/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Gok sent me and what is this

All these threads are really beginning to tempt me

Gok sent me too, what the hell is this a pocket pussy?

Gok sent me and I think it's a buttplug.

>>4770711
I'd get one, but I would hate for my mum to open it or something.

>>4770711
I regret getting one. Better used on figs or something.

>>4770730
I'm sorry to hear that. I think they're fun, but yeah, some of them can get to be real expensive.

Fleshlights and flipcups seem too expensive. I own a fleshlight and the new one I got in the OP pic cost me a fraction of the price and is just as good.

>>4770772
Fleshlights last longer.

>The moment grabbed the toy my nose started to bleed
>nose started to bleed
WHAT? This actually happens when you're turned on?

get the Seven, and hope customs doesn't see the box

>>4770994
Probably, I've had mine for a while and it's still as good as the first day I used it.
>>4771012
No, it was just coincidence for me so I couldn't help but laugh

>>4771012
I think it has to do with your blood pressure, so when you get nervous/excited, the blood vessels burst. Happened to me when I was giving a presentation one time.

OP, could you post the product page of what you bought? I'm planning on buying one and I'd rather go cheap like you said.

>>4771224
I'm sure that must've compounded the issue.

what lotion/lubrication do you guys use with your onahole?

>>4771263
My smegma.

>>4770697
That seems serious,go to the hospital.

>>4770697
What the fuck is that? Duck's vagina?

P A T H E T I C

Freeze it.

I bought a Black Flip-hole, got it before last Christmas.

It's really good, that sample lube lasted me a few weeks.

It's not so good now. since I'm too poor to buy good lube, and am stuck with a couple of 2 pack KY-Jelly bottles from Costco. Still pretty good, though.

Although I'm paranoid about a compromised air bubble near one of the lips.

>>4771248
Actually, I didn't get a chance to practice, and I was stuttering and messing up a lot. I left and went off to the bathroom to deal with it. I ended up practicing that night, and finishing the presentation the next day.

So actually, it worked out nicely.

>>4771246
this

TOO EXPENSIVE.

You heard her, guys.

I bought one of the Meiki replicas of Maria Ozawa. Pretty good, if a tad pricey.

ttp://www.toydemon.com/Meiki-Maria-Ozawa.html

Going to be using mine again on thursday, this time I'll use plenty of lube

>>4770697

At first I thought this was a ballistics gel test.

And then I :<'ed

I went to buy headphones last month and ended up coming home with an onahole as well. Best impulse buy in a while.

>>4771972
Does the store you bought your headphones from also happen to sell onaholes?

>>4771972
Do they also sell groceries?

I keep my onahole in a mesh bag, but i didn't release that it fell off my shelf and next to my baseboard heater. When I finally found it it had melted through the bag some. Inside still feels fine though.

>>4771983
>>4771999
Donkihote sells sextoys, electronics and groceries among other things.

>>4771983
Nah, it was a adult toy shop near the place I got my headphones. Went in because of the threads here on /jp/ though.

>>4772042
I laughed, that thing looks horrible.

>>4772042
>hanako.jpg
I see what you did there.

>>4772053
Fuck yeah Donki. I love that place.

>>4770697
what the fuck how is your dick supposed to bend through that cavity?

>>4772065
almost as disgusting as a real one

I am tempted to get one. But where does /jp/ buy theirs? How much money am I expect to pay if I want something quick and short term?

>>4771246
>>4771791
OP here, sorry for a late response. I got this one off adameve.com They have a lot of good deals and freebies and it's relatively cheap.Pic is of the Yozakura I got half off with a coupon code but It's originally about 23$.

>>4772195
If you want something quick and cheap, I heard that the "disposable" tengas can be used a couple times and don't cost more than 10$?

>>4772096
It doesn't bend, you just push through it. It not like its completely rigid.

>>4772156
I respect you.

Opinions?
Price is not an issue : http://www.toydemon.com/Meiki-Up.html

>>4771389
KY Jelly is oil based you tard, water based lubes only

The official tenga lube is pretty cheap just get some from toydemon or something

>>4772305
plus it comes in huge bottles

>>4772305
I've always used ID pleasure. gun oil (water based) isn't as good but it isn't bad either.

>>4772305
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-Y_Jelly
>K-Y Jelly is a water-based, water-soluble personal lubricant produced by Johnson & Johnson.

How do I pick out a good onahole? I'm looking for something that isn't going to choke my large american penis.

>>4772680
I’m American, and my Tenga Flip Hole works fine for me. I’m 15 cm long, though.

someone rate on a scale from 1-10 how good this thing is and also rate using your hand.

>>4772892
hand = 10
onahole = 7

>>4770697

I've always liked the concept of those transparent ones from porn stories.

>>4772892
I bought one with a shit ton of bumps and squiggles in it, and to be honest, my dick is too sensitive to actually use it properly, so I can't really say it was a good purchase. So most of the time I just use a spare sock that is lying around. I am considering getting another onahole with a more normal shape, maybe just a smooth hole.

Everytime I use mine in the shower I need to powder the outside of it because it gets too sticky.

>>4771838
She's ten; what value is her opinion?

>>4776846
you need to what?

>>4776859
Apply baby powder to the outside to keep it from being sticky.

>>4776863
I know corn starch can work too.

>>4776786
That's partly the reason why I bought this one in particular.

I'd get one but I hate vaginas

>>4776816
How is a sock smoother than an onahole?

>>4776887
Get an Ass/mouth version?

>>4770697
Good for you.

Now, freeze it and break an artificial Cirno hymen.

>>4776891
Because a sock is just soft material, not silicone bumps that rip my dick off.

How are the tenga eggs; i hear they are reusable if you clean them right

This>all others

>>4776942
it has gears!

>>4776942
>Gears

>>4776963
CLANG CLANG CLANG

>>4777005
;_;

>>4776942
From all the threads I'm tempted to get one of these, but I think I'll wait untill I move out of my parents house, since they always sign for the post, and ask me what anything I ordered is.

>>4777027
Not to worry
Milu will satisfy you

>>4777030
Same here -_-

>>4776942

Actually it was quite decent, lasted quite long too

>>4777030
Doesn't your local post office allow General Delivery?

>>4777080
This is how I got mine. The post office is like a 2min walk from where I live so it was pretty convenient.

>>4777080
That like where you go and pick it up from the post office so they wont even know it's been ordered?
Hadn't thought of that one.

Got a fleshlight. Cleaning is bothersome.

Plastik ist not really tight and makes weird *clog clog* sounds while using. Thus the whole house hears me fapping if I'm not alone.

so yea. overpriced shit

>>4777121
If you do get a Fleshlight, get mouth or butt entrances as the lady is too lose! UNPURE. Also do not get classic inside.

>>4777121
Fuck off.

>>4777167

got the STU.

Japanese are geniuses
>Onahole
>Floor fan
>Open fan and attach onahole to fan middle so the onahole spins
>stick penis in onahole, turn on fan
>WILD SPINNING ONAHOLE

>>4777211
After frozen Cirno onahole, I must try spinning Hina onahole.

>>4777251
just make sure you lube the onahole very well! but not like you will last more than 30 seconds if you have a strong fan and it spins it very fast

>>4771908
so im not the only one... thank god.

should really try that ballistics gel though...

>>4777251
i have tried frozen cirno onahole...feels kinda bad man. the thought of it gets you hyped up for it but...feels kinda bad and you lose erection

>>4772892
No numbers, but.. it's about as intense as lubed hand fap but with a more enjoyable sensation. I find that if I fuck it from start to finish with no hand intervention it results in a much better orgasm. However, just fapping with it h-manga style is pretty good too. It's just something different that you can thrust into when you're in the mood.

>>4777301
speaking of which, 9mm looks really tight :3

>>4777395
For the sanae fans... this 45 ACP one should er... loosely resemble her.

>>4777395
Now where is Marisa to post the superior tightness of 5.7x28...

>>4777415
FiveseveN makes a nice tight pussy and a large womb to hold all your cum :3

this is the SS 195 cartridge for those who want to try.

heres how to make the gel
http://longrangeshooter.com/2008/06/how-to-make-ballistics-gel/

>>4777455
hurrr, forgot the pic

>>4777211

Let's take this up to THREE LINES!

>>4777476

And now pick your Touhou to think about.

>>4777476
INVINCIBLE WHEEL

>>4770697
>Flip cup

FLIP
FLIP
FLIPADELPHIA

>>4777482
Did i see komachi's panties or lack thereof?

>>4777455
>>4777462
Now I'm picturing Adam Savage cumming into a ballistics gel onahole he made himself.

>>4777508

LEWDNESS

>>4777515
welp

time to kill myself

>>4777508

You didn't, there's no frame of her between her facing right and left.

>>4777515
my job here is done.

so, did anyone give a review of the miku onhole?

>Shooting your Waifu and fucking the wound.

WUT.

What's the best place to order onaholes from? Especially if you're in Europe.

>>4777395
>>4777405
>>4777455
legendary posts

>>4777476
well done anon, report back your findings.

>>4777395
>too tight
You could just take a smaller block, so you get a nice large exit wound, right?

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...and the other threads are /b/ spillover.

/jp/ is dead.

Whoa man, what is this ballistics gel stuff?

>>4777629
What? Onahole threads aren't anything new.

>>4777610
cutting a .44 magnum block from the left a few inches should leave a hole that looks like it feels really good.

I should mention the bullet weights for the /k/untmakers among us
>>4777395
Remington 147gr Golden Saber JHP
>>4777405
RBCD Performance Plus 90 gr. TFSP
>>4777462
SS195 like i said
>>4777638
Speer 240 grain Gold dot JHP

and this delicious one is a .40 S&W Speer 180 gr Gold dot

>>4772084
good memories ;_;

>>4777584
amazon
(seriously...at least the german version sells them)

>>4777476
>>4777476
Still waiting on results!

>>4777718
It's a repost, bro.

For anyone who has a Fleshlight are they really worth it? I've tried an Onahole and I prefer my hand.

ty op, gave me a great topic for /k/

>>>>>>/k/5595572