/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Ice to meet you.

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They'll be added to the wiki in a while

They say that the closest way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and the closest way through a monster's heart is through her ass

>>47751933
you know, if i was going to be violently raped by a monster it's ms tsurara

>>47751931
Which monster girl is this?

>>47752009
chameleon/rabbit

Sniffing your monster wife's breath is the greatest form of intimacy outside sex. It's for this reason that I sniff the breath of my danuki wife on an hourly basis and why, when we sleep together, I keep my nose right next to her mouth, so that I can get a steady dose of her hot, danuki breath all night long.

>>47752018
chameleon girl would be cool
>designated hidden-sex-in-public girl
>spreads her camouflage powers to guy
>haves him cling on to her back, then takes him up a wall/tree branch, or just does it in the middle of town square like a freak
>queen of handjobs and footjobs
>nabs men by sniping them with her sticky slingshot club
>blowjob queen too
>ultra weakness: getting seen before she's ready for you to see her

>>47752173
fuck off scatfag

>>47752174
slingshot tongue*

>>47752174
>Color changes based on mood
>Just sits there most of the time, watching
>Really likes terrariums, aquariums, paludariums, and ripariums, among others
>Comes in desert brown and jungle green
>Favorite snacks are candied crickets and wasp lolipops
>Freaky eyes can watch TV while looking up at you during blowjobs
>Can see UV light with freaky eyes, so she can tell if you've been masturbating or touching things you shouldn't have
>Being around UV light stimulates her to be more social, active, and horny (maybe they like black light raves?)
I'm thinking chameleon girls could be epic.

>>47752215
You are rapidly turning around my long-born hatred of screwing with UV bulbs during my life of reptile care.

I'm ready to be devoured by a roaming pack of violent ghouls.

>>47752235
Got any fun reptile care facts or experiences with shitty product that would contribute to chameleon/reptile girl concepts?

JENSEN NO

>Chameleon's tongues are roughly twice the size of their body
>Frog tongues are only about a third of theirs
Cross room tonguejobs confirmed

>>47752442
That pic is really hot but who's jensen

>>47752452
Probably the guy who's taking a shower

>>47752442
Realistic depiction of what the Day of the Rape will actually be like.

>>47752474
The Long Dark, but with Hellhounds instead of wolves, chilling in my isolated noob cabin at mystery lake and no less than 3 Hounds are at the door's and windows, between me and the rabbits I am not sure what they want, perhaps I'll go out and make a peace offering of rabbit stew.

>>47752332
>read about jungle girl in a herp magazine
>article mentions an offer for a paid flight to the island so men can hunt them and help deal with the overpopulation issue (one family had triplets unexpectedly and they're getting lonely)
>ring the number, next week a wyvern is paradropping you in to the island
>nab her
>take her back home because you really didn't think this through
>she's happy to see new worlds but she's not doing too well
>looking a bit pale, not eating, losing dat mass, always yawning her giant fanged maw in your face, very enthusiastic about somnophilia in a way that would be hot if it raising some flags
>DUH
>where did you put that magazine!
>hit up the tropical wifewares shop
>come home with 4 humidifiers and a truckload of tree bark and vines
>construction montage time while she watches you from the bed, tail wiggling
>now every time you open the door to your MGC apartment, a huge wall of hot mist pours out along with a chorus of frogs
>play the game of find-the-wife
>...nope, not here, she must be in the bathroom or something
>the instant the door is shut she springs on you

>>47752471
I bet he didn't ask for this.

>>47752502
>taking a shower with no curtains, with the lights on when it's dark outside
He was asking for it, flaunting himself like that

>>47752494
at last, my hundreds of days of experience on interloper is going to pay off
https://files.catbox.moe/vkzgfe.jpg

>>47752524
Next you'll tell me looking in the general direction of monster girls is the same as begging them for sex

>>47752529
Dude is living the dream, out in the homestead befriending a wan tribe and it looks like they can communicate quite well indeed.

>>47752534
Existing in general vicinity of monster girls is begging for sex.

>>47752452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65JCXIaeqEM&list=LL&index=5

>>47752534
>looking in the general direction of monster girls is the same as begging them for sex
Yes
Lord help you if you happen to smile at her

>>47752534
Hebi are unfair. Red eyes + vertical slits + white hair combo too strong, I'd lose instantly and just stare at her lovingly

>>47752529
>Give a pack of werewolves some hotdogs one day
>Now the whole pack won't leave your backyard
I wish werewolves were more popular, hellhounds jus doesn't do it for me.

>>47752632
we do need more low ranking content

>>47752643
Gonna start posting on /LowLevel/ general about how much I love low level monster girls.

oh no mage anon! your childhood friend and heroines destined by heaven has been captured by a horde of p'orcs and taken back to their camp! how are you going to save her?

>>47752653
>anon also ends up captured

>>47752559
Wow what a very /jp/ - Otaku Culture thing to reference! I am so proud of you Anonymous!

>>47752653
I will valiantly deffeat the p'orc girls by myself, and then save the heroines and my childhood friend by monsterizing them into p'orcs too.

>>47752661
>tied to a stake anon now must watch the horde partake in a dark ritual
>it's just them pigging (heh) out on some looted food

>>47752653
I am not a mage though

>>47752695
oh yeah? then why do you have a big robe, live like a hermit and no gf?

>You have been Kabedon'd in the woods

>>47752643
High level adventurers marrying low level monster girls!

>>47752727
Man, AI really can't get hands right, can it?

>>47751952
>Parasite Slime is an egoless being that lives only according to its instinct to parasitize human females until it becomes a parasite of its host
Now I remember being screamed at by some angry autist for daring to imply that pre-host parasite slimes are not of female/mamono nature yet, jokes on him.

>>47752653
The p'orc horde are my childhood friends though, how'd they capture themselves?

The elector counts have been summoned

>>47752730
Honestly I am more offended at the low effort of not bothering to try to get them with different hair colors, I play with AI and like it but at least put effort into your gens.

>>47752653
Get my flute, put on my 32 oz. steak suit, and cast a spell of jig upon the horde and lead them away in a conga line. Leash them on to the town guards and run as fast as I can.

>>47752749

>>47752715
The Dude abides.

>>47752751
Protip: when people here want to actually post AI art in good faith, they usually catbox it as to not clutter the thread. If someone posts mediocre slop like this it's just malicious shitposting to get angry reactions. Or just out of spite, like all pests do.

>>47752715
They just came in a parcel to me when I turned 30 idk why

lilims are fun

>>47752770
Lilims are the anons of mamono realms

>griffin chan follows anon around as a silent protector
>She really just likes being close

>>47752784
Finally, a mamono that's here to protect my virginity.

>>47752784
i'm going to collect her fallen feathers

>>47752802
>make a necklace out of her fallen feathers and wear it.
>Usualy stoic griffon looks away with blush and a smile

>>47752784
I don't think 7 feet tall gryphon hag can be called with "chan"

>>47752777
So they post pictures of us and call us dorks on 4mon?

>>47752827
what if she's young?

>powerful warlock finished a ritual that took over 100 hours to prepare to summon a greater succubus
>does it all to strike a bargain with her, in exchange for his semen and companionship for a very long time
>what possible goal does he have that he's willing to sacrifice his body for
>her shock when he just wants someone to watch scary movies with because he's too scared to do it alone

You wouldn't unseal a world-ending ancient evil just because she promised you a hug, right?

>>47752885
I'd unseal that fox in a heartbeat.

>>47752885
Not that one no.

>>47752885
>hug her without unsealing
checkmate focks

>>47752885
BREAK THE TARGETS

>>47752885
Gonna be fun time peeling off the pussy seal if she's hairy down there

>>47752981
She's evil (that means she shaves)

>>47752885
I'd unseal a world-ending ancient evil because she can't be worse than the modern evils we already have.

>>47753022
So true!

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

>walking down the sidewalk
>see hellhound walking towards me in the distance
>cross the street and walk on the opposite sidewalk

>>47753048
Purple cat paws wrote this

>>47753048
You know, I would probably do this since I have a huge fear/PTSD for dogs.
But at the same time I love the idea of fucking a werewolf.
Man, a therapist would have a field day if I tried therapy.

>>47752885
>world-ending ancient evil
Is she really though? I've unsealed like three world-ending monsters and they just sleep in my bed and eat all my snacks. All I wanted was to bring about the apocalypse, but so far all I have is these lazy fox hags.

>>47753098
He would more have a field day with the fact you felt the need to make a connection between the two, rather than those two separately.

>>47753098
>therapist
Mhm... mhm... yes I see... ah, that all sounds about right. Why don't you have a seat and get comfortable?

>>47751957
Unless she's from the Centaur family.

>stuns you with a long-range attack then grabs you and puts you through a long inescapable animation of having your brain sucked

>>47753098
I prefer to hide my face and wear a balaclava in my home to feel safer. I also put "soundtraps" to know if someone is somewhere in my flat and hide a revolver in my pillow. If a mindflayer sees me, I will be in hot water

>>47753144
She's not gonna make me fuck a dog, is she? I know I'm a white guy, but those are just rumors!

>>47752009
Tfw a Doppel drops some bad acid.

>>47753241
Somebody creamed in her cleavage

>>47753372
It was you, just just didn't realize it

>>47753372
brainjobs make you cum

telling dragone to dress up as a maid and pretend to be embarrassed about because her blush is cute

>>47753413
>because her bush is cute
fixed

>>47753413
also they look better in maid outfits

help

Guys i got ELF'D

>>47753413
>pretend to be embarrassed
A dragon would definitely be embarrased. She would complain all the time about how shameful it is for a regal and powerful being like her to be dressed and act as a servantfor such a lowly ape like you. You can bet she would be hesitating to follow even the simplest order and cover her face whenever her colleages come to visit and protest to you that you were humilliating her on purpose.
She would secretly like it too.

>>47753520
Dragons are sluts

>>47753556
Gonna post on 4mon about how all dragons are sluts and really want a man to treat them like a cheap sex toy

this box is not your box

>>47753658
>to treat them like a cheap sex toy
Ok maybe not that far, that's too mean. We should treat them as servants and bed warmers, it's good enough

>>47753678
>Go to 4mon
>Post about how dragons are only good as maids and bedwarmers
>100 (You)s
>Post pick of your empty bed
>"this is where a dragon belongs"
>300 (You)s

And yeah, sometimes I kind of fuck up and make things a bit too mean, but I love machosistic monster girls

I want an Automaton to treat me like a sex toy.

Hell no. Fuck monster girls.

>>47753706
Kek, a few nights of that and one of them will magically appears in that bed (and have a debt toward her gremlin friend)
Same here, I get you but calling someone a sex toy always rubs me the wrong way. It's too devoid of "love".

>>47753769
intercourse implement
copulation apparatus
coitus paraphernalia

>>47753706

A kyaagh! descends upon the town

>>47753706
>they see your filthy and unkempt bedroom
>they post about how you clearly need a superior being to take care of you because you clearly are not capable of doing so yourself

>>47753863
a true maid don't say but act

>>47753834
damaged goods

>>47753915
kiki actress

>>47753963
*Kiki mime.(Act, don't say)

>>47753849
Fortunately my windows are closed. I won't be tempted no matter how much they seductively rub themselves against the glass!

>>47753849
one is going in butt first

We need a drink

>>47754146
it's a viable strategy
especially for step sisters

>>47754166
whats in the can?

>>47754187
energetic drink, really dangerous for your liver and heart

>>47753706
>>47753769
>teenage dragon that argued with you online shows up at your house to get fucked and dominated

>>47754166
I want to bite pyrow's horns.

big tittied hag pyrows that tease you for still drinking milk from your best friend, but trap your head on their tits with their hands anyways

>>47754241
Well, technically to fuck and dominate you, but she will find some way to have you turn the tides against her at the last moment.

>>47754323
dragon whelps are silly creatures

>>47754265
That's new, like gnawing on it?

>>47754419
nta, but im a biter, i like gnawing on things, i want to gnash on dragon tails

>>47754419
Yeah. They looks weirdly bite-able.

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... OH GOD IT HURTS LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT

Anons should be concentrating their oral fixation on their momster's nipples instead.

id rather eat musky troll ass butt that's just me

>>47754533
Here comes the money!

dommy mommy mamono mummy mommies...

>>47754571
>troll ass butt
You mean troll ass and but? Those are still the same.

>>47754533
golden shower

>>47754595
i tastes so good that I eat it a second time

Imagine dragons.

>>47754631
Would you eat troll pussy? Or would you get yourself a zipangian miko troll who has a seal on her pussy and can only get off with her ass until she defeats the evil Inari who put the seal on her?

>>47754753
Of course I'd eat troll pussy. Not least because I'd enjoy it, but also because it'd make my troll wife happy and pleasured. It'd be nice recently showered. It'd also be nice musky.
I'm not sure why an inari would seal away her pussy like that, but then when we finally defeat her the loving, missionary sex at the end will be all the sweeter.

>>47754688
I'm imagining a dragon teaching how to use the power of the thu'um!

>>47754803
>I'm not sure why an inari would seal away her pussy like that
She was jealous that the troll's musky butt reputation was threatening her own.

>>47753849
Oh no, Amazon fumbled my order of one succ and accidentally sent me one METRIC succ. The shipping and handling would be astronomical to send it back, but what to do will all this succ?

>>47754850
The holy trinity of smelly (good) asses
>Horc
>Hound
>Troll
Honorable mentions
>Hatter
>Inari
>Danuki

>>47754886
succ petting zoo

>>47754241
>Talk about wanting to dominate dragons all day online
>One day a dragon shows up outside your door
>She has a womb tattoo with your name in draconic on it
So anon, were you all talk or are you gonna dominate the horny dragon?

>>47754344
dragon whelps are easier to tame but you have to level them up before you can use them as a mount

Writefairies should not touch the classics of Charles Dickings and Willy ShakeSpear (spear as in penis)

>>47754166
We do.

>Finally catch that monster girl parading around as a holy knight of the Order
>Sentence her to be staked
>Specifically on my stake
>And by stake I mean dick
>I’m going to fuck her

>Tune into Rata News Network
>"-haha, you go Wurmy."
>She instantly shifts back to serious mode
>"In other news, a study by Malef scientists has found that 99.98% of men found quote 'talking mad shit' were unable to finish a single sentence when kabedoned by a mamono."
>"We asked for an in-person interview with the leader of the male supremacy group Anon Y. Mous to discuss the results but he has, yet again, declined to appear."

Your order has arrived.

>post on 4mon
>"dragons are really cool and I'm tired of pretending they aren't"
>2 replies
>"nice try lizard"
>"scaly claws typed this post"
>post hand with timestamp
>400 replies

>47755440
>47755453
How many times has the spammer been posting the exact same off-topic images and ban evading to keep doing it again?

Why are elves like this?

>>47754688
I like the traditional outfit, very form fitting.

>>47755440
>human resources
>clearly a fox
chinese gacha does it again! and by 'it' i mean being terrible

>>47755580
She's a resource that makes humans.

>>47755486
>Half the posts about how good they would feel around their tails and horns
>The other half isn't even that subtle

>>47755507
>ban evading
He does it every thread, and none of his spam ever gets deleted. I think at this point we just have to face the truth and admit that he's not even getting banned for this anymore, despite constant reports.

>>47754981
I wish he drew more dragon girls. I like his style for durnevhir the best.

>>47755586
Your kids will be mofu.

>>47755629
Wife the ancient evil and give her a cozy life with plenty of daughters. It’s the only way to save the world.

>>47755614
Some of the image spam gets deleted in almost every thread. Either he's ban evading, or somebody on staff keeps manually unbanning him faster much than normal ban appeals are even possible.

The second case is pretty unlikely so it has to be the first. Either way since this has been going on for almost two years straight with no change, if someone has been collecting enough evidence against the spammer you should go to 4chan's IRC channel (assuming this even exists in 2024) to directly report him to the mods/admins.

>>47755614
Bullshit, a shitload of his posts do get deleted and there's no way he's not getting banned for such rampant rule breaking.

>>47755719
Maybe it's two people and only one of them gets banned? Would explain it if they delete posts by IP.

>>47755750
If it's two different people breaking the same rules in the same way, at the same time, while posting the same images, why would one of them be completely ignored by the responding janitor or mod? That doesn't add up.

>>47755750
There's a poster on /mlp/ that constantly posts porn and has been ban evading for a very long time, so it can be done if you're dedicated.

But enough about shitposters, let's talk about monster girls. What are your favorite greens/stories?

My special magic that I use to avoid monsters is my signature spell, Summon Dude. You might ask, what does that even mean? Here, let me show you. See that Hellhound over there? That bestial, carnal creature on the path? Okay so let's say I wanted to pass by her safely but she will obviously try to rape me if I did. SUMMON DUDE! Whoosh! Just like that, my spell has randomly selected and summoned a random virgin male from the nearest human settlement to instead take the raping for me. Now I may pass unmolested. Such is the glory of magic!

>>47755657
Or it's just a janitor (unable to ban) who deletes them and mods (who can ban) don't care.
>>47755814
I can't pick a favorite, but I just remembered the "good/bad cop" greentext.
>>/jp/thread/S24374108#p24403376

>>47755831
>my magic is to cockblock myself
Amazing.

>too much boogeymen
>not enough monstergirls

I'm gonna slander dragons on 4mon.
Did you know that dragons are weak to chocolate? If you present them with chocolate they will instantly stop what they're doing to eat it.
Did you know that Dragons are made to be maids? That's why there's so many dragon maids, because they love it.
Did you know dragons can't handle being called cute. Call one cute and they will too embarrassed to do anything.

>>47755859
I like to think that dragons wouldn't be able to adapt to modern society and would become kleptos to satisfy their hoarding fetish and fly off the handle at the slightest provocation, leading them to being shunned from most cities, if not outright banned.

>>47755865
Probably, but if you gave a man a choice between living in an apartment on his own and living up in the mountains with a dragon wife, I'm pretty sure most men would pick the mountain.

>>47755856
Boogeywomen are the answer.

>>47755856
Me need more bogey women

>>47755856

>>47755952
Subnautica Below Zero taught me that these things are harmless so long as you maintain constant speed on your speeder bike

>>47755941
Now I'm thinking about long, flexible bogie tongues and how they would feel when ones kisses said bogie passionately. I never knew I needed that specific detail so badly.

I don't give a rat's ass.

Do bogeys have bush, or like some kinda fluffy textured cloth?

>>47756095
>bush
Read that as brush for a second.

>>47756095
Either smooth, soft carpet or thick towel like cloth. No in between.

>>47756142
Mmm, smooth bogies.

>>47756142
Werewolf styled bogey with a good amount of soft carpet in the right places sounds fantastic to me

>grabbing the sleeping dormice
>taking them back to your home
>giving them beds in every single room
Permanent air fresheners.

Remember, use monster girls to your advantage!

>>47756121
Those tails look pathetic. Worst fox.

remember to hire dogs as a babysitters

Dovahkiin, eater of dragons(erotic)!

>>47755853
Hey man, if it works. Monsters literally cannot defeat this one spell.

>>47756192
At least she has tails, unlike a certain other gachafox.

>>47756205
Who put the leash on her?

how do you deal with cow bikers as a gas station clerk

>>47756289
I'm married already, so they know to behave.

>>47756283
She has a curse on her that prevents her leaving the soul realm.

Are you tired of taking pills? She knows a solution.

>>47756195
>he says posting a jackal

>>47756342
its a dog anyway

>>47756346
>t. desert jackal

>>47756336
No, I'm okay with pills. I always take one before I have sex with my Pyrow FWB so she doesn't get pregnant.

There is no tail more elegant.

>>47756401
The dinosaurs are extinct.

>>47756407
Birds are dinosaurs so no!

>>47756412
Those degenerated things are like the subhumans of the dinosaurs, they're not the real thing. The dinosaurs died to a METEOR. They're DEAD. They're never coming back. NEVER.
>b-but mamono magic can bring them back
THEN I WILL SEND ANOTHER METEOR.

>Be wizard
>Charm flies
>Make them fly around lilim-chan like a halo
>Laugh and call her stinky

>>47756520
>they monsterize into beezles because of lilim's mana
>the lewd wizard anon in the middle of town
>lilim laughs and calls him stinky

>>47756433
Birds survived the meteor that killed the non-avian dinosaurs, so they're more badass.

>>47756539
this slime vored that poor skeleton girl!

>>47756566
Slimes and Skeletons are natural allies

>>47756584
>skeleton provides slime with a structure
>slime provides skeleton with a vagina to rape men with

I'm surprised there hasn't been like, a straight up ectoplasm slimegirl/undead that uses the skull of their old body inside of their head as their spiritual core, sort of like a gastly

I have left reality altogether and ventured off into the depths of the aether and the infinite nothing of the void and created my own universe where I can be king and rule forever with almighty power. No monster will ever be able to get me in my own world, I am one with its very fabric.

>>47756743
>I am one with its very fabric.
What a romantic way of saying you married her

>>47756743
We need a nice maledom setting where monsters are just cocksleeves for men to fight over.

>>47756743
Send the Lilims and Minor Goddesses.

>>47756743
>No monster will ever be able to get me in my own world
So not much changed then?

This is your gym partner for today.

>>47755952
neat

>>47756132
this is not the face of mercy

>>47755865
Why would you like to think that? That's awful.

>>47756941
>why would you post that? That's stupid/awful/doesn't make sense/is straight up a lie.
First time on 4chan?

>>47756941
Because it gives flavor to dragon girls?

>>47756967
Dragons already have plenty of flavor.

>>47757041
Delicious tail.

Need more Monster yuri in my life.

>>47757143
I also need more monster slavs in my life

is it impossible for normal men to compete with incubi?

>Be me
>Be an adventurer
>Find out I have some special power
>Get told by some princess rata with anger issues that I should go speak to the liches on the top of some big mountain
>surewhynot.jpg
>Start my journey to the peak of this mountain
>Path is riddled with wild monsters
>Have to fight off grizzlies, arachnes, glacies, werewolves
>Loli goats making their way up the steps constantly getting in my way
>Saw one goat passed out and getting lewded by an arachne that I had to knock out myself
>Shoot the shit with some other travelers meditating at some landmarks on the mountain
>Can't be bothered to read them myself
>Path starts to get very windy
>Blizzard conditions
>Come to a stone overhang
>Quickly take shelter under it to brush off the snow, grab a drink, and a snack
>The ground quakes behind me
>Hear a loud roar
>Turn around and see a pale troll with white hair and eyes that say "turbo rape"
>One swing of her arm and I'm on the ground
>Second swing KOs me
>Wake up that night to said troll practically laying atop me in some cave
Guess I wasn't made for the "save the world" life.

>>47757237
With faith, steel, and gunpowder any human man can stand against humans turned to darkness.

>>47757244
but anon who (baby who) will save the world

>>47757255
I'm sure there are other people that were born with this same power

>>47757237
Incubus is a straight up upgrade in every aspect so that's unlikely

>>47757237
Why not join them?

Me using my incubi strength to beat the shit out of normal humans who spout their religion shit in my face right before I burn their church down and make them all cry.

>>47756743
the blind eternities of void between universes are home to some of the most peculiar creatures not yet known to man
and you will be the first one to fuck them

You must show the Dragon respect.

>>47757268
incubi are cringe

>>47756996
i love the way this guy draws beastgirls, always so soft and i just wanna be in a big cuddlepile with them, i wanna proverbially drown in the softness and never come back for at least two weeks of relaxation and friendly beastgirl cuddling and petting and purring

Which monster has the biggest penis?

>>47757330
you
humanity is the biggest monster and you are it's chief representative

>>47757333
Sweet

>>47757320
Ginzake also is top tier on soft monsters.

>>47757294
I'll show her respect alright.

>>47757268
Who wants to be reliant on semen to live?

sorcerer are prime malef bait

>>47757415
still better than a warlock

>>47757415
Pure
Dragon
Bloodline

>>47757428
>when she hears you've got that blue dragon blood

>>47757428
Cute... So cute

>>47757415
>>47757425
but I'm of a fiend bloodline

>>47757415
>>47757428
>>47757430
but Ma always said to stay away from dark dragons

>>47757454
>anons mother is a pretentious gold dragon

>>47757415
And wizards get light dragon?

>>47757430
>malef wanting to build a chromatic dynasty

>>47757464
no nerds are thrown to the hounds

>>47757474
Ah that's why I see a hellhound being projected at high speed from the wizard tower. She keeps trying to raid him but it seems to always fail

just hit me with a shrinking spell and throw me to the hounds

>>47757419
Cute.

>>47757464
Wizards get fiery and impressive dragons that are appear very proud, but ultimately want to get ridden. Like Deonora's subspecies.

>>47757524
But enough about that, her is tohru.

>>47757499
Ideally this would result in being nice and toasty in the big tiddy chest fluff until it wears off and not that other thing you were thinking

who let kids play with guns?

>>47757541
What trash is this?

>>47757539
i dont know what you were thinking but being totally subsumed by big wan love and fluffy warm mofu on all sides is what i want.

>>47757541
She knows what she's doing.

>>47757539
>>47757547
>getting strung and tossed into fox mofu
what a terrible fate

>>47757541
This faggot dead yet?

>>47757464
wizards get wurmed

>>47757541
It's fine, she only has demon silver bullets. It's not like she's going to rape someone at gunpoint or something anyway.

>>47757541
This picture is like kryptonite to argentinians.

>>47757568
It seems it's working.

>>47757568
?

>>47757575
Just shitty people being shitty people.

>>47757573
Haha, I think we should post more of this cute kryptonite goat :)

>>47757576
>spend almost two years openly being a nuisance among people you hate instead of just... leaving
>cry about "shitty people"
You are a joke that just keeps on giving
Also brown cunny, uoh

>>47757576
Now now, not all Argentinians are bad.

>>47757588
I think we can improve the thread by you leaving.

>>47757415
going back to my roots

>>47757578
>Ha ha, lets spam this one thing just to piss off other spammer
>Surely this won't cause more spam
You fucks are doing this on purpose, aren't you?

>>47757608
I assume KC is having a breakdown and this is how they vent.

Goat wife = happy life.

>>47757608
Yeah, let's just not post MGE content in a famously MGE-focused thread. Let's allow some schizophrenic shitposter dictate what we can post to avoid getting him mad, I'm sure this won't go wrong at all.

>>47757616
Greatest of all time.

>>47757631
You should get over things you are powerless to change.

>>47757634
You've been repeatedly told that for two years.

>>47757631
You know exactly what I'm talking about you colossal faggot.
We're not "allowing" him to do anything, we just lack the options to stop him. But spamming shit to cause him to spam more IS a thing YOU'RE doing.

>>47757654
Is that the famous Orange Box?

>>47757648
Take your mask off and stop pretending to be a concern troll you retarded argie faggot lmao, nobody complains about MGE content being posted in the MGE thread but you

>>47757669
I make mge content.

>>47757669
I can tell if you're retarded or not but when the post legit says >>47757578
>Haha, I think we should post more of this cute kryptonite goat :)
It's hard to see it as anything other than shit stirring.
But if this is what you want, fuck it, go for it. Spam away. I'm gonna go and do something else until this one is over.

Tail of the Forbidden One

I am in the unenviable position of not liking the faggot mick and his furry and china slop shit spam but also not liking the clique of discord bapho pedophiles and their troony ocs.

The pest's made like ten butthurt replies so far just because of the blonde goat, it must drive him up the wall nobody gives a shit about what he thinks even after 2 years worth of him repeating "KC bad, blonde goat waifufag bad"

I want to to get raided by an oni.

>>47757707
Hey, you and me both pal. Both shit in different ways. I just wished they would stop fucking it up for everyone else.

>>47757658
Only a christmas box.

>>47757700
Considering how much lolis are into anal I doubt that is that forbidden

>>47757719
Oh man, Shou is there, I want a Jinko for Christmas!

>>47757714
>Get raided by a oni
>Get captured
>Taken as a "pleasure slave"
>She doesn't do anything to you
>You ask what's up
>"I dono, I never planed this far ahead... do you want some sake?"

>>47757725
Exciting story, anon.

>>47757737
I like overly powerful monster girls that are weak to just doing some chill stuff with a human they like.
I will not be shamed.

>>47754688
Imagine dragon deez nutz across yo face

>>47757725
This but kidnapped by sea Oni

>>47757725
>>47757746
It's funny and adorable when a big scary oni was just lonely and grabbed Anon to have a friend she could play with.

>>47757725
>Sigh
>Show your new wife how a pleasure slave should behave
>"Wait, this is just how my dad acted around my mom."
>Siiiiigh

>>47757746
I want a big strong monster to make me sit on her lap/between her legs and play with my hair.

>>47757725
>"No thanks, I only drink sparkling water."
And that's when the oni realized she had captured an Alp.

what are you waiting for?

>>47757840
my shows to come on

>>47757833
>"No thanks, I only drink sparkling water."
>"Oh, you're one of those, bro?"
>Passes you a Wife Claw

>>47753849
>Analog horror style VHS recording of what to do to survive an incoming kyaaagh
>two tapes are discovered, one tampered with to trick the most innocent and unsuspecting boys into being as vulnerable as possible for the ravenous swarm of abductors, broadcast to roughly 1 in 8 homes instead of the usual
>nobody knows for certain as to whether this is the result of infiltration by the succubus menace or if the authorities have resorted to deliberately sacrificing men to keep the lustful horde at bay
>>47755831
>party of adventurers gets sent off to beat the shit out of a cabal of mages who've been spamming Summon Dude throughout countless journeys to evade mamono capture at the expense of causing countless abductions with their careless reliance on their funni summon spell

>>47757840
An 8ft tall shy Hellhound that will still rape me but can't look me in the eye while she does it since she's so embarrassed at being an 8ft tall rape monster and has never talked to a human male before.

drgn

>>47757921
didn't catch the "will still rape me" part right away and briefly envisioned (you) trying to get her confidence and assertiveness to improve over months of cute consensual dating only to find out suddenly that her shyness was the only thing keeping you safe from getting mindbroken from a nonstop non-con marathon

>>47757936
She may be shy, but she is still a Hellhound.

NO! I WILL NOT MARRY THE HAG!

>>47757946
this but actually

>>47757946
That was always an option

>>47757946
Okay, but what if I turn her into cunny? You down for some lolibaba?

>>47757870
I hope it's Black Cherry!

>>47757946
But I WILL
I will commit immense haggotry!

>>47757946
There is no escape

SEX.
SEX WITH GOTES.

>>47757980
>>47758014
Absolutely NOT, i refuse

>>47758012
All yours

>>47758059
I need the haggiest of hags

>>47758063
My hags are too old for you, traveller, wouldn't you prefer a younger girl?

>>47758072
NO

19 year old dragons

>>47758076
>A cacophony of "ara ara" erupts from the back room

>>47758080

>>47755831
Holy shit, this is an actually unbeatable tactic

>>47758096
>t. alp

>>47758088
I deserve to disappear into sweaters and be fed nothing but milk

>>47758108
spooky

>>47755831
Hello, Mage's Council? I'd like to file a report for unauthorized use of illegal summoning magic I've just witnessed...

>>47758148
they look like they could just straight up drown you in tittymilk if you refuse to comply and be their eternal baby, what terrifying hags
also does anyone know the source? google, yandex, and saucenao have failed me here

>>47758184
https://twitter.com/bakemoron_

>>47756539
sauce?

Not enough spicy lizards in this thread

>>47758196
I thank you immensely

>>47758214
Mander deficiency is linked to severe sadness

>>47758214
Modermander looks C O M F Y.

>>47758155
how dare they report!!!!

>>47758240
what was the crime?

>>47758240
DORK

>>47758261
Anon was treating his tomboy friend as one of the boys instead of seeing her as a girl

>>47758203
https://x.com/Ed_bkh/status/1832998376868303231

>>47758249
A modern Salamander would be great to hang out with.

>>47758261
That's just silly, she could totally use that to her advantage, just ask a pyrow how. That or out in a skirt and some makeup like she's doing now anyway...

>>47758291
But brojobs are based when girls do them

>>47758327
The world would be better if we all just casually fingered each other, but with monster girls.

>>47758327
Does the term apply to eating out your tomboy monster "bro" or is that called something else?

>>47758366
or her sucking you off

She's cheesed to meet you.

Need milky monsters
Like exceptionally milky

>>47758398
Milk Slimes?

>>47758399
Im thinking gigamilk ultracows

Need harem of troll girls(like troll the monster, not monsters that like to do trolling)

>>47758398
thinkin' 'bout oppai

>>47758300
even if French horns and trumpets started playing?

>>47758392
mouse erotic

>>47758414
absolutely monsters that like to do trolling

>>47758429

Pick a fish.

>>47758456
i pick dragon

>>47758429
shorthaired chesh

>>47757658
It's the famous Schrodinger Box - Anon is both raped and raping simultaneously until the box is opened.
>then Anon gets raped ofc

are dwarfs smaller than gremlins in mge?

>>47758456
waggy saggy

>>47758429
WOULD

>>47758429
the constant pranks would scramble anyone's brain

>>47758481
She'll calm down when she's full of BABIES.

>>47758483
(she did not calm down)