/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Who the fuck cares?

>>4775801
Why would they be watching us, we're not moe. ;_;

if suigining didnt become popular there i dont care

Yeah, you know. Fuck them.

>>4775801
Good job making a thread on a board with equivalent speed to /jp/.

>>これは/jp/のメイドだ
>つまりじぇーぴいさん？

Clearly some native Japs in that thread.

>>4775810
suigininining

I'm kinda slow here...
does that mean we have maids instead of mods?

>>4775872
Yes, that's exactly what it means.

>>4775875
and why does it look like it was heavily influenced by Dan?

>>4775872
No, a maid instead of a janitor. Mods are still fat neckbeard homosexuals.

>>4775889
Because Dan is the granddaddy of Original Content for /jp/.

>Laughter is far from good enough to grab a hard

>>4775892
I can pretend to be a maid if you want me to...

>>4775921
That and walfas

>>4775801
>2channel
don't you mean futaba channel?

>hi /jp/!
>we are watching you. always.
These guys should be made mods or something.

>>4775964
Walfas is more like the retarded great-uncle, but yeah, your point still stands.

Anyone here remember quite some time back when a few translators from both sites got together and we had kinda like a correspondence thread with 2ch? (I think it was on /a/ though.) It would nice to do something like that again.

Please watch warmly...

Oh look, they're laughing at the one who stenches of kimchi that make these.

>>4777286
Does a Corean really make these? I might have to delete them now.

>>4775801
OP, congratufuckinglations on making them laugh at us more:

2ch and 2chan are two different places. 2ch is short for 2channel, and is a text-only board. 2chan is shot for Futaba Channel, and is an imageboard like 4chan. Also, 4chan is short for Yotsuba Channel, and is also an imageboard. Then there's 4ch. I think you can work out what it's short for and what kind of board it is.

In short, 2ch is 4chan's grandfather, 2chan is 4chan's father, and moot is 4chan's mother, who was born from Something Awful and was impregnated by 2chan. Make sense? No? Well fuck you.

Nothing new here, futaba does that all the time

Dan=kimchi
Kim=stench

>>4775801
>2channel

That's Futaba, silly.

2channel is a different website.

>>4777291
And where where would 4ch be in that family tree?

>>4777312
I think it's run by a different group. Not sure.

What do they say about that CNN report?

>>4777606
They don't give a shit about it.

Get out guy who drew that meido shit.

>>4777312

It's run by the people who were around when 4chan was born but WEREN'T total faggots.

Consider it to be a slower and somewhat more serious version of world4ch.

>jp以外のipアドレスです(not jp)

>>4777662
lrn2proxy

>>4777668

Too lazy.

>>4777645
Shut up.

>>4777696
You shut up, OP

Looks like they don't care. What a suprise.

>>4777707
>They like what I hate, they must be the same person.

Keep telling yourself that. It may come true one day.

>>4777727
Sure, OP

>>4777715
There's probably at least one person watching this thread that has no desire to start anything over there.

>>4777715
What makes you think that? It looks like that board is just slow in general.

>つまりじぇーぴいさん？
>じぇーぴいさん

>>4777654
>implying that someone who doesn't know about 4ch would know about world4ch

I often see 4chan related threads on futaba and a lot of people there know more about 4chan and its memes than do most /b/tards these days.

It's probably one of the /jp/ers living in Japan.

>本当の意味で日本語で頼む

Heh

futaba is so cute, we watch you too! <3

>>4778181
>I often see 4chan related threads on futaba
I don't believe it.

>>4778238
but we can't post （´；ω；`）

Took a peek at the touhou board and saw this

http://may.2chan.net/40/res/1600316.htm

>touhou board
You've got to be shitting me..,

>>4778297
>http://may.2chan.net/40/futaba.htm
>東方＠ふたば

>>4778297

Futaba has a shitton of boards for any fetish you can think of. And japan is touhoucountry, not that hard to believe.

>>4778279
I loled.

>>4778279
>Alice jokes
>Lenfried thread
>Those fucked up Nicovids with Koishi and co on a killing spree
>Imagedumps
>NSFW
Its like I'm really on /jp/.

>>4778330
/jp/ and futaba are brothers that are tsundere for each other.

>>4778330
You forgot the Hisoutensoku netplay thread.

>>4775921
No.

>>4778341
Yeah, I just noticed that.
My god, there are no two ways about it: this touhou board and /jp/ are identical twin brothers, separated at birth.

I have been out of /jp/ for some time. I gather that now we have a maid mascot?

they even have 3dcustom girl threads

>>4778356

The maid has existed for some time, but it's been gathering popularity lately.

>>4778356
Yeah see
>>>/c/1337589

/jp/ meido is my waifu

>>4778369
Get the fuck out.

>>4778358
>2channel better than futaba
silly DQNs

不用意に告白なんかしたらブロウアウト起こすぞ
I confess to something you accidentally cause Blowout

they seem to talk about me quite a bit.

I'm flattered japan.

>>4778427
They're saying you enjoy the pleasure of being cummed inside.

>>4778438
Who doesn't?

>>4778427
hehe I remember that thread.
I imagined you were probably excitedly screencapping and cutting out that post so that you could post it on /jp/ in the future. I can see that I was right.

Dan isn't Corean, he's Canadian.

>>4778451
I have more.

I like to look at these when I am sad to feel important.

>>4778473
You value Japanese attention more than ours?

>>4778473

Cheer up boof! you're always important to us.

>>4778427
>>4778473

Good for you. But use PNG next time.

>>4778484
Confirmed international attention.

>>4778473
We love Boof too. You moe old granny, you.

>>4778494
This barely counts as international attention. Touhoufriends are mostly the same everywhere.

>/jp/ - cross-board relations

>>4778547
You take what you can.
I get international attention regardless.

>>4778427
>>4778473

What are they saying?

>>4778567
First one is something about Boof not knowing how to read the atmosphere?

Second one is "Are you reading this Boof?"

>read the atmosphere

>>4778494
PROTIP: He's using proxy post shit about himself, then screenshotting it, then posting it here.

>>4778707
That doesn't make me love him any less, even if that were true.

how the dicks did this thread get 83 replies
it had like 10 when i last checked

>>4778759
You were busy doing something else, duh.

>>4778759
Time marches on

>hi /jp/!

>we are watching you. always.

Post our theme song, quickly.

>>4778748
Get out of here, tripfag-posting-as-anonymous

>>4778759
Exactly the same happened to me.

I think we may have been caught in a time warp or something. Oh I'm giddy with excitement... to be caught in a timewarp with suigin, I could just die.

>>4778782
>always
D:

>>4778782
I WANNA BE WITH YOU

>>4777291
Good job being an idiot, nobody calls futaba 2chan.

Why hasn't japan been nuked again?

>>4782773
Because they make nice shit.

>We're not weeaboo
>We go out of our way to see what Japanese people think about us though.

Never change.

>>4782790
I care about what Chinese or Korean people think about us too. Any country that does not have lots of English speakers, really.

Someone go find a thread on China's boards talking about us.

>>4782790
I think the worst is when some artist draws a picture with some sort of dialogue in it and instead of writing it in English he writes it in Japanese, only to post it on here, an English-language imageboard. That is just SO pathetic. I'm just thinking: is he secretly hoping Japanese people are watching and they will repost it on a Japanese board so he can feel all excited that "OMG Japanese people liked my artwork!!"

I have only once made a picture with Japanese text in it and that was because I made it on some Japanese oekaki. That just seemed common courtesy to me, I know I hate it when I am on an English-speaking board or whatever and some moron makes a post in Spanish or something.

Although I've also been to Dutch boards and when someone made a post in English they got generally civil replies. That's probably because most Dutch people can understand what is being said in that case, though. And because Dutch people have such an inferiority complex they are giddy with excitement when a foreigner shows interest in their habits or culture. Kind of like /jp/, really.

Why is our maid so slutty? She doesn't seem to be wearing a bra.

>>4782822
You care about this a little too much.

>>4782860
About what exactly?

>>4782847
A pure girl would have to fend off every /jp/ denizen.

derp

no text

>>4784828
Thinking of asking Moot to implement this for image only posts.

I brought my BOWLING BALL -- and some DRUGS!!

>>4778427
you've always been cool BOOF

I would like to urinate in an OVULAR, porcelain pool --

If I had a Q-TIP, I could prevent th' collapse of NEGOTIATIONS!!

Alright, you!! Imitate a WOUNDED SEAL pleading for a PARKING SPACE!!

LOOK!! Sullen American teens wearing MADRAS shorts and "Flock of
Seagulls" HAIRCUTS!

>>4786778
cool enough to bump this thread?

Boof they're talking about you again.

>>4786848
Stop samefagging

I request a weekend in Havana with Phil Silvers!

ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like RICARDO
MONTALBAN'S HAIR!

>>4786849
of course they are

>>4786854
99% of the posts on /jp/ are me, even this one

>>4786854
Stop being mean to the moe old granny!

>>4786877
Hey Suigin, I didn't know you were BOOF as well.

>>4786877
That can't be right, I know for a fact that at least twenty percent are my posts.
Unless...
Are you me?

BOOF, they want you to get on Futaba.

>>4786898
I'm 99% of the tripfriends on 4chan.

I'm boof

I WISH I WAS BOOF

>>4786910

I feel so...conflicted. Being BOOF. Not being BOOF. Who am I, really?

I'm the only Anonymous in all of /jp/.

That's right, everytime you see an Anon posting IT'S ME!

>>4786933
you're the 1% exception.

>>4786987
How can I become Boof?

BOOF is the best BOOF

>>4787046
loose about 70% of your braincells and not give two fucks about anything for 30 years

>>4786987
Yess

BOOF POSTS KIDDIE PORN

I wish I was Boof-kun.

Boof is Foob backwards

speaking of japan...

>>4787222

egegrious slut

>>4787222
WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Boof?

More like BOFF

lol