/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You are not a youkai

>>4786623
yes, she is.

Well, sure, only because you asked nicely...

>>4786613
My life has been an utter shit anyway, so yeah.

Yes please, my beloved Alice.

>Alice
>Eat people

Yeah and Marisa doesn't steal.

if I can't eat you, then can I at least kill you?

Are you the sort of doll I can play with?

No but if you find someone else I'll cook for you possibly joining you.

You pathetic creatures intend to eat humans?
FINISHING STRIKE!
NIBELUNG MOLESTI!
Your virginity is no more!

I'm a gigantic faggot, aren't I?

>>4786613
You are smalltime

>>4786749
no Rumia, you may not.
Only Alice is allowed to play with me.

Better idea: I become your friend. I know you don't have many.

>>4786791
Friends are for faggots.

>>4786791
Alice has enough friends already. She just chooses not to talk to non-humans cause she's a coward.

>>4786805
she's not a total coward anon. just deep down an unscaleable depth in her 'heart'

>>4786803
>>4786805
Yeah, sure.
You're going to die alone, puppet master, unless you DO something.
...moving on, it doesn't matter what I say, my fate is in your hands. Get on with it.

>>4786805
She chooses to not talk to them because they are boring.

Alice is just like some of us that choose to be socially isolated because we simply don't feel attracted to such a boring normal crap. She spend time with magic books and crafting dolls instead.

>>4786821

WHy is every touhou a cannibal satanist?

>>4786822
No, she's not like us because she talks to humans. Just not non-humans. Alice is truly the most racist Touhou of all.

>>4786857
Not a cannibal, she's a youkai, she may look like a human but she isn't. It's mentioned multiple times that youkai are meant to eat humans, and humans are meant to hunt youkai, and were either side to win or were they to live completely in peace, the natural order of things which keeps Gensokyo in existence would cease to be.

>>4786889
I want a doujin where the Yakumo family is eating humans.

>>4786889
>youkai are meant to eat humans

I'm sure there are some youkai in Gensokyo that do not eat humans.

>>4786613

Looking a bit Yuuka like, there.

>>4786921
Oh, yes, defenitly. Most humans wouldn't want to take the risk, though.

>>4786921
Yeah, especially since it's explicitly mentioned that Alice does not need to eat at all.

>>4786925
I WOULD.

Delicious Ran....

>>4786857
Touhous are neither worshiping Satan, nor are they glorifying themselves.

>>4786913
Don't know if there are whole doujins, but there are single pictures.

>>4786777

If anyone wants to make a list of the Youkai that do and don't eat humans, I'll tell you one thing.

Yuka is one who eats the most.

Meiling doesn't strike me as the type to feast on humans...

>>4786942
I humbly ask you to post these pics.

>>4786952

She eats sweets and delicious foodstuffs. She only drinks tea.

But that's just their disguise.

Most, if not all food in SDM is made from humans.

Youkai don't eat humans in happylight Gensokyo and do eat humans in grimdark Gensokyo. Simple as that.

>>4786943
Aw c'mon. She's not THAT mean. If you do not try to harm her or her flowers she's nice and polite!

>>4786973

Happylight Gensokyo is where everyone just meets for tea and hangs out. All rules are thrown out the window. Everyone is friends with everyone.

I kind of like happylight Gensokyo.

>>4786972
I'll advise them to stay away from my liver then.

>>4786977

That didn't mean I don't like her.

I love Yu(u)ka.

I like both light and Grimdark Gensokyo.

But the fact remains.........in either Gensokyo, we're all unattractive and would never garner the attention of the ladies of Gensokyo.

Unless, of course, we were to be eaten.

>>4786997

In light Gensokyo, we'd be accepted anyway and eventually be good friends with everyone.

In dark, we wouldn't survive an hour.

>>4786992
As do I.

>>4787000
>In light Gensokyo, we'd be accepted anyway and eventually be good friends with everyone.

I just love me an optimist.

>>4787000
What about half-and-half?

>>4787002

I love dat stare.

>>4786981
Without rules, there would be anarchy! Reimu (or whoever helped her) knew this well. That is why she devised the spellcard rules.

>>4787020

No one would want to fight in happylight.

In reality (you know what I mean) Gensokyo, it's a mix. People want to fight, there's some friendships, etc.

>>4787000
>In dark, we wouldn't survive an hour.

Hasn't it been said that common sense is thrown out the window in Gensokyo? Pigs fly, plants talk etc.

Why not whole heartily believe that we're the strongest in Gensokyo and that we have uber HAXX powers?

>>4787015

It's /jp/ in denial.

I like his ideas though.

>>4787030

There's that optimism again.

Pic unrelated, someone tell me if it's stupid and childish or if it's okay..

>>4787024
People fight all the time in happylight. What you're describing is so sweet it gives everyone diabeetus.

Hello Anonymous~~

>>4787015
Who are you to say he's wrong, buddy?

>>4787045

Call Liberty Medical today for your free testing supplies-

Nevermind that, we need sweetness in /jp/. It's chemo. Or it's just adding to the cancer.

YOU DECIDE

>>4787044
Have a sunflower.

Yes.

>>4787056
Me.

>>4787056

I don't want to be accused of "samefagging" so I'm just going to say Optimistic-man is not this guy. It's me. Okay good.

>>4787077

But that's grimdark!

Whoa, I only have 3 grimdark pictures of Yuka...saved.

>>4787049
She's waving at me......and smiling too...

I think I best get to running away.

>>4787088

Silly anon, you can't run from me!

>>4787087
Have another then.

>>4787100
You missed, miss Kazami.

>>4787102

Yay. In return I shall post happylight.

>>4787109

Then I'll deal with you with my fists.

You are suddenly approached by these two while out for a stroll.

>>4787116
YOU CANNOT HARM THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR FOR I AM THE ONE WHOM BY OTHERS IS CALLED FIREFACE

>>4787124

>yukaGD

That's not very GrimDark.

Also, Yuka and Yukari posting.

have some more Grim Yuka.

>>4787134

Then what are you doing in Gensokyo?

>>4787142

I like how they're all called "crazy bitch."

Here is as happylight as Yuka can get.

No wait, I have others.

One day while at a red light this woman approaches your car....

>>4787155

And this one...

>>4787159

Oh! I have one of those!

And this one.

>>4787144
NO. THE QUESTION IS WHAT ARE *YOU* DOING IN GENSOKYO FLOWER LADY.

>>4787166

I live here.

You're from a parralel universe, from the days where wrestling was real.

>>4787169

Oh I am fucking saving this.

Anything involving Sanae being humiliated or beaten, I want or have.

>>4787169
>I live here

YOU
LIE

>>4786613
mei ai herp u?

>>4787175

Well you're implying that you're in Gensokyo.

YOU
LIE

>this thread

I...I'm not mean! Please don't run!

>>4787174
You are a terrible person.

>>4786889
>>4786884
>>4786822
>>4786721
>>4786623
>>4786627

Kinda/sorta.

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Magician

>>4787184

We only need each other.

>>4786721

>>4786959
Sorry bro, I was off browsing /tg/.
I don't have much anyway.

>>4787233

Alice is more savage than Yuka.

I'm so lonely!

>>4787244

You have us.

Your flowers, yourself.

>>4787248
At first I thought that was delicious Engrish for 'doge'. I chuckled, then I realized what it meant and the picture suddenly became worse. But I still like the idea.

>>4787257
YOUKAI MOE~

>>4787257

>>4787248
>>4787259
What's it mean? I fail at this.

>>4787286
Should mean "which".

>>4787276

It's in her speech.

She's too sophisticated for them.

Yuka speaks in a southern drawl.

>>4787313
why cant that be drawn better.

poor art moe~

>>4787345

I've always imagined Yuka as speaking with no accent.

Just cold but energetic, so not an emo faggot.

Also she speaks like a 30 year old in my mind.

>>4787384

That's nice.

This thread just got absolutely derailed.

I imagine Touhou speaking with the voice of my favorite Touhou music singers.

I imagine every touhou speaks the way Petula Clark sings.

I imagine every Touhou speaking as they do in Golden World of Touhou.
"Hey Ojou-sama.."

>>4786857
>satanist
>implying anyone in Gensokyo know what a Satan is

Excerpt from Tsukihime, Arcueid talking to Shiki:

text "Hey, Shiki.
text Are you a Christian, by any chance?"
text ~
text .... I have no idea what she's talking about.
text "Chris-chan..?
text What's with that question, all of a sudden?
text I don't know any girl who's got a name like that."