/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>4770398
>closed lips and open mouth

I can't stop laughing at Alice's face

the one who rapes

Remilia Team cannot lose.

Dante can beat any touhou, specially remilia.

>>4770425

Yuka needs to shave her eyebrows

seriously, how do they go that far down

GODDAMN ALICE

>>4770453

Yukarin is basically more powerful than God. Yuka is EXTREMELY powerful using just her youkai power alone. Dante is just really cool and stylish, but can prettymuch defeat anything that can't automatically obliterate him with a wink, and Yukari is the only one with such a power in that picture.

Alice has the Grimoire, but that's doubtful to stand up against Yukari. Sakuya has limited ZA WARUDO, but it's not perfect and all three on Dante's theme wouldn't have trouble with it. Remilia has a lot of raw physical strength, but Yuka's is probably greater.

I think adding anyone to Yukari's team is pretty much overkill.

Take the 5 that aren't Yukari and have them work together and they still couldn't win. This is unfair.

>>4770536
Retarded fanwank.

>>4770468
Because those are eyelashes. Her eyebrows are behind her hair.

>>4770536
If you take Yukari's power to the logical extreme, you have to do the same to Remilia, which makes both of them essentially omnipotent. But, please, go on jacking off over your nonexistant Touhou power levels. I'll just sit over here and laugh at how they all get crushed by Suika, no argument, since Suika IS ZUN.

who wins?

>>4770536
Yuka and Yukari are the strongest youkai so yeah

GoK

Remilia dies. Everyone else gets along for no apparent reason and they share tea per normal Touhou game ending.

>>4770631
Dante can beat yuka if he uses sparda at full force, not sure about yukarin

>>4770687
Yuka is stronger than Yukari so yeah

>>4770687
he's also good at danmaku:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEX9vjFO8rk

>>4770687
BAT SUMMONING ELECTRIC GUITAR-SCTYHE

YUKARI IS FUCKED

>>4770708
But Yukari is more powerful.

>>4770708

>>4770631

All of them.

Epic, universe-spanning super threesome of awesome.

>>4770793
maybe shes harder in the games thats all

Remilia team gets raped

>>4770964

No, really, Yukari is more powerful than any other Touhou. She says otherwise in SSiB, but the entire point is that she's trolling everyone so damn hard it doesn't even matter anymore.

Look at it this way.

On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.

>>4771050

Still, this isn't that abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).

In other words, she can do ANYTHING she wants. She can make herself more powerful than God - she IS, essentially.

>>4771043

Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.

>>4771055
It's a good thing she prefers to spend most of her time sleeping.

>>4771043
>>4771050
>>4771055
I fucking hate copypastes

>>4771043
i remember posting that pasta in some thread in other forum and some guy didnt know about it thought it was deep shit and congratulated me

>>4771055
>>4771050
>>4771043
.....aaaaaaaand this thread is shit.
Thanks /jp/.

yuka and yukari are clearly gay for each otter

>>4771171

I don't see any otters.

Bayoneta can rape yukari

>>4771376

Bayonetta is a hideous, disgusting slut. She isn't even fucking human. She's like the disfigured, grotesque lovechild of a giraffe and a pear with extra manface for good measure.

The game was really fucking awesome, though.

>>4771433
You're just jealous that Sonic gets more than you do.

I always though Bayonetta looked like Sarah Palin.

>>4771444
>>4771433
what's so hot about her? she looks like my mom for gods sake..

>>4771460

May I have your mothers phone number?

>>4771460
You don't find incest hot?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Also, >>4771464

Ojousama wins in my heart <3

>>4771460
Pics please!

My daddy can kill yuka

>>4771460
I wish bayoneta was my mom ;_;

Dante obviously.

As long as there is pizza this party will continue to be crazy.

This thread is getting CRAZY.

Sakuya can instantly kills Dante by stopping time and making him mincemeat.

>>4772439
Dante has time powers.

>>4772439
I wish artists could draw knives properly. . .

>>4772452
They're not exactly fun to draw, unless you like /k/.

>>4772448
Sakuya can override Dante's powers.

>>4772480
How do you know that?

>>4772492
Standard crossover powerlevels rule: If two characters have conflicting powers, the one I like more wins.

>>4772480
dante killed time stopping horse

horses >maids

>>4770398

The first thing I looked at was Dante's cock.

>>4770398
Dante took a sword through the chest, as well as a scythe, as well as getting beaten in the face by a demon hand etc etc

Swings bikes like a fucking weapon

>>4772512
>horses >maids

Sakuya endured untold years of torment and still managed to retain hold of her sense of self despite Remilia trying to mindrape her for god knows how long.

Dante would beat touhou and then use them as weapons.

>>4772539
cool fanon bro

>>4772543
Fuck yeah suika gauntlets

>>4772558
Thanks, I think so too.

>>4772539
why the hell would she work for someone who tortured her?

Stockholm syndrome doesn't work that way.

>>4772618
It worked for me and my daughter

>>4772632
real people are dumb, fictional people arn't that stupid.

>>4772543
I want dante to turn alice into a guitar

>>4772658
best friends

>>4772618
Remilia altered her fate.