
It's an old shog meme from years ago, silly mastah!

>>47891549
shog shouldn't do million year old meme
she should be cute!

>>47891541

>end up the husband of an eldritch endboss at the top of a 69 storey ancient mountaintop citadel
>she's nearly nonverbal
>every time you enter her "arena" (bedroom) she shrieks a 4 second long blood-curdling battlecry and charges you
>about a second before contact (give or take) she overcomes her instincts and remembers you are for love
>her impervious exterior protects you from the calvin-and-hobbes-tier crashing into pots and pans with you at the center of the hug

Ok, surely, SURELY, someone has written a short story about an insect mamono not being able to understand glass.

>>47890848
I'm lost. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

>>47891547
Shog gets one day off every thousand years. Let her relax.

>>47890848
This is my swamp now.

>>47891674
It's a tough job, but someone has to do it

>>47891691
With me, shog gets off every day!

I've been thinking about cows lately

>>47891720
But were the cows thinking of you?

>>47891786
Cows don't have the brain capacity to go beyond "moo" and "I got to have my tits milked"

>>47891830
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little boy? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Haku Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Lescatie, and I have over 300 confirmed students. I am trained in academic warfare and I'm the top teacher in the entire Mamono Teacher Forces. You are nothing to me but just another pupil. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this world, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, boy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the Royal Makai and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, you wonderworm brain. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ignorance. You've been informed, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can teach you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed teaching, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Mamono Teacher Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable nescience off the face of the continent, you little boy. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will spout fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucked, kiddo.

>>47891720
A wise man ruminates upon the ruminants, for it is better to be chewed on than chewed out, and it is better to have a hoof in your life than to hoof it all your life. It is better to be under cowprint than to be under a cow' print, and it is just as good to drink milk as it is to be milked as a drink.

>>47891875
No husband?

>Please note that unlike human-built machines, I will not spy on you. Your data is already being collected through other means.

>>47891907
I want to squish and grope this 'tomaton hips and navel they look very soft

>>47891905
I want to be dommed by a smug chesh

Hello, Druella & Co.? I'd like to return my Hellhound, it appears she's broken and doesn't want to rape me

>>47892186
No rape hellhound, best hellhound

>>47892186
No wonder, she's AI slop.

>>47892203
No she isn't, the artist even bitches about sloppers on his DA page

>>47892219
Egg on my face. You are right. I will go back into my hole with shame.

>>47891907
Let them spy on me and collect my data. I want the whole world to know that I like robot girls.

>>47891875
>unarmed teaching
There's armed teaching?

>>47892424
In the United States there sure is.

>>47890940
SEX

>>47890940
Stinky kiki!

>>47892460
kek

>>47892582
Oh, Miss Cheshire, I would make so many sweet memes with you.

>when the lonely bullied Cupid nerd starts muttering something under her breath and reaches into her bag

Mamonos need sex and you are here sitting at the computer

>>47892743
Well if they really needed it that badly they'd start by being real instead of imaginary, so that we could get the job done.

>>47892743
I imagined a big monster like Ogre looking like https://files.catbox.moe/jarwxw.jpg saying that.

>>47892613
Don't call your daughter a meme.

Gem up

>Ryu and her Hebis going door to door in my county advertising their new local shrine
>tell Ryu to her face that religion is crap and I will never worship her
>tell her she's a false goddess and slam the door in her face while laughing to myself at how mad she looked
>the next day a fucking tornado comes out of nowhere and takes my house out
>only survive by hiding in the basement
>literally everything is gone, my life is over
Talk about an overreaction...

>>47893123
Thankfully, she's merciful goddess. And as a demonstration of this mercy, she'll let you live with her at the shrine. And since you're without a house, now you'll have no choice but to live with her if you want to survive.

>>47893123
There's only one option left open to you, and that's to move up into the mountains and live with a real dragon. Those overgrown snakes wouldn't dare encroach on her lair.

>>47893123
>anger a god by being a faggot
>suffer divine punishment
>"wtf how could she do such a thing?"
as they say, 'talk shit get hit', and also screw around and find out'.
next time try not summonning the wrath of god unless you want everything to be destroyed

>>47893340
Just because she can destroy your house doesn't make her a god. I could burn your house down too but nobody calls me a god.

>>47893340
>nooo you have to heckin worship me I demand it
>if you do not I will chimp out and wreck your shit and this makes me right!!!!
Get off the internet Ryu. You are just a big snake that flies.

>>47893303
This is the feral fox version of getting stuck in the wall

>Hellhound with a greedy tongue that doesn't want to separate from you for more than 5 seconds
Definitely has some ghoul or sandworm genes somewhere up in the family tree.

What if I tell a Ryu that one of her hebis is more worthy of worship than her?

>>47893501
She can accept that as long as you put your money where your mouth is and do worship that Hebi.

Reminder that to a Shoggoth serving her Mastah is like a religious experience. It really wouldn't take much for your Shog to literally call you a god.

Obviously hellhounds would specialize in unarmed combat, their claws and strength are superb. But, if a hellhound were to take up a melee weapon, what do you think they'd generally be more drawn to: daggers, swords, axes, maces, spears, polearms, whips, or flails?

Hagville escape
You get one of those alien motion trackers
good luck

>>47893592
Good ol' knuckle rings.

>>47892239
People in shambles as AI art now approaches high quality art pieces.

Wurmy stop that's a load bearing wall

>>47893592
Fighting porcs over who the rightful wielder of comically large axes are

Never follow too closely behind foxes. You'll get kidnapped into a cloud of fluff and never see the light of day again!

When I petitioned every monster government (or armed group) possible to liberate my country I didn't mean to turn it into a one huge battlefield of monsters competing over who gets to do the job.

>>47892743
If monsters were real I wouldn't be on the computer all day, I would be in my bed having sex with those hot creatures around me and throwing themselves at me while they cover my basic necessities, or I would join one of those monster sports teams to have even more sex while getting payed for it

>>47893811
Luckily foxes act on a catch and release system if what they fish up is too low value, so I'll be safe

>>47893823
>he's still trying to force his meme
Give up and go back

>>47891720
Same but cows with less horns and more mofu

So in the end it was all about the sex?

>>47893850
and all the daughters we made on the way

>>47893850
Yes anon hates sports.

>>47893854
I think that was the perfect development of true love

>>47893844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwPHxgbcHk

>>47893850
It's a different culture with creatures from a different world
You wouldn't understand

dragons owe me sex

>>47893844
This but without mofu and from and eldritch nature

>>47893880
Reparations for cattle taken, grain and houses burned.

>>47893850
Yes, sex is what fuels their economy and dominates their politics! She who owns the sex owns the universe

>>47893939
Is there a sector of monster society that has nothing to do with sex or doesn't involve sex?

>>47893850
>Rape or be raped, Anon. Lescatie taught me that.

>>47893957
>has nothing to do with sex or doesn't involve sex?
Nope. Hentai setting/genre, anon.

>>47893629
With those big meaty paws?
How?

>>47893957
The magical energies left over from dudes plowing their wives a lot get indirectly used to help run things, but a lot of their society is just normal except better and more utopian.

>>47893844
>>47893939
Raccoon aunties need babymaking correction

>>47893957
We can just make it up, anon. Would you like to start? Or shall I?

I bet dragons make self aggrandizing media that extols the glory of dragons and rewrites their history to put them on top in every conflict.

>>47894027
She just needs bigger rigs for her fingers, nothing else.

>>47894033
That first one is more of a nerdy cousin than an aunt.

>>47894069
I will still commit bellygrab

Ded hours.

>>47894033
Made for Friday correction

>>47894158
I feel like I could stare at a loli Wight's big pale butt and hips all day while she's walking on high heels.

It's Limday

>>47894069
Doesn't matter, she's still giving birth to my babies

I don't care how rich or powerful the lims are, my heart belongs to foxes alone. They will never be able to sway me!

Foxy foxy fox.

>>47894313
I feel like i could listen to a loli Wight's shiny purple highheels all day while she walks around in the house with her ass bare.

>>47894315
I want to put this nerdlim in a cute dress and force her to go to her sister's annual ball

>>47894033
Obviously, that's the natural life cycle of an auntster

>>47894371
All fun and games until a Foxlim shows up

>>47894391
Bare and oiled up

Reminder that Druella is an evil maniac who deserves to be signed up to as much spam mailing lists as you can possibly sign her up for! Do your part, Anons! Flood her mailbox until she gives up on life!

So, which would be the sabbath with lolifoxes? Ropurotto?

>>47892239
>Egg on my face
Humpty mentioned?!

>>47894439
Yes. They would be furry foxes.

>>47894484
>furry foxes.
Not happening, just like the drawing you demanded from KC, lmao

>>47894391
>loli Wight walks through the house at night in her night dress and holding an ornate candelabra like a noblewoman from some story, or using one of her ghost claws as a light instead
>her shiny purple highheels making small clacks when she's not walking over a rug
>other than the shoes, she's wearing nothing but a translucent babydoll and thighhighs with the same kind of cross and heart decorations as the profile has
>nothing covering her plump, round bottom and upper thighs
>she's come to take you to bed with her, and leads the way while only showing her furiously blushing face briefly when she's glancing back

Dragons owe me kisses.

>>47894500
The machine provides original work anyway.

Reminder that 4chan has a report function that exists for situlations where someone is blatantly breaking global or/and board rules to the point that requires moderator intervention.

>>47894437
And then when she's burried and overwhelmed from all that garbage i'll jut personally go to her house and deliver her a handmade loveletter myself.

Do you like bugs with big butts or small butts?

>>47895267
How could they possibly have small butts, they get buggered in the butt you know

>>47895267
bugs that like appul

>Diet: tree sap and fruit
Would soldier beetles like caramel apples?

>>47895352
And birch juice to drink.

>>47895344
But what if all those appols go straight to her butt?

>74 images already
>most of them are literally just the retard intentionally flooding the thread by reposting garbage from some /vg/ thread
Can we get the mod/janitor that has previously been stomping this roach back in here already? Holy fuck.

>>47895642
He probably bitched to the staff about getting unfair deletions that they fired the janny, but hopefully I'm wrong

>>47895642
It's okay, the last thread died at only 400 posts anyway.

>>47895554
The strawberries may be even more potent.

>cuddle up with danuki wife
>covers over head
>face-to-face
>enjoy the sweet scent of her hot, steamy breath
Truly paradise right there

Truly pavlovian

>>47895700
Remember to help your boog wife with her leg excercises every day. Otherwise she'll get selfcocious about her behind and start stumbling around the house and breaking door frames,

>>47895730
We rang a bell every time we gave a Kobold a raging mushroom, now she rapes her husband whenever she hears it.

Is there any place in MGC where sex isn’t allowed?

>>47895758
Your bed lmao.

>>47895758
Jail

>introducing your canine wife to your bed that's ripe with your scent and mana
Could this be an auto-knock out for most, if not all, canine mamono?

>>47895770
>implying there isn't a program of anons serving as "companions" for the agressive mamono to blow their steam with.

Imagine beaver mamono building dams with mamono realms inside them for their husbands to live in.

>>47895812
Beaver kurwa

>>47895819
Don't call beavers kurwas, they're good hardworking girls.

>>47895707
Kill yourself

We asked 100 monster girls what they would do to a level 1 hero fresh out of the tutorial… you said-

It sure feels dead lately around here, something ain't wight.

>>47895891
What do you think is ghouling on?

>>47895891
I want a Wight sugarmommy. I don't give a fuck about freedom and adulthood is fucking shit, I just want a big titty Wight to pamper me and drain my cummies.

>>47895891
Where’s the foot?

>>47895676
How the fuck did that happen anyhow?
Did people just start spamming threads?

>>47896045
Here

>>47895954
Me too.

>>47896052
Just wanna be clear the other Anon was bullshitting or joking about the 400 count.
>>47877923

>>47896102
600 isn't much higher.

>>47896102
Ah.
Well 600 is still a bit low all things considered.

>>47896045
Best I can do is a vampire.

>>47896111
>>47896119
It's more like the low end of normal range.

>>47896111
This thread normally gets between 600 and 1000 posts and it has been like that for years. 600 is the lower end but this value is mostly dependent on /jp/ activity.
Though I did notice lately vermin try to push the narrative that we somehow need their spam or off-topic shit to keep the numbers up, as if it had any value.

>>47896142
I remember when we used to get 3000+ posts every thread.

>>47896148
Gaslighing, why?

>>47896190
>>/jp/thread/40023903
>>/jp/thread/36831485
>>/jp/thread/24525697

There, literally picked random threads from the last 4 years in a minute or two, all with around 600 posts. Now go back to whichever shithole you crawled from

>>47896156
That's me. That's the exact face I would make.

Is this the hag-only bar?

>>47895954
>>47896071
The noble and beautiful Wight is a girl of large assets and romantic large age differences, whether it's being pampered by a big titty chrismas cake or doting on a big booty child gf.

>>47896236
Yes. Are you a hag?

>>47892998
I chipped my tooth on these a few months ago, but I've been hesitant to call their customer support line... The kiki cashier at the store made a great joke and I couldn't really laugh or smile because I was self conscious about it and I think it made her sad.

>>47896245
You know there's a good age gap when your Wight girlfriend calls your mom "young lady".

>>47896156
I love Hagville

>>47896351
Just fucking imagine, bunch of desperate mature women with lots of disposable wealth they gathered over decades of loneliness. All starved for any tiny bit of affection and for someone to reignite their ovaries.

>>47896351
>>47896367
Why does Hagville even exist anyway? It's like being a virgin past a certain age is a crime among monsters and Hagville is a penal colony.

>>47896375
>Why does Hagville even exist anyway? It
It's full of cute sith and desperate lolis who regret being lolis.

>>47896375
Hagville is a lie, it’s really filled with monsters barely over 20 who pretend to he old hags with the help of magic.
Source: just ask any hag if she enjoyed the ending of Seinfeld

>>47896413
As long as they have the jugs, it's fine for me

>>47896375
Yeah, but they get really sad if you remind them that they are in soft exile for being virgins for centuries, so don't bring up the fact that hagville is just an easy low lvl zone for mamono who can't hunt on the rape or dating leagues. Unlike the rest of the pranks you could posssibly play on the hags living there that end up on someone getting rape corrected, this one will just get you area banned.
It is however known that the depressive atmosphere makes the hags easier to pick up(if you can believe such a thing is even possible), but you won't be there to enjoy it.

>>47896375
>Why does Hagville even exist anyway?
Men are a rare commodity in MGE so there's a huge amount of unmarried population, they usually gather together in a specific settlement

>>47896375
It's like a 55+ community but instead of suburban trash rotting away it's full of erudite kiseru-smoking, mahjong-playing, portrait-painting gentlewomen who enjoy the finer things and vigorous exercise to stay at peak health.

>>47896424
>Yeah, but they get really sad if you remind them that they are in soft exile for being virgins for centuries
So if I feel bad for them and don't want to leave any behind, would it be possible for Eros to bless me with enough stamina to make the whole village my harem hagrem?

Can we talk about cragville?
It’s got crags. Some of those crags have cool monsters like wurms and gotes and papillons.

>>47896427
Hagville isn't in mge.

>>47896451
Hagville, unlike its name would imply, it's a lot more than just a village. Whatever contributo you do wouldn't make a dent in the polulation of old and lonely mamono.
But you can certainly try, and the ones you inevitably catch will be more than happy to have your company while they discuss mamono politics and talk about how expensive food has gotten.

>>47896497
You are quite literally the last person to have any say on the local threadcanon

Ragville needs more male visitors badly.

>>47896515
Why is my cumrag looking at me funny

>>47896515
Are there rag hags at this particular settlement?

>>47896521
Definitely, they haven't all gone to Hagville.

Hagville is great, the rent is so cheap but I wish the resident would wear more clothing outside than just some pasties, thigh-highs or duct tape

>>47896497
While it isn't in the MGE explicitly, the threadcanon revolves very much about MGE fanon universes.

I can’t wait for the hagville bypass is built. I can’t wait to get pulled by hag pd for speeding on the bypass so I don’t get hagged.

>>47896530
just take the train

>>47896524
Respectfully, shut the fuck up.

There's not much demand for war automatons with the new Demon Lord in power. I hear a bunch of retired machines got together a few decades back and decided to form SPAAGville.

Wonder how the demographics of hagville look like. Obviously beast girls would be most of the inhabitants, as they can easily can become sedentary if fed too much. What other species would you expect to find(or be surprised to find so many of) in Hagville?

>>47896550
Bug girls, I hope.

>>47896537
It’s full of hobocores and fit Anubis that won’t shut up about bike lanes

>>47896548
If they're really buff, I wouldn't mind living there.

>>47896540
>hating naked old women this much
I can't disagree but I also do not care.

>>47896583
That's m'bad. I was trying to respond only to this part:
>I wish the resident would wear more clothing outside than just some pasties, thigh-highs or duct tape
Because I hate people who hate naked old women this much!
<3

>>47896435
someone should tell these old ladies it's not good to smoke around kids

>>47896733
obviously the pizza. I can use it to attract a devil bug, a vastly superior partner.

>>47895878
RAPE

>>47896733
Pizza, 5 minutes isn't near enough time for some good loving.

>47896771
>47896848
>replying to his own spam

>>47896753
>But I don't have ki-
Exactly.

>>47893592
Let's think about this logically. Hellhounds are known to be aggressive, bold, but also capable of pack tactics and strong camaraderie. Big axes are associated with berserkers and barbarians who eschew team fighting and instead subscribe to mob mentality or lone rampages. Big swords are already taken by Dullahan, Lizard girls and Salamanders. But there is a particular example we see in history that matches the qualities of working as a team but also being ferocious and overly violent in battle:
>The Swiss mercenary pikemen were known by medieval Europeans as being prone to fearless charges against enemy infantry, relentlessly crushing them under their advancing pike blocks, and standing their ground against even the heaviest cavalry charges to the point they were one of the most sought after soldiers-for-hire by kings. They were even known to charge of their own accord at times, being aggravated by the sight of battle and enemies while still maintaining their formations.
Therefore, hellhounds clearly wield giant, tree-sized pikes and halberds, and make raclette with their eye flames when it's time for snacks.

>>47896733
I've never heard of that pizza place. And I hate change. So what can be more routine than an elf girl?

>>47893592
anon never expects the sweep

>>47896934
She probably still prefers to cast Fist spell.

>>47896993
I'm going to be the one casting fist on dat ass if she keeps acting bratty.

>>47896880
>So what can be more routine than an elf girl?
An anubis.

>>47897001
ohyou.jpeg

Enough with the monster girls. You all need heaven's divine guidance.

>>47897041
By a jacked Valkyrie, I hope.

why dont most mgs come with instruction manuals?

>>47897043
Bro...

>>47897042
Valkyrie is a perfect and soft girl.

>>47897043
Mine did. Pretty simple instructions, really.

when your mg makes a horrifying discovery about you

>>47896934
This is peak monster fashion

>>47897092
>what?! anon is as much of a dork as me?!
how do you get out of this one anon?

>>47897101
NUH UH, being obsessed with the Byzantine Empire is based, unlike being obsessed with Japan which is cringe! You see, the themes of the Byzantine Army-
>really dorky and autistic hour long rant interrupted by my weeb Sally gf dive tackling me to "show the superiority of far eastern martial arts" which just turns into sweaty dork sex

>>47897092
>Sandworm wife finds out I'm into vore
>"Mmmm I knew you looked extra tasty when I first saw you, Anon!"

>>47897098
Nah, way too simple. Needs an adventurer's belt, a miniskirt and a scarf. Ditch the pasties too.

>>47897092
it's so sad i'm not real

>>47897098
I agree, but also those transparent desert outfits are top tier monster fashion

Monster apartheid when?

>>47897183
i lose to veils

>>47897183
I want a big titty, huge butt Troll wearing that

>>47897208
There's no outfit that Trolls don't make look good.

>Centaur pussy
>My face
A perfect match.

>Warm Kot
>My Bed
A puuuuuurrrrrrfect match!

>>47897223
needs to be a warm choco kot for that extra comfy

>>47897219
>pins you against the wall with hoss ass
>leans
>leeeeans
>gets the shakies in her legs as you push her over the edge
>screams and shouts as loud as she can because your ears are safe back there
>endless smooth ass to squeeze
I can see the appeal.

>>47897247
All kots are choco kots in the dark.
And also while they are 'eepy I pour chocolate sauce on them.

>>47897282
>No spiderlings
Oof, sensei.

>>47897282
>tfw we’ll never get either because crabman is a lazy fuck

>>47897208
This but the same size as that picture, a Troll fighting trying to fit in that outfit

>>47897288

>>47897275
>And also while they are 'eepy I pour chocolate sauce on them.
anon you cant just pour chocolate on a monster and call her a choco monster, thats not how it works

>>47897289
you be lazy too

>>47897261
Erotic and taboo even amongst monster girl enjoyers.

Also, in my experience, horse pussy just tastes so much better than human pussy. That musty, horse smell is just so good, and there's so much more to pleasure, taste, and work with back there. I can just imagine a centaur's, all the same appeal and without the worry of getting kicked!

>>47897311
steppe waifu

>>47897316
>Steppe horse wife
>Making kumis from her breast milk

Pffft you're not a Monster, you just have really long hair, lady. How does that make you a "monster", you're literally just some girl who doesn't go to the salon, there's nothing monstrous about you. Hahaha, how am I supposed to be afraid of long hair? Lmfao. What are you gonna do, y- wait w-wait no NO NO OH GOD STOP NO DONMMMMMMMPHF-

satyros kefir

>First contact established

>>47897456
Where monster girl?

Sure anon, you're wife is cool(lol)
But is she cooler than greenworm?

>>47897603
The excuse is probably that she's like half-oni or some shit

>>47897607
Why are they called greenworms?

>>47897618
because she is green and she worms
not to be mistaken for the illusive greenwurm

>>47897625
Is this one more of a blue-green worm?

>>47897660
looks more like a tealworm
its ok to get confused since worms come in all sorts of shapes and colors

Throw me to the wolves, and I'll come back a father.

>>47897705
Why, do they run a seminary?

>>47897705
それ... ですか？！

>>47897705
sorry anon, there are no more wolves to be thrown at
so we threw you into some hellhounds as a consolation prize

>>47897717
Yes anon, that is a nice shirt.

>>47897723
DEFEATED WITH MY HOT DOG TECHNIQUE

>>47897732
sure, you can take down a hound or two but what happens when you run out of hot dogs anon?

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE REVOLVER OCELOMEH SHE CAN LITERALLY SHOOT AROUND CORNERS

>>47895758
>Is there any place in MGC where hugging isn't allowed?
>Is there any place in MGC where kissing isn't allowed?
>Is there any place in MGC where looking into my partner's eyes and telling them I love them isn't allowed?
This is how deranged that sounds.
I mean, yes, time and place, but you can do it in an opera hall as long as you're quiet. You usually have to wait for the 2nd or even 3rd act to let loose on cue. If it's really important they'll just cast a silencing spell on the area. So, don't inhibit yourself!

>>47897377
Most overpowered girl in MGE

>>47897800
i will not sniff the mouse

>>47897810
Your loss then. I'll take her for myself, stick her in my bedroom, have a fan blow on her, and use her as an air freshener.
I'll lewd her too.

>>47897738
There is one more sausage that might sate their beastly urges.

>>47897831
Polish and beef

>>47897831
the spicy pork one right? save it for the dire hound

But what he didnt know is that the dire hounds meals for the past 4 months were spiked with ovu-aid

Happy koturday to all my anons

It's all fun and games until Chesh gets stuck in a tree.

>>47898090
But she can levitates and teleports

>>47898111
its a levitating teleporting tree

>>47898111
She has no powers outside Wonderland. Everywhere else she's just a typical werecat.

>>47898111
And cats can just climb down too.

But a cat in a tree is a deranged creature that has forgone all reason!

>>47898116
Can I save her? Sound like a job for an harpy
>>47898126
That's a lie, they couldn't teleport their ass in any container otherwise

>>47898174
They can only do that if they're in Wonderland, and the container is in Wonderland as well.

HELP HER NOW INSTEAD OF DEBATING HOW SHE GOT THEIR

>>47898192
I've a theory: cats don't get stuck up trees, they just want attention.

>>47898192
Nah, this is funny. Even a cheshire would appreciate the comedy of the situation to a degree, even if we all go home to look the information up in books and on the computer while she's still stuck in the tree.

This girl keeps coming to my house saying that I look "thirsty." Should I let her in?

>>47898195
cats cannot abide being ignored

>>47898220
Too small

>a seventh anon has joined the discussion at the base of the tree
>cheshy has never seen so many single men in one place in her life
>MYYYOOORRRL
>YOOOOWWWLL
>they all look up at her for a couple seconds
>...and continue their roundtable
>they've gone quiet
>the thought that maybe they're discussing who gets to help her gives her a spark of hope
>until one of them takes out his notebook and starts drawing a flowchart

>>47898269
it's not safe to have so many men in one place in wonderland, it'll beckon a jubjub stampede

>>47898269
would be that guy and throw a rock at chesh to knock her down
just so we don't have anons to block our lanes with their meetings

>>47898279
Their waddling doesnt really count as a stampede

>>47898282
>anon winds up his rock throw
>gets tackled and his face sat on in the exact opposite way he wanted

>>47898301
Strong shadow the hedgehog energy

>>47897847
>>47897984
What the heck Ms Hound, my tube sausage disapeared between your thighs,

>>47898313
>So, we took a regular manticore, dyed her hair/fur black and gave her a gun
I like her already

There's a Balrog too

dogs are scary
Hellhounds are even scarier

>>47898420
what about hellpups?

Science team believes the Hellhounds can be tamed into "heckin' good puppers".
After several months of trying, I believe science team has vapor for brains.

>>47898422
still scary

>>47897758
If you wanna act like a nigger and start banging during the opera my eons old demon wife will teleport you into the nearest river.

>>47898557
Nuh uh, my even more eons old dragon wife will teleport behind your wife and stab her with demon silver katana

>>47898570
Yeah well my wife will just turn around, casually staring her down with one half open eye like she's moving in slow motion, before meeting her katana with a superior European blade and splitting it in half.

>>47898495
Why can’t they, the science hounds, train me to be a heckin wholesome bed warmer?

Bought a fresh fox.

How much of a cow tits can man take before he gets smothered

>>47898677
Plap the fox

I’m gonna poke the mershark butt

Wererabbits are cool.

>>47898195
That's a crazy theory anon. Now, help your werecat childhood friend and don't forget to hug her,it's a very traumatic experience for them. Even if the 8th time this month

What monster do I get if I paint a big red target on my face

>>47897092
>wow, anon must really love monster girls if he has TWO "dragon" folders on his computer
>wait those aren't monster girls

>>47898917
Turns out anon is a fan of double dragon the beat em up. Can’t wait for double doragon the monster girl remake.

>>47898677
>lean down
>whisper in hear ears about how cute she is
>bag_rustling.wav

Imagine manticore ass

>>47899045
Not many rivers in the wilds for a musky wild manticore to wash in

>>47899045
No.
I will imagine Salamander ass, the far superior ass.

Fluffy ponies, but mamono?

>>47899256
That's just a yukkuri ripoff.

>>47897282
Do they teamup later?

>>47899045
This, but dormice instead.

>>47898301
Edgy but alluring

>>47899256
Pink fluffy unicorn girls dancing on rainbows.

YOUR MOM

>>47898865
Why does she do that?

Don't chase cait siths up trees.

>>47900835
Who let their chesh have unattended internet access again.

>>47901097
If you don't let your chesh shitpost online, she'll have the zoomies at night. It's just easier this way on everyone.

>>47901133
Literally just hold her down
If she gets riled up jam your finger up her butt and she instantly turns to jelly.

>>47901133
>It's just easier this way on everyone.
Easier for you perhaps. Do you know how hard it is on all of us to listen to the same "your mother is fat" joke for the 25000th time?
Do your husbandly duties and tire her at night to calm her zoomies down you bum.

>>47901205
I dunno what a cait sith with the zoomies would do. But I bet it would be cute. I'm going to think about that for a while.

remember to shower your kuuderes with lots of love

>>47901462
Remember to cast healing magic on your undeads, so that their souls can move on to the afterlife.

>>47901488
You're thinking of holy magic. Healing magic just heals them.
Even then, thanks to Hel monsterizing it might weaken them but they don't die from it.

>>47901488
They can choose to just come back.

>>47901488
You are the hero the restless spirits need.

>>47901518
Casting resurrect on a lich has the same effect as breaking her phylactery.

had a mg related dream just now,
there was a huge storm I could see in the horizon that some priestess was pointing out,
it was apparently controlled by this foxgirl goddess I got on one knee and offered to serve her, she then sent out a flying saucer to pick me up, but then when I got in she just talked about the blood work she had apparently got done on me and lecturing me about how I need to make dietary and lifestyle changes.